>ackshually "Queen of Naboo" is a misnomer as it's an elected office, since being the good guys, Naboo is naturally a democracy

>ackshually "Queen of Naboo" is a misnomer as it's an elected office, since being the good guys, Naboo is naturally a democracy
>yes, the entire planet did turn out and vote and decide by majority that a 14-year-old girl was the best qualified and connected person to be their head of state
umm

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was really a dicky-cracy,they only wanted lewd cute underage gilrs as rulers those naboo pervs.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes, the entire planet did turn out and vote and decide by majority that a 14-year-old girl was the best qualified and connected person to be their head of state
    but what was her tax policy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One tummy kiss a week per citizen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's rare to pinpoint the exact point in time when you acquired a fetish

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fetish
          It's like sexual Pavlov reflex.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no for me it's gone over the line into a fetish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low taxes for lakeside estates
      Full refunds for waterfalls
      High taxes for underwater estates

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, frick Gungans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh she does

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was a child prodigy.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not like naboo was some important planet on the galactic scene

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the reason Palpatine turned evil was due to growing up as a non-twink on a planet where rulership is decided entirely by simping?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Palpatine was recruted by a sith master as a small child. He wasn't raised on Naboo.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It says here the good guys were always the winners. What are the chances of that?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    our QUEEN

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Villeneuve’s DUNC should’ve definitely had the people who designed these costumes from prequels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harkonnens were a massive disapppointment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you'll get the atlantic wall in a desert and you'll like it

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people so moronic? Please be honest, did you get your education in the US?

    elective monarchies and child kings were very common foe centuries in europe.

    Please read a book for once instead of parroting youtube "critics".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >europeans are ruled by spoiled children
      No wonder you guys lost two world wars.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this comes for someone who probably had his dick mutilated and offered to the israelite god as a kid.
        you have to laugh at how stupid muricans can get sometimes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >something that happened to you as a baby is your own fault
          Euro seethe sure is something else

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah,but your parents were supposed to be functioning adults and they decided to sacrifice your foreskin to baal or whatever,after your grandad fought to stablish israel.
            you didnt save us from anything,you stopped the nazis and give europe to the commies and the israelites.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Judaism is a 5th century AD lunar cult larping as a Saturn cult
              hth

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doctors are israelites and they trick some drugged up woman that its nessicary or even just do it without asking and claim its common practice

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So youre from a former axis power state then?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Europe is only france and the inbred islanders
                yep im from other place that didnt fight to give half europe to the commies and the other half to brittish ~~*bankers*~~.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can 100% guarantee thats its punishable by jail to deny the Holohoax in your country.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jews and dicks living in your mind rent free.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're in a starslop thread, on tv, what did you expect?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't watch the prequels, huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes because elective monarchies always voted for 14 year old girls
      stop being fricking moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      elective monarchies weren't democratic

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the work of a genius

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Princess Leia's mother was indeed a queen but she wouldn't know that anyway she grew up with Bail Antilles so is he a king?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bail Antilles
      Bail Organa, you mean.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, Antilles was mentioned in ep1 wasn't he?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >once chance at life
          >named Wedge

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was in a deleted scene. He was intended to be Bail Organa but Lucas changed his mind on the actor and recast him for the rest of the trilogy. The EU retconned the original Bail as a different character.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes, the entire planet did turn out and vote and decide by majority that a 14-year-old girl was the best qualified and connected person to be their head of state
    No, moron.

    Naboo's ruler is selected by a lottery, which encourages every citizen to become an expert politician in case they're randomly selected to be monarch.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    14 is legal in germany.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if this was EU cope but I think they had a council of actual adults run the planet but elected a young girl to be their queen cause dicky wisdom or something.

    Fun fact: There is actually a tradition in Nepal of a goddess manifesting as a little girl. They find the girl and worship her until she hits puberty, at which point the goddess is assumed to leave her, and they find the next one.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes, the entire planet did turn out and vote and decide by majority that a 14-year-old girl was the best qualified and connected person to be their head of state
    the next one ran on the open defecation in theed platform

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There were plenty of elective monarchies historically.
    And before the Meiji restoration the Japanese emperor was usually a teenager from a few interrelated families that performed almost purely religious duties and then stepped down in his twenties. There were a few empresses too. The retired emperor often took a more active political stance than the active one.

    Padme only does actual politics once she becomes the senator, as a queen she just does what she's told by politicians like Palpatine. It's really not that weird or outlandish.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the entire planet did turn out and vote and decide by majority that a 14-year-old girl was the best qualified and connected person to be their head of state
    How is that weirder than electing an 81 year old, who is clearly senile. Probably twice in a row.
    At least Padme could speak coherently.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >electing
      How innocent of you to think that's what happened.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They only vote for kids so they would have enough time to be educated on the matters of ruling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have rather short term limits

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