>Absolutely HEEMS Bale, Battinson, West, Clooney and Kilmer in a hand to hand fight
>Can’t physically fight Batfleck but can outwit and outgadget him and would go the extra step to kill him
>Best Batmobile
>Best Suit
>Hottest romantic interests (Kim Basinger and Michelle Pfeiffer in their absolute primes) of any Live Action Batman
>His Bruce Wayne is unassuming and underestimated because of his physical size but he’s a deranged madlad when he puts the suit on
Keaton reigns supreme. He’s the only Batman that felt like Bruce and Batman are two different people. He didn’t need a stupid voice either.
>cant turn his head without shifting his entire body
Instant L
His movements all have meaning and it makes him seem otherworldly and scary. Imagine seeing this in a dark alley, it’s fricking terrifying.
I would laugh my fricking ass off If I was alone in a really dark place at 3am and saw that
I would laugh so fricking hard
The only good batman is still bale. every other batman sucks.
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
People who say they would “laugh” at something like this are usually the people who would be the most afraid
You’re not qualified to make that claim
Correct
#BADASS
why he look like a bird??
BECAUSE I'M A FAT BALDING MILLENNIAL WITH NO JOB, MONEY OR PROSPECTS BUT NOLAN SMART AND BALE #BADASS ZEITGEST OF MY GENERATION
i'm sorry batman please don't let me die on a train
Instead of seething at your elder superiors you could try improving your own life, you know.
>I CAN'T AFFORD A HOUSE BECAUSE I SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON TOYS AND BLM DONATIONS #BADASS!!!!
Thanks for sharing. Hope things work out.
Bats are birds
Bats are mammals
Not the gotcha you think it is, considering all live action Batmen without exception look ridiculous. At least this guy looked the part when it came to Wayne.
NUH UH MUH BALE SHREDDED TIRE SUIT AND Q-TIP HEAD LOOKS #BADASS TO MY 35 YEAR OLD CARGO-SHORT WEARING ASS
>I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!
>unironically appears to be wearing hockey pads
Damn that shit is ugly.
NUH UH BECAUSE I WAS 20 YEARS OLD AND NOT FAT AND HAD ALL MY HAIR WHEN THIS MASTERPIECE CAME OUT ITS #BADASS
I love this please never stop posting
#nolanfannumberoneoppenheimerticketspreorder
As opposed to?
Any other Batsuit in live action, including Lewis Wilson.
Oh, so you're baiting
>anything I disagree with is a bait
Nolangays are to that level now?
No one would take this seriously in a modern movie and I say this as someone who prefers it to West's getup.
No one would take Clooney's or Kilmer's suits seriously in a modern movie. But the Panther suit looks awesome.
Batsuits are hard to make cool, especially during this uber-realism wave of capeshit.
Clooney is who people like this
cream themselves over.
NO BECAUSE CLOONEY WAS NOT #BADASS
And that's what makes him good. Let everything be an insincere parody of itself lest it be perceived as "edgy" by reddit gays.
Yeah, bat nipples are so much better. God forbid the Batsuit be functional outside the context of a BDSM club.
I'd rather have the nips again than the egghead.
Somehow I'm not surprised
Yet the irony is you probably can't do a single push up
I love how he defined how Batman moves, talks, and behaves for decades to come.
People say that Nicholson outshined Keaton, but Keaton DEFINED how we view Batman and he deserves praise for that.
My friend went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman, he took some pills and freaked out then ran home through the back alleys. Somebody may have seen a drugged up panicking Batman dashing through a moonlit alleyway that night
And he had a great Joker.
He's my second favorite.
Really great movies.
They did him dirty in The Flash.
>They did him dirty in The Flash
I don't think so, he fights off a merc outfit single handed till Superchola unjusted herself in the sun and then goes to toe to toe with Kryptonians at age 70.
I think he did just fine, and still one of the top 3 best portrayals of Batman IMHO.
I'm glad you liked it, but Batman being mega-permanently dead and ending his reign as Batman in a CGI desert getting his back broken by a Kryptonian he didn't even kill kinda bums me out.
He didn't really die though, Flash reset the timeline.
Flash can only reset the timelines he’s directly part of. There’s a multiverse of heroes that are completely untouched with millions and millions of branches. There’s absolutely a branch where OG Michael Keaton remained untouched.
Was him not singelhandedly fighting the mega brute Kryptonian not proof enough he’s the toughest of all the Batmen? Besides he wasn’t actually Keatonverse Batman, he was an offshoot
He died. At the hands of that Kryptonian.
Superman beat that Kryptonian and Batfleck beat Superman. And I hate Batfleck.
Look, I love Keaton. It just wasn't for me.
Anyway, didn't Muschietti confirm it was the Burtonverse Batman?
>He died at the hands of that kryptonian
Any Batman in any timeline without direct access to kryptonite would. Batfleck being at that battle in 2013 would have died too.
And no, the only speak on the timeline is that the merge and mix when Flash moves. Burton got a completely different offshoot timeline in the comics and considering Gotham wasn’t a massive Gothic hellscape it wasn’t “really” the Burtonverse.
Fair I suppose.
Forgot about that.
Well damn that means he's just an old ass man again being lonely with no purpose.
That sucks.
I think he is probably the best too. He's the only one with that autistic suave to him, Bale is too charming without being enough of a weird and Pattinson is just a full blown incel.
I feel like Keaton and Batfleck were the truest to the source material, Christian Bale is great and TDK trilogy is pure kino but I always saw him as a Hollywood Batman, what a real life Batman might be
Pattinson was good though, he had the moodiness needed for the role, but what they should have done was made Batman Beyond with either Keaton or Batfleck mentoring this moody emo kid into manhood and dealing with his emotional problems better. It truly bums me out that any of us Cinemaphile autists could have done better than Warner Bros with the same properties and actors they had to work with, Ben Affleck and Robert Pattinson were honestly fricking made for a Batman Beyond, all they had to do was give Batfleck his solo movie and then age him up a bit or get in Keaton for Batman Beyond with Pattinson instead of putting him in his own alternate universe story with The Batman and it would have sold better as well
We have to work with what we have
If gunn can run several timelines, not several multiverses, we can still get Terry McGinnis.
t. deluded moron
>t. deluded moron
yes but I like your optimism
It’s not too crazy.
We have the technology to make a Beyond Movie look fantastic now.
Inque would have been impossible to nail before the last decade, same with blight to a degree.
Frick I love Batman Beyond so much it’s unreal.
I love Batman Beyond too but one of the newer writers made Terry Asian for some reason instead of Bruce’s biological son and now everyone wants an Asian Terry. I’d rather have the cartoon be perfect and untouched further tbh.
New rogues, old Bruce doesn't have to be as cranky and alone, maybe some character that aged into the time frame as the newest Alfredo or something
>morons who believed the homosexual of Kevin Smith trying to stay relevant with the nerds
The Batman Beyond movie was Batgirl morons, they replaced Terry with Barbara
And that got rightly erased from existence
Dude they killed him. He’s dead
Gunn is kill, no
Range ban pajeets please.
What? Lmfao if I was a pajeet this would be a Batfleck dickriding thread
How can he be so cool bros? What is it about this suit?
>>Best suit
>posts Returns suit
best suit is 89, perfect combination of musculature and practicality without
Thanks for the correction, he has TWO of the best suits in all of Batman
>can't into complete sentences
meant to say "without resorting to tacticool armor or batnips"
threadly reminder that based christian bale refused to participate in the flash. pathetic whatshisface did it again because he missed the limelight.
I lost all respect for Bale when he gave the worst performance of his career as Gorp or whatever in Thor 97
luckily you're probably the only person who watched that thor movie so it won't hurt bale's career much
I’m trans btw
Hey you're back!
Times off again.
I've always wondered what it would feel like to fart in a man's mouth while he jerked off.
Times off again.
This is your uncle Bingo.
Time to pay the check.
First he needs to be able to turn his head to have some chance in a fight.
He can glare at criminals menacingly
I mean a fight against the other Batmans.
I think he can only win again skinny Adam West wearing a lycra suit.
But the batussi
Nah, Adam West would destroy every other Batman.
Arkham Bats still reigns supreme.
>eliminates crime in Gotham
>still operates at peak physical performance at the age of 70
>30-second fight scene in the Russian compound BTFOs reddit warehouse scene
>BTFOs a Kryptonian in hand to hand combat
>best car
>hottest b***hes
>most kino films
Yeah. I'm thinking it's time to apologize.
>Best Batmobile
no
that is a cool batmobile
>West
You fool, he'd just pull out his Anti-Batman Bat Spray.
>Absolutamente HEEMS Bale, Battinson, West, Clooney y Kilmer en un mano a mano
> No puedo pelear físicamente contra Batfleck, pero puedo burlarlo y superarlo y daría un paso más para matarlo.
>Mejor Batimóvil
>Mejor Traje
>Los intereses románticos más candentes (Kim Basinger y Michelle Pfeiffer en sus mejores momentos) de cualquier Batman de acción real
>Su Bruce Wayne es modesto y subestimado debido a su tamaño físico, pero es un loco trastornado cuando se pone el traje.
Keaton reina supremo. Es el único Batman que sintió que Bruce y Batman son dos personas diferentes. Tampoco necesitaba una voz estúpida.
He kicked ass in the flash. Singlehandedly made it worth watching. Him saying let's get nuts again was really forced and cringe but everything else he did was based. His new jet was fricking cool too.