>After eating McDonald's for 30 days, you have the liver damage of somebody who hasn't been sober for more than a week for the past 3 decades
>Wow bro, that's crazy
>After eating McDonald's for 30 days, you have the liver damage of somebody who hasn't been sober for more than a week for the past 3 decades
>Wow bro, that's crazy
this was measuring his liver compared to his tests 3 weeks ago. once again, fast food defenders try to conflate the movie with spurlocks drinking while they haven't even paid attention to the actual movie
But McDonald's wouldn't cause liver damage so quickly. The liver is extremely strong. It takes decades of drinking to frick it up and alcohol is way worse for you than McD's.
Well it did in this documentary so frick off
Except it didn't.
yes. it. did. frick. off.
>guy admits he's an alcoholic and has been for years
>"it must be the mcdonalds he ate that one month, and not the alcohol he'd been abusing for years"
Being moronic isn't trolling.
>are you saying he LIED in this documentary about it being because of drinking? You’re accusing him of LYING?
homosexual
No, it didn't, you frick off you complete frickin homosexual moron. How about you frick off
The documentary LITERALLY didn't frick say that in any honesty. You're a fricking moron.
He lied about his behavior. We have no way of trusting any results he put out.
Get that through your moronic fricking head.
I'm fricking lying.
>duh teevee said it happend so it must be true!
>Defending their kind Ronald this hard.
Do Americans really?
>Do Americans really?
Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fricking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Eat 2000 calories for every meal? Get drunk every day day of the week? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?
You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.
Every day you seethe about Americans we become more and more important
>But McDonald's wouldn't cause liver damage so quickly. The liver is extremely strong. It takes decades of drinking to frick it up and alcohol
Insulin insensitivy is not only bad for the pancreas, but the Kidneys and Liver. HFCS is DOUBLE the metabolic load of plain old sugar. Now add in everything being in low oxidative stablility fractionated/hydrogenated processed GMO seed & corn oil (Omega-3s are preferentially uptaken over the others and creates a metabolic backlog, because they're not supposed to remotely that bioavailable) infested with free radicals including RoundUp glyphosphate, and what you get is round the clock liver et. al. firing on all cylinders without rest, unlike the alcoholic whom otherwise eats clean and has meal skipping or fasting to boost autophagy and clean shit up now and again.
shut up nerd
This scared me. Never eating fast food again
Same
>*passes you some whiskey*
Tbh you're right. My friend was recently in the hospital, and he's been drinking 750 ml bottle of vodka every day for the past 20 years , they ran tests on his liver, apparently everything is still good. Fricking amazing.
god i hope my liver is as strong as his. its only been like 5 years and i've really cut down but still i gotta make a change soon bros. i switched to beer and just got fat
>750 ml bottle of vodka every day for the past 20 years
Genetics also matter. hispanics get liver failure at alarmingly high rates, more than Russians, Germans, or anyone else.
I'm that friend. I lied by the way. I'll be dead in 2 years max.
You don't mind that he lied about his calorie intake and forgot to mention he was drinking heavily during the film?
>first day
>eat one big mac meal
>throw up in the parking lot before even finishing it
literally happens in the movie. watch it.
who the frick vomits after eating a big mac meal?
a healthy person?
give your head a shake. no not a milkshake!!!
He vomited cause he ate too much food.
Or cause he was drunk. Or he faked it for dramatic effect.
In that video he was complaining about nausea, muscle twitches, headache, "feeling a little crazy" and can't hold down food.
He was very obviously having alcohol withdrawals.
his girlfriend at the time was a vegan nutritionist. his body probably couldn't process meat.
>oh god i got the McGurgles
>i feel the McShakes...
>i've got the McSweats going
>i feel the McSalts and McSugar coarsing through me!!!!!!!
>*pukes*
Like bro you ate a burger fricking relax.
~30 minutes isn't even anywhere long enough for the meal to be digested. So all that shit is physically impossible to have been caused by the burger.
>Normal, healthy person eats some goyslop
>Their body rejects it and they immediately vomit
>Obese morons: they're faking it!!!
>getting drunk everyday from the age of 13
>vegan
>normal person
Americants will defend their corporate goyslop to the death, it’s somehow a point of pride for them to eat like shut
>t seething low CoQ10 vegetarians
I eat McDonald's every day and I'm losing tons if weigth (I only eat 1 soft serve cone)
cancer
McDonalds + booze
Can life get any better
I go to McDonald's once a year. It's actually cheaper to buy fresh ingredients and cook you should try it sometimes.
If you want the taste of a big mac, you can't buy the ingredients cheaper and make it at home, and it won't taste the same anyway. So shut the frick up.
I had a dream I ate a nig mac once and it was incredibly subpar
They are sub par but that's not the point. Sometimes you just want that nostalgia hit of mediocre food.
>nig mac
ayo hol up
Legitimately good post.
oops, meant for
it would be way better
>big mac
they killed the big tasty which was the objectively greatest fast food burger of all time and replaced it with an inferior version, the only reason to go to McDonalds is to get a huge pack of nuggets + 2 extra dips after a shitty day at work
>Noooooo I can't replicate the mcslopburger's artificial preservative taste with real meat and spices, I NEED the toxic chemicals!!
Holy frick you are completely enslaved. Let me guess, it gives you nostalgia when you eat mcslop? They got you young, didn't they? I remember all the nonstop ads on Cartoon Network.
Big Macs are by far the worst McDonalds burger. That sauce is fricking disgusting
Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese is the most based burger
for me, it's the deluxe spicy mcchicken
Followed swiftly by the Deluxe McCrispy
>tfw I was significantly healthier when I ate McDonald's every day
To be fair that was also when I was a borderline NEET and hit the gym almost every day, so it was basically just bulking.
BASED
>I go to McDonald's once a year.
and I thought my Christmases were depressing!
Jej
sure if you make 10 dollars an hour and your time is completely valueless
What is your health worth, fatass?
Yes, I'm sure your time is super valuable while you're browsing Cinemaphile on a Friday night
>.t Steve Albini
t. unemployed
t. Wannabe Andrew Tate
You can buy more food than just enough for one meal when you buy groceries.
my time is not free and I do not like to clean dishes
so I ignore mcBLMs and make tuna mac from a box and a can rather than heckin epic home smashburgers
or chicken quesadillas if I have tortillas, cheese, and canned chicken
>Muricans need weight loss drugs because they cant put the fork down
LMAO
Even our poorest can afford to get fat like Kings.
Odds are excellent you are only a 10% difference in obesity rates.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/obesity-rates-by-country
But please, continue the rent free housing.
>some seed oils and bad meat did as much damage as being an alcoholic
yeah, nah
i like how its cheaper to have a permanent smear campaign against this guy than it is to just not make garbage and call it food.
While I believe there IS a smear campaign against him why can't anyone repeat his results?
Because they can’t be replicated, McDonald’s doesn’t supersize anymore.
then the incentive is buy more
I wish they did. I got a Big Mac meal and a six piece nugget yesterday for lunch. I might start upgrading to the 10 piece
>Documentary shows weird result of guy getting live damage, an effect not caused by obesity
>...whilst not having the symptoms of obesity
>Nobody else can replicate his results doing the same actions
>He admits he's an alcoholic and was drinking extremely heavily during filming
>"This must be a conspiracy!"
Why can't vegans stop lying? Why can they just simply tell the truth?
You could quite simply eat the same quantity...
>Liver damage is not an effect caused by obesity
Yes it is moron, google 'fatty liver'
It is, but it can't be caused in one month.
If you've previously had it before it probably could be tbh
depends on what you eat and how much
Who cares? Spurlock was a liar, stop obfuscating
>facts that refute my slander? WHO CARES!
>nooooooooo you can't bring me back to the point of the thread I want to whataboutism until you get tired of arguing with me noooooooooooo
Spurlock was a LIAR
proof?
oh right, you have none.
No one else can replicate his results outside of massive alcoholics. shrimple as. I won.
>shrimple as.
Aaaaah, what? Shrimps now?
Shrimps, is it?
I can't compete with that. You just won an argument, friend, but this isn't the last you'll hear of me.
>shrimple as
>defends corporations vehemently
Do they pay you in rupees or big macs?
Pointing out a liar is not the same as defending corporations. Why is this liar suddenly not allowed to be called a liar, anon?
he wasn't lying though. you just made that up.
Intentionally omitting important facts, such as the fact that you're a raging alcoholic who's drinking a bottle of vodka a day, is a lie.
It’s a lie by omission. If I tell you “I ate only 1,000 calories today!” but omit that I DRANK 2,500 caloroes, I am choosing exclude information that is relevant to the message I am trying to give (that I didn’t consume that many calories)
Except he didn't drink during the documentary.
is more than one thousand, thousands? the answer may surprise you!
>he didn't drink during the documentary
According to him, he did.
>thousands
>more than one thousand
>need at least two one thousands
>two thousands
More than one thousand is not thousands, and even if we took it at face value it means nothing because essentially every fast food joint and restaurant can easily reach over one thousand calories in a meal. So either you are wrong, or you’re disingenuous. Either way you’re a homosexual
>Except he didn't drink during the documentary.
According to who? You? Him? There's zero, and in fact negative equity in believing either of you about that.
You are a motherfricking shill for a fast food company and you guys have been making these threads for years now. There is no reason for this now literal who-tier person to be constantly called out in currentyear but every reason for a franchise to protect its image.
>Spurlock typed with sweaty, shaking fingers
>mcdonalds is shit food
>morgan is a liar and the documentary was a fraud
these two things can be true simultaneously, anon.
>Spurlock says he's a liar (and a date rapist)
>"wtf why would people think he's a liar??"
You cannot get fatty liver in a month eating unhealthy at McDonalds every day for that month.
The documentary proves you wrong. You just got BTFO lmao
The documentary is all lies made by a lying alcoholic that binge-drank for decades prior to its creation
Yes you can. The liver does not like HFCS at all.
No you cannot.
> You could quite simply eat the same quantity...
Yes, the concept of the movie is McD’s upsells you on the larger sizes of what you ordered. You choosing to order more negates the entire premise.
No dumbass, the point is you cannot replicate the results of the experiment by eating like him at a similar weight and height, because it’s total fricking bullshit. homosexual moron
Easy there tiger, vegans start telling the truth and suddenly we have to discuss how soya bean farming is destroying rainforests and why veganism is actively harmful to animals.
The world isn’t going to conform to what you want. Sorry, just the way it is. Fast food is perfectly fine in moderation. The fact that many people don’t consume it in moderation isn’t justification to force its removal because it would be as successful as any prohibition of a widely used product ever is.
McDonald’s isn’t claiming their hamburgers cure liver failure, why is it ok for this butthole to claim they cause it?
Mcdonald’s probably produced this movie, all that happened was let them charge more for less food
>noooo help me i can't stop eating, i suffer in america!!
You really think he would do that? Just release an international documentary and lie about the fundamental premise?
>that pic
jesus christ im dying
i was in that thread
1 1/2 or 2 decades
he was 33 in this movie so 3 decades would have meant he was drinking since he was a toddler
>3 decades would have meant he was drinking since he was a toddler
LEGEND!
So he’s not American he’s Northern European is what you’re saying
Did this idiot never hear all things in moderation, of course something is going to be bad in excess. Just like hardcore vegetarians who get no protein then keel over with a heart attack.
Of course he has. But documentaries are almost never about the truth and are about pushing the specific narrative you want to promote.
>But documentaries are almost never about the truth and are about pushing the specific narrative you want to promote.
As opposed to what? Absolute truth? Lmao
>all things in moderation
>America
Choose one.
Point noted, many of my countrymen are fat mindless slobs I can't deny it. Dumb documentary regardless.
the whole concept was about excess, the title of the project was 'supersize me'
which is moronic.
>I'm going to purposely force feed myself calorie/sugar dense food until I throw up every day for a month
>this somehow proves fast food = le bad
Trevor nailed the moronic premise with that skit. Was his goal to regulate fast food or what? might as well forbid selling of butter, since some moron can eat nothing but a 5 tubs of butter a day and kill himself.
Ironically he's the kind of commie which I bet supports decriminalization of drugs because it's up to people to consume in moderation.
congratulations, you've established that eating supersized mcdonalds every day is as unhealthy as eating five tubs of butter.
whats your next move?
>the last scene where he shows the guy that eats one burger a day and is healthy and he acts like the guy is some kind of medical miracle that should have a team of scientists studying him
I hate fastfood, probably haven't had mcdonalds in a decade, but this guy is completely moronic.
>point out that consuming any food in excess will make you obese and cause health problems
>this is a revelation to the vegantard and food production needs to be regulated
>five tubs of butter is "any food"
Let people decide what they want to eat. Pretty fricking simple.
except fast food joints don't do that either. they design the food to be unfilling, unsatisfying, so you'll buy more.
Where did I say any salt is bad?
>Where did I say any salt is bad?
Now this guy can't even remember his own posts. I think salt deficiency is getting to your brain.
If you don't drink salt water you're essentially dehydrating yourself.
Why do communists hate fast food so deeply? What is the actual mentality at play here? Do they still have some weird Cold War thing going on?
communists just hate food
>in America you wait in line at bank
>in Soviet Russia we wait in line for bread
The communist fears cheap calories. Bread lines are a great way to "force behaviors", as they put it. Imagine if you weren't allowed to eat because you offended someone 10 years ago, that's their utopia.
Don't you remember (and will see again as the Election Variant has begun getting hyped) how filled with glee communists were at getting to bar people from being able to feed themselves if they didn't get Pfizer juice? The absolute pleasure they took with that? The only two options were jerk them off and obey them or die and both thrill them, win or win. Same concept at work.
It doesn’t matter if they design it to be less filling. It’s your decision to eat there. You are an adult, you are capable of making adult decisions. McDonald’s did not make you fat, you did. Sorry weak little homosexual maybe you should grow a spine
>it doesn't matter if the food is intentionally unhealthy, prepared in a way no sane person would, its your choice!
technically, it isn't. if people could taste the amount of salt in fast food, they wouldn't eat it. but the only way its perceptible is how you can gorge on fast food and still be hungry. because
Fact: salt increases hunger/thirst
Fact: Fast food companies know this
Fact: Fast food companies load their food with as much salt as humanly possible and cover it up with HFCS
Fact: They do this on purpose to sell more food
talking about the objective facts of salt and its effects is not claiming to never eat salt. You started asserting that because (you) didn't want a conversation about the facts of over-salting.
Fact, salt does not make you eat more. If you eat more salt you do not have to eat more, you can choose to eat a healthy amount.
Fact: if I had an elevated diet of salt I could continue to eat at a healthy caloric diet compared to you because I’m not a weak little homosexual.
Fact: Little b***hes like you wailing for government to save them are why people with functioning brains have to pay higher taxes
Thank you for failing to refute anything in
I refuted the entire post. Salt doesn’t make you eat more, you simply have a weak will. You are also probably a gun-grabbing homosexual because you’re afraid if you held a gun you’d have a nice day.
Bra but how does one grab guns without holding them?
That skit is so funny when he's on the phone to Jack Daniels
>So, I hear you are making claims that a person can survive just drinking whiskey
>Wait..what?!? no we didnt say that!!!
>Ironically he's the kind of commie which I bet supports decriminalization of drugs because it's up to people to consume in moderation.
>prohibition will work this time
Two more weeks.
>since some moron can eat nothing but a 5 tubs of butter a day and kill himself.
There are people on tiktok who fell for the carnivore meme doing that right now.
I have this physique but at least Trevor Moore was tall. I’m 5’8. Am I doomed?
I thought the whole deal was that McDonnal's had an add claiming that you could live off their burgers and be fine. Am I making this up?
That skit is funnier once you know the guy from the "Super Size Me" was an alcoholic.
The following three things are true:
>This documentary, like most documentaries, was a load of shit.
>Nobody has been able to replicate his results.
>McDonalds is terrible for you.
All it takes is eating McDonald’s french fries once to do lasting damage your body.
It's hilarious how this guy accidentally admitted the entire documentary was a sham because of his raging alcoholism and he's been trying to damage control ever since.
>whoa I ate 6 meals a day and then I felt bad
How come you come on the internet and every single person is a perfect person who has never ate fast food in their life and swear one bite will kill you
It's almost as if most of us eat fast food in moderation and are fine but for some reason feel unbelievably guilty about it because of psyop campaigns
the point is they were selling thousands of calories as a single meal.
And?
it was also before they had to post calorie counts
don't buy it
The point is that Spurlock was bullshiting about his experiment in the movie.
except he wasn't
>no record of calories consumed
>no record of what he ate
>no record of anything
>obfuscated his alcoholism
if that's not bullshit to you, I have some rare pepes to sell you and you just need a couple dozen visa gift cards
>>no record of calories consumed
because they weren't posting them yet, so even he didn't know.
>>no record of what he ate
he said he ate mcdonalds every day, supersized, three times a day, for a month.
there's also no indication he was drinking at the time.
>he said
well I say you're a homosexual, that must make it true
>he's lying
>source?
>y-you'r'e a f-homosexual!
lol
Ok, so post the food logs and doctor records that prove what he said in the documentary was true.
I accept your concession
>there's also no indication he was drinking at the time.
Apart from the fact that the guy himself literally admitted to it when he was being accused of sexual harassment?
>I haven't been sober for more than a week in 30 years
-Morgan Spurlock
>h-he tweeted!
so... no proof.
>his word counts when it's what I want to hear
>but his word doesn't count when it's what I don't like
right
ok so now we've established you can't trust what the guy says
great
that means nothing he says in the documentary can be trusted either
thanks for playing!
GOTTEM
NOOOOOO STOP BTFOING THE NARRATIVE MCDONALDS IS GOOD FOR ME YOURE RUINING IT AAAAAGGHH
>his own words are not more right than my headcanon
He blamed his physical problems from years of alcohol abuse on a 30 day diet. I realize you lie to yourself every day about being a woman but the rest of us don't have to go along with you or Spurlock's horseshit.
he had a full checkup before he started the diet and then after. the deterioration was in during that period.
And yet he never actually released the records from these checkups, we have to just take his word for it.
You don't think he had any incentive to embellish things to make the film more dramatic? What's more interesting, a guy who eat fast food every day and gains 3 lbs, or a guy who gains 30 lbs and almost dies? The whole thing was faked to sell tickets.
okay so now he's gone from outright lying to embellishing.
>You used a different word
>That means you're changing your story and lying
This is israeli Arguing 101.
>only a israelite would... not defend a massive israelite owned/ran corporation
stellar logic as always
Did he have an incentive to lie or not?
did he need to? Did he? Can you prove it?
It's been proven. His claimed calorie intake doesn't match up with mcdonalds menu. He also admitted to drinking heavily during the film.
>His claimed calorie intake doesn't match up with mcdonalds menu.
they weren't posting calorie counts of supersized meals.
Not on the menu, but they were required to provide them upon request.
He only supersized 9 times in 30 days.
They didn’t need to. He would have had have been eating at ~3,000 calorie excess every single day to replicate the weight gain he claimed. It’s simply not replicable, even if he ate the largest meals supersized every single meal he wouldn’t be able to gain that much weight.
Its a proven fact that seed/vegetable oils metabolize into more fat than animal fats.
By 100%? No lmao. He bascially would have had to consume double what he did to gain that weight. I’m so sick of people exaggerating the ill effects of every random fricking ingredient in food to avoid the simplest truth: you just need to put the fricking fork down and stop eating so goddamn much. It’s that simple
Rogan told me that seed and vegetable oil is deadly. Stfu troony
No they weren't. Almost all the meal sets were under 2k calories even when supersized, which would mean they weren't "thousands."
actually breaks it down the math.
you're now quibbling over the quantification "thousands"
Because that’s the quantification you chose to use you defensive little homosexual. Try not being wrong the next time you say shit and you won’t get called on lil homie
Oh no! Big meals!
SAVE ME GOVERNMENT!
I HAVE THE WILL OF AN ANIMAL AND NO SELF CONTROL
>large corporations should be allowed to sell massive amounts of unhealthy appetite intensifying food because... they just should okay the market will fix it!
>y-you can't sell tasty burgers because...you just can't, okay!
Who should decide how much food you eat?
the issue is the food is designed to suppress fullness and intensify appetite.
Just like the spaghetti I made last night.
you load your spaghetti with sodium and use HFCS to cover the saltiness?
Are you seriously implying you don't use salt when making spaghetti?
are you seriously implying you intentionally overload your spaghetti with thousands of mg of salt and then use high fructose corn syrup to cover it up?
>he doesn't use salt when making spaghetti
again, you are now choosing to die on the hill that you use so much salt you have to add massive amounts of high fructose corn syrup to make the food edible.
>This homie doesn't use salt in his cooking
the amount of salt in fast food is several times more than what any sane person would use in their food, and they cover it up with high fructose corn syrup, to make you thirstier/hungrier.
You sound upset, which is often a symptom of chronic salt deprivation.
anon. the point is the amount of salt in fast food would make the food completely inedible... if it wasn't also loaded with high fructose corn syrup, to cover it up.
why would they do that? The answer is because salt makes you more hungry/thirsty.
I'm not listening to a man who can't even salt some noodles.
I think you would be horrified to find out how much sodium and msg is being used in high end restaurants, it'd make fast food locales blush
see
You do not use as much salt as fast food joints. You don't cover it up with HFCS.
You're hooting like a moron because you know damned good and well salt intensifies appetite/thirst.
>salt intensifies appetite/thirst.
How would you know? You've never even put any in your spaghetti.
people have known for thousands of years that drinking salt water just makes you thirstier. Furthermore, I know when I cook my own food, I'll eat a quarter as much as I would if I got fast food. The difference? I don't way-oversalt and then cover it up with HFCS.
>I don't way-oversalt
yeah, cause you use none.
unsalted food tastes like absolute ass
That's why I put it in my spaghetti. I want to eat more spaghetti.
Jokes on you, I run 5K 3 times a week all the unhealthy escapes from my pores and evaporates to the atmosphere.
>t. saltless spaghetti man
>t. saltless spaghetti man
Aw man, I'm a shredless wonder all over again.
Life repeats and haunts me past death itself.
>that "comeback"
Do stock cubes count?
It's your choice.
No it’s not, be honest. McDonald’s has only ever gotten more and more healthy and you massive homosexuals still continue to b***h and moan. Like most censorious little homosexuals you will wail wand wail until whatever it is gets entire banned and then move on again to something new to screech about because you fricking suck.
Don't buy it then homosexual
Boo fricking hoo homosexual, if you don’t like it don’t buy it. The only people that ever beg the government to step in are the weakest-willed little homosexuals imaginable. “P-p-p-please help government I CAN’T stop feeding my morbidly obese kid.”
You people are pissing me off. Apologize.
They should because, at the end of the day, I decide what I put in my mouth.
To be fair to McDonalds, it's shitty, heavily processed fast food. It's the sort of thing you'd have after a hard day if you were too tired to cook and felt like you deserved a "treat".
I'd put it in the same bracket as fish and chips or a succulent Chinese meal.
If they're fooling people into thinking it's a healthy thing to eat through their adverts, then that's another thing, but it's never seemed that way, in the UK at least. It's always advertised as a "cheeky" mcdonalds. Not something you're meant to be eating 3 times a day.
It's the same all around the world, McDonalds has never once claimed any of their food is healthy in anyway.
Anon you're arguing with people that think a company is evil because 70IQ Black folk can't stop shoveling their shit product down their throat don't waste breath.
I work at mcdonalds so I get free food so I eat one fry and 10 chicken nuggets 3 days a week and i've only lost weight. I'm like 135 pounds.
They only give you on fry? Not even a small order?
I meant one large fry
Ok, well at least the one they are giving is a large one. I'd rather have a whole bunch of small ones though, easier to eat.
Mcdonalds always gives me a slightly painful diarrhea after a few hours now
I think It's the sauces? the ketchups and mustards maybe? I get the same thing even if I just have mcnuggets now.
I can't believe how much you have to pay for such a shitty experience now, the staff are worse even though they are paid more now? how does that work?
>I think It's the sauces? the ketchups and mustards maybe
why would you put mcdonalds sauce on your food? that shit is gross. I always ask for no sauce
>the staff are worse even though they are paid more now?
wagies don't give a shit and just want to get home so they can play vidya, sleep or study for college. they see you as an annoyance to be delt with not a person.
Reddit spacing now?
How drunk are you? 😀 You said now like four times.
people
on
Cinemaphile
have been
"reddit
spacing"
since before reddit would exist.
r/the_donald refugees made up the concept because any reminder of reddit triggered them
It always looks moronic
So go suck dicks somewhere else
you're a 2016 election tourist triggered by any reminder of reddit
🙂
ok reddit
>Mcdonalds always gives me a slightly painful diarrhea after a few hours now
Hydrogenated oils make your ass leak. Their infrequently changed cooking oils will do this on top of being free radical bonanzas, because they use cheap shit with low oxidative stability. Your body is treating it like poison, which it is. And if the staff is hooting and hollering like they're having a great time, run the other direction because they're absolutely tainting your food for a laugh.
>if the staff is hooting and hollering like they're having a great time, run the other direction because they're absolutely tainting your food for a laugh
This happened to me when I showed up at a Wendy's near closing time. I was the only car there and they were laughing it up at the drive through and waving at me. They cooked the fries with whatever they used to clean the fryer still in there. They tasted really tangy so I tossed them after a couple bites. but the damage was done. I got sicker than i've ever been in my life. Lesson learned.
Reminder that the Nazis invented the format and style of modern documentary films for propaganda purposes. It's an inherently dishonest way to tell a story and so it attracts dishonest storytellers. The worst offenders are docudramas that claim to be even remotely true to life.
Makes sense given how many Holocaust and Hitler documentaries there are
oh boy the nazis!
The point isn't that Nazis=bad you dumb Black person, it's that everybody can agree they were masters of propaganda and so it's very telling that the film industry uses their methods to tell "true" stories.
>admitted lifelong alcoholic who had been drunk everyday of his adult life
>quits cold turkey before his documentary
>all his vomiting and withdrawal problems are from alcohol withdrawal
imagine my shock
Not trying to run defense for mcdonalds but that dude was constantly drinking while making this.
I haven't been sober more than a week for quite a while
>luckily, I was able to reverse the damage with a Vegan Diet™
Would the term 'Goyslop' exist without mcdonalds?
I think not
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/morgan-spurlock-talks-sexual-misconduct-confession-super-size-me-2-2019-9%3famp
>consistently drunk every day from the age of 13
guys, it was definitely an honest documentary
Jesus Christ lmfaooo, and people still defend this dude
>another thread full of americans claiming the documentary is fake and mcdonalds is good for you
Fricking hilarious
Didn't he do a blood test before the McDonalds?
Calories In vs Calories Out
You might not be the healthiest person in the world, but if you monitor this ratio, even with back on the envelope calculations, things tend to work themselves out, no matter the types of food.
>Calories In vs Calories Out
I remember some """article""" written by a Dr. Quack almost a decade ago that said that was a myth because <insert excuses>. Good read, good laugh, great nostalgic memories
>why calories In calories out doesn't work
>1) Everybody is different
>2) You'll feel tired after the day
>3) Love your body
this is a legit reason but used dishonestly as in overeating is a psychological issue so fatasses should not start with "what should I eat to lose weight" but "how do I stop using food as stress relief/comfort?"
As with any addiction moments of weakness will creep on you like being tired after the day.
Another huge issue is the addiction itself becomes part of your identity, hence where "I should love my body" comes from. Like an alcoholic thinking "I won't be as funny if I don't drink so my social life depends on it". Problem is people with agendas turn this around into "if you don't love your body you're a bad person upholding standards that hurt other fatasses".
They should all just get addicted to coffee, cigarettes and embrace the art life, guarantee weight loss.
>I thought the whole deal was that McDonnal's had an add claiming that you could live off their burgers and be fine. Am I making this up?
you can. "live off " doesn't mean force feeding to the point of vomit. Eat 1500kcal of mcdonalds meals and I doubt you'll have any more micronutrient deficiencies than the average person. No one is eating fish, oysters and nuts daily.
It has been debunked.
why is this israelite trying to sell expensive medical procedures and drugs
>calories in calories out
I still refuse to believe this is all there is too it. I’ve known a few bean pole skinny mouthafrickas that ate garbage and drank only soda. Never exercised. My ex neighbor was like that. He drank shit tons of beer too. He was in his early sixties. Skinny as a rail. Guarantee he’ll drink himself into dementia before ever gaining a pound. Do these people have tape worms?
The thing with CICO isn't the same for everyone. Some people do have higher metabolisms and are more active so they can eat several thousand calories a day and not gain. Hell Michael Phelps would eat 15,000 calories a day when preparing for the Olympics just to maintain his physique.
The point is you figure out how much you should be eating and reduce from there if you have to.
I’m like this, eat fast-food and sugar salt laden calories pretty much every day yet i’ve been underweight my whole life. As far as i’m aware I have no health issues it’s just purely genetic and metabolism related. I’m in my 20’s tho so I’m probably going to start ballooning when i’m older
I eat fast food nearly every day, but I also walk two miles and eat once or twice a day while rarely snacking. My doctor says my weight is exactly where it should be, so I have no real incentive to stop eating fast food. That's were most of this conversation starts to confuse me: I have people telling me I'm basically killing myself, but I've been living like this for literal years and nothing seems wrong to either me or my doctor. Maybe it'll catch up to me later?
Same here. Might go get a double whopper with cheese right now actually.
its been proven seed/vegetable oils confer disproportionate amounts of fat to the body
What is McDonalds trying to hide?
From what I've read it's mostly just cooking the burger patties in smaller batches so they don't end up so dried up. Plus new buns and better quality pickles and shit.
>Protein in a big mac: 26g
>Protein in a steak: 25g
There's your answer
a 10oz steak has 70g of protein
even an 8oz steak has more than double your estimation
supersize your brain
I fricking hate this homosexual for single-handedly destroying the option for a "supersize" in fastfood joints. I used to only eat one meal a day and that option covers my calorie intake for the day, it's affordable, yes I'm old and bitter till this day.
>Mutt seething because he can't eat 4000 calories in a single meal
100% of your daily allowance of saturated fat in one mouthful? That might not sound "healthy" to the nations intellectual elite, but for the man on the ground, that represents excellent value for money.
mcdonalds is an overpriced shithole, and their burgers suck ass
Mcdonalds had stopped being good right when people forgot about this alcoholic homosexual anyhow
>fries started tasting like soggy cardboard
>no more chicken selects
>no more premium chicken sandwhiches
>no more hot mustard or sweet chilli
>not even chicken nuggies were no longer as crispy
>hates salt
>is salty
>do the same thing but it's not american, and you work out
>liver is fine
Many such cases.
It's bread, meat and vegetables, the idea this is somehow hugely unhealthy is absolutely insane.
>It's bread, meat and vegetables, the idea this is somehow hugely unhealthy is absolutely insane.
Nah, it's ultra processed. I'm American and even I know that.
>Bread is healthy
American moment
you shouldn't take dietary advice from someone who's hairline is in the middle of their head
>oh no a fricking carb, my mangina is quivering
This thread is made me hunger af
>This is what the average American eats three times a day
Jesus Christ. That'd feed a whole family where I'm from
That's not even a meal for us. It's more like afternoon tea.
That’s a fairly small amount of McDonald’s for a average-sized person, I’d say?
>mcrib
smdh
>Those delivery and service fees
Damn, America is really down the shitter huh?
Also don’t tell me you’re eating all that food on your own anon
>Also don’t tell me you’re eating all that food on your own anon
It's a fairly small amount of food for an average person i'd say? Mcdonalds is unsubstantial and empty calories?
Taking the piss, surely?
those fees are bullshit. Doordash etc was never really intended as service to bring food to your house. It was for traveling buisnessmen etc who didnt want to eat in their hotel. Those service fees should be paid by expense accounts so no one cares. You are a kind high idiot if you are paying for that shit on your own in your own town.
Cinemaphile classic
Thank God that you picked the diet cokes. Might've been too many calories otherwise
SUPERSIZE ME WAS HONEST!!!
>Would you like to super-size your meal for an extra $1.50 today?
>Yes.
>there is zero rebuttel to the fact that Spurlock lied/hid his incredibly unhealthy lifestyle from public knowledge which would inexcusably and inevitably spoil the results of absolutely any 'food challenge' he undertook
>half the thread ITT arguing it doesn't matter that we now know the guy self-admittedly from his own fricking mouth says with a combination of drugs and alcohol hadn't spent a single day sober since age 13, the results are still valid
These Supersize Me threads have been made on Cinemaphile for well over a decade that I've seen and absolutely nobody ever started defending this garbage documentary until very recently. What the frick is this board anymore. Is it zoomers/Gen A so propagandized they will agree with anything a 'documentary' says simply because it exists and calls itself a documentary so it must be right? Or just hardcore ironic shitposting?
It’s zoomers who literally cannot comprehend the idea of a world where the government doesn’t hold their hand from cradle to grave
>drink half a bottle of whisky everyday for 10 years
>start filming a documentary where I eat nothing but vegan everyday for a month
>get tested at the end of the month
>damn guys looks like vegan food causes stage IV cirrhosis
>hmmm seems this famous documentary that made huge waves was actually disingenuous
>WHAT ARE YOU, A FRICKING SHILL?
You don't get this for Kony or An Incovenient Truth, I don't get it.
An Inconvenient Truth relies both on data that we now know was purposely falsified by an agency looking to grift and on selective data presentation - the most easy to point out being the famous 'charting Co2' scene where they make sure to start the chart exactly after a hundred million long period of 'greenhouse gas' atmospheric concentrations being MANY TIMES higher than anything even close to what we have today.
>geez, we had problems in the bedroom last night, guess those mcchickens really mess with you huh guys
LMAO this fricking guy
Super Size me today wouldn't be so much gaining weight but how broke you'd go getting the biggest meal breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Could easily be like $30-$40/day without coupons. Imagine $1200 a month in McD's.
>ordering literally anything besides mcdoubles
ngmi
Triples are the best value.
depends on what deals they're running at the time
mcdonalds pricing honestly makes no sense
a fricking medium fries costs more than a triple cheeseburger
McDicks is out of control with their pricing it's become an absurdist comedy. They are so expensive now that you can get a cheeseburger cheaper at a pub (a real pub not a gastrowhatever experience brewery with manbuns circa 2011 behind the counter) or even a sitdown restaurant cheaper than fricking McDicks.
The only mcdonalds pricing that makes sense are the ones they offer on their mobile app where they can serve you the items they squeeze the most margins out of
yeah it's really not worth the $12 to have all the Black person employees take turns spitting in your food because frick yt
2 double cheeseburgers is $2.50 with the app
The experiment is dumb and felt more like one of those youtube challenges but there is truth in it shitty food is less healthy (and less tasty) and is one of the main factors behind obesity. I don't want more laws but if you look for a culprit for obesity it will be unhealthy food and this exposes a US problem the lack of culinary culture countries with culinary culture have lower rates of obesity, yes there are some exceptions but US is the leader in obesity related illnesses no amount of niche data will prove otherwise.
The root cause of obesity is shitty parenting.
It's genetics, actually
False.
Yes, blacks and mexicans are a genetic lineage I suppose.
fats used to die in childbirth, medical advances have brought them back from the verge of extinction
it's actually the total opposite
I can't imagine being you
yeah no shit, you literally can't imagine it due to the 30 point bridge
If you're so smart why are you unable to understand basic jokes?
you're so fricking moronic i have to believe this is trolling for both our sakes
It's kind of true black Americans and poor Americans in general have worse eating habits but in third world countries where it's more depressing obesity isn't a thing you can even say it's the not being able to afford crappy food but the culinary culture is deeply rooted in it and people are taught to avoid junk food.
cool it with the racism
mexicans have been obese since before the us was established
>Mexico
>obese
the data doesn't show the other problems associated with obesity US is the champion in these matters while mexicans only have the wrong BMI take a look at the top countries in the obesity list they only correlate BMI with obesity but they don't state the health problems that US is in front of
>uhhh but actually *insert nonsense with no point* US Bad tho
You would have fit right in to the mid 2000s liberalism that seethed endlessly about Walmart and Mcdonald's existence. You missed your time period. Damn, now I'm remembering when liberals hated mega corporations instead of worshiping them.
The leading cause of death in Mexico, by a wide margin, is heart disease, directly correlated to obesity.
Unhealthy food is an issue, but it's also unironically because food got really really cheap. But Biden is fixing the obesity epidemic now by making sure no one can afford to eat fast food.
I, for one, am pro fast food
had he been sober for more than a week in the past 3 decades though?
Any time obesity comes up, someone claims they know someone that eats complete garbage and never exercises but doesn't get fat. It's the same thing as when gym goers say they have a matching routine and diet as a friend but don't get the same results. Everyone answers with genetics but that's because they're fricking morons. The real answer is that you don't actually know what they eat, how much they eat, how often they eat or what exercise they do or don't do. You just need an excuse for why you suck and genetics is the perfect cope. I saw Thin Thomas drink a coke once, he drinks coke all day and never gets fat! I saw Buff Ben only doing curls at the gym, that's the only exercise he ever does! Genetics are always, ALWAYS trumped by habit. If Usain Bolt's parents had fed him zebra cakes and bought him a Sega he would be a chubby resort worker.
Morgan Spurlock is the perfect personification of a moron liberal who inevitably fricks things with his "solutions."
His solution to obesity: stop up-sizing people
The reality: people just buy double to make up for it
The final outcome: people pay more for less, while still being fat
Congrats Morgon, you not only failed to fix obesity, but you made poor people even poorer. Good job!
vegetable oil and added sugar is good for you. why wouldnt it be banned otherwise?