>Sam goes off on some angry weird e-girl free speech rant
>meanwhile he made references to hardcore CP sites years go, fricked a barely legal minor, and currently dates some asiatic that looks like she's 14 and was imported from SE Asia
I think FT just proves Sam never had any artistic integrity to begin with
A 16yo is still generally considered a minor regardless of age of consent laws. Still can't vote, enter into legal agreements, smoke, etc. Basically a child that's allowed to get a driver's license and hold a part time job.
I don’t think season 2 will be nearly as good. All the novelty is gone, they’d need a stacked cast and that’s hard to find considering most of s1 had boring contestants
>I made this greasy, cheesy, fatty [insert thing here] from various random other foodstuffs here. >It's just come out of the oven, piping hot... >Now I'm going to leave it on my counter for 24 hours before eating it
I will never ever understand why he does this The last time he did it, the thing was covered in tiny insects and wienerroaches which you could see as he bit into it
Every single thread was 90% fake posters via hired indians from Sam. The show was basically zero content and revealing of how boring Sam and his crew really are. His fans are literal NEET autists or Tech bros with absolutely zero friends who think discord buddies are real life friends. The entire thing was incredibly sad.
I left this on my tv all day while I did shit. Something about it was really interesting. I stopped when Jon got kicked off. Everything after that, not including when hassle came by and made Silvia break down, was boring and terribly planned. I don't miss it.
true story, I was checking traffic stats for some reason, and I saw this huge 150% traffic surge during May and I guess it was this show. It was the biggest tv thing that I could see since they started collecting stats
not really, solid 4/10 in retrospect. tons of dead and awkward small talk. only good part was seeing cam smash his head on the floor by accident. hope he gave himself a concussion lol
this
sam ""the israelite"" hyde threads shitting up the board nonstop for months was permanently damaging for this board's already low-tier content quality
His post was truthful and the hapa accusation was dishonest
Josie is a positive Native American icon and perhaps the most important public figure in medias today from America’s most oppressed community
I actually used to defend this insufferable homosexual, as annoying as he was, but completely gave up on him when it turned out he's a filthy yellow fever race mixer.
remember when that fat frick loser frankhassle showed up and did nothing?
he was too scared to bully the autistic contestants even
boogie should have blew his brains out
i honestly think frank did a good job. i didn't think he had it in him. his act i think it was the first time he left actually convinced the contestants it was real. that's kind of hard to do since they know who yo uare
Josie's too cute to troll. Not even post-show autist trolls could do anything but stand next to her moronicly and get a pic taken with her at the anime convention.
I think of Betty every day and shed a single tear in recognition of the bittersweet joy of knowing she is out there in the same world as I am while also knowing I may never drink the sustenance of her physical presence.
The contestants were all so boring. Id rather watch a house full of personalities like Joeyy, chriss and whatever and drop the pretense that the contestants aren't in on it.
remember when that fat frick loser frankhassle showed up and did nothing?
he was too scared to bully the autistic contestants even
boogie should have blew his brains out
The contestants were all so boring. Id rather watch a house full of personalities like Joeyy, chriss and whatever and drop the pretense that the contestants aren't in on it.
You guys forget how airsoft fatty saved the show. And the crazy shit going on at night in the bedroom stream like where he was in joker makeup etc
that improves its kinoness to me. it was more like a fricked up social experiment than a show. And it was even terrible at that. it's worth some homosexualy 40 minute youtube essay at least
like everything else sam does, it lacked subtlety so they knew they were being fricked with immediately. it didnt help that they let them have phones because they also fricked the entire project up to begin with. literally not a single funny thing happened based on the webms people posted
no idea why hydegays lap this shit up straight from the slop bucket. tell me, what does this moronic shit have to do with the sam hyde "brand" of humor? it cringe as frick MTV dark days reality TV and not even good at that.
I’m envious of Jet for being able to pull off a profitable project with his friends and I think it’s a miracle that such a slapstick production didn’t result in failure
He ran out of ideas, stole whatever Cinemaphile suggested, and amazingly didn’t get entangled in lawsuits
I’d really respect him if I didn’t think it was mostly luck
I don’t know what you’re trying to say, ‘lawgays are a garbage fire’? I seriously don’t understand
My point is that it’s a significant liability having somebody tape their arms up then use your staircase
It was a parody of the guy that counted every /ftl/ thread. I'm just calling Team Simmons gays.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/only%20threads%20far%20not%20even%20garbage%20fire/
Josie is cool. Period. Anyway, Fishtank season 2 is going to suck. Prepare yourselves to witness newbies asking for QRD on basic shit that happened on s1.
Fish Tank was hilarious for just completely confirming every negative stereotype about MDE fans. >they have such little going on in their lives that they will watch a stream with literally nothing for hours and hours at a time >they are so irresponsible with their money they will donate hundreds/thousands to this non-project >they are so isolated and lonely that they will project parasocial relationships on the participants of the "project" and on the others in chat watching the stream >they have such low standards for entertainment they would actually trick themselves into thinking they were enjoying this
It's almost like it was a honeypot to reveal how pathetic all of them are. Like a demoralization campaign to make sure they know their place.
>Like a demoralization campaign to make sure they know their place.
Then it didn't work. It was a ton of fun, and that was multiplied by six million knowing homosexuals like you were seething just outside the door for TWO FRICKING MONTHS lol
Before they started moderating TTS the show was really living up to everything it was promised to be. Once Jon threatened to leave and they started pivoting the show into a friendsimulator is it when it went downhill.
Remember when all the autistic brown incels on Cinemaphile who are typically always on about "women only do things for male attention!" all got tricked by a wigger girl used to leading on nerds into becoming her meal ticket
True
twue.
Josie streams are enough for me.
She's still cute as frick and I'm glad she's sticking with it. Funniest part is the attempts at turning her into a lolcow backfired.
she's ugly and thus attainable in your mind
It's been how many months now? You gotta drop this shit. It's been too long.
?
Several people have obviously told you this in the past. They're right.
Yet here we both are.
What point are you even trying to make?
You haven't dropped this shit either.
Haven't dropped what? You've simped for an ugly chick so hard that you're creating invisible enemies out of sensible people.
you have to be somewhat entertaining to be a lolcow worth following and she is boring as frick
New cope just dropped
go back to your dead general where you belong
Make me.
is this you?
No.
>People simp for this
>"People"
I would hardly call them that, they're npcs.
these are the exact people that manifest in my mind when looking at these gay fishtank threads
>that was years ago bro
>paywalled zoomer shlock
Nah thanks I'm not gay
I'm not a zoomer with an unhealthy parasocial relationship with hyde
I hate what that coward jet did to the legacy of MDE.
I wish jets crackhead /LULZ/ tripgay father had never had him.
It's not like Sam didn't enable him to
Jfc what are these guys doing
>Sam goes off on some angry weird e-girl free speech rant
>meanwhile he made references to hardcore CP sites years go, fricked a barely legal minor, and currently dates some asiatic that looks like she's 14 and was imported from SE Asia
I think FT just proves Sam never had any artistic integrity to begin with
>barely legal
>minor
Pick one moron.
A 16yo is still generally considered a minor regardless of age of consent laws. Still can't vote, enter into legal agreements, smoke, etc. Basically a child that's allowed to get a driver's license and hold a part time job.
Jet ruined MDE and it's all Sam's fault.
I don’t think season 2 will be nearly as good. All the novelty is gone, they’d need a stacked cast and that’s hard to find considering most of s1 had boring contestants
There is another...
No fricking way he actually shows up, cobra is a hermit now
>tfw 2 years older than cobra
>look 15 years younger than cobra
>watch the food hack video where he says bussin
>I say "why" out loud
>watch the next food hack video
>opens with "Why? Because I can"
>I made this greasy, cheesy, fatty [insert thing here] from various random other foodstuffs here.
>It's just come out of the oven, piping hot...
>Now I'm going to leave it on my counter for 24 hours before eating it
I will never ever understand why he does this
The last time he did it, the thing was covered in tiny insects and wienerroaches which you could see as he bit into it
It's called getting fricked up, passing out, getting up unaware that actual hours, even an entire day, have passed, and going on as usual.
While, yes he does this. He always leaves his food for a fricking day before eating it.
It's gotta be some kind of aspie shit.
its a lifestyle
you wouldnt get it
Why's he get so many frickin dislikes?
frick trolls
No.
It was crap, I never watched it.
I hope you lost money, troony enabler.
Shit was lame as hell, better live streams like this were done 5+ years ago
Every single thread was 90% fake posters via hired indians from Sam. The show was basically zero content and revealing of how boring Sam and his crew really are. His fans are literal NEET autists or Tech bros with absolutely zero friends who think discord buddies are real life friends. The entire thing was incredibly sad.
I watched it with my real friends
I think you’re projecting
>Tech bros with absolutely zero friends who think discord buddies are real life friends
Hey that’s me
dumb zoom zoom money bait
i'm sam's age so i know better
I left this on my tv all day while I did shit. Something about it was really interesting. I stopped when Jon got kicked off. Everything after that, not including when hassle came by and made Silvia break down, was boring and terribly planned. I don't miss it.
Airsoftfatty having a code red autistic meltdown over nothing every half hour or so was really good honestly, you missed out on that
I saw that, I just watched th highlights that were posted at the end of every day.
>ALRIGHT WHO THE FRICK TOOK MY BAG
>tank mic instantly peaks
Does anyone have a link to a clip of when Vance claimed he was the sun baby from Teletubbies
true story, I was checking traffic stats for some reason, and I saw this huge 150% traffic surge during May and I guess it was this show. It was the biggest tv thing that I could see since they started collecting stats
Cool story bro
Tbh I got spoiled by the insane amount of content from it
I just took a wet stinky shit
>all of the toilets are clogged again uhh can I get paid?
Betty is the most deranged schizo in the world. Sam and Jet were right to block that b***h
I like to check in on her twitter every so often. 3 days ago:
>Listening to Katy Perry on my way to kill Jet (in Minecraft)
you just know she’s going to black widow at least one of her future husbands
nice squirting vids though
not really, solid 4/10 in retrospect. tons of dead and awkward small talk. only good part was seeing cam smash his head on the floor by accident. hope he gave himself a concussion lol
livestreams are not television
livestreams are not film
ecelebs are not television
ecelebs are not film
ecelebs aren't even Cinemaphile
Then why did our based mods allow /ftl/ threads for two whole months?
bribes
this
sam ""the israelite"" hyde threads shitting up the board nonstop for months was permanently damaging for this board's already low-tier content quality
You're right. It should've been more Black person movie spam and that one homosexual from Euphoria.
>jannie deletes the post calling Josie a filthy hapa for racism but leaves this up
lol the mods really are bought and paid for
His post was truthful and the hapa accusation was dishonest
Josie is a positive Native American icon and perhaps the most important public figure in medias today from America’s most oppressed community
I actually used to defend this insufferable homosexual, as annoying as he was, but completely gave up on him when it turned out he's a filthy yellow fever race mixer.
Streaming and AI generated ‘content’ is currently replacing television and the writers and actors unions are currently striking over that fact
This isn't going to be a thing Sam.
Stop trying to make this a thing.
Wrong screenshot. The right one has fatty in the background and frank there as well.
No, I have a job.
remember when that fat frick loser frankhassle showed up and did nothing?
he was too scared to bully the autistic contestants even
boogie should have blew his brains out
i honestly think frank did a good job. i didn't think he had it in him. his act i think it was the first time he left actually convinced the contestants it was real. that's kind of hard to do since they know who yo uare
Josie's too cute to troll. Not even post-show autist trolls could do anything but stand next to her moronicly and get a pic taken with her at the anime convention.
airsoftfatty saved the show tbh
this. whatever happened there.... did he get that money?
last i saw they bought him one of those tiny house cuck sheds
I think of Betty every day and shed a single tear in recognition of the bittersweet joy of knowing she is out there in the same world as I am while also knowing I may never drink the sustenance of her physical presence.
I really don't even remember it because most the time the streams were just down
If season 2 doesnt have a Letty its DOA
>season 2
Ruined by that b***h Letty. I don't want anything to do with MDE now
return to where you belong
The contestants were all so boring. Id rather watch a house full of personalities like Joeyy, chriss and whatever and drop the pretense that the contestants aren't in on it.
I would release a pathogen into this house, and document its spread and effects on the participants. Why wasn’t this an option to buy?
It was insanity kino never pretended it wasn't. Stay inside, no weed. Hey wiseguy where's the ice cream in this joint? https://youtu.be/9zBShMOJfh8
everytime I clicked on this shit it was just dead air and nothing happening, must be entertainment for the unemployed
You guys forget how airsoft fatty saved the show. And the crazy shit going on at night in the bedroom stream like where he was in joker makeup etc
decisively made Cinemaphile aware of what a talentless gay israelite sam hyde is, at sam hyde's own expense
fishtank was so terrible that it completely made me hate mde shit as a whole
that improves its kinoness to me. it was more like a fricked up social experiment than a show. And it was even terrible at that. it's worth some homosexualy 40 minute youtube essay at least
>like a fricked up social experiment
it was solely designed to milk simps out of money
in that way it succeeded otherwise s2 wouldn't be on the table
they capitalized on how dumb zoomers will be for TTS memes. and it worked. JJJJJJ etc.
this isnt considering how many of the donations were fake
like everything else sam does, it lacked subtlety so they knew they were being fricked with immediately. it didnt help that they let them have phones because they also fricked the entire project up to begin with. literally not a single funny thing happened based on the webms people posted
>I didn't like one show so defected
Says a lot about you when you openly admit to being filtered that hard, even anonymously.
erm I love Josie
the amount of shilling ftl had was ridiculous. sam should try doing something funny first before getting indians and the zoomer rappers to spam here
ive tried filtering everything sam related but stuff always slips through because he shills here so much
no idea why hydegays lap this shit up straight from the slop bucket. tell me, what does this moronic shit have to do with the sam hyde "brand" of humor? it cringe as frick MTV dark days reality TV and not even good at that.
ask your bear why he likes that mtn dew so much
icuckz lost
never watched and never will
>there are people in this very thread who see pic related and feel nothing but blind rage
what's wrong with them?
Probably because they think her autism is just an act, even though I've known girls like her in real life. Also, her simps are extremely annoying.
i like josie and all but basically it was terrance house for terminally online cryptobros
I’m envious of Jet for being able to pull off a profitable project with his friends and I think it’s a miracle that such a slapstick production didn’t result in failure
He ran out of ideas, stole whatever Cinemaphile suggested, and amazingly didn’t get entangled in lawsuits
I’d really respect him if I didn’t think it was mostly luck
>Zero (0) lawsuits.
>Not even one (1).
>Lawgays are a garbage fire just like everything their pedo-daddy Simmons does.
I don’t know what you’re trying to say, ‘lawgays are a garbage fire’? I seriously don’t understand
My point is that it’s a significant liability having somebody tape their arms up then use your staircase
Are you ESL?
It was a parody of the guy that counted every /ftl/ thread. I'm just calling Team Simmons gays.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/only%20threads%20far%20not%20even%20garbage%20fire/
No, I don't.
I miss the threads, I miss live shitposting with anons, I miss the sense of community that the show brought but not the show itself.
Josie is cool. Period. Anyway, Fishtank season 2 is going to suck. Prepare yourselves to witness newbies asking for QRD on basic shit that happened on s1.
Fish Tank was hilarious for just completely confirming every negative stereotype about MDE fans.
>they have such little going on in their lives that they will watch a stream with literally nothing for hours and hours at a time
>they are so irresponsible with their money they will donate hundreds/thousands to this non-project
>they are so isolated and lonely that they will project parasocial relationships on the participants of the "project" and on the others in chat watching the stream
>they have such low standards for entertainment they would actually trick themselves into thinking they were enjoying this
It's almost like it was a honeypot to reveal how pathetic all of them are. Like a demoralization campaign to make sure they know their place.
Oh you've reached week 2, glad you arrived safely!
>Like a demoralization campaign to make sure they know their place.
Then it didn't work. It was a ton of fun, and that was multiplied by six million knowing homosexuals like you were seething just outside the door for TWO FRICKING MONTHS lol
your post really lays bare the average nu-MDE fan. you're about one shade of cringe from "shadilay my kekistanis"
>Rocky Strain's real name is "Beebo"
Grim
vance is fricking boring and gay and always has been. literal npc
Turkey Tom is a big fat homosexual. Also he's 5'8" and pretends to be taller
Is Sinead O'Connor based? Was she based all this time? Oh man...
Before they started moderating TTS the show was really living up to everything it was promised to be. Once Jon threatened to leave and they started pivoting the show into a friendsimulator is it when it went downhill.
It went downhill when Jet got attached to them, before the show even started he was already in love with Josie.
Remember when all the autistic brown incels on Cinemaphile who are typically always on about "women only do things for male attention!" all got tricked by a wigger girl used to leading on nerds into becoming her meal ticket
MDE died
Sam Hyde gets fricked by guys
MDE never dies. You’re an irrelevant seething homosexual.
>You’re an irrelevant seething homosexual
Just like Sam Hyde
No thanks.
No I don't
In fact the whole thing ruined Sam Hyde and MDE for me