According to Milla Jovovich, the Hellboy reboot is actually good

According to Milla Jovovich, the Hellboy reboot is actually good

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao
    this roasty should stick with trooning out her kids. the movie was dogshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Sage

      Did she do it too? What’s wrong with women

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milla's hot but I don't give a shit about her opinion on what movies are good: her filmography is a giant pile of shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her filmography is a giant pile of shit
      Her films are slopkino. They're dumb but fun.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously yo lil Ronnie was significantly better but the new one was ok

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the new one was ok
      no, it was shit. Who thought it was a good idea to take the end of Hellboys whole story as it's first part?
      Also, the make up of Hellboy looked cheap.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mila is right. About everything. Anything is better than the old hellboy

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Them artsy b&w nudes
    Many times.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uhhhh…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a israeliteface. Surprising considering neither of her parents are israelites.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tf?

        Milla is a ukie 'nazi and Anderson is a westernized israelite.
        (inb4 Muh maternal bludgeline - this is how they hide their numbers while pumping up how endangered they are)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Milla is a ukie 'nazi
          Wrong. Milla's father is Serb and mother is Russian. Her name, Milica Jovović, is typically Serbian.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most modern Ukrainians originally came from Russia.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Resident Evil
        Those aren't your movies, Milla.

        also a israelite btw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok and?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            good lord what a clavicle bawd

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >clavicle
              jesus you esl morons are annoying

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Although I'd use collarbone, there's nothing erong with clavicle either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                newbie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                frickin ESLs and their anatomical terms!!!!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oof
      imagine getting mogged by your mother

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her last instagram videos are amazing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes a 6th day clone

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And accorting to everyoen else it wasn't even better than Ghost Rider

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    resident evil 1, fifth element, zoolander 1, and joan of arc are all fun movies, and i won't suffer anyone whos says otherwise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not agree that re1 is fun.
      It’s actually kind of a slog

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Resident Evil 4 is fun though, you have to admit that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That I will concede. Anderson thrives in so-bad-it’s-good territory

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoy watching all of them with the exception of the last one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This reminds me, I need to play RE4 remake Mercenaries. Always loved using Wesker on the original.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how I feel when using wesker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      >Them artsy b&w nudes
      Many times.

      Also based
      I enjoyed the 2019 Hellboy movie but it definitely wasn't as good as GDT's Hellboy movies

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Resident Evil
    Those aren't your movies, Milla.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>I have a career because I was very frickable once
    good for you (christian bale voice)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ONCE

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like cope classic
    frick all of those movies

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got to the scene with the giants outside then I turned it off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s when he runs right through the giant’s cgi sword

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just laying down casually in bed with 1 pound of make-up on
    What did she mean with this pic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Totally normal

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly I knew the project was doomed when Mila was cast, the Hellboy story it was taking inspiration from is one of my favourite one and I knew that her being involved meant it was going to be made very differently than the comic. At least, it should've been two movies. And a third one about Hellboy in hell.

    The new movie focus on the Crooked Man story, which is also a great one (in fairness the Hellboy main comic runs at a pretty consistent quality), and more standalone too, but from what I've seen they are again trying to keep it focused on the BPRD and Ogdru

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really wasn't that bad.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Milla act? Like has she ever turned in a good performance? I’ve only ever watched her for the coom material so I really have no idea.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her in The Fifth Element. It's like how Keanu Reeves is a shitty actor but his autism worked well for Neo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Physically she’s pretty good. Apparently the stunts in re1 were all her hence the cute and bruises were real. Which is hot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked her in The Fifth Element. It's like how Keanu Reeves is a shitty actor but his autism worked well for Neo.

        Can Milla act? Like has she ever turned in a good performance? I’ve only ever watched her for the coom material so I really have no idea.

        I respect the Alice character more as the years go by and more and more actresses fail to meet the seemingly low bar she set

        In particular hiring her daughterclone to play Young Black Widow feels like a direct jab at how atrocious ScarJo's action hero turn was, and how the billion dollar Avengers franchise actually would have been improved if Milla had won the Widow audition

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will agree with literally everything she has to say.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the new hellboy enough for one view. it wasnt awful like some made it out to be. the two older ones with pisshand are better though

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot she was even in it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't NOT care for it.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been good if she was Hellboy instead of Stranger Things cop. Well, not really. But I would have liked it.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, anyone is posting cute Milla?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    way better than johannson, plus shes tall at 5'9''

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her in a lot of the movies she listed, I even liked that one song she had out years & years ago. but she was not good in that Hellboy movie. She isn't good at playing evil. Very forced.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mila
    >Jovovich
    sounds slav(e)ic, how new, shes basically a prostitute

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of Resident Evil, apparently there's a director's cut of RE: Retribution out there. We need to do something.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's right

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder Milla married a 38-year-old man when she was 21. Do you think she would mind if Ever did the same?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a webm of the nu-Hellboy hell on earth scene? The one where demons invade earth for a few minutes while he's holding the sword. Its brutal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, that actually looks cool. I don't suppose the rest of the movie lives up to this scene?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Baba Yaga stuff in it was also pretty cool.
          That's pretty much it IIRC.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they do it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't tell if this is badass or just edgy cringe over the top. Maybe just a bit of a shocker amongst an otherwise boring film. Confuses me, but I will say that it freaks me the frick out. Its basically that anime killer rabbit thing, same thing. And if it gets that visceral reaction out of me and shivers, I guess it was effective.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          did it make you piss and shid and fard?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he didnt fly so good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No idea what anime it was from but it reminds of that scene with those giant rabbit things murdering everyone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are they ok

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she's 48
    Christ she's bulletproof. I can hear the wall cracking.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sucked and they've already rebooted it again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A complete failure attempt, so no they didn't. She will be back again.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good actress.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vajeen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      merkin moment

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no it's not

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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