Honestly This, especially now that Snake Dude got to go to heaven, which apparently is the 1st time in all of history that's happened. So is Adam in hell or super hell? was Angel actually right when he said "Where would i even go double hell?" for al the souls already in hell killed again by exterminators. At least best girl still lives
This, Pent getting blasted with what is supposedly a permakill attack and getting still having a soul to ascended to heaven fricks with all preconceived rules about permadeath in Hazbin
I imagine the Adam Beam didn't actually kill him, but instead he was redeemed and warped into Heaven at that moment where the beam would have killed him because he was selfless.
There was never permadeath. Viv said in one of her streams that Sinner that get killed by Angels don’t actually die for good, and that their souls simply become one with Hell and its architecture.
>their souls simply become one with Hell and its architecture.
Shes riffing off Pirates of the Caribbean now?
Also, it kinda says something about the writing level when we need a Q&A to make sense of the way the world actually works.
It's kind of insane to think Viv might have just accidentally created one of the most tragic stories about how men are treated by just spitballing an LGBT Bible fanfic. Crazy how it's condoned to do legitimately heinous things to someone if they are a "douche".
Adam made the deal with Lilith. With Adam dead, Lute took over naturally and is asserting her new authority with righteous fury for Lilith to control her prostitute daughter, Lute is still loyal to Adam and his vision.
Im pretty sure the ending was saying that Adam and Lilith made a deal that allowed Lilith to stay in Heaven, and now that Adam is dead the old deal is dead to. If anything Lute is trying to shift the deal to be more in Heaven's advantage by telling Lilith to stop being a lazy b***h and do something
>I meet Viv and roast the shit outta her >She spitefully depicts Adam as a lookalike of me >Unironically makes me an /ourguy/ on Cinemaphile >Mfw Adam is literally me irl
[...][...] >Role Model
No, I see parts of myself in him and empathize with him as a character, like Ken. I get that the authors in both instances intended them to be caricatures, but i think they failed to properly parody because of the events in the story. Here Adam was created to rule over creation on earth and had that taken from him by Lucifer, Lilith, and sinners by extension. Not only was he was robbed of his rightful place and all of his progeny doomed to death because of that original sin, but also had the perfect woman who was created for him stolen away by Lucifer. If I had written Adam his hyper dude bro Machismo would be a mask to hide the pain he feels from the pain of being betrayed TWICE by women who were supposed to be his soulmates. I really love the dynamic between Adam and Lute because it feels like they actually understand and care for each other. I Its made especially clear when Adam lay dying on the ground he looked up to Lute with a genuine quiet smile [...] and Lute pleads to him with tears streaming down her face [...] >Sir Sir! Stay with Me Sir!... ADAM!
That shit hit. I think this show is good at having really strong character scenes like that, Angel Dust getting beat by Valentino, and Alastor meeting with Zestial, but not necessarily how all those moments tie together through the plot and its pacing.
Personally for me seeing Adam and characters like him help me externalize my own shit so I can deal with it through their story and try to do better. I don't see him as a role model but more of a "Literally Me" that can we both a warning light and a beacon of hope.
I'll give this show credit for at least giving him a decent death. He lost to a legit fight against the strongest guy around and his execution might have been played as a joke but they gave him a legit last shot and let him die with a smile. Maybe he's happy at least he died in battle instead of being spared out of pity by demons. And Lute took it very seriously, it was a good tragic death scene.
>He's going to show up at the hotel, looking to be redeemed, as he ended up in Hell.
If he came back as a demon, I'm assuming he'd either:
Make his own redemption hotel with blackjack and hookers that would ultimately go nowhere but still attract clients...
or
Have to don a disguise and lay low because practically everyone in hell hates him.
>"Have to don a disguise and lay low because practically everyone in hell hates him."
Nawh, thats gay and for b***hes.
He'll come back as a demon and become a overlord within minuts. He made Alistor his b***h, and Alistor was supposed to be the strongest overlord.
>He made Alistor his b***h, and Alistor was supposed to be the strongest overlord.
Do you think Adam would be a particularly powerful demon, or would he get nerfed literally to hell? What determines your starting demon stats?
>Have to don a disguise and lay low because practically everyone in hell hates him.
I don't think most of them would recognize him even if he was still in his angel garb. Even less so out of it. If he transforms like other sinners, then the only way anyone could actually know is if he blabs about it.
Anyway, I think he'll be back because there are some unanswered questions about him, like how he ended up in Heaven in the first place, and what his deal with Lilith was, and Eve too for that matter. It'd be a waste for one of the important old as frick characters with a relationship history with the other important old as frick characters to die without exploring any of it. The best thing probably would be for him to open his own hotel with blackjack and hookers and becoming an overlord that way. Or become The Church Demon or something.
>I don't think most of them would recognize him even if he was still in his angel garb. Even less so out of it. If he transforms like other sinners, then the only way anyone could actually know is if he blabs about it.
I don't think he'd change much in appearance, Sir Pentious still looked like Sir Pentious when he came back.
>"Have to don a disguise and lay low because practically everyone in hell hates him."
Nawh, thats gay and for b***hes.
He'll come back as a demon and become a overlord within minuts. He made Alistor his b***h, and Alistor was supposed to be the strongest overlord.
The V's will join him
We already got more overlords in the show than you can shake a stick at, and since he already got defeated once there isn't any point in having another big battle scene with him again. If he comes back, it's going to be as a level one noob.
WHat better way to show whos boss than killing some nobody overlords, he could even kill that big hand b***h.
It would >" and since he already got defeated once there isn't any point in having another big battle scene with him again. If he comes back, it's going to be as a level one noob."
You are wrong. It would be worth it since he could meet Lute and make her have to choose betwen her love and loyalty to him and her hate and duty. He could even try to frick over heaven.
>I don't think most of them would recognize him even if he was still in his angel garb. Even less so out of it. If he transforms like other sinners, then the only way anyone could actually know is if he blabs about it.
I don't think he'd change much in appearance, Sir Pentious still looked like Sir Pentious when he came back.
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We already got more overlords in the show than you can shake a stick at, and since he already got defeated once there isn't any point in having another big battle scene with him again. If he comes back, it's going to be as a level one noob.
Shut the frick up.
I already told you that Adam died for the sinner’s sins.
Stop this stupid shit about Adam being the demon or some fricking bullshit. All of you are dumb to not to see the obviousness of Adam’s true intentions.
Adam is the true reward in heaven. He’s the Christ figure of HH.
>That or he's going to be a new Overlord in Hell with all the dead exorcists.
Would be a cool and interesting idea, but I doubt the show would even have the seasons necessary to do an "Exorcist Ghetto in hell" justice.
Would be incredibly based if he came back as a demon, after the whole case in episode 6 with him not knowing what gets a soul into heaven and being the obvious example of angels being allowed to do whatever without risk of going to hell.
Having Adam be forced to go to the hotel in an attempt to get back into heaven is such an obvious and fitting plot it would be an absolute shame if they just skipped it.
I love adam and lute as much as the next guy but you''re literally coping if you think adam will ever be anything more than le douchebag first man. I think his actions are totally justifiable but charlie and her heckin apple daddy are supposed to be the good guys so that's that. Praying for lute revenge arc
I have to do this shit because every anon here isn’t as smart as me and will think that Adam was a throwaway character for Viv and her crew to hate to vent over, when her crew are like this to him and Lute.
They knew the twist and we didn’t. So that’s why they have problem with his death. He is coming back and they confirmed Lute in Season 2 to sneak in the surprise of Adam’s shocking return and his reunion with the one he loves and trusts the most, Lute.
Why is this Adam so fricking amazing??? He surpassed all of my expectations on a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple?” premise.
Adam himself would’ve died for his children. It’s so simple, but we didn’t expect it since he acted so mean and angry to the sinners and to Charlie/Lucifer, but he had to in order for them to kill him. To save them all.
Would be pretty cool tbh but I don’t think Viv wants to do anything with Adam anymore now that his role as the season 1 antagonist is over.
The spotlight will now shift over to the Vs and whatever sinners may stay at the hotel with some Heaven drama mixed in the bowl involving Lilith, Lute, and possibly the rest of the big angels like Micheal and Gabriel.
If Adam was intended to make a return at some-point, I’d imagine they would’ve already shown him reform as demon in Hell just like how they showed Pentious reform as an Angel in Heaven.
It would make a really cool story beat to have the first man himself try to achieve redemption as a sinner himself at the very hotel he sworn to destroy alongside the other sinners, but I have my doubts.
Anon, Adam is never going to be a sinner. He became sin to die for his children’s sins. But because he was perfect, he will not die. He will be in the heavens.
Remember how he apostles felt when Jesus died on the cross?
Jesus was satisfied. They were crying. And the Devil screamed in horror when he realized what was done.
When Adam died, he was satisfied, and Lute was crying, and Roo was completely angry when she realized what was done.
Adam got killed by an angel weapon, did he not? And according to the in-universe canon any undead person killed any angelic weapons or High Authority (God, Seraphim) is instantly out of the universe without a respawn. The only exception is seemingly redeemed sinners who die will respawn in Heaven.
Who cares? Pentious got obliterated by max smite and he respawned. The weapons are basically just that sort of holy power consecrating a weapon. I doubt Adam was doing that shit under the assumption it wouldn't super kill them
Anon, Adam is the reason why the redeemed sinners end up in Heaven.
Why don’t you realize that Adam is the one who broke the fricking system. He’s getting back up.
Considering the only delineating factor of Angelic weapons from regular ones is a blessing, I would say that pure angel power would have the same effect.
I have no idea what you were expecting after, again, the quality of writing demonstrated in Helluva as well as the character notes for him. He's DEAD, Jim.
Not their fault when most characters are pretty boring, also not one of those cucks whined about AD or Alastor getting over. Sounds like they are mad that people like the bad guy, bet Viv is pissed too since he is based off her ex.
Adam eclipsed Lucifer so fricking hard, it’s amazing.
Lucifer mocks him to death in the fight, but really, Adam is a far better father, lover, and person than Lucifer ever was. Lucifer took his kids and wife away from him, but the “sexist” Adam had a far more loyal wife and came in to take them back.
Get fricked you fricking worthless clown!!! Your brilliance is moronic, your relationships are pathetic, you ruined Adam’s family, your love is minuscule, your righteousness is a pile of fig leaves, and those sinners do not belong to you! You worthless frick face twink.
Adam is the hero and he cleaned up your fricking mess.
Lucifer sucks so much balls, it’s amazing. Vivziepop was giving Lucifer his worthless “Lilith and Eve left you” speech to show that Lucifer was a fricking loser and Lute was the only girl who could be be his wife, since Adam was far better than Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve.
Adam is the true loving father of humanity.
I didn’t think Viv would make Adam absolutely demolish the “sympathic Lucifer” in one episode. But she fricking did.
Adam’s love demolishes Lucifer’s powers, wealth, and intelligence. He is far better than anything Hell can provide!
Lucifer’s hell is much worse than heaven because Adam isn’t there to love them.
Why is reddit always attracting the worst people? People shit on x (for good reasons) but the worst shitters I ever met always avoided twitter since they considered it "toxic" and were afraid of its users, but they all post on shit like reddit and tumblr, even now.
>near end of season 2 >Lute and her legion are cutting a swath in hell (right before the heaven and hell team-up finale) >Lute takes the streets and charges an imposing but surprisingly calm horned demon >the demon effortlessly dodges all the swings of her sword until she has him cornered >"This game is over, demon scum. Any last words?" >"Not bad, Danger breasts." >Lute's eyes widen >she pauses >"Si--A-Adam?" >the demon flashes the "rock on" sign >"In the frickin' flesh, babe!" >"But when did--how did--you were dead!" >"Not the first time, b***h! Lucy's little singing princess was apparently right about redemption. And APPARENTLY it works in reverse too. Who frickin' knew!" >"But... I... You don't understand, Adam. I swore I would kill ALL demons!" >"Well... You got one right here, babe. Don't know why the frick I'm here yet. And apparently I'm not the only one. But hell is forever, right? Do what you gotta do." >Lute shakes for a moment >she steadies herself, then, rushes him >Adam shuts his eyes tight >a moment passes >he opens them, surprised to find Lute squeezing him tight in a tearful embrace >her blade clatters to the ground >"Adam!" >Adam hugs her back >"Missed ya too, Lutenant."
And then I clap.
>ywn be a new angel getting shown around heaven >meeting the first man and being in awe of him >he's crass and crude and tries to guess your bra size >but you can't get him off your mind >so you follow some rumors and whispers about him having a secret plan >to gain Adam's approval and praise you approach him and ask to join the Exorcists >he asks why he should let YOU of all angels in >"you can't even fricking fight, what do I get out of this?" >"either prove yourself or stop wasting my fricking time" >less than a minute later he's pushing you under his robes >you get to taste the wiener that spawned the ancestors of your ancestors >a wiener personally handcrafted by the big man himself >you can barely even fit the whole thing down your throat >any time you try to touch yourself to relieve the burning heat within he calls you out >"nuh uh, babe! you wanna fricking cum, you better earn that shit!" >he grabs your head through his robes and pushes you against his wiener >tfw facefricked by your greatest of granddaddies >he makes you swallow every last drop >"okay, FINE, I guess you can be an exorcist. get used to the view, babe, 'cause you're gonna be seeing a lot more of me soon"
Why is everyone saying Adam will go to hell? As hot as the idea of him turning into a female succubus is, Adam >Doesn't steal >Is selfless >Sticks it to the man
He'll go to Heaven 2 or something
Adam is not a sinner and won’t ever be one.
Lucifer is because he is a big fricking moron that experimented on Adam’s beloved wife and be shown his patheticness in mocking Adam for it.
Adam was in Charlie’s, Lilith’s, and Emily’s side all along. And he had to reject the hotel because he knew he had to die for it to work.
Adam is not a sinner and won’t ever be one.
Lucifer is because he is a big fricking moron that experimented on Adam’s beloved wife and be shown his patheticness in mocking Adam for it.
Adam was in Charlie’s, Lilith’s, and Emily’s side all along. And he had to reject the hotel because he knew he had to die for it to work.
its not like it hasnt happende before with other shows, most descriptions of them were made up by Italians long after the new testament came out anyways
part of me says either not anytime soon or at eats late endgame or never. vivzi has done a pretty decent job avoiding any of the more respected figures in Judeo-Christian for the most part in like the past years. Adam and a brief cameo of saint peter is all we get, and everyone else in heaven is an original OC. I feel this is intentional to avoid major drama. we are probably only gonna getting references to demon lore in greater detail.
Vivz seems to scare to bring out the big boys of Heaven and thats why we are stuck with mostly OC angels. If Adam, who is just a mortal soul turned Angel could give them a hard time, then big bro Michael is going to be nightmare to deal with.
>big bro Michael is going to be nightmare to deal with.
There are many choices how they could portray him:
1. As a Stoic general who doesn't like to show off but is very professional.
2. As an intimidating mob guy, fulfilling odd jobs for the "big boss."
3. As a rational, compassionate angel who sees the good in what Charlie is doing with the hotel.
4. As a professional low-ranking soldier, but everyone is wary of him, even the angels in heaven because he was able to expel a higher-ranking seraph.
5. As a fanatical mercenary: DEUS VULT!
6. As annoying but unrelenting force of nature (imagine Detective Mumbly from those old Hanna-Barbera shorts) who never stops attacking (Hell is the only place he doesn't go.)
7. As a stern big bro to Luci, mildly dismissive of the seraph-brother he threw out of heaven.
I can definitely see #3, 4 and 7 happening. Michael definitely need to be done carefully because he’s always been a certified badass. Ruining him would make him completely pointless so I can definitely see Lucifer shitting his pants when he arrives, only for him to be super chill and actually like Charlie, but also send a message with a Judgement Cut on a higher ranking demon. Maybe even on Alastor, which leaves him permanently shook.
>1. As a Stoic general who doesn't like to show off but is very professional.
This one kind of works, but Michael is usually portrayed as fairly empathetic. >2. As an intimidating mob guy, fulfilling odd jobs for the "big boss."
Maybe more Gabriel's role. He's the one who 'sends a message' >3. As a rational, compassionate angel who sees the good in what Charlie is doing with the hotel.
Works. If Raphael is used, he could fill this role though, being the most kind-hearted of the named Archangels. >4. As a professional low-ranking soldier, but everyone is wary of him, even the angels in heaven because he was able to expel a higher-ranking seraph.
Could work. >5. As a fanatical mercenary: DEUS VULT!
This one probably fits Uriel. >7. As a stern big bro to Luci, mildly dismissive of the seraph-brother he threw out of heaven.
Also works.
>michael shows up in season 2 >alastor tries starting shit with him and immediately gets BTFO'd because michael has both zero clue who he is and doesn't even register him as a threat
I imagine Michael could be sorta like One Piece's Mihawk in setting. Stern but civil with some rare moments of levity. That and he'd be the guy minding his own business and proceed to nonchalantly demolish an entire sinner operation because they happened to piss off the wrong guy
>Lucifer in his act of trying to show off to Adam ends up being a pathetic loser that is instantly proven wrong in Adam’s death
This pathetic cuck of a character deserves it.
Hahhahahahaahha
Adam literally won and fixed what this moron done.
It seems like an easy way to keep the character. And when you consider that this was done as the Season Finale, they're going to watch public reaction and demand for a 'Demon Adam'.
>He respawns in heaven >But completely de powered and incapable of taking flight because of his fat gut >Having the need to train again and learn to be humble for the inevitable rematch
[...] >He respawns in heaven >But completely de powered and incapable of taking flight because of his fat gut >Having the need to train again and learn to be humble for the inevitable rematch
Adam is going to return in his original body with a hole on his chest.
It seems like an easy way to keep the character. And when you consider that this was done as the Season Finale, they're going to watch public reaction and demand for a 'Demon Adam'.
Adam being redeemed would actually mean something because we've actually seen him be a piece of shit unlike the other characters.
No. Adam is coming back with a hole in his chest like Christ did with holes on his hands. In his original body.
>Adam demanded to be ascended?
No. Adam couldn’t save any sinner in hell even if he wanted to. He had to die to get them back.
This show is not based on Christianity. It based on Holly wood version of the after life, Judaism, and hint of Gnosticism. There is no God (Jesus) in this show.
No. Adam is literally a far better father to the sinners than Lucifer ever was.
Lucifer is a big fricking idiot in this show who that is utterly mocked by how much better Adam is than him.
Alastor and Lucifer try to show themselves off and how powerful they are, when their acts are worthless trash in comparison to Adam’s unending love for his children.
You see; Adam is the reason why sinners would want to go to Heaven. Since he fulfills everything that strength, money, and power cannot provide. Love.
Yeah he's coming back, its thematiclly fitting that the demon he killed (Pent) goes to heaven and the Angle that killed him (Adam) goes to hell. Also I really feel like his final moment is meant to be sympathetic. The way he smiles at Lute, him genuinely liking her and just seeing her comforts him. Its getting the audience ready to like him. Plus the shows whole theme is redemption anyway, what's more fitting for a show tackling redemption and forgives than having the season 1 villain get redeemed
I want to believe that anon, but his speech right before dying being the most generic conceited jobber shit ever kinda makes me think he isnt coming back.
It just seems like a bit of a waste to have a show about redemption and not offer the same chance to the antagonists. Adam should be dragged through the mud for sure, but I thought the whole premise is that no soul is destined to be forever damned.
I want him to, because it would be a waste of potential if they killed off such a good character just like that, but at the same time, frick... he got absolutely eviscerated by Niffty, and Viv would need to find a way to explain why he didn't stay dead when killed with an angelic weapon.
>and Viv would need to find a way to explain why he didn't stay dead when killed with an angelic weapon
I don't trust a single thing any of the characters say about the lore anymore. It took these people eons to even figure out you could kill an angel with the weapons they leave lying around. Everyone's gonna find out redemption actually is possible after eons of not believing it. They still don't know how you end up where. I don't think what we were told about angelic weapons is the whole story. Adam blasting Pentious into heaven is a hint towards that, while being just different enough to make you wonder whether or not it applies to all holy powers and weapons.
Did vizzie really pull the cuck card? Lucy mind raped eve and forced her and her descendants to suffer from childbirth for eternity. It wasn't like she was seduced by his manlet charms.
Wouldn't that explain why she left? He tried to "help" womankind by fricking around with Eve and ended up making their lives much worse. Lilith, being a proto-feminist, probably wouldn't like that.
God Alastor really deserved that humbling, Imagine thinking your 1920's ass could beat a dude thats been around for like 10,000 years and is your giga granddaddy. Only Hell's greatest resident Lucifer could beat someone like that
the only legit good content this show produced. frick this shit character. Let him suffer.
yeah like he slaughtered have of heaven's army in the first 30 seconds of the battle and only lost to Adam because Adam has hax immunity despite being a sloppy moron
Technically we dont know everyone's kill count. Those who ran into the shield were fine and Alastor got knocked out early even if he was attacking with the tentackes wielding spears
It was on screen. He put a giant dark magic barrier around the hotel and summoned shadow tentacles that killed like half of Adam's army. Only Adam was able to break through the barrier
I love most of the characters but the series is very good at making their humiliation feel earned and enjoyable as shit.
Still loving Alastor but yeah.
>RIP VAGGIE'S c**t MOUTH OUT HER ASS >will you just... chill, Lute, frick
Hardest I have laughed by far in this entire fricking show. Adam was a fantastic character and I hope he comes back as a demon in S2.
I worry she'd quickly jump to trying to kill him saying he's tainted, but hope she'd have a bigger conflict. Maybe trying to work something out for him.
Would be cool if in that scenario, Lute goes postal on the hotel just as he is finally getting his shit together and realizing what a dickhead he's been
>Adam tries to stop her >Lute has a meltdown between seeing him as a sinner and now him trying to stop her from destroying the place and everyone in it. >Freaks out thinking he's been corrupted but directs her anger toward Charlie instead rather than gun for him immediately >Big brawl breaks out and chaos ensues >Lute causes damage but is inevitably repelled >Someone tries to kill her. Could maybe implement Roo into it to cause more chaos or just to remove this annoying Angelgay since she's failed >Adam takes the blow for her >Lute momentarily 404s >Adam comforts her, admitting he was kind of an butthole before, but he still thinks Lute is great >'Dies' >Maybe at this point Roo strolls in mocking all this bullshit before banishing Lute to some horrid rape dimension to mess with later >Adam respawns back in heaven >"Frick yeah I'm back b***hes!" >Lute doesn't come back >"Oh shit!" >Genuinely works with the hotel to figure out what the frick is going on and save Lute
That got me thinking
All angels in heaven have some form of animalistic or eldritch appearance while sometimes including multiple eyes, with athe exceptions being human souls that can choose to be just human and the seraphim that can change their appearances at will
But not lute, she was pale, white hair, and wrathful. No special quirks or anything besides an incredible tolerance to Adam's bullshit
Guys, what if she was a hellborn that Adam demanded to be ascended? What if Adam is a demon fricker?
I said HELLBORN, sinners a whole different category
He is a weird bastard. And probably felt interested in having someone fierce from the same species as verosika to be his right hand because that's badass, interest that slowly evolved into love
Hellborn are exempt from extermination so there's that someone who was accidentally harmed during the first purges
Hellborn are fricked and evil. So no.
Adam tries to get angels back to heaven (Vaggie) when he has a chance, but it is ultimately their choice to come back to heaven, not his.
He has the most amount of faith in Charlie’s idea and hotel than anyone in hell and heaven, because the sinners make the choice to come there.
When Charlie meets Adam again, she will be surprised by how loving and happy he is with her and her guests.
I hate how bland the background characters are.
How do they enter and sit in those seats? This background is confusing. >inb4 they fly or teleport in there.
I'm criticizing the world building. I'm just supposed to assume that? What if not all angels can teleport or fly? And look at how much ROOM Emily and Sara have to share the space they're in. The rest of the character designs have MAJOR filling up space energy to them.
I have this issue because this was how Viv composed her Die Young music video, where a bunch of bland npc looking creatures just exist to make her main character more important.
Notice in comparison the jedi council scene. You can fill the background characters up with weirdos, but if you put some real thought into it, you can really imply that these characters have significance in the world they live in.
When you create a bland easy to produce design, like all those owl things, it's more to say that these are drones, they don't have significance. So I understand that, but were Imps in hell have been established to be servants to higher demons, what are these mother frickers there for? Are they delegates, cabinet members? I'm not saying you can't create characters with no significance, but everything about this shot composition doesn't suggest that the creators really thought it through yet. It's just "look! that biblically accurate angel trope you guys love!"
So the lesson of the show is "kill your parents if they get in the way of you justifying or saving yourself?" seeing as Adam is basically the progenitor of all Mankind.
How many people, both in the show and real life, will be mad if Adam materialized back to Heaven again? >I always win, frick you guy! I do what I want!
Better yet, what if he comes back without his memories?
Hellborn are fricked and evil. So no.
Adam tries to get angels back to heaven (Vaggie) when he has a chance, but it is ultimately their choice to come back to heaven, not his.
He has the most amount of faith in Charlie’s idea and hotel than anyone in hell and heaven, because the sinners make the choice to come there.
When Charlie meets Adam again, she will be surprised by how loving and happy he is with her and her guests.
>Hellborn are fricked and evil.
Unless your character has a name, then he or she can be whatever you want
Forget Angelic weapons, Vaggie dropped the roof on Lute and it was just as effective as Angelic weapons
MAYBE Angels can grow parts of themselves back in the long term, like how Vaggie got her wings back, but they clearly arent an invincible army at all
The roof didn't kill Lute though, it trapped her and she tore her own arm off to escape. That physical damage was done by her herself.
You can still be trapped or disabled as an immortal. Chances are that any demon who has tried to trap an angel before has just gotten their shit kicked in by their other angel squadmates.
Dude had a bad day >Try flexing and look cool to the peasants by erecting a big bubble >It quickly gets fricking one punched >Thinks he is hot shit with his spooky warlock powers >Quickly gets bodied by The First Man, called a literal who edgelord, and that his radio/jazz gimmick is homosexual >His hotel gets fricking demolished and has to be rebuild in large part by Lucifer >That joke snake guy he fricked around with actually achieved redemption which he was making fun of as even a possibility >His radio tower is fricked up >Still stuck in some contract
Joblastor is truly the most toothless ninny. He actually had me going there for a second when he threatened Adam like he was actually going to do something.
Im weird because im an Alastorgay but i actually got pissed when Alastor just rebooted back to 100HP off camera and walked over to everyone elses singalong like nothing happened.
I wanted an injured Alastor Charlie and co' had to care for for a month while the V.V.V.'s went berserk around the Pentagram in the meantime.
I concede to ChaggieBro's but this is the only pic of an 'injured Alastor' i have rn
>Alright ladies starting today Im in charge of the exorcist >Wheres Adam? >Hes >YH WHERE IS HE? >HES LIKE A DOG TO ME! >OH YH WELL HES AMONKEY TO ME! >HE IS A MONKEY >A REALLY CUTE MONKEY >MONKEYS HAVE NICE DICKS! >WHOA WHOA LADIES KEEP THE SINFUL TALK TO A MINIMU- >FRICK YOU I ONLY OBEY HUMAN DICKS! >YH GIVE US A HUMAN LEADER WE PRETEND TO LISTEN TO BEAUSE WE ARE SO BUSY IMAGINING HIM FRICKING US! >I MISS ADAM SO MUCH! >I WANT HIS HUMAN SPERM IN MY DIVINE PUSSY SO BAD! >WE WILL LISTEN UNLESS ITS A HUMAN GUY >YOU CRAZY FRICKING bawdS! HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR HUMAN FETISH HAVE THIS MUCH SWAY OVER YOU >IM NOT SEEING ANY HUMAN DICKS SO FRICK OFF I QUIT >I QUIT TOO I ONLY DO THIS SO I CAN MOLEST SINNER HUMAN DICKS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOOKING >ME TOO! >ME THREE! >WELLL I LIKE MOLESTING SINNER PUSSIES! >WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU? >HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE PENISES ARE YOU FOR REAL? >HUMAN DICKS >HUMAN DICKS >HUMAN DICKS >HUMAN DICKS >OH FOR THE LOVE OF FRICK
It's pretty obvious Lilith owns Alastor's soul, but how does that work if she's been chilling on a beach in heaven? Did she make a deal with Alastor and give him a shitload of power to protect Charlie before making a deal with Adam?
Luci was refering to Eve accepting the apple, in this version of the story only she did and her soul was sent to hell and her lineage tainted forever.
Adam both feel betrayed by Eve for listening to Lucifer and angry at him for keeping both his wives away from him in different ways.
The fact we see Lilith in a purgatory type beach proves that they regret their choice and the first wife ended up making a deal with Lute to escape hell. Either Ever wasn't that smart or she and Lilith live together in Purgatory
I think the pardon involved keeping Lilith as a hostage in a purgatory like setting in heaven in exchange for Charlie being safe from exterminations. Right before she was taken away she made a deal with Alastor and gave him his spooky gay deer furry eldritch powers to make extra sure Charlie wouldn't be harmed by angels or demons(Overlords like the V's who intend on taking over.)
Lilith is fricking Roo/Eve.
Adam didn’t make any deals with her. His deal is beating her by paying up the sins of his children.
It’s his most polite way of saying “frick you”.
she doesn't own his soul, it's probably Eve who owns it
in fact, where the frick is Eve? that's right heavengays, she's nowhere near cuckam, so she's most likely plotting somewhere else
Luci was refering to Eve accepting the apple, in this version of the story only she did and her soul was sent to hell and her lineage tainted forever.
Adam both feel betrayed by Eve for listening to Lucifer and angry at him for keeping both his wives away from him in different ways.
The fact we see Lilith in a purgatory type beach proves that they regret their choice and the first wife ended up making a deal with Lute to escape hell. Either Ever wasn't that smart or she and Lilith live together in Purgatory
>and the first wife ended up making a deal with Lute to escape hell.
No, Lute told her that Adam has finally beaten her (Roo). And he now can take his sinners to heaven.
Has you read the New Testament at all?
Yeah that’s what it sounded like to me, and Lute’s taking over for Adam (both the army and the deal he made with Lilith) and is going to make Lilith control Charlie so she can stay in Heaven. The real question is why Lilith wants to be up there in the first place.
Also, since Adam almost killing him made Alastor want “freedom” even more, I wonder if whatever contract he’s under is the true reason why he lost to Adam. Maybe whatever deal he made limits how much power he can use, or stopped him from causing too much harm to an angel (which might be why he resents Lucifer so much, knowing he can’t harm the king of hell and truly take over, at least not yet…)
>The real question is why Lilith wants to be up there in the first place.
homie
have you SEEN Hell
>But her hubby and daughter are down there
I've yet to see conclusive proof Lilith ever gave a shit about Charlie, and while she probably does like Lucifer I'd put money on Hazbin Lilith looking out for herself first and foremost
>Also, since Adam almost killing him made Alastor want “freedom” even more, I wonder if whatever contract he’s under is the true reason why he lost to Adam. Maybe whatever deal he made limits how much power he can use, or stopped him from causing too much harm to an angel (which might be why he resents Lucifer so much, knowing he can’t harm the king of hell and truly take over, at least not yet…)
Stop wanking the fricker so much.
>Hi welcome to the Hazbin Hotel >Hi Im Meg >Hello Meg are you here for redemption? >Oh my yes >Can you fill me in on what you were? >Well I died back in 2000 so im quite young by Hell standards hahhaa >Oh and why did you die? >I was killed by an angry woman >For what? >For having sex with her 5 year old little son I dont know why she was so bad though >..............I see >He wasnt the first kid I had sex with either, Ive doing it for a long time since I was 13 I would make up shit just to babysit boys in my neighborhood and suck their little penises when their parents werent looking >.....I see >Well I suppose God doesnt like that kind of stuff Im down here and there like no boys for me thats just rugged strong men here oh god its horrible! >Well thats certainly hehehe something >But they have kids in Heaven if Im redeemed I can frick all the little boys in Heaven that I want
Does that green light flare up whenever someone's soul is indebted to Alastor or still owes him something?
In this case, Charlie. Lots of cute Charlastor angst coming with their deal.
>Hey look some boring rock orbiting a yellow dwarf star >Hmm water >Ok and now some moving stuff yh thats the stuff moving stuff >Maybe I should make moving stuff that isnt stupid >I call this one Adam tadaa >I AM THE DICK MASTER >Hmm its still stupid a work in progress I suppose now I could just make another one but I think I should automate their creation process by give me a second yes sex >Hey Adam I got something for you say hello to Lillith a woman >Shes the most beautiful thing Ive ever seen thank you God >Shes isnt awake yet so ill leave her here for you to fill things in >Heheh fill things eh >God out >*Lillith wakes up* >Hey c**t Im Adam the man and you are the woman so uh make me dinner >We dont need to eat dumbass >Whoa your feisty >I dont know how but wait what am I saying? Why do I know these things? What? Who? Im here? What? >Babe babe I know self awareness is really freaky but you get used to it >What are you? Adam? A man? Im supposed to put his meat stick in me? What? >Wow God does not mess around if he programmed that into you >But I dont want to >Hahaha sure you do >No I dont >Yh you do >No I dont >Im the only man here and your the woman we are meant to be together >Frick off >*Adam tries to hold back tears* Ok your just waking up I know some time alone will give you time to catch your breathe and see that Im right >Im not wrong I never will be >Whatever you babe I can appreciate you needing space*Adam leaves* >Hey God you there of course you are look this Lllith model aint doing too well you think you could you know like turn her off and factory reset her or something? >Boy there sure is a lot of tasty fruits in this garden even though I have no need to eat, what sort of sadist is behind this >*And then Lillith cucked Adam* >Hey there Adam its God bad news man yh Lillith she fricked up see one of my boys lets call Lucifer yh he had the hots for her and well uh well I guess Ill show you it >WHAT THE FRICK!
>I know right I thought I programmed the the brain to not be shitty but hey prototypes are all about learning about failures dont worry I got you I have a new model im working on that I guarantee wont backstab you >Presenting Eve >Hello my love I am Eve you one and only loyal devoted wife please commit sexual intercourse with me, my dick master >Holy shit shes perfect God way better than Lillith >Lillith? Is that another woman? How could you want someone who isnt me? >No no Eve Babe its ok she means nothing to me. >God out >He always vanishes when I need him the most >So Eve what do you wanna do? >I would like to look at fruits >Wow thats not weird at all >*and some the divine couple spent months in blissful Eden until one day* >Hey new b***h >Huh another human? Did the lord make a new woman? IM ADAM'S GIRL BACK OFF! >Chill you silver medalist Im only here to help you >Adam said you betrayed him you should leave this garden get out >Uh no but hey you see this fruit why dont you try eating it? >Why? >Just eat it ok >I dont wanna >But you stare at fruits >That doesnt mean anything! >You want to eat it >I dont I dont! >You do >I do no I dont >Heres the fruit its coming towards your mouth
say aaaah >No I dont oh what the heck gimme that fruit >Good girl make sure to eat all of it ok >All done it was delicious do you have more >Sure stupid it gave from that tree over there >And if Adam asks why you ate the fruit just say a talking snake told me to >A talking snake? Snakes hiss they cant talk thats so stupid >Just do it you fricking ditz >Fine, now frick off I dont like you being here because you made my Adam suffer shoo shoo get >Frick you I dont want to be here Im just doing something i was asked >*later* >Here my love eat this fruit its fricking good >I dont know babe God said we shouldnt eat this one >Cmon eat it already whats wrong your a scaredy cat >No way I aint no pussy gimme that fruit >Mmm tasty why did god forbid it >*lightning strike* >Oh shit
>Hey Adam and Eve my two most favorite insignificant specs of carbon you fricked up real bad this time just letting you know >Uh it was Eve she made me do it >Blaming your wife thats weak man well then Gadriel if you will >WITH PLEASURE MY LORD >What the frick is that? A human with wings? >Its so pretty look that glowing stick >IT IS THY FLAMING SWORD FOR THY AM ANGEL A DIVINE CONSTRUCT OF THE LORD >It talks weird too >BECAUSE OF THINE ACTIONS THOU HAST BEEN EXILED FROM EDEN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY >Your kicking us out just because of one mistake >You got that right fricker IM GOD I can do whatever I want now get out or Ill modify your genes to make your kids have horrible cancer >What the frick is cancer? >Oh trust me you really dont wanna know >Come on baby maybe the outside of Eden wont be so bad >*they leave Eden* >Theres dirt out here and shit >Its ok my love we are immortal we dont need to anything to survive we can just stay together forever >Yh yh no you are now mortal you humans lived like until your like idk 80ish or some shit if your lucky, lets really weaken that immune system of yours too, and voila you are now just as weak and shitty as non humans on this rock >Oh no Im lame now >As for you Eve you know I was really keen on humans laying eggs but I think a baby stretching your vegana open so hard that it makes you to die is a perfect punishment >I do not apologize for eating that tasty fruit! >Honesty is a good thing Eve your descendants will definitely need it now now my precious lego blocks do not think I have abandoned you I am always here but you like suck now so uh yh God out >Oh frick this is bad >Adam since we are mortal lets continue our lineage >You mean? >Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! >I love you so much Eve! >*hot sex ensues* >*somewhere nearby watching this* >I thought you said it would have made them miserable >I thought it would, humans are toughter than i thought >Fricking prostitute just taking Adam like that, Lucifer frick me now
What if the reason Pentious ended up in Heaven was because Adam purified him with that beam. and it just sort of spawned Pen into a random part of Heaven instead of the gate.
I just gotta say that I'm pleasantly surprised that Adam wasn't a windbag and actually had power proportionate to his ego. When making a loathsome antagonist, so many artists seem to like to make them pushovers, so learning that he could have probably razed hell to the ground himself were it not for Lucifer was pretty cool.
I absolutely expect him to either not be dead or he is alive but in hell. The latter would be a more interesting way to go plot wise. It could set up Adam for liking Hell cuz he's a fricked up dude but Lute is the one who is too obsessed with keeping the status quo.
Congrats to Viv for making me wish for the perma-death of nearly all the main characters by offing the antagonist, takes some serious elbow grease to frick up your writing this badly.
>The antagonist
An antagonist, anon. There's still the Vees, Lute, whatever the frick is actually going on with Alastor, and even Lilith is being positioned as one.
>The antagonist
An antagonist, anon. There's still the Vees, Lute, whatever the frick is actually going on with Alastor, and even Lilith is being positioned as one.
What can the Vees realistically do? Lucifer is now motivated, so he can just vaporize them if they get out of line.
Adam is not dead. He wanted to die so Charlie’s hotel will work.
I think what Adam Adamgay is trying to say here is that Sir Pentious only went up to heaven after Adam died. Meaning in order for redemption to pe possible he had to have died or something idk
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE NOT MY PERFECT BODY! Cinemaphile TOLD ME I WAS BEST GIRL! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOO DON’T HURT MY FRAGILE ANGEL BONES VAGGIE! I KNEEL!!!!!!!!
I am a bit said having Adam gone, I cannot imagine that whatever new main enemy they will have will be only half as entertaining as him. Also his masked design was fricking cool and I am a sucker for butthole villains that have this one person close to them that they get along with and respect, like Lute in this case.
what gives me hope(cope) about adam coming back as a sinner is that supposedly every other exorcist is not a virtous soul but a heaven borne-angel so being a human soul may have him go the opposite way of pentious. Never has a virtous soul been slain, so it makes sense for the rules to apply differently.
I think that even then something would be lost though. What made him cool is that he's an ass that fits right into hell but rules in heaven. With him gone Heaven is missing a loud self-absorbed crazy and feels less interesting. Hell already has an abundance of insane motherfrickers, it would be better if Heaven and Hell were equally fun to watch.
There's still Lute, at least. Although she probably won't be as fun alone as she was when tag-teaming with Adam.
Either way, if Adam were to end up as a demon, I think it'd be interesting to see which one wins: Lute's hatred of demons or her fondness for Adam.
>If he was smart and just wanted to keep doing exterminations he should have stayed away from her and the hotel
Wouldnt Charlie just throw herself in front of whatever sinners he was going to kill next? Also, why didnt she do that before? Her dad was literally a phonecall away and completely willing to do whatever she wanted, she convinced him in a 2 minute song.
Like, solving the extermination issue seems extremely easy in retrospect. There really wasnt a big mystery with lots of side plots about how to harm th exorcists, there wasnt a big sideplot to get Lucifer out of depression. It all happened in a couple episodes through a couple songs.
Anon, Charlie and Lucifer are both moronic. It is true that he probably couldn't have totally avoided her forever but directly targeting and her friends was batshit insane, it makes no sense.
Adam went full moron, hes supposed to kill sinners not hellborn, him touching Charlie violated the terms on the contract with Heaven to Lucifer. Also Lute attempted to kill her own species for a completely selfish reason, she needs to be trialed.
> Charlie and Lucifer are both moronic
Right, that just seems like bad writing to me. I dont think the intention was to portray them as moronic. >couldn't have totally avoided her forever
It was one phonecall. That is all it took, was he really avoiding her? For the first couple episodes it kinda seemed like they were sort of avoiding each other for some unexplained reason. But then it turns he wanted to see her the whole time and she was just incredibly moronic to not use the fact that HER DAD IS THE KING OF HELL. >directly targeting and her friends was batshit insane, it makes no sense.
I am inclined to think bad writing again. Sure, Adam is supposed to be an idiot and Lute is a bloodthirsty goonbut one would think Sera isnt and she would certainly have something in place to not have angels massacred in hell.
3 months ago
Anonymous
People avoid each other due to awkwardness all the time that felt somewhat real to me. I don't hate my mom at all but there are issues with her and my dad's divorce...it's complicated. What makes it weird is that they are the royalty of hell
3 months ago
Anonymous
Right, but you, and 99% of people who avoid each other irl, are not in the circumstances that Charlie is in the show. We dont really know why she avoided her dad, but he literally can solve the very issue that you have made your life goal. At no cost of your own whatsoever. It doesnt seem like she loses anything from relying on Lucifer, and even seems completely relieved that she convinced him in the end. So, at the very most it seemed like an incredibly moronic case of "does he/she actually like me?" misunderstanding on both sides. Which just kills all tension and characterization.
What if you reincarnate when you're kiled with an alignement not fitting your realm?
Demons killed by heavenly powers perma died if they're still evil dicks, but ascend if they change their ways. Same could apply to angels. Those who die evil (like Adam) fall to hell and are reborn as demons, and those who are good and die (not happened yet) stay dead forever.
>those who are good and die (not happened yet) stay dead forever.
That seems counterintuitive and a legit incentive to be evil since it is less likely than somebody good would be willing to kill you than somebody evil. Also, the current state of affairs seems to be that the exorcists were evil so they were evilly killing evil people, which according to your theory, would make the latter revive.
What makes Lute evil is how much of a sadist she is towards her own species, you moron >See angel let one sinner go >dont assume they are getting rusty or just wanted to chase their prey before killing it >instead literally backstab her and leave her for dead
Lute is a monster she was looking for an excuse to murder Vaggie FOR FUN
Vaggie was a race traitor shacking up with blasphemous heathens Exterminating blasphemous heathens and those who consort with them is righteous AND fun
3 months ago
Anonymous
Jesus Christ.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder if there are more Hellsing Ultimate fans among the HH fandom. They are very different in some way but I wouldn't wonder if most people that enjoy one of these series would enjoy the other. HU was as unhinged as it could probably be and another "literally every character is a funny insane psycho that enjoys seeing shit burn".
No. Adam and Lute are simply very scary parents.
Since God isn’t in this show, they’re there to represent him and his attributes. So like God, they will make you scream in horror.
He's not "evil" in the traditional sense, yes, and that's why his meanness is wonderful to watch. He's mean which is interpreted as evil by the characters. Emily is absolutely disgusted by the murder of human souls, and Charlie is working to stop that. Opposing the "good guys", the protagonists, is "bad" or evil. We're not getting super complex with this, cause it's Viv and a writing trope
Yes... he is the Pure Evil antagonist trope... The video I posted literally spells it all out. There's even a pic
Got a pic from the video I posted, which I know you didn't watch. It's not "evil" it's just a trope for a villain or antagonist
from it that has general traits associated with the trope. It's just a name given to the type of character he is to make the character tropes easier to recognize
3 months ago
Anonymous
he cant be evil if he is not doing evil. his backstory is part of his motivation and he had no breakdown.
3 months ago
Anonymous
"Evil" in the context of the emotional story is him killing Sinners for no reason other than Heaven doesn't want Hell to rise against them. It's not "evil" in a traditional sense, but from the protagonist's point of view it's easy to call "murdering innocent souls" evil.
His backstory of what? Being the first Man? We don't get any real details until Lucifer starts taking jabs at him. In the meantime Adam literally sings >And for those of us with divine ordainment, >Extermination is entertainment!
Literally telling Charlie and the audience that he doesn't care about the reasoning, he simply finds exterminations fun. However, at the end of the first episode we also learn that he wants to move up the exterminations because Hell was able to kill an exterminator, which pissed him off. He just wants to kill without recourse.
He literally broke down coping right before Niffty stabbed him. He also fumbled in court trying to justify his behavior and why Angel wasn't in Heaven.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>He literally broke down coping right before Niffty stabbed him.
Because none of the sinners are trying to kill him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, the emotional 3rd Act Breakdown brought on by the protagonists actively or inactively finding the crack in the Pure Evil antagonist's armor
>Because Viv’s Adam is based on Jesus, many people try to accuse him of being an evil sinner and refute his sacrifices for the sinners.
What the frick is going on???
3 months ago
Anonymous
He’s not based on Jesus, what assbackwards shit did you get this from?
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Nta but...have you SEEN the state of Cinemaphile?
Yes.
The answer is yes, Cinemaphile is full of people who are THAT desperate for role models.
>Role Model
No, I see parts of myself in him and empathize with him as a character, like Ken. I get that the authors in both instances intended them to be caricatures, but i think they failed to properly parody because of the events in the story. Here Adam was created to rule over creation on earth and had that taken from him by Lucifer, Lilith, and sinners by extension. Not only was he was robbed of his rightful place and all of his progeny doomed to death because of that original sin, but also had the perfect woman who was created for him stolen away by Lucifer. If I had written Adam his hyper dude bro Machismo would be a mask to hide the pain he feels from the pain of being betrayed TWICE by women who were supposed to be his soulmates. I really love the dynamic between Adam and Lute because it feels like they actually understand and care for each other. I Its made especially clear when Adam lay dying on the ground he looked up to Lute with a genuine quiet smile
>Dies knowing one woman was loyal to him
I want to cry it's not fair bros it's not fricking fair
Adam deserves a happy end
and Lute pleads to him with tears streaming down her face
>Sir Sir! Stay with Me Sir!... ADAM!
That shit hit. I think this show is good at having really strong character scenes like that, Angel Dust getting beat by Valentino, and Alastor meeting with Zestial, but not necessarily how all those moments tie together through the plot and its pacing.
Personally for me seeing Adam and characters like him help me externalize my own shit so I can deal with it through their story and try to do better. I don't see him as a role model but more of a "Literally Me" that can we both a warning light and a beacon of hope.
Speaking of ken, the ending speech in the Barbie movie is the most narcissistic thing I’ve seen said in a movie recently. It’s not about the daughter, it’s about the MOTHER’S daughter.
Biblical Adam is a pretty tragic character and people project that onto hazbin Adam too much
knowing Viv, Adam was probably an irredeemable douche and Lucifer was actually right for taking the other 2 remaining humans away from him
Speaking of hazbin Lucifer, he's also quite a confusing character/plot device
One of my Biggest problems with the show is the end. Literally a Deus Ex Machina
I think in HH, Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve are legit irredeemable people who enabled and pushed wickedness to the Sinners, while Adam has never fallen in the first place and moved on with Lute.
Because Lucifer in this show is a legit moronic hypocrite who has done the creepiest gestures on stealing Adam’s wives from him.
It’s also implied that Lucifer knew Eve (an embodiment of evil) was pretending to be Lilith, and he still banged her, while Adam has shown himself to be solely committed and trusting to Lute.
Lucifer and Lilith have no excuses for their actions.
>you will never become an exorcist >you will never become Lute's right hand after she notices your skills and obedience >you will never find her looking sad and tipsy in her room >she will never look you in the eyes with a look full of stress >she will never sit on her bed and lower her pants right on front of you >Lute will never spread her legs and close her eyes >you will never get told to get on your knees and take care of her down there with your mouth >you will never taste Lute >your tongue will never cause her to just and wriggle silently >she will never start moaning Adam's name only to kick you in the face and tell you to get the frick out >you will never see Lute hiding her face in her hands before she starts crying before leaving >you will never hear her break down on the floor crying for the love of her life >you will never leave her alone
How did vaggie even get the upper hand on her? She was getting dominated the entire fight.. She sees a balcony or something, and then PULLS the spear with a single hand while Lute's entire body force and both her arms are pressing it down, and shoves Lute off of her and somehow makes the entire thing topple ontop of Lute?
Also why the hell did Lute even need to rip her own arm off to get the rubble off? What was the significance of that?
I particularly didn't like the little speech she gave after winning the fight with an cheap environment trap, Lute owing you doesn't give you the right to pop off like that.
I honestly think Vaggie and Lucifer are supposed to look really stupid In hindsight, since they try to proclaim a “superiority” over Lute and Adam, when really. Vaggie and Lucifer the most shallow and trashy people in the show who have no real idea what is going on.
Look at happens when Lute mourns after Adam, Lute and Lucifer look like bad people whose mercy was a mere lie on the most defeated people.
she did take his halo before she left, maybe she can get his powers with that
and if she gets his powers then i would argue that she's way more dangerous since she doesn't frick around like adam did
she did take his halo before she left, maybe she can get his powers with that
and if she gets his powers then i would argue that she's way more dangerous since she doesn't frick around like adam did
I don’t think Lute is supposed to be dangerous at all in S2. She’s a vulnerable woman at her core who was protected by Adam’s more relax and calculated mind.
So when Adam eventually reappears, with a hole in his chest, it will be a really enduring moment.
Am I the only one who can't associate Adam's face with his character at all? I don't have a problem with the design itself but it doesn't fit the character and voice in the slightest. I'd rather he's an eldritch monster underneath or something else. Lute too to a lesser extent but <<<<masked version
i got two questions
1. since they are called cannibals what do they actually eat? it wouldn't really be cannibalsm if they eat other sinners or if they eat imps and what not
2. so did all the cannibals die in the hotel attack? i didn't see any around after the fight so is rosie without any cannibals to rule over?
Dont they just eat each other? Sinners only truly die from Angel weapons.
I dont think every cannibal went to fight and you do see survivors, the episode probably just dont have the time to give them any more dedicated screen moments
i got two questions
1. since they are called cannibals what do they actually eat? it wouldn't really be cannibalsm if they eat other sinners or if they eat imps and what not
2. so did all the cannibals die in the hotel attack? i didn't see any around after the fight so is rosie without any cannibals to rule over?
>They try to eat Adam’s body. >It disappears. >Rosie panics.
You think they'd have second thoughts on eating the corpse of the first man (that is also an angel) and what cosmic fricker it would cause eating the progenitor father like that
If I could change one thing about his character it would be to make him fatherly towards his exterminators and not want to kill Vaggie, but instead try and get her back and keep her away from AntiChrist influence.
It's always worse when a bad guy you like is dying because they didn't have a proper conclusion to their arc and didn't really die on a high note. I was baffled when noticed I felt like tearing up after reading some transformer comic that had Megatron executed at the end. It was a sensible choice and I saw it coming, but man. You can't wash that feeling of tragedy away and it feels like an open task you can never finish.
It's honestly related to why I prefer good ends with a bittersweet note, because they live on. A pure happy end is just a fully concluded story I don't feel like adding anything to or saying anything more about. Loss and longing is what motivates people to create.
I knew he was gonnna go down the second ge got too wienery. I jist hope to see him again, art leqst in the background as a demon or something. I feel so fricked up for liking him so bad god what the frick is wrong with me, why do i want him so bad
He was genuinely funny. You don't get guys like him that often, especially not as high-ranking rulers of heaven. At best you see some of those buttholes once as an one-off bully or a dude the regrets his actions right an episode later, but not like that.
Add to this his cool design and mask, the wings, the songs, voice and his gestures and movements that helped a lot conveying his frickery. And you have a cool character like Lute as his side kick on top of it. I also think the color scheme white/gold/black is pretty cool.
I did but ahe hugs him instead butit, looks like shit and I need to be sober to make it look acceptable
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I feel you anon, Adam’s death hits hard and I knew that he was going to die anyway(all of my favorite fictional characters always die)
I just want to hold him while he cqlls me gay
I think I have a thing for reticent female evil sidekicks. I liked Peridot a lot as well when she was still working with Jasper, I wish this role was more common.
>Adam comes back as a demon >"Frick, I thought I would get to fricking enjoy sweet oblivion" >"Why is my voice so fricking high-pitched" >"Wait, where's my...
Tune in for little girl Adam's adventure at Hazbin Hotel
I think I have a thing for reticent female evil sidekicks. I liked Peridot a lot as well when she was still working with Jasper, I wish this role was more common.
>charlie and friends killing all the other exorcists with weapons >it comes to Adam, who is the reason why all the other exorcists are sent down there >nu uh, charlie says he deserves mercy!
what does charlie mean by this
>oh no le reddit
i don't care, i'm gonna quote a redditor anyway
"One of the TV/Movie tropes I find funniest is when the hero rips through hundreds of henchmen to get to the big bad guy, then has a moment where they refuse to kill the BBG because they're too moral or good or "I'm not like you" and either take them to prison instead or kill them (but only after the evildoer forces their hand).
There are hundreds of corpses in the hero's wake, many of whom were just doing a security job. But the evil megalomaniac psychopath who hired them all needs to be spared.
It's like eating a whole bag of doritos, getting to the last one, and saying, "No, I'm on a diet."
"
He was a legitimately likable butthole character.
Is it weird that I actually am rooting more for the exorcists and want Lute to get revenge on Vaggie and avenge Adam? I don't actually care about Vaggie or Charlotte or whoever because they're all just pawns in Alastor's game anyways and I'd rather root for Lute.
I'm actually a little upset because I know that will never happen.
>omg he smiled before dying, he's so relatable and nice
Are you fricking delusional? The man never gave anybody an ounce of respect. He was only supportive of Lute when she was reinforcing his own points, i.e. during the trial. Regardless of if you think he's right about sinners, he was a bona-fide butthole. Literally a heaven frat bro.
>He was only supportive of Lute when she was reinforcing his own points, >Adam restraining his lover is bad! He should just make her go free like Lilith and Eve as if nothing bad will happen.
Being supportive also means saying “no” anon. Like Lute does to Adam.
He a true bro.
Lute was a ride or die.
They are goals.
They stole the show and our hearts.
You can literally go on Tiktok and Insta and see leagues of Gen Z and Gen Alpha girls saying Adam was right and that they wish they could be exterminator valkyries for someone like Adam and getting to live life with the same energy Lute has.
Only reddit, here, and other nerd hangouts has people who don't like Adam, and even in these places you all are minorities.
you know the writers could've easily made some commentary that the entire reason adam's the head of the exterminators is as some ironic hell punishment because of him eating the fruit where he's forced to slaughter his own descendants who became wicked as a result of his own sins for eternity
No. Adam is there to die and be resurrected since he needs to take on the role of representing his father, God, as a sinless man with his attributes. Or else, heaven cannot work.
Was Sir Pentious a snake rather than a human back when he was alive? Was Angel Dust a big spider before he died? Death alters a man's appearance in this setting. People assumed that Adam's appearance had been altered the same way.
>"Have a one eyed midget stab my magnum opus will they?" >"Well this time I'm gonna make him stab proof!" >"And Devil proof! I'd like to see that faliure of a son of mine punch something thats Devil proof!"
It was stated that only angelic weapons can kill angels and likewise only angelic weapons can perma kill demons as well.
Their weapons are special basically. The entire finally was supposedly fought using those weapons or weapons made with them at least.
When Adam was killed by an angelic dagger that's it, he's dead, he's dead dead.
Of course the writers can write whatever the frick they want but bringing him back would contradict what they established already unless they come up with a very special reason to justify it like god literally showing up and snapping his fingers to resurrect him, and god isn't supposed to exist in this universe but maybe he does, that's what it'd take to bring back Adam a literal out of nowhere twist.
This is purely speculation but Pentious wasn't killed by any angelic weapon, he died by a holy beam. Something Adam could have done all along but actually held back on those until the last moment.
My guess is that death by holy beam does not lead to permanent death like a proper angelic weapon kill and it might be like a regular death which demons can respawn from or worse perhaps it has purifying properties and that's why he avoids using it if he can.
Anyway TL;DR Adam is dead and not even the dragon balls can bring him back, stop coping.
Yeah that's true, that kinda makes them not seem very invulnerable or strong either, it's actually surprising they were able to genocide Hell for so long with no real opposition.
Maybe non angelic weapons can't cut/pierce them but heavy objects can still immobilize them?
And Lute didn't die from being crushed or even ripping off her own arm so that's at least something to consider.
To be fair I don't think this aspect of the series was very well thought out, I assume the creator was more concerned with musicals than polishing the power scaling of the characters and properly defining things like their durability or strength.
yeah it's literally so dumb, if every one buys angelic weapons since that's the only stuff that can kill angels. We know overlords have them and even imps can get them if they know the right places and have money like striker. How had no tried before camilla, I mean even as like a last ditch effort. Your telling me no one had tried to idk sperg out with a angelic gun or dagger just wildly slashing in fear? We know they don't even know they aren't invincible so one placed bullet and they'd be gg even adam died to a dagger.
Yeah I assume it's the objects thing but again just referencing the tearing because remember lute tore vaggie's wings off as well. Really maybe she should have focused a bit more on the show instead of the music because only like half the songs are good anyway lol, and her world building is kind of weird same with the plot as how did vaggie really say. Wait we can be killed/harmed b***h your eye is permanently missing after being slashed off by a angelic sword.
Hey am I the only one that wasn't a big fan of the vaggie and camilla b-plot from ep 7? Like the concept was fairly weak and so obvious and pointless. Also the song was shit to me.
one disappointment i had with the finale is that we dont see Charlie giving much of a fight, when its suppose to be Charlie going full rage mode she is quick kicked in the ass be Adam needing to be saved be Lucifer.
i wish CHarlie had at least gave some trouble to Adam before Adam manage to take her down.
>Gets even more love and art after being killed off
Genuine question, but do you guys think Viv expected that Adam would be this well liked by the audience?
Dunno, but it must be fricking awkward to see the representation of your ex so beloved
Yes. She did. Because Adam in this show is a plot twist hero who is supposed to overcome the grave. The same grave that the killed sinners had. So when he died, the redeemed sinners suddenly appeared to heaven.
the best characters are the one that don't overstay their welcome
Deaths don't make sense in this cartoon.
Honestly This, especially now that Snake Dude got to go to heaven, which apparently is the 1st time in all of history that's happened. So is Adam in hell or super hell? was Angel actually right when he said "Where would i even go double hell?" for al the souls already in hell killed again by exterminators. At least best girl still lives
Adam is a winner and will always be a winner. He took his children to heaven.
It would be impossible for Adam to overstay his welcome thoughever
Would be pretty cool tbh, but he was killed by (what id presume to be) an angelic knife, so no respawns
Pentious died a demon and respawned an angel. Makes sense that Adam could die and respawn as a demon.
This, Pent getting blasted with what is supposedly a permakill attack and getting still having a soul to ascended to heaven fricks with all preconceived rules about permadeath in Hazbin
I imagine the Adam Beam didn't actually kill him, but instead he was redeemed and warped into Heaven at that moment where the beam would have killed him because he was selfless.
There was never permadeath. Viv said in one of her streams that Sinner that get killed by Angels don’t actually die for good, and that their souls simply become one with Hell and its architecture.
No she said that's what happened when a sinner is killed by another sinner.
No. It is literally stated that Sinners killed by Sinners just respawn.
Isnt that "I have no mouth and I must scream" tier shit?
>their souls simply become one with Hell and its architecture.
Shes riffing off Pirates of the Caribbean now?
Also, it kinda says something about the writing level when we need a Q&A to make sense of the way the world actually works.
>Dies knowing one woman was loyal to him
I want to cry it's not fair bros it's not fricking fair
Adam deserves a happy end
>Dies knowing one woman was loyal to him
Yeah but she wasn't and had a deal with Lilith to become the Leader of the Exorcists herself.
Fricking b***hes man nothing but hoes and tricks.
It's a tragedy, isn't it? Adam is the modern day Greek hero
It's kind of insane to think Viv might have just accidentally created one of the most tragic stories about how men are treated by just spitballing an LGBT Bible fanfic. Crazy how it's condoned to do legitimately heinous things to someone if they are a "douche".
No Adam and Lilith had a deal and now that he is dead the deal is over
You misunderstud the scene
Adam made the deal with Lilith. With Adam dead, Lute took over naturally and is asserting her new authority with righteous fury for Lilith to control her prostitute daughter, Lute is still loyal to Adam and his vision.
What was Adam the head of? Could it simply be that she is taking over his spot?
You know, "you killed my boss now I'm the boss and here are my rules."
She hates sinners and wants to subjugate and exterminate them as much as, if not more than Adam.
She is literally crying over his corpse
keeping up appearances?
deception?
Why would she bother?
Im pretty sure the ending was saying that Adam and Lilith made a deal that allowed Lilith to stay in Heaven, and now that Adam is dead the old deal is dead to. If anything Lute is trying to shift the deal to be more in Heaven's advantage by telling Lilith to stop being a lazy b***h and do something
>A woman betrays him
>Again
That’s literally how I look irl. From the fricking hairdo to the facial hair. He’s literally me
Now you know what to dress up as for Halloween this year anon
>I meet Viv and roast the shit outta her
>She spitefully depicts Adam as a lookalike of me
>Unironically makes me an /ourguy/ on Cinemaphile
>Mfw Adam is literally me irl
All bro wanted was to be loved, the douchery is just (Based)Cope
His face grew on me
>she reaches out with her dominant arm stump first because she's so distraught
Now I'm sad all over again
I'll give this show credit for at least giving him a decent death. He lost to a legit fight against the strongest guy around and his execution might have been played as a joke but they gave him a legit last shot and let him die with a smile. Maybe he's happy at least he died in battle instead of being spared out of pity by demons. And Lute took it very seriously, it was a good tragic death scene.
Song to adam's death/memorial
%3D%3D
Not enough rock
It's lite rock he'll take it lol, actually it'd be funny if his tribute song is one of those metal Christian bands like no cursing and all god stuff.
They needed more
>Anyway here's wonderwall
Damn, makes me want to write a fanfic.
But I'm 30+ so I won't.
Whats wrong with that? There are definitely women in their 40s who write fanfiction. Give it a try!
Could the redeemed Sinners be inheriting Adam’s golden color scheme.
Bro looks like Tycho from Penny Arcade
I wish I was an angel so badly bros
I would kill so much sinner scum for him
I’ve could’ve saved him I think
He's going to show up at the hotel, looking to be redeemed, as he ended up in Hell.
That or he's going to be a new Overlord in Hell with all the dead exorcists.
>He's going to show up at the hotel, looking to be redeemed, as he ended up in Hell.
If he came back as a demon, I'm assuming he'd either:
Make his own redemption hotel with blackjack and hookers that would ultimately go nowhere but still attract clients...
or
Have to don a disguise and lay low because practically everyone in hell hates him.
>"Have to don a disguise and lay low because practically everyone in hell hates him."
Nawh, thats gay and for b***hes.
He'll come back as a demon and become a overlord within minuts. He made Alistor his b***h, and Alistor was supposed to be the strongest overlord.
The V's will join him
>He made Alistor his b***h, and Alistor was supposed to be the strongest overlord.
Do you think Adam would be a particularly powerful demon, or would he get nerfed literally to hell? What determines your starting demon stats?
>Have to don a disguise and lay low because practically everyone in hell hates him.
I don't think most of them would recognize him even if he was still in his angel garb. Even less so out of it. If he transforms like other sinners, then the only way anyone could actually know is if he blabs about it.
Anyway, I think he'll be back because there are some unanswered questions about him, like how he ended up in Heaven in the first place, and what his deal with Lilith was, and Eve too for that matter. It'd be a waste for one of the important old as frick characters with a relationship history with the other important old as frick characters to die without exploring any of it. The best thing probably would be for him to open his own hotel with blackjack and hookers and becoming an overlord that way. Or become The Church Demon or something.
>I don't think most of them would recognize him even if he was still in his angel garb. Even less so out of it. If he transforms like other sinners, then the only way anyone could actually know is if he blabs about it.
I don't think he'd change much in appearance, Sir Pentious still looked like Sir Pentious when he came back.
We already got more overlords in the show than you can shake a stick at, and since he already got defeated once there isn't any point in having another big battle scene with him again. If he comes back, it's going to be as a level one noob.
WHat better way to show whos boss than killing some nobody overlords, he could even kill that big hand b***h.
It would
>" and since he already got defeated once there isn't any point in having another big battle scene with him again. If he comes back, it's going to be as a level one noob."
You are wrong. It would be worth it since he could meet Lute and make her have to choose betwen her love and loyalty to him and her hate and duty. He could even try to frick over heaven.
Shut the frick up.
I already told you that Adam died for the sinner’s sins.
Stop this stupid shit about Adam being the demon or some fricking bullshit. All of you are dumb to not to see the obviousness of Adam’s true intentions.
Adam is the true reward in heaven. He’s the Christ figure of HH.
If he returns, it will likely be in a flashback.
>That or he's going to be a new Overlord in Hell with all the dead exorcists.
Would be a cool and interesting idea, but I doubt the show would even have the seasons necessary to do an "Exorcist Ghetto in hell" justice.
*gets reincarnated as sexy female imp*
>Oh no!
>A fate worse than death!
>I'm a GIRL!
An imp doesn't work but some kinda female furry with exaggerated sexual characteristics would be hilarious
Going with the established theme of sinner's deaths influencing their demon form he could be a cyclops girl like Nifty
Would be incredibly based if he came back as a demon, after the whole case in episode 6 with him not knowing what gets a soul into heaven and being the obvious example of angels being allowed to do whatever without risk of going to hell.
Having Adam be forced to go to the hotel in an attempt to get back into heaven is such an obvious and fitting plot it would be an absolute shame if they just skipped it.
>Obvious and interesting
I mean it's almost like you think Fujoshits ain't going to fujoshit,.
>gets attached to character
>they fricking die
I hate it here
>Adam gets killed
>None of the annoying ass Vee's get even close to death
I love adam and lute as much as the next guy but you''re literally coping if you think adam will ever be anything more than le douchebag first man. I think his actions are totally justifiable but charlie and her heckin apple daddy are supposed to be the good guys so that's that. Praying for lute revenge arc
Didn't he get stabbed with a "no afterlife" knife?
You are on every thread, calm down my man.
I have to do this shit because every anon here isn’t as smart as me and will think that Adam was a throwaway character for Viv and her crew to hate to vent over, when her crew are like this to him and Lute.
They knew the twist and we didn’t. So that’s why they have problem with his death. He is coming back and they confirmed Lute in Season 2 to sneak in the surprise of Adam’s shocking return and his reunion with the one he loves and trusts the most, Lute.
Why is this Adam so fricking amazing??? He surpassed all of my expectations on a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple?” premise.
Adam himself would’ve died for his children. It’s so simple, but we didn’t expect it since he acted so mean and angry to the sinners and to Charlie/Lucifer, but he had to in order for them to kill him. To save them all.
Would be pretty cool tbh but I don’t think Viv wants to do anything with Adam anymore now that his role as the season 1 antagonist is over.
The spotlight will now shift over to the Vs and whatever sinners may stay at the hotel with some Heaven drama mixed in the bowl involving Lilith, Lute, and possibly the rest of the big angels like Micheal and Gabriel.
If Adam was intended to make a return at some-point, I’d imagine they would’ve already shown him reform as demon in Hell just like how they showed Pentious reform as an Angel in Heaven.
It would make a really cool story beat to have the first man himself try to achieve redemption as a sinner himself at the very hotel he sworn to destroy alongside the other sinners, but I have my doubts.
I Believe
please, PLEASE, take your meds, anon. I promise you will be ok if you do.
It would be kino if Adam in hell as a sinner is what gets Lute to change her mind i.e. being torn between two loyalties of love and duty.
Frick. I have to write this myself don't I?
Anon, Adam is never going to be a sinner. He became sin to die for his children’s sins. But because he was perfect, he will not die. He will be in the heavens.
I want to believe so fricking bad, Adam and Lute are some of the only enjoyable characters and having them separated would feel so wrong
Remember how he apostles felt when Jesus died on the cross?
Jesus was satisfied. They were crying. And the Devil screamed in horror when he realized what was done.
When Adam died, he was satisfied, and Lute was crying, and Roo was completely angry when she realized what was done.
Adam won. Lucifer is a cuck baby loser.
Adam got killed by an angel weapon, did he not? And according to the in-universe canon any undead person killed any angelic weapons or High Authority (God, Seraphim) is instantly out of the universe without a respawn. The only exception is seemingly redeemed sinners who die will respawn in Heaven.
>The only exception is seemingly redeemed sinners who die will respawn in Heaven
Pentious didn't die from an exorcist blade tho, it should be pointed out. He just got blasted with a laser. Maybe that matters.
Who cares? Pentious got obliterated by max smite and he respawned. The weapons are basically just that sort of holy power consecrating a weapon. I doubt Adam was doing that shit under the assumption it wouldn't super kill them
Anon, Adam is the reason why the redeemed sinners end up in Heaven.
Why don’t you realize that Adam is the one who broke the fricking system. He’s getting back up.
Considering the only delineating factor of Angelic weapons from regular ones is a blessing, I would say that pure angel power would have the same effect.
Adam isn't a seraphim tier angel. Funnily enough Lucifer and Charlie should be able to bless (damn?) weapons in teh same way
>Adam ends up outside the universe and encounters Azathoth
I have no idea what you were expecting after, again, the quality of writing demonstrated in Helluva as well as the character notes for him. He's DEAD, Jim.
he was perfect
Reddit consensus just dropped and Adam is officially ugly!
Don’t shoot the messenger Adam gays.
HE LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE SHOW.
Adamgays and whatever the opposite of an Adamgay is are making me fricking schizo he's just another tumblr sexyman what am I missing
Its become a case of people becoming annoyed at Adamgays dominating every conversation about the show.
Not their fault when most characters are pretty boring, also not one of those cucks whined about AD or Alastor getting over. Sounds like they are mad that people like the bad guy, bet Viv is pissed too since he is based off her ex.
Am I supposed to care what Redditgays think?
Reddit represents the common man, so yes. Their opinions are very important. If you don’t agree with them your on the wrong side.
you're*
Good looking out anon. You’re on the wrong side.*
He's not even ugly...
He's a straight white man. That's bad.
I already knew redditgays have bad taste. You don't have to show it to me.
They are not wrong, i want ADAM back, not this fricking pathetic Shaggy version of him
That Adam was never real. You have to let him go. And also the real Adam too cuz he's fricking dead.
it's okay, we didn't see what was under the robe, he might yet still have the thiccness, we can't give up yet
Twitter says otherwise https://x.com/krthurz/status/1753246182430634127?s=46&t=iK6o6R4eJFbr3vJQhL9xiA
That’s X, formally Twitter.
Adam eclipsed Lucifer so fricking hard, it’s amazing.
Lucifer mocks him to death in the fight, but really, Adam is a far better father, lover, and person than Lucifer ever was. Lucifer took his kids and wife away from him, but the “sexist” Adam had a far more loyal wife and came in to take them back.
Get fricked you fricking worthless clown!!! Your brilliance is moronic, your relationships are pathetic, you ruined Adam’s family, your love is minuscule, your righteousness is a pile of fig leaves, and those sinners do not belong to you! You worthless frick face twink.
Adam is the hero and he cleaned up your fricking mess.
Lucifer sucks so much balls, it’s amazing. Vivziepop was giving Lucifer his worthless “Lilith and Eve left you” speech to show that Lucifer was a fricking loser and Lute was the only girl who could be be his wife, since Adam was far better than Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve.
Adam is the true loving father of humanity.
I didn’t think Viv would make Adam absolutely demolish the “sympathic Lucifer” in one episode. But she fricking did.
Adam’s love demolishes Lucifer’s powers, wealth, and intelligence. He is far better than anything Hell can provide!
Lucifer’s hell is much worse than heaven because Adam isn’t there to love them.
Why is reddit always attracting the worst people? People shit on x (for good reasons) but the worst shitters I ever met always avoided twitter since they considered it "toxic" and were afraid of its users, but they all post on shit like reddit and tumblr, even now.
Reddit is full gay and will burn in hell fire like they desire.
>consensus
>looks like a normal guy
>oh em gee he's not a chad thunderwiener, stacysisters, icky!
He's a 7/10 at least. His face is just kind of damaged.
What do you think a normal guy is? 9/10?
Vivziepop humans all look very samey, these are the same homies that will call Stolas' dumb looking human form cute
He looks like a generic hero
Reddit has trash tastes, what else is new ?
>near end of season 2
>Lute and her legion are cutting a swath in hell (right before the heaven and hell team-up finale)
>Lute takes the streets and charges an imposing but surprisingly calm horned demon
>the demon effortlessly dodges all the swings of her sword until she has him cornered
>"This game is over, demon scum. Any last words?"
>"Not bad, Danger breasts."
>Lute's eyes widen
>she pauses
>"Si--A-Adam?"
>the demon flashes the "rock on" sign
>"In the frickin' flesh, babe!"
>"But when did--how did--you were dead!"
>"Not the first time, b***h! Lucy's little singing princess was apparently right about redemption. And APPARENTLY it works in reverse too. Who frickin' knew!"
>"But... I... You don't understand, Adam. I swore I would kill ALL demons!"
>"Well... You got one right here, babe. Don't know why the frick I'm here yet. And apparently I'm not the only one. But hell is forever, right? Do what you gotta do."
>Lute shakes for a moment
>she steadies herself, then, rushes him
>Adam shuts his eyes tight
>a moment passes
>he opens them, surprised to find Lute squeezing him tight in a tearful embrace
>her blade clatters to the ground
>"Adam!"
>Adam hugs her back
>"Missed ya too, Lutenant."
And then I clap.
Nuh huh
Yeah Huh
Okey, is bad and man it breaks my heart so damn much but at least the three V's are still alive. The three will be alright, right? RIGHT!?
The time of Adambros is over
it is now Lute legends turn
I'm calling it now, they'll bring him back in season 2 or season 3 (if it happens)
>ywn be a new angel getting shown around heaven
>meeting the first man and being in awe of him
>he's crass and crude and tries to guess your bra size
>but you can't get him off your mind
>so you follow some rumors and whispers about him having a secret plan
>to gain Adam's approval and praise you approach him and ask to join the Exorcists
>he asks why he should let YOU of all angels in
>"you can't even fricking fight, what do I get out of this?"
>"either prove yourself or stop wasting my fricking time"
>less than a minute later he's pushing you under his robes
>you get to taste the wiener that spawned the ancestors of your ancestors
>a wiener personally handcrafted by the big man himself
>you can barely even fit the whole thing down your throat
>any time you try to touch yourself to relieve the burning heat within he calls you out
>"nuh uh, babe! you wanna fricking cum, you better earn that shit!"
>he grabs your head through his robes and pushes you against his wiener
>tfw facefricked by your greatest of granddaddies
>he makes you swallow every last drop
>"okay, FINE, I guess you can be an exorcist. get used to the view, babe, 'cause you're gonna be seeing a lot more of me soon"
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Why is everyone saying Adam will go to hell? As hot as the idea of him turning into a female succubus is, Adam
>Doesn't steal
>Is selfless
>Sticks it to the man
He'll go to Heaven 2 or something
He'll get more screentime in hell though.
>Hazbin Season 3
>Adam comes back serving as exorcist from Heaven 2, sent to purge Heaven 1 and Hell
THEY WON.
I wish this was the ended we got. Would have made the show a 10/10
That is what we got. We simply have to wait for Adam to return to hug her and all of the children he saved from being in hell forever.
Adam is not a sinner and won’t ever be one.
Lucifer is because he is a big fricking moron that experimented on Adam’s beloved wife and be shown his patheticness in mocking Adam for it.
Adam was in Charlie’s, Lilith’s, and Emily’s side all along. And he had to reject the hotel because he knew he had to die for it to work.
Bro, I love Adam. But take your fricking meds
You literally have no counterpoint because you know it’s the truth.
So when the frick is Michael showing up?How do you think Vivzie will portray him or should portray him?
At this point, I'd rather not
I don't wanna irreversibly associate religious mythos with hazbin characters ever again
its not like it hasnt happende before with other shows, most descriptions of them were made up by Italians long after the new testament came out anyways
should angels' designs really include crosses?
i thought that was more of a humanity kinda thing
No because I don't think Jesus would be very fond of them
Soon Michealbros, soon. He will make that cuck Luci his b***h
part of me says either not anytime soon or at eats late endgame or never. vivzi has done a pretty decent job avoiding any of the more respected figures in Judeo-Christian for the most part in like the past years. Adam and a brief cameo of saint peter is all we get, and everyone else in heaven is an original OC. I feel this is intentional to avoid major drama. we are probably only gonna getting references to demon lore in greater detail.
I think that went out the window once they made Saint Petter the cheerful gay theater kid gatekeeper
Vivz seems to scare to bring out the big boys of Heaven and thats why we are stuck with mostly OC angels. If Adam, who is just a mortal soul turned Angel could give them a hard time, then big bro Michael is going to be nightmare to deal with.
>big bro Michael is going to be nightmare to deal with.
There are many choices how they could portray him:
1. As a Stoic general who doesn't like to show off but is very professional.
2. As an intimidating mob guy, fulfilling odd jobs for the "big boss."
3. As a rational, compassionate angel who sees the good in what Charlie is doing with the hotel.
4. As a professional low-ranking soldier, but everyone is wary of him, even the angels in heaven because he was able to expel a higher-ranking seraph.
5. As a fanatical mercenary: DEUS VULT!
6. As annoying but unrelenting force of nature (imagine Detective Mumbly from those old Hanna-Barbera shorts) who never stops attacking (Hell is the only place he doesn't go.)
7. As a stern big bro to Luci, mildly dismissive of the seraph-brother he threw out of heaven.
I can definitely see #3, 4 and 7 happening. Michael definitely need to be done carefully because he’s always been a certified badass. Ruining him would make him completely pointless so I can definitely see Lucifer shitting his pants when he arrives, only for him to be super chill and actually like Charlie, but also send a message with a Judgement Cut on a higher ranking demon. Maybe even on Alastor, which leaves him permanently shook.
>1. As a Stoic general who doesn't like to show off but is very professional.
This one kind of works, but Michael is usually portrayed as fairly empathetic.
>2. As an intimidating mob guy, fulfilling odd jobs for the "big boss."
Maybe more Gabriel's role. He's the one who 'sends a message'
>3. As a rational, compassionate angel who sees the good in what Charlie is doing with the hotel.
Works. If Raphael is used, he could fill this role though, being the most kind-hearted of the named Archangels.
>4. As a professional low-ranking soldier, but everyone is wary of him, even the angels in heaven because he was able to expel a higher-ranking seraph.
Could work.
>5. As a fanatical mercenary: DEUS VULT!
This one probably fits Uriel.
>7. As a stern big bro to Luci, mildly dismissive of the seraph-brother he threw out of heaven.
Also works.
The four main archangels:
>"Who is like God?" or "One who is like God"
>"God's strength"or "God is my strength"
>"God has healed"
>"The Flame of God"
Or #8:
Literally just Gabriel Ultrakill
>michael shows up in season 2
>alastor tries starting shit with him and immediately gets BTFO'd because michael has both zero clue who he is and doesn't even register him as a threat
I imagine Michael could be sorta like One Piece's Mihawk in setting. Stern but civil with some rare moments of levity. That and he'd be the guy minding his own business and proceed to nonchalantly demolish an entire sinner operation because they happened to piss off the wrong guy
Realistically, could Lucifer beat SpongeBob?
>Lucifer cucks Adam twice
>therefore he cheated on Lilith with Eve
Maybe thats why Lilith fricked off somewhere?
>Lucifer in his act of trying to show off to Adam ends up being a pathetic loser that is instantly proven wrong in Adam’s death
This pathetic cuck of a character deserves it.
Hahhahahahaahha
Adam literally won and fixed what this moron done.
Adam lost, Lucifer lost, Lilith lost, Eve lost, sir pentious won. Accept your new religious cosmology
No. Adam always wanted children like Sir Pentious to be brought over to heaven a long time ago.
So adam CLEARLY respawned in hell righ?
He MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE respawned in hell.
He is double dead buddy. He was the season 1 final boss.
And season 2 antagonist turned ally. He is the Vegeta of this show.
This would be too good and interesting so I know Vivzie won't do it
It seems like an easy way to keep the character. And when you consider that this was done as the Season Finale, they're going to watch public reaction and demand for a 'Demon Adam'.
Would be funny if he still respawn in Heaven.
>Frick you guys, I'm back!
>I win again, just like always!
>He respawns in heaven
>But completely de powered and incapable of taking flight because of his fat gut
>Having the need to train again and learn to be humble for the inevitable rematch
Adam is going to return in his original body with a hole on his chest.
Adam being redeemed would actually mean something because we've actually seen him be a piece of shit unlike the other characters.
No. Adam is coming back with a hole in his chest like Christ did with holes on his hands. In his original body.
This show is not based on Christianity. It based on Holly wood version of the after life, Judaism, and hint of Gnosticism. There is no God (Jesus) in this show.
But Eve is still in hell because of le apple despite otherwise being virtuous. Viv is a brainlet fujo and self hating straight prostitute.
No. Adam is literally a far better father to the sinners than Lucifer ever was.
Lucifer is a big fricking idiot in this show who that is utterly mocked by how much better Adam is than him.
Alastor and Lucifer try to show themselves off and how powerful they are, when their acts are worthless trash in comparison to Adam’s unending love for his children.
You see; Adam is the reason why sinners would want to go to Heaven. Since he fulfills everything that strength, money, and power cannot provide. Love.
Yeah he's coming back, its thematiclly fitting that the demon he killed (Pent) goes to heaven and the Angle that killed him (Adam) goes to hell. Also I really feel like his final moment is meant to be sympathetic. The way he smiles at Lute, him genuinely liking her and just seeing her comforts him. Its getting the audience ready to like him. Plus the shows whole theme is redemption anyway, what's more fitting for a show tackling redemption and forgives than having the season 1 villain get redeemed
I want to believe that anon, but his speech right before dying being the most generic conceited jobber shit ever kinda makes me think he isnt coming back.
Yeah I mean, he got stabbed by an angelic weapon, which - so far - is synonymous with complete soul death with no return
It just seems like a bit of a waste to have a show about redemption and not offer the same chance to the antagonists. Adam should be dragged through the mud for sure, but I thought the whole premise is that no soul is destined to be forever damned.
if nobody dies the steaks arent high
I fricking hope he returns
I want him to, because it would be a waste of potential if they killed off such a good character just like that, but at the same time, frick... he got absolutely eviscerated by Niffty, and Viv would need to find a way to explain why he didn't stay dead when killed with an angelic weapon.
>All those stabs missed his vitals
>and Viv would need to find a way to explain why he didn't stay dead when killed with an angelic weapon
I don't trust a single thing any of the characters say about the lore anymore. It took these people eons to even figure out you could kill an angel with the weapons they leave lying around. Everyone's gonna find out redemption actually is possible after eons of not believing it. They still don't know how you end up where. I don't think what we were told about angelic weapons is the whole story. Adam blasting Pentious into heaven is a hint towards that, while being just different enough to make you wonder whether or not it applies to all holy powers and weapons.
I'm coping by remembering he DOES have a human soul, hes not a normal angel so its gotta be in the cards
>Sinner actually ends up being redeemed
>shows up in heaven
>Emily is absolutely thrilled
>Sera is horrified
EMILY IS GREATEST GIRL
Sera is horrified that the saved human poofed inside their compound instead of just outside the gates.
I think angels and demons should frick off
*I think angels and demons should frick
FTFY
What did you say punk?
So when will the Lute and Lillith lesbian yuri ntr porn start coming out?
when lilith makes a proper appearance
Adam looks like dream
Did vizzie really pull the cuck card? Lucy mind raped eve and forced her and her descendants to suffer from childbirth for eternity. It wasn't like she was seduced by his manlet charms.
I doubt Lillith would tolerate Lucy catching feels for Eve, he was just fricking with Adam.
Wouldn't that explain why she left? He tried to "help" womankind by fricking around with Eve and ended up making their lives much worse. Lilith, being a proto-feminist, probably wouldn't like that.
Lmao FINALLY
I have now officially become Adampilled
God Alastor really deserved that humbling, Imagine thinking your 1920's ass could beat a dude thats been around for like 10,000 years and is your giga granddaddy. Only Hell's greatest resident Lucifer could beat someone like that
the only legit good content this show produced. frick this shit character. Let him suffer.
Al killed most of the angels hes the sinner MVP
yeah like he slaughtered have of heaven's army in the first 30 seconds of the battle and only lost to Adam because Adam has hax immunity despite being a sloppy moron
Technically we dont know everyone's kill count. Those who ran into the shield were fine and Alastor got knocked out early even if he was attacking with the tentackes wielding spears
>he's totally bad ass
>trust me all the cool shit he did was off screen
He's a garbage character because of this shit. Frick him!
It was on screen. He put a giant dark magic barrier around the hotel and summoned shadow tentacles that killed like half of Adam's army. Only Adam was able to break through the barrier
I didn't watch the show, i don't fricking care. He's SHIT!
Seeing Alastor get his shit absolutely pushed in was the best part of this entire show. Frick Alastor. I hope he actually gets killed.
I love most of the characters but the series is very good at making their humiliation feel earned and enjoyable as shit.
Still loving Alastor but yeah.
>RIP VAGGIE'S c**t MOUTH OUT HER ASS
>will you just... chill, Lute, frick
Hardest I have laughed by far in this entire fricking show. Adam was a fantastic character and I hope he comes back as a demon in S2.
Lute is an angel who should be in Hell honestly shes an actual evil fricker. Its not amoral and autistic like Sera its genuine sadistic thrill.
Who cares? Those sinners had their chance and earned damnation.
What will she say when she reunites with Adam after he becomes a demon?
I could see her trying to work something out to get Adam into Heaven. Just like how Lilith made a deal to be there.
I worry she'd quickly jump to trying to kill him saying he's tainted, but hope she'd have a bigger conflict. Maybe trying to work something out for him.
Would be cool if in that scenario, Lute goes postal on the hotel just as he is finally getting his shit together and realizing what a dickhead he's been
>Adam tries to stop her
>Lute has a meltdown between seeing him as a sinner and now him trying to stop her from destroying the place and everyone in it.
>Freaks out thinking he's been corrupted but directs her anger toward Charlie instead rather than gun for him immediately
>Big brawl breaks out and chaos ensues
>Lute causes damage but is inevitably repelled
>Someone tries to kill her. Could maybe implement Roo into it to cause more chaos or just to remove this annoying Angelgay since she's failed
>Adam takes the blow for her
>Lute momentarily 404s
>Adam comforts her, admitting he was kind of an butthole before, but he still thinks Lute is great
>'Dies'
>Maybe at this point Roo strolls in mocking all this bullshit before banishing Lute to some horrid rape dimension to mess with later
>Adam respawns back in heaven
>"Frick yeah I'm back b***hes!"
>Lute doesn't come back
>"Oh shit!"
>Genuinely works with the hotel to figure out what the frick is going on and save Lute
Stop it.
This scenario shut you guys keep doing is stupid.
Think about how sinners get to heaven and how it was somehow changed after Adam’s death.
That got me thinking
All angels in heaven have some form of animalistic or eldritch appearance while sometimes including multiple eyes, with athe exceptions being human souls that can choose to be just human and the seraphim that can change their appearances at will
But not lute, she was pale, white hair, and wrathful. No special quirks or anything besides an incredible tolerance to Adam's bullshit
Guys, what if she was a hellborn that Adam demanded to be ascended? What if Adam is a demon fricker?
>Adam demanded to be ascended?
No. Adam couldn’t save any sinner in hell even if he wanted to. He had to die to get them back.
I said HELLBORN, sinners a whole different category
He is a weird bastard. And probably felt interested in having someone fierce from the same species as verosika to be his right hand because that's badass, interest that slowly evolved into love
Hellborn are exempt from extermination so there's that
someone who was accidentally harmed during the first purges
Hellborn are fricked and evil. So no.
Adam tries to get angels back to heaven (Vaggie) when he has a chance, but it is ultimately their choice to come back to heaven, not his.
He has the most amount of faith in Charlie’s idea and hotel than anyone in hell and heaven, because the sinners make the choice to come there.
When Charlie meets Adam again, she will be surprised by how loving and happy he is with her and her guests.
I hate how bland the background characters are.
How do they enter and sit in those seats? This background is confusing.
>inb4 they fly or teleport in there.
I'm criticizing the world building. I'm just supposed to assume that? What if not all angels can teleport or fly? And look at how much ROOM Emily and Sara have to share the space they're in. The rest of the character designs have MAJOR filling up space energy to them.
I have this issue because this was how Viv composed her Die Young music video, where a bunch of bland npc looking creatures just exist to make her main character more important.
Notice in comparison the jedi council scene. You can fill the background characters up with weirdos, but if you put some real thought into it, you can really imply that these characters have significance in the world they live in.
When you create a bland easy to produce design, like all those owl things, it's more to say that these are drones, they don't have significance. So I understand that, but were Imps in hell have been established to be servants to higher demons, what are these mother frickers there for? Are they delegates, cabinet members? I'm not saying you can't create characters with no significance, but everything about this shot composition doesn't suggest that the creators really thought it through yet. It's just "look! that biblically accurate angel trope you guys love!"
KILL NIFFTY
Niffty is our friend, she's here to help us!
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im just happy she is alright gaygie better pay big time for hurting my wife
So the lesson of the show is "kill your parents if they get in the way of you justifying or saving yourself?" seeing as Adam is basically the progenitor of all Mankind.
Neither Angels or Demons figured out, even accidentally, that angelic weapons are dangerous to angels for thousands of years?
How many people, both in the show and real life, will be mad if Adam materialized back to Heaven again?
>I always win, frick you guy! I do what I want!
Better yet, what if he comes back without his memories?
>Hellborn are fricked and evil.
Unless your character has a name, then he or she can be whatever you want
Demon Adam would be good for narrative, but if he just came right back like nothing happened that would be hilarious.
Forget Angelic weapons, Vaggie dropped the roof on Lute and it was just as effective as Angelic weapons
MAYBE Angels can grow parts of themselves back in the long term, like how Vaggie got her wings back, but they clearly arent an invincible army at all
The roof didn't kill Lute though, it trapped her and she tore her own arm off to escape. That physical damage was done by her herself.
You can still be trapped or disabled as an immortal. Chances are that any demon who has tried to trap an angel before has just gotten their shit kicked in by their other angel squadmates.
Oh boy, Now he's actually ANGURY.
And he cute when he gets upset an angry.
Dude had a bad day
>Try flexing and look cool to the peasants by erecting a big bubble
>It quickly gets fricking one punched
>Thinks he is hot shit with his spooky warlock powers
>Quickly gets bodied by The First Man, called a literal who edgelord, and that his radio/jazz gimmick is homosexual
>His hotel gets fricking demolished and has to be rebuild in large part by Lucifer
>That joke snake guy he fricked around with actually achieved redemption which he was making fun of as even a possibility
>His radio tower is fricked up
>Still stuck in some contract
Joblastor is truly the most toothless ninny. He actually had me going there for a second when he threatened Adam like he was actually going to do something.
Alastor is not mentally well, anon. He never was. He's miserable and the smiles are his cope.
It's Alastover
Im weird because im an Alastorgay but i actually got pissed when Alastor just rebooted back to 100HP off camera and walked over to everyone elses singalong like nothing happened.
I wanted an injured Alastor Charlie and co' had to care for for a month while the V.V.V.'s went berserk around the Pentagram in the meantime.
I concede to ChaggieBro's but this is the only pic of an 'injured Alastor' i have rn
he had to take cover to regenerate health.
>Alright ladies starting today Im in charge of the exorcist
>Wheres Adam?
>Hes
>YH WHERE IS HE?
>HES LIKE A DOG TO ME!
>OH YH WELL HES AMONKEY TO ME!
>HE IS A MONKEY
>A REALLY CUTE MONKEY
>MONKEYS HAVE NICE DICKS!
>WHOA WHOA LADIES KEEP THE SINFUL TALK TO A MINIMU-
>FRICK YOU I ONLY OBEY HUMAN DICKS!
>YH GIVE US A HUMAN LEADER WE PRETEND TO LISTEN TO BEAUSE WE ARE SO BUSY IMAGINING HIM FRICKING US!
>I MISS ADAM SO MUCH!
>I WANT HIS HUMAN SPERM IN MY DIVINE PUSSY SO BAD!
>WE WILL LISTEN UNLESS ITS A HUMAN GUY
>YOU CRAZY FRICKING bawdS! HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR HUMAN FETISH HAVE THIS MUCH SWAY OVER YOU
>IM NOT SEEING ANY HUMAN DICKS SO FRICK OFF I QUIT
>I QUIT TOO I ONLY DO THIS SO I CAN MOLEST SINNER HUMAN DICKS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOOKING
>ME TOO!
>ME THREE!
>WELLL I LIKE MOLESTING SINNER PUSSIES!
>WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE PENISES ARE YOU FOR REAL?
>HUMAN DICKS
>HUMAN DICKS
>HUMAN DICKS
>HUMAN DICKS
>OH FOR THE LOVE OF FRICK
Why didn't Alastor use any angelic weapons with his tentacles like he did on the shield?
Bad writing
It's pretty obvious Lilith owns Alastor's soul, but how does that work if she's been chilling on a beach in heaven? Did she make a deal with Alastor and give him a shitload of power to protect Charlie before making a deal with Adam?
They have both been missing for seven years. So probably right before that.
I think the pardon involved keeping Lilith as a hostage in a purgatory like setting in heaven in exchange for Charlie being safe from exterminations. Right before she was taken away she made a deal with Alastor and gave him his spooky gay deer furry eldritch powers to make extra sure Charlie wouldn't be harmed by angels or demons(Overlords like the V's who intend on taking over.)
Lilith is fricking Roo/Eve.
Adam didn’t make any deals with her. His deal is beating her by paying up the sins of his children.
It’s his most polite way of saying “frick you”.
she doesn't own his soul, it's probably Eve who owns it
in fact, where the frick is Eve? that's right heavengays, she's nowhere near cuckam, so she's most likely plotting somewhere else
He'll be back. Trust the plan.
So is Eve just living out of a dumpster somewhere in hell or something? Did Lucy really rape her just to frick with Adam? How is he a good guy?
Lucifer isn’t a good guy. Adam actually is one and used Lucifer as a means to save his children from being in hell forever.
Luci was refering to Eve accepting the apple, in this version of the story only she did and her soul was sent to hell and her lineage tainted forever.
Adam both feel betrayed by Eve for listening to Lucifer and angry at him for keeping both his wives away from him in different ways.
The fact we see Lilith in a purgatory type beach proves that they regret their choice and the first wife ended up making a deal with Lute to escape hell. Either Ever wasn't that smart or she and Lilith live together in Purgatory
>and the first wife ended up making a deal with Lute to escape hell.
No, Lute told her that Adam has finally beaten her (Roo). And he now can take his sinners to heaven.
Has you read the New Testament at all?
She made the deal with Adam, and the deal is off now that he's dead.
Yeah that’s what it sounded like to me, and Lute’s taking over for Adam (both the army and the deal he made with Lilith) and is going to make Lilith control Charlie so she can stay in Heaven. The real question is why Lilith wants to be up there in the first place.
Also, since Adam almost killing him made Alastor want “freedom” even more, I wonder if whatever contract he’s under is the true reason why he lost to Adam. Maybe whatever deal he made limits how much power he can use, or stopped him from causing too much harm to an angel (which might be why he resents Lucifer so much, knowing he can’t harm the king of hell and truly take over, at least not yet…)
>The real question is why Lilith wants to be up there in the first place.
homie
have you SEEN Hell
>But her hubby and daughter are down there
I've yet to see conclusive proof Lilith ever gave a shit about Charlie, and while she probably does like Lucifer I'd put money on Hazbin Lilith looking out for herself first and foremost
>Also, since Adam almost killing him made Alastor want “freedom” even more, I wonder if whatever contract he’s under is the true reason why he lost to Adam. Maybe whatever deal he made limits how much power he can use, or stopped him from causing too much harm to an angel (which might be why he resents Lucifer so much, knowing he can’t harm the king of hell and truly take over, at least not yet…)
Stop wanking the fricker so much.
Pretty sure it's literal, seeing as Viz loves cucking her villains.
>Hi welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
>Hi Im Meg
>Hello Meg are you here for redemption?
>Oh my yes
>Can you fill me in on what you were?
>Well I died back in 2000 so im quite young by Hell standards hahhaa
>Oh and why did you die?
>I was killed by an angry woman
>For what?
>For having sex with her 5 year old little son I dont know why she was so bad though
>..............I see
>He wasnt the first kid I had sex with either, Ive doing it for a long time since I was 13 I would make up shit just to babysit boys in my neighborhood and suck their little penises when their parents werent looking
>.....I see
>Well I suppose God doesnt like that kind of stuff Im down here and there like no boys for me thats just rugged strong men here oh god its horrible!
>Well thats certainly hehehe something
>But they have kids in Heaven if Im redeemed I can frick all the little boys in Heaven that I want
uhhh you don't think viv would go THAT far, right?
I dont think Seth would allow one of his characters getting turned into pedophiles
Yeah except Herbert.
God I'm going to miss Adam and Lute's dynamic. At least there's the Vs and Huskerdust.
Adam will be back in S2 as a shocking reveal
I dont how to feel about this show other than a mindless desire to worship Emily
Adam shall return.
Chadlastor or Chudlastor?
Does that green light flare up whenever someone's soul is indebted to Alastor or still owes him something?
In this case, Charlie. Lots of cute Charlastor angst coming with their deal.
>Hey look some boring rock orbiting a yellow dwarf star
>Hmm water
>Ok and now some moving stuff yh thats the stuff moving stuff
>Maybe I should make moving stuff that isnt stupid
>I call this one Adam tadaa
>I AM THE DICK MASTER
>Hmm its still stupid a work in progress I suppose now I could just make another one but I think I should automate their creation process by give me a second yes sex
>Hey Adam I got something for you say hello to Lillith a woman
>Shes the most beautiful thing Ive ever seen thank you God
>Shes isnt awake yet so ill leave her here for you to fill things in
>Heheh fill things eh
>God out
>*Lillith wakes up*
>Hey c**t Im Adam the man and you are the woman so uh make me dinner
>We dont need to eat dumbass
>Whoa your feisty
>I dont know how but wait what am I saying? Why do I know these things? What? Who? Im here? What?
>Babe babe I know self awareness is really freaky but you get used to it
>What are you? Adam? A man? Im supposed to put his meat stick in me? What?
>Wow God does not mess around if he programmed that into you
>But I dont want to
>Hahaha sure you do
>No I dont
>Yh you do
>No I dont
>Im the only man here and your the woman we are meant to be together
>Frick off
>*Adam tries to hold back tears* Ok your just waking up I know some time alone will give you time to catch your breathe and see that Im right
>Im not wrong I never will be
>Whatever you babe I can appreciate you needing space*Adam leaves*
>Hey God you there of course you are look this Lllith model aint doing too well you think you could you know like turn her off and factory reset her or something?
>Boy there sure is a lot of tasty fruits in this garden even though I have no need to eat, what sort of sadist is behind this
>*And then Lillith cucked Adam*
>Hey there Adam its God bad news man yh Lillith she fricked up see one of my boys lets call Lucifer yh he had the hots for her and well uh well I guess Ill show you it
>WHAT THE FRICK!
It’s really funny how Adam and Lute are the best parents for the sinners (humanity as a whole).
>I know right I thought I programmed the the brain to not be shitty but hey prototypes are all about learning about failures dont worry I got you I have a new model im working on that I guarantee wont backstab you
>Presenting Eve
>Hello my love I am Eve you one and only loyal devoted wife please commit sexual intercourse with me, my dick master
>Holy shit shes perfect God way better than Lillith
>Lillith? Is that another woman? How could you want someone who isnt me?
>No no Eve Babe its ok she means nothing to me.
>God out
>He always vanishes when I need him the most
>So Eve what do you wanna do?
>I would like to look at fruits
>Wow thats not weird at all
>*and some the divine couple spent months in blissful Eden until one day*
>Hey new b***h
>Huh another human? Did the lord make a new woman? IM ADAM'S GIRL BACK OFF!
>Chill you silver medalist Im only here to help you
>Adam said you betrayed him you should leave this garden get out
>Uh no but hey you see this fruit why dont you try eating it?
>Why?
>Just eat it ok
>I dont wanna
>But you stare at fruits
>That doesnt mean anything!
>You want to eat it
>I dont I dont!
>You do
>I do no I dont
>Heres the fruit its coming towards your mouth
say aaaah
>No I dont oh what the heck gimme that fruit
>Good girl make sure to eat all of it ok
>All done it was delicious do you have more
>Sure stupid it gave from that tree over there
>And if Adam asks why you ate the fruit just say a talking snake told me to
>A talking snake? Snakes hiss they cant talk thats so stupid
>Just do it you fricking ditz
>Fine, now frick off I dont like you being here because you made my Adam suffer shoo shoo get
>Frick you I dont want to be here Im just doing something i was asked
>*later*
>Here my love eat this fruit its fricking good
>I dont know babe God said we shouldnt eat this one
>Cmon eat it already whats wrong your a scaredy cat
>No way I aint no pussy gimme that fruit
>Mmm tasty why did god forbid it
>*lightning strike*
>Oh shit
>Hey Adam and Eve my two most favorite insignificant specs of carbon you fricked up real bad this time just letting you know
>Uh it was Eve she made me do it
>Blaming your wife thats weak man well then Gadriel if you will
>WITH PLEASURE MY LORD
>What the frick is that? A human with wings?
>Its so pretty look that glowing stick
>IT IS THY FLAMING SWORD FOR THY AM ANGEL A DIVINE CONSTRUCT OF THE LORD
>It talks weird too
>BECAUSE OF THINE ACTIONS THOU HAST BEEN EXILED FROM EDEN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY
>Your kicking us out just because of one mistake
>You got that right fricker IM GOD I can do whatever I want now get out or Ill modify your genes to make your kids have horrible cancer
>What the frick is cancer?
>Oh trust me you really dont wanna know
>Come on baby maybe the outside of Eden wont be so bad
>*they leave Eden*
>Theres dirt out here and shit
>Its ok my love we are immortal we dont need to anything to survive we can just stay together forever
>Yh yh no you are now mortal you humans lived like until your like idk 80ish or some shit if your lucky, lets really weaken that immune system of yours too, and voila you are now just as weak and shitty as non humans on this rock
>Oh no Im lame now
>As for you Eve you know I was really keen on humans laying eggs but I think a baby stretching your vegana open so hard that it makes you to die is a perfect punishment
>I do not apologize for eating that tasty fruit!
>Honesty is a good thing Eve your descendants will definitely need it now now my precious lego blocks do not think I have abandoned you I am always here but you like suck now so uh yh God out
>Oh frick this is bad
>Adam since we are mortal lets continue our lineage
>You mean?
>Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
>I love you so much Eve!
>*hot sex ensues*
>*somewhere nearby watching this*
>I thought you said it would have made them miserable
>I thought it would, humans are toughter than i thought
>Fricking prostitute just taking Adam like that, Lucifer frick me now
What if the reason Pentious ended up in Heaven was because Adam purified him with that beam. and it just sort of spawned Pen into a random part of Heaven instead of the gate.
It does seem important that he didn't show up at the gate and just teleported into their office
The gate is for Earthly souls. It is about the experience of the arrival.
Pentious doesn't warrant the dance number.
Michael is gonna make Adam’s exterminations look like a joke
Would Adam get along with Gabriel ULTRAKILL
Yes.
I wonder he comforted lute when on Adam death and he would be the new angel that would lead the extermination until some goPro stole there job
Would Adam get along with Sans Undertale?
Any drawgays? Draw Adam in Travis Touchdown's outfit.
Your wish is my command, anon
Thank you drawgay.
grossly underrated, excellent job
Damn that's good
>Adam has to kill the seven deadly sins if wants to get back to heaven while also doing side jobs.
>He wins the rematch with Lucifer.
>Adam vs Satan
I just gotta say that I'm pleasantly surprised that Adam wasn't a windbag and actually had power proportionate to his ego. When making a loathsome antagonist, so many artists seem to like to make them pushovers, so learning that he could have probably razed hell to the ground himself were it not for Lucifer was pretty cool.
>Adam based his mask around Lute’s head
It’s so cute.
I absolutely expect him to either not be dead or he is alive but in hell. The latter would be a more interesting way to go plot wise. It could set up Adam for liking Hell cuz he's a fricked up dude but Lute is the one who is too obsessed with keeping the status quo.
Bye, b***h!
Congrats to Viv for making me wish for the perma-death of nearly all the main characters by offing the antagonist, takes some serious elbow grease to frick up your writing this badly.
>The antagonist
An antagonist, anon. There's still the Vees, Lute, whatever the frick is actually going on with Alastor, and even Lilith is being positioned as one.
What can the Vees realistically do? Lucifer is now motivated, so he can just vaporize them if they get out of line.
Adam is not dead. He wanted to die so Charlie’s hotel will work.
Give it a break you obsessive moron, this is just spam at this point
>Lute backing up Adam's pre-extermination speech
Friendly reminder that Lute is the perfect woman
Nta but...have you SEEN the state of Cinemaphile?
Yes.
The answer is yes, Cinemaphile is full of people who are THAT desperate for role models.
>tfw hate the demons and love the angels
it's over
literally what happened and now that adam is dead no one can ever be redeemed again.
I think what Adam Adamgay is trying to say here is that Sir Pentious only went up to heaven after Adam died. Meaning in order for redemption to pe possible he had to have died or something idk
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE NOT MY PERFECT BODY! Cinemaphile TOLD ME I WAS BEST GIRL! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOO DON’T HURT MY FRAGILE ANGEL BONES VAGGIE! I KNEEL!!!!!!!!
>Cinemaphile TOLD ME I WAS BEST GIRL!
She still is.
>Vaggie gives le epic pwnage speech
>Lute just breaks off her arm and goes back to fighting her
She's perfect.
you can actually see her chocking the shit out of vaggietales in one scene and she only has one arm. My girl is lethal
I am a bit said having Adam gone, I cannot imagine that whatever new main enemy they will have will be only half as entertaining as him. Also his masked design was fricking cool and I am a sucker for butthole villains that have this one person close to them that they get along with and respect, like Lute in this case.
what gives me hope(cope) about adam coming back as a sinner is that supposedly every other exorcist is not a virtous soul but a heaven borne-angel so being a human soul may have him go the opposite way of pentious. Never has a virtous soul been slain, so it makes sense for the rules to apply differently.
I think that even then something would be lost though. What made him cool is that he's an ass that fits right into hell but rules in heaven. With him gone Heaven is missing a loud self-absorbed crazy and feels less interesting. Hell already has an abundance of insane motherfrickers, it would be better if Heaven and Hell were equally fun to watch.
There's still Lute, at least. Although she probably won't be as fun alone as she was when tag-teaming with Adam.
Either way, if Adam were to end up as a demon, I think it'd be interesting to see which one wins: Lute's hatred of demons or her fondness for Adam.
Lute is so fricking aggro, I love her
Destroy that ass? How about I destroy that skibidi GYATT of yours, Lute
>acts all proud about her lines
hehehe
He's not gone for good because there'll be flashbacks at least of the deal he made with Lilith
Ngl I'm excited to see them interact
>so there is one being in hell I know could curbstomp me and is watching this right now
>guess I'll kill his daughter
WHAT WAS HE THINKING
>I am watching everything my daughter is fighting for be destroyed
>Only intervene at the last possible second
I dont get it
He intervened precisely when she was threatened. Touching her is his one true berserk button, Adam really fricked up
If he was smart and just wanted to keep doing exterminations he should have stayed away from her and the hotel, it was always a dumb move
>If he was smart and just wanted to keep doing exterminations he should have stayed away from her and the hotel
Wouldnt Charlie just throw herself in front of whatever sinners he was going to kill next? Also, why didnt she do that before? Her dad was literally a phonecall away and completely willing to do whatever she wanted, she convinced him in a 2 minute song.
Like, solving the extermination issue seems extremely easy in retrospect. There really wasnt a big mystery with lots of side plots about how to harm th exorcists, there wasnt a big sideplot to get Lucifer out of depression. It all happened in a couple episodes through a couple songs.
Anon, Charlie and Lucifer are both moronic. It is true that he probably couldn't have totally avoided her forever but directly targeting and her friends was batshit insane, it makes no sense.
Adam went full moron, hes supposed to kill sinners not hellborn, him touching Charlie violated the terms on the contract with Heaven to Lucifer. Also Lute attempted to kill her own species for a completely selfish reason, she needs to be trialed.
> Charlie and Lucifer are both moronic
Right, that just seems like bad writing to me. I dont think the intention was to portray them as moronic.
>couldn't have totally avoided her forever
It was one phonecall. That is all it took, was he really avoiding her? For the first couple episodes it kinda seemed like they were sort of avoiding each other for some unexplained reason. But then it turns he wanted to see her the whole time and she was just incredibly moronic to not use the fact that HER DAD IS THE KING OF HELL.
>directly targeting and her friends was batshit insane, it makes no sense.
I am inclined to think bad writing again. Sure, Adam is supposed to be an idiot and Lute is a bloodthirsty goonbut one would think Sera isnt and she would certainly have something in place to not have angels massacred in hell.
People avoid each other due to awkwardness all the time that felt somewhat real to me. I don't hate my mom at all but there are issues with her and my dad's divorce...it's complicated. What makes it weird is that they are the royalty of hell
Right, but you, and 99% of people who avoid each other irl, are not in the circumstances that Charlie is in the show. We dont really know why she avoided her dad, but he literally can solve the very issue that you have made your life goal. At no cost of your own whatsoever. It doesnt seem like she loses anything from relying on Lucifer, and even seems completely relieved that she convinced him in the end. So, at the very most it seemed like an incredibly moronic case of "does he/she actually like me?" misunderstanding on both sides. Which just kills all tension and characterization.
What if you reincarnate when you're kiled with an alignement not fitting your realm?
Demons killed by heavenly powers perma died if they're still evil dicks, but ascend if they change their ways. Same could apply to angels. Those who die evil (like Adam) fall to hell and are reborn as demons, and those who are good and die (not happened yet) stay dead forever.
>those who are good and die (not happened yet) stay dead forever.
That seems counterintuitive and a legit incentive to be evil since it is less likely than somebody good would be willing to kill you than somebody evil. Also, the current state of affairs seems to be that the exorcists were evil so they were evilly killing evil people, which according to your theory, would make the latter revive.
Not perfect, but would be a logical conclusion to bringing adam bac
>Woo yh to murdering Vaggie
Wth angels are supposed to oppose killing their own as murder is human primitive behavior.
Always kill a traitor before an enemy, anon.
Vaggie was no threat there was no need to kill her, this is just ridiculous sadism
>Adam called her one of his top girls
>got the upper hand on Lute
Vaggie could be considered a threat to cannonfodder exorcists
Vaggie is the one who told Charlie
>lol give up angels cant see reason just hide out during the extermination k bb
Frick you Lute you scum
Lute made her daughters obedient and scared.
Is that why Adam, who wanted to save his human children, tried to get Vaggie back to heaven?
Now that Lucifer can solve all of Charlie's problems (aside from -maybe- her deal with Alastor), there's no stakes in S2.
Maybe Lilith will frick him up emotionally, idk. Or Lute will figure out some way to defeat him as revenge for Adam.
>Lute manages to convince Michael to let her channel his power, because he's retired and just wants to grill, for God's sake.
>Lute ends up with the flaming sword
Kino.
His forcefield no selling angel attacks is a serious feat
Adam is still a jobber as he has only 2 wings, this confirms Emily would solo all of Hell except Lucifer
Name two characters Adam jobbed to.
Lucifer and Niffty
how can adam be so likeable
He is funny and not an edgy tryhard
Pure Evil trope
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Hes not evil though just mean. Lute on the otherhand is genuinely evil.
>Smiting sinner shitters
>Evil
She just enjoys her job
What makes Lute evil is how much of a sadist she is towards her own species, you moron
>See angel let one sinner go
>dont assume they are getting rusty or just wanted to chase their prey before killing it
>instead literally backstab her and leave her for dead
Lute is a monster she was looking for an excuse to murder Vaggie FOR FUN
Vaggie was a race traitor shacking up with blasphemous heathens Exterminating blasphemous heathens and those who consort with them is righteous AND fun
Jesus Christ.
I wonder if there are more Hellsing Ultimate fans among the HH fandom. They are very different in some way but I wouldn't wonder if most people that enjoy one of these series would enjoy the other. HU was as unhinged as it could probably be and another "literally every character is a funny insane psycho that enjoys seeing shit burn".
Imagine what sins he committed to end up at hell.
Lute did nothing wrong.
Most likely an evil midget.
Imagine Vaggie finding the same kid only to find out it's a midget.
Its a cannibal.
No. Adam and Lute are simply very scary parents.
Since God isn’t in this show, they’re there to represent him and his attributes. So like God, they will make you scream in horror.
He's not "evil" in the traditional sense, yes, and that's why his meanness is wonderful to watch. He's mean which is interpreted as evil by the characters. Emily is absolutely disgusted by the murder of human souls, and Charlie is working to stop that. Opposing the "good guys", the protagonists, is "bad" or evil. We're not getting super complex with this, cause it's Viv and a writing trope
Its called being an antagonist. not bad or evil. He is an egotistical butthole but everything he said and did was correct.
Protagonists are useless sacks of shit that got saved by the plot harder than daenerys targaryen and allied with unrepentant monsters.
Adam acted like a jerk so he can get the sinners super pissed enough to kill him.
Yes... he is the Pure Evil antagonist trope... The video I posted literally spells it all out. There's even a pic
from it that has general traits associated with the trope. It's just a name given to the type of character he is to make the character tropes easier to recognize
he cant be evil if he is not doing evil. his backstory is part of his motivation and he had no breakdown.
"Evil" in the context of the emotional story is him killing Sinners for no reason other than Heaven doesn't want Hell to rise against them. It's not "evil" in a traditional sense, but from the protagonist's point of view it's easy to call "murdering innocent souls" evil.
His backstory of what? Being the first Man? We don't get any real details until Lucifer starts taking jabs at him. In the meantime Adam literally sings
>And for those of us with divine ordainment,
>Extermination is entertainment!
Literally telling Charlie and the audience that he doesn't care about the reasoning, he simply finds exterminations fun. However, at the end of the first episode we also learn that he wants to move up the exterminations because Hell was able to kill an exterminator, which pissed him off. He just wants to kill without recourse.
He literally broke down coping right before Niffty stabbed him. He also fumbled in court trying to justify his behavior and why Angel wasn't in Heaven.
>He literally broke down coping right before Niffty stabbed him.
Because none of the sinners are trying to kill him.
Yes, the emotional 3rd Act Breakdown brought on by the protagonists actively or inactively finding the crack in the Pure Evil antagonist's armor
Go back to that stupid tv tropes site.
is killing rapists evil
Got a pic from the video I posted, which I know you didn't watch. It's not "evil" it's just a trope for a villain or antagonist
this proves nothing. adam did nothing wrong
Villains and antagonists and "evil" characters can do no wrong and still lose
>Because Viv’s Adam is based on Jesus, many people try to accuse him of being an evil sinner and refute his sacrifices for the sinners.
What the frick is going on???
He’s not based on Jesus, what assbackwards shit did you get this from?
Soooooooooooooooo
would Emily be horrified to learn that the angels that died were butchered up and served as a meal? They were evil but still...
That would be a great insult to heaven, imagine sending them a "happy meal" made with 100% angel beef
I was thinking about that. We should have gotten a shot of the cannibal colony having a big angel feast with Adam as the centerpiece dish
I really want to kiss Adam
Chill, Lute.
>You know you love it!
Adam needed a second song
>Couldn't even kill the devil
Pathetic
The Devil defeated himself by getting Adam killed.
>Role Model
No, I see parts of myself in him and empathize with him as a character, like Ken. I get that the authors in both instances intended them to be caricatures, but i think they failed to properly parody because of the events in the story. Here Adam was created to rule over creation on earth and had that taken from him by Lucifer, Lilith, and sinners by extension. Not only was he was robbed of his rightful place and all of his progeny doomed to death because of that original sin, but also had the perfect woman who was created for him stolen away by Lucifer. If I had written Adam his hyper dude bro Machismo would be a mask to hide the pain he feels from the pain of being betrayed TWICE by women who were supposed to be his soulmates. I really love the dynamic between Adam and Lute because it feels like they actually understand and care for each other. I Its made especially clear when Adam lay dying on the ground he looked up to Lute with a genuine quiet smile
and Lute pleads to him with tears streaming down her face
>Sir Sir! Stay with Me Sir!... ADAM!
That shit hit. I think this show is good at having really strong character scenes like that, Angel Dust getting beat by Valentino, and Alastor meeting with Zestial, but not necessarily how all those moments tie together through the plot and its pacing.
Personally for me seeing Adam and characters like him help me externalize my own shit so I can deal with it through their story and try to do better. I don't see him as a role model but more of a "Literally Me" that can we both a warning light and a beacon of hope.
Adam was a monster who gloried in sending more or less innocent souls to oblivion and he died like a b***h CASE CLOSED
>more or less innocent souls
Wouldn't be in Hell if they were innocent. NEXT.
See
If not bad Y hell? Checkmate Sinner.
Speaking of ken, the ending speech in the Barbie movie is the most narcissistic thing I’ve seen said in a movie recently. It’s not about the daughter, it’s about the MOTHER’S daughter.
>checked
Yeah, everything that wasn't Ken in that movie was insufferable 2010 NeoLibral Feminisms
Biblical Adam is a pretty tragic character and people project that onto hazbin Adam too much
knowing Viv, Adam was probably an irredeemable douche and Lucifer was actually right for taking the other 2 remaining humans away from him
Speaking of hazbin Lucifer, he's also quite a confusing character/plot device
One of my Biggest problems with the show is the end. Literally a Deus Ex Machina
I think in HH, Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve are legit irredeemable people who enabled and pushed wickedness to the Sinners, while Adam has never fallen in the first place and moved on with Lute.
Because Lucifer in this show is a legit moronic hypocrite who has done the creepiest gestures on stealing Adam’s wives from him.
It’s also implied that Lucifer knew Eve (an embodiment of evil) was pretending to be Lilith, and he still banged her, while Adam has shown himself to be solely committed and trusting to Lute.
Lucifer and Lilith have no excuses for their actions.
>you will never become an exorcist
>you will never become Lute's right hand after she notices your skills and obedience
>you will never find her looking sad and tipsy in her room
>she will never look you in the eyes with a look full of stress
>she will never sit on her bed and lower her pants right on front of you
>Lute will never spread her legs and close her eyes
>you will never get told to get on your knees and take care of her down there with your mouth
>you will never taste Lute
>your tongue will never cause her to just and wriggle silently
>she will never start moaning Adam's name only to kick you in the face and tell you to get the frick out
>you will never see Lute hiding her face in her hands before she starts crying before leaving
>you will never hear her break down on the floor crying for the love of her life
>you will never leave her alone
Carmila is best girl now.
The Lute vs Vaggie beating sure was hot. I should get back to drawing mine.
How did vaggie even get the upper hand on her? She was getting dominated the entire fight.. She sees a balcony or something, and then PULLS the spear with a single hand while Lute's entire body force and both her arms are pressing it down, and shoves Lute off of her and somehow makes the entire thing topple ontop of Lute?
Also why the hell did Lute even need to rip her own arm off to get the rubble off? What was the significance of that?
The Plot Said so, we really needed that Cringe Young Adult Novel tier "Im letting you Live" speech so Vagie could prove how cool she was.
I think Viv wanted Lute and Adam to be scarred lovers.
I particularly didn't like the little speech she gave after winning the fight with an cheap environment trap, Lute owing you doesn't give you the right to pop off like that.
I honestly think Vaggie and Lucifer are supposed to look really stupid In hindsight, since they try to proclaim a “superiority” over Lute and Adam, when really. Vaggie and Lucifer the most shallow and trashy people in the show who have no real idea what is going on.
Look at happens when Lute mourns after Adam, Lute and Lucifer look like bad people whose mercy was a mere lie on the most defeated people.
Lute in season 2:
she should come back with a metal arm with a built in cannon and a massive sword
She’s gonna need a seriously badass robot arm if we’re supposed to take her seriously. Adam was like 10x as dangerous as her.
she did take his halo before she left, maybe she can get his powers with that
and if she gets his powers then i would argue that she's way more dangerous since she doesn't frick around like adam did
Fricking around is literally how she lost her arm
I don’t think Lute is supposed to be dangerous at all in S2. She’s a vulnerable woman at her core who was protected by Adam’s more relax and calculated mind.
So when Adam eventually reappears, with a hole in his chest, it will be a really enduring moment.
Lute becomes big an wide since she is the new boss
Am I the only one who can't associate Adam's face with his character at all? I don't have a problem with the design itself but it doesn't fit the character and voice in the slightest. I'd rather he's an eldritch monster underneath or something else. Lute too to a lesser extent but <<<<masked version
You are not alone buddy, Masked Adam is the ONLY one that exists for me, i REFUSE to aknowledge that fricking pathetic Dream-looking version of him
Rest in power, Chadambros
>*supplies you with an army*
>*fixes your lesbian relationship*
>*doesnt ask for anything in return*
i got two questions
1. since they are called cannibals what do they actually eat? it wouldn't really be cannibalsm if they eat other sinners or if they eat imps and what not
2. so did all the cannibals die in the hotel attack? i didn't see any around after the fight so is rosie without any cannibals to rule over?
Dont they just eat each other? Sinners only truly die from Angel weapons.
I dont think every cannibal went to fight and you do see survivors, the episode probably just dont have the time to give them any more dedicated screen moments
>They try to eat Adam’s body.
>It disappears.
>Rosie panics.
You think they'd have second thoughts on eating the corpse of the first man (that is also an angel) and what cosmic fricker it would cause eating the progenitor father like that
Anon, they’re sinners who can’t die. They have no standards.
They’re probably cannibals to make this shocking plot point and reveal it like a joke.
His body was taken off screen
I WANT TO FRICK ADAM SO BADLY WHERE THE FRICK IS ALL THE YUME ART
Calm down Lute
What if Adam...
Fought V1 Ultrakill?
I think it's rhe rught time to clean my tablet off and draw Lute hugging Adam. They fuxking deaerve it
He will never be forgotten...
imagine if Adam isn't fat he's just pregnant and he births all the executioners
>mpreg
Disgusting
I feel you anon, Adam’s death hits hard and I knew that he was going to die anyway(all of my favorite fictional characters always die)
If I could change one thing about his character it would be to make him fatherly towards his exterminators and not want to kill Vaggie, but instead try and get her back and keep her away from AntiChrist influence.
>Mpreg
Anon please…
God frick yes
Ahut up I've neever felt like that about some animated characters
Why does it hurt so bad
It's always worse when a bad guy you like is dying because they didn't have a proper conclusion to their arc and didn't really die on a high note. I was baffled when noticed I felt like tearing up after reading some transformer comic that had Megatron executed at the end. It was a sensible choice and I saw it coming, but man. You can't wash that feeling of tragedy away and it feels like an open task you can never finish.
It's honestly related to why I prefer good ends with a bittersweet note, because they live on. A pure happy end is just a fully concluded story I don't feel like adding anything to or saying anything more about. Loss and longing is what motivates people to create.
I knew he was gonnna go down the second ge got too wienery. I jist hope to see him again, art leqst in the background as a demon or something. I feel so fricked up for liking him so bad god what the frick is wrong with me, why do i want him so bad
He was genuinely funny. You don't get guys like him that often, especially not as high-ranking rulers of heaven. At best you see some of those buttholes once as an one-off bully or a dude the regrets his actions right an episode later, but not like that.
Add to this his cool design and mask, the wings, the songs, voice and his gestures and movements that helped a lot conveying his frickery. And you have a cool character like Lute as his side kick on top of it. I also think the color scheme white/gold/black is pretty cool.
Imagine all the exrocists have a thing for Adam's gut and he just treats it like cats are kneading because he got used to it
Nise gramner anone
Draw one-armed Lute getting surprised by the resurrected Adam, who has a hole on his chest.
I did but ahe hugs him instead butit, looks like shit and I need to be sober to make it look acceptable
I just want to hold him while he cqlls me gay
Also, draw Adam hugging redeemed Sir Pentious with Pentious being utterly awe-struck (“Didn’t he kill me?”)
I wonder if someone can draw Adam and Lute playing Doom Eternal
>Adam comes back as a demon
>"Frick, I thought I would get to fricking enjoy sweet oblivion"
>"Why is my voice so fricking high-pitched"
>"Wait, where's my...
Tune in for little girl Adam's adventure at Hazbin Hotel
I hate you so much.
I think I have a thing for reticent female evil sidekicks. I liked Peridot a lot as well when she was still working with Jasper, I wish this role was more common.
I wonder why Adam got fat in the first place. Was is the introduction of fast food in heaven?
>charlie and friends killing all the other exorcists with weapons
>it comes to Adam, who is the reason why all the other exorcists are sent down there
>nu uh, charlie says he deserves mercy!
what does charlie mean by this
>oh no le reddit
i don't care, i'm gonna quote a redditor anyway
"One of the TV/Movie tropes I find funniest is when the hero rips through hundreds of henchmen to get to the big bad guy, then has a moment where they refuse to kill the BBG because they're too moral or good or "I'm not like you" and either take them to prison instead or kill them (but only after the evildoer forces their hand).
There are hundreds of corpses in the hero's wake, many of whom were just doing a security job. But the evil megalomaniac psychopath who hired them all needs to be spared.
It's like eating a whole bag of doritos, getting to the last one, and saying, "No, I'm on a diet."
"
So is Adam fat or his is robe just really poofy from the front
more accurate version
Ruined
The bottom of his robes here makes it look like he's actually wearing a huge diaper sack.
Looks like Silent Hill
gross, why'd you cover him in shit?!
And he'd be voiced by Keith David.
Disco Adam
Racist replies aside, Christianity is from the middle east, so Adam would be middle eastern.
>Imagine getting your ass kicked by the guy who took your first wife, corrupted your second, his moronic daughter and her dipshit friends
The moment he saw Lucifer he should of went postal.
He was a legitimately likable butthole character.
Is it weird that I actually am rooting more for the exorcists and want Lute to get revenge on Vaggie and avenge Adam? I don't actually care about Vaggie or Charlotte or whoever because they're all just pawns in Alastor's game anyways and I'd rather root for Lute.
I'm actually a little upset because I know that will never happen.
For Adam and Lute, Lilith (the sin giver) is their enemy, not hell.
And they can only defeat her by muting out the wages of sin, death.
>omg he smiled before dying, he's so relatable and nice
Are you fricking delusional? The man never gave anybody an ounce of respect. He was only supportive of Lute when she was reinforcing his own points, i.e. during the trial. Regardless of if you think he's right about sinners, he was a bona-fide butthole. Literally a heaven frat bro.
>t. not a winner
>He was only supportive of Lute when she was reinforcing his own points,
>Adam restraining his lover is bad! He should just make her go free like Lilith and Eve as if nothing bad will happen.
Being supportive also means saying “no” anon. Like Lute does to Adam.
>Literally a heaven frat bro.
Thats why we love him moron
He a true bro.
Lute was a ride or die.
They are goals.
They stole the show and our hearts.
You can literally go on Tiktok and Insta and see leagues of Gen Z and Gen Alpha girls saying Adam was right and that they wish they could be exterminator valkyries for someone like Adam and getting to live life with the same energy Lute has.
Only reddit, here, and other nerd hangouts has people who don't like Adam, and even in these places you all are minorities.
Oh boy. How would they react when they figure out that Adam was saving the sinners by dying for their sins?
We like the character and want him to be more than just someone set up to fall.
>Literally a heaven frat bro.
That's the best part.
https://aggie.io/euz8Dyw15K
I really wish I could join but its so laggy for my old ass laptop
Try your phone if you can
DESERVED.
Whoever’s drawing unmasked Adam you are amazing and I love you
looking good so far
>Adam = Asuka
>Lucifer = Rei
So.. who's Shinji?
Lilith?
I was thinking the same, but that makes things confusing considering there's pic related already
Adam also already exists so whatever
you know the writers could've easily made some commentary that the entire reason adam's the head of the exterminators is as some ironic hell punishment because of him eating the fruit where he's forced to slaughter his own descendants who became wicked as a result of his own sins for eternity
No. Adam is there to die and be resurrected since he needs to take on the role of representing his father, God, as a sinless man with his attributes. Or else, heaven cannot work.
Stop fricking spamming this holy shit nobody cares
>there are people who thought his mask was his actual face
Did everyone forget we saw his silhouette in the opening of episode 1?
>10k years old being not changing its appearance
how did he eat those fricking ribs then
Was Sir Pentious a snake rather than a human back when he was alive? Was Angel Dust a big spider before he died? Death alters a man's appearance in this setting. People assumed that Adam's appearance had been altered the same way.
Because Adam bore no sin, his body was perfect.
Does anyone outside of Cinemaphile feel the same way about Adam?
>all this Lute and Adam love
>haven't seen a single pic of them kissing
shame
Imagine if god just brought Adam back and made him more powerful.
>"Have a one eyed midget stab my magnum opus will they?"
>"Well this time I'm gonna make him stab proof!" >"And Devil proof! I'd like to see that faliure of a son of mine punch something thats Devil proof!"
Is Adam's death the Gojo of Cinemaphile?
No, that's FRAUDstor.
Hazbin Adam and that one Adam from that mortals vs gods anime should have a crossover
Think Adam would check on Lilith from time to time? See how's she's doing at the beach. Try to flirt with and all that.
He definitely never got over Lilith after all those Milliena if he was giving her sanctuary in Heaven
>Lute was wingman whenever Adam tried
Or he had Lute stay back and she had to watch him as he failed.
That’s Eve, and he moved on from her. Eve is there because she’s serves as a Devil role that can switch to hell, earth, and heaven on a dime.
It was stated that only angelic weapons can kill angels and likewise only angelic weapons can perma kill demons as well.
Their weapons are special basically. The entire finally was supposedly fought using those weapons or weapons made with them at least.
When Adam was killed by an angelic dagger that's it, he's dead, he's dead dead.
Of course the writers can write whatever the frick they want but bringing him back would contradict what they established already unless they come up with a very special reason to justify it like god literally showing up and snapping his fingers to resurrect him, and god isn't supposed to exist in this universe but maybe he does, that's what it'd take to bring back Adam a literal out of nowhere twist.
This is purely speculation but Pentious wasn't killed by any angelic weapon, he died by a holy beam. Something Adam could have done all along but actually held back on those until the last moment.
My guess is that death by holy beam does not lead to permanent death like a proper angelic weapon kill and it might be like a regular death which demons can respawn from or worse perhaps it has purifying properties and that's why he avoids using it if he can.
Anyway TL;DR Adam is dead and not even the dragon balls can bring him back, stop coping.
Angels apparently also aren't immune to fricking rubble lol, remember lute had to tear her arm off to get out of some basic rubble.
Yeah that's true, that kinda makes them not seem very invulnerable or strong either, it's actually surprising they were able to genocide Hell for so long with no real opposition.
Maybe non angelic weapons can't cut/pierce them but heavy objects can still immobilize them?
And Lute didn't die from being crushed or even ripping off her own arm so that's at least something to consider.
To be fair I don't think this aspect of the series was very well thought out, I assume the creator was more concerned with musicals than polishing the power scaling of the characters and properly defining things like their durability or strength.
yeah it's literally so dumb, if every one buys angelic weapons since that's the only stuff that can kill angels. We know overlords have them and even imps can get them if they know the right places and have money like striker. How had no tried before camilla, I mean even as like a last ditch effort. Your telling me no one had tried to idk sperg out with a angelic gun or dagger just wildly slashing in fear? We know they don't even know they aren't invincible so one placed bullet and they'd be gg even adam died to a dagger.
Yeah I assume it's the objects thing but again just referencing the tearing because remember lute tore vaggie's wings off as well. Really maybe she should have focused a bit more on the show instead of the music because only like half the songs are good anyway lol, and her world building is kind of weird same with the plot as how did vaggie really say. Wait we can be killed/harmed b***h your eye is permanently missing after being slashed off by a angelic sword.
So, like how Goetic demons are supposed to be super powerful but like Solas is a total pushover?
Hey am I the only one that wasn't a big fan of the vaggie and camilla b-plot from ep 7? Like the concept was fairly weak and so obvious and pointless. Also the song was shit to me.
one disappointment i had with the finale is that we dont see Charlie giving much of a fight, when its suppose to be Charlie going full rage mode she is quick kicked in the ass be Adam needing to be saved be Lucifer.
i wish CHarlie had at least gave some trouble to Adam before Adam manage to take her down.
Adam a shit.
Shut up Eve
>Gets even more love and art after being killed off
Genuine question, but do you guys think Viv expected that Adam would be this well liked by the audience?
Dunno, but it must be fricking awkward to see the representation of your ex so beloved
Yes. She did. Because Adam in this show is a plot twist hero who is supposed to overcome the grave. The same grave that the killed sinners had. So when he died, the redeemed sinners suddenly appeared to heaven.
Someone make another Adambros thread.