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I thought Adam was fat?
Its just the robe
He is
vivize would explode if she had to draw a fat person
She literally conspired with Lilith to kill Adam and take control over the exorcists.
She did not love him. It's right there in the show.
we don't know that Adams death was part of the deal
Thats not what happend
>conspired
nope. the "deal" was that she would stay out of history to help hide the fact that none of earth's inhabitants are Adam's children. (Lucifer mentions in the fight that he fricked both of Adam's wives)
Now that the myth is dead, Heaven wants Lilith to help stop us from overthrowing God.
decent last two episodes for anyone who understands the references. Vaggie who represents a israelite is taught the power of the israelites which they use to arm the Catholics (cannibals) who are rallied by Christ to stop the second apocalypse.
I could go on but there are countless hidden references in the last two episodes you would never know if you didn't know a metric frick ton of esoteric cosmology. They even threw at least one nod in at the end for the ancient Sumerian enthusiasts.
please take your meds
meds pls
based posts like these are why I still visit this site
LOOK THIS CHARACTER HAS A LARGE NOSE IT MUST BE A israelite
frick of leave chud
nice self reply samegay, hope you're enjoying your (you)
>LOOK THIS CHARACTER HAS A LARGE NOSE IT MUST BE A israelite
It has nothing to do with the way they look. The song Whatever it takes is excellent because it represents the way that Christians see Christ and how israelites see their people but shows how they both share a common goal. Ironically the angel slain in the song is a plot device to enable this song to have an allusion to the death of Christ at the hands of the israelites which they saw as necessary to protect their own angelic bloodline from another tower of Babel incident.
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Why am I getting late 90's early 2000's vibes from this song?
>offended by israelite jokes
>posts steven israeliteniverse
lol lmao even
So that's why hazbin verse is so fricked up. Everyone is lucifer's kids damn viv so lame can't give our father no wins.
>adam to humanity: he maybe your dad but he ain't ya daddy
>Everyone is lucifer's kids
not at all... Alastor is a the god father of a bloodline, or represents all the bloodlines of all the god fathers that were subsumed within Christian cosmology during it's European expansion.
But as is alluded to in the song, that knowledge has been suppressed but he is back to spread the word now that the lies of the church are coming apart. (which wouldn't have happened if they still preached the gospel of blood and holy spirit like in old times)
>Alastor represents all the bloodlines of all the god fathers that were subsumed within Christian cosmology during it's European expansion and replaced them all with Lucifer
which is why this song exists:
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because who her dad is (what godly bloodline Christ is from) really depends on what version of the cosmology you subscribe to, both have a valid claim to it.
Translation: Viv's moronic shit is actually really smart, but you have to be smart like me to understand it. Meds before your dog starts talking to you and telling you the rest of the meaning of Hazbin Hotel and how it's why you should kill people.
>Lucifer mentions in the fight that he fricked both of Adam's wives
You not knowing that anyone can claim to do anything but claiming it doesn't make it so.
Do you turn off your brain while watching then posting here?
You are right of course because not everyone is descended from the bloodline of a divine godly father. Adam's kids represent the beasts of the earth mentioned in the bible, who never would have left the garden of eden.
The frick does that have to do with Lucifer saying anything he wants during a fight?
Turn on your damn brain, fricktard.
I believe in you anon
Let's hope season 2 doesn't take 4 years so you can show them
>nope. the "deal" was that she would stay out of history to help hide the fact that none of earth's inhabitants are Adam's children. (Lucifer mentions in the fight that he fricked both of Adam's wives). Now that the myth is dead, Heaven wants Lilith to help stop us from overthrowing God.
I would say meds but this part might end up being true
>nope. the "deal" was that she would stay out of history to help hide the fact that none of earth's inhabitants are Adam's children. (Lucifer mentions in the fight that he fricked both of Adam's wives)
This is Serpent Seed shit, where half of humanity is descended from Lucifer by way of Cain (Eve fricked snake Lucifer, hence Serpent Seed).
I've never heard of this before so I thought Serpent Seed was the name of some series or something. Wtf this is a pretty fringe American theory right because I've never heard about it from even the extreme-er ends of Aussie and British Christians.
Yeah the idea is that the original sin wasn't eating from the Tree of Knowledge, it was Eve being a prostitute and committing adultery.
lmao that's so coombrained. Would not put it past viv though
The original Sin is Eve lying to God, not eating the fruit.
apparently the original sin was taking fat dick from lucifer.
No, lying to God was a side effect of having Knowledge of the consequences; Knowledge gained by eating the Fruit. Before the Fruit, they would have no reason to lie, because they were as dumb (aka innocent) as any animal and could not understand their actions.
The Original Sin was disobeying God. He said do whatever you want but eat this Fruit. They ate the Fruit. Eve may have been tempted to do it first, but Adam still ate it along with her.
The schizo posting is already starting in earnest now, before this we’d only have pretenders.
The real deal, wow, that’s exciting!
Isn't the deal something related to them keeping a hands off approach to Charlie, but now that she's been part of the group that killed Adam, the deal is off?
Adam died a sinless death to pay for his children’s wages of death, you shallow morons.
The deal was "We kill Sinners and spare the Hellborn. You will not interfere." Since Adam was the one who set the whole thing up, the deal was between him and Lilith, with Lute likely objecting to making deals with sinners. Now Adam is dead, what they worked out no longer applies and so Lute can raise a new exterminator army to raze all of Hell, not just the Pride ring. And she will because Adam was the sole thing keeping her from going off the rail.
No. Adam and Lute were planning to save the sinners in hell the whole time. And it required Adam’s death for it to be fulfilled.
Proof
why are there so many brainless morons on here who watch this shit?
how can you misinterpret the last scene so fricking hard
That's just Alex brightman
Reddit consensus is out! Adam is officially ugly!
Any of you that don’t like it, well don’t shoot the messenger.
Women will do shit like this then wonder why incels are rampant and more and more men are coming to the conclusion that womens rights were a mistake across the globe.
Women will do what shit? Say someone is ugly?
Go outside more often
I like in Arizona. It gets fricking hot here. So no, I’m gonna stay inside and jerk off to cartoons.
>People thinking a cartoon character's design is mid is the reason incels exist
I think if you're comparing yourself to highly stylized drawings you deserve to get zero b***hes in all honesty
If not even 2d is enough for women nothing will be
>They hate because of how he looks
No anon. You know the real reason why they hate him.
He's white.
Twitter says otherwise https://x.com/krthurz/status/1753246182430634127?s=46&t=iK6o6R4eJFbr3vJQhL9xiA
>From Earth
What?
It's a planet
Which planet though? And where? In what galaxy? There’s like a trillion planets out there I do t know ever one by name.
>be viv
>creates tumblr safe space where queers and POCs can call their home
>creates their antagonist who's an butthole
>Makes the gays in her safe space the most annoying and insufferable people imaginable.
>everyone attaches to the villain because they have the most clear cut personality.
Viv accidentally made a shit ton of new white supremacists.
>accidentally
Yeah, I wouldn't doubt she doesn't give two shits about queers and POCs more than a big fat white butthole.
>Twitter says otherwise
>Literally who on twitter with 30 likes
>Reddit
For once... they are not wrong
#FRICKYOUVIV #NOTMYADAM
I want to believe that someday somebody will realize that the cardinal sin of masked characters is FRICKING UNMASKING THEM but the normalgay cannot relate to anything that is not a human face. Adams mask was his face as far as I'm concerned, keep fighting the good fight brother
Us MaskedExterminator bros have to stick together...
Why wasn't he an animal abomination like all the other winners in heaven?
he's not even ugly, just painfully boring
He isn’t ugly at all
Even if he truly isn't, he's sooooo boring looking
He objectively isn't, which is why I'm 99% sure he's coming back as a demon.
He's a pretty generic dude. Mildly surprised he's not blonde I guess.
Thank you frick hes not blonde.
Blondes are fricking boring yeah. It's nice to see the guy having brown hair for once.
He should have had a mullet.
wow....normal guy.....now that's powerful.........
Schizos acting out because he isn't black
Carmilla has ugly big hands and gets the worst songs.
Why DOES she have huge mole paws? I thought she was a swan?
I don't know. But her new design is hideous.
The big hands are just atrocious.
Lutebros....
they sure got quiet
1/25/24-2/1/24 the week of luteposting
She said To Lilith that
>Your deal is done
Not our deal, and then threatens Liliths ability to stay in heaven unless she goes to hell and Unfricks things.
Lute literally is crying over Adam calling his name in his final moments, so I dont think she betrayed him
>lost her tard
>lost her arm
lutebros...
It's okay anon, she'll get a super sick robot arm and meet Adam again when he ends up a demon in Hell and redeems himself.
R-right?
Adam never sinned. He died to redeem his children and Lute knew this was the real plan all along. Adam will be hugging her soon.
i'm sorry anon but adam got stabbed with the no respawn knife he's in double heaven now
>have charlie visit heaven in the first season
>reveal the exterminations real purpose within the first episode
>kill adam in the season finale
>make season 2 the one focusing on the actual hotel
what the frick is vivizie smoking
no? s2 will focus on heaven dealing with the newbies charlie keeps sending up, the mystery of why sera okayed the exterminations in the first place (they did them before they found the dead angel), alastor's and lilith's deal, and the favor charlie now owes alastor. there's plenty going on but they wrapped up S1 nicely in case it gets cancelled
there WILL be a scene where alastor gets freed and slowly his contractually-obligated smile will disappear. that'll be fun
oh oh adding on, there's gotta be a plot about getting out of said demon contracts, for both alastor and angel dust. the vees won't like that so charlie will be fighting on both fronts
You got a source to back that up? Most of the people here are specutlatin at best.
When Lute meets Adam again in Hell, it'll be like this scene from KH2 but heterosexual.
Anyone who thought Adam was ever supposed to be the bigbad is a foolish creature.
Your true villain is whom you don't expect it to be.
Does her costume change to something sexy after the big reveal?
*Lillith x Lute
Imagine your first ex wife cucking you lmao
>Imagine your first ex wife cucking you lmao
I mean, he doesn't have to because that's what happened.
No I mean literally cucking you as in SHE STEALS YOUR CURRENT LOVER
>Oh Adam Lillith's pussy is just so tasty mmm
Yeah, Lilith already literally cucked him with Lucifer.
>Last thing you see is your loyal companion
There's worse ways to go out tbh
Adam looks like the kind of white guy who gets girls pregnant and bounces.
Why does this show hate straight couples? Has that b***h ever actually taken a wiener in her life?
Hazbin, I guess, but Helluva has one of the most committed and stable relationships in the setting as a heterosexual one. Made up of bisexuals, but that's besides the point; they're monogamous.
Adam looks like dream
Episode 7 made me want to bone Carmine.
>Lucifer cucked Adam
God would destroy anything Satan made directly with Eve and frick her up for even thinking about it, so no.
that'd be moronic
homosexual clown twink deserves to be b***h slapped if that happens
This setting is like Supernatural. God is basically absent and just lets his angels do whatever they want. Also humans can become angels so it's a bit like mormonism as well.
Don't forget Judaism (Kabbalah). God in Judaism is akin to the Monad in Greek philosophy, and then you have Satan banging both Lilith and Eve.
Angels in supernatural just do their programmed duties, there are no rogue angels in supernatural besides the devil.
Why Adam depicted as a good boyfriend?
Honey you need to get a better bf if you think that shitlord is a good man.
Name one bad thing he did that made him a bad bf to Lute. You can't.
>calls her demeaning names
>tells her to shut up
>forces her to kill people against her will
>enables her homophobia when it suits him (despite being turned on by lesbians like a true fratboy)
He is the worst kind of guy
>calls her demeaning names
>tells her to shut up
Bro banter. He sees his gf as his bro. Good bf.
>forces her to kill people against her will
She loves killing more than he does. He even has to calm her down sometimes. Good bf.
>enables her homophobia when it suits him (despite being turned on by lesbians like a true fratboy)
Doesn't judge. Good bf.
Because he was. It's not his fault his ex's fell for the devil's bullshit.
>Cannibals are hellborn
>Lucifer made a deal that excludes hellborn from extermination
>Vaggie still gets punished and kicked out for sparing one by Lute
Is she stupid?
I don't think cannibals are hellborn, was just some theory or maybe an early concept that has been abandoned.
Rosie canonically never died and she's one of them. They're hellborn.
The cannibals aren't hellborn. Rosie is an Overlord.
So now that S1 is done being on fricking 7x fast forward from start to finish, is S2 going to maybe take some GODDAMN TIME to actually develop a story and characters and shit? Or will it be more tiktok-tier ADHD spastication zooming to the 'big' moments and finish?
S2 will ultimately be about the resurrection of Adam and his reunion with Lute and the sinners.
The latter.
She loved him because he's the Dickmaster.
Why were the songs for episodes 7 and 8 so shitty? What a terrible season finale.
Friendly reminder that Lute is the perfect gf
>loyal
>supportive
>sexy
>smart
>can sing
>monochrome goth
>psychotic
>bloodthirsty
>will peg you
>jobber
>one arm
>emotionally damaged
the honeymoon period is OVER
so what's actually going the be the main plot of season 2 after they just killed their load by killing adam and stopping the exterminations? is lute just going to consume so much copium that she ends up tried to kill EVERYONE in some deranged murder suicide?
At least he died in the arms- er. ARM of the only woman who was fully loyal to him, that's why he smiled.