AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I DISLIKE ALL THOSE MOVIES THAT WERE JUST MADE FOR FUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I DISLIKE ALL THOSE MOVIES THAT WERE JUST MADE FOR FUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET PEO...
>Christcuck
lol. lmao even.
>he thinks modern slop is made for fun
I imagine a world without any of that shit. Where all creators of anything have been cancelled, shut down or bullied out of the industry. Where the overall consumer base is just considered too hostile to even bother with as you may make money but you won't be happy, and most do not even make money.
What then?
But i thought that the point was that God doesn't want anyone to enjoy anything ever
>don’t troon out or put your penis in men’s buttholes
>YOU HATE FUN
yikes
You realise your kids won’t care about trans people and may be trans themselves? And that the prostate is the male clit? Frick your god.
The male clit is the clitty, nice try though
Sure is extra israelitey in these parts lately.
there's like a gazillion things the bible bans
you can't wear mixed fabrics, you can't jerk off, you can't eat shellfish, you can't trim your beard, you can't work on sundays, etc
>PLEASE MAKE ME WORK ON SUNDAY GOYBERG! MY GOON SESSIONS TO TRANS PORN IN MY MIXED FABRIC ADULT SWIM GRAPHIC TEE ARE CAUSING ME EXISTENTIAL DREAD AGAIN!
holy pathetic
lmfao
You can just say "I enjoy slop and I don't care what anyone says"
Let's not pretend that every single movie in existence is good
Why would you go to Hell for not liking a movie? That's not a sin. OP is dumb.
>people genuinely fall for bait like this
holy fricking low IQ
We know it's bait, we are using the bait as an opportunity to start a dialogue
the baited becomes the baiter?
cant bait the baiter, bro
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I DISLIKE ALL THOSE MOVIES THAT WERE JUST MADE FOR FUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
god I hate ebert
good post, i like it
for you
you're not gonna go to hell for movie opinions dumbass
wrong
people liking ironman caused society to make endless braindead slop for decades, they 'sinned' by liking slop, and now we're all in 'hell'
OK? People liked Jaws and Star Wars which is what led Hollywood to release "summer blockbusters" so I suppose those people are sinners too
jaws and star wars are haute couture compared to marvel
>jaws and star wars are haute couture
If you are not liking art house films about drying paint, you have no film taste and should not be commenting on Cinemaphile.
>a man, shot in black and white, waxes poetic about his lit cigarette
Supporting israeli mind poison meant to infantilise white men is a grave sin.
literally me every day when I wake up from a comfy sleep and the burning sets in
Question I can never get Christians to answer: a literal lake of fire would burn you into dust within minutes, yet this punishment is eternal. This begs the obvious question: does going to hell grant you Wolverine-esque healing powers?
it makes your skin ultra resistant to fire probably, but you would still feel the pain
>going to hell without equipment that grants bonuses to CON saves
Do israelites really?
Souls are more resilient than bodies
There is no afterlife. When you die there is nothing. Its like sleeping with no dreams. Don't wish death on people you silly little idiot.
Wrong, an eternity of non-experience is impossible, it's like dividing by zero. Conscious experience by definition must continue in some form
Comparing death to sleep signals an unenlightened mind, be better
>He doesn't have footage of Ebert's floppy jaw ready to post in .WEBM format
Ummm... that's going to be a "yikes" from me!
AHHHHHHHHH Why did I pirate all those television and film