Emperor Zurg is Buzz from a potential future where he continued working on spaceships alone instead of discovering the power of friendship with queer black women
Buzz and Zurg since they had electronic components to them had lore programming which the designs inadvertently ended up convincing them that they were indeed the characters they represent. Toy Story 2's Zurg and 2nd Buzz are never broken from their initial programming, and since 2nd Buzz ends up treating Zurg as a son it only makes sense that it is indeed Lightyear canon.
That boss fight was fricking infuriating. I beat the game on nightmare but had to slash it to easy mode to get through that slog. > wait for him to flash le eyes then swing le hammer > oops he healed all of his health sorry bro
For real they could have made it fun by just removing the condition that you can only damage him when he's stunned. Give us the option to actually use our brains.
Sure but that's not fun. There's only one way to bait out the green eye flash, when you get it you have no choice but to dump as much damage into him as possible while he stands there helplessly, and if you do slip up and get hit, then you went through that slog for nothing.
There's no room for creativity or strategy, you just have to cheese it. Marauders are more fun because you can bypass the shield if you're clever enough.
For real they could have made it fun by just removing the condition that you can only damage him when he's stunned. Give us the option to actually use our brains.
Haven't played the DLC's but all those enemies that have the "Wait for them to get close and then their eyes flash" mechanic are fricking cancer so I'm never going to buy them now.
And that keeps me from buying the new Doom. God damn it that's stupid. There's no skill in waiting out an enemy unless it has a shield or is behind cover. "Wait until my eyes light up or I'm immortal fgt" will never be good game design.
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To be fair to Eternal the Dark Lord is a single boss and Marauders are far and in between. Everything else is kino, in particular the Doom Hunters are a lot of fun in my opinion.
Marauders at least you can get around the shield, I agree though that they're not fun.
lmao that is not the point of up
up is about the intersections of dreams, obsessions, and responsibilities. lightyear is about dyke sheboons extending across time and space
That's the B plot of the lego movie, yeah
The main plot is the sister's toys just want to be friends but are repeatedly misinterpreted because the sister is young and bad at communication.
That boss fight was fricking infuriating. I beat the game on nightmare but had to slash it to easy mode to get through that slog. > wait for him to flash le eyes then swing le hammer > oops he healed all of his health sorry bro
Zerg was in it? Your post OP is honestly the first I've heard of this.
That really is shit advertising on Disney's part.
>Emperor Zurg is Buzz from a potential future where he continued working on spaceships alone instead of discovering the power of friendship with queer black women
Everyone involved in this should never would in the industry ever again.
>power of friendship with queer black women
just a correction: the only queer people in the movie are the original Hawthorne Sr. (the space ranger) and her girlfriend. Hawthorne Jr. (the girl in the meme) isn't queer, nor the other 2 peeps are
Stop China from what? Drones for 5000 years and drones for the next 5000. Not even a culture. No history. No art. No science. No religion. Nothing. Worthless.
And what comes out from you mutts? Things like >Black folk worship >israelites worship >aids lgbtroony worship
Your own people erase your history for fentanyl addict rapist dead man
Somehow it is politically correct to call African Americans "people of color" again. We have reverted to calling black people "colored" again because politics reverted to black and white views of race.
The ranking tells a lot though. Blacks come first and separate from all other POC. Then indigenous, but this is just lip-service since indigenous numbers are so low they're irrelevant in electoral politics. Finally all other POC are lumped together undifferentiated so as to easily throw out any that don't vote the right way. Latinos who vote republican need to be anathematized as part of white supremacy. Same with successful Asians not happy with placing Blacks above all.
>akshually Zurg isn't Buzz Lightyear's father. He's just an alternate timeline Buzz from the multidimension C-420. To an infinity and WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB. >Btw this is the movie Andy watched as a kid so Zurg telling Buzz he is his father in 2 makes zero sense now.
If zurg is buzz from a posible future, how does zurg exist at the same time as present day buzz? Does backwards time travel exist (not just time dilation traveling forwards)?
Damn, that actually holds up remarkably well. Used to watch this shit all the time when I was a kid but I didn't realise how many sound effects they ripped straight from Star Wars.
Captcha: 2KR2D
yeah, no.
Clearly, one movie's continuity isn't binding to all other related media be it another movie or a short series.
Happens all the fricking time, dipshit.
You'll have to explain. Nobody's watched this trash.
Emperor Zurg is Buzz from a potential future where he continued working on spaceships alone instead of discovering the power of friendship with queer black women
wtf I love Zurg now!
That’s just fricking stupid. Fricking moronic
https://slate.com/culture/2022/06/lightyear-movie-toy-story-twist-buzz-zurg.html
That's fricking moronic. Zurg is Buzz's father.
>five second jokes are more canon than this movie
Buzz and Zurg since they had electronic components to them had lore programming which the designs inadvertently ended up convincing them that they were indeed the characters they represent. Toy Story 2's Zurg and 2nd Buzz are never broken from their initial programming, and since 2nd Buzz ends up treating Zurg as a son it only makes sense that it is indeed Lightyear canon.
yes, Buzz 2 playing catch with his evil father was the shit
Yes.
yes
From a certain point of view.
The movie has time travel so that isn't an impossibility
I wonder were they got that idea from.
That boss fight was fricking infuriating. I beat the game on nightmare but had to slash it to easy mode to get through that slog.
> wait for him to flash le eyes then swing le hammer
> oops he healed all of his health sorry bro
>oh look at that the boss just decided to win now better luck 15 tries from now
For real they could have made it fun by just removing the condition that you can only damage him when he's stunned. Give us the option to actually use our brains.
Bait out his attacks and don't get hit. It's that simple. He only heals if he hits you
Sure but that's not fun. There's only one way to bait out the green eye flash, when you get it you have no choice but to dump as much damage into him as possible while he stands there helplessly, and if you do slip up and get hit, then you went through that slog for nothing.
There's no room for creativity or strategy, you just have to cheese it. Marauders are more fun because you can bypass the shield if you're clever enough.
Haven't played the DLC's but all those enemies that have the "Wait for them to get close and then their eyes flash" mechanic are fricking cancer so I'm never going to buy them now.
And that keeps me from buying the new Doom. God damn it that's stupid. There's no skill in waiting out an enemy unless it has a shield or is behind cover. "Wait until my eyes light up or I'm immortal fgt" will never be good game design.
To be fair to Eternal the Dark Lord is a single boss and Marauders are far and in between. Everything else is kino, in particular the Doom Hunters are a lot of fun in my opinion.
Marauders at least you can get around the shield, I agree though that they're not fun.
>Oh no White Male is working on his ship alone that means he'll eventually be evil without diversity and being gay
none of it would have mattered if he had succeeded, the ship would have never diverted to the planet.
did pretty much the same shit with UP...
lmao that is not the point of up
up is about the intersections of dreams, obsessions, and responsibilities. lightyear is about dyke sheboons extending across time and space
That makes sense. Nobody sabotages projects faster than a black woman.
But Zurg is his dad??
Daddy issues: The screenplay
Isn't that the plot of the Lego movie 2?
That's the B plot of the lego movie, yeah
The main plot is the sister's toys just want to be friends but are repeatedly misinterpreted because the sister is young and bad at communication.
That's pretty much the worst story they could ever think of. The writers and producers should be fired.
>no john you ARE the demons
>and john was a demon
>white male hero is actually the villain
hmm, I wonder what's their end goal
What the actual frick? Zurg is Buzz's father they retconned that so Buzz is really evil?
Frick these israelites holy shit.
Is Buzz his own father now?
The writers accidentally saw that episode of futurama before writing the ending.
Zerg was in it? Your post OP is honestly the first I've heard of this.
That really is shit advertising on Disney's part.
>Emperor Zurg is Buzz from a potential future where he continued working on spaceships alone instead of discovering the power of friendship with queer black women
Everyone involved in this should never would in the industry ever again.
>the leak anon posted on Cinemaphile was right
absolutely lmao
>power of friendship with queer black women
just a correction: the only queer people in the movie are the original Hawthorne Sr. (the space ranger) and her girlfriend. Hawthorne Jr. (the girl in the meme) isn't queer, nor the other 2 peeps are
what the frick is a bipoc
Some bullshit white people made up so they can identify with non whites and gay people. It's fricking stupid
>~~*white people*~~
moron
POC but not Asian because of their white adjacent privilege
Asians are the worst though. They have no right to North America. Whites conquered. The indigenous surrendered. And the blacks had no choice.
>They have no right to North America.
Gweilo cope. You can’t stop China, mutt.
Stop China from what? Drones for 5000 years and drones for the next 5000. Not even a culture. No history. No art. No science. No religion. Nothing. Worthless.
mutt cope
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Oh no, magic pasta that ssethtzeentach say would banish the chinks. Black personman saves me!
OH NO NO NO NO NO Chinabros… are we the real incels?
>mutt cope
he's literally me
Bing bong ching chong!
Not even a chink but this is rich coming from an american
And what comes out from you mutts? Things like
>Black folk worship
>israelites worship
>aids lgbtroony worship
Your own people erase your history for fentanyl addict rapist dead man
cope deez nutz, chink. Chinese deluding themselves but America will win.
They built the railroads.
The Irish built the railroads actually.
Chinese helped build some of the railroads on the west coast.
they always had a choice
white people just had enough guts to live by it
live free or die
shitheel Black folk sold themselves and they always will
Somehow it is politically correct to call African Americans "people of color" again. We have reverted to calling black people "colored" again because politics reverted to black and white views of race.
you can make fun of people for wearing glasses again you just have to call them c**d
that one guy from the Matrix 1
colored, who have nothing in common aside from not being white, but since leftism is a white ideology that's good enough to group them together
The ranking tells a lot though. Blacks come first and separate from all other POC. Then indigenous, but this is just lip-service since indigenous numbers are so low they're irrelevant in electoral politics. Finally all other POC are lumped together undifferentiated so as to easily throw out any that don't vote the right way. Latinos who vote republican need to be anathematized as part of white supremacy. Same with successful Asians not happy with placing Blacks above all.
The leftists tried to import BIPOC to the UK only to realise that it included everyone except white immigrants.
Dunno. I’m a proud PONC.
Black Indigenous??? Person of colour
Didnt and wont watch, but Zurg is the best
>akshually Zurg isn't Buzz Lightyear's father. He's just an alternate timeline Buzz from the multidimension C-420. To an infinity and WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB.
>Btw this is the movie Andy watched as a kid so Zurg telling Buzz he is his father in 2 makes zero sense now.
when Zurg takes off his helmet and reveals he's an old, grizzled-looking Buzz the first thing Buzz asks is "Oh crap, are you my dad?"
>reddit and morty
go back
Only a reddit and Morty fan would think multidimensional shit is still clever in 2022.
>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SUPER-VILLAIN, MORTY. I'M PICKLE ZURG
If zurg is buzz from a posible future, how does zurg exist at the same time as present day buzz? Does backwards time travel exist (not just time dilation traveling forwards)?
WAIT HOL UP...TIME BE DILATING NOW? AW HELL NOW
this scene mogs the entire woke film
Damn, that actually holds up remarkably well. Used to watch this shit all the time when I was a kid but I didn't realise how many sound effects they ripped straight from Star Wars.
Captcha: 2KR2D
yeah, no.
Clearly, one movie's continuity isn't binding to all other related media be it another movie or a short series.
Happens all the fricking time, dipshit.
shut the frick up, homosexual.
struck a nerve...
we have a real bleeder here!
i posted a cool scene from a movie, and you responded with some autistic bullshit. kick rocks.
>video game graphics look like real life 1:1
>Toy Aesthetic holds up better than MUH SUPER REALISTIC CGI
Chock another point up for stylization.
Buzz Lightyear is cool. He makes astronauts look cool.
Zurg regretted spending his life alone so much that he was wiling to reset the entire universe to undo it and have a second chance
Didn't watch lol, don't care lmao
#LightyearDidHisMom
This is so stupid. Why couldn't it be about buzz going off with his space cadets and just doing cool shit. Like making sure Germany starts WW3
You could see it was going to be shit when zerg had legs rather than a dalek skirt.