Against all odds, Mario has surged to the forefront of the cinematic world and is the official king of 2023. Will Disney and capeshit ever recover?
Against all odds, Mario has surged to the forefront of the cinematic world and is the official king of 2023.
Disneycuck status: bing bing wahoo'd
Studios take note: Make a clean movie without coming at the audience with a superior shitty attitude, and you'll win big.
have they made enough to break even yet?
No, it needs $500m to break even
this is gonna age terribly
You think it was made sincerely?
It's a falseflag 100%, I don't believe there's any DCtard who could possibly be this deluded
>mfw muh favorite vidya company's movie makes le heckin' epic profiterinos
cringe
>Against all odds
Mario is the most well-known and popular mascot character in the whole world, Mickey himself got nothing on the plumber.
I thought spider-verse was on the verge of breaking a billion
lol nowhere near. It only looks good because everything else is bombing
ummm chudsisters...?
>it needs to make 10 billion to break le even!!
What? It's been a month and it's closer to half than a billion. I stand by what I said
the only people complaining about woke girlboss shit was Disney shills trying to gaslight normies
girlboss peach is easily the worst part of the movie though, it's just a decent flick despite her being mishandled
she wasn't very girlbossy imo, considering she's a princess ruling over a kingdom. She was mostly helping Mario who still doesn't know anything about the world
in no way does being ruler of the kingdom entail she should be some badass fighter, yet she's portrayed as though she hardly needs mario's help at all, oneshots bowser herself even and all that
i'll grant she could've easily been handled worse but that doesn't make her or her role in the story any good
>t. redditspacing electiontourist who literally hasn't even seen the child-focused goyslop he slavishly criticizes
Disney will
Capeshit won’t
Alhamdulillah
THERE'S NO NEED FOR RECOVERING FAT MIDGET
Illumination just keeps winning.