>Actually, it would be impossible for modern man to build the pyramids, even with modern day technology
- Graham Hanwiener
>Actually, it would be impossible for modern man to build the pyramids, even with modern day technology
>Actually, it would be impossible for modern man to build the pyramids, even with modern day technology
- Graham Hanwiener
Why are british people so moronic
What kinos feature the Bass Pro Shop pyramid?
Mike Tyson got knocked out by Lennox Lewis there when it was a sports stadium.
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The hotel in the place starts at 300 bucks a night it's ridiculous
I really hope Israel glasses Palestine so we can build a Buccee’s and a Walmart there. That would be based.
same but for israel also and we can put an in n out and chic filet
it will be the greatest foodcourt on earth.
Six flags over Gaza
I live in Memphis and have taken a dump in at least two of the toilets in that pyramid.
Why of all the cities in the US, would you live in Memphis? I hope a bunch of shitskins break into your house and steal your tv.
>Why of all the cities in the US, would you live in Memphis?
Because we have a giant fish temple pyramid of course
Good, catch (lel). Was wondering what the "bass" imagery was getting at.
Dagon/Nimrod/Babylon.
First letters sum to 37 then 10 then 1.
77 for the goose stuff. 11 for OW.
Or if you reduce that to 2, then add the sum of 7 and 7 (14) you get 16, then another 7.
777 and 111 hidden in there.
The curved balcony thing at the top even makes the masonic eye form at the top.
TBF it's still a lot more interesting to look at than unless vertical glass and concrete turds crowding everything up.
Libshit dog-dorkers would have been way better served using this form for their "ideal walkable, garden city centers" than stupid memes where the road are all dank trenches or shitty cowdung hippy communes.
you're on the right path
try not to stray off the mark
Memphis is literally named after a place in ancient Egypt.
That's very thoughtful of you to give anon some target practice.
Please see OP's pic.
that happens everywhere in america. its a 3rd world country
Dumb esl poster
As someone who also lives in Memphis, because it would be a huge waste of money to move away in this current economy. Once the housing market situation is better, I'll sell my house and move the frick out of here but for now that mortgage is staying right where it is at a juicy Obama economy rate.
Blakkkrokkk is giving away 350k detached family homes to all illegals that Bidet's Sanhedrin march across the border.
The housing market is the economy. Long term view: house prices are only going up, up.
God willing we will get to see billion dollar starter homes before brown incompetence leads to a reduction down to second world conditions like the end of the soviet union.
sorry to hear that
Based
thats clearly not as big as the Cheops one.
Heh
This is unrealistic, any man with time machine would first go to Ancient Rome
Any man with a time machine would go in the future. I refuse to believe anyone would make their first trip backwards. Fricking why? You already know what happens the future is peak mystery.
Fixed*
peak burgerpunk
kino
i would die for the bass pro pyramid, and im not even american
they need the pyramid to store the unlimited ducks
They actually do have a pond with live ducks, catfish, etc. inside.
What goes on in there?
It's the tomb of the fish pharaoh.
uhh chud brethren our response?
>we just can't figure out how they moved these giant blocks!
Can you really not come up with any ideas outside of "aliums"? Imagine being a "historian"
A pyramid is, quite literally, the easiest shape you can build tall with rudimentary tech
Build ten megalithic pyramids.
Give me 1,000 hard laborers, no problem
Oh, but I thought you said it was easy?
He said easiest not easy you Black person
Hey watch the racism
Oh, so you can't just build a pyramid then? Just admit aliens did it.
if you wanted me to build a 4 foot tall mud miniature building that wouldn't tip over in my backyard I would go with a pyramid shape, not a tower.
With 30 years and slave labor, anything can be built.
I don't know how brainlets keep hammering this meme of "they couldn't possible built those pyramids back then, it must be aliens".
You moronic fricking Black person, it was build by high paid contractors in 6 months, it took decades and unlimited slave labor.
Wow. I can’t imagine being this rattled by a single post. You need counseling bro
They weren't built by slaves either.
Even if they didn't do the high skill work, slaves were absolutely involved in the building of the pyramids, from extracting and transporting materials to any b***hwork that needed doing on the construction site like digging or carrying water and shit. Saying otherwise is midwit smart Alec kid shit.
The b***h work was done by Egyptians who were conscripted under a labor tax. They were paid for their time, though. It was a giant work relief program essentially. Can we say that no slave ever touched a piece of material that went into building a pyramid? Obviously not. But the narrative that they just threw slaves at it till it was done is completely wrong.
Yeah, that was just what the plebs did in that society as part of the social contract to have housing, food, etc. It's not like every Egyptian was part of some exalted ruler class driving wretched slaves around.
The professionals probably had slaves of their own doing certain jobs for them. And there's no reason to think slaves weren't involved in the supply chain.
Quit being antisemitic!
We ALL know work shy, money lenders like Ben Shapiro were enslaved in Egypt (despite zero evidence) and FORCED to build the pyramids.
The original shoah, oy gevalt!
NeverAgainIsNow
>slaves
You don't even know the most basic facts of mainstream archeology and history, why do you think you can talk about this topic?
>why is this guy being shilled
>look up his wife
hmm I wonder if he's ever commented on the racial composition of this supposed ancient people
He did a previous JRE where he said we all should just smoke weed and abolish nations and borders.
60's tier moronation
when the netflix special came out, people were calling him a rightwing racist and shit. then they saw his wife and they slammed to a halt.
this place is peak burgerpunk
That's actually pretty cool. Like an old man's Disneyland.
boomer shambala
Holy frick I need to go to america
I like the idea but the swamp aesthetics along with all the people would make me claustrophobic af
literally and unironically white culture
a mockery of nature
It's nature improved
It's a celebration of nature
I still give the edge to any given casino on the Vegas strip. If you could gamble at the Bass Pro Pyramid, it'd easily be peak.
holy shit, that looks amazing
no wonder so many relatives of mine have gone to the USA for this dream
Burn it with nuclear hellfire. I hate America.
>dabs on upright pyramids
They built the NERV HQ for real?
Just because huwite people couldn't do it doesn't mean it was aliens
Bass Pro, if we never wasted money on Africa.
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Roger Dean artwork always gives me a warm nostalgic feeling.
Now care to tell me of what materials is that made of?
Stuff that's stronger and more impressive than Egyptian sandstone.
that's a non answer, can you tell me what material they are build of, the weight, how are the pieces compartmentalized? How were they transported and assembled?
That’s why the pyramids are so impressive anon
Ancient technology was slavery, so he's quite right
The pyramids weren't built by slaves.
Yeah? Were you there?
Who moved the giant blocks then? Architects? Unionized laborers? The pyramids are just another thousands year old structure which stood the test of time because a pyramid is the most resistant form. And it was built by throwing slaves at it for decades until it was done.
The pharaoh and his people didn't trust slaves to build the pyramids, at least not the massive ones like the Giza complex. They were built by skilled laborers who got paid for it.
>They were built by skilled laborers who got paid for it
those skilled laborers utilized slave laborers
You’re forgetting about how they actually moved the stones that are perfectly cut and how there are hidden chambers
There was a guild of pyramid builders and we have records of them actually going on strike. The unskilled labor was done by citizens who were conscripted under a labor tax but paid as well.
The average ancient egyptian dude was a construction worker who moved big rocks around with his buddies.
The average Egyptian was a peasant farmer.
Yea, and there are gaps between planting and harvesting wherein governments, nobility, whatever would levy labor from the start of civilization, running straight through the 19th century in Europe.
The Pharaohs would conscript extra labor from the peasantry, as any historian could tell you is a well-documented practice that existed for 95% of human history.
peasants never existed, modern myth. in the middle ages: serfs and yeomen, whatever you mean by 'peasant' doesn't mean anything when you break it down. delete the word from your sentence. was the average Egyptian a farmer?
lmao
let him COOK
what? i get using the term as a layman, like it is a valid English word because we use it and English is a prescriptivist language, but what is a peasant in this context? non-homeowner? someone with dirt on their face?
descriptivist language, frick. here i am being anal retentive and i was the anus all along.
You know what it means in common parlance. Contain your autism.
>You know what it means in common parlance.
where else would it go?
also the very topic of this thread is autistic nitpicking. as OP rightly points out the pyramids are not interesting or impressive. go to any city, ooo look at these buildings human beings made. HOW???
Has anybody ever told you that you're a tough hang?
i tell them i don't speak mandarin. it's my clever joke that ISN'T racist, in fact i just have a special interest in linguistics (Cinemaphile diagnosed me with autism years ago).
Are any buildings interesting or impressive? Is anything?
cathedrals. whatever your beliefs, whether you're interested in architecture or not, definitely something awe-inspiring about them. no jaded detachment there.
and probably castles. to tie this back to Cinemaphile: Secrets of the Castle is a good BBC documentary. team in France constructing a castle using the tools available in the Middle Ages. good stuff.
peasants are the pre-industrial agricultural working class
Whatever you say bud
Farmer in common usage is a guy who owns a farm, which most peasants didn't
Sometimes they did, it was a bit more fluid than people generally realize.
In Imperial Russia a Serf could own other Serfs.
>a Serf could own other Serfs
pretty applicable to the modern day tbh
Egypt heavily utilized slave-labor and is even the first civilization to utilize institutionalized slavery.
I don't know why homosexuals keep repeating this nonsense.
I'm pretty sure it was just some Sound-Byte from one of the myriad of Marxist morons claiming they could "disprove the Bible" or whatever and Redditors have just repeated it ad infinitum regardless of veracity because it aligns with their views.
Nobody said that Egypt didn't have slaves. They just didn't work on pyramids as it was a sacred endeavor.
>I'm pretty sure it was just some Sound-Byte from one of the myriad of Marxist morons
You're an politicized goofball. Read a book.
I fricking love Bass Pro unironically I buy all my clothes from there now
when they gave sales, they go deep into the % off. I got a realtree coat that was $400 for $45 after reduction and discounts. I got my sister and her family over $1200 of fishing tackle and rods for $280. everything was at least 70% off.
Give me tens of thousands of israeli slaves and a blank cheque to work them literally to death and I'll build pyramids until there are no israelites left.
Did you know 7.3 million innocent israelites were killed in the Holocaust? You seriously should seek mental help.
I'm betting I can top that with a pyramid labour program
Is 7.3 millions israelites enough to build a corpses pyramid?
How antisemitic of you! It was actually 50 gorillian and they were strapped into masturbation machines and put on the holocoaster.
>innocent
>those are rookie numbers!!!
If they floated all the giant stones down the Nile how come we don't find any giant blocks in the Nile? Out of the millions of blocks surely a boat or two sunk.
Luxor Vegas pyramid is also bigger than the egypt ones.
Actually, I built the pyramids.
>Actually, it should be impossible for the sphinx to exhibit the weathering patterns it does, suggesting it was older than the Ancient Kingdom and may have been modified or restor-
- some guy
"FRICK YOU IT WAS BUILT BY EGYPTIANS EXACTLY THE WAY WE SAY NOTHING CAN EVER CHANGE WE ALWAYS KNOW ALL THE FACTS THEY ARE SET IN STONE LIKE THE PYRAMIDS WHICH WERE BUILT HOW WE KNOW"
- Egyptologists, the experts on the subject
To me the sphinx thing more likely suggests that it was rainy in Egypt later than we previously thought than the Atlantis schizo spacehomie woo woo shit people always attach to it.
can't image post etc, the "it was Anubis" theory is just interesting but it does irritate me that it's a conspiracy theory. historiography is the study OF the study of history because historians are like this. it really is that one episode of The Simpsons or the Brendan Frasier The Mummy (if we're pretending this is Cinemaphile).
This really is the most moronic take I've ever heard - and I hear it often. Motherfrickers have never heard of stonemasonry. Shit, give me a few dozen skilled masons and a few thousand slaves and I'll build you just about anything.
You're saying Masons build the Pyramids? Shieeeet
why are americans so gullible?
they used flutes that made stuff levitate, just like the coral castle guy
Sex with Egyptian girls.