> announced the results of Heche's autopsy, stating that she was not impaired by illicit substances at the time of the incident and that no active drugs were found in her system.
That guy looks like he's on day 5 of a bender and the spills on his shirt signals that he's got the shakes so bad that he can barely keep bottle cap he's shooting the liquor with steady.
I'd be an alcoholic too if I fricked Katheryn Winnick without putting a ring on it or a baby in her. homie came some close to perfection yet so far away.
I'm a fun drunk. Last time I drank a lot, I made a joke about someone being "a person who shits in the street" and my lil bro (who was the DD) whirled me around and was like "you need to shut the frick up, NOW"
I ended up in the hospital the next day too
When I was in college, my gf broke up with me and I whaled out while on a drunken binger. My room mate found me in the morning asleep on the kitchen floor in my undies with a half eaten jar of peanut butter I had destroyed with my bare hands...Haven't been drunk since.
Can anyone tell me if there are still bars and clubs etc where people get drunk? It just seems completely unviable in the age where everyone is carrying video cameras and half of them are filming at any one time. How could you possibly allow yourself to get silly in that setting? You would have to be so fricking young to think that you're fine, you're not going to say or do something that people would be excited to use against you. "Everybody loves me and my antics i'm good". frickin...
I work in a bar. I hardly ever drink myself, but I'm constantly babysitting shitfaced kids aged 18-80. They get drunk, they get into fights, they puke, they do coke in the bathroom, they act like complete morons and I do call the cops every once in a while
The most drunk I got so far in 2023 was at a zogbot officer's mess function. I was openly racist and anti-semitic and telling those present that if they gave a frick about the country we would open the armoury and shoot politicians. The only pushback I got was from the mother of a downie who decided to take umbridge with my use of the word moron (a wog, a israeliteess and a homosexual had my back when i was doing all the other isms tbf). I also told a glowie that 77th brigade were traitors targeting their own citizens illegally. She denied it. A month later my experience from brit/misc/ was front page news.
I also outed a member of SRR whom I knew at university as being a degenerate nonce who used to pay to be used as a toilet at BDSM parties.
So yeah, people still get drunk and no one cares.
I got divorced from an 8 year marriage a few years ago, and hit a very low point for several months. Drank and never left me house at all. It culminated when I messaged an ex from fricking high school on Facebook to hang out, and a few days later I was trying to get her to agree to marry me. I'm thankful I did do that though, her response was blunt enough to completely snap me out of the mental state I was in and I was able to get my life on track fairly quickly.
are you being recorded on video and subsequently publicly shamed by your 17 year old daughter for being an alcoholic? if not then you have some ways to go yet
Last time I got drunk I was absolutely belligerent, I watched the entire 1st season of SpongeBob while yelling + screaming out random noises and throwing cans + furniture at the walls
I tried to draw some of the background artwork thinking it was genius and when I sobered up I'd have myself a brilliant masterpiece, but in reality I just blacked out and woke up with literal shit in my pants
Kinda out me off drinking for a while
I was once so fricked up it took me 2 hours to travel 3 small town blocks. I lost my knife and saw a stranger the next day with it and he gave it back to me no question.
All the time. I get black out drunk a few times a week and wake up with food I don’t remember ordering or covered in my puke, or with my pants pissed, in the shower, bathroom floor, random hotel rooms, parking lot in my car, park bench, pile of rocks, under a truck once too. I spun my car out once too into an empty dirt lot and another time in the rain. Ive been in a lot of weird situations when piss drunk. I dont see what the big deal about having a few drinks and then wolfing down a burger is
Boys, why is the allure of the hard, cold floor so much greater than laying on a couch or bed? Why does the alcoholic mind always yearn to feel concrete beneath them?
Not really. I wish I was sober and rich enough to eat on the ground. As if my broke ass could afford a fricking sandwich. I was always knocked out with my jeans and floor beneath me drenched in my own piss.
This image fills me with sadness and regret
He's better now than he was when that vid was taken.
hes an earthhoffer
THREAD THEME
nice
AND I RIDE AND I RIDE
Drunk and destroying whoopers?
I always thought it was Wendy's in this one.
Good eye. If you look at the hamburger patties they're square.
Yeah I just remembered it for some reason, I haven't watched the vid in years and I don't even go to Wendy's.
Best time of my life.
ITT: Actors/actresses "going there"
BLEAAAARG
Ben Affleck has to be the luckiest and most privileged miserable person ever
Lynchian
this simply cannot be real
It is very real. She was alive for several days after the crash.
sure she was
Why put her in a body bag then?
it'ss not a bag it's a blanket
Bullshit
Body bags don't have double zippers so you can't open them from the inside.
Also, I just noticed that her legs are completely visible.
Ellen Degeneres had her whacked allegedy
> announced the results of Heche's autopsy, stating that she was not impaired by illicit substances at the time of the incident and that no active drugs were found in her system.
thats another level of crazy
why did they kill her? what did she know?
Something evil
The nuclear codes
>Jennifer Garner, your ex-wife, comes to take care of you after your hottie cuban gf breaks up with you
What a life...
Jennifer Garner is a fricking saint
and her pussy and butthole are kino, Ben is a moron chasing boring brown b***hes
Wait, we've seen those?
affleck should do comedies. he's funny
>there's no No. 63 fire truck listed in Los Feliz precinct
>When she helps you out in your lowest, but won't look you in the eye because she can't stand to see what you've become.
I guess having someone is better than having no one but jeez that must suck.
Why is drunk Ben so kino? Is it because of this
Gad damn alcoholism is horrific
How do i only now see that his jacket is inside out?
What gets me is that blank fricking stare. Scary.
Me two nights ago
He should have switched to lots of beer so at least he'd be somewhat bloated enough to play Henry VIII physically.
>Irishman is drunk in public
Many, many such cases.
holy shit that looks like me in 15 years
literally who
John Rhys Meyers
Lara Flynn Boyle
Anne Heche being put in ambulance
.
The vicious cycle of trying to stall the alcohol withdrawal illustrated in a single image.
t. been there
it's barely even the "withdrawal"
it's having to try and face the day sober
It's just hair of the dog. A hangover is not alcohol withdrawal.
That guy looks like he's on day 5 of a bender and the spills on his shirt signals that he's got the shakes so bad that he can barely keep bottle cap he's shooting the liquor with steady.
I'd be an alcoholic too if I fricked Katheryn Winnick without putting a ring on it or a baby in her. homie came some close to perfection yet so far away.
I don't drink...
Even if I'm drunk I'm not gonna lay on the floor and eat because it would be uncomfortable. What was this tard thinking?
he injected too many alcohols
it is comfy though
I'm drunk right now
lie on the ground and eat some food, take a pic, and black your face out. it'll be ebic!
I've been there and worse yeah
On more than one occasion, yes
Woke up in chest high bathtub water full of Hardees thickburger puke.
I'm a fun drunk. Last time I drank a lot, I made a joke about someone being "a person who shits in the street" and my lil bro (who was the DD) whirled me around and was like "you need to shut the frick up, NOW"
I ended up in the hospital the next day too
He sounds like a gay
Literally me
I wouldn't raise a kid who would put a video of me in a state on the internet in exchange for likes
I hope he beat her
When I was in college, my gf broke up with me and I whaled out while on a drunken binger. My room mate found me in the morning asleep on the kitchen floor in my undies with a half eaten jar of peanut butter I had destroyed with my bare hands...Haven't been drunk since.
Does that count?
lol I've had some drunken peanut butter binges
>half eaten jar of peanut butter I had destroyed with my bare hands..
thats a normal night for any stoner
fricking hell americans are pussies. that’s nothing, literally a teenage boozer on the weekend for most
that is painfully mild.
Ive been in jail 4 times in the drunk tank for public intoxication. I WISH I had stayed home and ate a half jar of peanut butter, frick outta here
Can anyone tell me if there are still bars and clubs etc where people get drunk? It just seems completely unviable in the age where everyone is carrying video cameras and half of them are filming at any one time. How could you possibly allow yourself to get silly in that setting? You would have to be so fricking young to think that you're fine, you're not going to say or do something that people would be excited to use against you. "Everybody loves me and my antics i'm good". frickin...
LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FIRECROTCH
You now remember Brandon Davis's brother voiced Mikey on Recess.
Left is 1977 Elvis
Right is 1955 Elvis
And then he OD'd on fentanyl like George Floyd.
expansion pack for what?
Looks like Sims 2
just go to a boomer irish bar on a tuesday night or something
what about the mentioned issue
if you go to a shitty run down place with an older customer base, everyone will just be there to get drunk and no one will be filming
Sure, pal.
do you go outside
Wtf are you for real?
I work in a bar. I hardly ever drink myself, but I'm constantly babysitting shitfaced kids aged 18-80. They get drunk, they get into fights, they puke, they do coke in the bathroom, they act like complete morons and I do call the cops every once in a while
The boy in the bubble, is that you?
Jfc seek sunlight
The most drunk I got so far in 2023 was at a zogbot officer's mess function. I was openly racist and anti-semitic and telling those present that if they gave a frick about the country we would open the armoury and shoot politicians. The only pushback I got was from the mother of a downie who decided to take umbridge with my use of the word moron (a wog, a israeliteess and a homosexual had my back when i was doing all the other isms tbf). I also told a glowie that 77th brigade were traitors targeting their own citizens illegally. She denied it. A month later my experience from brit/misc/ was front page news.
I also outed a member of SRR whom I knew at university as being a degenerate nonce who used to pay to be used as a toilet at BDSM parties.
So yeah, people still get drunk and no one cares.
I got divorced from an 8 year marriage a few years ago, and hit a very low point for several months. Drank and never left me house at all. It culminated when I messaged an ex from fricking high school on Facebook to hang out, and a few days later I was trying to get her to agree to marry me. I'm thankful I did do that though, her response was blunt enough to completely snap me out of the mental state I was in and I was able to get my life on track fairly quickly.
Your blog sucks
Then don't read it.
A thread died for this
Good,frick you
good for you bro. it will get better
lol, pussy, even theoretical pussy does do this to a homie
i AM there
god i wish that was me
Absolutely. Thank god I could just sleep it off and barely remember anything without a b***h daughter filming it.
I haven’t just been there, I’m there right now.
how do you make sure your kids are cool enough to hang out and have a floorburg sesh with you instead of trying to get you cancelled on social media?
But nobody film it
I just watched the Roast of Hasselhoff the other day. Plenty of solid “eating a cheeseburger off the floor” and alcoholic gags.
I've been worse
stay golden, ponyboy
I'm hoping to be there several times over the next few weeks
(I'm there right now)
(Please kill me me)
are you being recorded on video and subsequently publicly shamed by your 17 year old daughter for being an alcoholic? if not then you have some ways to go yet
I haven't because I've never drank but I have been and currently am in worse places.
Sounds like you need a drink
In a better world he could’ve beaten his daughter for doing this.
i dont drink
Last time I got drunk I was absolutely belligerent, I watched the entire 1st season of SpongeBob while yelling + screaming out random noises and throwing cans + furniture at the walls
I tried to draw some of the background artwork thinking it was genius and when I sobered up I'd have myself a brilliant masterpiece, but in reality I just blacked out and woke up with literal shit in my pants
Kinda out me off drinking for a while
I was once so fricked up it took me 2 hours to travel 3 small town blocks. I lost my knife and saw a stranger the next day with it and he gave it back to me no question.
I’m there right now.
I've been worse. this is just a normal Friday
thats a good day for me, seriously my only motivation to get a job right now is so that i can buy a gun and kill myself
Nice pits.
i know right?
whomst?
Lilly Tran
the actual video where i took this screenshot is gone (sadly) but here is a link to another one of her videos
All the time. I get black out drunk a few times a week and wake up with food I don’t remember ordering or covered in my puke, or with my pants pissed, in the shower, bathroom floor, random hotel rooms, parking lot in my car, park bench, pile of rocks, under a truck once too. I spun my car out once too into an empty dirt lot and another time in the rain. Ive been in a lot of weird situations when piss drunk. I dont see what the big deal about having a few drinks and then wolfing down a burger is
i like those videos of those fat bong chicks getting wasted & then passing out & puking all over the city
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Corr
guy cant even eat some food off the floor without it becoming a scandal. what kind of fricking world do we live in?
Drunk and eating fast food off the floor ? Yeah probably
it, you’ve been there.
Hell yeah, buhruther, and I’ll be there again someday.
me rn
many times.
Seven beers and two old fashions in. What's the damage lads?
Dunkin
No, I don't get that drunk.
Boys, why is the allure of the hard, cold floor so much greater than laying on a couch or bed? Why does the alcoholic mind always yearn to feel concrete beneath them?
i have never drank alcohol in my life
Not really. I wish I was sober and rich enough to eat on the ground. As if my broke ass could afford a fricking sandwich. I was always knocked out with my jeans and floor beneath me drenched in my own piss.