>accidently creates evil because he was horny for the humans

>accidently creates evil because he was horny for the humans
Can't say he's not based for that

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Michael just rape Lucy? Is he stupid?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How hard will Hazbin hotel's Michael break Cinemaphile when he appears?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >break Cinemaphile
        How many more threads are you going to spam the board with until you get sent to /trash/?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get the feeling he's either gonna be really good or really bland and boring. My money is on the group of angels who kicked Lucifer out just acting like a hivemind without unique personalities

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think there will ever be a sizable heaven cast but I hope there's at least some canon angel, there got to be other big players other than Sera (who is an entirely original character).
          I can't tell what's Viv's policy on characters that are based on mythos since it seems that Adam absolutely didn't need to be Adam at this point in the story (but I guess it was a easy way to give Adam and Lucifer pre-established beef), and her St Peter definitely has nothing to do with the original and it's also pointless because he's a background char. The deadly sins are so-so.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rightoid Christcucks finally notice the show exists
            >instant seethe
            God dammit you fricking morons dontn you do it. Dont you make me defend Viv by going after this shit like it's 1994. I dont like this show, dont make me defend it from you.

            It's not even entirely Christcuckery anon. Vivzie stated a lot of the show's lore is based on Paradise Lost and the general "fall of lucifer" myth which, like a lot of biblical myth, is so engrained in the public conscience. A giant epic war which symbolized the battle between good and evil with Michael vs Lucifer being humility vs pride. Then the whole show is centered around the Biblical theme of redemption and forgiveness.
            What is the point of using something as big, operatic, and thematic as the War for Heaven and the fall of Lucifer as your background lore if you retcon it in a way where you've removed the meat and potatoes? She could have made it that Lucifer ruled hell from day one and the story remains the exact same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was racist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's much lower in the hierarchy of angels, and there is no God in this universe to grant him grace

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >married used goods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd make him happy again

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Fruit is called the Fruit of Knowledge of Good AND Evil. Lucifer created neither good nor evil, he merely gave humanity knowledge of what they are and that they exist.

    An ignorant lamb may spend its life in a peaceful pacifist way, but the lamb isn't "good", because a lamb doesn't understand what "wrong" is. You need knowledge of what evil is, and after learning what evil is to choose to reject evil, to be good. Lucifer showed humanity truth, and while yes he engendered the ability for humanity to create great evil, without this humanity would also be incapable of true acts of goodness or moral virtue because without him they would still be unaware that evil exists.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Charlie ask him for help again instead of recruiting cannibals for whatever reason (I have no idea what they even brought to the final battle apart from being fodder)? He just appeared near the end and one punched Adam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's funny Anon, you aren't supposed to think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are the cannibals even sinners or are they hellborn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that confused me as well, seems like they're a class like imps which would mean they're hellborn

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And this is what I'm doing to that fat Hispanic when she gets here for portraying me as a homosexual clown.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they introduce God?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rightoid Christcucks finally notice the show exists
    >instant seethe
    God dammit you fricking morons dontn you do it. Dont you make me defend Viv by going after this shit like it's 1994. I dont like this show, dont make me defend it from you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least in 1994 it was breasts everybody was showing to own the evangelicals. Not cringy fujoshit.

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