>Ah, you think armor is your ally?
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>Ah, you think armor is your ally?
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He's such a weirdo but also insanely based. New season of Taboo fricking when??
Pretty cool. Jousting Kino when?
In the previous thread on this subject, it was pointed out that Tom Hardy does all this manly shit like jousting and martial arts to compensate for his past as a wiener sucking strung out twink. Like many post wall feminine pretty boys, he is reimagining himself as a man's man.
As an Englishman, in today's current political and cultural climate it is not seen as being a man's man to be seen taking part in what the Yanks would call "renaissance fairs". It's damn right career ending if certain people think you're even slightly doing it for anything other than in this context strict career research.
>certain people
QUI????????
Less gay than reimagining himself as a woman though, so in modern world - is fine.
>you have a gun/go to the gym/enjoy larping
>that means you have a small dick/are insecure about your sexuality
holy shit get a grip.
Seek grass, loser
You're still gay, Tom
And if that's the case, so what? Is a man not allowed to regret his past choices and change for the better?
And so what? Let's say he has a twink and suffered from twink death - better make himself something cool and fit for his looks, voice and persona than being a sore loser or a troony.
>we will rock you starts playing
Is he wearing hockey pads?
>Tom why are you facing the wrong way on the horse?
>Why are you pulling your pants down Tom?
if i was telep[orted to medieval engladn i just know id be the best knight and jouster
Why?
What makes you so sure.
Make no mistake folks, Tom Hardy IS unequivocally /ourguy/
Most of you are part gay, if you've ever had a wank over porn, watching another man frick a woman, seeing his wiener enter another woman that you're sexually aroused by congratulations you're part gay now.
I stopped watching couples porn a long time ago, I only search for solo content now. Been that way for years.
>year of 2000 + 25 - 3
>watching porn
lol just go get laid chud
>says le "futa isn't gay" chudmeister
tell me about sir thomas; why does he wear the helm?
Taboo season 2 when Tommy
He's a big knight
Based Tom Hardy enjoying sticking a long pole into men.
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would pierce a man with an arrow, before sentencing them to be hanged
Lot of loyalty for a landsknecht.
If I take that great helm off will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
wrong headgear for a joust so just another larping gay
THE RUIN HELM
If I pull that off will he die?
Many surviving examples of tournament armour, many varieties of helmet
You are gay
I can guarantee that none of them look like the OP
What if its raining?
If it was Jared Leto doing this shit you guys would be spamming MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>jousting
That's a big spear
Couldn't he have shelled out for something a bit better than that larp armor
larping as a knight in 2023
fking
stupid
redditor math
Top lad
i cant believe he is gay btw.
felt soulcrushing pain when i found out Batista is also gay.
the Rock too.
like , wtf man.
i mean he has this tiny dog so uuh that was a clue i guess.. breadcrumbs ...
>Mmmmmm.... I may have a use for you.... bring me a turkey leg
Based Sir Tom.
>do you want to get killed? we pay 200 bucks
Be very careful now.
He's a big knight
for thee