Adriana in the Sopranos is supposed to be this sexy hot bimbo babe everyone wants to frick. But I always found her unattractive. Am I gay?
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Adriana in the Sopranos is supposed to be this sexy hot bimbo babe everyone wants to frick.
No.
No.
Possibly
She's crazy ugly. It's one of those typically moronic TV scenes where everyone is falling over backwards and going crazy how hot a certain fugly actress is. Happens all the time.
t. gay
Anon, have you ever referred to pussy as axe wounds? Do you feel repulsed by women? then yes, you are a homosexual.
>t.gay
I know that you are gay. Thanks for stating it yourself
I'm gay and I know she is certainly not ugly lmao.
literally peggy from mad men
Peggy was actively made fun of but some of them wanted to frick her cause the power dynamic was different with her since she wasn't like the other girls.
Her nose is a bit big but she has a slamming body. Vegas girl is still the hottest.
>Vegas girl
Sarah shahi is still pretty but she's looking a little skeletor these days. She looked great when pregger on Life.
Yeah, you're really gay. Adriana is not only hot but also seems like a nice GF to have. Dumb as bricks but appears less outright materialistic than Carmella and is actually interested in working.
Cake face, tight body, lots of over the top accessories and hair, expensive clothes. This is the definition of a high maintenance b***h. That can naturally turn off some people subconsciously. Usually people who have had a bad relationship. You lose the “i would do anything for her” mentality after a couple crazy b***hes.
>high maintenance b***h
bro look at where her and Chris live, you have drug pipes and ashtrays filling up the coffee table 24/7, she can't be high maintenance.
That actually is a worse sign, when their only focus on quality is for themselves. Comfortable to live in a world covered in shit as long as they got their expensive high heels and latest fur coats.
I don't think she gave Chris a hard time about wanting nice things, I think she enjoyed receiving nice things that Chris gave to her, like any person would. She wasn't annoying about it.
Melfi is way hotter.
shit, I'm gay and I'd still bang Melfi
homosexual
Melfi needs me to suck the shower water off her breasts
Close your mouth hun, you look like a trout.
I coom
she was absolutely hideous in goodfellas but she was very good looking in the sopranos over 10 years later
is the wall a meme?
You are fricking insane.
She was 35-ish when she made Goodfellas. She's always looked older - she was kind of rough in Hackers, and played an ugly middle aged mother of DiCaprio in Basketball Diaries the same year. She looked damned good for almost 50 in the Sopranos. But then if you find pictures of her when she was married to Keitel, oofa.
she looks really ugly in the pic you posted but beauty is subjective, maybe you find her good looking
I want to frick thic Meadow
She has a certain attraction, but I understand why you might not like her.
I was her to be in my trashy cmnf fantasy
>But I always found her unattractive. Am I gay?
She's only supposed to be hot to dumb guineas and dagos.
She looks like a rough busted hoor, but was way out of Chris' league, and because of this she's presented as attractive. Out of context, she's not attractive but did sneak past the wall
Not really. The only remotely attractive females in the show are Meadow, Melfi and Lorraine.
Excuse me?
>those thighs
Made for Big Guido wiener
Built for my average sized wiener
boom boom
oof madone
Always thought this was from some gay Renee Zellweger go-girl chickflick.
She's so perfectly thicc
I'd bust in her no rubbah
She had a good body but her tackie attitude was a huge turn off
*dabs on adriana*
Heh, nothing personnel, kiddo...
Correct. D-girl was hauntingly beautiful, but I thought Silvio had the cutest wife.
she is lil Stevie's wife irl, which explains why she can't act
She’s fine. Mid tier for that show
Extremely hot
Looked like my gf from HS so “been there done that” for me, pass nowadays
Smash but only now, Jamie Seigler is like 40 and very hot
Carmela was extremely hot for 2-3 episodes, but otherwise, pass
Charmaine may be the hottest woman on the show. just damn.
Honorable mention:
Tracee was a good girl. Hot actress
Also Melfi. She’s the OG, idk how someone could watch goodfellas and pass on that. You see one of her breasts in one ep of sopranos iirc lmao
Kys btw
Gorgeous.
>mfw i found out she's the bald toddler from the 1980s Dune
She also played a diseased androgynous mute moron in Mindwarp (1992)
she also reads the poem about laura in twin peaks and watches her Bf kill himself 25 years later
my god this girl was gorgeous, one of the most beautiful ever. she took me off and i got obssessed with her for like a week
didn't her parents both die recently?
Yes, but for some reason she was a vegan already, so now you know she is deeply fricked-up.
>sexy israeliteess
>played by a goy
>alicia witt height 5′ 8″
Nah. Great body, alright personality but shit-tier face, at least with her make up on.
This holy shit.
11/10 woman and 2x7 is one of the best episodes in the entire series.
I have no idea how they got the actors to agree to some of these scenes but holy frick am I glad that they did.
Well considering how the men in The Sopranos look, she is indeed a 10/10 surrounded by fat ugly people.
Late 90's/early 2000's milfs are a very acquired taste.
People can be sexy without being attractive
>supposed to be this sexy hot bimbo babe everyone wants to frick. But I always found her unattractive.
Eva Mendes general?
>But I always found her unattractive. Am I gay?
Just means you have tastes, standards, and intelligence.
Steer clear of b***hes like that, they bleed you dry. Maybe if they keep their c**t mouths shut while you have your way with her for a night or two. But to offer her a permanent position next to your side? She'll bleed you dry and sell you out down the road.
She came across as trashy and crude, but not a bad person. I'd date her. Probably nuts in bed too.
I can fix her
Same. Carmela and the other older housewives are so much more attractive.
The issue is the character being written as super attracrive but the actress simply can't pull it off.
Not liking Eyetie girls means you're low test.
She looks bogged and not bogged at the same time.
Looks a lot like my sister, but she is a single mom and cop
Charmaine was the hottest
I always thought Tony had hotter girlfriends personally. The Russian, the car dealer, even the 1 legged b***h. ALL HOTTER than Adriana
she's very pretty by any standard. the thing that turns you off is the early 2000s jersey trash hair, nails and clothes. women are funny like that they can basically shapeshift.
so no you're not gay you just have decent taste
2 bawds mogged by
>profile better than front
wtf
na she looks like a trailer park 8 , ive never like that 'white trash' bimbo blond,
This is a weird image, because my immediate reaction is frick no, but my penis seems to disagree with my conscious brain opinion.
she's hot in a trashy way
I always wanted to frick Arties c**ty big titted cooking wife more than Adrianna.
I love when the Italian cook says that line about titty fricking her. Utter hilarity
Ro was the one for me.
Mackenzie Trucillo was actually the hottest.
She was the most based wife on the show, by far
She was bug eyed and ugly. Get the frick out of here with your wierdo mommy fetish.
Is it true she had hallitosis? I'm serious I never know if it's a meme or not and I can never find anything on Google.
Girls like this are sexual, not trophy wives you bring to family gathers. You go on vacation with her while she wears her hot trashy bawd outfits and it's like a sexcapade then you come home to your wife
Cheating on your wife is the most awful thing to do. You are a monster
Cheating on your wife is based, stop being a pussy
>Cheating on your devoted wife is awful
>Cheating on your harpy c**t shrew of a wife is based
It's the accent. New York and New Jersey accents are disgusting
Low T possibly but really, she's the older guy's idea of a younger piece of ass which is possibly what is confusing some of you. You don't really want to frick your own daughter by proxy, she's a broad.
This was the best girl on the show. So devoted and loving and hot.
SHE WAS A HOOAH
>devoted and loving
>put cigarettes out on her newborn
Gotta show the baby that life is tough.
She was a horrrse
She was a butterface and older than ya think during the show.
Yep, I've fricked dudes and you're still gayer than me
nah
she ain't special
She's got that Olsen twins vibe going on
She aged pretty good actually, at least in this pic
She was supposed to be a trashy, disgusting and stupid prostitute.
In other words: A Jersey 10
Good body, ugly/mean looking face, like a chihuahua
I like sweet girly girls so Adrianna
she is somewhat attractive
She had a great body. Her ass in those white pants, unf
>Am I gay?
Yes. You guys are so weird, she's like a 9/10
Best girl coming through
Built for BBC.
this is top tier blasphemy. good luck the rest of your life
>blasphemy
There's nothing divine about Mary. I can joke about Mary blowing all 12 disciples, John the Baptist and Paul because she's just another human like me.
Based
have a nice day homosexual
Porn has warped my perception of women to the point even a 9.5 bombshell might not get a reaction out of me, despite being a 5 on my best day.
>CRTL+F Isabella
>0 results
It's not just you, OP, this entire board is nothing but gays.
I'd frick her.
yeah you're gay. but who cares
imagine her unloading her bowels, sitting backwards on the toilet so you can watch. just a symphony of farts, sharts, poop and poopy water.
all issuing cross her sweet ass you love so much.
you have to kiss her in the stank and tell her how beautiful she is
>that episode where she had IBS and was constantly on the verge of shitting herself
Huuunnnggg
She’s obviously attractive but not really my type, nice body but her face is honestly kinda mid. Still 8/10
great hair. she's also very submissive and loyal. dumb, but that can be ok
No the character is pretty tacky and dumb imo. That ruins any good looks she might have to me.
Her and meadow are so incredibly distracting that I cannot finish an episode without cooming
If they both had some cream on their lips I’d love to add to it
>this was supposed to be her body AFTER giving birth
deeply unrealistic casting
she's horrendous
Still would
Tastes must very because I think she's fricking gorgeous in that photo.
>Am I gay?
Yes. She was hot and had nice feet
Yes
>/ss/
BASED
24 isn't shota
Nothing wrong with that, you just don't like bawdy looking Italians
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i thought nofap meant no porn either but yeah thats what i meant
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daydrinking is better anyway
How can it be an illusion if you really go through the stated control.
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That's the definition of control, how can it be an illusion.
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No. You're only gay if you wouldn't frick her regardless of this.
Ugly voice, average face, mediocre body.
Decent actress, bad casting.
If you were born post 1997 you grew up in a time where fatassed BBL women and were shoved down your throats you will never find a skinny ass bottle blonde with a flat ass and breasts attractive unless you are a literal pedo
born 97 not a pedo
>McHuman opinions
Europe called, we said, youre moronic.
t. literally dying out yuropoors
this argument only works if muslims are also ass>breasts
Her face looks too bony, she's NOT hot.
nah, she has a man face and a borderline fridge body.
Same. I don't like blonde's with oompa loompa skin.
youre not gay, youre virgins with no realistic standards.
for me
she becomes a hambeast
a straight is supposed to find her attractive if he got a proper straight male gaze and see the attractiveness through the tasteless sleazy way she presents herself . this is the way of the coomer.
She's not attractive to anyone besides Pajeets. She's a hook nosed gargoyle whose only asset is that she isn't fat.
you just know this guy has a folder of side profiles and millimeter measurements
No your brain has just been ruined by viewing thousands of hours of hardcore porn
Shes objectively a smoke show for anyone with some bit of dopamine receptors left
She looks ok in the right light, but she's not some ludicrously attractive woman. She's an LA 5, a TV 6, and a Jersey 11.
carm best girl
>tfw no carm wife
Yeah she was peak in the entirety of season 4
i found that some dudes really don't give a shit about a hatchetface if the body's tight. those are the dudes super into adrianna. but really this is an aesthetic question. you should frick any women you can who's not old, obese, or disfigured so that you have fond memories when you're old
Yeah
she's hot but her aesthetic is horrible would not bang
Complete opposite for me, I love her style but her face is ugly as a butt
that whower that ralphie killed is the best
That one scene where Meadow is in college and complaining about getting a job to her mom in the kitchen while she is wearing the most loose pool outfit with her booba and fat thighs hanging out.
dating a Gloria lookalike. Similar personality too.
I will fix her.
The only way to find out is to go suck a wiener. Let us know the results after
She has a nice body, but a face that's much harder to like. I think it's the former that everyone finds attractive. I'm sure there are guys that like her face, but it's not a prerequisite.
Gloria was the hottest Sopranos girl.
Drea has a pretty face, and then a banging, tight body. But her character is perfect - if you grew up in the NY/Jersey/Philly area, every block had a woman like her - fake blond, perfect body, and was always on the arm of the toughest mook on the block. But if you talk to one of them for five minutes, you realize they're vain, shallow, really stupid...and not that loyal if you have an 8ball or more cash than her roided out boyfriend.
Look, but do not touch. They all end up fat barflys dreaming of back in the day when everyone wanted to frick them, but now...they can't even get $10 for a blowjob in the alley.
If you lived there, you know her. And you know how they nailed the character.
And, honestly, Drea is too pretty for the role. A guy like Cristufuh would never get a girl like Drea. and the actor who plays Cristufuh is a fashion model compared to most real made guys and mafia hanger-ons. Drea is the kind of girl who leaves New Jersey and Long Island at 18 and is never seen there again. LA is full of them, waiting tables and serving bar.
She's trashy hot. Like trailer trash but some kind of tasteless leopard print everywhere jersey guido variety. This may subtract some points but she's still pretty hot on a universal level
>She's trashy hot.
This. Adriana as a character is one of the most perfect examples of "trashy hotness" in any show ever
You're low test, sheltered and couldn't handle a woman like that.