>I can't understand how there's still people who enjoy Star Wars
They actually killed mass appeal through D+ over-saturation. They consider a million views "good" for one of these shows - youtube shit can get as much. Plus they shit out SO MUCH SHIT that it's literally impossible to keep track of (Disney Execs think you're a sheep and will watch everything, turning loving Marvel or Star Wars into a god damn job). D+ basically doomed Star Wars.
Also, she's an old Nog. I always pictured Ashoka as like, latina.
They could have picked a hot woman but they chose whatever that is
Call me sexist but if I can't beat my meat to the protagonist then it has no business being a woman!
She was cute when young but she's like 50 now. And she looks awful in the makeup and setup. Is Ashoka a Twi'leak or something? No one looks cool in that getup.
I still like it in a broad sense, even if I no longer view the new things with the label. They can't take the things I liked away from me, regardless of what happens in the future.
I work in IT, and people my age (late 30s) and older in this dept all love Star Wars. When I mentioned I never saw them or was into the series at all they were flabbergasted, even ridiculed by a colleague and jokingly told to hand in my nerd card (also because I had no preference for Marvel or DC). I think it's just something they grew up with and they can't let it go when it sucks plain and simple. Also people who identify as nerdy or geeky get into the most basic entry level geek thing, whether or not it's good.
>Baby Yoda hopping around >Lizzo accidentally sits on him >Baby Yoda goes up her ass and gets lodged in there >"Awwwww shit I gots a baby Yogi up muh ass hoo hoo hoo hoo" >Everyone on the set busts out laughing >Bryce Dallas just stands up clapping and shouts"you go girl" >2 men working the camera begin to tongue kiss each other and then start to undress, scarf down a bunch of PrEP like they're Skittles, and then start having gay intercourse right there on the set >Another man on set declares himself to be a woman, pulls his penis out, and then using a modified clapboard fit with a cleaver, chops his wiener off in front of everyone >Kathleen Kennedy surprises everyone on set, points at the newly created woman, and says "no...YOU go girl!" >Kathleen Kennedy walks behind Lizzo's big, black, elephantine ass with a pair of medical tongs and begins to pull Baby Yoda out >Lizzo grits her teeth, her ass seemingly acting on its own trying to draw Baby Yoda in deeper to devour >Kathleen finally pulls Baby Yoda out with a loud plop sound. Some feces spill from Lizzo's ass onto the ground like soft serve ice cream >Lizzo starts laughing again "hoo hoo hoo I guess I baby Yogi's mommy ain't I?" >Everyone on set laughs again >The two men have died from Super AIDS which overwhelmed their PrEP >The jannies slide in and begin lapping up Lizzo's feces off the ground with their tongue >Congress and the Senate get word and pass a law declaring "the Force is female", "Lizzo is Baby Yoda's Mommy", and the Ukraine is to receive 500 billion dollars in aid >Fin
I'm writing a fanfic with Luuuuuke and Duuuuuke they're gay clones and they adopt baby yeed.
They molest him and he gets space monkey pox, which tips off Din Djarin who does nothing, but he tells Bo Katan who rescues him.
You just KNOW they're going to do Luuke in Heir to the Empire and have Ahsoka slaughter him, probably for comedic effect.
It'll please those harpies at LF that seethe at Luke's existence to begin with.
i wont watch purely cause its live action. ahsoka and rebel crew were all born in animation they should die in it too. plus live action is vastly inferior for an action show
This happened because a Disney Exec was scared that Zack Snyder's new flick was going to overshadow the Ahsoka release and moved up its release. So this event was moved up ahead as well.
i know. orcs are fricking gross and filled with herpes and aids. hook noses want to convince people to desire shitty things like eating bugs or mating with orcs.
They could have picked a hot woman but they chose whatever that is
Call me sexist but if I can't beat my meat to the protagonist then it has no business being a woman!
>Commander, the scan has returned complete and the reoccurring digits inherent within the chain code seem to imply a "based" protocol of sorts. We'll have our techs take a closer look at it, but the indication is that coom-bait can be both aesthetic, and aspirational.
Checked. She can't even qualify as a GILF. It's so cringe. She has no energy, her eyes are over it. It's like Hershlag tier, except it's a chalupa b***h.
It's intentional sabotage, just like their Sn0w White and brought to empty theaters by Blackrock.
I just love how they "moved up" the release.
I don't fricking buy it. It was always planned for Aug 22.
Plebs who read that will get all excited and tell their other pleb friends.
Its just marketing to generate hype.
I read from someone who has seen the review episodes that this will be pure filoni jerking himself off. It will probably be a trainwreck and im here for it.
because of the white sabers she has to be a sort of monk like jedi now. she cant be le spunky teen like she was for 99% of her life anymore. i also think they made the wrong choice
Ahsoka being a spunky teenybopper never made sense to me. She was raised since near infancy by stoic monks with almost regal tones and accents to their voices.
Why does she talk like she's from California?
She chose to leave the Jedi Order when the Republic and Jedi Council believed her to be a saboteur and murderer instead of listening to her story and then she had to go live and fend for herself in the underlevels of Coruscant. That whole ordeal kind of fricker her whole world view up and made her lose her spunk.
because of the white sabers she has to be a sort of monk like jedi now. she cant be le spunky teen like she was for 99% of her life anymore. i also think they made the wrong choice
She looks too placid. It's almost like to get her to look like the cartoon they had to restrict her face from moving or showing any emotion at all. Ahsoka was never like that. It's stupid.
It's great, one of the best things to come out of the Disney era of Star Wars. Extremely comfy OT-era vibes and some great moments. Actually pretty much the perfect time to watch it because the Ahsoka show is gonna pick up where Rebels left off.
Nonsense. Filoni is writing the whole show, directing a couple episodes. And the other directors they've got are pretty good
Steph Green >The Book of Boba Fett Ep2 "The Tribes of Tatooine"
Geeta Patel >House of the Dragon S1E8 "The Lord of the Tides"
Rick Famuyiwa: >Mando S1E2 "The Child" >Mando S1E6 "The Prisoner" >Mando S2E7 "The Believer" >Mando S3E1 "The Apostate" >Mando S3E7 "The Spies" >Mando S3E8 "The Return"
Probably the reason for low attendance is that this looks like teens (who actually go to nerdy dork-events) and the show is for 45 year olds (the people who know what star wars is)
any ericbutts kino to laugh yet?
Eric Butts is the average Cinemaphile user and you cannot change my mind on this.
>that view count
kek
He truly did peak with the Rise of Skywalker trailer.
I bet he misses Cinemaphile
considering how commonly posts defend trannies and Black folk as of late, I'd believe it
he's got a decent enough voice. He should be a vtuber and focus only on reactions and reviews. Cut the cooking and gaming stuff.
holy frick is that viewcount for real? hahaha
redditors who were virtue signaling by giving him views/engagement to own the cons quickly lost interest
he looks like a soi jack. lol. what a weak, fat slob
>those viewcounts
Whats his endgame here?
>Trailer reaction videos
You look for a trailer on youtube and only find these shitty reaction videos. I hate these "people" with a passion.
he's literally me
>DECONSTRUCTED CHEESEBURGER
what does that even mean?
All ingredients sort of mixed in a bowl
why does he still have that scab on his face
does he have a disease
I can't understand how there's still people who enjoy Star Wars
It's easy all 8 to 10 of them are in the picture.
this
>fan event
>there's 7 people there, all of which are employees
cause its their personality anon
The Democratic Party has done more harm than you knew
Ahsokagays are a tiny subset of prequelgays with even lower standards. These two are all that's left.
TCWgays/Ahsokagays/Filonigays are a different breed of cringe and need to be destroyed.
t. prequelgay
>I can't understand how there's still people who enjoy Star Wars
They actually killed mass appeal through D+ over-saturation. They consider a million views "good" for one of these shows - youtube shit can get as much. Plus they shit out SO MUCH SHIT that it's literally impossible to keep track of (Disney Execs think you're a sheep and will watch everything, turning loving Marvel or Star Wars into a god damn job). D+ basically doomed Star Wars.
Also, she's an old Nog. I always pictured Ashoka as like, latina.
She was cute when young but she's like 50 now. And she looks awful in the makeup and setup. Is Ashoka a Twi'leak or something? No one looks cool in that getup.
I still like it in a broad sense, even if I no longer view the new things with the label. They can't take the things I liked away from me, regardless of what happens in the future.
Starwars has ALWAYS been about time fighters and xwings. Everything else is fricking gay, even lite sabers and the force.
TIE fighters are fricking gay.
Yeah, I said it.
That's fine. It's about slick ass ships shooting eachother
Respectable.
Have an Eta-2, friend.
Thanks 😀
I just want a new, modern, xwing or tie fighter game
Stow that shit, citizen.
Tie fighters but time fighters sounds pretty sick
Exactly. There was a Star Wars I once loved and lived through (pre-2008) and Disney cannot take that away from me.
I work in IT, and people my age (late 30s) and older in this dept all love Star Wars. When I mentioned I never saw them or was into the series at all they were flabbergasted, even ridiculed by a colleague and jokingly told to hand in my nerd card (also because I had no preference for Marvel or DC). I think it's just something they grew up with and they can't let it go when it sucks plain and simple. Also people who identify as nerdy or geeky get into the most basic entry level geek thing, whether or not it's good.
dave will save star wars this time surely
right guys?
Even if he could, he can't, because they'll never let him go all the way with all he'd have to do (like decanonize the ST).
PUT DOWN THE FRICKING LASER SWORD I CANT SEE THE SCREEN!
uhhhh ackshually, they're electric dildos
This one's got more hyperspace jumps. Anti-Disney bros I think we're fricked.
wtf a troony i actually agree with?
Storm Troopers confirmed trans?
OH NO rebels is losing viewership
>bring thrawn
>bring ahsoka
>bring vader
OH NO MANDO is losing viewership
>bring ahsoka
>bring luke
>bring in Zeb
>bring in jack black and lizzo????
what will they do next
Scene where Mando enters the Dagobah cave and fights Darth Vader
>what will they do next
exactly what you were hoping for
Kyle Katarn played by Lizzo
that's a good point, what democrat cameo will they have on the show this season?
my guess is...
>Baby Yoda hopping around
>Lizzo accidentally sits on him
>Baby Yoda goes up her ass and gets lodged in there
>"Awwwww shit I gots a baby Yogi up muh ass hoo hoo hoo hoo"
>Everyone on the set busts out laughing
>Bryce Dallas just stands up clapping and shouts"you go girl"
>2 men working the camera begin to tongue kiss each other and then start to undress, scarf down a bunch of PrEP like they're Skittles, and then start having gay intercourse right there on the set
>Another man on set declares himself to be a woman, pulls his penis out, and then using a modified clapboard fit with a cleaver, chops his wiener off in front of everyone
>Kathleen Kennedy surprises everyone on set, points at the newly created woman, and says "no...YOU go girl!"
>Kathleen Kennedy walks behind Lizzo's big, black, elephantine ass with a pair of medical tongs and begins to pull Baby Yoda out
>Lizzo grits her teeth, her ass seemingly acting on its own trying to draw Baby Yoda in deeper to devour
>Kathleen finally pulls Baby Yoda out with a loud plop sound. Some feces spill from Lizzo's ass onto the ground like soft serve ice cream
>Lizzo starts laughing again "hoo hoo hoo I guess I baby Yogi's mommy ain't I?"
>Everyone on set laughs again
>The two men have died from Super AIDS which overwhelmed their PrEP
>The jannies slide in and begin lapping up Lizzo's feces off the ground with their tongue
>Congress and the Senate get word and pass a law declaring "the Force is female", "Lizzo is Baby Yoda's Mommy", and the Ukraine is to receive 500 billion dollars in aid
>Fin
Have sex
bring in Luuuuuke
I'm writing a fanfic with Luuuuuke and Duuuuuke they're gay clones and they adopt baby yeed.
They molest him and he gets space monkey pox, which tips off Din Djarin who does nothing, but he tells Bo Katan who rescues him.
You just KNOW they're going to do Luuke in Heir to the Empire and have Ahsoka slaughter him, probably for comedic effect.
It'll please those harpies at LF that seethe at Luke's existence to begin with.
>lizzo
this is why every nu starwars gays should be gassed with no exception
Honestly I didn't even know who lizzo was when I watched that episode
Filoni homosexuals legit believe this is the best SW in decades.
i wont watch purely cause its live action. ahsoka and rebel crew were all born in animation they should die in it too. plus live action is vastly inferior for an action show
This happened because a Disney Exec was scared that Zack Snyder's new flick was going to overshadow the Ahsoka release and moved up its release. So this event was moved up ahead as well.
I wish i was joking.
good call. i have a 0% interest in star wars and a 5% interest in rebel moon
No, it wasn't.
Tons of fans that were promised a seat at this event couldn't reschedule for the new date and are now complaining about the mix up.
>Tons of fans
This franchise doesn't have tons of fans anymore.
He's talking about the combined weight of the fans
Good catch, and you're going to need more arms.
Same
she is so fricking ugly
i know. orcs are fricking gross and filled with herpes and aids. hook noses want to convince people to desire shitty things like eating bugs or mating with orcs.
They could have picked a hot woman but they chose whatever that is
Call me sexist but if I can't beat my meat to the protagonist then it has no business being a woman!
>Commander, the scan has returned complete and the reoccurring digits inherent within the chain code seem to imply a "based" protocol of sorts. We'll have our techs take a closer look at it, but the indication is that coom-bait can be both aesthetic, and aspirational.
Checked. She can't even qualify as a GILF. It's so cringe. She has no energy, her eyes are over it. It's like Hershlag tier, except it's a chalupa b***h.
It's intentional sabotage, just like their Sn0w White and brought to empty theaters by Blackrock.
I just love how they "moved up" the release.
I don't fricking buy it. It was always planned for Aug 22.
Plebs who read that will get all excited and tell their other pleb friends.
Its just marketing to generate hype.
>a Disney Exec was scared that Zack Snyder's new flick was going to overshadow the Ahsoka release
That exec has a brain
>the event is not actually on
>just a stand-by screen
Why are you being dishonest OP?
EVERYTHING BUT ANDOR IS SHIT
holy frick this is gay, please tell me at least those sticks are edited in digitally.
Im glad more and more people understand what a hack filoni is and how his clone wars ruined the ten times better clone wars mulitmedia project
I read from someone who has seen the review episodes that this will be pure filoni jerking himself off. It will probably be a trainwreck and im here for it.
Still better than Ruin jerking himself off.
will gennedygays ever stop being buttmad?
time to stop posting, dave
I don't know why they're upset, the last season of samurai jack was shit.
>Will real star wars fans from before the saga of corporate rapening just leave the fandom already and let the rest of us heckn updoot?
>Lucas's boundry-pushing adventurekino brainchild>glorified fanfic genndyslop
guys, why is Ashoka so monotone? Was she like that in the cartoons? Seems like a terrible choice.
because of the white sabers she has to be a sort of monk like jedi now. she cant be le spunky teen like she was for 99% of her life anymore. i also think they made the wrong choice
Ahsoka being a spunky teenybopper never made sense to me. She was raised since near infancy by stoic monks with almost regal tones and accents to their voices.
Why does she talk like she's from California?
I never noticed that before. Huh.
Doesn't make much sense.
She chose to leave the Jedi Order when the Republic and Jedi Council believed her to be a saboteur and murderer instead of listening to her story and then she had to go live and fend for herself in the underlevels of Coruscant. That whole ordeal kind of fricker her whole world view up and made her lose her spunk.
She looks too placid. It's almost like to get her to look like the cartoon they had to restrict her face from moving or showing any emotion at all. Ahsoka was never like that. It's stupid.
i dont understand how they expect us to enjoy a show where the main character isn't allowed to act lol
or maybe it's because they casted some old walled has been b***h who can't act instead of some smoking hot 18 year old full of life
Ahsoka used to be the feisty fiery one and Rey was the monotone one
Looks like shit
Oh well I don't watch Disney slop anyway.
What's the point of this series when everything leads to the shitquels.
No one cares about Star Wars shit with female protagonists
>Get to event 7 hours early
>Whine no one is there
imagine Eric Butts reacting to himself in a star wars show. The universe might just emplode.
the saddest moment in my life was when I found out that Eric Butts was cooler than me. He was in a punk band.
>punk
aka reddit rock
Watching this for the first time now. Kind of enjoying it. Will it be a let down?
It's great, one of the best things to come out of the Disney era of Star Wars. Extremely comfy OT-era vibes and some great moments. Actually pretty much the perfect time to watch it because the Ahsoka show is gonna pick up where Rebels left off.
and will ruin any redeeming qualities rebels may have had, don't forget.
Nonsense. Filoni is writing the whole show, directing a couple episodes. And the other directors they've got are pretty good
Steph Green
>The Book of Boba Fett Ep2 "The Tribes of Tatooine"
Geeta Patel
>House of the Dragon S1E8 "The Lord of the Tides"
Rick Famuyiwa:
>Mando S1E2 "The Child"
>Mando S1E6 "The Prisoner"
>Mando S2E7 "The Believer"
>Mando S3E1 "The Apostate"
>Mando S3E7 "The Spies"
>Mando S3E8 "The Return"
people said andor was boring but this looks 1000x worse.
COULD THEY NOT...HAVE FOUND...SOMEONE PRETTIER??
he's had a crush on her since the movie kids the creep
Keep all the focus on garbage like Ashoka and Mando to keep it off of Andor S2.
Shame her African genes couldn't override the native fridge genes.
They're really overestimating the popularity of that kids cartoon
Am not looking forward to having to explain this to the parents.
Did they CGI her pussy? No way that's hers. She's an outie for sure.
>What are you supposed to be? Some kind of Heir to the Empire?
Probably the reason for low attendance is that this looks like teens (who actually go to nerdy dork-events) and the show is for 45 year olds (the people who know what star wars is)
I don't give a flying frick about Ashoka.
I can't accept that adult Ashoka doesn't have adult length togruta headtails
yaddle bros
anything worse than starwars fans?
Not cannon
Greasy wop fanfic