>ahhh i'm a woman and i'm going insannnnneee!
Why are movies centered around women so dull?
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>ahhh i'm a woman and i'm going insannnnneee!
>ahhh i'm a woman and i'm going insannnnneee!
Why are movies centered around women so dull?
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It was a good film though. I'm sorry you have shit taste.
Why don't you tell us your favourite film, OP?
You won't.
Die Hard
newbie but you weren't far off
Just say you're a boomer next time and nobody will bother replying to your shitty thread.
It was boring and pointless. Just some schizo widow moping for the entire film.
>Why don't you tell us your favourite film, OP?
Predator.
Not bad taste but how can any movie compete with the original Bill and Ted film
Unironically I knew the dialogue to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure off by heart when I was a kid.
Does anyone really have a favourite movie? How would you even narrow it down?
>Does anyone really have a favourite movie? How would you even narrow it down?
If someone said Jurassic Park, could you fault them in any way?
Meh, it's a soulless CGI blockbuster.
I wouldn't hate them for it but they wouldn't go up in my estimations for choosing it either.
fricking zoomie. It was the peak of animatronics and practical effects. You didn't even realize the raptors were dudes in costumes.
I'm Gen X, homosexual.
I'm sorry that your israeli goyslop isn't to my taste.
it was boring and not scary or interesting at all
Because they're a dull, idiotic species, Anon.
Based naturalists vs hipster simps and foids
I enjoyed it even though it was basically just a ripoff of gothika. I fricking love Rebecca Hall
Based Rebecca Hall enjoyer.
She's so pretty.
One of the only recent horror films I actually enjoyed.
You should probably stick to trash like Hereditary or The Witch.
This wasn't a horror, it wasn't a thriller, and it wasn't a mystery. It was just a lame drama about a grieving widow.
>the void is in love with you
>not horror
This film had shades of hereditary though. Muh 'Satanist ritual' scene specifically. I hated it. Too many horror films take their occult imagery too literally these days. Generalities play better in horror than literal cult/satanist stuff.
Because the whole matter is dull
this movie did a couple GREAT scenes that felt straight out of one of my nightmares. i guess i can understand why some of you didn't like it but to me it was easily above most other "thrillers"
Posters that completely lie about the movie's content should be ILLEGAL
I yelled KINO
Triangle did it first
yup this was one of the scenes that shook me HARD, i wouldn't even really call it a jumpscare but i guess it might qualify. either way it was done really well and it was DIFFERENT
breasts or gtfo roastie
>shook me HARD
Night House was great, you utter pleb.
The scene where the "ghost" tells her he's not her husband after she lets him touch her intimately was really well done. Super eerie. This movie had a lot of good parts and kept me engaged all the way. Plus I love the actress.
I feel like this b***h has to stop putting man-shaped silhouettes in her house.
This movie was great though. There are many others that are worse cases of GOING CRAZY AS A WOMAN LMAO
This movie wasn't annoying like typical crazy lady films, but it was just as dull.
That wasn't bad. How did he screw up the hellraiser reboot so bad though?
>female "horror"
>men pay too much attention to me it's so hard being a woman
>despite the fact I'm worried about being attacked I'm going to take no precautions and constantly put myself in situations to be attacked
>I have to be a house wife/stay at home mom! I'm going insaaaaaaane!
>society won't allow me to slave away at a corporate job nooooooo
Like this female "thriller/horror/mystery".
It's just bored drunk guys at a mining town flirting with the girls. They're so scared that they keep flirting back, getting blackout drunk, and getting in cars with the 'dangerous' men. The worst thing that happens to them is a suggestion that they'd get more tips if they smiled more, and an aussie uses the c-word.
They righteously get revenge for all this by burning an innocent mans business down.
>husband blows his brains out
>why you overacting by going through grief woman!
There are some actual good horror scenes too instead of just dismembered bodies or other muh shock factor scenes. Go watch hereditary like some anon pointed out if you want those.
>horror
>thriller
>it's just some lonely woman grieving
I wouldn't care if they were honest and labeled it a drama instead of tricking me into watching it with false advertising.
It's about demonic possession. It seems like most people don't get that.
No it wasn't, it was some mental woman having a breakdown because her husband anheroed and she found out he kissed another woman and didn't tell her about the cool fort he was building in the woods. Everything else is just her getting spooked by shadows and imagining her late husband was a demonic serial killer to cope.
Horror movies always have to have a rationalist side explanation now to please the redditors who are willing to swallow capeshit and lightsabers but supernatural horror is a bridge too far.
This is a thriller about demonic possession. Take note.
Dumb example, contrarian. Have you not read the thread?
Fallen isn't even advertised as a thriller or mystery, it's listed as a crime drama, yet it's more of a thriller/mystery than any chick movie directly advertised as such.
I guess I didn't understand your post. I thought you were being sarcastic or trying to imply that Night House was obviously about demonic possession with no alternate plot explanations, since Fallen basically is.
>Babadook is just a single mom struggling to take care of her kid
>The ritual is just some guy going through guilt
most horror movies are metaphors of trauma and this is no different.
Except nothing happens in night house. The only eerie scene is her making out with the husbands ghost, and the ghost says he's not her husband. The rest is just her getting spooked by shadows and fantasizing about her husband being a horrible murderer.
It was thoroughly unriveting. Nothing about it was unnerving or intriguing or suspenseful. Just a dull, boring drama.
The shadow as an entity though just because it's not a big bad monster doesn't mean it's not supernatural. Also this is a supernatural/psychological subgenre of horror. The entity being supernatural and her going through grief being psychological. Pick your movies better next time.
>There are some actual good horror scenes too instead of just dismembered bodies or other muh shock factor scenes
Found the hereditard kek
no i just think horror where its all just a metaphor for mental illness or 'trauma' is incredibly cringe
I agree. But I think it's because of this
Babadook and It Follows are some of the worst offenders. It's a result of trying to please the mentally ill rationalist/scientism crowd.
Not mental illness just trauma or things within us that are not easy to deal with or see like your lack of self awareness. Nothing in hereditary is like that though, it's plainly just shock and thrill so again go back heridetard kek
what? youre rambling and posting nonsense, anon
because women are illogical and emotionally driven, so stories that appeal to them mirror that point of view.
How about the simps and foids itt post some horror/thriller/mystery movies centered around women that aren't shit to prove the OP wrong. I'll even make a starting contribution.
Why? Most of the best horror movies have female protagonists. It's a staple of the genre.
exactly from the amityville films to slasher flicks, horrors have mostly been led by women. OP is just moronic.
And in the good ones the female lead is little more than a plot device, to be vulnerable, frightened, and make dumb decisions. The movies aren't about them.