>According to actor Jean Claude Brialy, when Alain Delon arrived in Paris completely unknown he hypnotized everyone by his beauty when he entered bars and restaurants, wives, husbands, young girls, dogs, everybody in shock, in an interview before Brialy's death he said he had never seen such a phenomenon again.
It's really unbelievable until you realize you're a chad and suddenly notice it happening to you.
I'm doing this right now, it's pretty nice. Start getting in shape and clean yourself up, lads, it's really not that hard.
Talk to girls at work or out at bars and if they talk back, they're interested. Then just ask them out. It is seriously that easy.
Hehe don't do this if you're not actually attractive
Nothing really bad happens other than a damaged ego
But yeah they say getting rejected gets easier but I also feel that it slowly erodes your self esteem
I think getting the odd success is fine
But if you're only getting rejected and you're trying everything in the book, it's pretty destructive for your well-being. The best approach here is to meet women doing stuff. There's a good chance however you won't find anyone and it's also important to prepare yourself mentally for that outcome.
I'm not saying give up, but to live your life and enjoy what you can enjoy.
A lot of women are going to also end up alone and they're also too damaged by that point. At least by then you've learned to be okay on your own and they haven't
>Hehe don't do this if you're not actually attractive
Don't work on yourself if you're not already attractive? Don't practice socializing and understanding that sometimes "No" is a part of the experience for everyone involved, ever? Huh, that's pretty terrible advice, anon!
Please refrain from giving "advice" ever again. Life gets better when you want it to.
>Start getting in shape and clean yourself up
If you're ugly as sin, there's no point doing this just to impress women. They will never be attracted to you. You could wear nice dress and smell good as you want, if your face crooked as shit nobody would care. Please your own self before anybody else
Ugly guys get chicks all the time. If you have ever worked retail, you'll see so many couples come through your store that you'd think would only exist in bad fantasy books.
Is she going to be a model? Probably not, but I've seen guys who are in pretty bad shape with women far hotter than they "deserve".
>there's no point doing this just to impress women
Nobody said to only do it for women. If you get in shape, you will feel better physically and mentally, it's a state of being that's irreplaceable. Once there, other people will notice this, too. People notice if you're a sad sack and they notice when you're trying to have a genuinely good time with life.
Again, it really isn't that complicated. Being positive gets you places, being miserable does not.
Yes it's strange. My coworker looks fricking goofy, stinks of sweat, has bawdy teeth from chain smoking, his ears stick out, and he just acts like a goony, but he has a gf and a baby. Meanwhile I've never once been on a date despite falling for all the improover memes. Frick this ghey earth.
I had a coworker who was 5'5, obese (I'm 6'4 and fat, he was literally the same weight as me), and had a dirty looking patchy goatee. But he was loud and funny, I actually liked him a lot. He got laid constantly, but with weird girls. Like druggy rave girls, pink hair "ruin your life" girls, fat anime girls, etc.
Looking like shit is never a fixed quality. The goofiest guy who robs people for a living is going to look hard as frick. Maybe you need to get up on stage and scream into a mic for a few hours a day, it's like mewing.
>t. Fatty
You don't really know youre good looking until you get under 13% bodyfat and fix your hormones, and even then if your facial structure isnt great youll still be 80% of the way there. But every man owes it to himself to see how life changing it is and so easy
Speedrun: start off with a 3 day complete fast and then eat nothing but orange juice until you have a resting 6 pack
Completely stop cooming but don't worry about it, youll lose the compulse need to coom once you hit 13% bf so its not something to obsess over until then, but this will hugely fix your hormones.
Don't workout or anything until you reach this
Supplementary: look up mewing and understand proper head and jaw posture. Your bite and jaw is probably misaligned due to chewing with your dominant side. Study your face in a mirror and move yoir jaw into the position where everything become symetrical, usually just shifting your molar bite to the other side of your mouth. Shift your jaw forward so your lower incisors rest against your upper incisors. It might take a while to refind your bite and for it to feel comfortable but you will and your teeth will even shift to accomodate it. Chew on your dominant side. Chew gum for hours everyday, nicorette is best.
Always keep your glutes tight, your abs contracted, your lower back stretched, your upper back contracted, your chin tucked and your neck straightened to accomodate this chink tuck so it doesnt block your airways, like youre being held up by a string attached to the crown of your head. Dont sleep on your stomach, only your back or sides so your lower back never becomes arched.
Thank me in the spirit realm when you unlock your spiritual eye
There are levels to this, and don't forget that. It's easy just to throw in towel and say you will never be as good looking as the guys you see on the internet. It's a cop out which will just lead you to never improve yourself in any regard.
>Talk to girls at work or out at bars and if they talk back, they're interested. Then just ask them out. It is seriously that easy.
Not that anon but youre ignoring the "autism" part. Thats only easy if you have the basis of understanding social interaction. I read that and thought... Talk to them about what? I literally have no clue how to even start a conversation with a stranger. Normal people have been doing it since they were kids so it comes naturally to them, even if there is fear or insecurity they at least have a grasp on the fundamentals.
So you've never learned anything in your life? You have never started something with zero knowledge and learned how to improve it?
"Autism" is barely an excuse anymore, unless it's some weapons-grade shit, and unfortunately just be conversing with me you've already proven you know how to talk to a stranger about something.
Talk to them about what? Anything. Seriously, anything. If you have zero concept of what to even say, just say whatever comes to your mind. Feel free to start by asking them questions, maybe about something you can talk about regardless of their answer. Your base will improve over time.
Now, you WILL get rejected if you're trying to frick. It WILL happen. You think "Chad" has never had a girl say no? They move on. You will, too. It wasn't meant to be, find someone else.
Making mistakes and improving is simply a part of every process worth doing with this life, nothing good comes easy.
I had 0 social skills when I was 23. I tried talking to maybe 3 girls in my life and it went as you'd expect. I had 0 friends, literally no one to socialize with. When I tried to make new friends, people would be nice to me but then avoid me after. I had such bad social anxiety that I couldn't make a phone call to a restaurant to make a reservation.
Now I'm a normal person, slept with 13 girls so far (yes I count), have a boring high paying office job where I shoot the shit with nepotism chads and brads like I'm one of them. I just turned 29 last month.
I never had "the basis of understanding social interaction", still don't. All I did was trial and error, then used my pattern noticing skills to figure out what different kinds of people want. Pretty sure that's how normies do it, but they don't have the words to explain that.
How did you break out of the cycle? I'm 24 and don't know how to expand my social circle at all, only people I interact with are family and store employees basically
NTA but branching out from family is what I did. insert yourself into your brother's/cousin's friends groups, don't jump into trying to frick girls yet.
You have to try. If your current patterns are getting you no where, obviously you just have to try something new or you're going to stay miserable.
Be willing to fail. Nobody bats a thousand. You'll mess up, say something super weird, and feel weird about it. Tell yourself "shit happens" and move on.
>expand my social circle
Talk to your coworkers. NEET? Get a job, it's time. You'll talk to people you don't really "like" and this is good for you as you'll learn how to socialize in situations you don't really want to. It'll make you stronger to deal with problems.
Look up clubs or just social gatherings happening in your town. Talk to people in bars or concerts/shows.
Tell yourself you're expecting NOTHING other than having a good time. You don't anticipate pussy or finding your new best friend, you're just trying to have fun. Roll with the punches and learn from it all so the next outing is even better.
I got a sales job (srs) because I was broke. It was a business casual office setting with lots of people my age. I just kept my head down and did the job as best as I could. I'd freeze up, go red, stutter, etc. I still managed to close a few sales, but it was insanely stressful because I didn't know how to behave and was too scared to say the wrong thing. I still said the wrong thing, all the time. I have since repressed the hundred memories of humiliation from saying something incredibly gay or moronic.
I was thinking of quitting because it wasn't for me. But one day I noticed that I started not thinking about what I wanted to say, but just said it. This came off as way more natural, and I realized the constant social interactions were pushing my crippling autism and social anxiety to the back, being replaced by an innate knowledge of how to respond. I started behaving more normally, started looking at people in the eye, feeling at ease, etc.
The other thing were the coworkers. These were 19-30 year old people who coped with the stress by after work drinking. Getting drunk let me loosen up enough to talk to them more freely. When I got drunk I got pretty confident, so I talked to the female coworkers as well. Again I humiliated myself so much that I can't even recall half the instances. However, I started to get a feeI for how to act, just like before. Eventually I lost my vcard to an insanely hot but crazy redhead.
I did that job for about a year, but it was way too draining to keep up for much longer. I got a new more laid back professional job that was more suited to what I was looking for. When I came into the new setting, I was at ease, joking around, becoming instantly liked. This snowballed into more friends, meeting new women, getting promotions. None of my current life would have ever been possible if I didn't have my sales stint.
In person soft sales roles are such good jobs for unlocking natural charisma. Pretty much a necessity for every man to do one for at least 6 months. Theyre usually the lowest rung of the commercial ladder like a shop floor salesman/assistant
NTA but thanks man
I’ve accepted that I will never have a gf and instead have decided to use my wages to support my streamer Queen.
Make it a Drag Queen and we're cookin'.
Nah, she’s 100% woman all the way and used to be a model.
>Talk to girls at work or out at bars and if they talk back, they're interested. Then just ask them out.
Talk about what?
Life, the universe, and everything. Women are so simple it hurts. Ask her about where she was born and go from there.
>be me
>tall, athletic, but 6/10 face
>nobody cares, as usual for anyone under 9/10
>go to cosplay convention
>cosplay as a reasonably hot character
>suddenly every girl (and some guys) in a 20 meter radius wants to get photos
>two even asked to touch my chest
is this what its like 24/7 for chads?
Who's the female equivalent?
>dogs
lmao
Not one of those Cinemaphile girls with the fishmouth, and massive meme hairy caterpillar eyebrows that's for sure
Then post someone you massive homosexual
Isabelle Adjani
>dogs
Your mom.
>When Alain was discharged from the Navy and arrived in Paris according to the owner of a famous restaurant in Paris 5th arrondissement all the women in the whole district threw themselves at him. He started dating Brigitte Auber before he got into acting. At the time he did a variety of odd jobs, including waiter and porter, she was a famous actress in France and yet she was the one who was insecure.
Why did Alain Delon enter wives, husbands, young girls and dogs?
mwah the French
the light was on
enter=frick
He was a know giggolo
one spot for "american Delon" and we get Tom Cruise... I'm not mad but I'm kinda mad.
Not entirely sure he comes off badly in the comparison
a) Tom's been pretty handsome ever since he "grew into" his looks, personally his peak is Eyes Wide Shut and The Last Samurai. Not Delon level, but still very handsome
b) He's insane and has a strange charisma (on and off the screen) Delon could never match
>"grew into" his looks
you mean got his teeth fixed? Yes I do think he comes off poorly and unnatural in comparison
Delon is a lowlife degenerate off camera (based, literally me frfr) literally just had all those guns seized from his house. Tom definitely has the "edge" of being an elite manufactured meme, his ability to get movies made was always far superior.
Nah, I meant what I said. For some time even after the teeth, e.g. Risky Business, he's still a little foal-ish. The late 80s is when he starts to truly look good
Delon denies paternity to the kids he fathered. Deadbeat meme
it's no contest
Cruise:
>not his real name
>industry plant
>muh filmmaking craft NPC
>lots of work done
>gay but would deny it
>freakish psychopath
>hollywood success story
Delon:
>really named Alain Delon
>normal dude, decent actor
>naturally mogs Cruise
>not gay but would claim to be, just to frick with Americans
>happily chill forever if the industry acts ungrateful to him
>makes film chuds seethe
>industry plant
He literally had no connections in Hollywood when he started nor he was a member of the tribe
The prevailing theory is joining scientology got him big time roles since scientology has a lot of power in Hollywood.
>>not gay but would claim to be, just to frick with Americans
He had gay sex with a bunch of Serbian mafia "bodyguards", it's well documented.
Not proved at all.
>literally just had all those guns seized from his house
>72 firearms and 3000 rounds of ammunition
Holy based
I think Cruise looks better in his prime
Jaw implants. Look at his jaw in Risky Business, nothing like this.
his teef were fricked as well he's had a fair bit of work done over the years
Cruise never got surgery. He just had decaying teeth which gave him a nasty overbite. Here's him when he was in high school, his jaw looks better here than it does in his adult years
he looks like a beta
nose too big
nose too small can make you look like an inbred dhampir
Definitely. He has a more masculine look here than Delon, natural or not. Delon is seen as more attractive from a man's perspective because he looks a bit more feminine.
I look like the guy on Stronghold 2's cover and have never entered a relationship, mostly due to autism.
Probably doesn't help that you look like fricking Spoony bro LMAO. holy shit why would you post this. Oh right, the tism
Need more gold m'lord.
well no shit man. that cover is from the exact game that Stronghold started going to shit. Stronghold 2 was an unfinished, jumbled mess, probably because it (pointlessly) decided to go 3D which caused more issues than it gave anything of value. You suck man. Frick you. You still have a little bit of soul, admittedly, but ultimately you're a frick up in every way.
You need more polygons and a better skin.
I look like this and can only attract women who've had buccal fat removal. At least I've amassed quite a harem.
> "Those who use the phrase 'It was better in my day' are old fools. But when I say it, it's different, because it's true: in my day, it was something else, it really was better. You see, I don't have anything to lose any more, I've had it all." He opens one of the many photo albums weighing down the table. "Look, I had incredible luck. I've been happy all my life; I filmed with the best. I did what I wanted, with who I wanted, when I wanted. I dwell on the past more than I think about the future, yes, because my past was extraordinary. Today just doesn't compare. A life like I had doesn't come around twice. That's why when it comes to retirement, I have no regrets."
It must be really soul crushing and depressing as frick to have had a life and looks like Delon and it passed before you knew it and are now an old fart. Like it must make you want to have a nice day to look in the mirror to see a wrinkled old man and you can never go back - and every day will be even worse than the one you're having now.
Frick, honestly, I really think it's better to have never experienced such a life and have had time take it from you at all. Just thinking about it makes me depressed; can't imagine how horrible it must feel for him.
They French are literally homosexual
Literally who?
>french
Oh. Explains everything.
>dogs
YJK
>dogs,
DOGS know you're gay!
He's not that attractive
His attractiveness doesn't come from an obvious or super masculine bone structure, but the fineness of his features. Which becomes more obvious in motion, and which a single photo can conceal. In other words, irl he would be 'that attractive'.
so like a kpop idol
No because they're not actually attractive at all, and their bone structure is significantly more feminine than Delon's.
Hes not attractive though, pooftah.
Imagine your most popular film being "sigma walk.webm"
he must of been truly blessed by god to age so gracefully in a time when people looked like a 50 year old at age 30 from smoking and drinking
He destroyed his looks with cigarettes and alchohol
you don't understand that happened after his prime like in his 40's
back in the 60's/70's dudes looked like they were in their 50's when they where late 20's
everyone was smoking and drinking and had no clue how that could affect their looks
like in le samourai he was early 30's that movie was made in 67 he's way older than you think he's 88 right now
like he's always been in good shape compare that to what brando? he was a fricking train wreck after his 40's
My Dad genuinely looked like a model when he was younger and everyone in the family said women used to get nervous around him, unfortunately he's been an alcoholic for 20 years and is fat and haggard now.
I'm not bad looking, but I've definitely regressed to the mean a bit, as they say.
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Based interview, you can auto-translate the subtitles if you don't understand French.
>when Alain Delon arrived in Paris, Jean Claude Brialy used his first paycheck to buy a car. Delain bought a hog dog.
>"I am handsome. And it seems, my darling, that I was very, very, very, very handsome indeed. Look at Rocco [And His Brothers], look at Purple Noon! The women were all obsessed with me. From when I was 18 till when I was 50." He chooses to omit the fact that he was the object of desire for as many men as women. He first became aware of this when a friend took him to Saint-Germain-des-Prés in the mid-Fifties, to meet the literati among the iconic Parisian cafés De Flore and Les Deux Magots. "I realised that everyone was looking at me. Women became my motivation. I owe them everything. They were the ones who inspired me to look better than anyone else, to stand stronger and taller than anyone else, and to see it in their eyes."
>Women became my motivation. I owe them everything. They were the ones who inspired me to look better than anyone else, to stand stronger and taller than anyone else, and to see it in their eyes.
That's pretty based.
He looked so great his life was probably like the bubble from 30 Rock. If you looked like that while taking care of yourself, you could unironically end up with an executive position at a fortune 500 company because humans love beautiful humans. He is beautiful in a way people just know that, it doesn't need to be shilled.
not that handsome
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13134707/Alain-Delon-Police-seize-guns-ammo-French-actors-home.html
>Police seize 72 guns and more than 3,000 rounds of ammunition from French actor Alain Delon's Paris home: Cops say 'The Samurai' star, 88, had no permit for any of the weapons
He sounds like a cool guy.
ROCCO ROCCO ROCCO ROCCO ROCCOQ
This is the honest truth. If you are a born Chad you will always beat someone who isn't no matter of his status. Mick Jagger needs his fame,wealth and flamboyance to pick up women while Delon just needs to exist. I mean Mick Jagger, the biggest rockstar in the world does not exist in this pic, he is taking so little space while two beautiful people are having time of their lives right next to him.
>Beautiful people are more attractive to others.
Woah...
me on the right
Me on the center after my transition
BRUTAL
Enough is enough. Free facial surgery for men, NOW.
>mogs everyone
He thinks that's real.
He's beautiful but has that dumb himbo vibe.
Delon is beautiful but also has an intriguing or sophisticated aura.
too himbo. He would've made a fantastic ken, if barbie was filmed in the late 90s or early 2000s
>a wild swastika graffiti appears in a delon movie!
Those are all over the place in every European city.
>finally get Cinemaphile
>10/10 gay men begin to hit on me
What did God mean by this?
Is picrel hotter?
Too plain. Delon has that X factor, the royal prince phenotype that very few men possess
i crossed Brialy's walk on a bridge in Paris ten years ago: he couldn't but devore me with his eyes: the man is gay.
opinion discarded.
Delon is not a good actor.
>died in 07
A liar you are
no problemo
make it 20.
Why would gay men's opinion on men be discarded, they do like men.
>Following Cannes’ April 17 announcement of the honor, Women and Hollywood founder Melissa Silverstein said she was “extremely disappointed” that Cannes would honor someone who held such “abhorrent values.” In a tweet, Silverstein said Delon “has publicly admitted to slapping women. He has aligned himself with the racist and anti-Semitic National Front. He has claimed that being gay is ‘against nature.’ The Cannes Film Festival has committed itself to diversity and inclusion. By honoring Mr. Delon, Cannes is honoring these abhorrent values.”
wtf
i love Delon know
This isn’t actually true btw, it is all hearsay after the fact when Delon became ugly and they needed to build his legend to promote his brand.
In France, he was basically just a very famous actor for a number of decades, like Belmondo, until the Soviet block fell apart and they got internet, and some of the only movies they got there were Delon pictures, so therefore he became more known for his looks. He is also popular in East Asia which is where pretty much all his brand sales come from.
>Height: 1.77 m
doubt
>Let's make a thread so we can fantasize what it's like to suck a dick
If I met him irl I would start wildly jacking off in front of him, lets see how much he likes being attractive after that!
Wasn’t he a huge racist and frenchies took his awards away and took his name off of stuff because of the racisms?
Brialy was gay and was in love (non-reciprocated) with Delon, so I'd take Brialy's sayings with a huge grain of salt........
I can't picture something like that happening anywhere but in France.
Why are these threads always full of homos?
Cinemaphile is full of homos. Op is about an attractive man.
Pretty obvious.
Why are you posting in a thread full of homos?
Meditate on that...
Maybe I was the gay homosexual all along
Gay bashing is valid even in literary form. Kys fudge packer.
Did I hit a nerve troonyfricker?
>no u
Typical troon response. Kys fairy.
Reminder this whole story was made up by delon in a sad attempt to boost his career, and french people only think he's notable insofar that he used to be married to a much more famous person.
literally just don't breathe in through your mouth as a child.
just boomer fantasy stories
boomers would be incels in todays hyper competitive tiktok chad game
He is not that good looking, he looks soft and effeminate and weak. What the frick is this psyop all about? Someone like Anson Mount when he was a bit younger is a 'beautiful' man.
any random k-pop artist mogs him
nice troll bug post
eww asians are so fugly its insane.
I'm gonna fricking kill myself
I've always been told not to take being smart for granted, but I'd rather look like that than being smart.
Tom Welling.