Aging celebrities

anybody else feel anxious when they see the celebrities they grew up watching become old?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was always ugly

      this is badass

      what's this franchise, i've never seen it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking tard

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >'1985', a song written in 2004 about the 'old days' 19 years in the past is now 18 years old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bam?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think surely we're approaching this critical mass of celebrity deaths, right?
    the amount of celebs in their 70s, 80s, and beyond is off the charts
    Bill Shatner is 91
    Clint Eastwood is 92
    James Earl Jones is 91
    Gene Hackman is 92
    Barbara Walters is 92

    That's the age where you could be totally healthy then just die in your sleep randomly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most celebrities are boomers so prepare for a mass loss by 2025

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you could be totally healthy then just die in your sleep randomly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >KAAAAREN WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CHAAAAANTIX
        >WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no refunds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's the age where you could be totally healthy then just die in your sleep randomly
      It could happen to you tonight.
      I knew a dude in his 20s that woke up dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what a gay lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hows a motherfricker gonna WAKE UP DEAD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didint wake up then did he

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well he didn't go to sleep dead did he?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He might have

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >woke up dead

        Anon..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do they all just eat healthy? Shatner is the one I'm most interested in because he's aged so well, but it's likely due to genes.
      I have olive oil, meat, spinach, and sardines mostly.
      >inb4 "ew gross XDD"
      I'm Croatian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shatner is a clear case of botox

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've heard Shatner undertakes some crazy health regiment that involves taking like literally $1000 of supplements every day
          Some anon had a big thread about it and I googled it a little and it seemed like it checked out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It could happen to you to regardless of age

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2001 was 21 years ago

      WTF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sean austin is such a little c**t. i saw him in the making of documentary and the way he whined when his foot got cut made me instantly despise the 'man'.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i once saw him at comic con get snippy with someone for taking his picture, when he was selling signed headshots for like 30 bucks a piece
        guys a dbag for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      W H O L E S O M E

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monaghan bros... I feel good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this picture makes me happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god this fricking hurts me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elijah Wood is looking a lot older all of a sudden

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elijah Wood looking like he hangs outside of rural gas stations asking for money with bullshit stories about how there's something wrong his car that's not there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only 21 years
      >age that much
      whaaaaat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        genetics and drugs, my friend.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds about right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go look at a photo of your dad when they were 20 and when they were 40 you fricking moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just Frick My Shit Up, Family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elijah Wood, more like Elijah Droop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elijah has been living his best life ever since LotR.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Merry looks fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh lads, I don't feel so good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People get old and die. Very mindblowing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the insight, moron.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not at all

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No Country For Old Men came out 20 years ago.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like jealousy. Why do those frickers get to die and I don't? Hell even their death is grandiose. Surrounded by loved ones and money. I'll die alone and broke and it will be the single greatest moment of my life.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to imagine she's 53.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Everyone knows Friends came out in 1994.
      28 years ago. Back when Rachel was hot at 25.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >53 and childless
      you hate to see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing is she was never as hot as people said she is. But she's made up for it for aging like a champ. She mogs most of her peers now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My daughter-in-law is 57 (don't fricking ask), and looks better than that - but only marginally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >don't ask
        Anon, you know I'm going to ask. How old is your son, how old are you, and what's their love story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How to achieve gf like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still would, but she's obvs in her 50's

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    It’s just you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why be passive aggressive when you can just be quiet?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's what I love about these celebrities, man. They get older, I stay the same age.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching the behind the scenes for the live action Jungle Book and I unironically thought “ Wow that old man sounds exactly like Bill Murray”

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RDA took the Shatnerpill. He plumped up at just the right age that the collagen dump is keeping his skin unblemished.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine and republican politics were not kind for this snitch. I wonder which abc exec’s dick he sucks everytime his show gets cancelled.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is this from

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Porn I think

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I find it encouraging because they're going to die, which is a reminder I'm going to die and finally be free

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    life is a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not getting old, that's getting fat.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we aren't producing enough new celebrities. what is the biden administration planning to do about this crisis?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should just go back to dying his hair brown.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WAKE ME UP BEFORE…

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look in the mirror, Anon. Then wrinkle your forehead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GODDAMN IT

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I LOVE Sigourney Weaver. What a fricking woman.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33 and am in constant fear of death or those around me dying. I have no idea why but it's been this way for like 2 years now.

    It's so aggravating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Usually when people feel like this it's just a manifestation of the cancer or disease already wrecking them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've had a colonoscopy and a had my blood tested by a cancer doctor last month. I have no idea whats going on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's called "Midlife Crisis". Surprised you don't know about it since a common sitcom trope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same at 26. I can see my mom and grandparents and other family getting older. It fills me with deep seated terror.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you're a kid nobody tells you that young people die all the time. My neighbor who I grew up with died at 29 in a car accident. My friend from across the road died at the same age from cancer. My buddy's younger brother literally got murdered by joggers when he was 18. The brother of a girl I used to date died at 33. It's actually fricking nuts, nobody really explains that people die all the time for no reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think we're scared of death because we're not living. I'm too tired to type it all out but if you live life to fullest you'll feel like you've made the most of your time and it you'll accept the inevitable. That's why there's some elderly people who aren't scared of dying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This has been happening since I started my relationship and a friend said they felt the same in their relationship and it went away when they broke up.

        Could this be a possibility?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think this is probably the best explanation. If you're living your life, making progress in whatever it is you want to do, etc. then that stuff doesn't hit quite as hard because you feel more fulfilled with what you've accomplished.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haha yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same, my dad is almost 80 and I’m only just about to turn 30.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same same
      it'll be okay love

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fellow 33 year oid here. I lost my mom unexpectedly in April 2020, She was in pretty good health and wasn't sick or anything. I just remember getting the call. Now I'm paranoid as frick everytime I get a call from a family member like my sisters or aunt.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    na but i get this weird feeling when i think about king of the hill thats kinda existential and stale feels reaaaal weirdddd

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It's also bad when I look at a sitcom I watched when I was a kid and realize that I am older than the actors who played the parents. I look at everything those characters are presented as having and accomplishing by that age and think about how I expected to be similar by that age, but now I'm older and if I were on the sitcom I'd be the crazy uncle that guest stars a couple times a season for comic relief.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we're all getting old anon

    its scary

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because I actually understand things without the prism of celebrity worship.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tool time bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn Al looks great actually. Kino aging.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to say the same thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Richard Karn was a great Family Feud host. Comfy kino

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets caught with a shitload of cocaine at an airport
    >avoids prison by ratting out like 20 people which leads to several major international drug dealers getting arrested
    >instead of getting out of the country and laying low like any normal person would, decides to become a bigshot tv star

    It's a bit of a big call to make, I know, but I'm going to have to go with
    BASED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so he's a disloyal, self-interested coward (aka prototypical cis hetero white male) who stumbled into Hollywood stardom despite his many and repeated drug crimes
      hope he kills himself like normie mcmoron

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not particularly.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based billy is aging like fine wine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not too late for him to play lex luthor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff Bezos biopic when.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's only 56.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funny, people do actually age better now than ever before, your comment woudn't be made 40 years ago, back then 56 was legitimately considered "old". I'm 30, lift weights and don't drink too much alcohol, I feel in shape and that my best years are still ahead of me. All you have to do is avoid getting fat, go easy on alcohol, exercise regularly, and groom yourself. It's not hard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think this only applies to men. Women age like shit nowadays thanks to an overload of estrogen through tainted water supplies, microplastics, birth control, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder whether he made love to Kelly Brook when they shot Survival Island? She also aged wonderfully. Pierce would be proud.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros how did we go from this...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to this?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it means they ran out of baby blood and now they are coming for you.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, because I got a wife and kids to worry about. Unease at aging only comes from a lack of a sense of progression.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea. It's hard for me to look at some of them.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how many of these celebrities do you think legitimately sold their souls to the devil for fame and success?
    imagine the spoopy feeling they get when they look in the mirror.
    hope they turn to christ before it's too late.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My grampa at 98 is still alive. Outlived all five of his sons except my dad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how many died since 2019?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Euuuuuuuuuuuuaaap!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the number of people older than you never increases from the moment you are born

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go to bed Plato

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My boy Gene's literally in his 90's (and does look it) but still goes cycling everyday and is sharp as a tack

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Watching all the chads and stacies of my youth get fat and ugly is one of the few reasons to keep living.

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