I used to love Jelly Bellies. Grew up eating them by the handful. I haven’t eaten Jelly Bellies since they came out with “Bertie Bott” ones that had flavors like earwax and snot mixed in them. Saw that shit piled up on clearance shelves. With Jelly Bellies you can’t always identify a flavor by appearance. The idea of accidentally eating one flavored like literal vomit forever turned me off to eating them ever again. I can’t help but wonder if it had the same effect for others. Thanks for reading my vlog.
I mean it did it for Dumbledore. >I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit flavored one, since then I've rather lost my liking for them. But I think I will be safe with a nice toffee...*eats golden bean*. Alas...earwax.
In actuality what he bit into was one that tasted like Hermoines sweet unspoilt clown hole and shortly thereaftee he Imperio'd her to come to his office and he got a taste of the real thing and it was even better.
Jelly Bellies were always trash. Even with the non intentionally shitty flavours there was unholy garbage like bubble gum and buttered popcorn. Imagine putting those in your mouth at the same time. The superior jelly beans were always these
Never eaten those but I know exactly what you mean. I think it's a certain type of fizzy cherry-flavored cola bottle-shaped candy that does it for me, what the frick is up with this physical reaction?
That’s pretty funny. I always picked out the popcorn ones. Bubblegum was a disappointment whenever I expected a Tutti Fruity. I liked cinnamon one but it was always jarring when you were expecting very cherry or red apple. You know they sell “belly flops” where not only are they misshapen but also can have the wrong flavor to color? So, yeah- I suppose I already had issues with them.
I actually like the buttered popcorn ones honestly, but it's not a flavour that mixes well with anything. I always just pick them out and eat them first by themselves.
This has to be the worst marketing idea ever in the history of mankind. >*spits* What the frick? This tastes like shit! >ACHXSHUALLY that one is named baby wipes! You should try barf next! Or, is it peach? Hmmmm. >WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????!!! >
Yeah I don't know what the frick they were thinking
They didn't taste like actual boogers and vomit, dumbass. Had a box myself, and they just tasted like jelly bellies with a spicy twang mixed in. All the flavors were clearly labelled on the box.
>Smells play a huge part in how we taste, so Jelly Belly’s first step in creating a jelly bean involves analyzing the real thing in a gas chromatograph. The machine converts the target object into vapors in an oven (either after dissolving it in a solvent and then boiling it or simply by heating it), and then analyzes the chemical makeup of those vapors and converts them to flavor markers, which is what Jelly Belly’s team uses as a starting point for its beans. “This is how many of our flavors are analyzed and created, particularly those found in the BeanBoozled and Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans lines,” Perry said.
>For example, when the company decided to add a new bean called Stinky Socks to its BeanBoozled line, “our flavor scientist aged his own socks in a sealed plastic bag for a couple of weeks,” Perry said. The scientist then took the socks and put them in the gas chromatograph, which generated a report of the socks’ flavor makeup; the bean’s flavor was created using that data.
They use the actual thing they are trying to replicate to generate the taste
If you dont eat American chocolate for awhile and then try it again you can taste the vomit flavor and its gross. But then after awhile chocolate tastes strange without it
>piled up on clearance shelves.
it's an unsustainable business model. the only people who will buy them are doing it for the novelty or trying to prank someone. it's something you do once or twice. so people would buy some once or twice max.
>one flavored like literal vomit
To be fair, Americans love it
not even americans eat the garbage anymore. i saw a few of the hershey bars in my local supermarket a few years ago but milka and cadbury will always reign supreme
>Hmmm yes that’s the distinct taste of my uncle’s wiener. That takes me back. By the way Harry, have I ever told you I was a homosexual? Probably unrelated
>Ah yes, the Holocaust flavoured bean. My personal favourite. >But professor, you haven't even opened the pack yet. >Dumbledore flashes a wink to the camera.
>But I think I will be safe with a nice caramel strawberry...Alas, Ron Weasley's butthole >But professor, how do you know what Ron's butthole tastes like? >Obliviate!
>candy from a children's book meant to appeal to little kids that think gross stuff is funny >the adults of Cinemaphile: "this is stupid, i don't like it"
>Mmm, Hermiones menstrual blood! >Dumbledore... How do you know what Hermiones menstrual blood tastes like? She hasn't even begun menstruating yet. >A wizard never reveals his secrets, Harry.
>buy up multiple packets of magical jelly beans >single out all the cum flavoured ones >don invisibility cloak >sneak into grills dorms at midnight >swap out all the beans in their stash with the cum flavoured ones
Harry you piece of shit
I used to love Jelly Bellies. Grew up eating them by the handful. I haven’t eaten Jelly Bellies since they came out with “Bertie Bott” ones that had flavors like earwax and snot mixed in them. Saw that shit piled up on clearance shelves. With Jelly Bellies you can’t always identify a flavor by appearance. The idea of accidentally eating one flavored like literal vomit forever turned me off to eating them ever again. I can’t help but wonder if it had the same effect for others. Thanks for reading my vlog.
Yeah I don't know what the frick they were thinking
probably russian roulette style playing with friends
Immediately reminds me of this advert
Which I still think of every time I have revels once in a blue moon. And yes, I like orange.
Great ad
that's exactly what I did
They were literally just reusing failed recipes for other flavors.
I mean it did it for Dumbledore.
>I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit flavored one, since then I've rather lost my liking for them. But I think I will be safe with a nice toffee...*eats golden bean*. Alas...earwax.
>Look it up
>No such thing as the toffee bean
>But I think I will be safe with a nice toffee...
>Alas...earwax.
>But I think I will be safe with a nice toffee...
>Alas...pigfrick flavor.
>But I think I will be safe with a nice peach…
>Alas…Dumbledore’s taint.
That was probably one of the most heartwarming Dumbledore moments.
In actuality what he bit into was one that tasted like Hermoines sweet unspoilt clown hole and shortly thereaftee he Imperio'd her to come to his office and he got a taste of the real thing and it was even better.
He was a great Headmaster.
and a good friend?
Jelly Bellies were always trash. Even with the non intentionally shitty flavours there was unholy garbage like bubble gum and buttered popcorn. Imagine putting those in your mouth at the same time. The superior jelly beans were always these
I have never heard of jelly bellies in my life. I thought he was just mistakenly trying to refer to jelly beans. Jelly beans are top notch.
Jelly Belly is a brand of jelly beans that seem to specialize in meme flavors now.
>now
It's been 20 years dude.
oh no
The popcorn flavor ones always caused me physical pain to eat. Like muscle pain in my mandible. I can't really explain it and no other food does this
Never eaten those but I know exactly what you mean. I think it's a certain type of fizzy cherry-flavored cola bottle-shaped candy that does it for me, what the frick is up with this physical reaction?
That’s pretty funny. I always picked out the popcorn ones. Bubblegum was a disappointment whenever I expected a Tutti Fruity. I liked cinnamon one but it was always jarring when you were expecting very cherry or red apple. You know they sell “belly flops” where not only are they misshapen but also can have the wrong flavor to color? So, yeah- I suppose I already had issues with them.
the GOAT
Brach's is too soft and gets stuck in your teeth worse than Jelly Belly
I actually like the buttered popcorn ones honestly, but it's not a flavour that mixes well with anything. I always just pick them out and eat them first by themselves.
buttered popcorn and blueberry tastes like a muffin
Those are only the bean boozled thankfully
>looks up “Bean Boozled”
>it’s disgusting Bertie Botts flavors, but rebranded
Oh now COME ON!!!! Talk about doubling down on stupid.
I've never tried them, but lawn clippings and toothpaste probably taste ok.
>licorice
>skunk spray
kinda redundant
Why?
Licorice is worse than any of them
This has to be the worst marketing idea ever in the history of mankind.
>*spits* What the frick? This tastes like shit!
>ACHXSHUALLY that one is named baby wipes! You should try barf next! Or, is it peach? Hmmmm.
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????!!!
>
It's meant to be a challenge tuing you do with these things called friends
>Be younger me
>Playing Bean Boozled with my sister
>Coconut or baby wipes
>We eat the beans
>I get baby wipes
>It's good
Was I weird or is this just not a good choice for a bad flavor?
Did you boozle her bean afterwards?
do they taste like how baby wipes smell, or how they actually taste?
I did this with a gf, it was fun. You'd both get the same colour and eat it simultaneously so someone gets owned
I remember juicy pear being the tastiest candy I had ever eaten
Tutti frutti > Dr. Pepper > peach > juicy pear
My grandpa bravely ate any of them we gave to him. He was a stoic old man, and said they all tasted like sugar. Truly I aspire to be like him.
They did all taste like sugar. Obviously they didn't really taste like any of those things
They didn't taste like actual boogers and vomit, dumbass. Had a box myself, and they just tasted like jelly bellies with a spicy twang mixed in. All the flavors were clearly labelled on the box.
Not true.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62593/how-does-jelly-belly-create-its-weird-flavors
>Smells play a huge part in how we taste, so Jelly Belly’s first step in creating a jelly bean involves analyzing the real thing in a gas chromatograph. The machine converts the target object into vapors in an oven (either after dissolving it in a solvent and then boiling it or simply by heating it), and then analyzes the chemical makeup of those vapors and converts them to flavor markers, which is what Jelly Belly’s team uses as a starting point for its beans. “This is how many of our flavors are analyzed and created, particularly those found in the BeanBoozled and Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans lines,” Perry said.
>For example, when the company decided to add a new bean called Stinky Socks to its BeanBoozled line, “our flavor scientist aged his own socks in a sealed plastic bag for a couple of weeks,” Perry said. The scientist then took the socks and put them in the gas chromatograph, which generated a report of the socks’ flavor makeup; the bean’s flavor was created using that data.
They use the actual thing they are trying to replicate to generate the taste
That sounds like marketing bullshit to me.
>Who should you believe? The guys that work at the company or me, a random guy who is doubting them?
I'll go with the random guy. He isn't trying to sell them or generate buzz.
Well I fricking ate the Stinky Socks flavor and it sure as shit didn't taste like aged socks.
Because it's not actual aged socks. It's a replica they created by modeling it after the chromatograph data. It probably smelled worse than it tasted.
It didn't smell like much of anything. I smelled that shit too. Basically just pepper.
Lol why is this age restricted? Youtube is a hot mess.
>one flavored like literal vomit
To be fair, Americans love it
That's incorrect, but ok.
If you dont eat American chocolate for awhile and then try it again you can taste the vomit flavor and its gross. But then after awhile chocolate tastes strange without it
I can eat m&m's fine but if you put your nose in the bag and inhale it is very obvious they put this shit in it. And i
A-anon?
>why yes I go to the candy store and fill a 2lb bag solely with buttered popcorn jellybeans, how could you tell?
>piled up on clearance shelves.
it's an unsustainable business model. the only people who will buy them are doing it for the novelty or trying to prank someone. it's something you do once or twice. so people would buy some once or twice max.
not even americans eat the garbage anymore. i saw a few of the hershey bars in my local supermarket a few years ago but milka and cadbury will always reign supreme
>Milka
I really hope you are just baiting
The gross beans aren't even that bad
Gotta say that’s not an impressive story at all
deh
Alas, Sneed flavor!
>Alas, cum
>Hmmm yes that’s the distinct taste of my uncle’s wiener. That takes me back. By the way Harry, have I ever told you I was a homosexual? Probably unrelated
alas, amber heard
>Ah yes, the Holocaust flavoured bean. My personal favourite.
>But professor, you haven't even opened the pack yet.
>Dumbledore flashes a wink to the camera.
I laughed
Also used as food at Azkaban
Ah, Bertie Butt's Every Flavor Bums
>alas, that cute second year Hufflepuff Jimmy's anal cavity
>But I think I will be safe with a nice caramel strawberry...Alas, Ron Weasley's butthole
>But professor, how do you know what Ron's butthole tastes like?
>Obliviate!
>candy from a children's book meant to appeal to little kids that think gross stuff is funny
>the adults of Cinemaphile: "this is stupid, i don't like it"
become an heroes
Flirty Dott's Every Scent Queefs
*eats the entire box at once*
>jellybean thread on Cinemaphile
Based
Starburst jellybeans are pure distilled cavities but god damn if they don't taste delectable
Candy corn is the worst treat and that's a fact.
For me, it's licorice
I honestly do not understand how people can enjoy licorice. It smells like a rotting animal and tastes worse.
>he doesn't enjoy a nice sal ammoniac licorice
ngmi
Your brain actually just has fricked up wiring. It's the same thing that makes some people taste soap when they eat cilantro.
Twirl
>Mmm, Hermiones menstrual blood!
>Dumbledore... How do you know what Hermiones menstrual blood tastes like? She hasn't even begun menstruating yet.
>A wizard never reveals his secrets, Harry.
>Alas... Synthetically flavored corn syrup with potentially toxic food colorings
>buy up multiple packets of magical jelly beans
>single out all the cum flavoured ones
>don invisibility cloak
>sneak into grills dorms at midnight
>swap out all the beans in their stash with the cum flavoured ones
Harry you piece of shit
How could anyone invent a product where you could get Dog Shit or Rabbit Hutch Scrapings flavors?
Berti Vögts every flavor beans.
Mmmmmmm. Piss.
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