Mary Sue that we'll never be rid of because Filoni won't let her die or fade away from the story. No reason she should still be alive into the Sequel timeline.
>Mary Sue
Stop using that word if you don't know what it actually means, moron. She had plenty of fricking flaws, and she constantly got her ass handed to her. She started off as a dipshit brat and matured as the show went on.
Stop using Mary Sue to describe female characters you dislike if they aren't Mary Sue's.
Who was the bigger failure of a master: Obi Wan, or Luminara?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Obi Wan failed for reasons mostly outside of his control.
Luminara left Barriss do die in Geonosis without bothering trying to save her, then let she plot her treason without noticing. She is pretty much everything wrong with the Jedi.
5 months ago
Anonymous
How did Luminara leave her to die? The excavation crew were digging them out. She was just mentally preparing that her and Ahsoka didn't survive, which was a strong possibility.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It has been a while since I watched it but I remember she just shrugged it off while Anakin was still trying to find them
Could Ahsoka ever forgive Barriss? Even after the Order fell and they ran into each other while on the run from the Empire? Or years later during the New Republic, could she put it behind her?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, if she is able to remember Anakin fondly even after he murdered those younglings and destroyed a planet...
5 months ago
Anonymous
She was coping in the same way Obi Wan was, though: Anakin killed himself, mentally and emotionally, to become Darth Vader and so the Sith she was fighting was not the same person as the Anakin she remembered.
Sounds like heaven. They can snowball the load afterwards.
5 months ago
Anonymous
SMOOCH
5 months ago
Anonymous
good girls
5 months ago
Anonymous
>snowball the load
u wot
5 months ago
Anonymous
That means a male Padawan might ejaculate into Ahsoka's mouth, and Ashoka would begin open mouth kissing Barris, or they would alternate spitting into each other's mouth, effectively "sharing". This would canonically be done for the purpose of getting the other Padawan ready for another A2OGM heavy meditation session, to help with centering.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Bit gross, no?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Not at all, it's a very intimate act of body acceptance among adventurous Padawans that promotes kinship with your fellow Jedi and helps to clear the mind. It brings one closer to the living Force.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Gives me icks
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
No gun involved, this is a moment of fun relaxation and peace between Padawans after a grueling and sweaty training session. Ahsoka can smell Barris' sweat, and even buries her face in her green armpit, but it's okay, because it's her. It's all just part of nature and the living Force.
Anything involving coercion would obviously not be aligned with Jedi beliefs. All cooming should be kept canon compliant.
5 months ago
Anonymous
This is mid level coomposting, anon. We haven't even yet evolved to the idea of cumming inside one of them and having the other eat it out of her while getting fricked from behind.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well I didn't explicitly say it, but that would be the natural destination
>box office >mattering
Boy howdy cant wait to watch the single greatest movie in the world, James Cameron's Avatar! After that I think I'll watch The Avengers and then the sequel to Avatar called Avatar: The Way of Water since theyre the best three movies to ever have been created! I mean after all those are the top three grossing films so surely that means theyre the best of the best right you fricking homosexual?
>Boy howdy cant wait to watch the single greatest movie in the world, James Cameron's Avatar! After that I think I'll watch The Avengers and then the sequel to Avatar called Avatar: The Way of Water
This but unironically, and except Avengers. 10 foot tall blue space cat pussy.
It was a pity delivery after anon spammed the request for months in the drawthread. Everyone told him every single time they needed to be reversed because the request made no sense.
Reversing would have been good. Ahsoka on a seat of her own separate from Luke/Anakin but still better than Rey would have had some artsy fartsy meaning too.
Mary Sue that we'll never be rid of because Filoni won't let her die or fade away from the story. No reason she should still be alive into the Sequel timeline.
I would have been fine if S7 aired at the time it should have and she died with Rex in the Venator crash from S7's finale
I would have also been able to dispell my disbelief for a little and said "okay, they survived the crash, that's fine, I don't believe she will survive the duel with Vader even after all those years of wandering the galaxy and strengthening her connection with the force" but FFS Filoni, we did not need time travel bullshit to be incorporated into SW just so you could keep her alive.
she should have stayed dead after that Rebels episode much like how Maul was finally given an ultimatum too.
I think after a certain period of time Filoni became too egocentric and wienery and thought that he could no wrong because after all, he wrote TCW and that was very widely accepted in a positive light so surely EVERYTHING he makes is good now, no? No.
Letting Vader kill her in the Rebels episode would have been the dramatically ideal time. Or maybe the Emperor does it while Vader stands there as a callback to Luke in ROTJ. But yeah, she grew on me as a character, but she's just over exposed and has anti-grown on me now.
It's simple: just ignore the stuff that came out after she died in the Rebels cartoon. That's what I do and it's worked out so far. Time travel is cringe
I've heard that the idea of her surviving Order 66 came from Lucas, and I'm sure keeping her around now is more of a corporate decision by Disney since she is the most popular character of the franchise in recent times, as in, I don't think Rey sells as much as Ahsoka.
They sort of do this with the Tales of the Jedi cartoon show, but she has to share the script with young Dooku and other stories about the Jedi in the pre-TCW period.
There also used to be a novel that was decanonized focusing on some of her adventures and travels around the galaxy.
The issue is context, ToTJ would have been a nice addition for Ahsoka-tent if it came out before Rebels S3-4, and before the Disney+ craze, when she was still not wholly oversaturated yet and Filoni didn't decide to retcon her death.
Frick Filoni, literally cannot kill his favorite OCs to save his life, should have stopped bringing back people from the dead like Darth fricking Maul.
Everything with modern star wars has gone downhill in quality, they don't know what they are doing with the higherups. Mando was good until it wasn't, and it's obvious when they don't really know how to handle things or to do the ideas they want to do since hey are forced in a format.
I have my problems with George but there’s a difference between him and modern Star Wars creators.
At least he *tried*. And he was never bound by mandates that were made in hopes of making as much money with as little effort as possible.
And so, we got the prequels that ended up being loved anyway because they were made with quite a lot of love and care despite their flaws.
The sequels and shows were not made with love, only with greed, despite the efforts of a few to bring the love back. And that will still show in the years to come. They won’t be looked back at like the prequels were. Even Filoni, in the end, fell.
>he was never bound by mandates
Have you considered the creator now are getting brought down by this?
And Lucas was greedy, don't deny this. Not to the extent Disney is but there is clear commercialism in Star Wars even back in the 80's.
I don't think the sequels will ever be rediscovered as "hidden gems" like the prequels, but I'm sure some of the TV shows will get a long lasting following. I hate to say this but some of the stuff that came under Disney became my favorite things in this franchise, despite how much the sequels ruined the timeline for anything after RotJ.
> Have you considered the creator now are getting brought down by this?
I have considered this, but so much went wrong with Ahsoka I’m firm in the belief that Filoni has lost his touch. If it turns out that he was completely strangled by Disney execs then I will take back my words, however.
>George Lucas was greedy, don’t deny it.
I won’t deny it but there’s a huge difference between the average greed and then absolute head up your ass greed that has taken complete control of Disney.
Disney as a company was always greedy as well. But back then there was actually *love and thought* being put into projects. Today? Not a single thought other than how much money can they quickly make off of it. That’s the difference anon.
Filoni isn't the best but I still think he is better than the sequel directors because he still cares about the franchise and understands it better than someone like Abrams.
I'm just tired of the hate cycle in this fandom, years ago Filoni was praised now I see the same attacks people did to Lucas years ago.
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Anonymous
Idk what to tell you bro. I can’t be happy with what if he is doing if he doesn’t even seem to understand even his own characters anymore.
At the same time, still pretty glum. Not even the “all powerful, all good” Filoni could save this franchise. Ahsoka was such a huge disappointment.
No coherent writing. Just pure nostalgia bait almost as bad of a degree as it was in ROS.
Ahsoka herself was actually… okay I guess, but her having to get over the deaths of clones all over again was a stretch and just an excuse for nostalgia bait.
Sabine was always rebellious but holy frick Filoni… Girl got age regressed to an 8 year old.
Thrawn… that’s not Thrawn. Gotta be some other Chiss dude pretending to be Thrawn that’s just like any other incompetent imperial officer.
And I can’t bother to bring anything else up because I’ve forgotten everything because the show is just that forgettable.
Ahsoka and Anakin fighting was cool but again, it’s nostalgia bait.
Best character was Baylan who fricked off for most of the show, actor is now dead.
>Thrawn could have moved the Chimera a little further away from the temple. >Thrawn could have destroyed the entrance to the temple way before Ahsoka and the others arrived. Instead he destroyed the entire fricking thing later on which clearly pissed off the nightsisters, who were already probably using Thrawn for their own end goals. >Thrawn could have idk… CLOSED ALL THE FRICKING BLASTDOORS IN THE TEMPLE? Do you know how much time that could've bought him? >Sacrifices a frick ton of troops outside air the temple after saying that he wanted to conserve resources. >Sacrificed a frick ton of troops and a powerful night sister after failing to take the basic measures I mentioned that even a moron like myself would have done. >Why the frick are his TIE fight pilots so moronic? In universe his command is no longer competent enough and out of universe it’s stupid plot shit. >Could have not sent anyone outside of the temple including Balyon and Shin who he knew they were not to be fully trusted. Could have kept everyone in for defense and therefore eliminating the risk of major loses due to protags having the advantage out in the wilderness. His whole shtick is that the Jedi, especially Ahsoka, are too unpredictable. He then throws his troops and his two dark jedi out into the great unknown. Wow! >Thrawn somehow doesn’t notice that troops go missing onboard the Chimera after it jumps and that an unauthorized takeoff from a SHUTTLE (not a simple TIE fighter, a whole fricking shuttle) occurred.
I’m a complete moron but there were multiple ways, probably including some that I haven’t thought of at the moment, that Thrawn could’ve gotten away completely unscathed just about without wasting so much resources.
My headcanon now is that Thrawn became a delusional old man during his exile on that planet because holy crap.
>Filoni completely fricked the pooch with Thrawn
I don't get it. I enjoyed Thrawn in the cartoon (never read the books) but he got such a downgrade here.
Really, EVERYONE got downgraded in their character except maybe for Ezra. How did this happen?
I don't have a lot of fondness for Filoni, but many of Ahsoka's problems stem from their goals with Disney Plus and Star Wars in general as much as a dry creative well. Very little happens in the show because it's just there to continue to buy time until the next thing that will show up to buy time. Book of Boba Fett and The Mandalorian's third season (and its second season to a lesser extent) have the same issues. It's possible to tell a satisfying story in a season that also builds toward the next story, but they don't seem to know how. Most serialized TV struggles with this, but in the case of Star Wars it's even more egregious because of their insistence on making the shows interconnected for the sake of a Filoni-gasm.
Unless Filoni was constantly overseeing every detail from casting to effects to stories, I can't put all the blame on him. There's so many things wrong with Disney+ Star Wars shows alone.
How would the reaction be if they really posted this. Also how many does she get? It looks like she’s wearing it over pants too
The best pic is the bottom left. The most clear and odd it does look like she has undies over pants
Sill hot and funny they really did that. One anon posted an edit of what characters said about her.half the fans would think it’s odd and the other would say they have balls if the official account really posted that
Because Barriss bombed her home and left her to take the fall. Why did it have to be Ahsoka? Barriss could have picked anyone in the temple. Does the Dark Side compel you to choose the most painful betrayals whenever possible?
I think it was a deliberate self punishment on her part. Barriss fell to the darkside but still feels guilty about doing what she was doing so sacrificing her own best friend is was to make herself suffer along with the people getting hurt.
>Ahsoka leaves the order >Anakin walks back into the council chambers >"This is unforgivable. You know what, I'm out too. I quit. I'm going back to my pregnant wife, we're leaving for Naboo, and I will kill any Jedi who comes to take my child back to the Temple."
Does this spoil Palpatine's plans or accelerate them?
>Does this spoil Palpatine's plans or accelerate them?
The Jedi and the Republic were pretty much doomed the moment Palpatine was granted emergency powers. He could have initiated Order 66 right then and there and it would have made little to no difference. He was just biding his time.
Assuming the rest of the Clone Wars generally proceeds on the same trajectory, Palpatine initiates Order 66 while Anakin is too busy wienerslamming Padme into labor in the Lake Country, resulting in them being spared from the initial massacre, but also being completely unable to do anything to actually stop it.
So now you've got the Chosen One with a pair of newborns and a wife still confined to the childbed, stuck in the middle of nowhere, having been completely MIA at the hour he was needed most and now the long night has begun, dark and full of terrors.
He runs with Padme and the kids to the most obscure non-Tattooine outer rim planet he can find and lays low until the inevitable day when the Inquisitors find him by sheer coincidence somehow, and then the Rebellion gets two more kids in the daycare
The rebellion & the jedi in general are gonna have a much easier time fighting back without Vader leading the charge to slaughter them. Even just the jedi that escape Order 66 are gonna survive much much longer without Vader. I like Anakin's odds of becoming a leader in the rebellion & defeating the emperor easily now that he has a family to fight for with no order holding him back.
>Does this spoil Palpatine's plans or accelerate them?
The Jedi and the Republic were pretty much doomed the moment Palpatine was granted emergency powers. He could have initiated Order 66 right then and there and it would have made little to no difference. He was just biding his time.
Assuming the rest of the Clone Wars generally proceeds on the same trajectory, Palpatine initiates Order 66 while Anakin is too busy wienerslamming Padme into labor in the Lake Country, resulting in them being spared from the initial massacre, but also being completely unable to do anything to actually stop it.
So now you've got the Chosen One with a pair of newborns and a wife still confined to the childbed, stuck in the middle of nowhere, having been completely MIA at the hour he was needed most and now the long night has begun, dark and full of terrors.
What does he do?
It doesn't affect Palpatine's plans at all because he's focusing solving the CIS.
For Palpatine to create the empire he'd need the CIS to be defeated. It's highly improbable for him to become emperor while somehow convincing the CIS to stop fighting and join an even more restrictive government than the one they were fighting against. And of course Dooku could betray him and make the CIS a separate empire.
>During a particularly steamy holo-call where each of them make the other do something dirty, Padme tells Anakin to frick Ahsoka and record it for her.
Do you think she uses teasing during self-control as part of training >You are handstanding while levitating three huge ass boulders with the Force >”clear your mind, dont let anything ruin your focus” >she says it while fully naked >she starts pouring body oil on her breasts >”temporary emotions cannot distract you” >she stands up turns around and spreads her ass cheeks in front of you >”urges cannot control you, you are a Jedi, you must be in full control of yourself”
>you give in and jump on her >”no, padawan, you are giving in to your temptations” she says as she pulls out your wiener >you start to mating press her >”you failed to clear the urges from your mind, padawan” she moans as she pulls you onto her >locks her legs around your waist when you are about to cum, forcing you to cum inside her >”I expected more from you, padawan, you gave in so easily”
You disappointed Master Secura. Was it really worth it?
>I lean forward and spear my tongue up her ass, feeling it clench around me. >Oh, padawan. How disappointing. Has my ass tempted you so much you give in to your basest desires? >I answer by slurping and licking her hole. >She tut as she allows my ass eating. >Very well, young one. We'll try again once you finish up.
>How has Aayla not been punished for inviting padawans to her room while she's naked?
Because Shaak Ti is in charge of the disciplinary committee. The inmates are running the asylum
A completely nude and properly pregnant with twins https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=9825695&name=pregnant-nurse-carmen-8 Padme and Anakin fricking cowgirl-style
Aayla trying to lure plucky pubescent Jedi padawans into the Jedi Temple saunas and hot tubs and being stopped by other Jedi Masters like Mace Windu and Yoda
As stupid as Barriss going terrorist was, she did turn out to be completely right.
The fact that the Jedi Order was willing to expel one of their own to let her be tried and executed by the Republic based on circumstantial evidence shows she was right that they had lost their way.
>your Master sentences you to military duty as punishment for disobedience >for a week at the end of the day, you have to look after the needs of the new all female clone unit, who were cloned after a Chalactan huntress instead of Jango
what happens exactly in their quarters while you are there?
Interesting question. I don't think they ever could have come to an understanding, the gulf between their priorities (personal vs galactic) was simply too great, and while Anakin is aware of his flaws to some degree, since they clash with Jedi teachings, Mace appears willfully blind to his.
Barriss is as old as Anakin. Ahsoka was already pretty young for a Padawan, which is why she was referred to as a Youngling in the movie. Anakin was also pretty young for a Jedi Knight.
>Ahsoka was already pretty young for a Padawan
I think it was also implied that the war made jedi fast track the youngling->padawan pipeline to give knights help and to fill out Commander positions.
Anakin bratted out at his lack of promotion because he was still butthurt at how his only lack of quals came from Ahsoka getting the boot, and this same frickup was the only thing standing in the way of the Masters-only section of the archives that he hoped contained the secrets for saving Padme.
Probably a bit, but since Ahsoka has spent most of her childhood and adolescent/teenage years as a wartime general, she never had time to really explore her sexuality. She oftentimes seems clumsy and confused when boys take interest in her. She has learned yet how to use her feminine sexuality to, well, manipulate men, for lack of a better word. Even if she had big boobs, she wouldn't know how to "use" them. Ahsoka needs to learn how to be sexy.
>Grow up as a child soldier on the front lines >Only experiences with sex are wartime rape, prostitution, marital problems, and other extreme negativity since Jedi don't support healthy home environments or how to sustain positive intimate relationships
How many of these Jedi became fixated on the clones because they're the only positive exposure they had to men in their peer groups who weren't pseudo-family?
A ton of female padawans were probably schlicking to their clone commanders, fantasizing about them coming into their quarters and fricking the shit out of them.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Is Ahsoka/Rex better than Ahsoka/Anakin?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. While Jedi are allowed to have sex, and while Jedi sending preteen Ahsoka into war shows they have a very different idea about age than we do, I still think Master/Padawan mingling like that would be strictly forbidden. Anakin/Ahsoka is just unrestrained cooming, but Ahsoka/Rex is something that could actually happen, even though I don't personally favor the ship. Canon cooming will always be superior.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You mean like a genderswapped mirror of Anakin's and Padme's romance?
Also, all those stories would end with their clone bfs shooting them in the back.
Anakin is erratic and puts his feelings first before logic to resolve issues when it comes to someone close to him, he wasn't thinking straight.
He was extremely mad at Obi Wan when he found out he was alive, and threatened the council for having organised the whole thing
Did Anakin ever have a situation like mistakenly crawling into bed with one of Padme's handmaidens because he thought she was her? I know the handmaidens rotate pretending to be Padme while she sleeps, and it's not like Anakin didn't regularly make unexpected visits regardless of the schedule.
>Padme, how do we hide your pregnancy? People aren't stupid. You can't just throw a fake belly on Sabe and expect your colleagues to be fooled! That's madness! Half of the women in that building have already had children, they won't buy it for a second, let alone for nine karking months! > >Calm down, Ani. I think I know a way...
The idea that Padme could hide a pregnancy by wearing "heavier dresses" is secretly the dumbest thing George has ever written and it's weird how it hasn't become a meme like all the other dumb shit from the PT that wasn't nearly as dumb as this.
... You're kidding me right? How do you think all these pregnant teenagers manage to hide long enough to give birth and then dumpster slam their babies without anyone noticing?
A girl who "hid" a pregnancy with baggy clothing was actually hiding from no one because this is something you'd only be able to get away with if there was absolutely nobody in your life who gave a single shit about you in the first place. Sadly that happens.
5 months ago
Anonymous
A woman wearing tight fitting clothing and generally deliberately framing her baby bump doesn't really make your point.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Redline that image, anon. Draw me what clothes would look like that could hide a baby bump as the woman actually started approaching her full term. There's no way to hide that without wearing something so ridiculous it's plainly obvious that you're trying to hide something. Anyone who seems to fall for the lie is merely humoring you.
Well that helps, but not every neglectful parent is shitty. Work sucks up a lot of time, especially when money is tight. I rarely saw my mom growing up but I knew she loved me and was doing her best for me. My dad, I got to see more often because he worked different hours but I rarely got to spend time with him either. It sucked but I knew they loved me despite the absence. That being said, I think my dad would have noticed if I was pregnant if I was a girl. Might of done it himself heyoooo
>pester the creator at F95
This doesn't actually work. Creators don't hang out in F95. F95's comment section is pure cancer because of this misconception.
I always pictured the Jedi Academy as being like the Olympic Village - you've got the best and brightest from a thousand worlds, everyone's excited as hell to be there and there's a lot of tension, of course everyone's going to be sneaking off into the bushes and fricking! That, and most of the species there are probably going to be pretty fit/toned from all the physical training going on (with a few exceptions, obviously).
for me it’s “it’s just a bruise but I better check everything so undress, and I will start with your wiener ;3” sex with a cute force sensitive xeno nurse from the Med Corps
Reason most jedi don't want to be in the service corps is because they're viewed as relatively insignificant and crappy jobs that are for students who flunked out.
POV it’s Friday September 16 2011, Cartoon Network is doing a biggest night of action event for season premiers including young justice the episode with awesome fan service, and the season premier of the clone wars complete with a fan premier with actors present and cool promo bumpers. Life is cool
I wonder why they stopped events like this. There has to be more footage of ones like this out there. The yj one is pretty good too. They even show the shot in one bumper
I wonder why they stopped events like this. There has to be more footage of ones like this out there. The yj one is pretty good too. They even show the shot in one bumper
They stopped that block in 2012 but it looks fun. They'd need to move the schedule around. Also that yj cheshire bumper scene awesome
>Get into a fight with a tomboy rival padawan. >you get assigned kitchen duty for
week as punishment. >She mockingly says you'd make a much better cook than a jedi. >Decide to get a little payback by perking off into her meal. >watch her eat every bite, practically licking the plate. >She laughs,"That was surprisingly good. See, Anon. I told you you'd make a better cook than a jedi. I look forward to a week of you making my food." >You tell her you'll enjoy preparing it.
Just IMAGINE being Anakin, lying back and trying to comprehend what's going on as Padme forces Ahsoka's eager lipa down on your wiener and reminds her to say "Thank you, Master" as she does.
Do nautolan's head tails work like lekku? Can you make them cum by fondling them?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Apparently they aren't. They're call head tendrils, but they are pretty sensitive so you probably could make a girl cum from squeezing and massaging them.
Do nautolan's head tails work like lekku? Can you make them cum by fondling them?
Apparently they aren't. They're call head tendrils, but they are pretty sensitive so you probably could make a girl cum from squeezing and massaging them.
>Multiple padawans getting off on fricking themselves with Master Fisto's head tendrils while the head b***h rides his slimy amphibian wiener
5 months ago
Anonymous
Based Kit Fisto. Banging mature jedi hotties and cute padawans.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Is that why he's got a shit eating grin all the time?
You wouldn't be allowed to sleep with YOUR Padawan obviously, but others possibly. They sent Ahsoka to an active war zone when she was 12-14, and even had her leading combat missions. Age is looked at differently there.
>Hey Anakin, you were a slave, right? Good. You'll be able to sell this. We need to pretend to be a slaver. Act like you're trying to auction your 15 year old padawan off as a pleasure slave. Your job is to get close to the slaver queen and do *anything* to make sure she's satisfied. Shouldn't be a problem, right? I mean, it's not like you've got any other women in your life haha
It's literally a miracle Anakin didn't fall to the Dark Side on the spot
Y'all people are sexualizing underage female characters, what the heck is wrong with you??? Neither Lucas not Filoni created them for the reason of adult men jerking off to them, you need therapy asap.
This is pretty mid-tier compared to the pedoshit you see on Cinemaphile (pregnant Anne Frank threads), Cinemaphile (dicky threads), /misc/ (age of consent bad threads), or /b/ (literal CP threads)
do you think Luminara gets nervous when she is showering and hears Aayla and Shaak Ti enter the locker room? you know, because they tend to bully her by fingering her soapy pussy and butthole against her will
well I always assumed Ahsoka was dressing that way because the target audience was 13-14 year old boys
I think lot of people ship Ahsoka with Anakin to this day because back in the day TCW was running, Ahsoka was their Cinemaphilefu while self-inserting as Ahsoka (its another story by the end of TCW Anakin was 22 and Ahsoka was nearly 18, which makes it normal)
>and Ahsoka was nearly 18, which makes it normal
She was only 17 then. 5 years difference is not OK, bro. And Anakin was already a married adult and a knight, while Ashoka was still a minor and a padawan.
Stop sexualising minors, it is not good.
Unironically do the Jedi have to teach their padawans that it doesn't count as falling to the Dark Side if it means pleasing a partner who likes it rough and being slapped around and shit?
>push her face in the pillow while plowing her from behind >choking her and slapping her breasts during missionary >make her lick up your cum that didnt land on her body >she gives you a satisfied smile after you finished
>Be Padawan >Banging your Jedi Master >"Yes, that's it! Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Unleash your anger!"
What do?
Does Force choke still count as a dark side power if you use it during sex?
Sex, a frivolous use of the Force, is. The Jedi way, this is not. To the dark side, this discussion leads. Cease this, you must. Meditate on this, you will. Passion, there is not. Only peace, and the Force.
Tell that to the female masters who seem to love their male padawans using the force to bring them inner peace during those private meditation sessions.
Why is it that Kit Fisto can use force lightning, Windu can channel the dark side when dueling, and Ki Adi Mundi gets a harem, but massacring a single village of tuskens and getting married puts Anakin at risk of getting expelled?
Plo Koon uses Electric Judgement, not Kit Fisto. It's a difference of feeling, coming from a sense of justice, but was seen as taboo and forbidden for most of the order.
Vaapad is a variant of Juyo, the most aggressive form of saber combat, that let the user channel their inner darkness against their foe, and was highly restricted out of fear of causing users to fall.
Ki-Adi-Mundi is a special exception, Cerean's have a low male birthrate and could very well go extinct, plus they were introduced before the 'no family' rule.
Anakin slaughtered an entire village, the murder of women and children included, out of vengeance. Had it been just the hunting party that captured Shmi, it might be different. The 'no attachment' rule is kind of misleading, a Jedi is attached to all life, serving the citizens of the Galactic Republic in a self sacrificial manner, it's extremely dangerous for them to love a single life more than all others because they hold so much more power than the average person, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan both nearly fell due to the deaths of someone they loved, but the key difference with Anakin is he was unwilling to let go of Padme.
The entire concept of different powers being light or dark is asinine and is people reverse engineering game mechanics from WestEnd slop. Disney should have discarded that and the ridiculous form fapping when they took over, but of course they were incompetent so we'll get a slew of gay shit instead.
The whole "force choke means dark side" shtick gets annoying fast. Kalifa died for no reason intead of just choking the lizards.
Meanwhile, the mind tricks are much more vile in concept but they are used by light-siders for some reason.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Its something ripped from a pen and paper game where they need clear factions, it doesn't hold up to half a minute of thought. Yes, choking someone to death as torture is bad, but choking someone out to nonlethally incapacitate them isn't. I think the average person would much rather be choked into unconsciousness than having their arm hacked off with a lightsaber, if given the choice.
>Master, do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? The Chancellor mentioned him but I can't find any records of a 'Darth Plagueis' anywhere in the archives. Could you please take a look in the Masters-only sections? It's just that he was acting like he expected me to know and I don't want to disappoint him.
How does Obi Wan respond?
I don't like those fics where Anakin somehow kills Palpatine without a scratch. It feels like a copout. Anakin is fated to have 4 mechanical limbs and extensive 3rd degree burns one way or the other.
If we're talking about right after the 3rd movies ends, I think it might work. I mean think about it, Palpatine's still recovering from force zapping himself and he would just be thinking. "Oh, he wishes to kill me, excellent! All good apprentices should want to kill their master, I can't wait to see his attempts in a few yea-WAIT NOW!?"
I mean, when you expect something coming, you don't expect it to come quite that soon.
But in any situation where it's Anakin who duels Sheev and not Windu, even if Anakin wins he'd going to get fricked up doing it. I was under the impression that Windu was the only being capable of beating Sheev in a 1v1.
I mean, he's the best suited for it. His style feeds of the darkside to throw it back at darkside users. I'm sure Yoda could beat Palpatine it if he wasn't suffering from the backlash of all the jedi dying.
I'm pretty sure the idea of Windu having a snowflake lightsaber style came from George tho
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Nope. The entire idea came from a magazine article written by an intern, and got picked up and ran with by naruto runners online. Nick Gillard deliberately created a single Jedi style and a separate style for Maul/Palpatine, because that's what makes logical sense. The magazine article took small bits of characterization like Yoda needing to compensate for a lack of reach and tried to make it into a new martial art, and then because of moronation they started randomly applying different aspects to people's styles that contradicted what they were doing on screen. Obi Wan was deliberately designed to have an overly aggressive style, and yet who got assigned the "+3 DEF" style?
The whole thing is really gay, it doesn't stand up to any thought, it misunderstands what different martial arts exist in the first place, it doesn't align to what we see on screen, and it takes interesting characterization and just turns everything into homosexual rock/paper/scissors nonsense. So for twenty years we've had morons typing 'muh vaapad!'
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Obi Wan was deliberately designed to have an overly aggressive style, and yet who got assigned the "+3 DEF" style?
No he doesn't? If you look back at his fight against count dooku, obi is always on the Backfoot
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, he does. Gillard talked about it constantly in interviews when the prequels were being released. There is an aggressive flaw in the Qui-Gon/Kenobi/Anakin line, which he kept extremely similar before some magazine intern decided they all had three different styles. That happens all the time you know, you apprentice yourself to a kung fu master and come out a karate master, and then your apprentice somehow masters muay thai.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That might have applied to episode 1 and 2 but it was definitely gone by 3
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, the coordinator didn't toss out his entire system that Ewan and Hayden spent hundreds of man hours learning in favor of some vague and poorly understood magazine article written by an intern after filming had wrapped. There is a Jedi style, there were levels of skill associated to that style, he implemented an aggressive fault into the Jinn-Kenobi-Skywalker lineage that he didn't give Windu.
But the guy with the aggressive fault became +3 DEF guy and the one guy without it gets to be the super aggressive muh donut steel dark side kewl kewl naruto runner guy. Forms are nonsensical bullshit, they've always been nonsensical bullshit, but at this point they've taken on a life of their own because they've been repeated so many times by people online who want to reduce any and all versus debates to "muh vaapad scissors beat your paper", the whole thing is incredibly gay.
"There's a line of training through Darth Tyranus and Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Anakin. You can follow that line, and there's an aggressive fault in that line. Mace isn't of that line, and that allows you to give him unique talents."
Yet somehow from Yoda to Dooku to Jinn to Kenobi to Anakin, each time the apprentice somehow mastered a style their master wasn't actually using, and somehow the aggressive guy became mister defense and the one guy without it became mister aggression, in contradiction of anything ever seen on screen. Its 85 IQ fanon that got memed to life during the enshittening of Star Wars.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know what new form of autism this is, but it's not worth it
5 months ago
Anonymous
Its called "being born before 2005" and "being correct", two things tablet zoomers have no familiarity with. Unironically you should get off this website before your brain is fried forever and you're stuck thinking everything is "autism" or some other buzzword for the rest of your life. You can't go through the world unable to think or speak except in gay memes.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I was born in 1996
5 months ago
Anonymous
Jesus, 27 years and still stuck in the feigned indifference phase? Damn.
Why does Ahsoka looks so cute in regular clothes?
With the right artist she just generally looks cute in anything, or nothing. She's got a good character design.
>non canon earth wear
I can't fap to this
Nothing really identifies it as earth wear, and I'm sure similar environments and similar species will produce similar clothing over time. It doesn't really bother me, same as the Coruscant diner, its one of those things you only recognize because you're on Earth and watching a movie, but it shouldn't stand out anymore than everyone speaking English. And besides it shows their feet.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm in the you're an insufferable phaggot phase
5 months ago
Anonymous
You can say "homosexual" on Cinemaphile, its okay. I can tell you'll be getting called a homosexual a lot during your stay here.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I've been here since 2010
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well maybe if you stick around you won't seem so gaygish and moronic by 2040. I'm rooting for you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Except they clearly explained in an eu source book that Anakins form v is a derivative of Obi's form 3 with the notable difference of having more counter attacks.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>in an eu source book
Yes, someone came in after the fact and tried to rehab a stupid idea by bolting stupid explanations onto it. It's the hallmark of shitty ideas introduced to IPs with heavy continuity, and its something you see in comics a lot too, some really gay thing gets introduced and people have to spend the next several years elaborating and retconning and reframing to try and massage it into something a little less gay and moronic. Regardless, they failed, because "something something derivative!" doesn't solve any one of the dozens of problems with it, and the idea of a style "having more counter attacks" is just more video game shit. Quick, equip form V, +5 counter attack!
It's just fricking gay.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You see this already with a lot of sequel shit. The whole point of The Mandalorian seems to be to make Snoke and the First Order less stupid.
I don't think sex was off the table, so long as it was just scratching an itch. I think it was trying to breed and finding a consistent partner that was frowned upon. You know, Jedi bawds would probably thrive in the hook up culture. Meaningless smashing. I mean think about it, lust and horniness being released into the Force? Doesn't sound like a Jedi thing to do, they probably dealt with it in the physical ways to not taint the mojo.
While she definitely prefers Obi-wan, I always thought her and Anakin could have some incredible hatesex. I read a fanfiction recently where Asajj wins on Yavin 4 and rapes Anakin while he's semi-conscious and he's picturing Padme.
Yeah, she had hair when she was a padawan and she let it grow back during Dark Disciple.
While she definitely prefers Obi-wan, I always thought her and Anakin could have some incredible hatesex. I read a fanfiction recently where Asajj wins on Yavin 4 and rapes Anakin while he's semi-conscious and he's picturing Padme.
reminder that ventress has a sex dungeon in the EU and trapped Obi-Wan there once
I think she is the type of person who isnt lesbian at all and is only attracter to men, but mindbreaks female jedi (specifically padawans) by forcing them to eat her out, as some form of dominance
I think the biggest reason why the new SW material is so uninspired and rehashy is because none of the writers know how to push into the ST era. It's so shitty that there's basically nothing there worth exploring, narratively. They're all collectively spinning their wheels in the OT era (or just after Endor time) and nostalgiabaiting in the PT era.
That's because there's nothing worth pushing into the ST era for. What the hell is left to write for? A shitty anticlimatic ending ruined by corporate meddling and three different directorial views (and Kathleen Kennedy's purple hair wank)? A bunch of shit that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever because apparently the New Republic was fine with letting the Imperial remnants build even bigger super weapons and pretending it would never be a problem again? They fricked up. They straight fricked up the sequels, the best possible thing they could do is retcon them and start over. You can see where they tried to glob on whatever bits of the EU that made sense: Extra galactic aliens, rogue Imperials, Jace-I mean Kylo- I mean BEN falling to the dark side, a fricking Palpatine clone, etc. It just made a huge confused mess. Creatively speaking Star Wars is at a dead end. There's nowhere to take it that feels like Star Wars anymore. The LAST Jedi pretty much sums it up. It's done. The only thing left for them to try and do is cram filler in the empty spaces of a declining franchise that will end up being meaningless and pandering to nostalgia.
>Isn't the new line of Movies gonna be about Rey's Academy?
Just the main post-sequel trilogy. Otherwise, we get Taika Waititi's Star Wars movie (probably about the Yuuzhan Vong), Mandalorian+Boba Fett+Ahsoka vs. Thrawn by Filoni and Favreau, and The Dawn of the Jedi by James Mangold. Ah, and probably Lando by Childish Gambino after all of those.
Even though Barriss was right and her speech was on point, I'll never forgive them for that moronic twist. They could have had their box checking in a way that actually had some fan support and story behind it.
Leave Barriss alive, have her not frame Ahsoka. You could even have her carry out the attack, but have Ahsoka blamed for it unwittingly, and Barriss legitimately trying to help her friend out of the jackpot she landed her in. Barriss WAS right, she just went about it in an ill advised way, that story was undercut by having her do a mustache twirler heel turn like that. Anyways, it would have left the characters intact, you could have had a reunion and a LGBT romance down the line that actually had some history and fan support behind it. If you're going to do it anyways, that would have been better.
>you could have had a reunion and a LGBT romance down the line that actually had some history and fan support behind it. If you're going to do it anyways, that would have been better.
This would've been based but you know it wouldn't have happened back then
Unfortunately most of my library of orange feet has her scissoring with her sister Jedi and can't be posted on a Christian blue board. But yes, I agree, Ahsoka feet.
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Ahsoka feet...
They aren't Ahsoka's, but this is a pair of Togruta feet.
In addition to the out of nowhere terrorism and super villainy, I hate that Filoni left Barriss' fate ambiguous for decades. Was she actually executed, join the Inquisitors or get banished to a deserted planet for the entire Imperial era?
You can blame a car crash for why Mark Hamil got uglier. Then he just completely let himself go with smoking & probably lots of drugs. Wasting his younger years away. The only cute Star Wars boys we've gotten since were Ezra & not Lio.
Was it ever confirmed one way or the other if Anakin really was fathered by the Force, or if the whole "there is no father" thing was Shmi trying to shield her son from the fact that he was a rapebaby?
The original script of RotS had Palpatine tell Anakin that he created him with the Force. It was meant to reflect the “I am your father” scene from Empire, but they left it out of the final cut.
>midichlorians >anakin is introduced as a kid >political worldbuilding that should be mostly relegated to the intro text and novels/tv shows >the clone wars happens mostly outside of the movies >the phantom menace advances so little of the story you can skip it >Sidious' plans are convoluted and don't make much sense if you think too much about it
I think it was still pretty clearly implied in the finished movie when Palpatine reveals that Plagueis learned to "influence the midichlorians to create life"
>Palpatine was unable to master it before he killed Plagueis.
Why didn't he wait?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know. I guess the night he killed Plagueis was the best chance he had to actually murder him.
5 months ago
Anonymous
If he waited further, Plaguies would heal completely and as he was the more powerful one...he would b***hsmaked Palps if he tried anything funny.
Frick, if he didn't drink him into a stupor, the muun would still (with effort) kill him.
Plagueis could, as his mastery was that of Sith alchemy, but Palpatine was unable to master it before he killed Plagueis.
Palpatine's speech about Plaguis in RotS always sounded to me like some bullshit he made up to mess with Anakin.
I never read the novel, but always struck me as really weird that Palpatine's incredibly powerful master was still hiding behind the scenes and doing nothing while Palpy had 2-3 apprentices, ruling the galaxy and on the verge of wiping out the Jedi.
Nothing but coomer-bait since she was created, probably by a weeb due to her name meaning "I see" in japanese (probably a pun on her design having freakishly huge goldfish eyes compared to the rest of the Togruta in Clone Wars).
Ahsoka is derived from Ashoka, an ancient Indian emperor famous for his role in the propagation of Buddhism. It doesn't mean "I see" in Japanese, though it's coincidentally similar to a phrase (ああ、そっか) that expresses agreement like the idiomatic "oh I see" in English
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Why isn't there more fanfiction where Ahsoka is Obi-Wan's padawan instead of Anakin's? Obi was the freshly minted Jedi Master whose padawan just became a knight while Anakin already had a reputation as a hothead.
Usually in fanfics the obi Wan padawan is for self inserts but there was a fic like that where ahsoka was obi1s padawan so the padawan for anakin could self insert and romance fix him.
it was surreal
Will always stick out like a sore thumb.
like a constant porno
She was a good friend
Star Wars Beach episode when?
Oof, poor anakin. Imagine going from looking like that to looking like a shriveled up grey nutsack
Why is she so sexual? What has Anakin been teaching her?
>Rey
>better than Ashoka
>better than anyone
This.
>Mary Sue
Stop using that word if you don't know what it actually means, moron. She had plenty of fricking flaws, and she constantly got her ass handed to her. She started off as a dipshit brat and matured as the show went on.
Stop using Mary Sue to describe female characters you dislike if they aren't Mary Sue's.
I do what I want because this is America. Also Barriss is the better girl. She's cuter and stronger than Asshoka.
Why choose between them?
tastes like terrorism
Who was the bigger failure of a master: Obi Wan, or Luminara?
Obi Wan failed for reasons mostly outside of his control.
Luminara left Barriss do die in Geonosis without bothering trying to save her, then let she plot her treason without noticing. She is pretty much everything wrong with the Jedi.
How did Luminara leave her to die? The excavation crew were digging them out. She was just mentally preparing that her and Ahsoka didn't survive, which was a strong possibility.
It has been a while since I watched it but I remember she just shrugged it off while Anakin was still trying to find them
Could Ahsoka ever forgive Barriss? Even after the Order fell and they ran into each other while on the run from the Empire? Or years later during the New Republic, could she put it behind her?
I mean, if she is able to remember Anakin fondly even after he murdered those younglings and destroyed a planet...
She was coping in the same way Obi Wan was, though: Anakin killed himself, mentally and emotionally, to become Darth Vader and so the Sith she was fighting was not the same person as the Anakin she remembered.
imagine sticking your wiener inthere
Sounds like heaven. They can snowball the load afterwards.
SMOOCH
good girls
>snowball the load
u wot
That means a male Padawan might ejaculate into Ahsoka's mouth, and Ashoka would begin open mouth kissing Barris, or they would alternate spitting into each other's mouth, effectively "sharing". This would canonically be done for the purpose of getting the other Padawan ready for another A2OGM heavy meditation session, to help with centering.
Bit gross, no?
Not at all, it's a very intimate act of body acceptance among adventurous Padawans that promotes kinship with your fellow Jedi and helps to clear the mind. It brings one closer to the living Force.
Gives me icks
No gun involved, this is a moment of fun relaxation and peace between Padawans after a grueling and sweaty training session. Ahsoka can smell Barris' sweat, and even buries her face in her green armpit, but it's okay, because it's her. It's all just part of nature and the living Force.
Anything involving coercion would obviously not be aligned with Jedi beliefs. All cooming should be kept canon compliant.
This is mid level coomposting, anon. We haven't even yet evolved to the idea of cumming inside one of them and having the other eat it out of her while getting fricked from behind.
Well I didn't explicitly say it, but that would be the natural destination
Taste like boys <3
to be fair Ray was better than Ashoka her standalone show
To be fair, the box office blows your argument out the water
>box office
>mattering
Boy howdy cant wait to watch the single greatest movie in the world, James Cameron's Avatar! After that I think I'll watch The Avengers and then the sequel to Avatar called Avatar: The Way of Water since theyre the best three movies to ever have been created! I mean after all those are the top three grossing films so surely that means theyre the best of the best right you fricking homosexual?
>Boy howdy cant wait to watch the single greatest movie in the world, James Cameron's Avatar! After that I think I'll watch The Avengers and then the sequel to Avatar called Avatar: The Way of Water
This but unironically, and except Avengers. 10 foot tall blue space cat pussy.
>the box office blows your argument out the water
By underperforming and being unable to recoup both the initial cost of Disney's acquisition of the franchise and the films' combined budget?
I don't get it can you explain it to me?
>Rey
>Better than Ahsoka
Lmao no. Switch their places.
Remember how every thread every anon had to keep explaining to you how your request made no sense? It still doesn't.
Why Rey sitting??
Honestly Rey is nice cut of frick meat
>Rey being better than ANYONE
I feel very sad for the artist that made this
Rey was fine as a concept, and Daisy was cute enough, they just wasted her and everyone else almost immediately. Poor girl never stood a chance.
It was a pity delivery after anon spammed the request for months in the drawthread. Everyone told him every single time they needed to be reversed because the request made no sense.
Reversing would have been good. Ahsoka on a seat of her own separate from Luke/Anakin but still better than Rey would have had some artsy fartsy meaning too.
LIPS
Brown
What color are Ahsoka's nipples? Blue? White? Darker orange?
Anyone got any good fapfic recs? Looking for fapsturbation, lesbian stuff, anal, bjs. You know, all the stuff we think of when we think of Ahsoka
Dark orange. Lips, nipples and, weirdly, buttholes tend to be the same or a similar colour.
"Empire to Claim" is a good fapfic. It's Vader going back to the Clone Wars and starting a harem.
sex
Mary Sue that we'll never be rid of because Filoni won't let her die or fade away from the story. No reason she should still be alive into the Sequel timeline.
>be rid of
We were so close, but then she magically tanked a shot from a anti fighter/vehicle weapon lol
Why is this giant lobster shooting rockets out of its dick hole?
best place for rockets really
I would have been fine if S7 aired at the time it should have and she died with Rex in the Venator crash from S7's finale
I would have also been able to dispell my disbelief for a little and said "okay, they survived the crash, that's fine, I don't believe she will survive the duel with Vader even after all those years of wandering the galaxy and strengthening her connection with the force" but FFS Filoni, we did not need time travel bullshit to be incorporated into SW just so you could keep her alive.
she should have stayed dead after that Rebels episode much like how Maul was finally given an ultimatum too.
I think after a certain period of time Filoni became too egocentric and wienery and thought that he could no wrong because after all, he wrote TCW and that was very widely accepted in a positive light so surely EVERYTHING he makes is good now, no? No.
Letting Vader kill her in the Rebels episode would have been the dramatically ideal time. Or maybe the Emperor does it while Vader stands there as a callback to Luke in ROTJ. But yeah, she grew on me as a character, but she's just over exposed and has anti-grown on me now.
It's simple: just ignore the stuff that came out after she died in the Rebels cartoon. That's what I do and it's worked out so far. Time travel is cringe
I've heard that the idea of her surviving Order 66 came from Lucas, and I'm sure keeping her around now is more of a corporate decision by Disney since she is the most popular character of the franchise in recent times, as in, I don't think Rey sells as much as Ahsoka.
Then have her show up in stories that take place between RotS and ANH. They didn’t need to keep her alive to do more shit with the character.
They already did that
They sort of do this with the Tales of the Jedi cartoon show, but she has to share the script with young Dooku and other stories about the Jedi in the pre-TCW period.
There also used to be a novel that was decanonized focusing on some of her adventures and travels around the galaxy.
The issue is context, ToTJ would have been a nice addition for Ahsoka-tent if it came out before Rebels S3-4, and before the Disney+ craze, when she was still not wholly oversaturated yet and Filoni didn't decide to retcon her death.
Cope.
Frick Filoni, literally cannot kill his favorite OCs to save his life, should have stopped bringing back people from the dead like Darth fricking Maul.
Maul being revived came straight from George, he wanted him to be the main villain of the ST
I'm starting to suspect that George started losing his marbles after 2005 considering the sheer number of bad decisions he made.
I'm starting to think you just can't appreciate kino when you see it.
Nose too small
I was utterly disappointed with the live action Ahsoka show. Not even Filoni himself knows what to with her or Star Wars in general.
He suffers from Ian Flynn Syndrome.
Works great when he is collabing with others/building off of others’ work. When he’s by himself? Starts going to the shitter
But then again, he was already starting to fall off before that so idk
DICK SUCKING LIPS
Everything with modern star wars has gone downhill in quality, they don't know what they are doing with the higherups. Mando was good until it wasn't, and it's obvious when they don't really know how to handle things or to do the ideas they want to do since hey are forced in a format.
>Works great when he is collabing with others/building off of others’ work.
but enough about George Lucas
I have my problems with George but there’s a difference between him and modern Star Wars creators.
At least he *tried*. And he was never bound by mandates that were made in hopes of making as much money with as little effort as possible.
And so, we got the prequels that ended up being loved anyway because they were made with quite a lot of love and care despite their flaws.
The sequels and shows were not made with love, only with greed, despite the efforts of a few to bring the love back. And that will still show in the years to come. They won’t be looked back at like the prequels were. Even Filoni, in the end, fell.
>he was never bound by mandates
Have you considered the creator now are getting brought down by this?
And Lucas was greedy, don't deny this. Not to the extent Disney is but there is clear commercialism in Star Wars even back in the 80's.
I don't think the sequels will ever be rediscovered as "hidden gems" like the prequels, but I'm sure some of the TV shows will get a long lasting following. I hate to say this but some of the stuff that came under Disney became my favorite things in this franchise, despite how much the sequels ruined the timeline for anything after RotJ.
> Have you considered the creator now are getting brought down by this?
I have considered this, but so much went wrong with Ahsoka I’m firm in the belief that Filoni has lost his touch. If it turns out that he was completely strangled by Disney execs then I will take back my words, however.
>George Lucas was greedy, don’t deny it.
I won’t deny it but there’s a huge difference between the average greed and then absolute head up your ass greed that has taken complete control of Disney.
Disney as a company was always greedy as well. But back then there was actually *love and thought* being put into projects. Today? Not a single thought other than how much money can they quickly make off of it. That’s the difference anon.
> I’m firm in the belief that Filoni has lost his touch
Forgot to add that I also have considered that Filoni also might just not be good at making compelling stories when he’s on his own at the helm.
Filoni isn't the best but I still think he is better than the sequel directors because he still cares about the franchise and understands it better than someone like Abrams.
I'm just tired of the hate cycle in this fandom, years ago Filoni was praised now I see the same attacks people did to Lucas years ago.
Idk what to tell you bro. I can’t be happy with what if he is doing if he doesn’t even seem to understand even his own characters anymore.
Just ignore it and pretend the Thrawn Trilogy’s still canon.
And that I do.
At the same time, still pretty glum. Not even the “all powerful, all good” Filoni could save this franchise. Ahsoka was such a huge disappointment.
No coherent writing. Just pure nostalgia bait almost as bad of a degree as it was in ROS.
Ahsoka herself was actually… okay I guess, but her having to get over the deaths of clones all over again was a stretch and just an excuse for nostalgia bait.
Sabine was always rebellious but holy frick Filoni… Girl got age regressed to an 8 year old.
Thrawn… that’s not Thrawn. Gotta be some other Chiss dude pretending to be Thrawn that’s just like any other incompetent imperial officer.
And I can’t bother to bring anything else up because I’ve forgotten everything because the show is just that forgettable.
Ahsoka and Anakin fighting was cool but again, it’s nostalgia bait.
Best character was Baylan who fricked off for most of the show, actor is now dead.
Shin is hot.
Thrawn's biggest problem was that he was fighting invincible gods, so the most he can do is delay them so he could barely escape in the end.
Things are going to get ugly when he only has wildly incompetent New Republic mooks opposing him.
>Thrawn could have moved the Chimera a little further away from the temple.
>Thrawn could have destroyed the entrance to the temple way before Ahsoka and the others arrived. Instead he destroyed the entire fricking thing later on which clearly pissed off the nightsisters, who were already probably using Thrawn for their own end goals.
>Thrawn could have idk… CLOSED ALL THE FRICKING BLASTDOORS IN THE TEMPLE? Do you know how much time that could've bought him?
>Sacrifices a frick ton of troops outside air the temple after saying that he wanted to conserve resources.
>Sacrificed a frick ton of troops and a powerful night sister after failing to take the basic measures I mentioned that even a moron like myself would have done.
>Why the frick are his TIE fight pilots so moronic? In universe his command is no longer competent enough and out of universe it’s stupid plot shit.
>Could have not sent anyone outside of the temple including Balyon and Shin who he knew they were not to be fully trusted. Could have kept everyone in for defense and therefore eliminating the risk of major loses due to protags having the advantage out in the wilderness. His whole shtick is that the Jedi, especially Ahsoka, are too unpredictable. He then throws his troops and his two dark jedi out into the great unknown. Wow!
>Thrawn somehow doesn’t notice that troops go missing onboard the Chimera after it jumps and that an unauthorized takeoff from a SHUTTLE (not a simple TIE fighter, a whole fricking shuttle) occurred.
I’m a complete moron but there were multiple ways, probably including some that I haven’t thought of at the moment, that Thrawn could’ve gotten away completely unscathed just about without wasting so much resources.
My headcanon now is that Thrawn became a delusional old man during his exile on that planet because holy crap.
Filoni completely fricked the pooch with Thrawn
>Filoni completely fricked the pooch with Thrawn
I don't get it. I enjoyed Thrawn in the cartoon (never read the books) but he got such a downgrade here.
Really, EVERYONE got downgraded in their character except maybe for Ezra. How did this happen?
Kathleen Kennedy
I don't have a lot of fondness for Filoni, but many of Ahsoka's problems stem from their goals with Disney Plus and Star Wars in general as much as a dry creative well. Very little happens in the show because it's just there to continue to buy time until the next thing that will show up to buy time. Book of Boba Fett and The Mandalorian's third season (and its second season to a lesser extent) have the same issues. It's possible to tell a satisfying story in a season that also builds toward the next story, but they don't seem to know how. Most serialized TV struggles with this, but in the case of Star Wars it's even more egregious because of their insistence on making the shows interconnected for the sake of a Filoni-gasm.
Unless Filoni was constantly overseeing every detail from casting to effects to stories, I can't put all the blame on him. There's so many things wrong with Disney+ Star Wars shows alone.
Soft, squeezable lekku.
Add suckable to the list
How would the reaction be if they really posted this. Also how many does she get? It looks like she’s wearing it over pants too
The best pic is the bottom left. The most clear and odd it does look like she has undies over pants
I swear you nulads know nothing about stockings
So she wears it over them
stockings are sheer. They're see through. You're just seeing her undies through the stockings
Sill hot and funny they really did that. One anon posted an edit of what characters said about her.half the fans would think it’s odd and the other would say they have balls if the official account really posted that
Why couldn't they just pair them in canon? They're perfect together.
Because Barriss bombed her home and left her to take the fall. Why did it have to be Ahsoka? Barriss could have picked anyone in the temple. Does the Dark Side compel you to choose the most painful betrayals whenever possible?
I think it was a deliberate self punishment on her part. Barriss fell to the darkside but still feels guilty about doing what she was doing so sacrificing her own best friend is was to make herself suffer along with the people getting hurt.
The dark side makes you turn evil without any actual character development for it.
I'm still pissed they did this to her. It's Sequel-tier character assassination.
>Ahsoka leaves the order
>Anakin walks back into the council chambers
>"This is unforgivable. You know what, I'm out too. I quit. I'm going back to my pregnant wife, we're leaving for Naboo, and I will kill any Jedi who comes to take my child back to the Temple."
Does this spoil Palpatine's plans or accelerate them?
Doesn't affect it at all. Anakin wasn't necessary for anything Palpatine had planned. He was just a bonus.
>Does this spoil Palpatine's plans or accelerate them?
The Jedi and the Republic were pretty much doomed the moment Palpatine was granted emergency powers. He could have initiated Order 66 right then and there and it would have made little to no difference. He was just biding his time.
Assuming the rest of the Clone Wars generally proceeds on the same trajectory, Palpatine initiates Order 66 while Anakin is too busy wienerslamming Padme into labor in the Lake Country, resulting in them being spared from the initial massacre, but also being completely unable to do anything to actually stop it.
So now you've got the Chosen One with a pair of newborns and a wife still confined to the childbed, stuck in the middle of nowhere, having been completely MIA at the hour he was needed most and now the long night has begun, dark and full of terrors.
What does he do?
He runs with Padme and the kids to the most obscure non-Tattooine outer rim planet he can find and lays low until the inevitable day when the Inquisitors find him by sheer coincidence somehow, and then the Rebellion gets two more kids in the daycare
The rebellion & the jedi in general are gonna have a much easier time fighting back without Vader leading the charge to slaughter them. Even just the jedi that escape Order 66 are gonna survive much much longer without Vader. I like Anakin's odds of becoming a leader in the rebellion & defeating the emperor easily now that he has a family to fight for with no order holding him back.
There's a fan fiction that I read a long time ago that kinda/sorta uses that premise.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2625104/1/Hidden
I don't have any Star Wars pics so here, have IRL Geonosis aka 29 Palms instead
Fanficbro, got any ones where Obi-Wan learns about Anakin killing those sand people? Either in time or not in time to stop it, doesn't really matter.
There is one that I can think of, but it's not the focus
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9535587/16/Into-the-Archives
It doesn't affect Palpatine's plans at all because he's focusing solving the CIS.
For Palpatine to create the empire he'd need the CIS to be defeated. It's highly improbable for him to become emperor while somehow convincing the CIS to stop fighting and join an even more restrictive government than the one they were fighting against. And of course Dooku could betray him and make the CIS a separate empire.
Imagine if Dooku actually did betray Palpatine and fought to win the war for real instead of just bleeding out both sides.
From the last thread
Kek. How tempted was Anakin to rail his exotic, teenage, alien padawan?
There's a 0% chance that Anakin would ever betray his vows to Padme unless she personally and explicitly ordered him to.
>During a particularly steamy holo-call where each of them make the other do something dirty, Padme tells Anakin to frick Ahsoka and record it for her.
Oh, holy shit! Someone actually delivered?! I was the one who requested it. Fukin' saved. Thanks, whoever made this!
The ripped tights are such a nice touch.
Why are Togruta women so shameless?
They wear so little back home and have no nudity taboo
I get that reference.
Made for Jabba
>this is a convenient outfit for a Jedi
Uh, easier to move in?
Easier to seduce innocent padawans
>your Master babbles about some Jedi nonsense
>Aayla notices you and starts doing this gesture in your direction behind your Master’s back
Wyd?
I will begin reciting the code in my head
If my master is female i ask.
>Master...what does <i do the blowjob gesture> means?
why dont all the jedi chicks dress like that then?
Twi'leks are literally made to be bawds.
Convenient for tit-fricking.
How has Aayla not been punished for inviting padawans to her room while she's naked? What a pervert.
Do you think she uses teasing during self-control as part of training
>You are handstanding while levitating three huge ass boulders with the Force
>”clear your mind, dont let anything ruin your focus”
>she says it while fully naked
>she starts pouring body oil on her breasts
>”temporary emotions cannot distract you”
>she stands up turns around and spreads her ass cheeks in front of you
>”urges cannot control you, you are a Jedi, you must be in full control of yourself”
>you give in and jump on her
>”no, padawan, you are giving in to your temptations” she says as she pulls out your wiener
>you start to mating press her
>”you failed to clear the urges from your mind, padawan” she moans as she pulls you onto her
>locks her legs around your waist when you are about to cum, forcing you to cum inside her
>”I expected more from you, padawan, you gave in so easily”
You disappointed Master Secura. Was it really worth it?
>Was it really worth it?
100%. In fact, l'll do it again.
That little blue bawd knew exactly what she was doing.
>I lean forward and spear my tongue up her ass, feeling it clench around me.
>Oh, padawan. How disappointing. Has my ass tempted you so much you give in to your basest desires?
>I answer by slurping and licking her hole.
>She tut as she allows my ass eating.
>Very well, young one. We'll try again once you finish up.
Sorry anon, it is canon that blue Twi'leks (somehow) have pink nipples.
Officially licensed does not mean canon
>How has Aayla not been punished for inviting padawans to her room while she's naked?
Because Shaak Ti is in charge of the disciplinary committee. The inmates are running the asylum
Female MMA fighters have tops similar to that.
Got any drawing requests?
how nsfw are you willing to get?
Pretty far
Depa and Aayla taking a shower in the locker room, and Aayla has a jealous look on her face looking at Depa’s thick Indian bush
Delivery here.
https://files.catbox.moe/unncqt.png
Poor Aayla wishes she wasn't hairless.
Based but also cringe because men of taste know that lekku > pubes
that's a tough call, coach
Ahsoka giving a very judging look
Ahsoka and Barris going ATM, the male can be an anon or whatever character you want as long as it's not an ugly bastard or futa
seconding, with the guy being Anakin
Delivery here
https://files.catbox.moe/ttwb6g.png
nice
Shaak Ti realizing she doesn't have hair.
Shaak Ti doing the oh these? meme but with lekku
Anything involving Shaak-Ti
Shaak-Ti nursing her padawan on a sofa while giving him a handy-J under his robes. Maybe saying, "Ara, ara..."
king arthur but with annakin as arthur and palpatine as merlin
Are we talking historically accurate king arthur or type moon king arthur?
Cougar Ahsoka teaching Luke how to handle his meatsaber.
A completely nude and properly pregnant with twins https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=9825695&name=pregnant-nurse-carmen-8 Padme and Anakin fricking cowgirl-style
Do they have to be Star Wars-related?
Aayla trying to lure plucky pubescent Jedi padawans into the Jedi Temple saunas and hot tubs and being stopped by other Jedi Masters like Mace Windu and Yoda
Shaak-Ti walking in on a bunch of Youngling Padawans, and posing like Quagmire saying, "dear diary, Jackpot!"
She's cute
As stupid as Barriss going terrorist was, she did turn out to be completely right.
The fact that the Jedi Order was willing to expel one of their own to let her be tried and executed by the Republic based on circumstantial evidence shows she was right that they had lost their way.
Ok but why bomb the Jedi instead of the Senate or the corpos or anyone else who was the real root cause of the corruption?
I got a few old one I can share
https://files.catbox.moe/cul8ug.png
wew
looks great
I might be up for drawing more of her today, after I get back. Hope the thread is still up by then.
Stick to your general, mousecuck.
>your Master sentences you to military duty as punishment for disobedience
>for a week at the end of the day, you have to look after the needs of the new all female clone unit, who were cloned after a Chalactan huntress instead of Jango
what happens exactly in their quarters while you are there?
>they make you eat their post-battle unwashed asses and pass you around and use you as a human dildo
Truly a harsh punishment.
big togrus
While we wait for fresh (possible) stuff here's something from a drawgay from a while ago.
How do we feel about Star Wars OCs?
My wife.
What the FRICK was his problem?
The Jedi (and therefore the Republic) saved him from jungle hell. Therefore, he is fanatically (and blindly) loyal to the Jedi (and the Republic).
He's a lot like Anakin, just with a different focus.
What would have happened if Anakin was Windu's padawan?
Interesting question. I don't think they ever could have come to an understanding, the gulf between their priorities (personal vs galactic) was simply too great, and while Anakin is aware of his flaws to some degree, since they clash with Jedi teachings, Mace appears willfully blind to his.
Does he get the n-word pass? Does he become resentful of the jedi all the sooner?
>Does he get the n-word pass?
The dark side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural...
Is it possible to learn such abilities?
Not from a Jedi.
>when you hit em with the hard R
Do we know where Bultar Swan is from? Is there a planet of sexy, space Asians?
god damn, it's eating those panties
>Is there a planet of sexy, space Asians?
I hope so.
Is Aphra from that same planet?
She was born on Kuat in Legends.
Has orange boobs
Are there any other female padawans in Ahsoka's age range aside from Barriss? Asking for completely non-lewd reasons of course.
Barriss is as old as Anakin. Ahsoka was already pretty young for a Padawan, which is why she was referred to as a Youngling in the movie. Anakin was also pretty young for a Jedi Knight.
>Ahsoka was already pretty young for a Padawan
I think it was also implied that the war made jedi fast track the youngling->padawan pipeline to give knights help and to fill out Commander positions.
>Barriss is as old as Anakin
Yeah and that's why every council Master in episode 3 think he's being an entitled brat for wanting to get promoted after only 3 years of knighthood.
Anakin bratted out at his lack of promotion because he was still butthurt at how his only lack of quals came from Ahsoka getting the boot, and this same frickup was the only thing standing in the way of the Masters-only section of the archives that he hoped contained the secrets for saving Padme.
How old would Ashla have been by ROTS?
>fingering the trigger while pointing the business end at her face.
I think she was doomed no matter what.
Have they ever drawn other togrutas with that weird neck?
Kalifa (but they immediately massacred my girl)
Bene was Ahsoka's age before she Anakin choked her out. Her and Ashla were 2 of the padawans in the lego yoda adventures cartoon.
We don't know what rank she was, but I choose to believe Finn Etray was between Ahsoka and Anakin's ages just to round out some younger jedi girls.
I'm upset we never saw these two fight.
Galen was pretty moronic
Star Wars is not an anime.
Star Wars is literally space samurai.
Why? You already know EXACTLY how it will play out. What is the fricking point?
>You know how it will play out
not him but the fact that they will frick and even bicker to not cum by sheer discipline is hilarious
Ahsoka will have much more experience than Starkiller would so I imagine she would dominate over time.
Starkiller will always be the coolest.
Was Sheev actually beaten by Windu when Anakin walked in or was he merely pretending?
>no Echani tomboy master who follows Echani tradition and has fully naked sparring sessions with you
>the sparring is sex
>the sex is sparring
>echani tomboy leglock
>headlock impregnation
h-how does that work?
you lay on your sides then you put her in a rear naked choke. idk, i didn't think it out.
>Aayla hugs you and brings you face into her soft, blue breasts.
>you are taking an afternoon nap
>you wake up to Aayla sitting on your face
>”oopsie my bad, didnt saw you, padawan,hihihi”
wyd
Have a blueberry snack I guess.
Master Shaak Ti just caught you peeping on her while she was taking a shower. How do you make up for her?
>how do you make up for it?
stand-and-carry under the shower
Cook her favorite dinner.
Alright, back and ready for work
anakin as john conner?
>ywn have a friendly padawan rivalry turn into a forbidden relationship with a cute Chalactan jedi
>nose ring
into the sarlaac pit
https://files.catbox.moe/uw6m02.png
Very nice. Wonder where Ahsoka got that lightsaber.
>lightsaber erectile dysfunction.
a double ended lightsaber to share with Barriss would be great, though.
I bet she meditates fully naked.
thick Indian bush
Indian women are hot
I love how much popularity Depa has has gained. She's hot as hell and probably seduces shota padawans.
The Anakin/Padme/Ahsoka threesome coomposts are hot but it also feels weirdly guilty, like an actual corruption.
no, it's pure. it's only natural for a woman to desire to share her husband.
Remember Ahsoka was originally even younger
Remember: Shortly after her introduction, Ahsoka was going to give the whole audience a panty-shot.
What did Lucas mean by this?
I'm glad Filonis waifuism stopped this.
Am I just a massive pervert or do I see a little triangle where her underwear is?
Unintentional Project A-Ko reference?
No, that happened in Season 7, with this lucky clone trooper.
Ahsoka a cute. CUTE!!
How can you have an unintentional reference?
I want to know why they changed the face markings
Looked too much like a clown?
This is what we got instead.
What is going through that pilot's mind here?
>Gonna try to lose them in that crater
I bet those are some nice, round, supple tangerine glutes hidden under that skirt...
WHAT were they thinking??
Kel-dor designs are so cool.
I love gas mask aliens.
I thought for sure this was character was fanfiction when I first heard
Sha Koon has surprisingly nice breasts. You wouldn't think Kel-dor would have breasts at all.
how'd they get away with naming a dude Koon? i thought calling the black guy Mace was fricked up, but that's like calling someone israelite-ku do
Get a grip
If you're gonna send off the invisible woman you want to have a tasteful tiddy shot?
Ashoka clearly is disappointed how small her boobs are compared to that
Do you think well-endowed Aayla made her insecure?
is paizuri part of the Jedi training ?
Are their head tentacles soft or there is skull there?
Soft but firm, like a long breast
Probably a bit, but since Ahsoka has spent most of her childhood and adolescent/teenage years as a wartime general, she never had time to really explore her sexuality. She oftentimes seems clumsy and confused when boys take interest in her. She has learned yet how to use her feminine sexuality to, well, manipulate men, for lack of a better word. Even if she had big boobs, she wouldn't know how to "use" them. Ahsoka needs to learn how to be sexy.
>She has learned yet
She has NOT learned yet*
Togruta>mirulan>twi'lek
>Grow up as a child soldier on the front lines
>Only experiences with sex are wartime rape, prostitution, marital problems, and other extreme negativity since Jedi don't support healthy home environments or how to sustain positive intimate relationships
How many of these Jedi became fixated on the clones because they're the only positive exposure they had to men in their peer groups who weren't pseudo-family?
A ton of female padawans were probably schlicking to their clone commanders, fantasizing about them coming into their quarters and fricking the shit out of them.
Is Ahsoka/Rex better than Ahsoka/Anakin?
Yes. While Jedi are allowed to have sex, and while Jedi sending preteen Ahsoka into war shows they have a very different idea about age than we do, I still think Master/Padawan mingling like that would be strictly forbidden. Anakin/Ahsoka is just unrestrained cooming, but Ahsoka/Rex is something that could actually happen, even though I don't personally favor the ship. Canon cooming will always be superior.
You mean like a genderswapped mirror of Anakin's and Padme's romance?
Also, all those stories would end with their clone bfs shooting them in the back.
Why didnt Anakin meditate to find out if Obi Wan actually died or not?
Anakin is erratic and puts his feelings first before logic to resolve issues when it comes to someone close to him, he wasn't thinking straight.
He was extremely mad at Obi Wan when he found out he was alive, and threatened the council for having organised the whole thing
what am I looking at here exactly?
She was a good friend.
>ywn be tagged teamed by Masters Gallia and Allie in an incestuous threesome.
It's not fricking fair. I want them to plant those black pussies straight onto my face.
Who is freakier in bed?
I'd guess Stass Allie. Gallia seems to uptight to let loose easily. Stass will let a padawan creampie her and then suck them hard again.
Definitely would let them stick it in her ass and then suck on it
What was the point of 2 identical characters again?
iirc actress change then Lucas’ autism to make it a different character
Did Anakin ever have a situation like mistakenly crawling into bed with one of Padme's handmaidens because he thought she was her? I know the handmaidens rotate pretending to be Padme while she sleeps, and it's not like Anakin didn't regularly make unexpected visits regardless of the schedule.
>fanfic following Anakins bastard lovechild from one of Pademe's handmaidens.
"There is another... and another... and... another skywalker..."
My sides are in orbit, I can't even right now haha
>Padme, how do we hide your pregnancy? People aren't stupid. You can't just throw a fake belly on Sabe and expect your colleagues to be fooled! That's madness! Half of the women in that building have already had children, they won't buy it for a second, let alone for nine karking months!
>
>Calm down, Ani. I think I know a way...
The idea that Padme could hide a pregnancy by wearing "heavier dresses" is secretly the dumbest thing George has ever written and it's weird how it hasn't become a meme like all the other dumb shit from the PT that wasn't nearly as dumb as this.
... You're kidding me right? How do you think all these pregnant teenagers manage to hide long enough to give birth and then dumpster slam their babies without anyone noticing?
A girl who "hid" a pregnancy with baggy clothing was actually hiding from no one because this is something you'd only be able to get away with if there was absolutely nobody in your life who gave a single shit about you in the first place. Sadly that happens.
A woman wearing tight fitting clothing and generally deliberately framing her baby bump doesn't really make your point.
Redline that image, anon. Draw me what clothes would look like that could hide a baby bump as the woman actually started approaching her full term. There's no way to hide that without wearing something so ridiculous it's plainly obvious that you're trying to hide something. Anyone who seems to fall for the lie is merely humoring you.
Shitty negligent parents?
Well that helps, but not every neglectful parent is shitty. Work sucks up a lot of time, especially when money is tight. I rarely saw my mom growing up but I knew she loved me and was doing her best for me. My dad, I got to see more often because he worked different hours but I rarely got to spend time with him either. It sucked but I knew they loved me despite the absence. That being said, I think my dad would have noticed if I was pregnant if I was a girl. Might of done it himself heyoooo
It works in real life, but not with someone as petite as Padme, and definitely not with twins.
Yeah, Anakin goes to visit Padme but it's Sabe in her bed.
Anakin and Sabe's relationship is pretty funny.
Isn't it sad the Ahsoka Trainer is old and finished? I feel like the game could use a reboot with some more characters.
pester the creator at F95, if Milfy city was finished as Four elements trainer, why not?
>pester the creator at F95
This doesn't actually work. Creators don't hang out in F95. F95's comment section is pure cancer because of this misconception.
Why be a jedi knight when the service corps offer less supervision and more fulfillment than be a warrior for a corrupt government?
>tfw no force sensitive Agricorps cutie to bring in the harvest with.
For me, it's wild "we're-charting-a-new-hyperspace-route-and-flying-blind-with-the-force-and-we-have-a-60%-chance-of-dying" exploration corps sex
I always pictured the Jedi Academy as being like the Olympic Village - you've got the best and brightest from a thousand worlds, everyone's excited as hell to be there and there's a lot of tension, of course everyone's going to be sneaking off into the bushes and fricking! That, and most of the species there are probably going to be pretty fit/toned from all the physical training going on (with a few exceptions, obviously).
for me it’s “it’s just a bruise but I better check everything so undress, and I will start with your wiener ;3” sex with a cute force sensitive xeno nurse from the Med Corps
why the trek deltas?
Reason most jedi don't want to be in the service corps is because they're viewed as relatively insignificant and crappy jobs that are for students who flunked out.
Jedi or Sith master?
Chris Chan cosplayed Ahsoka yesterday at the Animate convention.
>no medallion
I thought he was in prison
He got out of jail a while ago. Wasn't sentenced to prison.
>I had reach, she had flexibility.
is a shit character and a blatant creator's pet of Dave "The Hack" gayoni
I need to jerk off
Masturbation is not the Jedi way.
Yeah that's why the female masters are there. Don't hurt their feelings by wasting your seed into a napkin.
>I'm no Jedi
You interrupt Shaak Ti and Aaylas special mediation and they give you this look, what do?
Wholesome
How is NTRing Padme wholesome?
xeno pussy > human pussy
>implying padme wasn't onboard with this
>implying padme wasn't the who actually pushed this dyamic between padawan and master
Padme was a known groomer on Naboo
Padme has always enjoyed sharing Anakin with her friends.
POV it’s Friday September 16 2011, Cartoon Network is doing a biggest night of action event for season premiers including young justice the episode with awesome fan service, and the season premier of the clone wars complete with a fan premier with actors present and cool promo bumpers. Life is cool
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I wonder why they stopped events like this. There has to be more footage of ones like this out there. The yj one is pretty good too. They even show the shot in one bumper
They stopped that block in 2012 but it looks fun. They'd need to move the schedule around. Also that yj cheshire bumper scene awesome
>Get into a fight with a tomboy rival padawan.
>you get assigned kitchen duty for
week as punishment.
>She mockingly says you'd make a much better cook than a jedi.
>Decide to get a little payback by perking off into her meal.
>watch her eat every bite, practically licking the plate.
>She laughs,"That was surprisingly good. See, Anon. I told you you'd make a better cook than a jedi. I look forward to a week of you making my food."
>You tell her you'll enjoy preparing it.
Just IMAGINE being Anakin, lying back and trying to comprehend what's going on as Padme forces Ahsoka's eager lipa down on your wiener and reminds her to say "Thank you, Master" as she does.
Ahsoka + Padme
Unironically what did Shaak Ti mean by this?
No idea, they're allowed to have sex, nobody needs to sneak
I dont think a Jedi Council member having an ongoing affair with a Padawan is something the other Masters would tolerate tho
Obviously they need more padadicky in their lives then.
Kid Fisto definitely had a stream on padawan girls coming into his quarters and leaving disheveled and sweatsoaked.
Do nautolan's head tails work like lekku? Can you make them cum by fondling them?
Apparently they aren't. They're call head tendrils, but they are pretty sensitive so you probably could make a girl cum from squeezing and massaging them.
>Multiple padawans getting off on fricking themselves with Master Fisto's head tendrils while the head b***h rides his slimy amphibian wiener
Based Kit Fisto. Banging mature jedi hotties and cute padawans.
Is that why he's got a shit eating grin all the time?
He loves his job & all his pupils.
You wouldn't be allowed to sleep with YOUR Padawan obviously, but others possibly. They sent Ahsoka to an active war zone when she was 12-14, and even had her leading combat missions. Age is looked at differently there.
>Hey Anakin, you were a slave, right? Good. You'll be able to sell this. We need to pretend to be a slaver. Act like you're trying to auction your 15 year old padawan off as a pleasure slave. Your job is to get close to the slaver queen and do *anything* to make sure she's satisfied. Shouldn't be a problem, right? I mean, it's not like you've got any other women in your life haha
It's literally a miracle Anakin didn't fall to the Dark Side on the spot
Alien Master and Human Padawan is the best pairing
Master Depa Billaba meditating on the shore. Do you join her?
One of my earliest faps was imagining getting raped by Alora from Jedi Academy
Y'all people are sexualizing underage female characters, what the heck is wrong with you??? Neither Lucas not Filoni created them for the reason of adult men jerking off to them, you need therapy asap.
Wrong.
This is pretty mid-tier compared to the pedoshit you see on Cinemaphile (pregnant Anne Frank threads), Cinemaphile (dicky threads), /misc/ (age of consent bad threads), or /b/ (literal CP threads)
>Y'all people are sexualizing underage female characters
not me, I only sexualize characters like Aayla, Shaak Ti and Depa
you forgot Luminara
do you think Luminara gets nervous when she is showering and hears Aayla and Shaak Ti enter the locker room? you know, because they tend to bully her by fingering her soapy pussy and butthole against her will
Filoni is debatable but Lucas is dead wrong
Pretty sure kids and teens have needs too
well I always assumed Ahsoka was dressing that way because the target audience was 13-14 year old boys
I think lot of people ship Ahsoka with Anakin to this day because back in the day TCW was running, Ahsoka was their Cinemaphilefu while self-inserting as Ahsoka (its another story by the end of TCW Anakin was 22 and Ahsoka was nearly 18, which makes it normal)
>while self-inserting as Ahsoka
*as Anakin
>and Ahsoka was nearly 18, which makes it normal
She was only 17 then. 5 years difference is not OK, bro. And Anakin was already a married adult and a knight, while Ashoka was still a minor and a padawan.
Stop sexualising minors, it is not good.
>5 years difference is not OK, bro
Californians really are a strange and degenerate race.
In the end, was Anakin a good master to her?
he was a good friend
Does Force choke still count as a dark side power if you use it during sex?
dont think so, otherwise Aayla would've told me
>Be Padawan
>Banging your Jedi Master
>"Yes, that's it! Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Unleash your anger!"
What do?
Unironically do the Jedi have to teach their padawans that it doesn't count as falling to the Dark Side if it means pleasing a partner who likes it rough and being slapped around and shit?
>push her face in the pillow while plowing her from behind
>choking her and slapping her breasts during missionary
>make her lick up your cum that didnt land on her body
>she gives you a satisfied smile after you finished
Sex, a frivolous use of the Force, is. The Jedi way, this is not. To the dark side, this discussion leads. Cease this, you must. Meditate on this, you will. Passion, there is not. Only peace, and the Force.
Tell that to the female masters who seem to love their male padawans using the force to bring them inner peace during those private meditation sessions.
mayli never had the makings of a jedi
Hey, if a jedi master can get away with using force lighting but calling it something else...
Why is it that Kit Fisto can use force lightning, Windu can channel the dark side when dueling, and Ki Adi Mundi gets a harem, but massacring a single village of tuskens and getting married puts Anakin at risk of getting expelled?
Plo Koon uses Electric Judgement, not Kit Fisto. It's a difference of feeling, coming from a sense of justice, but was seen as taboo and forbidden for most of the order.
Vaapad is a variant of Juyo, the most aggressive form of saber combat, that let the user channel their inner darkness against their foe, and was highly restricted out of fear of causing users to fall.
Ki-Adi-Mundi is a special exception, Cerean's have a low male birthrate and could very well go extinct, plus they were introduced before the 'no family' rule.
Anakin slaughtered an entire village, the murder of women and children included, out of vengeance. Had it been just the hunting party that captured Shmi, it might be different. The 'no attachment' rule is kind of misleading, a Jedi is attached to all life, serving the citizens of the Galactic Republic in a self sacrificial manner, it's extremely dangerous for them to love a single life more than all others because they hold so much more power than the average person, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan both nearly fell due to the deaths of someone they loved, but the key difference with Anakin is he was unwilling to let go of Padme.
The entire concept of different powers being light or dark is asinine and is people reverse engineering game mechanics from WestEnd slop. Disney should have discarded that and the ridiculous form fapping when they took over, but of course they were incompetent so we'll get a slew of gay shit instead.
The whole "force choke means dark side" shtick gets annoying fast. Kalifa died for no reason intead of just choking the lizards.
Meanwhile, the mind tricks are much more vile in concept but they are used by light-siders for some reason.
Its something ripped from a pen and paper game where they need clear factions, it doesn't hold up to half a minute of thought. Yes, choking someone to death as torture is bad, but choking someone out to nonlethally incapacitate them isn't. I think the average person would much rather be choked into unconsciousness than having their arm hacked off with a lightsaber, if given the choice.
togruta gently biting while getting fricked missionary style
>Master, do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? The Chancellor mentioned him but I can't find any records of a 'Darth Plagueis' anywhere in the archives. Could you please take a look in the Masters-only sections? It's just that he was acting like he expected me to know and I don't want to disappoint him.
How does Obi Wan respond?
like a parent when their kid reveals someone is manipulating or grooming them
Thoughts on Rodians?
Fine as friends, but their faces are too removed from the human standard to be suitable for coom posting at the level of quality I demand.
well I'm very desperate IRL
Can be kinda sexy bounty hunter girls with the perfect snouts to wrap around your wiener and a long tongue to lick your balls.
Tano
I don't like those fics where Anakin somehow kills Palpatine without a scratch. It feels like a copout. Anakin is fated to have 4 mechanical limbs and extensive 3rd degree burns one way or the other.
If we're talking about right after the 3rd movies ends, I think it might work. I mean think about it, Palpatine's still recovering from force zapping himself and he would just be thinking. "Oh, he wishes to kill me, excellent! All good apprentices should want to kill their master, I can't wait to see his attempts in a few yea-WAIT NOW!?"
I mean, when you expect something coming, you don't expect it to come quite that soon.
But in any situation where it's Anakin who duels Sheev and not Windu, even if Anakin wins he'd going to get fricked up doing it. I was under the impression that Windu was the only being capable of beating Sheev in a 1v1.
I mean, he's the best suited for it. His style feeds of the darkside to throw it back at darkside users. I'm sure Yoda could beat Palpatine it if he wasn't suffering from the backlash of all the jedi dying.
>his style
You creatures have made this sort of discussion so gay and tired for almost two decades now.
I'm pretty sure the idea of Windu having a snowflake lightsaber style came from George tho
Nope. The entire idea came from a magazine article written by an intern, and got picked up and ran with by naruto runners online. Nick Gillard deliberately created a single Jedi style and a separate style for Maul/Palpatine, because that's what makes logical sense. The magazine article took small bits of characterization like Yoda needing to compensate for a lack of reach and tried to make it into a new martial art, and then because of moronation they started randomly applying different aspects to people's styles that contradicted what they were doing on screen. Obi Wan was deliberately designed to have an overly aggressive style, and yet who got assigned the "+3 DEF" style?
The whole thing is really gay, it doesn't stand up to any thought, it misunderstands what different martial arts exist in the first place, it doesn't align to what we see on screen, and it takes interesting characterization and just turns everything into homosexual rock/paper/scissors nonsense. So for twenty years we've had morons typing 'muh vaapad!'
>Obi Wan was deliberately designed to have an overly aggressive style, and yet who got assigned the "+3 DEF" style?
No he doesn't? If you look back at his fight against count dooku, obi is always on the Backfoot
Yes, he does. Gillard talked about it constantly in interviews when the prequels were being released. There is an aggressive flaw in the Qui-Gon/Kenobi/Anakin line, which he kept extremely similar before some magazine intern decided they all had three different styles. That happens all the time you know, you apprentice yourself to a kung fu master and come out a karate master, and then your apprentice somehow masters muay thai.
That might have applied to episode 1 and 2 but it was definitely gone by 3
No, the coordinator didn't toss out his entire system that Ewan and Hayden spent hundreds of man hours learning in favor of some vague and poorly understood magazine article written by an intern after filming had wrapped. There is a Jedi style, there were levels of skill associated to that style, he implemented an aggressive fault into the Jinn-Kenobi-Skywalker lineage that he didn't give Windu.
But the guy with the aggressive fault became +3 DEF guy and the one guy without it gets to be the super aggressive muh donut steel dark side kewl kewl naruto runner guy. Forms are nonsensical bullshit, they've always been nonsensical bullshit, but at this point they've taken on a life of their own because they've been repeated so many times by people online who want to reduce any and all versus debates to "muh vaapad scissors beat your paper", the whole thing is incredibly gay.
"There's a line of training through Darth Tyranus and Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Anakin. You can follow that line, and there's an aggressive fault in that line. Mace isn't of that line, and that allows you to give him unique talents."
Yet somehow from Yoda to Dooku to Jinn to Kenobi to Anakin, each time the apprentice somehow mastered a style their master wasn't actually using, and somehow the aggressive guy became mister defense and the one guy without it became mister aggression, in contradiction of anything ever seen on screen. Its 85 IQ fanon that got memed to life during the enshittening of Star Wars.
I don't know what new form of autism this is, but it's not worth it
Its called "being born before 2005" and "being correct", two things tablet zoomers have no familiarity with. Unironically you should get off this website before your brain is fried forever and you're stuck thinking everything is "autism" or some other buzzword for the rest of your life. You can't go through the world unable to think or speak except in gay memes.
I was born in 1996
Jesus, 27 years and still stuck in the feigned indifference phase? Damn.
With the right artist she just generally looks cute in anything, or nothing. She's got a good character design.
Nothing really identifies it as earth wear, and I'm sure similar environments and similar species will produce similar clothing over time. It doesn't really bother me, same as the Coruscant diner, its one of those things you only recognize because you're on Earth and watching a movie, but it shouldn't stand out anymore than everyone speaking English. And besides it shows their feet.
I'm in the you're an insufferable phaggot phase
You can say "homosexual" on Cinemaphile, its okay. I can tell you'll be getting called a homosexual a lot during your stay here.
I've been here since 2010
Well maybe if you stick around you won't seem so gaygish and moronic by 2040. I'm rooting for you.
Except they clearly explained in an eu source book that Anakins form v is a derivative of Obi's form 3 with the notable difference of having more counter attacks.
>in an eu source book
Yes, someone came in after the fact and tried to rehab a stupid idea by bolting stupid explanations onto it. It's the hallmark of shitty ideas introduced to IPs with heavy continuity, and its something you see in comics a lot too, some really gay thing gets introduced and people have to spend the next several years elaborating and retconning and reframing to try and massage it into something a little less gay and moronic. Regardless, they failed, because "something something derivative!" doesn't solve any one of the dozens of problems with it, and the idea of a style "having more counter attacks" is just more video game shit. Quick, equip form V, +5 counter attack!
It's just fricking gay.
You see this already with a lot of sequel shit. The whole point of The Mandalorian seems to be to make Snoke and the First Order less stupid.
I don't think sex was off the table, so long as it was just scratching an itch. I think it was trying to breed and finding a consistent partner that was frowned upon. You know, Jedi bawds would probably thrive in the hook up culture. Meaningless smashing. I mean think about it, lust and horniness being released into the Force? Doesn't sound like a Jedi thing to do, they probably dealt with it in the physical ways to not taint the mojo.
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we know exactly what would happen if we left Ventress and Ahsoka alone together
well, Ventress and any padawan really
She only cares for kenobi's dick only and kenobi whispering Sticks my honey badger in her ear while ravaging her holes deep
would she want to get pregnant from it though?
Yes, only to show up 5 years later in Tatooine with a We need to talk and that she didnt died in a stupid boot to shill nuJedi Gary Stu
While she definitely prefers Obi-wan, I always thought her and Anakin could have some incredible hatesex. I read a fanfiction recently where Asajj wins on Yavin 4 and rapes Anakin while he's semi-conscious and he's picturing Padme.
There should be more art of Ventress molesting female padawans like Ahsoka until they like it and becomes her little carpetmunching pets.
>carpetmunching
Can Ventress even grow hair
Yeah, she had hair when she was a padawan and she let it grow back during Dark Disciple.
reminder that ventress has a sex dungeon in the EU and trapped Obi-Wan there once
You just know she spent the entire time she had him bouncing on his wiener.
I think she is the type of person who isnt lesbian at all and is only attracter to men, but mindbreaks female jedi (specifically padawans) by forcing them to eat her out, as some form of dominance
probably likes making padawan suck her man off too, not through the force though
Is that kind of sexuality really a thing?
it's probably a sadist dominance thing
>reminder that ventress has a sex dungeon in the EU
please elaborate
Depa and Shaak Ti are prostitutes.
But kind ones
Too pornish
I can not think of anything more pathetic than erping with an AI as a fricking bottom.
>I can not think of anything more pathetic than erping with an AI as a fricking bottom.
I can think of something more pathetic: simping for streamers.
True, can’t imagine anything more pathetic than that, maybe whiteknighting for celebs
I think the biggest reason why the new SW material is so uninspired and rehashy is because none of the writers know how to push into the ST era. It's so shitty that there's basically nothing there worth exploring, narratively. They're all collectively spinning their wheels in the OT era (or just after Endor time) and nostalgiabaiting in the PT era.
That's because there's nothing worth pushing into the ST era for. What the hell is left to write for? A shitty anticlimatic ending ruined by corporate meddling and three different directorial views (and Kathleen Kennedy's purple hair wank)? A bunch of shit that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever because apparently the New Republic was fine with letting the Imperial remnants build even bigger super weapons and pretending it would never be a problem again? They fricked up. They straight fricked up the sequels, the best possible thing they could do is retcon them and start over. You can see where they tried to glob on whatever bits of the EU that made sense: Extra galactic aliens, rogue Imperials, Jace-I mean Kylo- I mean BEN falling to the dark side, a fricking Palpatine clone, etc. It just made a huge confused mess. Creatively speaking Star Wars is at a dead end. There's nowhere to take it that feels like Star Wars anymore. The LAST Jedi pretty much sums it up. It's done. The only thing left for them to try and do is cram filler in the empty spaces of a declining franchise that will end up being meaningless and pandering to nostalgia.
Don't worry man, we've got 15 more years of interquels.
>pushing into the ST era
Isn't the new line of Movies gonna be about Rey's Academy?
>Isn't the new line of Movies gonna be about Rey's Academy?
Just the main post-sequel trilogy. Otherwise, we get Taika Waititi's Star Wars movie (probably about the Yuuzhan Vong), Mandalorian+Boba Fett+Ahsoka vs. Thrawn by Filoni and Favreau, and The Dawn of the Jedi by James Mangold. Ah, and probably Lando by Childish Gambino after all of those.
Even though Barriss was right and her speech was on point, I'll never forgive them for that moronic twist. They could have had their box checking in a way that actually had some fan support and story behind it.
>They could have had their box checking in a way that actually had some fan support and story behind it.
Like how?
Leave Barriss alive, have her not frame Ahsoka. You could even have her carry out the attack, but have Ahsoka blamed for it unwittingly, and Barriss legitimately trying to help her friend out of the jackpot she landed her in. Barriss WAS right, she just went about it in an ill advised way, that story was undercut by having her do a mustache twirler heel turn like that. Anyways, it would have left the characters intact, you could have had a reunion and a LGBT romance down the line that actually had some history and fan support behind it. If you're going to do it anyways, that would have been better.
>you could have had a reunion and a LGBT romance down the line that actually had some history and fan support behind it. If you're going to do it anyways, that would have been better.
This would've been based but you know it wouldn't have happened back then
Ahsoka feet...
Unfortunately most of my library of orange feet has her scissoring with her sister Jedi and can't be posted on a Christian blue board. But yes, I agree, Ahsoka feet.
They aren't Ahsoka's, but this is a pair of Togruta feet.
Her fate is the fate of all footgays.
It's hotter when it's not porn, tho
>visible amidala panties
Why does Ahsoka looks so cute in regular clothes?
>non canon earth wear
I can't fap to this
i want to rub ventress's bald head during sex
In addition to the out of nowhere terrorism and super villainy, I hate that Filoni left Barriss' fate ambiguous for decades. Was she actually executed, join the Inquisitors or get banished to a deserted planet for the entire Imperial era?
>They could have had their box checking in a way that actually had some fan support and story behind it
Unironically agreed.
Star Wars needed more cute boys
You can blame a car crash for why Mark Hamil got uglier. Then he just completely let himself go with smoking & probably lots of drugs. Wasting his younger years away. The only cute Star Wars boys we've gotten since were Ezra & not Lio.
I agree
Anni is shocked - SHOCKED - at the content posted in this thread.
>Padme just off camera
There's more of this set of images, right?
only a sith would take mission as a wife
Hence, why Palpatine created the position of The Emperor's Righ Hand.
haha imagine if Ahsoka got captured by the hutts and was forced to become one
just imagine her having a giant slimy tail and her demanding slave girls dance in front of her
Space legal
What if Order 66 was avoided and the Jedi Order decided to rebuild their number by allowing masters to have multiple padawans at once?
Was it ever confirmed one way or the other if Anakin really was fathered by the Force, or if the whole "there is no father" thing was Shmi trying to shield her son from the fact that he was a rapebaby?
but why would she lie about that to qui gonn
I thought Anakin was next to her during that conversation but it's been years since I saw the movie so I could be wrong
The original script of RotS had Palpatine tell Anakin that he created him with the Force. It was meant to reflect the “I am your father” scene from Empire, but they left it out of the final cut.
RotS was the point Lucas was starting to get aware of his own bullshit writing, a shame it stopped there.
The only problem with Lucas' writing is that he needs an assistant to edit his dialogue so it doesn't sound autistic as frick.
even without the awkward dialogue there is still a bunch of plot holes and lame ideas and bad pacing
Such as?
>midichlorians
>anakin is introduced as a kid
>political worldbuilding that should be mostly relegated to the intro text and novels/tv shows
>the clone wars happens mostly outside of the movies
>the phantom menace advances so little of the story you can skip it
>Sidious' plans are convoluted and don't make much sense if you think too much about it
I think it was still pretty clearly implied in the finished movie when Palpatine reveals that Plagueis learned to "influence the midichlorians to create life"
Does this mean Palgueis and Palpatine really could save people from death?
Plagueis could, as his mastery was that of Sith alchemy, but Palpatine was unable to master it before he killed Plagueis.
>Palpatine was unable to master it before he killed Plagueis.
Why didn't he wait?
I don't know. I guess the night he killed Plagueis was the best chance he had to actually murder him.
If he waited further, Plaguies would heal completely and as he was the more powerful one...he would b***hsmaked Palps if he tried anything funny.
Frick, if he didn't drink him into a stupor, the muun would still (with effort) kill him.
Palpatine's speech about Plaguis in RotS always sounded to me like some bullshit he made up to mess with Anakin.
I never read the novel, but always struck me as really weird that Palpatine's incredibly powerful master was still hiding behind the scenes and doing nothing while Palpy had 2-3 apprentices, ruling the galaxy and on the verge of wiping out the Jedi.
Nothing but coomer-bait since she was created, probably by a weeb due to her name meaning "I see" in japanese (probably a pun on her design having freakishly huge goldfish eyes compared to the rest of the Togruta in Clone Wars).
Ahsoka is derived from Ashoka, an ancient Indian emperor famous for his role in the propagation of Buddhism. It doesn't mean "I see" in Japanese, though it's coincidentally similar to a phrase (ああ、そっか) that expresses agreement like the idiomatic "oh I see" in English
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
How many people out there unironically fantasize about getting gangbanged by clone wars-era Anakin, Obi Wan, and the clone troopers?
Did he enjoy grabbing her waist?
Assume the position
Why isn't there more fanfiction where Ahsoka is Obi-Wan's padawan instead of Anakin's? Obi was the freshly minted Jedi Master whose padawan just became a knight while Anakin already had a reputation as a hothead.
Usually in fanfics the obi Wan padawan is for self inserts but there was a fic like that where ahsoka was obi1s padawan so the padawan for anakin could self insert and romance fix him.