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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you wouldn't wanna frick with this guy in real life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. Big guys like this don't go down easy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big guys like this don't go down easy.
        wtf that's even gayer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats gay

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This new Daredevil series is going to be a total shitshow

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN I WAS A BOY

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for you

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take shoulder pads for $1000, Alex

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. scrawnygay
      I have 24" shoulders at the bone, literally skill issue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >24" shoulders at the bone
        and a 52" waist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nooo I'm not a pathetic twig you're just fat
          Coping won't make you actually have a man's body

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up fatty

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Guys help he's flailing his little noodle arms at me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fatty thinking about noodles
                Like clockwork. Lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noodle
                maybe cut back on the pasta chubs

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fatty thinking about noodles
                Like clockwork. Lmao

                >t.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fatass ran out of breath typing and now resorts to posting pics

                >I'm not scrawny you're just fat

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fatty gets a stroke just trying to post a picture

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fatass ran out of breath typing and now resorts to posting pics

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fatty fat fatso says what?
            t.51" shoulder circ and a 32 inch waist

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You will never be a real man, you probably have ankles like a chicken

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you probably have ankles like a chicken
                in comparison to your beetus chankles? Probably, hockey keeps 'em slim

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so scrawny he doesn't even understand that men are supposed to have extremely visible ankle bones
                Grim

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lardass thinking about chicken now
                Hahahaha.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vinny is legitimately fricking huge. He’s like 6’5 and fat as shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        COPE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not huge, but he's not small. Ethan Hawke is 5'10" and Vincent is definitely at least 4 inches taller, but he's not 6'5". He's definitely also wider, but he's not built like a brick shithouse. His look works in the show because of padding and camera work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      COPE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hans, look. you can see is tiny little prepubescent body.
      >ha, ya, it's like the body of a tiny baby

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit he has a normal physique in real life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      god forbid they use costumes in superhero shows!!!!!!!! moron detected

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    never forget Kate bishop killed him easily and he bequeathed his city to her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he bequeathed his city to her
      He did?
      I must have missed that, when?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right after she beat him to a pulp with her feminine strength.
        >As a boy...KATE BISHOP....I...took this city-MY CITY-by force. Might makes RIGHT. This city is..YOUR city

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even remember that but I guess I'll take your word for it.
          As far as I remember, the series ended with her broke and alone because she snitched on her mother.
          Can't imagine how she'll take the City when no one else heard him say that. (Or did they? I don't remember, were Echo or her mom or anyone else within hearing distance?)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll take your word for it.
            why

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why not? I'm not going to go rewatch the scene right now so I can have an internet argument.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOO THE PROTAGONIST BEATS THE BAD GUY

      THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN THE COMICS!!!!!

      RAGEEEEEEEEE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >villain which took a hero with superpowers long time to beat gets rekt by a snarky teen with a bow and arrow
        Literally squealing and clapping right now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So how come you leave out that it took her a long time to stop him and required literally blowing him him with explosives instead of just beating him down like Daredevil? Or that he still got up and walked away afterward.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          YEAH moron, THAT'S HOW COMIC BOOKS WORK, JESUS CHRIST. SQURREL GIRL HAS TAKEN DOWN BOTH THANOS AND DR. DOOM. IRON MAN HAS TAKEN DOWN MAGNETO. THE THING HAS BEATEN NAMOR UNDERWATER.

          YOU FRICKING IDIOT, YELLING AT COMIC BOOK LOGIC.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This man is comparing squirrel girl to kate bishop. And he's not being ironic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I GAVE YOU TWO OTHER EXAMPLES BEYOND THAT AND YOU STILL MISSED THE FRICKING POINT, LA-DEE-DA, YOU FRICKING STUPID MORON ACTING LIKE CAPESHIT NEEDS TO STICK TO YOUR HEADCANNON

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're unwell. Kate bishop is not squirrel girl.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                KEEP MISSING THE POINT, THANK YOU, SHITHEAD.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point is that Squirrel Girl is a comedy character so normal power levels don't apply.
                Kate Bishop's #girlboss attitude might be comedic to us but that's not the writer's intention.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kate bishop killed him easily
      He got up after this and the deaf chick shot him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This never happened.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it couldn't be more obvious that he was not fighting back. no shit he's physically capable of killing her easily. there's no way you don't truthfully know this so why are you purposefully taking it in bad faith?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats his name?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holden

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the bad guys always the most interesting characters?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE OTHER ANONS

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want kate bishop to beat my wiener into a pulp with her ass

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the left

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, Kilmeade

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I shot him seven times, because I wanted him dead"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's another scene of Karen crying
        >It's another episode of Karen crying
        Riveting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's traumatized!
          Just get away from my wife.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stopped watching because of this scene. I can’t think of anything I’ve seen that’s more moronic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's so incredibly cute. Probably the prettiest woman I've ever seen.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blonde hair, blue eyes and cute in modern entertainment.
          Who would've thought?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't care for blonde hair. She just has a very pretty face.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Completely sexless, but not in a bad way. She just looks like the cute next door neighbor you grew up with and would want to wife up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't say completely but yeah she's more beautiful than sexy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you Wesley, you are missed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you Wesley

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THANK YOU WESLEY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THANK YOU WESLEY

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil will be replaced by a stronk woman of color, can't have a religious white male hero anymore.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*Wilson Fisk is relaxing on a blacony in his penthouse overlooking HIS CITY, thinking thoughts of Vanessa and Vanessa Vanessa*
    >*an FBI agent begins strolling out towards him*
    >*Fisk is fidgetting and tilting his head while he imagines different buildings as Vanessa*
    >"Hello Mister Fisk, i'm here with the report on the new agents we have on the payroll"
    >*Fisk, awaking from his stupor, his smile going from genuine to forced and focused towards the agent, his grin now a grimace*
    >"Ah... Agent Sanders, i... So do admire your fastidious, urn...NATURE, ahuh... You know, in ancient times they used to, ehh... CASTRATE their body guards their first day on... THE JOB"
    >*Agent Sanders looks nervous*
    >Fisk turns towards him, hands behind his back
    >"Nnnn... But such a practice is so... ANTIQUATED AND BENEATH US... BENEATH THIS CITY" *Fisk waves out towards Hells Kitchen, a rape is heard*
    >"Men like you, and me, Mister Sanders... We're... SO MUCH MORE than that, ehhh.... So tell me, about this LIST of NEW OPERATIVES..."
    >"Yes, well we had a hard time with a few but agents John West, Lee Marks--"
    >"WESLEY? YOU DARE SPEAK HIS NAME!?"
    >"IM GONNA KILL YOU! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    >*Fisk lies down and rolls over the agent to death while screaming in incoherent rage*
    >*Dex, watching this from the surveillance room, also begins screaming*
    >Blocks away, Matt Murdock wakes up in a cold sweat
    >"Foggy *spits blood* we need to *breaks a rib* stop doing it *blinks and twitches* by the book. We need to stop Fisk once and for all *falls off roof*"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fisk waves out towards Hells Kitchen, a rape is heard*
      ok, you got me

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When I was... A BOY... MY FATHER, he would make me SNEEDPOST into the... early hours of... THE MORNING. And NOW it is... HIS CORPSE THAT FEEDS THE SEEDS!
    >MR MANNINGS, start posting dicky AND other BANNable offenses... as a "tripgay" under the name of... MATT MURDOCK!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SNEED

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAY IT

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Baki thread. OPs guy is Doppo, cast the others.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill as Yujiro

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        soft af boy looking face mf, won't even threaten an ant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTFO with you uglybastard™ manga

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the what? you're telling me you never read Baki? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS homosexual THAT NEVER READ BAKI NOR EXERCISES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if the DC shows were made by anything else than CW
    they would actually be watchable

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mass replying
    Ask yourself anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No seriously, what's wrong with you? I need to understand what causes you to act like this.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullseye still isn't confirmed for this shit so it's worthless to me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BAHH

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a big guy

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused. Why are you guys complaining about this and shitting on it? That fits the character completely and he's not race shifted or anything. Looks fricking perfect.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking twink compared to Ben’s Daredevil’s version

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it would be a even fight.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Needs more foods.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man whoever drew this certainly didn't care about scale. Wilson Fisk is 6'7. If we go by this picture's scale, Daredevil is about 3 feet tall.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's over..

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no not my darebussy! ahhh oh no because of my HEIGHTENED SENSES I can feel every milimeter of kingpins giant wiener penetrating me! This buck is breaking fast!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have the writing now you just need the drawing talent and you'd make bank from perverts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No man like the Kingpin could exist either way. He rips people's arms off their sockets despite being "just human"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying it's a comicbook character and not a real guy? Didn't know that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch your mouth or I'll rip your arms out of your sockets just like I've done in real life before.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying they may as well make him 10ft tall

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No man like the Kingpin could exist either way.
          maybe not Brownistan where you're from

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Friendly reminder that this guy had to shit in the shower because regular toilets couldn't fit him

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He did that because he was French, not because he was a giant.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's on that Low Tier God plan. Pissing in them bottles and shitting in the shower. Get that ass banned

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            50% Polish %50 Bulgarian
            just like me

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              then how come you're brown and he wasn't

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I ain't

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet jon bernthal could kick his fricking ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    drill instructor wouldnt act so uppity to this guy

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This series was the best cape kino in recent memory. I dont like any of the other Marvel stuff in recent years.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingpin from the PS4 Spider-Man game looks like Mike from RLM

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope Matt and Jen are still a thing

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