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Imagine getting mogged so hard that Disney needed to pay RLM to promote your failed Obi-wan (Reva) show.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are both peak dogshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed, Mike.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RLM?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rotten Tomatoes is nothing but a tool of the Hollywood propaganda machine. Surprised they even publish audience ratings.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    star wars fans cry about everything who gives a frick

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the Fricking popcorn dumped over for Kenobi? More people like it than didn't!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The popcorn spills at 60% I think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >woman under 18
        >5.1
        Based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >women under 18 rating these shows low
        holy based future roasties

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Judging by those numbers, most of them aren't watching these shows at all. They're all watching Euphoria.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they do like euphoria

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        8 or 7 is perfectly fine and what it should be getting. The morons and shills who slam the 10 on everything ruin the system

        If everything is a 10, then fricking NOTHING is a 10 and it's meaningless

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the budget ran out by ep 5. The surface of Jabiim looks like the set of an away mission from Star Trek the Original Series and some of the CGI looks PS2 era.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They also lost to Stranger Things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized that my brain read those numbers and my reaction was “well you can’t expect Star Wars to compete with Stranger Things” and holy shit I can’t believe how far Disney Wars has fallen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >my reaction was “well you can’t expect Star Wars to compete with Stranger Things” and holy shit I can’t believe how far Disney Wars has fallen
        Since Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm, Star Wars has been stuck in a position similar to the one Star Trek was in after the finale of TNG. Multiple spinoff shows and new films every two years? Congratulations. People didn't like anything except DS9 and First Contact. DS9 wasn't even about Trekking through the stars and First Contact was just another action movie. Similarly, people don't really like anything except Mandalorian and Rogue One. The initial good season of Mandalorian was just a space western and Rogue One was literally just Star Wars action porn cranked up to 11.
        It's truly fascinating.

        For your sake I hope they did seeing as that's your paycheck. SNW is shit because it has the same people in charge as every other failed nu-trek show.

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Using bots to shill things is not some schizo theroy, a significant portion of reddit and Cinemaphile posts are done by bots. It's hard to tell between them and low quality posts. For example

          >Paramount paid the shill tax but disney didn't
          aw sweet

          I can't even tell what you're getting at here and most of the post is just a quote. Much like the youtube comment bots that just quote posts and then have a link to whatever scam. You're as smart as a youtube spam bot is what I'm saying.

          [...]
          >t. disnyshill
          Disney pays all of the shill tax.

          what kind of braindead post is this? If disney is paying shills for obi-wan, why is their score shit? Do you really think SNW having a 98% is legitimate?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't even tell what you're getting at here
            It's the beginning of the "aw sweet a schizo thread" meme, my autistic friend. What's better is I wasn't even calling you a schizo for thinking there are shills here, but for thinking fricking paramount is paying for them and not disney. It's a laughable assertion.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm of the opinion that paramount is all-in on nu-trek as their flag ship franchise for their streaming service. I really can't imagine STD season 3 or picard season 2 were worth their production budget, I think they're "loss leaders" for the platform. Furthermore a 98% critic score is ridiculous if they aren't bribing them.

              In contrast Disney is already winning in the streaming arena so I think it's much less likely they're shilling for obi-wan - a (supposedly one-season) low budget spin off of a dying franchise.

              Given these two things I don't think it's unreasonable to think paramount is paying reviewers and disney isn't. If that makes me a schizo then guilty as charged I guess. But if I don't think that's crazy I don't see how you would expect me to recognize the schizo thread meme. As for being autistic you'd think immediately recognizing something from part of the pattern would make you autistic vs. not noticing it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >In contrast Disney is already winning
                Disneyshill confirmed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People still watch DUDE 80s BUT WHAT IF ALSO A MONSTER?

      I got my fill of that shit with one season.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Paramount paid the shill tax but disney didn't. SNW is shit, pic related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Paramount paid the shill tax but disney didn't
      aw sweet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For your sake I hope they did seeing as that's your paycheck. SNW is shit because it has the same people in charge as every other failed nu-trek show.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Red Letter Media is the only reason Star Wars gets any viewership anymore, cut them out and no one would watch this shit.

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