Ahaha. Here's your new batman bro

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Here's your new batman bro

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an ok choice I guess, but man, he's old. Bale was 30 when Batman Begins started filming, Ackles is 45. It's fricking Batman, if the movie is even remotely decent people are going to watch it anyways, why not risk doing it with a younger actor that's relatively unknown but fits the role better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick cares about age

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cops

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everyone. You can't have a 40 odd something be believable as athletic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I want my super hero man in bat suit to be realistically athletic!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is fit
      >is handsome
      >is charismatic as frick
      >is extremely popular among both women and men
      >is a good actor
      ?????
      He's literally perfect for the roll.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>is charismatic as frick
        Batman, famously charismatic super hero

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What about pic related?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He needs to slim down and have his hair dyed to black but otherwise? This is who they should be going for.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He'll always be Aquaman.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Charisma void

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's a tv actor with a presence for the small screen.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He could be a great Shazam.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You certainly need a charismatic guy for when he plays Bruce Wayne. Charismatic people have an easy time playing uncharismatic autists. Uncharismatic autists can't play charismatic party dudes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it time we had a black batman just sayin'

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. Frick off, subhuman

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Invincible has 2 black batmans

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's been a black "Batman" for like 15 years now but no one gives a shit. People want Terry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess, but man, he's old. Bale was 30 when Batman Begins started filming
      Batman Begins was a origin story, so it made sense to have a younger actor. As long as it's not a origin story than 45 isn't too old . Besides Jensen looks good for his age.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The movie will have Damian Wayne who is his son and fifth Robin. The mania to have Batman be 15+ older than the main leaguers is stupid as frick and will cause some issues, the Superman dude will be closer to Dick and Babs than Bruce

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the Superman dude will be closer to Dick and Babs than Bruce
          That could kind of work if they have Batman be jaded because he's been fighting crime alone for so long before Superman showed up, so he feels like Superman's jolly "rookie" nature is going to get jaded with time but it never really happens. It also explains why Superman never helped out against terror plots in Gotham. It's not like Superman or Batman would have problems making friends with people that aren't their own age.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As if Batman isn’t usually played as older…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What younger actors? Timothy chalumet? Gay spiderman guy?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Young as in their late 20s/early 30s

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great choice. Ackles is fantastic.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope he goes topless...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giant perfectly round shoulders, the hardest muscle to grow besides calfs
      >meh pecs
      Juice is really, really really easy to spot if you have ever set foot on a gym but I guess normies don't care

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can easily have those shoulders without gear. If he's juiced, he needs to stop using immediately

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Millar's Batman confirmed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Edgy batman again.
      No thanks

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. Perfect casting for a change.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao Gunn is literally casting his DCU off of suggestions from troons on Twitter. This "universe" is dead in the water.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >see thread about literally anything
      >trannies?
      fricking hell lad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEAN?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actor plays a character named dean in gilmore girls
      >actor has a brother named dean in supernatural
      DEAN?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sauce?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically hair is too light

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he tall enough? Batman is supposed to be 6'2" or something and physically imposing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keaton is tiny and he worked just fine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sammy is the tall one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it matter in movies, they can make him stand in a crate and pretend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        on a crate, not in. Why do you guys always mix up these two words specifically?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not an English speaker, also autocorrect can be a b***h in phone posting

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not an English speaker
            Ew

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Google says he's 6'1''

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman is supposed to be a billionaire crime-fighter and he isn't!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's window dressing, actual physical height and the ability to be imposing isn't. You sound like a seething sub6 to me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s taller than you’d think, Sammy is just even taller so he makes him look small.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For real? Cause the guy is awesome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      OP is full of shit but Ackles is already Batman as a voice actor

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conroy was Batman. The rest are just pretenders.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conroy died of AIDS, and his final performance is getting a lecture from Harley about his toxicity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was the voice of Batman but he's scrawny as frick irl.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Currently re-watching Person of Interest and Jim Caviezel was the best Batman we could have asked for (unironically the wrong Nolan)
    sadly he went full christcuck and nobody cares about religiongays.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he did the show after passion of christ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. I dont think it was Passion what buckbroke him, although he probably had it in him already.
        Problem is, 90% of his career is christcuckery. Its mind breaking shit. Even James Woods or Chris Pratt do other stuff besides licking churchtaint, but for Jim Caviezel is christcuckery or nothing.
        Not gonna say I dislike him going against pedos, but not acknowledging that he keeps doing PR for organizations that shield pedos while he does it feels like insanity.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jeets need to leave my board

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited for this. Jensen Ackles is relentlessly handsome.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should have been Dick Grayson decades ago. A shame he won't be DickBats.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that feel when if he wasnt stuck on Supernatural for so long we could have had more Ackles kino
    bros...

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >named his kids Justice, Arrow and Zeppelin
    what the frick is up with celebrities children names

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all I want is a Batman who actually acts like a ninja and strikes from the shadows so no one ever gets a good look at him before they're down, instead of getting into fistfights with ten people under a bright light so everyone can tell he's just a dude in a mask

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he plays it like Soldier Boy it could be kino

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a fatfrick
    >not a cringe emo
    >no nydershit
    Looks good to me

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jon would have been perfect 10 years ago instead it went to Affleck...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Affleck was perfect though and Hamm doesn't have the hard edge or the pedigree to have even been considered.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Affleck
        >hard edge
        ??

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grew up on the streets of Bostons getting in fights. That's more of a rougher edge than 99% of actors who have ever worked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No he didn’t wtf are you talking about?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was the right choice and the best part of these shit movies.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't he voiced Batman before? Pretty sure this isn't knew, homosexual gaygo homosexual O'gayson

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a rumor he's playing Batman in Brave and the Bold, but it's been deboonked for more than a year at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fan casting, but it's important to remember that fans of things are functionally moronic. They also want 28 year old Timothee Chalamet to play Robin. Why? Because he was young in a movie that came out 15 years ago and people have no idea how time works

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, I just watched Call Me By Your Name yesterday and he's only like 17

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jensen Ackles is only 25 in Supernatural. He could easily play Batman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He voiced Jason Todd in Under the Red Hood.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get with the times buddy, Ackles has voiced Batman in 4 movies in the last 5 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He voiced Jason Todd in Under the Red Hood.

      He voiced Batman in The Long Halloween.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sauce, or is OP just being a gay?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Greenwood is the best voice for Batman after Conroy. His agents should have been getting him all the voice roles after Conroy's death

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally anything is better than gayginson as Batman. He was laughable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm trans btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would have to be to like gayginson's eye shadow wearing Batman. He was practically trooning out in that awful movie.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh. Every Batman wore bat-mascara, except Adam West.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every Batman wears the eye shadow to make the mask look more seamless you fricking dunce

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not in-universe, homosexual. Previously it always disappeared when they took the mask off. Only your gay zoomer Batman actually wore it in the story. Imagine liking this homosexual garbage lmfao. He looks like a male prostitute.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He just took off his mask. Man you are seething over the best batkino ever made lmao. Sorry for you chud.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Batman wasn't only a bad Batman movie but a bad movie in general.

                https://i.imgur.com/gLxuVW7.jpg

                Ahaha
                Here's your new batman bro

                Wanted a red hood flick with him so bad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope more chuddie

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look it's an alright movie but the ending was pretty bad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cry more chuddie

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