>Adulthood is realizing that even if the potion seller truly believed his potions were too strong, he should not assume what the knight is or isn’t capable of handling, and that it’s his choice if he wishes to risk his life.
>Adulthood is realizing that even if the potion seller truly believed his potions were too strong, he should not assume what the knight is or isn?...
The potion seller takes pride in his potions and doesn't want them wasted on the likes of a lowly knight who can't handle his potions
My favorite Kuritzkes skit will always be 100% a frog
Didn't the restaurant Panera get sued to all hell 'cause their caffeinated lemonaid killed some young student? You shouldn't sell dangerous things to consumers without earning.
If caffeinated lemonaid kills you you deserve to die.
Imagine needing to warn people that products that contain caffeine might contain caffeine.
>caffinated "charged" lemonade
>woman with known bad heart issues drinks knowingly, dies
>moronic man drinks multiple refills of drink everyday for like a month, dies
>there should be a dont drink this if you're anninsane moron or can't handle caffeine sign
>there should be a picture of the fat dead moron on the soda incase an illiterate moron drinks there
>there should be warning labels on cups "do not consume 25 cups of lemonade in 1 sitting due to fear of death"
>they should put the beverages behind glass and you get a caffeine punch card and panera bread should coordinate with other locations to prevent an insane moron from going from location to location looking for his lemony drug.
frick em
When are they going to sue all the other chain places selling garbage filled with calories for "making" people fat?
ruining your health over time with clearly visible signs shouldn't be illegal, you literally have to ignore becoming an obese frick in order to really die from fatty food
it's not the case with caffeinated sugary drinks where you can quite suddenly drop dead if you drink too much of them one time while having weaker heart (or even just going through a more severe flu)
I can buy a pack of painkillers over the counter and then take the whole pack and have a very bad time, why aren't they illegal?
There is something mentally wrong with you if you think 3 large drinks is an acceptable amount to drink.
>There is something mentally wrong with you if you think 3 large drinks is an acceptable amount to drink.
maybe I was thirsty
comparing potent painkillers to something that is mainly a sugary drink is fricking moronic KYS
In most countries, they will limit how many painkillers you can buy at one time.
>warrior takes potion
>dies
>people find his body with potion seller BRAND empty potion bottle
>rumor spreads that his potions kill
Bad PR
He says his potions kill
They aren't intended to kill, they only kill the weak because they are such strong potions. Potion seller doesn't want that to happen and he's clearly not an amoral ancap libertarian freak.
no one will notice one knight keeling over right before the battle starts. merchant missed a chance to book some profits. if the death is painless then it would even be merciful
If the knight was true he wouldn’t need to rely on a merchant’s useless potion. He wouldn’t have broke down in the store like a baby either
You are absolutely fricking delusional if you think any of the top Knights are natty. They all take strong potions these days.
whatsoever you say sir derek more shields more yields
Why is the knight even in the store if these potions are so powerful? How did he hear about these potions? Wouldn’t he need a referral?
There was clearly no signage about the strength of the potions else the potion seller would have referred to it. It's perfectly reasonable to wander into any shop and expect service. And in a lot of places it's illegal to discriminate and deny services based on prejudice. It's possible that potion seller actually broke the law. You don't need a referral or script for potions.
You're applying modern regulations to a world of dragons, obviously there hasn't been the kind of progress required for bureaucracy to rot the system out from the inside.
The customer is ALWAYS right. Bunch of rascals itt
If a "beast" still isn't strong enough for his potions then what the frick is?
>regular human walks into a witcher potion shop and demands witcher grade potions
Dude no. Your testicles are gonna evaporate.
>Your testicles are gonna evaporate.
sounds like a me problem, bake the cake bigot
What if the knight was planning to use the potion on his weapons to make them more deadly?
I never use consumables in games outside of healing ones
just can't be arsed
>make potions so strong they would kill a dragon
>presumably because you can
>clearly there’s no market for such potions
>someone demands your strongest potions
>obviously not your STRONGEST potions, but the strongest potions they’re capable of using
>take the opportunity to go on about your pointlessly strong potions anyway
This potion seller is going to go out of business like this.
why didn't he just dilute the potion?
what the frick are you all talking about