>Adult midget tries to have a sexual relationship with an 8-year-old girl
How the FRICK did Disney let this happen?
This shit was fricking disturbing.
>Adult midget tries to have a sexual relationship with an 8-year-old girl
>Adult midget tries to have a sexual relationship with an 8-year-old girl
How the FRICK did Disney let this happen?
This shit was fricking disturbing.
Gideon is not an adult.
There was no objective evidence his attempts were sexually motivated
Go back
Well for one thing Gideon was a kid, younger than Mabel by about 2 years, and Mabel isn’t 8 she’s 12 and turns 13 in the series finale
>actually she's a 700 year old dragon
Shut the frick up. she's drawn as an 8 year old, she's 8.
Well if she’s 8 (she’s actually 12) he’s 6 (he’s actually 10) so either way you come out looking like a fricking moron
Little pissy, ain't ya?
what the hell does that even mean?
Eexcept he's an adult? he goes to adult prison, his body is covered in hair, he mentions his ex wife like 3 times an episode, we had that episode where Dipper befriends Gideon's estranged son, etc.
It means you are a little b***h
>he goes to adult prison
Easily explained by the fact that citizens (and therefore government) of Gravity Falls is moronic
>his body is covered in hair
No he's not
>he mentions his ex wife like 3 times an episode
>we had that episode where Dipper befriends Gideon's estranged son
This never happened
>This never happened
so you didn't even watch the show?
why are you talking to me?
>Eexcept he's an adult?
He’s 10
>he goes to adult prison
Cause it’s funnier
>his body is covered in hair
Pic related
>he mentions his ex wife like 3 times an episode
Are you moronic that does not happen like at all
>we had that episode where Dipper befriends Gideon's estranged son, etc.
Did you watch two different shows and maybe accidentally merge both in your head or something
>Are you moronic that does not happen like at all
so you didn't actually watch the show?
In Blendin's Game, they went back 10 years from the present and we see in the background proof that Gideon was just born. He's therefore only 10 years old.
>poster is already faded and vandalized
well I'm not, so I don't
what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence
again, why are you here if you don't watch the show?
This is certainly a unique troll, but I'm not sure where you can actually go with this other than just continually asking people if they've watched the show. You've hit a wall.
This, there are better ways to troll, this will have people post maybe once or twice see the game and walk away
Just as a reminder to my fellow Internet denizens: This is what actual autism looks like.
You're a b***h, but the visual design of the twins always bothered me in GF. It's especially jarring that most of the teenage characters absolutely tower over the two even though the age gap between them is like one or two years at most. Gideon is 100% supposed to be a kid though and is styled as such. The only part of his design that could be read as old is his hair color.
>ideon is 100% supposed to be a kid though and is styled as such.
he has five fingers
4 fingers is only a sign of innocence, not youth
Then why does Stanford, the oldest member of the cast, have six fingers? Checkmate.
no?
FOP has the exact same design style. Teens tower over teens
And God drew you as male, you're a male.
nice bait, wienersucker.
you're the only one being this vocal about your own schizo interpretation. Just admit to yourself that you want to frick the child then get help.
Here (You) go, homosexual.
>It's bait, but it makes people really angry
why does this happen
newbies/autists that can't sniff out an obvious shitpost
If people stopped replying to bait, site activity would drop 800%
He is a vampire but he is still a vampire who is Younger than mabel
>people fell for it
i cant tell if its bait or not anymore, but dammit, have a (you) anon
Mabel would not have found any of Gideon’s courtings creepy if he looked like Mermando.
Don't worry bro, once you get out of high school, get a job and develop a personality women will start liking you for who you are.
>Child who pretends he's an adult midget tries to have a relationship with a 12-year-old girl
fixed that for you
does nobody here remember the scene in "Dipper's Pimple" where we see Lil Gideon buy booze and he has to show his ID to the Indian chick at the counter?
If you’re gonna make shit up you need to try harder
This episode should've come out after the "Dipper gets a crush on Wendy/convenience store with ghosts" epidode, not before.
RANDY NEWMAN TRIED TO WARN US
nice work OP. You're still a gay tho
I think it was episode "Mabel's Big Break" where it was revealed he was actually a midget. He's busy fricking two prostitutes (both dressed like Mabel) when his """dad""" tries to get him to do his little Gideon bit. Obviously Gideon tells him to eat so he can keep fricking. Then after that, one of the prostitutes look to him and say "I don't know why they call you little Gideon when you should be called big Gideon"
yeah it's weird toon disney aired that
To be fair to OP, I also thought Gideon was an adult midget during his first episode. I felt pretty stupid at the end when I realized I was mistaken, though.
Gravity Falls kind of predicted the future with this character. There are now child profits and speakers in Qanon circles.
the midget is relatable
Did you guys not see the episode where Gideon has to have a lung transplant from breathing in agent orange in Nam?
Did you guys forget the episode where Gideon robbs the Gravity Falls adult film store because they have a copy of Lil Gideon goes Wild? As a psychic, nothing ruins the mystique like having a corny porno that you star in floating around out there.
Or later, we see Stan bidding on a copy at auction to get one over on Gideon, but Gideon has his "dad" hurl a molotov into the merchandise to destroy the tape.
>implying Gideon was actually a kid
>not remembering the episode where it was revealed that Gideon was a draft dodger
The talkback thread was fricking wild
You gayots mass replied what's honestly the most pathetic attempt at bait I have ever seen
You guys DESERVE how fricking dogshit your board is hahahaha