Actors who have never starred in a good movie
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Actors who have never starred in a good movie
Actors who have never starred in a good movie
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A god tier actor that was mainly in shitty horror films. What a waste of exceptional talent. I should probably start watching theater plays to see badasses like him go all out.
Dazed and Confused
So many good movies this post is insulting. If you want a great non-horror role check out Dragonwyck.
Life as a House came this close to scoring him an Oscar nom before he did Star Wars.
She’s in Dazed and Confused, but she wasn’t one of the stars. Just a supporting role.
Recommend me some Price kinos. I think Christopher Lee Dracula sucked too. Alec Guinness mogs them both.
Yeah I had a kneejerk reaction, but I do legitimately like House on Haunted Hill, Abominable Dr. Phibes, and Tomb of Ligeia.
I have you one, but The Haunted Palace and The Baron of Arizona are others
House of the long shadows
>mfw my arthritis activated in my 30s
they need to cure this shit, and you all need to go do something nice for your parents/grandparents who suffer.
Theatre of Blood is Price satirising his own career and it's incredible
Literally have a nice day. Seriously mean that from the bottom of my heart, do it immediately, I'm so serious I don't even bother cutesing it up with references to a numerical puzzle game and ritual Japanese bushido custom. Off yourself. Yeah I'm mad.
The Rundown and Pain & Gain.
The Witch and The Miniaturist are good.
I watched a Price movie (Thrice Told Tales, Three Tales Of Terror?) with my brother and we couldn't stop making impressions of him for a month.
Tales of Terror. He's really funny in it, definitely worth mimicking
Go watch The Last Man on Earth.
the first half was kino but it sort of falls apart once he meets the woman
>MoooOOOOoooRRRRrrrGaaaAAAAnnnnNNNN
I'm pretty sure he has made a good movie. But yeah, most of his movies, you're really only there for him.
Frick yeah!
>AotC
Come on, dude, that plot made no sense and the Anakin/Padme chemistry was awful. They cut out scenes from both of those movies that would make things actually work, in fact (meeting her parents in AotC, extended rescue opening and foundation of the Rebellion in RotS).
He was in Home Alone 2. That movie was great, I'll fight anyone.
Dr. Phibes, Theatre of Blood, Witchfinder General
Please have a nice day or watch more movies. Whichever is easier.
he carried witchfinder general on his back
>I HAVE POWER OVER PEOPLE… THOUGH THEY MAY APPEAR COMPLEX
Vincent price just for you
Also he was good in last man on earth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Man_on_Earth_(1964_film)
fifth element was pretty good
yeah that and Dazed and Confused were good.
Fifth Element, Dazed and Confused, Zoolander, Joan of Arc, and Resident Evil 1 were all kino.
OP btfo
Dude that was so epic when she was a moron but in a HOT BABE's body. It really made me want to FRICK that moron/child brain. BASED pedo luc besson knows about moron dicky frfr. MOOLTIPASS. LOL!!
you forget the greentext homosexual, also she wasn't moronic, she only did not spoke english racist
soiboy is upset. lmaooo
>Rock has the most
Dwayne pls. He plays the same musclehead character in everything he's been in
Why am I soiboy? I just want to frick moron brain children. That's normal male things. My hard drive CAN be searched.
Fifth element was a good movie, you are a fricking moron, pal. Maybe if you stopped being a coomer you could appreciate some films for other things, the coom is in the eye of the beholder
ywnbaw and no one will ever want to frick you for any reason ever: not because of your IQ, not because of your looks, and not because of your talents.
you will die from suicide or sepsis infection from the wound between your legs from where you cut your dick off.
Ohh you seem really mad but unfortunately I am a man who lifts weights and could probably snap a star trek mooltipass lil homosexual like you without breaking a sweat. Can you write another fanfiction paragraph about me? Kinda flattering.
Self projecting cryptopedo troony homosexual frick off
he is me
episode 3 was pretty good
No.
None of these were good movies.
>b-but I liked them!
My kids like Paw Patrol, still not a good movie.
Shame. Your kids have better taste than you.
>has kids
>being on a Filipino porn forum
man, what the frick are you doing here? i pity your kids
yes, for what it is it was a fricking good movie
>for what it is it was a fricking good movie
>for what it is that turd tasted fricking good
see what I did there?
I liked Jumper
AotC and RotS were kino, RLMgay.
Jumper was one of the best movies of the decade.
Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, and Return of the Jedi are the greatest films ever
>I was almost about to say he was never in Return of the Jedi
>but I then remember that George Lucas reedited him there for later releases
>I just forgot it
>tfw the theatrical cut is the one I remember the most
Wrong woman.
>I WANNA MIATA
>I WANNA TRIP TA DISNEY WHIRRELD
Sw III was good, and jumper was fun
Will Cats be her last ever role?
>fifth element
Zoolander and Dazed And Confused were also good.
Ryan was in one movie I really liked called The Voices. The others, yeah I can’t think of one.
>The holy trifecta of shit
Ryan Reynolds is one of the worst actors in the history of movies. Plays the exact same snarky guy in every role.
Gal is terrible. That accent? Oh no!
And the pebble is useless. I still can't believe this roided out ape thought blacked Adam would lead the DCU.
Watch Buried
Any one of these is an instant hard pass.
they made a movie together?
Red Notice
yep, not a single good movie between all 3
at least the rock has pain & gain plus the safdie form that'll at least be decent
who has the least amount of range?
Gadot has the least amount of range. Rock has the most and will prove it in 'The Smashing Machine'. Ryan Reynolds has the second least amount of range.
So the Rock is going to play a buff bad ass wrestler. God damn, talk about range. The only time he didn't just play the same character was maybe the Mummy 2 where he played a shitty CGI monster, but even then he probably did the People's Eyebrow.
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Why do they look like they are about to tell me who to vote for ?
ryan was funny in just friends that's about it
This is a copy of that scene from Alan Smithee: Burn Hollywood Burn where Sly Stallone, Jackie Chan, and Whoopi Goldberg all star in a megaflop while stand in the same position
Ashton Kutcher
Katherine Heigl
Rob Schneider
Kevin James
Taylor Lautner
Megan Fox
Freddie Prince Jr.
Alexandra Daddario
Jennifer Love Hewett
"I know what you did last summer" was good, albeit dumb.
>We can't go to the police, WE JUST CAN'T
>Freddie Prince Jr.
Scooby Doo movies are great
Based af. "She's all that" is good too.
>Ashton Kutcher
The butterfly effect is the only good movie he's ever been in.
See
I've watched DWMC but it was ok. I never was a fan of stoner comedies.
The Italian Job, the bank job and death race say otherwise
I like the new REDUX version, where he realizes he has to endorse convicted rapist Danny Masterson after changing the past one too many times.
Dude, Where’s My Car? is Cinemaphile approved kino.
>Megan Fox
Jennifer's Body is a good film, way better than Juno, don't get why it was so hated on release.
>Ashton Kutcher
Oof, his filmography really is trash, good pick.
>Katherine Heigl
Knocked up is pretty good actually
>Rob Schneider
Some of his stuff is tolerable, "good" I mean, 50 first dates is actually pretty ok, he was also in Home Alone 2.
>Kevin James
Hitch and the Chuck and Larry movie are ok.
>Taylor Lautner
all trash, yikes.
>Megan Fox
Eh... I guess, some of hers are debatable, but at least she is good in them. She carries the 2nd transformers movie.
>Freddie Prince Jr.
Yup, no stand outs at all, scooby doo is not "good"
>Alexandra Daddario
San Andreas is actually a pretty fun disaster movie. Texas Chainsaw 3D is alright as well.
>Jennifer Love Hewett
Yup, good lord, what a string of turds.
Some good picks in here tho.
>scooby doo is not "good"
Bro you have horrendous taste. I hope you're baiting.
Can't hardly wait is great
Transformers 2007 is a good movie
>Rob Schneider
I liked Judge Dredd when I saw it in theater.
Kiss my ass zoomie
>jennifer love hewett
house arrest wasn't a bad movie
>Taylor Lautner
Shark Boy & Lava Girl is good thoughbeit
>Kutcher
The butterfly effect? Been a while since I've seen it don't know if it still holds up
Daddario was in True Detective S1 which is kino enough to topple most movies
>Katherine Heigl
My Father the Hero
(I also like most of her rom-coms)
>JLH
Heartbreakers
>Mammario
True detective
>True detective
movie
The Man From UNCLE
Mission Impossible
Immortals
Everything else he starred in is shit.
He needs to fire his managers.
His time will come.
>immortals
I liked Man of Steel and that deserves to be on this list, but otherwise that is a based statement.
Man of Steel sucked dick
Nah. It was good. Was it the masterpiece that sneederfans say it was? No. But it was better than what most normies thought of it. Their complaints of le people in the city dying was so fricking stupid. Supes was facing 4 Kyrptoninans for heaven's sake. What did they want him to do?
>What did they want him to do?
probably make a movie that wasn't dog shit
>Immortals
while ignoring
>MoS
>BvS
>ZSJL
yep, leave it to Cinemaphile to have absolute dogshit takes
He was in Stardust which is kino, and The Tudors which is a great series.
Montecristo was also pretty good.
Your taste - or perhaps your knowledge, likely both - is simply abysmal.
Most of her movies are kino AF.
Residential evil films, Monster Hunter, The Fifth Kind, The Fifth Element
>JLaw
She has starred Harvey's home movies.
Mother!
The VVitch is great
She was good as magik
The Northman was great
Thoroughbreds was alright.
Quite the opposite.
Every movie she's been in has been good.
wait never mind
New Mutants was a pretty good spooky breakfast club. Critics hated it cause they're hacks. Seriously, look up reviews, they all mention how it''s pointless since disney owns x-men now. They didn't review it as a film but as a potential franchise.
Nothing happened in the movie and then they fought a CGI bear at the end. It was fricking boring.
Shit movie, but she is peak sexo here
because she was 17
I think you misread the topic, anon
Second this.
Though she's not a great actor, she is decent and is mostly not the reason why all her films sucked.
The Witch scuked, if you think it was good you're braindamaged from mad cow disease.
Last night in Soho or whatever it was called was a total failure as an ode to classic horror, however the lead that she had to play against was a fricking trainwreck.
The Queens Gambit was really just people gooning over her as the lead, the show was not good, it wasn't terrible, but holy shit was it a waste of time. A show for boring people with nothing going on.
The Chef or the Menu or whatever it was called, the one with the based dude from Schindler's List playing a celebrity chef gone mad, this film is the only exception to the rule that she is not the reason why her films are all bad, her acting is what ruined that film, period.
The Northman, just more americanized germanophilia with a dark Game of Thrones Filter, just like the show Vikings, it was doomed the second the wrong people layed their hands on European history.
Emma is the only half decent film she was in, but that film is for book circle chicks and victorian grannies..
gay.
It took you longer to find the right meme image than it would've taken the average person to read. Illiterate self report Black person.
She was phenomenal in E.T
I'd forgive Monster Hunnter if they released a part 2 that progressed the story
She made last night at terrace lanes watchable.
True.
watch out, jannies will ban you
Banned for posting a picture of an adult actress who is relevant to this thread? Seems likely.
>checked
They got me for Franny posting a year ago even though it was completely on topic and legit.
Hitomi Tanaka if she Irish
careful, jannies will ban you
They can't. They can't even delete threads on their own. Actual mods have to come in and clean up behind them.
Why would they ban him for posting an actress that's been in films?
IQ level?
Who cares, she's willing!
>le driver
Godzilla and drive, but what else has he been on besides those two and the one where he is a hollywood writer in the 50s?
Jerry and Marge go Large
That's because you haven't seen Kuffs yet. It's pure comfy kino.
Whats up with Christian Slater?
Guy gives me based chad vibes but I don't see him in anything anymore.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
>... and you're still frickin talking.
when is The Librarian coming out
Snatch, you mongrel
As a break out roll Transporter was just fine.
The Meg
The Meg 2
Revolver
Mean machine is kino
She was in one were Steve Zah is a serial killer. That was good
Brooke Shields has never been in a good movie (prove me wrong I'm looking for recs)
alice, sweet alice is a classic slasher film
Freeway
Zendaya
Resident Evil 1 is a good movie.
Never starred in a bad movie, you mean.
Sofia Boutella.
No, Kingsmen was hot garbage.
Henry Cavill
David Harbour
Shes a dj who shakes her beautiful breasts now.
The golden standard.
Not a single passable thing.
but she's a beautiful WMBF offspring, that's what matters
Denzel Washington
>Denzel Washington
man on fire
steve martin
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Bowfinger my brother
Father of the bride and three amigos.
YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is one of the hallmarks of my childhood
The Spanish Prisoner
three amigos
Wrote and directed shop girl, not high kino but interesting and Claire Danes bare butte.
>Claire Danes bare butte
Damn, i forgot about that, based. Time for a quick google search
I enjoyed movies with all of these actors.
Idris Elba.
Tom Holland.
Cara Delevingne
>Tom Holland.
Dude can't act if his life depended on it. Fricking sucks in the MCU Spider flicks and was horribly miscast as Nathan Drake
Tom Holland is a good spiderman with good spiderman movies. There is a reason spiderman is the only good thing the MCU has going now
No. It's a popular IP despite his shitty acting. The MCU Spider-Man flicks have lots of issues besides Tom Holland, but it doesn't have anything to do with him specifically. Imagine going 3 movies and only now getting a truly solo flick. Not to mention he was carried hard by iron man, shared MCU stuff and nostalgiabait respectively.
And his portrayal of Spidey fricking sucks.
Everything about the MCU Spider-Man movies that involves Spider-Man without his mask on is garbage. The actual Spider-Man action itself is fantastic but as soon as that mask comes off it’s terrible
>Tom Holland.
I'm gonna level with you, out of the three, I cannot stand Tom Holland as an actor. He may be a decent Peter Parker, but a shitty Spiderman, and he was horrible (let alone miscast) as Nathan Drake in that godawful Uncharted movie
>cara
>actor
calling that nepo b***h an actor is generous
She’s buying her way into broadway shows now.
Milla looks like off brand Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift looks like famine stricken Milla
FRICK YOU
5TH ELEMENT
RESIDENT EVIL - EXTINCTION
PROS
> Desert setting is great & gritty.
> Scenes with the cast exploring & foraging for food in dark abandoned buildings gives us some of the most suspense/mood of the series.
> Best cinematography & use of light/shadows of the series.
> Milla's acting is fairly better than in the first 2 films.
> Her battles with the dual machetes is badass without being too over the top.
> Action in general is better shot than in Apocalypse.
> Alice's outfit is the best of the series. Very sexy but the big jacket hides how small and frail her arms are.
> Oded Fehr from the Mummy films is solid here.
> Ali Larter is good as Claire Redfield but underused.
> Iain Glen as Dr Isaacs is the best villain of the series with a rational approaching altruistic motive here.
CONS
> What ends up happening to Isaacs is generic & wasteful.
> Final battle was not bad but kinda anti-climatic.
> No Jill.
> The notable digital airbrushing on Milla's face for close ups.
> The characters making poor decisions (LJ not revealing his bite, the cast wasting ammo instead of focusing on head shots)
Objectively incorrect post
(I'm counting Milla's nude shoot as an honorary movie)
I want to facefrick Russian bawds like that so bad
you know it's true
He was great in Joker
He was in a good movie called The Boxer
unfortunately, it's the truth
Alicia Vikander
Vanessa Hudgens is hot as hell but she's never been in any good movies. HSM was probably the closest but that was just a Disney Channel throwaway. Does she still have an acting career?
Come on, that's not true. Luc Besson did a solid job
whats in that glass??????????????
Fifth Element is great and I liked her in the resident evils so frick you op
>thread's been up for 19 hours
>nobody's posted Milla's breasts
>nobody's posted Milla's breasts
You can't post something that doesn't exist.
>dedicate career to making cheesy B-movie action schlock based on your favourite vidya and/or sci-fi ideas
>get 10/10 slav supermodel/actress to star in your biggest film
>marry her
>continue making schlock-kino with your wife as the star as you knock her up over and over
Paul won
he definitely knows
Did you just list Prometheus as a good film?
Did your moms vegana fuse with her anus when you where born, making you a fricking honorary Black person?
Imagine being this wrong holy shitttttt
Fligugigu
Tropic Thunder
FRICK forgot about that one.
Shame, but I feel like this happens to most actors that star in a successful and long running tv show, hard to escape that character