After ruining the company, David Zaslav sells Warner Bros to YOU. What do you do with their comic & cartoon IPs?
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After ruining the company, David Zaslav sells Warner Bros to YOU. What do you do with their comic & cartoon IPs?
make everyone gay and kill batman
Blow out my brains during a board meeting to ruin the company even more.
nothing. After Zaslav is done vaulting whatever he can, he sells off the rest of the IP for cheap to shitty networks like Pluto and WB is left an empty husk of an organization. They pay themselves a hefty bonus with the remaining cash, declare bankruptcy and frick off to a giga-mansion.
Large scale animation projects become a thing of the past and we're all stuck watching vloggers and let's plays for entertainment.
Most of the reality TV gets cancelled and I greenlit a shitload of long term AU comics to help stop continuity in mainline schizoing everywhere, that should stop the bleeding enough for me to put work in by freeing up cash and stopping the dying part of the business from continuing to implode for a little while.
>Re-up their cartoon line up, cancel Velma for example and start trying to get more action shit in the pipeline because long form narratives are good for kid's brains, it's why we read kids bedtime stories and shit and if the parents won't do that for them then by god I can at least give them Thundercats and Superman or some shit in the place of their absentee ass homosexual fathers. If I have to be the father of a generation then so fricking be it.
>Reach out to some minority groups to greenlight some original content for those voices instead of moronic culture war bullshit piggyback riding pansy shit with existing IPs. Cultivate this by encouraging some classic animators and writers to reach out to communities and share their stories, maybe do some workshops, you can't get anything good without putting good in.
>Clean house at the comics end of things. Shit like Bendis and other homosexuals who have been shuffled around between the big two for decades all go and there's a ban on rehiring them for as long as I can manage, they're blacklisted, next time they get fired from marvel they can go beg for a job from a Wendy's.
>I've now got some of the most valuable properties in the fricking world and a billion proven scripts that have been peer reviewed for fricking decades. Get some fricking live action adaptation of classic comic stories in the pipeline. Self contained miniseries to start inorder to develop the institutional knowledge and cultivate talent.
>Roosterteeth is dissolved into an IP holding company ala the current state of White Wolf over with /tg/ shit and I farm out the RWBY IP to an anime studio.
Then it's just continuing from fricking there.
Sell them to Amazon, not my problem.
-Give Gunn a chance to prove himself with the DC movies. If it doesn't take, shut it down for ten years then reboot with a Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, and Justice League Wave 1.
-Looney Tunes will never be a Mickey Mouse analog. They're too different. Put them on slapstick shorts where they work best like LTC and push some Hanna Barbera projects for friendly corporate mascot synergy. The Looney Tunes all mostly hate each other. You can't change that without changing who they are. H-B characters are a lot friendlier.
-Cut all ties with JK Rowling.
-Work on getting a Mortal Kombat character into the next Smash, or failing that, crossing over with Street Fighter in some capacity.
-Tell Ian JQ and Rebecca Sugar that if they ever wanna do more Steven Universe, OK KO, or original projects, the door is open. In fact, extend that offer to EVERY CN alum.
>Cut ties with JK Rowling
Why ?
I just don't like her books. And what's worse, all my grown ass friends love them and are really obnoxious about it.
It's petty, but frick, it's my damn company. No, I don't care if I'm a hufflepuffle or a griffindor. Frick off.
>I just don't like her books. And what's worse, all my grown ass friends love them and are really obnoxious about it.
The idea is you're supposed to be running a business. I'd rework the Cursed Child and be getting that made straight away
Based, i hate her shit because it just keeps going on and on and It's so fricking boring.
Also i was only thinking of cartoon network, boomerang, and [as] so
>reboot dc (they should be used to it by now) to get rid of woke trash and pandering to buttholes who don't even read the damn books, also have the writers tone down the grim and grittyness in most books just a little (for fricks sake we need escapism plus kids read this stuff)
>at the same time stop having the dceu just copy the mcu and greenlight movies starring lesser known characters
>make the discovery channel and tlc actually educational instead of giving shows to trailer trash, freaks, and morons, cancel all reality shows
>get scorpion into super smsh bros. Because jfc he's a video game icon, unlike the entire cast of homosexual emblem
>try to play nice enough with dicksney so we can get more crossovers between marvel, dc, and whatever IPs dicksney now owns (alien, predator, etc.)
Put Zack Snyder in charge of everything to make gospel inspired kino
>-Cut all ties with JK Rowling.
Cringe.
>The Looney Tunes all mostly hate each other.
Cringe.
>-Tell Ian JQ and Rebecca Sugar that if they ever wanna do more Steven Universe, OK KO, or original projects, the door is open.
Cringe. Btw, would I have any input on this as I inspired the original concept of Steven Universe
Oh yeah, and ONE MORE THING- make a deal with either Universal or some big company to make a really, really good theme park. WB has the most untapped potential in that arena.
>Tell Ian JQ and Rebecca Sugar that if they ever wanna do more Steven Universe, OK KO, or original projects, the door is open.
dangerously based
Either revive or reboot the Green Lantern Animated Series. There’s so much potential in the GL IP that hasn’t been tapped because of the shitty 2011 adaption. You have a literal universe to play with and as someone who loved Filoni Wars and Genndy Wars and the GL: TAS, I want more space peacekeepers traveling to different locations and dealing with different space factions or cosmic forces.
Cancel more shit and get nice bonuses.
The DC brand is just damaged goods that can't be saved. All I'd ask of Zaslav is he lets me reboot DC back to 2011 so I can write my own DickBats stories and incorporate Jon into the old universe.
Make porn
You. Keep talking.
lots of retconning
retire capeshit for a while and make movies out of things like Swamp Thing and I, Vampire
wonder why Zaslav would entrust some of the most beloved, well known properties with a skinny 21 year old white kid from the midwest
what is his gameplan here?
>hmm... yes, I, David Zaslav. need to sell Warner Bros to somebody... but who???
>someone i know? nah, some fellow rich israelite? nah, someone who even remotely understands business? NAH! let's give the company to an actual moron who spends his free time arguing on the internet, trying to trickshot piss into the sink, lighting small objects on fire, and playing vidya.
Dunno. Try and make some good movies? Seems like when you get right down to it that's the main problem with WB these days
I Fricking revive Ok Ko and Mao Mao
>cancel tard titans and It's spin-off
>cancel 3 homosexual bears
>cancel total moron anything
>rerun cartoon network series made between 1996-2003 from 10am-4pm with newer series airing from 7pm-10pm where [as] would be pushed back to
>bring back cartoon network's cartoon theater reusing the original bumps and ads, making new ones when necessary, but rarely airing any movies made after 2001 and NEVER airing anything live action
>unrebrand boomerang to only air toons made before 1989
>start as with koth followed by home movies, the brak show and space ghost coast to coast
>cancel prick and whiny After airing a final episode that is 100% written, animated, and voice acted by an ai
>cancel morons playing with action figures
>revive joe perra talks to you because it seems harmless and potheads seem to like it
>blacklist everyone who worked on mr. pickles and most who worked on prick and whiny, tard titans, and morons playing with action figures
>cancel coco melon
>give print on demand bluray releases to every series we own that doesn't have one in the us through a deal with amazon
>bring back Toonami on weekday evenings from 4-7
>[as] ends at 5am where stuff like mgm, looney tunes, and scoobydoo will fill airtime ti'l 10am
>bring back Cartoon Cartoon Fridays
>once every 2 years have contest where viewers can vote (Online as well as by call-in) for their favorites out of new pilots which will air on cartoon cartoon Fridays at some point during the summer
>kill everyone responsible for the network's shitty condition since 2006
That's all i've got.
Immediately release them to the public domain. The deluge of creative material the world would produce could hardly be worse than the corporate slop Warner Bros. has produced, and many of them would be better. Kickback and enjoy what comes. It should have happened years ago, anyway.