Admit it, you hate her because she’s a women who gets to live a quirky carefree life filled with people that care for her
Meanwhile you’re a man with no close friends who spends all day playing video games, watching cartoons, and jerking off while crying.
Keep seething Cinemaphile nerds
>Meanwhile you’re a man with no close friends who spends all day playing video games, watching cartoons, and jerking off while crying.
I don't cry
I thought she was le depressed
she is but she's also le quirky
Idk I didn’t actually watch the show
1. I don’t hate her, i think she’s cute
2. I don’t cry, I’m in a near constant state of mania
Bad bait brother, try again with a different overused argument.
The latter is a more fulfilling life than whoring yourself out to 3 men at a time at nightclubs dressed like a tramp then whining about being a California wagie who can’t be bothered to save up 2 cents or not make a public embarassment of herself as Fiona does
This is megacope
Men are 3 times more likely to kill themselves for a reason
Yeah
Men don’t get adored for being disgusting empty shells
Oh so when they kill themselves, they’re men now.
underrated
When did I ever say I "hate" her? Who do you think I'm even jerking off to in the first place?
I'm not a man but I do all those things anyway. also she's mean and broke and won't do her damn dishes it's nasty.
I don't hate her and she doesn't come across as carefree at all, if anything she's angry because she's miserable , dissatisfied with her life and broke all the time. If that wasn't obvious.
she is extremely attractive
Extremely?
I like her though, and I dislike we’ve spent 4 years episodes not having proper fi/cake yet. Also this is Cinemaphile bro, we’re cool with that shit here
She's not having a carefree life, her life fricking sucks. She just has two friends and a fricking cat. Most anons unironically live better than her.
I hate her out of jealousy since I will ever be a qt thicc girl
That said, is likely right on the money, having enough time to shitpost here should be proof
Built for mating press.
Wrong. Built for prone bone.
But I do have close friends op and real men WEEP. But, who cares what some fat guy (you) online thinks.
It's more like I dislike how it's becoming normalized for women (and cats) to be obnoxious and/or a public nuisance under the guise of being "quirky" or how they pick and choose when to be self-conscious, flashing a city one minute then b***hing about skirts the next. Where as men are criticized or criminalized for trying to fix issues or create for themselves. Also, that men are rarely recognized as men when they do fix said issues (usually caused by women) and while doing so are slowly pressed into becoming psychotically numb to varying levels of trauma they don't always deserve.
But F&C are alright negatives aside.
I'm pretty sure Fiona is meant to be a frick up on purpose. Her "normal" life is a mess and she's abrasive. I think she'll have arc about getting better.
Um ye ok but um post boob. It’s the rules
Meh that’s gay. She’s “abrasive” cos she lives in modern day israelitenited states which insists upon profits above all else, whatever job she’s doing
>zero required paid days off a year
>really?
Burgers never cease to amaze me. I mean my country fricking sucks but no paid time off at all? How the frick do you justify that and not only that allow your employers to justify it? Americans are the most pathetic, corporate worshipping automations to have ever to not live
US is a close second compared to China. Or at least that's what it used to be. I have no idea what's stable in China anymore.
I hate her because she's the antithesis of what Adventure Time was about; going on adventures with your bro.
now it's about a fat girl, lore, and lesbians.
I want to bang that fictional fat girl so it is okay
What we've gotten so far is just setup. The adventure starts next week
>shows called Adventure Time
>have to wait weeks before adventures because lore
frick off, garbage.
just 2 more weeks, guys! then the show will get good!
>already established character behaves just as she did before half a decade prior
>has already gone on several “adventures” (not that it’s a requirement, do you really want an exact copy? Just go rewatch the og series if so)
The site decided to screw me and put the chain of posts back several comments so I can’t continue telling you how moronic you are, but he assured you’re just a /misc/ack soulless no-one that should frick off back to the critical wanker or mauler comment sections. 10 hour videos on the latest disney slop are more you’re speed, so frick off
>Admit it, you hate her because she’s a women
Yes
I don't hate her, I just don't like the show
Why's that? I'm enjoying it decently enough, I just think it's moving a little slower than I was expecting
Different boi, and I like it so far, but.. come on Black person we’re 4 episodes in and we still don’t have the title characters doing anything yet. Also shorts? What homosexual wrote this? Skirts aren’t hard to move in unless you’re consciously trying to stop them move up. Why would you betray Natasha’s sacred vision like this? Fuggin muto, or ‘becca, maybe ward. At least the sexo thigh highs remain. Anyway when does the actual plot start?
I hate her because all of Adventure Time is homosexual garbage.
So far the only thing I hate about this show is all the small little jabs at they’re better than Finn and Jake. Otherwise no real complaints. I mean we’ve just had set up so far complaining about anything so far is ether nit picking or wanting to get to the fireworks factory.
>Keep seething Cinemaphile nerds
You mean /misc/tards.
I like the show and Fionna, no complaint.
>who spends all day playing video game
I haven't played games since somebody stole my ps3
>Admit it, you hate her
Im vaguely familiar with her at best. I dont hate her, why are you making these wild assumptions? I would LOVE to frick her though, those thighs are begging for intercrural
I don't hate her, what the frick are you talking about? I hate plenty, PLENTY of women, but I have my reasons, I'm not even a misogynists, I'm a misanthrope, I just happen to hate women more because they often have the traits I hate on people most. I don't think anyone on this board really hates fionna being real, there is just not a lot to actually hate without being the petty bullshit you just said and is not that common of a behavior for males to have.
I think fionna in this show is a fine character honestly, she is flawed enough and high energy enough to be charming in a way, she doesn't goes around shift blaming or playing the victim, she is depressed and with a reason. Me personally, just thinks she looks better in skirts than shorts.
Am I supposed to find those two endearing? Because they aren't.
The whole scene where they run away from prismo trying to send them back (and remain alive, unfortunately) shouting
>weee duun doo what yaasss sssaaaayyyyy11!11
killed any hope for developing sympathy for these morons.
Aren't they supposed to be about same age as Fin? Why do they act like toddlers?
Can you remind me what Fin thought it was a good idea to cheer up his friend again? And how it end up going? I just want to make sure we are not going trough some sort of salmonela effect.
He took him for an adventure because that's what he does.
Remind me, did Fin at any point stop, drop and throw a tantrum when someone tried to stop him getting killed? Or at all for that matter?
Also does Fin assault innocent people randomly?
Do you even watch this show?
>This show
Never mind, I forgot. That was Adventure Time.
This is mutos Cake and Fionna or what ever.
Did fionna? Because I don't remember her throwing a tantrum, she was just trying to escape. Acting impulsively is something Fin does a lot.
That scene with coffee was happiest Simon has been so far
I'm pretty sure they've been written to be unlikeable jerks so they can have a development arc. It makes sense if Prismo just copied F&J, but genderswapped+aged them. They quite literally might have arrested development.
At least that's what I hope they were going for.
Did you get btfo in another thread and made this to cope?
I don’t hate her, I love her. All that other stuff you said is true though.
I hate her?
And your post confirms the patriarchy doesn't exist or if it does exist is stacked against men.
so cute