Afraid of Jigsaw?

Afraid of Jigsaw?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HIT EM
    HIT EM
    HIT EM

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I enjoy MC content.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    objection OVERRULED

    BITCH

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENOUGH WITH THE SAW THREADS

    • 7 months ago
      Dunkaccino

      Literally the best threads. Lawchuds are coping they can’t convict Jiggy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST NOT COMMIT A crime AND WALK AWAY?

        Will anyone ever make a convincing legal argument to convict JigC?

        Technically him and his cronies kidnap people which could stick.
        Also
        >In some jurisdictions, giving someone a drug without their consent is considered “infliction of bodily harm.”

        Why would I be afraid of an innocent man?

        It's RICO.
        Yes, seriously. There is a way to convict him, convoluted though it may sound. John Kramer is guilty of racketeering.
        He effectively heads the criminal enterprise "Jigsaw", and if any members or affiliates of Jigsaw can be demonstrated to have committed a combined total of two predicate activities (such as kidnapping or distribution of controlled substances), then all affiliates who knowingly facilitated these actions for their goals are guilty of the felony of racketeering.

        Moving someone is not kidnapping them and not stopping someone from drugging you is consenting to being drugged. Next.

        >not stopping someone from drugging you
        The victims have been explicitly shown to try to stop people from drugging them, however. If your legal theory held and was applied universally, then there could be no such thing as completed crimes, only attempted crimes, since the completion would imply the victim's consent was obtained. Nonetheless, we DO charge people with completed kidnapping, murder, drugging, etc.
        And regardless, Jigsaw members unambiguously used controlled substances to commit some of these kidnappings or traps. The predicates are there clear as day.
        John Kramer is a racketeer.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the sawhead is avoiding this post

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the sawhead is avoiding this post

          What profits is Jigsaw making here?

          Jiggy walks

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just "typically". RICO need not be related to a for-profit enterprise. For example, there is a very high-profile RICO case where the goal of the RICO affiliation was to subvert an election.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't seen Saw X yet but iirc Jigsaw didn't subvert any election.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did Jigsaw make you cut some of your frontal lobe out? You're not capable of logical extension?
                In the federal RICO statute, it outright does not matter the exact goal of the criminal organization, it is criminal on account of the predicate acts they are determined to have made.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In the federal RICO statute
                >Any violation of state statutes against gambling, murder, kidnapping, extortion, arson, robbery, bribery, dealing in obscene matter, or dealing in a controlled
                substance or listed chemical (as defined in the Controlled Substances Act);
                Cannot be proven i.e see this thread
                >Any act of bribery, counterfeiting, theft, embezzlement, fraud, dealing in obscene matter, obstruction of justice, slavery, racketeering, gambling, money laundering, commission of murder-for-hire, and many other offenses covered under the Federal criminal code (Title 18);
                Not applicable.
                >Embezzlement of union funds;
                Not applicable.
                >Bankruptcy fraud or securities fraud;
                Not applicable.
                >Drug trafficking; long-term and elaborate drug networks can also be prosecuted using the Continuing Criminal Enterprise Statute;
                Not applicable.
                >Criminal copyright infringement;
                Not applicable.
                >Money laundering and related offenses;
                Not applicable.
                >Bringing in, aiding or assisting aliens in illegally entering the country (if the action was for financial gain);
                Not applicable.
                >Acts of terrorism.
                Cannot be proven i.e see this thread

                Anyway jiggy walks youre moronic trying to use lawyer jargon to sound smart

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Money laundering and related offenses;
                >Not applicable.
                Did you not see Saw X? Jigsaw stole an enormous amount of cash from another criminal syndicate in Mexico and then entrusted it to one of his associates. It wasn't legal for him to do that.
                >Bringing in, aiding or assisting aliens in illegally entering the country (if the action was for financial gain);
                >Not applicable.
                And what did we just see? He brought in operatives from Mexico and acquired their cash.
                >substance or listed chemical (as defined in the Controlled Substances Act);
                >Cannot be proven i.e see this thread
                What's your definition of proof, exactly? Because there's actually a specific standard to be met by the state: "beyond reasonable doubt," and a jury can determine the truth of the facts as they see fit based on the exhibits of trial.
                Heard of an autopsy? Any victim believed connected to the Jigsaw organization will test positive for these substances. All the prosecution will then need to do is convince the jury that, in fact, there is an obvious connection between all these victims (the meticulous traps + the audio tapes with the same voice found at the crime scenes + the jigsaw doll motif left behind) to tie them to the Jigsaw organization and thus tie the Jigsaw organization to the dealing in controlled substances.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you not see Saw X?

                I haven't seen Saw X yet but iirc Jigsaw didn't subvert any election.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah. Well, regardless of the money charge itself, the trafficking of people from Mexico stands. Those victims are obviously tied to the Jigsaw killings and a jury will gladly accept their trafficking and drugging as the requisite two predicate acts.
                That's life in prison for Jigsaw.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                JigC has extraterritorial rights.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          His followers acted independently and without instruction from Jiggy. Jiggy was also unaware of the criminal activities perpetuated by his followers. Your Honour, this is ridiculous you have to throw out this case. They've got nothing on my client!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jiggy was also unaware of the criminal activities perpetuated by his followers. Your Honour, this is ridiculous you have to throw out this case
            Counsel, these claims are matters of fact. Though your client is presumed innocent, the point of a trial is to determine the facts at issue. One fact in dispute between the government and your client is this: was John Kramer aware of the criminal activity of his followers?
            A trial will determine this fact and other relevant facts in dispute. For these reasons, I will deny your motion.
            *BANG*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is a Hollywood product so there is no need to convict him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST NOT COMMIT A CRIME AND WALK AWAY?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST NOT COMMIT A CRIME AND WALK AWAY?

      >this is Cinemaphile though

      troony discord users

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to this day, not a single Cinemaphile user managed to stick any criminal charges on jigsaw
    Really makes you think.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a convincing theory that he did serial medicare fraud
      it’s sort of a plot hole since he’s not supposed to be a criminal

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I saw..
        Well played you cheeky c**t. Well played.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he sends one of his junkie minions to drug me
    >the Black person's hiding in my closet
    >I have cameras and I already know he's there
    >I pretend like I don't know
    >when he jumps on top of me I turn around and immediately disable him
    >I break his arm and knock him the frick out
    >I find my way into Jigsaw's cuck shed and piss and shit everywhere like a Black person

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest: until this year, I had no idea he was human. I used to think the guy on the pic was Palpatine.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What sort of punishment awaits me for pirating hundreds of games?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have 24 hours to beat Bloodborne without dying a single time. If you do, a bomb in the controller will explode. After the 24 hours is up, the bomb will explode regardless of game progress. Also the controller is handcuffed to your wrists.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        d-does it count as dying if you intentionally die to the kidnappers to get early access to the unseen village and Paarl? I don't think you drop your blood echos so I don't think it should count!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have 24 hours to beat Bloodborne without dying a single time. If you do, a bomb in the controller will explode. After the 24 hours is up, the bomb will explode regardless of game progress. Also the controller is handcuffed to your wrists.

      oh also keys are dispensed to you upon defeating the final boss that let you get outta the handcuffs and door

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can’t get you if you never leave your room. Checkmate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Amanda or one of his other goons won't just come in your room and knock you out with a baseball bat while you're gooning.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How were they successful in getting the jump on someone and knocking them out every single time?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They practice kidnap each other in between movies.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    eminem phenotype

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will anyone ever make a convincing legal argument to convict JigC?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically him and his cronies kidnap people which could stick.
      Also
      >In some jurisdictions, giving someone a drug without their consent is considered “infliction of bodily harm.”

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moving someone is not kidnapping them and not stopping someone from drugging you is consenting to being drugged. Next.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek I don't think that would hold up in court anon.Also the fact that the people are playing the games against their will and dying as result. It's not like they can say "I don't want to play" and Jiggy is like "Alright you're free to go, come back anytime."

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are free to go, just need to get the key etc. Is someone needing to use a doorknob to leave your house being forced to stay since they need to open your door to leave? No.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I gotta give you credit this shit is funny, but I know you have to be bullshitting. There's a massive difference between being strapped in a chair and forced to play a death game in a basement somewhere versus just opening a door and leaving from your friends house.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is the fundamental difference?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Using a doorknob to leave is completely voluntary, nothing or anyone is stopping you from exiting. The door is not stopping you from exiting. If someone is stopping you from exiting that is you being held against your will which is exactly what Jiggy is doing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No he's not. For example, the key is behind your eye. Going into your eye to grab the key is completely voluntary. Jiggy is not keeping you from cutting out your eye to get the key. He even provides the tools to do it quickly.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does he even get the key behind their eye without their consent? Are they drugged against their will while Jiggy is performing non-licensed medical surgery on them from his basement? I don't think the person with the key behind their eye wants it there.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would if every single person this has happened to wasn't dead and having a closed casket funeral.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That makes it harder to prove, not easier.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/abduction

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the taking of a person against their will
            Prove it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Evidence from victims homes/vehicles/electronics that suggest they weren't planning on willingly being placed in death traps, as well as statements from known associates about the victim's conversations and interactions prior to their disappearance.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can you prove he kidnapped them though?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon he knocks them out either by violent force or drug injection and takes them somewhere remote involuntarily. What is your definition of kidnapping. The only thing his missing is a black van to throw people in.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon he knocks them out either by violent force or drug injection and takes them somewhere remote involuntarily.
            How can you prove that though?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have seen all of the movies except Spiral, the pig masks don't show up and ask permission.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aside from saying in court "just trust me bro" you can't prove any of that at all.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's tons of evidence though, all the weapons and knock out drugs in Jiggy's compounds are very incriminating. Why would he need tasers, batons, roofies, etc. Normal people don't have all that shit especially not people suspecting of forcing others to play death games.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? You can use all that stuff recreationally as well. Like if I own a gun I could use it incriminatingly but that doesn't mean the only purpose is incriminating.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what about all the tape recordings and litteral murder machines, the fact that these people are actually dying/going missing? That all of these people in some way or another come into contact with Jiggy prior to dying? There's abobawdely no eye witnesses of people saying they last spoke to him?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tape recordings
                What about them?
                >litteral murder machines
                The one woman owned Jiggy machines in the Jigsaw movie as collectibles. You can own/make shit that could have a dubious purpose. Simply owning them doesn't throw you in jail.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At some point all of this evidence really starts to add up and can't be ignored though. You could say "I'm just a collector" all you want, but it's clear these machines are being used and people are dying, you combine that with the glowies being competent enough to tail him and his goons from a safe distance and you got him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >At some point all of this evidence really starts to add up and can't be ignored though.
                Nobody said anything about ignoring it. But without concrete proof Jiggy wins.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tape recordings
                AI generated
                >litteral murder machines
                Engineering contraptions designed as a hobby
                >these people are actually dying/going missing?
                They're suicidal.
                >come into contact with Jiggy prior to dying
                Jiggy is a very social person. He speaks with lots of people.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I be afraid of an innocent man?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's nothing but a piece of crap.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, Anon. I want to play a game. Since 2004, you've tried to convince people that I have committed crimes I never actually perpetrated. Today, I give you a chance to redeem yourself. In front of you is a computer displaying a Saw thread on the television and film board of Cinemaphile. On said thread are people just like you trying to throw dirt on my good name. If you can convince them within the next hour that I have indeed done nothing wrong, the restrains holding you in place will unlock. Live or die Anon, the choice is yours.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the restrains holding you in place will unlock
      So you entered my house without my consent and are holding me against my will in custody?
      You are a criminal.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I see why Detective Tapp was always so stressed out.No instagram, no twitter, not even a facebook. This guy's a fricking ghost.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: start hitting em with the jigc. I started hitting em with the jigc everyday and now I have a hot gf and make 6 figures

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they wouldnt prosecute him because of his age

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is Cinemaphile though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what’s that drink he’s holding?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sproke

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    JIGC AND MC LINKED UP
    SNEED IT OR FEED IT
    FUNDIES SEETHING
    BILLIONS OF SETHS MUST BASKIN ROBERT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay good money for JigCU x MC crossover content

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah he's been dead since the second or third movie

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jigsaw is such a unique case that they create laws to convict him with.
    /thread

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In the federal RICO statute
    >Any violation of state statutes against gambling, murder, kidnapping, extortion, arson, robbery, bribery, dealing in obscene matter, or dealing in a controlled
    substance or listed chemical (as defined in the Controlled Substances Act);
    Cannot be proven i.e see this thread
    >Any act of bribery, counterfeiting, theft, embezzlement, fraud, dealing in obscene matter, obstruction of justice, slavery, racketeering, gambling, money laundering, commission of murder-for-hire, and many other offenses covered under the Federal criminal code (Title 18);
    Not applicable.
    >Embezzlement of union funds;
    Not applicable.
    >Bankruptcy fraud or securities fraud;
    Not applicable.
    >Drug trafficking; long-term and elaborate drug networks can also be prosecuted using the Continuing Criminal Enterprise Statute;
    Not applicable.
    >Criminal copyright infringement;
    Not applicable.
    >Money laundering and related offenses;
    Not applicable.
    >Bringing in, aiding or assisting aliens in illegally entering the country (if the action was for financial gain);
    Not applicable.
    >Acts of terrorism.
    >Cannot be proven i.e see this thread

    >Anyway jiggy walks youre moronic trying to use lawyer jargon to sound smart

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw watching Jigsaw get convicted

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not funny

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't drop the soap, you old homosexual

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*pinhead enters room*
    >*audience cheers*
    >"JigC, you GOTTA see this!"

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jigsaw 11 will be called I Saw 9/11

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Saw movie where it's revealed John is responsible for 9/11 and the whole WTC situation was just an elaborate setup for a trap to test people inside the towers sure would ruffle some feathers.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that JigC?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It does make sense why he became a killer as his life was basically destroyed and wih the realization of surviving suicide. It is cool it showed he possibly thought of giving it up if he was cured. Something odd thouh some prominent moments in the trailer I don’t think. Saw them in the movie. Like the doctor telling him he wasn’t cured and looks pissed

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he set up all his traps in abandoned and secluded locations? Surely an innocent man such as himself has nothing to hide from the law. Okay, he owns a lot of derelict buildings but I'm sure it'll be fine with police if he set up a trap in the middle of a busy park or something.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit em with it

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gettin JigC with it

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