>Ahh.. real coffee
>just came from West Africa where they literally grow more fresh coffee than almost anywhere on the planet
Did they ever explain this plot hole?
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>Ahh..
>Ahh.. real coffee
>just came from West Africa where they literally grow more fresh coffee than almost anywhere on the planet
Did they ever explain this plot hole?
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They only had 30 seconds to tell this story. Besides, if they had more time they would have addressed all the tropical parasites and diseases he likely contracted.
>it's yet another "brother and sister have conflicting and confusing feelings for each other, so he escapes by joining the peace corps in West Africa, hoping that by the time he returns home, things have cooled down with his sister, but little does he know that the fire inside of them cannot be extinguished, just like the full bodied taste of folgers" commercial
jesus christ get some new material
whats in the box?
three condoms and a tube of astroglide
IKR
I love this article about the commercial and the interviewing of the people who made it
https://www.gq.com/story/folgers-incest-ad-oral-history
Lmao I wasn’t expecting them to interview devianart fanfic freaks
>Particularly the casting, the casting seemed off to me. I was like “why is Peter’s little sister 22 instead of four? And why is Peter, like, vibing on his little sister?”
>I was like “is this a dog whistle for something?” Okay, this brother’s coming home from West Africa. Seems to want to frick his sister. And then they’re trying to sell us coffee? What’s happening?
>This fandom is collectively known as “Folgercest” or “Folgerscest.
kek
I think they meant to say Folgers is such a high quality coffee that every cup tastes as if it had been handpicked by Black folk just 5 minutes ago
why is incest among white people so kino and about soulful eternal love between siblings but incest among non whites is them getting raped by their dad/uncle as little kids?
Your parents are siblings, aren’t they
It's only kino when you can't see the family resemblance
just like mayo apes romantize colonization, they do the same with rape and becoming an uncledad
Because there is no incest among whites. It's just a sick fantasy of ours. We've never experienced the real trauma of a close relative raping us. Non-whites have those poor bastards. God I love being Aryan and superior. White man's burden is real.
the frick are you talking about you weirdo?
>why is incest among white people so kino
Uhh
He is probably drinking imported Colombian/guatemalan coffee, wich is the best coffee
Usually Africa is not known for their coffee. That's more of a South American thing. Maybe they harvest coffee bean there but they sure as hell don't brew it as well as other countries.
Ethiopians are good at it too and coffee was discovered in Yemen
turkish coffee is the best tho
>Usually Africa is not known for their coffee. That's more of a South American thing. Maybe they harvest coffee bean there but they sure as hell don't brew it as well as other countries.
Kenya and Ethiopia both produce excellent coffee.
Unfortunately, the coffee got a reputation for being good, and coffee crops were planted in areas not as well suited for coffee.
20+ years ago though, Kenya AA grade was top of the line, and reliable as good coffee.
10 years ago, Ethiopia was the same.
There are still top quality coffee beans available from both, but the better beans are now way more expensive than they used to be.
Most of the other better coffees you can get now, are usually from areas that have rain forests, exotic birds, and which used to be inhabited by cannibals or headhunters.
Java, Papua, Central America, Brazil, carious areas of SouthEastern Asia, etc.
Columbian coffee was never really considered great, it was just way less crappy than a lot of the coffee that used to be sold in the US, because it came from a better type of coffee plant, and was available cheaply enough that US coffee importers would buy it.
West Africa is one of the best regions on earth for coffee, dumbass.
t. folgers shill
>cobbee fiends amped up on their drug fighting about cobbee
Nothing good ever comes from West Africa. I don't even fricking drink coffee. Only homosexuals like that shit.
i just wanted a wholesome sibling love thread and you had to argue about politics
wish this didn't have text on it
I had sex with my sister when we were younger. AMA.
Why are you so based?
I don't know.
y u lyin' tho?
He probably is accustomed to Folgers coffee and not some dirty fricking shit beans ground up with ants and dirt or whatever the frick in Africa
if africa has such fresh coffee, why are they starving to death? I think I gotcha on that one, pal
Ever try eating a coffee bean?
>the best part of waking up is my sister in my cup
What did they mean by this?
Apparently the sister was meant to be way younger, which makes some lines more sensible.
him pretending he doesn't know if he got the right house, and her responding "sister!".
the fact that she lives with the parents
her having waited up all night wanting to see her loving older brother again.
even the "you're my present this year" seems more innocent in that context
if the sister were any younger the ad would've been illegal and banned from tv after 2 days of airing
if they did crying emoji incest baiting they could've got a lot of press. but they still got a lot of press with just regular incest anyway so it didnt really matter
Reminder that it has its own AO3 page
https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Folgers%20%22Home%20for%20the%20Holidays%22%20Commercial/works?page=1
now I've seen everything
He definitely fricked her doggly style and glazed her milky white asscheeks like a donut with his cum. Very based if you ask me.