Actually important Harry Potter characters:
>Harry
>Hermione
>Ron
>Malfoy
>Neville
>Luna
>Dumbledore
>Snape
>MacGonagell
>Hagrid
>Dobby
>Voldemort
>Lucius Malfoy
Which ones will be black in the TV show?
Actually important Harry Potter characters:. >Harry. >Hermione. >Ron. >Malfoy. >Neville. >Luna
Dobby
Don't be ridiculous, anon. No way they would cast a Black person as a magical slave.
somehow I suspect Sirius...
Sirius will probably be Asian because Tumblr wants that for some reason
>Rajesh Pootter
....Why?
it's fanon now, i think the only reasoning is that his hair is described as black and the dursleys hate him because he's a poo dumbledore is forcing them to raise
>pajeet harry potter
>giga rich and famous for killing magic hitler
>whole school hates him all the time anyway
>can't get a date for the ball
>gf settled for him after getting ran through by every other boy in school
holy shit it all makes sense and also the dorzelys did literally nothing wrong
>It's POOpiosa not poopioSA
What is this comic trying to say?
“kill white people”
these frickers are so weird because there's this culture that has grown which they all copy
>Harry is Indian
>Sirius is now Asian
genuinely creepy shit
why can't it just take place in '90s Britain with British people?
hey you forgot arab snape
Snape, even if he's ultimately a "good guy" is not that likable of a character nor was he ever meant to be
it's only Alan Rickman's dignified performance that makes him seem otherwise. I doubt they'd make him an Arab even though that actually fits more than everyone else being ethnic since he's described as being greasy with a huge hooked nose
Holy shit I think I now who will be him
frick forgot the pic
i hate this dude
Exactly, you should hate Snape
Rowling is still involved in this and I'm sure she'd continue her request of having British actors
>British actors
>Casting the entire africa with london accent
yeah probably but I sort of hope this troony business has soured her on trying to appeal to that demographic
Hogwarts already greatly overrepresents ethnic minorities in Britain, let alone in the time period it's set in. Really no reason to make anyone else black as there's plenty of black characters
yeah even if it fits they definitely wouldn't do it lmao, they're not going to have people constantly insulting a clock making enthusiast because of ethnic features
>middle eastern guy can't get a white gf so becomes a terrorist
>SLRAAAAAPE
McGonagall will replaced by a black woman
>Welcome to your first day of transfiguration class
>Luna important
>Dobby
>No Ginny Lupin or Sirius
canonically Sirius, Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix, and Tonks
Tonks is transracial
Still would.
>Draco Malfoy,
hes pale as frick so no he'll be white/asian
Definitely harry, Ron, or Hermione will be as well as Dumbledore
If anyone is black I won’t be watching.
Multiple main characters were blacks during the original series
>main characters
Like who? Dean and Kingsley? They're secondary at best
yes, rowling liked tokenism
she probably had a chart for all the ethnicities of the students
I agree. If any main or even secondary characters are race swapped to black, I'm out. And the best part is, trannies already hate Rowling, so a chud/troony alliance to boycott this crap would actually work. They'll either need to find a way to appease the trannies and other trans-leaning progressive freaks, or they'll need to appease the conservatives by not race swapping the cast. They have to tread a very tight rope.
are they really making a harry potter tv show?
Yes, an HBO adaption with one season per book.
Why? Can't they just watch the movies that already exist?
The movies barely touch modern ESG score requirements
I could see them quietly shelving it tbqh
And they probably will. Potterheads are surprisingly elitist about the movies.
>Luna
>MacGonagell
>Lucius Malfoy
they are not important. you can cut them out completely and the movies would feel the same
lucius malfoy should be black but draco and narcissa stay white
Ron
>because least important character in the main gang
Luna
>because formerly whitest, most innocent, and prettiest character
MacGonagell
>because she is the girlboss character
Screenshot this, you know I am right
They won't nig up Ron cause it's a thing that his family is recognized by their red hair. He's also a goofy loser so they'll go for Hermione since she's smart and bossy.
Redheads are infamous for being race-swapped. If anything it makes me more certain
blacks are the only ones who can be discriminated against so the story just wouldn’t work with the Weasely’s being White.
>Harry
Indian
>Hermione
Black
>Ron
White but retconned to be homosexual
>Malfoy
White
>Neville
Black
>Luna
Chinese
>Dumbledore
Arab
>Snape
White
>MacGonagell
Indian
>Hagrid
Black
>Dobby
White
>Voldemort
White
>Lucius Malfoy
White
Also Cho Chang will be white.
>white
>white
>white
They will all be israelites, and dobby will be a VA like Seth Rogen.
At least a third of them will be brown. They will definitely black up one of the main three. Probably Hermione.
Hopefully Franny will play Ginny
We're lucky the movies we have were okay. I'm not interested in seeing current Hollywood try again.
This, Harry Potter still feels new. How on Earth are they remaking it?
Like, The Fly. That was a good remake of some black and white B-movie when the monster looked like a baseball mascot with a huge fly head. But Harry Potter? It’s gonna be the same thing but way fricking worse with uglier CG and less talented film makers, its gonna be garbage… + the pozz factor, literally not watching it and will start flame wars on Cinemaphile any time it’s mentioned if there’s a troony in it, like this is children’s programming, not Euphoria, tired of pedos advertising their cosmetic genital mutilation to children
I would say Luna but she takes a long time to appear and they need blacks asap. Draco and Snape are women's favorite characters so they'll stay white, they might even take Adam Drive for Snape. Ron's whole gimmick is that he's ginger and poor. Black and poor will be in bad taste. So it stands to reason that the blackwashed character will be Neville. Unimportant enough to be non-offensive but still present enough to count for the ESG score.
Rowling herself stated that one of her fans told her that they always visualized Nevile as being black despite the fact that he's described as blond in the books. They'll probably just roll with that since they can just say that Rowling publically validated that idea
The fan was probably messing with because of longbottom = huge Black person ass
Harry Nogger
Hermione, Dumbledore and Neville
Isn't Snape an Incel? What makes him a good type of Incel for women(male)?
Eternally devoted admirer is a fantasy for many women.
Its a Bongistan product, so they'll all be poos. Production will be slow going and costly because they'll have to stop and spin a story every time the Pakistanis and Indians begin killing each other on set.
Bongs don't care about pakis despite them being a larger portion of the population than blacks. They absolutely love black people though
Of the main trio, the most easily raceswapped one is Hermione.
Did no one realize JK was just filling her story with famous people from British media of the late 80s/early 90s. It would be like if I made a fantasy story that had obvious clones of like Adam Driver or Joaquin pheonix, just weird.
I don’t think there will be any race swapping in this except for Hermione.
DROPPED!
Ron will be white and even more of a snivelling coward
Draco will be white and a full on Nazi caricature that gets killed by mixed race harry
Ginny will be white and will be in a relationship with deepest darkest Africa dean thomas for most of the show with lots of kissing scenes and an implied aex scene
Luna will be white but a snarky BPD girlboss
Snape will be white but a hyper incel that's written to be extremely creepy ans self obsessed and his sacrifice is severely lessened by how we see him being racist toward non-white James whom he hates mostly because he's mixing up Lily not because he's a bully
Voldemort will be super white
Basically any character that has any sort or negative traits/women will be white.
>Ginny will be white and will be in a relationship with deepest darkest Africa dean thomas for most of the show with lots of kissing scenes and an implied aex scene
You're mentally ill
Did you fall into a coma in 2007 and just wake up or something anon? Or do you just not watch tv but feel the need to post on the tv board lmao
You're imagining things that haven't even happened because you are obsessed
So you just never watched the movies or read the books huh? Ginny getting BLACKED is canon you delusional moron. Frickin lmao
And where is this sex scene you're so obsessed over?
I know anon, the thought disgusts me too.
I'm calling MacGonagell for some reason
it's going to be hermione because she has frizzy hair and big teeth just like a nappy haired gap-toothed negress
also, blacks are stupid, so it's very important to depict them as being intelligent to turn them intelligent through a form of white liberal arts student voodoo. if you give a monkey a role model, its prefrontal cortex will grow to match the illusion depicted on the screen
Hermione is frequently shown to be moronic in the series though
Sometimes I consider making a fan cast for the HP remake but then while looking for actors for Dumbledore and Snape I remember I have to find actors for Harry and Hermione and I give up