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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throw it on the slop pile that will be forgotten about in a week

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmmmmm?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use spyware down thumbs extension
      >be surprised that everyone using spyware down thumbs extension does down thumbing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dick spyware'd your uppity bussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So there are 5x more people with that extension installed and they all coincidentally thumbs it down than people thumbing it up? So clearly lots of people without the extension are thumbing it down too since most people don’t have the extension yet way way way more people have still thumbed it down from a much smaller pool of people/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >basing your expectations on youtube likes
      do autists really?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LITERALLY WHITE MALE GENOCIDE

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i honestly thought Ahsoka was rock bottom, but im going to pirate it just to see how much deeper they can go

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched the trailer, the plot looks similar to the novel: Innocents, Immortals, and Amoral Gods by Harry Dehrian.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expect it to be pure shit, and what's worse, frick the lore up with the morally grey postmodern stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frick the lore up with the morally grey postmodern stuff.
      The prequels already did this.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boring as shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female main sith
    >female main lead
    i dunno
    >its all about power (WE WUZ)

    star wars is dead and has been

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zero white males, continuity-destroying plotline, and The Message being incarnated in slop.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    95% Dafne webms, 5% spaceship webms, 0% plot discussion.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woke go Broke

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dumbest question of 2024, brought to you by OP. "What are your expectations of something that can only fail?" We shit man, I dunno, for Unicorns to bust out of my butthole and consume the first newborn babe of every family.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hear about the acolyte first time
    >think it'll be a series around a sith acolyte
    >we see the sith temple
    >we see dromund kaas
    >series is dark

    >watch trailer
    >black "its all about power" strong woman sith
    >female main char
    >female supporting chars
    >one asian dude whos probably gonna get killed off in the first 10 minutes
    ................ im gonna stick to legends stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Legends has it's own share of crap but at least it's somewhat bearable if you just ignore how autistic the lore can get. Disney+ star wars is the equivalent of cw arrowverse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It still fees like star wars in most cases though and not some bullshit forced diversity crap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im gonna stick to legends stuff
      What's fricked up is that this is pretty much EU/Legends shit. This show is supposed to take place 100 years before Phantom Menace. I read a lot of the EU books, and everyone knows about the shit that happens AFTER the Battle of Yavin, but how many people read books that took place before Phantom Menace? That was the era where fan-fiction writers could basically play around in the Star Wars universe and create whatever they wanted. There's an infinite amount of races, on an infinite amount of worlds, fighting an infinite amount of creatures. A pink unicorn looking Jedi with a special silver light saber is fighting wienerroach monsters on a planet of diamonds? Go for it, because it effects nothing.

      This is why I don't understand why Disney got rid of the EU. They had a whole shit load of stories to tell AFTER the death of the emperor, but scrapped that shit and made their own shit which steals bits and pieces of the EU.
      >Han Solo's son is the new villain and kills a beloved family member
      >The emperor is cloned
      >Thrawn

      My pint is, why didn't Disney just make all of the dumb shit they wanted to make BEFORE Return of the Jedi like the authors who preceded them did? We'll never get to see a proper X-Wing series or Yuuzhan Vong War.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was too unwoke for them, not enough diversity unironically
        Thats why there are so many goblino woman in charge of most of SW nowadays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kathleen is mad at george that he created something she couldnt
        look it up

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why has the animated shit remained decent but the live action stuff is so much worse?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just want an open world SW game in the engine of the recent bad batch stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What animated shit? That anime? It wasn't made by westoids, that's why.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expect Kathleen Kennedy to keep her job and keep green lighting the worst ideas imaginable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noway man, she out the door. Just two more weeks.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forced strong woman nr 1 and 2 and forced "diversity" with being only blacks and asians and probably trans but NO WHITE PEOPLE

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The single worst Slop Wars thing Disney has made which will make the Rise of Skywalker not seem so bad.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    open mouth strong wamens?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expect trash.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's a zero percent chance i'll watch it. i liked mandalorian, then they shat all over it. i didn't watch boba, obi wan, ahsoka, won't watch this either. might rewatch andor though i've kind of been in the mood.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The director/showrunner is very talented and I like her a lot. I think she's a Star Wars nerd and having fun and wants to do right by it. It probably stands at best to be mediocre, but I'm rooting for her because I like her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't pay you enough to shill this shit sweetheart. start job hunting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped reading at "her".

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barrel of laughs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ what????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They added Raimi as advisor?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to watch it. just like how I have not watched She Hulk or any of that other agenda driven trash. At least Filoni's slop isn't crafted out of malice and contempt for the audience.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >released
    >mocked
    >ignored
    >media will blame the poor ratings on misogynists, homophobes, and racists while celebrating the empowerment of women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quints of truth.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GASLIGHT
    GATEKEEP
    GIRLBOSS

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will have the same cultural impact obi wan and assoka had.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trash like all Star Wars from Yidsney. Dead franchise.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So anyone can be a Jedi now? What did we think of this? Also is Sabine cute or not? I can't tell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ugly as frick. Needs makeup just to look "ok".

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is buzzing with excitement over the thrilling new Star Wars trailer, eagerly anticipating the mysterious adventure!

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has posted it yet
    Okay, I'll do it.

    >Upon graduating college, Headland spent six years working as an assistant at Miramax, a year of which was spent as Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant.

    >Headland is gay and married actress Rebecca Henderson in September 2016.

    >Headland is openly gay, said in an interview with the Advocate she intends to use this series to see Star Wars through a “queer lens“:
    >“…there’s just no way that me being a queer woman is not going to be reflected in my work. I could try not to do it, but why would I? It just feels like a natural extension of what I do,” said Headland, adding “I think that because storytelling, at its core, is always going to come down to either the personal or emotional through-line to your characters, your identity is important. And like I said, mine is just going to be in my work, whether I’m explicitly dealing with it or not, it’s always going to be there.”

    >Jodie Turner-Smith, who is set to star in the Star Wars spin-off series The Acolyte, accused the Star Wars universe of being too male-centered and “patriarchal” during an event honoring the space epic and its dozens of spin-offs:
    >“My character, you know, she’s a powerful leader. She’s a powerful leader in a very woman-centered world, which I was very excited to kind of be in that because I feel like Star Wars is very patriarchal,” the actress opined. “So, it was kind of cool to have this sort of woman-centered figure.”
    >“And you know she’s really sort of going through a struggle because I mean that’s Star Wars, right? She’s really kind of like in this sort of quandary and that’s sort of her journey is to, to kind of go through this struggle between two ideas,” the actress added.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally had one writer that was like, “I have never seen any of them. I’ve never seen any Star Wars media.” And she’s texting me before we started the room, she’s like, “Luke and Leia are brother and sister, what the…?” [Laughs.]
      Politics aside. How can this be justified?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Murricans eat and drink poison 24/7. Stupidity is a common trait over there.

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