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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Yuri

    Every ships are straight and you can dick them down in game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every ships are straight
      One is straight only on paper so she doesn't go to boat jail.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can dick them down in game.
      how does that work

      like, I have no idea what the actual gameplay of these gacha games is like. is it VN-style dialogue + h-scenes?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, this game is more like a Touhou clone. For the dicking down joke, this game has universal romance system. You can literally romance and marry every shipgirls. No one is gay.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can literally romance and marry every shipgirls. No one is gay.
          you guys never seem to entertain the idea of what happens when a woman plays these games

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bold of you to think /m/ knows what a woman is.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            play this game

            The "commander" is male.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, "male"(woman).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally a dude when you play this game. It is not like the Arknights or FGO situation where the protagonist can change gender or being ambigious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and IIRC the only time they ever allude to a female commander is during a live event where they got a voice line request from a female fan

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry this is your commander(april fools art)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks a bit like WfM's Dilanza Sol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not seeing it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cooler than anything else in the game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Save for a rare few:
      - Ark Royal is effectively bisexual; having an obsession with both e-girlbotes and Shikikan.
      - Portland is obsessed with her sister; to the point that she wants you to breed them both, while she'll bear you a football team.
      - Indomitable will cater to your filthy nun fantasies, but she worships Queen Elizabeth enough that it's actually considered her faith in one of the dimensional zones.
      - U-556 considers Bismarck to be on the same level as Shikikan, and loves both dearly.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They edited a Juustagram bit that tried to continue this dynamic in the game. People don't like Enterprise and Belfast having eyes for anyone except Shirekan.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because yuri + gacha character pairing is garbage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who could have guessed that it wouldn't fly with the crowd who plays a "game" so pandering it has a marriage system. Truly shocking stuff.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more of a game than Kancolle ever was.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get me wrong I "play" it. My problem is outside of META battles I seldom ever have it off auto.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this series actually /m/, legit question I know nothing about except the girls are in a lot of doujins and it's had crossovers(?) with /m/ stuff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's some decent mechanical design and animation to their ship parts. A lot of the Axis powers just straight up have mecha demon shark parts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they have ship parts, I thought they were just named after ships, so are they musume or is it like power armour?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          to explain azur lane lore

          maybe you should just look up a wiki

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry for trying to have a discussion, just wanted to know how their weapons function since they don't seem to be attached to the girl.

            They are actual historical ships but anthromorphed. For the lore? They are war robots.

            >They are war robots.
            So it is /m/, never would have guessed from the doujins.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It had crossover with SSSS universe ( Gridman ) and Votoms. The big breasts waifu in this game are just to bait normies. In its core, it is a bullet hell Touhou clone.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The big breasts are the core

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bullet hell Touhou clone
                Not die in 1 hit and have multiple heals, shields and screen clears is bullet hell?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those things are only useful in standard levels. In high difficulty levels, they can 1 tap you if you are 1 level lower.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1 tap you
                lol m8 just get proper level, good ships and gear you can auto most content this game is very casual friendly

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must still going in the early maps so you think auto is reliable. Sadly to say, no, auto can only carry you in events. When opponent became equal, you must do it manually.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't take this seriously.
                The core product they're selling is lewd costumes for the anime girls who happen to be based on historical ships (and paper ships because certain factions [germans & russians] don't have enough ships). The game aspect is secondary to the baseball card collection aspect in every way. Autoplay works easily on every chapter up to 13(out of 14) as long you level up your boats.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, autoplaying standard levels is entry task. You will have to do alot more than that to get non-gacha ships. Lewd skins is the only way for devs to make money. You still need to discover more aspect of the game like Operation Siren, Ex event levels and PVP. And perhaps trying out the strong gameplay meta ships, every units have different stats and abilities.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You will have to do alot more than that to get non-gacha ships
                >autoplay for two weeks with this/these faction's ships to get DR/PR
                >You still need to discover more aspect of the game like Operation Siren,
                Will unlock on it's own with standard no effort work
                >Ex event levels
                About the only thing you actually have to play yourself outside of META, when they go gimcky like that one a few months ago, and that new challenge feature they added
                >PVP
                I'm dead serious when I say this, it's pretty much irrelevant.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>PVP i-i-s irrelevant

                C'mon, you are so over reliance on auto and healing. Why not testing your skill with someone your own size, if not, much stronger? Why pussy out?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >exercises
                >skill
                It's a automated competition and the ships with the higher fleet power win. There's no skill in that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>It's a automated competition and the ships with the higher fleet power win

                But you control your fleet, you can dodge the bullet. Why not try it? And how will you deal with AI bosses that are level 128 with shields, 100 health bars and damage reduction passive? Sure you can bully level 90 grunts, but there are always greater challenges for players who are maxed with everything.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you smoking? pvp combat is automated and skill proc rngfest

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Will unlock on it's own

                PR ships mostly unlocked on grinding, you can unlock them by auto. However, have you try actual Operation Siren? They have many unlockables and have 128 bosses, which you can try auto your 125 fleet to see how it gonna go?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Typical month in op sci
                >start month
                >spend 5k oil so maps aren't black out
                >do dailies
                >clear areas
                >IMPORTANT have enough exchange coins to buy the rainbow things when they pop up in port shops
                >get your 3 tuning stats to 180
                >Attack the stronghold and clear the boss in the middle, remember to check if the boss hates carriers or Battleships
                probably one of the few times you're going to play the game for real
                >keep running auto for the rest of the month and collecting shit to spend in gear lab or to upgrade gear
                Exciting

                >>It's a automated competition and the ships with the higher fleet power win

                But you control your fleet, you can dodge the bullet. Why not try it? And how will you deal with AI bosses that are level 128 with shields, 100 health bars and damage reduction passive? Sure you can bully level 90 grunts, but there are always greater challenges for players who are maxed with everything.

                >But you control your fleet, you can dodge the bullet.
                you literally can't control your fleet in exercises. Have you been touching the screen for years not realizing this?
                >And how will you deal with AI bosses that are level 128 with shields, 100 health bars and damage reduction passive? Sure you can bully level 90 grunts, but there are always greater challenges for players who are maxed with everything.
                level 125 UR ships with gear you got from mindlessly grinding on auto with patience. Same way you win in everything in azur lane.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's because the aspect of them being boats is about as relevant as fate characters being mythological figures nowadays

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unlike FGO, AL boats have their profile copypasted from history books and wikipedia. You don't see bunch of "ACKTUALLKKLLY SHE IS AN ALIEN DISGUISED AS A MALE " in Azur Lane.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be far almost all german boats are paper, and taken from world of warshps at this point.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>just wanted to know how their weapons function since they don't seem to be attached to the girl.

              Depends. Ironblood ships can command the mecha like their pets. The standard shipgirls had weapons connected to their internal machinery.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are actual historical ships but anthromorphed. For the lore? They are war robots.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >historical ships
            >proceed to post nazi fictional paper boat

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more characters that gacha releases the more they look like random crap instead of anything to do with ships

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    degenerates

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one flirts with the other boats but she likes her spaghetti well cooked

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Joisy is blatantly a KOS-MOS

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yuri
    >Shikikan

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Yurier and Americaner

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /m/obage thread?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /u/troons and gachagays deserve to be put in gas chambers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      starting with every single Gundamtroon that plays GBO2 and UC Engage

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really yuri love if nobody gets raped?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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