AHHHHHHHHH MY HECKIN HANDERINOOOOO! OHHHH NOOOO!!! NOT MY FIVE FINGER FRENDO WENDO!!!! MR. ROCK YOU ARE DOING ME A HECKIN!!!
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AHHHHHHHHH MY HECKIN HANDERINOOOOO! OHHHH NOOOO!!! NOT MY FIVE FINGER FRENDO WENDO!!!! MR.
Who finds this shit funny
>I guess kids get this?
>oh they love it
>kids are stupid, I watch them in my arcades
ESLs
Me, king of Cinemaphile
>NOT MY FIVE FINGER FRENDO WENDO!!!!
Sensible chuckle
THATS GOTTA HURT!
>little help?!
It's alright... it's alright... All I have to do is
>equally as big rock falls and crushes other arm
OH COME ON!
Best thread on Cinemaphile in at least a week
>jacks off
Why the frick would you even consider jacking off in that situation? What a fricking freak.
brain chemical release, I'm guessing after a couple hours once it started to REALLY hurt you'd be pretty desperate for any kind of relief at all
It's okay. You're posting on Cinemaphile. You dont have to pretend here.
>well at least I can still jerk o- NO NOT THE LEFT TOOOOOO
Why are you typing like that?
very hard
Go outside OP, stop being a loser. A thread died for this shit
it was just another thread about chuds so it's fine, there's dozens of them every day
>chuds
Wrong board to talk about them israelites
Unique threads, not repeated ones, loser
STFU dork. Meet me at the golden corral parking lot and we'll settle this like men, unless you really are b***hmade.
Cannibalistic Hebrew Underground Dweller
Point me to one of the threads you think are "good" gay
What are you getting at, OP? Getting upset in that situation is more than reasonable
what a drama queen
He really was stuck between a rock and a hard place huh?
>buddy actually fainted during the amputation scene
didnt even know that was a real thing
for me its legs starting to hurt and ears ringing
for me it's knees weak/arms heavy
for me its moms spaghetti
yeah, my buddy reached out and gripped my upper inner thigh really hard during the amputation, provokes strong reactions this scene
Fainting sucks ass, it makes everyone think you're a fricking b***h no matter what. I fainted when I saw my dad on life support in the ICU after a car accident and the rest of my family treated me like an incontinent baby for months because of it
Get a new family
Men dont "faint". You pass out. If you seriously call it fainting you're probably really are a baby
Women faint you b***h ass
Did you touch his weiner while he was passed out? Just to check.
I take rekt threads no problem, witnessed a few accidents and seen more of my blood than I would ever want to without a twitch, yet imagining blood circulating inside my body, it's processes and movement make me feel weak to the point of fainting.
Who the frick is Buddy?
It's funny how people who make fun of ESLs only speak one language.
English is all that is needed. No one wants to speak whatever brown person gutter you spit out
>I'm stupid and it's a virtue somehow
It's funny that even illiterate medieval peasants could usually speak more than just english. But by all means do continue to be proud about knowing less.
>he doesn't know what poop tastes like
You're actually brain damaged and wish people like you infinite reincarnations of suffering
>OHHHHH NOOOOO NOT THE SUFFY WUFFY PAINERINOOOOS!!!!
Reincarnation is fake and gay. Even if you're "reborn" as someone and you don't have any memories from before and you go through childhood again and develop a new personality, that's just basically a new person. There's no continuity.
The only way it could ever matter is if we remember all our past lives in the afterlife and we're all just one consciousness experiencing every human life.
look at little Goblin Jr.
OP would definitely be screaming and crying like that if he were about to lose his hand
>English is all that is needed. No one wants to speak whatever brown person gutter you spit out
The shot of him cutting a nerve ending was the only one that got me grossed out
what movie is this from?
127 Hours
You really need to step up your google game.
he never said that
Was this a metaphor for his real life? Where instead of getting his hand caught in a rock, he got busted molesting under age girls? And it cost him his reputation instead of his arm?
>He's in a lot of pain over the course of the film
>Name it 127 Owies
A little flippant.