>why would a self observed narcissist actor want to do something that makes him the center of attention at a party with nothing but other narcissists
You really don't get actors.
They make mezcal(tequila) and for the past few years they've been shilling it. It's not even good tequila, shit is about 60-80 bucks a bottle for Jose Cuervo tier trash
T. Drukgay
> In fact, Cranston said DEA chemists were consultants on the show and they took them through the process step-by-step.
https://m.imdb.com/news/ni13139678/
He's the cook, idiots.
they have a mezcal brand together. they’re exposing their brand to a bunch of socialites and whomever is posting about drakes party online. they show up to pleb bars all of the time to promote it. i was invited to an event with them for bringing their swill into my shop.
So funny that a israelite is the most famous rapper on the planet, homies gotta occasionally get the leash yanked to remind them what it is, dumb dog slept inside for so long that it started thinking it’s one of the people but the most famous rapper is israeli.
Anthony Fantano, the guy in the pic, is the world's busiest music nerd. He rates music. His politics are grim but he's entertaining in videos and he's good at what he does.
So he'll rate the album out of 10 and not like those soft videogame ratings where an 80 out of 100 may as well be 10 out of 100.
But he throws in stuff like "A soft 6" or "a hard 6". It means nothing, it's just a superlative.
He's hard on Drake's music because Drake's music is dogshit Disney approved trash.
Anthony Fantano, the guy in the pic, is the world's busiest music nerd. He rates music. His politics are grim but he's entertaining in videos and he's good at what he does.
So he'll rate the album out of 10 and not like those soft videogame ratings where an 80 out of 100 may as well be 10 out of 100.
But he throws in stuff like "A soft 6" or "a hard 6". It means nothing, it's just a superlative.
He's hard on Drake's music because Drake's music is dogshit Disney approved trash.
Oh and the texts are from Drake. So he posted himself getting buttmad and getting fricking rekt for the whole world to see.
he's 73 and has severe back pains, all he wanted to do was to stay home and spend time with his gradchildren, but since Drake has major dirt on him, he gets to have an old, broken white man serving drinks to vapid prostitutes
It's not about the production. It's about the who's buying this shit and why. It's not like actual alkies are going to be buying celebrity drinks in volume so it must just be just hoping to coast on meme sales. But in my experience people buying meme drinks just buy it the once for the meme and that's it. They don't actually drink it as a regular drink. But apparently this is enough that even the most c list celebs start doing podcasts to advertise their drink lines and shit.
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Anonymous
Maybe the drink is itself also marketing for the actor's brand? Kinda like anime is marketing for the manga, so it's alright if they don't make huge money on it directly.
7 months ago
Anonymous
less about quantity i imagine and more about high price tag attached to a name. like dan akroyd selling you his piss vodka for $100 a skull, it's more about the novelty than actual quality of booze either
7 months ago
Anonymous
Right, so you start it up, get some sales on name recognition, then fold it/get bought out after a few years before you hemorrhage money on it. Easy investment if youre famous+rich
Super easy. Pay to partner up with a distillery and have them cook you up an overpriced liquor of your choice. Maybe con some investors into your brand if you have connections. Then shill the frick out of your brand everywhere you even go to events like Jessie and Waltman do. The end game is selling your liquor to one of the huge mutlinationals that buys brands like the Rock did.
For me, it would be extra distilled vodka sold in a square bottle with a cork stopper that nerds would reuse to put other drinks in so they can look like potions. Clear glass with an easy peel sticker label
They don't actually make it. All tequila distilleries are in Mexico. All they do is design the bottle, send them to Mexico and have them bottle it there. The rock, cranston, kim kardashian, clooney, and a couple other celebs have tequilas
its just a bunch of celebs trying to follow a trend. george clooney got into it first and made bank off alcohol with his own celeb brand drink. then a bunch of other celebs saw him do it and succeed and figured if he can do why why not them? and now all of them are trying to make their own drink hoping to cash out like he did.
Not long now until people start to widely acknowledge the scourge of alcohol on public health like they did with cigarettes. Meanwhile non-toxic or extremely low toxicity substances that make you a better person are illegal
yeah who even wants to get paid probably at least half a million dollars for a few hours of work and go to Drake's birthday and hang out with other celebrities and probably get drunk, high, and laid?
it was a stunt to promote their tequlia you fricking third world morons
They did it to promote their brand of alcohol.
They make mezcal(tequila) and for the past few years they've been shilling it. It's not even good tequila, shit is about 60-80 bucks a bottle for Jose Cuervo tier trash
T. Drukgay
this is actually pretty cool of Drake to do. he launched that Virginia Black whiskey a few years back, so he knows what it's like trying to get an alcohol brand off the ground. putting Bryan and Aaron on is a good look. generous 6 gawd.
I'm supposed to believe a "Daily Loud" tweet, let alone any tweet at all? I know Aaron and Bryan have a mezcal of their own. Might be more about product promotion but I'm speculating.
Drake should unironically get back into acting. I've been rewatching Degrassi the last few weeks and he was genuinely good, even when not grading on the curve of a low budget Canadian teen drama show.
>haha yeah drake that's pretty funny like people come up to me and i'll be like what drink you want, b***h! ahah yeah i totally get the reference but like totally no biggy but when do i get paid?
>you would never heat vermouth in an erlinmeyer flask. Didn't I teach you anything in mixology >yeah you failed me remember >BECAUSE YOU PUT CHILI P IN THE PINACOLADAS, ALRIGHT THAT'S IT IM GOING IN
Aaron Paul ok but Bryan definitely didn't NEED to do this. The money he made on MITM should last him several lifetimes.
Makes me wonder if he just wanted an excuse to get drunk and hang out with Paul.
I mean i guess but why would the need sn excuse
Why dont they just go hang out and drink somewhere?
Why get drunk and hang out with your friend, when you can be PAID to get drunk and hang out with your friend?
Bryan Cranston was paid in hot dinners for Malcom in the Middle.
More like hot warm holes if you catch my drift
mmm donuts
What if Paul desperately needed it and Cranston did him a solid because he's a bro?
That sounds likely.
Idk maybe he and Drake are friends and thought it would be fun?
The bartender talks to everyone at the party
>why would a self observed narcissist actor want to do something that makes him the center of attention at a party with nothing but other narcissists
You really don't get actors.
They're on the actors strike right? So why not.
They make mezcal(tequila) and for the past few years they've been shilling it. It's not even good tequila, shit is about 60-80 bucks a bottle for Jose Cuervo tier trash
T. Drukgay
Excellent analysis, anon.
Drake probably threatened to reveal his secrets
This
> In fact, Cranston said DEA chemists were consultants on the show and they took them through the process step-by-step.
https://m.imdb.com/news/ni13139678/
He's the cook, idiots.
you sure about that champ?
bartending is piss easy, they win by having to get paid to show up to a party
Poor man mentality
Pour man mentality
Imagine being this afraid of work
Checked and keked
what if somebody asks you to make a wienertail but you don't know the ingredients?
The bartender usually asks you what's in it
I've had bartenders pull out their phones and look up the ingredients then proceed to make a shitty drink
Cuck mentality
why are you not bartending right now?
Well? What actors would you hire?
Matthew Perry, just to see him go crazy over having to pour drinks for other people instead of himself. Alkies are hilarious when they're in pain
easy
Lindsay Lohan, Rose McGowan and Amanda Bynes. Imagine the insanity of these three trying run a coyote ugly bar.
Now, are we talking current ages, or in their prime?
Gary Busey, and he has to take a shot every time he serves a drink.
somebody make an ai image of daisy ridley shaking a drink while wearing nothing but pasties over her nipples.
Chapelle in rick james character and his job would be to insult everyone who came up to the bar, not so much serve drinks.
I wonder if Tom Cruise remembers any of his tricks from wienertail?
Not even Drake has enough money to bring in Cruise unless Thetan levels were involved.
Brings a whole new meaning to BOOZE CRUISE
brendan fraser, will smith
the JUSTice league
>tfw the drug addict junkie character you play gets richer than you
Taylor swift was in BB?
She played the pizza.
>Doesn't know
The faces look perfect
Who do you think played Wendy
did he not invest the BB money? it's been a decade
he's probably made millions from those bet365 ads
If they weren't in character whats even the point?
for drake to go look I got dem crackers from that big tv show catering for my birthday
lol this. ohhhh we fancyyy. thats how black folks think,
they have a mezcal brand together. they’re exposing their brand to a bunch of socialites and whomever is posting about drakes party online. they show up to pleb bars all of the time to promote it. i was invited to an event with them for bringing their swill into my shop.
So funny that a israelite is the most famous rapper on the planet, homies gotta occasionally get the leash yanked to remind them what it is, dumb dog slept inside for so long that it started thinking it’s one of the people but the most famous rapper is israeli.
It's funny how much he can make artists seethe. At least some of the other ones just joke with him about mid reviews of their music.
Why did Drake threaten to murder a guy because his wife is black? He's literally half white himself.
>and cauze you somehow wifed a black girl
Says the mutt, jesus christ I hate Black folk. What the frick
I think he meant that as a compliment.
>Your existence is a light 1 and only because you're alive... and somehow wifed a black girl.
>posting your own roast on your own story
LMFAO drake is the softest homie of all time
>seen 21hr ago
Still btfo by melon without a response lol
I literally dont get it. Can someone translate?
Anthony Fantano, the guy in the pic, is the world's busiest music nerd. He rates music. His politics are grim but he's entertaining in videos and he's good at what he does.
So he'll rate the album out of 10 and not like those soft videogame ratings where an 80 out of 100 may as well be 10 out of 100.
But he throws in stuff like "A soft 6" or "a hard 6". It means nothing, it's just a superlative.
He's hard on Drake's music because Drake's music is dogshit Disney approved trash.
I know who fantano is, i just have no idea wtf drake was trying to say
He’s a gay moron that made a non-sensical “burn” trying to play on rating things on a scale of 1 to 10. Don’t really see what there is to not get.
Oh and the texts are from Drake. So he posted himself getting buttmad and getting fricking rekt for the whole world to see.
Wtf was Drake thinking kek he exposed himself a soft ass homie
Have you seen Aaron Paul's Idaho mansion? They definitely just did it for fun.
I’m not saying he’s broke or anything, but pointing to a potential means for financial strife as a way to convey he’s doing well is pretty silly.
Cranston does not look like he's enjoying himself here.
he's 73 and has severe back pains, all he wanted to do was to stay home and spend time with his gradchildren, but since Drake has major dirt on him, he gets to have an old, broken white man serving drinks to vapid prostitutes
Who the frick is Drake? I've literally never heard of this person before this thread.
it's like a lesser dragon, but not a wyvern albeit
I like you, anon, you're a funny guy.
cripple jimmy from degrassi
He was a famous artist in the before time when people were allowed to enjoy things.
drake, el pelotudo de kim possible
A gay pedophile rap artist. So, just your run of the mill rap artist really.
>he's never seen Degrassi
I wish I was you, anon.
Holy shit i thought that was some random bartender working along side aaron. Cranston looks like shit
hes an old man, they look like that
Looks like they had real event staff in the background and probably they told Walt and Jesse how to make drinks
Why though? Why not just invite them?
Cranston and Paul have their own tequila brand, this is marketing
Like all celebrity endorsed tequila it's shit and overpriced full of additives.
I don't understand how every single celebrity can apparently have their own brand of alcohol.
Why can't you understand that? Alcohol is like the easiest shit in the world to produce.
It's not about the production. It's about the who's buying this shit and why. It's not like actual alkies are going to be buying celebrity drinks in volume so it must just be just hoping to coast on meme sales. But in my experience people buying meme drinks just buy it the once for the meme and that's it. They don't actually drink it as a regular drink. But apparently this is enough that even the most c list celebs start doing podcasts to advertise their drink lines and shit.
Maybe the drink is itself also marketing for the actor's brand? Kinda like anime is marketing for the manga, so it's alright if they don't make huge money on it directly.
less about quantity i imagine and more about high price tag attached to a name. like dan akroyd selling you his piss vodka for $100 a skull, it's more about the novelty than actual quality of booze either
Right, so you start it up, get some sales on name recognition, then fold it/get bought out after a few years before you hemorrhage money on it. Easy investment if youre famous+rich
Can I interest you in some Tiger Thiccc my mans?
Super easy. Pay to partner up with a distillery and have them cook you up an overpriced liquor of your choice. Maybe con some investors into your brand if you have connections. Then shill the frick out of your brand everywhere you even go to events like Jessie and Waltman do. The end game is selling your liquor to one of the huge mutlinationals that buys brands like the Rock did.
For me, it would be extra distilled vodka sold in a square bottle with a cork stopper that nerds would reuse to put other drinks in so they can look like potions. Clear glass with an easy peel sticker label
They don't actually make it. All tequila distilleries are in Mexico. All they do is design the bottle, send them to Mexico and have them bottle it there. The rock, cranston, kim kardashian, clooney, and a couple other celebs have tequilas
its just a bunch of celebs trying to follow a trend. george clooney got into it first and made bank off alcohol with his own celeb brand drink. then a bunch of other celebs saw him do it and succeed and figured if he can do why why not them? and now all of them are trying to make their own drink hoping to cash out like he did.
Not long now until people start to widely acknowledge the scourge of alcohol on public health like they did with cigarettes. Meanwhile non-toxic or extremely low toxicity substances that make you a better person are illegal
That's not Bryan Cranston that's a stunt double lol
>Doesn't do any cool bar tricks
Fricking lame, talk about a waste of money.
>getting laughed at by nepo producers, coalburners and ghetto shaniquas
its not just over, its six feet under
They got Michael C. Hall and Lauren Ambrose to bar-tend too? Where?
is the supervisor chewing out cranston for the bad job he's doing?
They deserve this for their only claim to fame being Reddit: The Show.
Bryan Cranston once acted in a stage reading of American Beauty with Sarah Gadon. Here they are signing autographs together.
This feels like a humiliation rutial. I can't imagine why else you would hire actors to do regular jobs other than to embarrass them
yeah who even wants to get paid probably at least half a million dollars for a few hours of work and go to Drake's birthday and hang out with other celebrities and probably get drunk, high, and laid?
Kek, and Pulp Fiction came out a week after this ep aired.
okay?
i'm not getting the connection
Jon Travolta's career seemed over before Pulp Fiction brought him back.
ayo bar tend for me goyim
This was just for show. The after party is aaron, bryan and drake slamming pre teen pussy
>drake
>slamming pussy
i know civies wouldn't have a clue, but in the inner Hollywood circles, Drake is known as the gay to end them all
don't need to be on any inner circle, drake is one zesty looking dude
bro imagine thinking you have the super secret dirt on Drake that even Pusha T hasn't brought up. you're not that connected lil guy. lmaoo
It's common knowledge lil Black. He loves wiener
meds
The only medicine drake needs is a hot sticky load down his throat
Drake Bell? Joshbros, how do we respond?
Breaking Bad is the Drake of prestige television
nailed it
youre kind of a genius. overrated boring ass show.
Drake probably paid them a million dollars each to do this for a few hours work
Would be a moron to say no
I guess they also got to sell their tequila brand there?
I'm not sure I understand?
they own a tequila brand and they showed up to shill it. it was a marketing stunt brainlet bc their expensive spirit is a shittier 7 buck bottle
I'm still not quite getting it.
Celebrity parties get sponsored by brands; this is probably something like that.
glad to see xbox finally found him a job.
salute to Aubrey, man. Happy Birthday.
it was a stunt to promote their tequlia you fricking third world morons
Test
Please buy our overpriced alcohol. You'll love it
he is there shilling his liquor you frickwits
this is actually pretty cool of Drake to do. he launched that Virginia Black whiskey a few years back, so he knows what it's like trying to get an alcohol brand off the ground. putting Bryan and Aaron on is a good look. generous 6 gawd.
not buying your shitty booze, drake
I'm supposed to believe a "Daily Loud" tweet, let alone any tweet at all? I know Aaron and Bryan have a mezcal of their own. Might be more about product promotion but I'm speculating.
Drake should unironically get back into acting. I've been rewatching Degrassi the last few weeks and he was genuinely good, even when not grading on the curve of a low budget Canadian teen drama show.
They did it to promote their brand of alcohol.
Drake the type of homie to pay Heisenberg to NOT cook crystal
Xbox found our man a job
So uhh...
Who did Drake marry?
I've seen the tweet.
>JESSE, THAT'S A HIGHBALL GLASS, NOT A COLLINS GLASS! AND I SAID 250mL of TRIPLE SEC! You never listen...
YO XBOX FIND ME A JOB
>haha yeah drake that's pretty funny like people come up to me and i'll be like what drink you want, b***h! ahah yeah i totally get the reference but like totally no biggy but when do i get paid?
>yo this ain't mixology, the pinacoladas I mix are art
>adds a little chili p to the bloody mary
>you would never heat vermouth in an erlinmeyer flask. Didn't I teach you anything in mixology
>yeah you failed me remember
>BECAUSE YOU PUT CHILI P IN THE PINACOLADAS, ALRIGHT THAT'S IT IM GOING IN
god just think of all the hot 14 year olds drake invited to that party
>Role of a lifetime
That's when Aaron Paul played Sarah Gadon's husband.
STARTED AT THE BOTTOM
NOW WE TAKE IT IN THE BOTTOM