>AHHH HELP ME IM A 40 YEAR OLD MAN AND TWO 25 YEAR OLDS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH AHHHHHH
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>AHHH HELP ME IM A 40 YEAR OLD MAN AND TWO 25 YEAR OLDS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH AHHHHHH
That's not why he's upset. If you watch the movie he enjoys the sex until he gets kidnapped and threatened with ruining his life
You're not supposed to watch the movie idiot
Just repeat the meme
>okay I'll have sex with these two random women who randomly showed up at my house
>WHAT THE FRICK THEY'RE GOING TO TELL MY WIFE?!
gurl power
>no scenes when they forcefully alternate giving him a footjob while then other make heem lick.her soles and sucka her toe
Trash movie
she put on his teen daughters schoolgirl uniform and then made him sniff her panties then raped him while wearing the rest of the ensemble. the skirt in all probability was going plap plap plap plap plap against his thighs. do you really think this was an acceptable thing to put in a movie?
>raped him
men cant be raped moron
what would you call what your uncle did to you then?
absolute moran
Is it "technically" a rape scene, whatever sure.
But it's not rape because he already consented. He didn't want them to stop because he wanted them to stop (you should stop if someone wants you to stop). He only wanted them to stop because he got caught cheating and they were mocking him for it and he got mad. He still wanted to frick. So not really a rape scene.
why do American fathers buy their daughters schoolgirl uniforms? Thats just sick
schools have uniform regulations
Many schools have uniform policies to break down class/race based barriers and instill a sense of shared pride the institution. Also, so girls learn to dress professionally while in a professional setting.
and that's terrible. tsk tsk tsk tsk. absolutely dreadful. i have a boner.
that skating routine looks very discount
this meme is very anti-christian family values and it's disturbing
>gives in to temptation
>is punished
sounds very Christian to me. What do you think is the moral of the story?
the meme not the movie
>a 6/10 and 9/10 are naked, dripping wet and throwing themselves all over you
At that point your lizard brain takes over and it's not really even voluntary. No straight man could resist in that scenario.
>help them in and carry their clothes to the laundry
>let them sleep on the bed while I sleep on the couch
>deal with them using my phone when they wake up
>ask if they're ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to drink this" as I hand them a caraffe of orange juice that I keep in my home even thought it's just me and my wife and apparently use on a regular basis because I'm a caraffe kind of guy that owns multiple caraffes that I cycle in and out of the washing so I'm never caught caraffeless on an important day like this
>ask if they need a rideshare home
>tell them to take care
Roth's wife absolutely mogs Ana here btw
Jesus fricking 4chin contrarian roths wife is a dog
just look at the picture. she does. I prefer her look in Hollywood tho
"P-please don't sit on my face, ladies!"
>eli roth was 42 when he married the 24 year old Izzo
what the frick
men can be raped
only via butt stuff. it's like how girls can't have sex with each other.
no. women can rape men via his penis into her vegana.
nope. if an uggo was coming onto me I would simply choose not to get hard.
I would choose to listen. Because that's what nobody did.
>I would simply choose not to get hard.
Low T
Men can be raped, it's possible, but be serious, it's incredibly rare. Most men are perfectly willing to get fricked. He's fine with it even if he whines "ohh but that was teeeechnically rape" to make a political point.
The standard for women is different. If you don't want a black man doing it to your daughter, then it's rape.
>noooooo don't eat all my frozen burritos and beer and do jumping jacks and stretch your butthole over my nose and rip a dozen meaty eye watering trucker farts ahhhhhhhhhh call the police
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>25 YEAR OLDS
gross
my gf is 18
you must like hearing the word "I" a lot
>ape brained pajeet can only think in the immediate present and can’t conceive of potential consequences from a married father cheating on his wife with two women at once
Frick all of you for perpetrating possibly the most brainlet interpretation of any movie ever (only slightly stupider than the “Tesla’s machine didn’t actually work” meme from The Prestige).
>40
Keanu hasn't been 40 since Matrix Reloaded. Also OP is a huge homosexual.
>in the uk it is impossible for a woman to rape as rape is legally defined as benis in bagina without consent
Because men didn't give a frick about rape for all of history until they were like "eh, actually I kinda don't want my property to get raped." So men made a law about the anatomy of 99.999% of rapes. Most dudes who get raped are raped by a man.
I wish it was two teenage boys molesting Keanu Reeves.
the first 30 minutes of this movie were a nice erotica flick, but I really don't get the point of the rest. It felt like Funny Games' moronic cousin or something
Wtf is the point of the first part without the rest? That's what makes it good.
the rest of the movie is just the girls torturing him for no reason and with no payoff, its only redeeming quality is that it's so stupid it's funny a couple of times
The payoff is he's punished for cheating.
Is the movie any good?
No. New Cinemaphile are into old hags
>40 YEAR OLD
20 years ago maybe