>Accidentally said "kino" around my roommate's hot friend and she looked at me weird.
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>Accidentally said "kino" around my roommate's hot friend and she looked at me weird.
Thats because you pronounced it wrong.
Its pronounced like quinoa isn't it?
kwee-noah?
no
quinoa is pronounced keen-wah, I think.
yeah I was just joking, funny enough i did say it the wrong way in the supermarket deli once
>Ill take a large container of the kweenoah please
pretty sure the girl smirked a little
I sometimes like to intentionally mispronounce words to bother people. If they correct me they look pedantic in front of others.
in the 20th century, when it wasn't that popular it was ki-NOah
when the soi brigade got a hold of it, it became keen-WAH
As a Lebanese I am absolutely disgusted by any of you westerners eating quinoa, or perhaps what you may call it. I can only hope you choke on it
It's pronounced gooey noah.
Of all the things to despise the West over. You'd think 'bombs' would be higher on the priority list.
Check'd
Temp'd
dasical
No one cares what brown people like you think.
Stop making out with girls and suck my dick you dyke b***h
It’s a German word. Kee-no.
That sounds moronic. Quit making shit up.
It's Russian, actually
кинo
pronounced:
kʲJˈno
Both stem from the Greek root word for motion. Both are pronounced the same spare for the stress.
French*
It’s spelled differently and the French pronunce the C as S in cinematographie, moron.
>Keno
That's a fricking gambling game they play in Massachusetts. Is it really pronounced that way?
Norwegians pronounce it “shino”
Kino like sino
Kyno like vagino
key-no?
kai-noo
I have been pronouncing it Si-no like in cinema
This is how I pronounce it and even if it’s wrong I don’t care
I hate americans so much is unreal.
Is that not how you say it?
Do you not pronounce key as kee? I don’t understand the difference.
>KALEL-NO!
You're welcome.
>k-EYE-no
Normies say Based now do I've been able to say it out loud
All my irl friends say it (we are all 30-40), its normal in our vocabulary
Based. I say it to myself but I don't have any friends to say it to...
This is why we need to switch keyed and locked
too forced
keyed
how about gay and not gay
No, kys with your dumb forced meme.
..still peddling this dead meme? wow taht's beyond dedication, and kinda concerning
I'd say it's gem.
It's Unschway.
'keyed' already means drunk/high. its the same as 'turnt'
it's pronounced Bay-said
It’s actually pronounced “bah-seed”
Saying based irl is fricking gay and I will call you out in it if I hear it.
no you won’t, pussy
Do I know you?
chud
Some of my normie friends use it in Spanish in its translated form "basado". I feel real cringe each time I hear it.
Actually so cringe it wraps around to being based, or in this case, basado.
I say this, but since I don't have any friends, I say it to myself.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rzAmaMYIDp0
Basado jejejejeje
I accidentally said "based" in front of a girl once and she was confused and laughed awkardly
I'm a Hispanic and I once saw an (at least) 30 something woman on some dumb celebrity news say "basado".
I've been saying based IRL for like a decade now, my gf thought it was something I came up with and thinks it's weird that she hears other people saying it now.
Based originated in ebonics, so if she wasn't a dumb b***h she'd know you're just a real homie
anyone i know who i catch saying "based" or "sneed" in real life (i work in tech so some of my coworkers do it) i immediately peg as a total fricking loser and i do everything in my power to make sure people know that they are likely perverts by saying things like "did you know melanie sent me a video of a horse fricking a guy once?" and "hey reggie what's your favorite scene in e-girlta again?"
you've been warned
I say sneedy all the time instead of seedy
that's pushing it. if you said that around me you'd go into a probationary period. saying "chuck" or "formerly" is fine though
X, formerly chuck's
unacceptable
I don’t get it. That learned those words from browsing here, you browse here too. Do you not want friends that share similar interest to you? I’d love to have an irl friend that knows Cinemaphile lingo and occasionally whips out the odd “holy based” or maybes nudges me and points at some blonde and says “she’s built for bbc”, ironically of course
>they learned the word from browsing here
t. Has never been on social media
frick off
sneed
you sound like a homosexual
He can't possibly sound like more of a homosexual than a person using memes in their everyday speech.
>now do I've been able to say it out loud
What did he mean by this
learn english before posting again
>>now do I've been able to say it out loud
Is English?
Sort of. It's just been written by a moron.
When did this even happen? I perked up one day when I heard this 19 year old guy at work say “that’s based” when we were talking about something and I asked if he uses Cinemaphile and he just said he had heard of it but didn’t really know much about it and he heard “based” from discord or some other zoomer thing
Just like everything, election tourists started spreading it around outside Cinemaphile. Trannies on twitter tried to "co-opt" it or whatever to stick it to the alt right. Now everyone just uses it because they heard their favorite twitch streamer say it.
Moral of the story is no one took rules 1&2 seriously.
le election tourist boogerman
>the election tourist defaults to reddit memes when provoked (he knew nothing else before coming to Cinemaphile)
Color me surprised
newbies, based has been around way before it way used here
Literally 0 people think of whoever this Black person is when they use the word “based”
It’s our thing
t. Election tourist
I’ve been here since around 2011 and I don’t remember anyone saying “based” or “kek” back then. Mostly roody poos and candy ass
kek was around then
based was a couple years later
I convinced a drunk girl to get THANK YOU BASED GOD tattooed on the inside of her lips on 2013 because she was an ironic Lil B fan.
ok normalgay why don’t you go get a bj from your wife and watch some Disney plus or something
You know what? Sounds like a great plan to me.
>ironic Lil B fan
Lil B was genuinely hilarious. You had to be there.
>because she was an ironic Lil B fan.
cringe, I'm an unironic lil b fan
actual election touristgay
I only ever heard based when soemone is referring to another doing something a bit too racist/sexist/based for polite company
for example "He got fired for being too based around his black coworker"
so true
I can even drop a couple baseds around my family without getting weird looks
Say keyed
If you ever say keyed around me irl I will end you.
just say you picked it up from inglorious bastards
Cinemaphile is not a sekrit club anymore the lingo is literally on netflix shows now
It's the zoomer's first time watching a meme go mainstream, cut him some slack.
>not being completely uninhibited to weed out those who aren’t worth your time
i wish my dad had instilled this in me
took me until 28 to get it
why did she look at you weird ? Were you watching slop?
I was watching The Deer Hunter again and they were kinda hanging out nearby, I couldn't help myself when De Niro runs naked from the party, I very audibly said "Kino.".
I was watching Bronson again and they were kinda hanging out nearby, I couldn't help myself when the mental patient shits on his hand and then smears it on his face, I very audibly said "Kino.".
Anon, she just thinks you're into scat, not Cinemaphile.
>I was watching Happiness again and they were kinda hanging out nearby, I couldn't help myself when kid shoots his cum on a railing on the porch and the dog eats it then licks his aunt all over her mouth, I very audibly said "Kino.".
Just pretend you know Russian.
i got my mom and sister saying goyslop, it's hilarious
my wife says "Black person rigged" to anything thats poorly made
>Dad says goyslop one time without any assistance
My sister makes shlop noises now to take the piss out of shows I watch
For example I'll say
>I watched Ted lasso last night and-
Then she'll go
>SHHHHLOP SHLOP SHLOP *raspberry*
I have a habit of saying "Umaiiii zogusuroppu!" in an anime girl voice to myself when I eat. I live in mortal terror of accidentally saying it in front of a coworker and having to explain myself.
I fricking hate women
You showed her your power level. Now she fantasizes about having sex with you and jerk offs about you every night.
Never show them your power level. It only makes things awkward
>My sister said someone sexually assaulted her and I accidentally said based
>say "thoughbeit" in class
>if you search it the first result is a Cinemaphile thread
you are built for BBC with that 16.7 BMI thoughbeit
As long you don't pronounce it with a hard k, you will be fine.
>accidentally stub my toe
>exclaim “shitting dick nipples!” in pain
>everyone at the funeral looks at me like I’m a weirdo
>stub my toe at work
>accidentally shout the N word
>pray to God nobody heard me
>keep saying IM NUTS when I shotgun a beer
>friends catch on
>have to fess up about squirreljak
>Accidentally said "kino" around my roommate's hot friend and she looked at me weird.
So? It's not like she'd ever frick you anyway. Nor will any woman ever frick any of us Cinemaphile users.
Speak for yourself, pal. Being on this board doesn’t automatically make you an autist, at least for some of us.
frick off man
go die
i used to frick you know
>accidentally said kino around my sister
>she bit her lip
wat do
Ask her to get into the washing machine
Why is your sister aroused by Cinemaphile buzzwords and can I have her number?
>accidentally said "kino" around my roommate' hot friend
>she wonders if i actually like russian 80's post punk
>”””””friend”””””””
It because you are a loser. When I say it around people, Its fine, because as a chad, I am allowed. Become a chad. Work out, eat healthy, drink a lot of water, control your alcohol intake, forget drugs (weed's fine in small amounts - no joints, get yourself a vape)
damn you are so cool man, posting on Cinemaphile and all
I've been meaning to get a vape for weed because I'm getting conscious of smoking (bong so we smoke spliffs) but I have no idea where to start or what one to get
Holy shit what a feckless ignorant post
t. 30 something late bloomer
You forgot to mention "grow 6 inches".
>muttered "chirp" at work
>co-workers all looked toward black supervisor
Hahahahahaha
TOP list of Kinography by verified kinographers
>Goat Tier: Memento, Batman-slop, The Prestige, Interstellar
Thanks for the laugh anon, I really needed that.
have a nice day
seen every movie on this list.
I finally made it
I haven't talked to a female besides my mom in 4 years
say less
Me and my friends call each other cucks irl and online. Our discord server uses cuck for everything like our roles (veteran cucks, cucks, etc.) or our channels (league of cucks, rocket cucks, etc.). I’m the only one who goes on Cinemaphile, none of them even go on Reddit and are complete normies. I just started saying cuck so much during 2016 that now it’s just a staple word of everyone’s vocabulary used seamlessly in all sorts of contexts.
>discuck
>Our discord server uses cuck for everything like our roles
>discord
>go on I know why you downloaded because I’m afraid of someone in my house doing that and seeing all the incest porn games I’ve played
>see a bunch of incest porn games on there that I didn’t download as well as redownloads for games I’ve already downloaded on days I know for a fact I didn’t download them after checking the download date on my PC
>only other person who has a PC in my house is my older sister and I am insanely attracted to her pale big ass and tiny tittles
Bros…
My brother never uses Cinemaphile but he knows all the lingo because of me. My mother got me a bday card and his message was all about being based and whatnot.
good job moron, you're turning your brother into an autistic moron like you
When I was in college my roommate's girlfriend briefly visited our room before she left with my roommate. We said our hellos and then they left. My roommate tells me later she thought I was "scary". I was literally just sitting at my desk using my laptop. Not really relevant to the post but I thought I'd share. Like and subscribe for more.
Something about the way you post is creepy. This guy needs his harddrives checked
samegay
If I ever catch you saying samegay irl I will end you
i could probably crush your testicles with my pinky finger little man don't even try me
frick you
I bet you're used to crushing balls you f*ggot
>hey mom look i posted it again!
i fricked ur mom btw
You're probably just moderately unattractive. Women are horrified by the existence of sub-8 men.
>Women are horrified by the existence of sub-8 men.
Good, I enjoy disappointing them
all me btw
Being described as "scary" is good. It's one step from sexy.
Fear makes girls wet.
Girls think prisoners and serial killers they schlick to in heir fantasies scary.
If she described you as "creepy" that'd be different.
I'd say being described as scary is better than being described as funny.
scary is creepy in this context
and his friend was trying to do him a favor by telling him
him and you both need to work on yourselves so you don't look like creeps
>scary is creepy in this context
Not really. Girls saying someone is 'creepy' is very different from saying someone is 'scary', unless they have room temperature IQ in which case you don't really have to concern yourself with what they have to say.
probably realized how much of a pleb you really are
Kino means Cinema in Polish
>blue haired goth girl said goodnight to be at work
>said you too
>she didnt come back for a month
if anyone ever says the words based or kino to me in person i will kill them
I'm trans btw
Has anyone had much luck incorporating "kek" into their vocab? I can say it with my wow friends but not sure about normies?
I accidentally blurted out the phrase “pozzed globohomosexual goyslop” in front of my friend’s hot gf. She bit her lip and winked at me
oh and, she is trans btw
you know what to do
>I've been saying "sage" out loud to things that I don't like for years and nobody gets it
i say kino irl all the time when im thinking out loud but it doesnt matter because its a real word in my language lol
>You don't EVER admit the existence of this thing!
i'm that guy who says Cinemaphile memes around normies until they start saying it
Kino is good slang, it succinctly describes a unique but universal experience that there isn't really a word for otherwise
She doesn’t like Soviet rock?
Kek was from WoW days (lol became kek if you were horde) or earlier since some people laughed like kekeke in online games (forgot who may have been koreans).
Then there was gosu/uber. Uber is now a taxi company so yea.
I came up with a a few new words we could start using and would like some feedback;
>todge
>dasical
>temp'd
Dasical is pretty funny, but what does it mean? The other two don’t do much for me
Dunno thought it could be used to call an anon a dimwit
No love for temp'd? Imagine reading an anon sperge out
And u just reply
>temp'd
Idk man temp’d isn’t rolling off my tongue so well. Honestly on 2nd thought neither is dasical really. Feels like too many syllables
These kinda suck, I would be embarrassed to share this with anyone if u came up with any of those.
todge take
Please don’t, you’re just making it worse for yourself.
todger is a british euphemism for a dick. also a club, possibly.
>Women are horrified by the existence of sub-zero men.
They just give you the cold shoulder.
Kick a female toddler in the back really hard in a public park. It's easy to get away with.
Some guy in my college group project said a movie was kino. We all either didn't or pretended not to know what he was talking about
the 'k' is silent.
My little brother will say "can you feel my h-h-heart" anytime someone talks shit to him
there's nothing particularly weird about it.
it's exactly as autistic as whispering "cinemah" in an english accent under your breath.
it's probably just the dumb face you make when someone notices you doing it that weirds them out.
My dad says "into the kinofield" whenever he sits down to play starfield