Based grammar nazi
Let me share a couple new pet peeves of mine from reading and listening to people lately: >using compound words incorrectly, e.g. "I do this everyday." >replacing 'when' with 'whenever' in cases where the time is definite, e.g. "Whenever my EBT renewed this week, I went shopping."
Some of mine are >Why did this make me laugh? >Why does *blank* look/sound/remind me of *blank* >my brother in Christ >"full stop"/"periodt" (the t at the end of period wasn't a typo, Black folk and white kids who act like them add it for some fricking reason) >"receipts" when referring to proof of something
Not really grammar nazi perse (people that spell perse as persay) but just shit I see that makes me think zoomers need to be fed through a wood chipper. Especially the "brother in christ" homosexualry.
>Why does *blank* look/sound/remind me of *blank*
This reminded me of another one: when someone is trying to make an argument, and they equivocate using slashes to muddle their point, e.g. "People don't realize/understand that this is annoying/unintelligible."
7 months ago
Anonymous
Calm down.
I wasn't going to write out the entire sentence three separate times to just change out one word.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I wasn't complaining about yours, since you were using it to point out alternatives, rather than words that have different meanings but are meant to illustrate a single point. I should have mentioned that.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Oh gotcha
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lol get a grip nobody cares about that any of that shit in the modern world lolololololol
And people like you are why the modern world sucks
>atm machine >pin number >saying 'oh' instead of 'zero' >"that made me laugh lol" (lol in general is fricking meaningless)
Some of mine are >Why did this make me laugh? >Why does *blank* look/sound/remind me of *blank* >my brother in Christ >"full stop"/"periodt" (the t at the end of period wasn't a typo, Black folk and white kids who act like them add it for some fricking reason) >"receipts" when referring to proof of something
Not really grammar nazi perse (people that spell perse as persay) but just shit I see that makes me think zoomers need to be fed through a wood chipper. Especially the "brother in christ" homosexualry.
It's per se, not perse, two words.
God damn it you're right, I thought it looked weird when I type it.
lol get a grip nobody cares about that any of that shit in the modern world lolololololol
You may be right, but Wikipedia suggests that morphology could be considered to fall under the purview of grammar. However, I will admit that I am out of my depth on the strict definition of grammar. I could pull the cop-out that "grammar Nazi" is a well-established colloquialism for someone who pedantically points out writing errors, but that would defeat my argument altogether. I would prefer to be precise.
Who is above Morgan freeman on your list??? I cannot see his name
Anyways, the only actor Black folk I do not hate and want dead are denzel(already crossed out by you, however my hate for his son may eventually push his dad into the kill that Black person column) and kieth david(not on your list at all)
don sneedle has made a ton of kino
chris rock is the monkeyshine
billy dee and cuba gooding are hang seperatly tier
will smith and jamie foxx are almost honorary white
He's one of the worst victims of buying into your own hype. He became nothing but a walking ego. He thinks he's some sort of genius artist when he got famous from pooping himself online. He's also obnoxious about his politics but that goes for almost every celebrity so that's not exactly compelling.
That didn’t happen. Chevy hated how racist his character was written and people took it out of context to create fake headlines about him being racist.
>THIS IS AMERICA! >[grew up in a religious household in the suburbs; his father had a government postal job and his mother ran a daycare/raised foster kids]
poster here, and [...] just reminded me that yeah it's been fricking 11 years since that comedy special. Dude should currently be the comedy king with movies and specials and whatever, essentially in kevin harts spot, the modern eddie murphy or whoever you want to compare him to, but instead he fricking let off the gas pedal and hasn't done shit.
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He is a serial careerist. He doesn't want to be known as just an "actor" or "comedian" or "rapper" or "writer/producer." He is an entertainer who dabbles in whatever gives him the most creative freedom at the moment. He's kinda like those Japanese celebrities who voice-act, do music, and perform in movies/television
he's a richkid nepobaby who had his path paved by agents and paid writers for jokes
I don't hate him at all. BUT, I am super disappointed by his career projectory.
I've been a huge donald fan since derrick comedy back in my highschool days. Have the mystery team dvd signed by all of them, I used to download his rap albums from his blog (i am not a rapper 1,2, pointdexter,etc.) and his attitude was so frickin exciting. Every song was about how he's going to rise to the top and frick every b***h on the way (and he was heading that way). Then Idk what the frick happened, but camp was the last good album he put out. Which is wild because he did EP and camp back to back then just put out fricking regular garbage trash whilst all his old stuff isn't even listed as considered in his discography or available to stream. He made it to his own show with Atlanta and then every fricking project and shit just stagnated and he hasn't done anything worthwhile for almost a decade. What a fricking disappointment man, bring back the old donald glover the late 2000s glover who had the drive again and was comedy first.
just reminded me that yeah it's been fricking 11 years since that comedy special. Dude should currently be the comedy king with movies and specials and whatever, essentially in kevin harts spot, the modern eddie murphy or whoever you want to compare him to, but instead he fricking let off the gas pedal and hasn't done shit.
poster here, and [...] just reminded me that yeah it's been fricking 11 years since that comedy special. Dude should currently be the comedy king with movies and specials and whatever, essentially in kevin harts spot, the modern eddie murphy or whoever you want to compare him to, but instead he fricking let off the gas pedal and hasn't done shit.
He is a serial careerist. He doesn't want to be known as just an "actor" or "comedian" or "rapper" or "writer/producer." He is an entertainer who dabbles in whatever gives him the most creative freedom at the moment. He's kinda like those Japanese celebrities who voice-act, do music, and perform in movies/television
Yeah, which is fine, but he's really bad at it. Eddie Murphy did the same thing, except he actually has the catalog to show for it afterwards that has lasted decades.
Dude went from "Black and white music? Now, homie, that's a mixtape
Shoutout to my blerds, they represent the realness"
He was an unforgiving black nerd who used to mesh his two cultures into one and was a mastermind at it. Then suddenly he was like "oh no instead of unifying I should focus on just the black"
i hate this c**t, i despised him in that braindead movie about him becoming a rapper
i also read once how he lied in an interview about a certain incident invloving his father in the past to gain sympathy from the watchers, his father called him out on it lol what a shameless homosexual
>no reason
he's an aggressively idiotic narcissist, like kanye west, except he's in a few comedies i like, whereas i can't name a single kanye west song or appearance. it's so disappointing to find out somebody funny is also a tremendous dipshit. >bro rape >mystery team >that joke in community where he makes notches on the desk
Kevin Costner is the most boring mother fricker imaginable and I hate his stupid ass boring face. No attached image because I refuse to download a picture of that devoid of charisma old bastard.
>Kevin Costner is the most boring mother fricker imaginable and I hate his stupid ass boring face. No attached image because I refuse to download a picture of that devoid of charisma old bastard. >mfw
i've been banging this shri lanka gril for about 3 months and i say this whole raceplay "oh yeah frick the shit out of my black pussy" is not a meme. i'm okay with this whole situation but i do have to ask: is this okay?
He was funny back when he was apart of Derrick Comedy.
I think he was funnier back when he was a part of Derrick Comedy.
Based grammar nazi
Let me share a couple new pet peeves of mine from reading and listening to people lately:
>using compound words incorrectly, e.g. "I do this everyday."
>replacing 'when' with 'whenever' in cases where the time is definite, e.g. "Whenever my EBT renewed this week, I went shopping."
>atm machine
>pin number
>saying 'oh' instead of 'zero'
>"that made me laugh lol" (lol in general is fricking meaningless)
Some of mine are
>Why did this make me laugh?
>Why does *blank* look/sound/remind me of *blank*
>my brother in Christ
>"full stop"/"periodt" (the t at the end of period wasn't a typo, Black folk and white kids who act like them add it for some fricking reason)
>"receipts" when referring to proof of something
Not really grammar nazi perse (people that spell perse as persay) but just shit I see that makes me think zoomers need to be fed through a wood chipper. Especially the "brother in christ" homosexualry.
It's per se, not perse, two words.
God damn it you're right, I thought it looked weird when I type it.
>Why does *blank* look/sound/remind me of *blank*
This reminded me of another one: when someone is trying to make an argument, and they equivocate using slashes to muddle their point, e.g. "People don't realize/understand that this is annoying/unintelligible."
Calm down.
I wasn't going to write out the entire sentence three separate times to just change out one word.
I wasn't complaining about yours, since you were using it to point out alternatives, rather than words that have different meanings but are meant to illustrate a single point. I should have mentioned that.
Oh gotcha
And people like you are why the modern world sucks
lol get a grip nobody cares about that any of that shit in the modern world lolololololol
"apart" vs "a part" isn't grammar; they're literally different words
You may be right, but Wikipedia suggests that morphology could be considered to fall under the purview of grammar. However, I will admit that I am out of my depth on the strict definition of grammar. I could pull the cop-out that "grammar Nazi" is a well-established colloquialism for someone who pedantically points out writing errors, but that would defeat my argument altogether. I would prefer to be precise.
i think i got a pretty good idea of what the reason is
What the FRICK anon
but what of good solonius?
How can you hate him? Plz explain
Pic related is who I just fricking loath
There are plenty of reasons to hate this smug midwit
what do you have against Danny Glover?
He's black
no he's not
He's a Black personhomosexual
danny glover, forest whitaker, jeffrey wright, sydney poitier, james earl jones are cool (im racist)
>no reason
What did Boseman ever do?
Why do you hate Jamie Foxx?
What kind of homosexual hates Ving Rhames?
Probably the kind who like Zed.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby.
An edm producer that was briefly popular in the 2010s
Who is above Morgan freeman on your list??? I cannot see his name
Anyways, the only actor Black folk I do not hate and want dead are denzel(already crossed out by you, however my hate for his son may eventually push his dad into the kill that Black person column) and kieth david(not on your list at all)
Looks like Eddie Murphy
don sneedle has made a ton of kino
chris rock is the monkeyshine
billy dee and cuba gooding are hang seperatly tier
will smith and jamie foxx are almost honorary white
what's with the crap on his suit
>no reason
He's one of the worst victims of buying into your own hype. He became nothing but a walking ego. He thinks he's some sort of genius artist when he got famous from pooping himself online. He's also obnoxious about his politics but that goes for almost every celebrity so that's not exactly compelling.
I'm glad Chevy Chase terrorized him while doing Community
>you're one of the good ones
How is that terrorizing? Its a compliment
That didn’t happen. Chevy hated how racist his character was written and people took it out of context to create fake headlines about him being racist.
>THIS IS AMERICA!
>[grew up in a religious household in the suburbs; his father had a government postal job and his mother ran a daycare/raised foster kids]
But what if you had that superpower 😉
oh i fricking have a good reason to hate black supremacists.
open netflix.. i hate em all
Why is he so smug, Cinemaphile?
he invented practice
He's a pretentious douche who doesn't want to be labeled as the "bro rape" guy because he wants to be taken seriously
What the frick is bro rape? When your best friends casually rape each other and call you gay for complaining or something?
>t.zoomer
He's the male equivalent of those super liberal chicks who always whine about "muh White Privilege" but can't stop riding "muh white dick."
I hate him because he’s a wienery homosexual reddit rapper
>no reason
>isn't funny
>shit musician
>complete moron
stupid fricker thought he'd invented the idea of practicing
Any blACK actor sam jackson, morgan nigman , all of them TND
Cillian Murphy - I hate his face.
This. But for me it’s personal. He looks like my old boss who was a narcissistic psychopath, so I project that onto him.
>n-word dick
Self censorship ruins the joke for me. Dave Chapelle would have bravely said Black person dick
Pretty sure it's just the meme that's censored, not the special
words written on an image doesn't make it a meme
sorry, image macro*
he's a richkid nepobaby who had his path paved by agents and paid writers for jokes
>no reason
I don't hate him at all. BUT, I am super disappointed by his career projectory.
I've been a huge donald fan since derrick comedy back in my highschool days. Have the mystery team dvd signed by all of them, I used to download his rap albums from his blog (i am not a rapper 1,2, pointdexter,etc.) and his attitude was so frickin exciting. Every song was about how he's going to rise to the top and frick every b***h on the way (and he was heading that way). Then Idk what the frick happened, but camp was the last good album he put out. Which is wild because he did EP and camp back to back then just put out fricking regular garbage trash whilst all his old stuff isn't even listed as considered in his discography or available to stream. He made it to his own show with Atlanta and then every fricking project and shit just stagnated and he hasn't done anything worthwhile for almost a decade. What a fricking disappointment man, bring back the old donald glover the late 2000s glover who had the drive again and was comedy first.
poster here, and
just reminded me that yeah it's been fricking 11 years since that comedy special. Dude should currently be the comedy king with movies and specials and whatever, essentially in kevin harts spot, the modern eddie murphy or whoever you want to compare him to, but instead he fricking let off the gas pedal and hasn't done shit.
He is a serial careerist. He doesn't want to be known as just an "actor" or "comedian" or "rapper" or "writer/producer." He is an entertainer who dabbles in whatever gives him the most creative freedom at the moment. He's kinda like those Japanese celebrities who voice-act, do music, and perform in movies/television
Yeah, which is fine, but he's really bad at it. Eddie Murphy did the same thing, except he actually has the catalog to show for it afterwards that has lasted decades.
>career projectory
there's plenty of good reasons to hate this Black personhomosexual
you hate him becuase hes a woke sell out, who was too insecure to be himself
Dude went from "Black and white music? Now, homie, that's a mixtape
Shoutout to my blerds, they represent the realness"
He was an unforgiving black nerd who used to mesh his two cultures into one and was a mastermind at it. Then suddenly he was like "oh no instead of unifying I should focus on just the black"
Ive always hated this guy and my hatred has grown the more I see people suck his dick.
heh, brown
So you just don't enjoy great movies? Why even post here?
Frick you and your homosexual meme actor
Has The Rock ever apologized for stealing his career?
I've never hated reddit more for dragging this guy out of the fricking mud.
And for what? One movie he plays a fat homosexual?
>sadly sips from two liter of diet pepsi whilst dipping a slice of pepperoni pizza in grape jelly
PEOPLE ARE AMAZING
Such an unbearable homosexual, even looking up his picture to post made me mad
How can you hate on "Next time, baby!"?
His brain capacity is 10% as we speak.
i hate this c**t, i despised him in that braindead movie about him becoming a rapper
i also read once how he lied in an interview about a certain incident invloving his father in the past to gain sympathy from the watchers, his father called him out on it lol what a shameless homosexual
Lacing up my boots right now.
Stone Cold!
Stone Cold!
WHAT THE FRICK BELANIE. WHAT THE FRICK! NO NO NO NO NO DON'T PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES! CONTINUE FRICKING MY BEST FRIEND!
>no reason
he's an aggressively idiotic narcissist, like kanye west, except he's in a few comedies i like, whereas i can't name a single kanye west song or appearance. it's so disappointing to find out somebody funny is also a tremendous dipshit.
>bro rape
>mystery team
>that joke in community where he makes notches on the desk
It's cause he's black op
Kevin Costner is the most boring mother fricker imaginable and I hate his stupid ass boring face. No attached image because I refuse to download a picture of that devoid of charisma old bastard.
>Kevin Costner is the most boring mother fricker imaginable and I hate his stupid ass boring face. No attached image because I refuse to download a picture of that devoid of charisma old bastard.
>mfw
Bland as frick, Swayze and most 80s-90s male stars mog him
You're so funny anon
i've been banging this shri lanka gril for about 3 months and i say this whole raceplay "oh yeah frick the shit out of my black pussy" is not a meme. i'm okay with this whole situation but i do have to ask: is this okay?
Matt Damon
he is an ugly jogger
and israelites gifted him a show in exchange for sodomizing him.
Is it because of this?
NTA but he just gave me fake nice guy vibes.
I hate him for his unearned arrogance.
>no reason
He made a vile anti white music video.
poooopeeee peeepeeee haha guys i said potty! and i farted!
Jonathan Groff. I'm watching Mindhunter and I can't stand his face. I can't post any files.