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>age 20, mock him
>age 30, become him

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s because your a decroded piece of crap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You is*

        ur both gayets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You is*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      used to think decroded was a real word for like 10 years after this film, why did he say that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was stuck between words like deprecated and corroded and ended up mashing them together. You could still understand his meaning though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to say decrepit and corroded I think

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >decroded
      Haven’t heard that one in a while

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad. She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part about getting older is everyone you know is either dying or drifting away leaving you all alone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea pretty much. I really really hate getting older.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is my dick not getting hard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m perfectly content with all parts of getting old, even dying, but the thought of my dick not working is inconceivable to me. I just can’t believe that happening to me. Balding, losing mobility, sure, fine, but ED? I don’t think I can handle it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting old I can live with, culture changing to the point where it's exponentially worse and people thinking all the things you love are 'dated' is what stings

      In the perfect world we'd just relive the '80s and '90s forever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 90's was peak humanity. It's all downhill from here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the combination of my body wearing down with all the aches and pains of age, while also being constantly aware of everyone in my peer group being long-married and long-ago having kids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a good 1/3 of my high school friends are fricking dead. the rest of them either moved away or started a family

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never made sense to me why it has to be that way. every old person i've ever met sits at home lonely doing jack shit. i get that raising kids can take up a ton of time and cause friends to drift apart, but why do they only rarely drift back together? some people don't even have the kids as an excuse. i know two guys in their 30s just sitting at home alone on SSRIs. it's like our patience for peoples' shit wears away by age 30 and hanging out with other people becomes annoying instead of fun but the loneliness of their absence stays.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's like our patience for peoples' shit wears away by age 30 and hanging out with other people becomes annoying instead of fun but the loneliness of their absence stays.
        more like 25 also you didnt have to post this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got tired of spending so much time with my ex and started to prefer being alone. Can't live with em, can't live without em kinda thing, shit sucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Old people tend to sit at home because they're in pain or near death. Once you pass 40 life is literally do or die, if you sit around you will get fatter and the health issues will build up more and more until you're too bad off to recover then you finally die. Happy old people do community shit, church functions, animal shelters, homeless kitchens, parks and rec shit, or they just work. Or they do what I said before and get too physically meek to survive outside the house.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same, but with the "I have relationships with women, and sex with men" guy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >living in a van is now trendy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Would have one state"

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >age 40, these bones belonged to a male

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if coach put me in
    >woulda gone state

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was fricking awful but sports but my dad signed me up for basketball, baseball, soccer and football. I had to beg him, on my knees, to make me not play. He and my brother were great and sports and won championship. Sometimes in my dark moments I comfort myself imagining myself as a star NFL quarterback with an adoring fanbase, a beautiful wife and a loving, proud father.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same I was always the unathletic one and to this day somehow manage to fail embarrassingly at every sport I try. My sisters were well liked by the gym teachers because they were athletic and were disappointed when I showed up. Only consolation was that I was a band nerd and at least was good at that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be glad you were not put in a shitty concussions sport like American football.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the guy who banged Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dayum I had no idea. Even now, looking at them side by side, I can't see it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I coulda done something with my life. I coulda been a contendah

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever mocked Uncle Rico you're a homosexual.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit i just noticed its the guy that plays Ben's dad in lost.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”I could throw a football over that mountain”
    >refuses to elaborate

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you guys so physically fricked up in your late 20s-30s? I don't get it. You're talking like you're 70

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some of us fricked up and had to spend our 20s doing physical labor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just benched 2.5 plates today. Anons are weak-sauce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People like this always either never exercise or eat absolute goyslop and/or drink and blame it on age catching up to them when it’s really just shitty health habits.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get Cinemaphile bro! you'll live forever!
        >[truck-kun blocks your path]
        Just frick off with your superiority complex. You aren't any better for lifting or whatever the frick it is you do in your gay bar club

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sit in a computer chair 12+ hours a day for 15+ years and tell me how you feel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're indian

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not yet

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing your parents get old and decrepit is what really fricks with you when you have no family of your own. I don't know how I'm supposed to handle this when these are the only people who care I exist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My parents have been smoking for over 30 years, ignored decades of medical advice, refuse to quit even now that they both have signs of cancer, ignored my pleas for them to stop since I was a child. I really don't give a frick about them anymore, they chose their fate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dad died of lung cancer and he never smoked a pack in his life.
        I don't really know what else to say

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have kids because your parents gave you bad genes/raised you wrong to begin with, its their fault not yours

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a lot of athletic talent as a kid but as a teen I thought organised sports were uncool. Now at 30 I realise it was basically the only chance I had at a life I would have liked.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have friend
    >he had a gf at 16 when we were all kissless virgins
    >travelled the world, had several gfs and loads of sex
    >really cool dude, everyone likes him
    >fast forward 15 years
    >he looks old
    >he has a middle aged gf who has tattoos, smokes weed
    >all his friends are married with kids (except me, perma incel)
    >he wants kids but his gf doesn't and he's been with her 5 years and he doesn't want to hurt her
    >he also doesn't impress women easily anymore because he looks old and is quite poor
    I pray for him

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he had an asian gf
    is this a new mandela effect, I genuinely don't remember her

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the whole thing about his brother finding the tall negress gf was basically me with my first gf, except she wasnt a negress but the opposite

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