AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What the frick is this shit? I'm in disbelief. It's SO bad! It's genuinely B-movie level. What a fall from grace for the series, probably the biggest drop in quality of all time.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's sad.

    3 was OK but this is as bad as 2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man bad
      >white people bad
      >lesbian daughter
      it's a lot worse.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show has been shit since S1. It was always badly written and was saved by acting/directing. With worse actors and shoddy directing only morons would have still liked it and the midwits wouldn't have latched on.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't even season one good? I have never seen this show by the way.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch season 1, pure kino. Forget there’s anything more after.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's watchable but the writing is shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But then why does everyone here suck pizzaman's wiener so hard? I always thought it was because of the mystery in the story. So is Batman level detective writing?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine the philosophy of people who miss the point of Fight Club combined with the "look how smart I am" midwitery of Sherlock and you'll have a good idea of True Detective S1.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Imagine the philosophy of people who miss the point of Fight Club combined with the "look how smart I am" midwitery of Sherlock and you'll have a good idea of True Detective S1.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That guy looks like he enjoys Sherlock.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But then why does everyone here suck pizzaman's wiener so hard? I always thought it was because of the mystery in the story. So is Batman level detective writing?

          >the writing is shit
          I wouldn't say shit, I'd say mediocre. Pizza is a midwit who writes and talks (in interviews) like he carries a thesaurus around. What makes S1 good is the acting and swamp kino

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think S1 writing was a masterpiece or anything, but you must have a very bottom-heavy scale if you think it was 'mediocre'

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I disagree. Much of the dialogue between Rust and Marty is overwritten and pretentious. It feels like pizza was reading wikipedia articles for nihilism while writing it. Instead of having Rust lay out his worldview in a pretentious manifesto why not show us through his behavior and let us make that determination ourselves?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that really cole sr??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        confirmed by name in the 2nd episode to be Travis Cohle

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s take a show about male bonding and make all about women and lesbians and “white people and men bad.”

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I want to like it but the writing and dialogue is pretty clearly shit. It reads like a college girls first screenplay . Hella predictable too, I've been 100% so far In My theorizing

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >B-movie level horror
    I will now watch your boring ass detective series.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 2 was a 5 or 6 out of 10 and the first was a 3 or a 4. It shouldn't have the True Detective name attached to it but it still has more potential than most of the shit being pushed out right now.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they seriously think people are so addicted to TV and movies that they will eventually just give in, and these woke media projects will start doing better? Idiots, it is stuff like this that is BREAKING any addiction people had. Ever-increasing ads, rising prices, and long breaks between television seasons don't help either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody really cares if a few Trumptards frick off

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        show him, sis >:)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buttplug inserted
        >programming socks on
        >neko ears in place
        >hairy beer gut settled comfortably within sparkly princess tutu
        >Keffals-approved bootleg spiro and estrogen coursing through veins
        >Darkweb CP torrent from Russia running perfectly
        >Yup, time to go on Cinemaphile and rant about the chuds

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Painfully accurate. They are depraved and evil which is why they are so unhappy. They think everyone is seething about TD4. No. I'm laughing. It's hilarious how bad it is

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick is this shit? I'm in disbelief. It's SO bad! It's genuinely B-movie level. What a fall from grace for the series, probably the biggest drop in quality of all time.

    I like the way you provided examples and highlighted specific issues, turning what would have been an opinion dump into a topic for actual discussion, good job.

    No wait you’re a baiting moron desperate for (you)s, like a tween girl anxious to the point of incontinence over how many likes she’ll get for her first TikTok dance video. Pathetic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's the bigger moron tho the one who posts shitty bait or the one who takes

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a dude starts shaking like he's fapping furiously
    >reggae music starts playing
    Should i keep watching? Looks like shit already.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no unless you don't give a shit about your time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only watching it to shit on it. It's been fun. I watched season 1 for the show. This is such a pile of shit it's quite entertaining

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I don't think I'm making it through episode 2, shits mad boring

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching a tv show with a bigger in it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person*

      It's also a woman

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