Ahsoka

Can it save Star Wars? I'm seeing a lot of shilling for this irl

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope not, I hope it only accelerates its collapse.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the five girlbosses and the evil old white male
    yawn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add in some sex it's just like my hentais.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is this: is it beastiality to frick Ahsoka? She's not human, so you're technically fricking between species. What makes fricking her different from fricking a lion or a bear? And given that we see so many openly interspecies relationships in star wars, and nobody really bats an eye, is this even taboo there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's humanoid with a tight bright orange pussy, how is that problematic in any way?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So just because she has a human looking face it's okay? She's not human. Her clitoris could be a pinkie sized pseudophallus for all you know. Would it be okay to frick a particularly human looking monkey then?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would think in the case of aliums we would just reclassify personhood to be a being of sapient intelligence.
      So it would not be considered beastiality to have sex with a sapient alien species.

      A more interesting dialogue would come about around the concept of eating them. It's not cannibalism, but it still feels wrong. We would likely create a new concept of "sapient cannibalism", the taboo of eating an equally intelligent being and its right or wrongness.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not wrong when they taste like bacon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So it would not be considered beastiality to have sex with a sapient alien species.
        You don't think it would be on par with monkey fricking to go frick a wookie?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahnotgonnawatchit

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for this character to get in any other hands other than Filloni's, they'll ruin her character instantly or straight up kill her off.
    Can't have attractive blonde white girls in modern Star Wars

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's kinda cross eyed. Cute. Still not watching.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't have attractive blonde white girls in modern Star Wars
      She's a boring plain Jane. Call me when they grow some balls and cast a big breasts bimbo redhead for Mara Jade that unapologetically oozes sex, or at least has Rey in a dominatrix or slave outfit or something.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, THIS is how far standards have fallen.

      beggars can't be choosers I guess... thanks KK!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QyR4tCX.jpg

      Can it save Star Wars? I'm seeing a lot of shilling for this irl

      >casts a cute Ukraine girl as the hero
      What did they mean by this?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch female lead shows/films unless they have nudity or dress sexy. There will be neither in this series so I won't be watching.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars has been on life support for years. I'm sorry, Anon. It's time to let go.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      N-no... my c-childhood...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. That thing you liked in your childhood isn't good anymore. I'm sorry.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christ ain't that the truth. Last Star Wars thing that I genuinely unreservedly enjoyed was KOTOR 2 and that was 20 years ago.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when we were all excited to see how things would wrap up in KotOR 3?
            haha

        • 9 months ago
          sage

          Christ ain't that the truth. Last Star Wars thing that I genuinely unreservedly enjoyed was KOTOR 2 and that was 20 years ago.

          It was never good.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back to preddit with you

            • 9 months ago
              sage

              Redditors would be defending the franchise no matter what.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was ok but more importantly it was genuine 100% American made and an international sensation.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can it save Star Wars?
    I'd be willing to bet a significant amount of money that no, it can't save it and likely won't even be good

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you watch this expecting anything different than the dozen other dogshit star wars yidsney crap then I have a bridge to sell you. are adult men seriously still watching this? I checked out at The Last Jedi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still watching it. I'm a married homeowner with a great job. I'll go out on a limb that you're obese and live on your mother's grace still. Go ahead and tell everybody what an "adult" is, you're the expert. Then afterwards you can watch some japanese cartoons and five hours of porn.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm still watching it. I'm a married homeowner with a great job. I'll go out on a limb that you're obese and live on your mother's grace still. Go ahead and tell everybody what an "adult" is, you're the expert. Then afterwards you can watch some japanese cartoons and five hours of porn.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, what a surprise. Le heckin BASED anon can't find what to say, here's the reaction images instead. I can tell you're a really successful adult on the right track in life.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that guy you're replying to isn't me, but that should tell you that everyone here is laughing at you and not with you. I'm 26 years old, my mom died a decade ago, I don't watch anime or porn and if I only owned one home and not half a dozen rental properties on top of it I would consider myself a failure.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              very weird you have to resort to financial indicators as a way of defending your consumption of star wars goyslop in your 30s tthough

              >feminized "uh well EVERYONE thinks" posts
              >more buzzword salad
              Okay honey.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                can we see your funko pops

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't have any. You have a bizarre need to conjure up caricature strawmen for your opponents because you don't feel confident in your own beliefs, largely because they aren't beliefs at all but simply things you repeat because you see other anons say them and you want to fit in and be le heckin BASED sneed sneed kino based sneed. It's a sad way to live.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you clearly feel very strongly about your star wars media I'm sorry I touched a nerve. you should put the disney+ down and pick up a book.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                "You clearly feel very strongly about your star wars media" says unaccomplished dope currently having a sperg out because a faceless stranger on a website has disagreed with his SO HECKIN BASED star wars media post.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that guy you're replying to isn't me, but that should tell you that everyone here is laughing at you and not with you. I'm 26 years old, my mom died a decade ago, I don't watch anime or porn and if I only owned one home and not half a dozen rental properties on top of it I would consider myself a failure.

        very weird you have to resort to financial indicators as a way of defending your consumption of star wars goyslop in your 30s tthough

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but never in my life have I paid to see a movie unless I went with my gf or friends in which case its not for the movie. I pirate camrips. I pirate video games. I haven't bought a single video game in my entire life. I laugh at Americans who unironically throw money at Hollywood.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            America made all that kino you brag about stealing. Just something to think about.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch for that sexy daddy sith whose actor died from the vax

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The quirk is strong with you. A quippy sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Snood.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot save a dead body.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely no one besides Star Wars dorks will give a shit about a Jedi that has fricking stupid ass snakes for hair. This is a character for babies that any normal adult would be embarrassed to be caught watching

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normal adult
      A pattern emerges

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in a toyshop before getting something for my niece and saw the star wars corner with a few toys and lightsabers. They use to have whole aisles. Now all they have is lego.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most stores barely have a toy section at all, kids play on their tablet, nobody has toys

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're gonna ruin my grandpappy thrawn

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It better or it's over for SW. Ahsoka is the big one. Kenobi failed spectacularly and got them nothing but rejection and memes. If they frick up the last legacy character the fans still like, then even a successful Mando S4 can't save them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fans still like
      People have been getting tired of Ahsoka since they invented time travel to interrupt her duel with Vader.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People have been getting tired of Ahsoka since her first appearance.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's spelled 'Asuka' idiot

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can it save Star Wars? I'm seeing a lot of shilling for this irl

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward to it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not hyped, but I'll watch the first episode and go from there.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney puts out too much shit all at once

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They remind me of gambling addicts. “j j just one more! I’m due for a win!”

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Disney writing is shit tier.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was a good friend.

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