Ah yes, the white balding short sighted manlet.

Ah yes, the white balding short sighted manlet. In the 2020s this will be the group to dominate the criminal underworld of detroit

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they predicted the rise of chuds...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean exactly what you would look like if you took your wig and lippy off?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of White Boy Rick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      white boy rick was groomed into being a criminal by glowies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so a israeli puppet?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cast Kurtwood Smith because he looked a little like Heinrich Himmler, that's who Verhoeven wanted to remind the audience of anytime Clarence Boddicker was on-screen.

    Also his performance is absolutely amazing and hilarious so frick you homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both wear glasses. Thats where the similarity ends

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Verhoeven
      >first this
      >then his hot takes on Starship Trooper book
      he was a turbo closeted pinko right. Perfect gulag breakfast meat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as if Amerishart in Marts even know who himmler was. what a stupid predicament, verhoeven strikes me as the "no you" guy and the people in question don`t even know the reference or the source of the satire

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really think most criminal enterprises are led by the most handsome, youthful guy with the biggest biceps? Most criminals who make serious money are older than 60 because, like almost any organisation, seniority and experience are valued in leadership roles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not it all. The older gangsters are just smart enough to know that having a young kid do the dirty work keeps their hands clean. Also, as far as urban gangs go, it's highly unlikely to have a leader in their 60s, they'd either be dead or in jail by that point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most organized crime is ran by guys you wouldn't think twice of if you passed them on the street

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        true sometimes, my dad knew one of the biggest ecstasy dealers/importers in Melbourne and the guy was a 60 year old paraplegic, he didn't even need to get into drug dealing as he had inherited millions from his family and owned numerous legit buisnesses

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what's the point of drug trafficking if you already are set for life? The thrill of it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not it all. The older gangsters are just smart enough to know that having a young kid do the dirty work keeps their hands clean. Also, as far as urban gangs go, it's highly unlikely to have a leader in their 60s, they'd either be dead or in jail by that point.

      Most organized crime is ran by guys you wouldn't think twice of if you passed them on the street

      lmao sheltered sòylords
      roflmao even

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally what you are, yes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be quiet, be humble, thirdie dog, never (you) me again.
          In human countries, crime works differently.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Explain yourself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I live in Detroit moron, I'm pretty sure I know Urban gang culture better than you do

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he's making an argument that the criminal business is something of a prestigious endeavor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in Detroit moron, I'm pretty sure I know Urban gang culture better than you do

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >locks his doors during his commute into the city

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep I sure do. I even leave lights and the TV on so people might think there's still someone there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I live in Detroit
          >you're the moron
          Perhaps it's best that you stay there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He meant that the criminals are actually Black folk.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s hot

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >manlet
    https://www.celebheights.com/s/Kurtwood-Smith-2180.html

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a gay projecting midget confirmed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5'11
      Uhm, yes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >peak height 6'1"
        so you're illiterate
        that 5'11 is his old man height

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still taller

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure thing rajeesh

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol cope amerimutt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol, I hit that target dead on
                frick I was just shooting blind

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing foreskinlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that 5'11 is his old man height
          How do I avoid this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't
            time makes fools of us all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exercise and eat well

            Keep your back and your joints active so they don't degrade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lankletism is a curse

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my foot
    >your ass

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches leave

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes, if there's one thing Detroit is known for, it's the prevalence of white criminals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's funny is detroit has been crap for so long that even old movies portray it as a shithole

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >need to build an expensive set for our future dystopia
        >film it in present-day detroit without changing a thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But boss, where are we gonna find an abandoned warehouse for the final confrontation, an abandoned industrial park for the chase scene, and a crummy run down urban neighborhood for the home scenes? that'll take forever to site or to build!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the abandoned warehouse is in pennsylvania

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >site locator
            >any city with at least 40% black population

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ackshually... there's more stuff from dallas and pennsylvania than detroit in the movie

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >actually several other american cities are run-down shitholes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this started with

              >need to build an expensive set for our future dystopia
              >film it in present-day detroit without changing a thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks detroit is famous for organised crime in real life
      >thinks detroit was the same in 1980
      >thinks nignogs ran cocaine in the 80s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Detroit has had organized crime for decades. The Purple Gang. Chamber Brothers. YBI. BMF. Dexter Boys....

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you never seen Sammy the Bull or Michael Franzese? Also, italians aren't white. It's because they are italians.

    Also, one look at Meyer Lansky is enough for anyone to realize criminals running criminal networks aren't exactly someone like Brad Pitt.

    Does Putin or Donald Trump LOOK like normal people out doing normal things to you?

    Need yer fuggin' eyes checked, pal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh Pootin and drumpf
      jesus dude, seek help

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seek help

        ...not from bots like you, I won't.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He was just the smartest of the bunch, he wasn't nazi. He led a multi racial gang you stupid fricking homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      White people do have a history of leading minorities down a dark path for their own profit

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this 2 days ago for the first time. Fricking hell it's a boring slogfest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't ask

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care, you still know it now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it will be forgotten trivia, like your existence in general

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            jumping in on this argument
            if you want to be immortalized and remember do like this guy in my town is doing
            carving a marble statue of himself, says he's going to inscribe some fake bullshit achievements on the the plinth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally one of the best-paced action movies of all-time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, guardians of the galaxy 3 and jupiter ascending are much better, I'm sure you agree

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good looking and genetically gifted people have little reason to be crude, underhanded and brutish in their methods of control.
    The slimeball covets. The weak sneak.
    Though there are plenty men deadly and proven, who look like your math teacher. Men who've seen combat and made the accountant look legendary - no hyperbole. Eye problems, baldness, issues mediating testosterone, maybe this explains it.
    And it's a question of narcissism and sociopaths, that permeates this fickle world today; is that the wrong of beautiful people, to obsess on a mirror, coveting what is not?

    >60 seconds to captcha
    ROBO WANTS AN OREO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean yeah, narcissism is pretty off-putting. Not as much as crime but it handicaps your appeal. If you're smart about it you present a humble image.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plenty men deadly and proven, who look like your math teacher
      true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The slimeball covets. The weak sneak.
      this is quotable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plenty men deadly and proven, who look like your math teacher
      true

      This. Pic related, its Sgt. Major Mike Vining, one of the first Delta Force operators. He looks like Walter White before he broke bad.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Vining_(soldier)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Vining looks like he does IT tech support

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not Vinning despite what people think.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            alt universe steve albini

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's definitely turtley enough for the turtle club

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >N-Noooo! Why is the bad guy not black?! THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jon davison made it a requirement to the writers at the outset that the villains not be a bunch of black guys. "I don't want to make a racist picture". i think it's from the DVD commentary track or the robodoc thing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reality of detroit's demographics is racist
        god I hate this world and its insufferable homosexuals

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ii hate clown world but it's not like the movie suffered from it, or would have been better with just a bunch of black dudes as the henchmen. if anything boddicker's gang is one of the most colorful and memorable crew of baddies in all of cinema.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they were the top end of the crime, dealing directly with dick jones. dick jones works for OCP. OCP runs the cops; you're a cop - cop.
          dick jones wouldn't ever associate with street level jiggaboos, and I wouldn't have watched the film if it had been full of them either.
          plus, the directors commentary was probably retroactive coping for why there was only one ape in the picture.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was the producer that made it a requirement to the writers during script development, verhoeven probably wasn't involved by tat point. this was a different time also, there was more racial harmony then than today. pretty sure no one noticed or cared at the time, there wasn't the racial obsession of clown world yet.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >More racial harmony in the 80s

              No moron. Just because it wasn't in your face 24/7 due to social media doesn't mean things were hunky dory.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i didn't say it was shangri-la, i said there was more racial harmony, for which you kindly provided an argument for

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reality is that whites dominate organized crime.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times do we need to embarrass you before you stop making this moronic thread? Clarence Boddicker is fricking awesome.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black people are worse

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Verhoeven said he picked him because he looked like Himmler
    And he clearly had brains and was tough

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wiypipo
    you've been brainwashed

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand how they might have thought the Black person of Detroit might have mostly wiped each other out by then

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*white*~~

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He played the part really well. I don't think there's a single bad casting in the movie, even down to the nig-nog henchman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had a pretty memorable villain laugh

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    same shit with the new aquaman. hilariously bad intro.
    >ah yes all those evil white pirates attacking cargo ships (that have women and children for some reason)
    literally some of the worst shit i've ever watched. oil spill man 2 is unironically cringier than spykids and some of the effects are on par if not worse. it's a fever dream - not the movie itself, but the abysmally low quality

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was smart, ruthless, and surrounded himself with trusted men

    That's all you need

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watched a robocop documentary and these guys seemed to be the only people who had fun making the movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        miguel ferrer had a pretty good time too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They spent the entire movie destroying shit and killing people. Who wouldn't have fun?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clarence wants an Oreo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        miguel ferrer had a pretty good time too

        ?si=n25bIFv8n-iu_iah

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    red would frick you up

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t have to be too tough to shoot someone
    You just have to be willing to do it

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your company BUILT THE FRICKIN THING

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who do you think owns all the land and the buildings in detroit and makes money off it's impoverished residents?

    hint: it's not Black folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dan Gilbert and he's only selling to his associates. Though to be fair this has lead to more whites moving back into Detroit while blacks move out as property values rise so they can no longer afford to rent or buy.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BAP was correct that the coming warlords won't arise in the slums of Nairobi but instead will be clean cut men who know how to organize. Completely accurate depiction

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the point and that's why he's a great villain.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I'd much rather see Red Foreman in Robocop than some pavement ape.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His performance sells it, dude is 100% unhinged all the time.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice shootin son, what's your name?
    >Clarence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its more like George Costanza

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you realize that a criminal career is like any other career? it's all about having connections and getting shit done, in that order.

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