>Actress Charlotte Rampling, who plays Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam in Villeneuves Dune, was Jodorowsky's favorite for the role of Lady Jessica, but she turned it down due to a scene involving 2,000 extras defecating at once.
>"I can’t be in a movie where there’s 2,000 extras defecating on screen! I need to be in a movie that people are actually going to see! Who the hell is going to see this movie?"
Wtf is Jodorowsky's problem?
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I don't know anything about DUNC, why were 2000 people defecating at once what's the context
well, the fever dream that jodorwsky would have created, probably uses it as a way of showing the circle of life on the planet.
>In order to insult Duke Leto, David Carradine, Rabban the Beast gets his army, the Algerian army, to pull down their pants in front of the palace and shit. So there's going to be a scene of 2,000 extras defecating at once
But not really, just pretending.
Thanks Anon, I thought it was really going to be 2000 people taking a big shit for real and got worried.
>just pretending.
I'm not so sure about that. I remember reading something about him getting permission to use the Tunisian army or something for the scene
imagine being the janny having to clean up after two thousand men shit up a film set at once lmao
Was the scene to take place indoors or outdoors?
If the later, just rope it off and come back in two weeks when it's all dried out and broken down.
>imagine being the janny having to clean up after two thousand men shit up a film set at once lmao
They actually wanted to film the scene in India since it would have been cheaper to just do it there and go back than have hannies clean that up.
Algerian army. I'm not sure how big their turds are.
Why didn’t they decide to hire the indian army for the extra stink effect
>Why didn’t they decide to hire the indian army for the extra stink effect
They did but the train they collectively rode to the set on collapsed in a ditch.
Lady Jessica wouldn't have been able to handle 2000 saars (roughly the size of a small Indian family) feeling her bobs and vagene
movies don't have stinkvision yet
It was a scene involving 2000 indians
>what's the context
That's the joy of surrealism: it doesn't matter!
Well actually its in distant space after many apocalypses and wars have shaped the culture so its not even unbelievable that a king would get his peasants to shit on a palace or whatever youre just being a prude
spice production
Lol but she WAS naked on Zardoz so clearly an artiste
But she didn't have to watch David Carradine and the Algerian army take a big shit
i like Jodorowsky's movies but with Dune he wanted to go full moron, good thing it was never made
>not wanting to see a full moron Jodorowsky movie with Dalí, Pink Floyd, Giger and Moebius
even if it was completely shit it would have been absolutely memorable
that one scene would have more soul and character than 50 hours of dunc tripe
Wow anon, you're so cool and obviously a big film buff to dislike [popular film].
what the frick was I thinking next time I'll consult the approved ratings instead of watching the movie
More like SOULdorowsky
>mass shitting is soul
hello rajesh sir
and here come the contrarians praising israelitedorowsky
At least it would be memorable.
I already forgot most of the DUNC and it's only not completely erased from my memory because I have read the books, so some scenes are anchored this way.
Maybe you just have a shit memory.
maybe you just have 2,000 Harkonnen soldiers shitting in front of your house
if i raped your mom in the ass while killing your father through dick removal it would definitely be a memorable experience for her but not a good one
>"you know that documentary made about a fantastic movie production that everybody was obsessed about for decades?"
>"well I think it sucks!"
Sure thing madame contrarian
obsessed laughing at it, yes
> about a fantastic movie production
If it was so fantastic why didn’t they produce a fricking movie?
I want Lady Jessica to use me as a toilet!
Shit and piss are processed in the thigh pads.
My favorite part of Jodo's Dune was when the princess had sandworms for breasts and sprayed Paul with life water.
Pics?
imagine the smell
what would happen if 2000 protesters went to the White house and did this in front of it?
>smelly but mostly peaceful protest
>This was reportedly a "great disappointment" for Jodorowsky.
>I NEVER TAKE A SHIT BUT I HAVE FRIEND WHO SAY IT FANTASTIC
He does love his shitting.
How many movies have had live defecation ?
Not enough of them especially if they have cute girls
Sounds like he'd been watching too much Bollywood.
Alejandro Jodorowsky is a drug addict and a weirdo.
If you’ve seen his films, you know he’s a maniac. A guy who would unironically talk for minutes on end about big his mother’s breasts were and recall them as fondly as one remembers a sweet childhood memory.
He was trying to get a Dune movie off the ground that cinephiles have long thought would be one of the greatest movies ever made, or at the very least, one of the funniest. There’s an entire documentary around it that’s admittedly pretentious, but it’s also equal parts funny
I find it curious how the same homosexuals claiming dunc didn't "get" the books and deviated from their plot are the ones salivating over israelite!dune
Cinemaphile doesn't read books
Jodo dares to dream, Dennis is too timid to try.
jodo didn't even like, let alone read, Dune
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR EIGHTY THREE YEARS WITH MY FAT GRAVITY-RESISTANT BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY BOY-RAPING wiener! MY DISEASED JOWLS!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING WORM ITS SO GROSS AND ONLY LIVES A FEW MILLENIA I KILLED THE DUKE LETO ATREIDES THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Holy shit, holy God, this was so fricking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of his fat-ass Harkonnen life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think his final thoughts were? Do you think he pissed and shat himself in his final moments, realizing his greedy, boy-raping Baron life was coming to an end? I wonder if he shrieked in terror as he realized his entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as he was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until his last moments.
Lynch...he GETS me!!!!
Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fricking years, something about watching obese pederastic fat bastards lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fricking wild, the waste of their potential and weighty bodies and warm wieners is the hottest fricking shit man i hope the Denis Villeneuve Messiah adaptation has more vore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FRICK
NGHHH, LOOK AT HIS FACE, HE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE FAT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
What the frick
>Who the hell is going to see this movie?
Literally no one hahahahahahahahaha
That explains everything. He's a russian israelite rape baby latino.
he's a mandingo
dios mio.. la creatura mexinjun..
Dibs on mestiza
I could fully bleach the iberian with one simple trick
tell me about harniza...
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harnizo
tell me about the harniza in that pic
i don't know, i found the picture on Cinemaphile
Pretty sure Lunch already made the non-shit version of (Jodorapesky's) Dune.
Are these new Dune movies worth watching in 4K?
no, or in HD.
yes
>due to a scene involving 2,000 extras defecating at once.
Jeez I wonder why that didn't appear mentioned at Jodorowsky's Dune documentary...