Ahsoka S01E06

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hera

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absent (will not be missed).

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i havent seen the show

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how the witches were just hanging out with their laser balls waiting for them to show up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sabine stink jedi
      That's why she should take a shower after doing thing with Shin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does every scene today need THREE or more females? It's bad enough I have to deal with female bullshit in real life now every TV show and movie is ramming feminism down my throat. At least there's a cute Asian girl.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the human, male leads they had to pull from Rebels were either missing or dead. I'm surprised they stuck with just finding Ezra instead of creating some wienery white guy side character

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally mandated by Disney. Have you been living under a rock? Their agenda was fully leaked years ago

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nightSISTERS
        >witches

        anon are you moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steals lynches ornithopter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohhh, now I get why the second episode’s title was a reference to Macbeth. They are three witches

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, so that's how it is.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the rocks are modelled after balls
    ha ha very funny y'guys

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ISD2 comms tower when Chimera is an ISD1

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    One had a whole scene double killing Star destroyers in Rogue One

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally a modern warship with a design stolen from Kotor. I thought you meant an actual Old Republic ship.

      Frankly those weird tech ancient aliens from the Jedi games and that one episode of Bad Batch are the only half interesting ancient stuff from Disney.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t-that doesn't count

        Leave the discussion to adults then and don't speak further

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't count moron, it's just a bridge design. How is that "from" the Old Republic when for all we know in disneycanon some Kuat guy designed it 20 years ago.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CORRECTIVE RAPE BY SHIN

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's just something off about this whole thing

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, imagine being a Disney shill and having to watch this shit. What a terrible job.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    foreshadowing that Thrawn is gonna get BLACKED

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabine you came for me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We're at war. No one wants to admit it but you-manity is under attack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised he hasn't taught the little alien guys how to cook curry by then

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek.
        That's why they have to move around from place to place though. He shits up the camp so much they have to move on.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's missing from tv shows and movies these days? Full penetration. Guys, we're gonna show full penetration, and we're gonna show a lot of it.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha benis.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they want to save Star Wars they need to bring this to the live action

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >matriarchal society tower penetrating the anus of patriarchal battle ship

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Ezra?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Risky. Who knows what alien STDs he's carrying from playing with those crabs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a very handsome man but Ezra the character is still an annoying self insert for kids

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shin will frick Ezra while Sabine is tied up next to them on the bed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        le-l-l-lin-link?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that ship getting fricked by a tower?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's safe to say now that this show is kind of shit. It's an elaborate coda to Rebels--a show with an infamously terrible ending--and a mere prelude to something else, as we all knew it would be. It's just a waste of time and yet inevitably vital to understand anything they do next. I hate this approach.

    Part of what made Andor good is that it understood how being a TV show works.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trandor was shit. Get out.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most work they've put into making Star Wars in a long time and it still just looks like two people standing in a void.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're probably using that 360 rear projection room. It looks better than cgi but it still looks fake as shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only good thing about this show is how Shin's actress clearly enjoys calling Ray Master

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This literally looks like a Dark Forces: Jedi Knight cutscene

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          and that's a good thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's completely shit. It has somehow taken Rebels and made it even shittier and moronic. The opportunities they had to do anything interesting were not only ignored but actively destroyed.
      So it's basically a slightly above average Disney+ show.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >only Nightsister left is in the Jedi games, rebuilding the Jedi with her BF and their daughter (orphaned)
        >oops, actually here's a bunch more we're never going to reference any of that because Filoni doesn't give a frick about canon outside of his own personal verse and retcons it every five minutes

        You miserable homosexuals enjoy being bitter losers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's completely shit. It has somehow taken Rebels and made it even shittier and moronic. The opportunities they had to do anything interesting were not only ignored but actively destroyed.
      So it's basically a slightly above average Disney+ show.

      >only Nightsister left is in the Jedi games, rebuilding the Jedi with her BF and their daughter (orphaned)
      >oops, actually here's a bunch more we're never going to reference any of that because Filoni doesn't give a frick about canon outside of his own personal verse and retcons it every five minutes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jedi games nightsister is not canon. No one of Ventress clan survived. These nightsisters are from a different clan (and a different galaxy). Merrin said she survived Grievous, but she couldn't, because Grievous killed all but Ventress. Merrin is a fantasy.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon it's part of Disneycanon, please don't cite TCW at me. Where the frick did

          >clasp hands behind back
          >looks smug
          >talks slowly

          the frick is her problem?

          come from then, huh?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Another clan, dumbass. Merrin, on the other hand, doesn't exist. It's a holonet propaganda or something.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why can Merrin not exist but Morgan can exist?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Merrin is explicitly from the clan that Grievous genocided on screen, and there were NO SURVIVORS!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't tell what pisses me off more.
        The nightsisters suddenly being from another galaxy everyone used to visit until everyone just forgot for some reason, Thrawn knowing who random Jedi general is but not who Ashoka is or Ezra acting like he completely forgot his plan was to lock Thrawn away with him and gives no fricks about him when Sabine shows up.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thrawn knowing who random Jedi general is but not who Ashoka
          That's frankly an outragiously fricked detail since he knew Anakin, knew Anakin was Vader, and was involved with hunting down the Rebel cell Ahsoka used to lead. How the frick does he not find out about Ahsoka from looking up info on Anakin/Vader OR from researching the Rebels?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He watch only canon star wars materials.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The makeup department sure made Claudia Black look like a nasty old hag. She's only 50-years old in real life, but here she looks like she's 70.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it took as much effort as you think to make her look like an old hag

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful 50-year old woman, versus

        The makeup department sure made Claudia Black look like a nasty old hag. She's only 50-years old in real life, but here she looks like she's 70.

        Nasty old hag.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they did a good job?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of costumes,did anyone else notice the "bandits" sound like sand-people,they even used a Jaffa stick!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they didn't mean for them to sound and act like sand people then I wouldn't be surprised at them being lazy and repurposing sound effects. Someone probably came up with the idea of them being this Galaxy's sand people.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife Aeryn Sun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Claudia Black? So fricking hot

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When we first started work a Ashoka three years ago, we knew you insufferable grognards wouki flip your shit. You've only been arguing about muttiplayer in our games for more than a decade, after all. Well, we finally fricking did it. And yet, after the c**t and all of the gameplay footage that's come out, you stile cant wrap your minds around the concept of a muttiplayer

    ASHOKA. You say your little youtube videos that it's a clone clone, or that a fricking Battle Royal game, or some other internete bulle shit. As someone who has been repeatedly called a liar, george thinks your videos are fricking hilarious.

    But we know the truth, you too stupid to understand Ashoka . If that simply refuse to accept it. When finally ran itself into the ground, we took Ashoka and transformeditintothemostsuccessfulfranchiseof all time—and you little shit were kicking and screanrong the whole way. Every time we release a movie, you ingrates shit all over it and cry that it's not a "true" canon kino. But as soon as we release a newer episode for you to b***h about, the previous franchise is a precious.

    Whenever we start a new project, we like, ask ourselves, "What do the fans want?' Well, you dont know what the frick you want and you never did. Frick, that's okay. We're used to it. Because, face it: You're going to eat this shit up anyway, like you always do. So go ahead. May our movie for 300 hours and then write a negative review claiming it has no content Make your memes about how many times we re-release Star Wars, you'll fricking buy It again anyway. Accuse us of "raping the lore", even though you haven't actually seen the original movies. Just like In our movies, you can do whatever you want and none of it will ever matter.

    Weiwvnyou.

    -Kathleen Kennedy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m fricking crying.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dear Kathleen,

      I hope you're doing well. I wanted to discuss your recent email regarding the fan feedback on Ashoka. It's clear that we've had some challenges in managing the expectations of our dedicated fan base, but I believe it's essential for us to maintain a professional and respectful approach when addressing these issues.

      First and foremost, I want to acknowledge the hard work and dedication you've put into the Ashoka project. It's no small feat to transform a franchise like this into a multiplayer experience, and I commend your team for their efforts.

      However, we also need to consider the feedback from our fans seriously. While some criticism may be harsh, it's essential to remember that their passion for the franchise is what has sustained it for so long. Instead of dismissing their concerns, let's work on finding ways to address them constructively.

      We all have the same goal – to create a successful and beloved product that our fans will enjoy. To achieve this, we should listen to their feedback and use it as an opportunity to improve our future projects. I believe that by working together and respecting the opinions of our fans, we can navigate these challenges and continue to build a strong and thriving franchise.

      Let's set up a meeting to discuss this further and come up with a plan to address the fan feedback effectively.

      Best regards,
      Bob Iger

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dear Kathleen,

      I hope you're doing well. I wanted to discuss your recent email regarding the fan feedback on Ashoka. It's clear that we've had some challenges in managing the expectations of our dedicated fan base, but I believe it's essential for us to maintain a professional and respectful approach when addressing these issues.

      First and foremost, I want to acknowledge the hard work and dedication you've put into the Ashoka project. It's no small feat to transform a franchise like this into a multiplayer experience, and I commend your team for their efforts.

      However, we also need to consider the feedback from our fans seriously. While some criticism may be harsh, it's essential to remember that their passion for the franchise is what has sustained it for so long. Instead of dismissing their concerns, let's work on finding ways to address them constructively.

      We all have the same goal – to create a successful and beloved product that our fans will enjoy. To achieve this, we should listen to their feedback and use it as an opportunity to improve our future projects. I believe that by working together and respecting the opinions of our fans, we can navigate these challenges and continue to build a strong and thriving franchise.

      Let's set up a meeting to discuss this further and come up with a plan to address the fan feedback effectively.

      Best regards,
      Bob Iger

      the people who spent the time writing this totally aren't obsessed

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU
    JUST
    KNOW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shinbros and Sabinebros

      We won

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's jealous of Sabine's force sensitivity and independence unironically

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's like 4 ft tall or something, what the frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they don't kiss by the end of all this then I'm going to be very mad...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Double edged sword. They'll kiss. But Shin has to be dying in Sabine's arms.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't it be the other way around?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice butt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sexual tension was palpable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shibros please tell me we won't lose

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be fine with never seeing another star destroyer for the rest of my life. Do something new for frick's sake.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thrawn arrived there on a star destroyer, dumbass. Where else would he be?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be glad they were nice enough to skip the part where the New Republic fielded them for a time

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cast him.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >these guys are all zombies
      >Thrawn is so fat because he's spent 10 years cannibalizing his crew and having the Nightsisters reanimate their bones

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who the frick came up with the idea for this character but I like him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he probably isn't human

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this is exactly what the First Order should have been. A bunch of Imperial zealots wielding cobbled together equipment with some ceremonial flair. Who the frick comes up with a faction that's supposed to rising from the defeated ashes of the empire and then decides to make them look cleaner and more advanced than the empire at the height of its power?

      Anyway, that aside the episode was kind of shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are those anime girl figurines

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, I just grabbed the first image I saw. But probably.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        First Order storm troopers look like or pic related
        Their star destroyers look like

        They face off against the New Republic who have pristine ships as if they came out of the prequels

        There, the First Order is now the coolest faction ever

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too cool for the message.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd also have them function as different sects competing for power. As the trilogy progresses they gradually become united under one warlord. Oh, and also have a bunch of old empire ships functioning more for ceremonial use and completely decked out with gaudy trinkets and Empire imagery.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        where did they get all that red duct tape

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          From skinning sand crab people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, it really is Rome in Space.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way better than Phasma.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I see your schwartz is as big as mine

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What in the living frick happened to this man's posture? Guy has to lean forward to maintain a stable balance

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is pulled forward by the weight of his big fat wiener, a monster wiener, a massive monster, sweaty and bold

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        most hug-able star wars

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unbelievable femcel energy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shin is for sure a kiss less virgin.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOLEM GET YE GONE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Relatable energy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        walk into any library in america and find a 99% match for this photo, posture and all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's Mads Mikkelsen's brother, he has /druk/ gut

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOLEM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baylan delivers once again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for his role he studied elon musk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      all his power is in his legs and buttocks

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it when Star Wars exhibits its sci-fi side like this.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clasp hands behind back
    >looks smug
    >talks slowly

    the frick is her problem?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She always looks like she got a whiff of her own c**t and was pleasantly surprised.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I've seen this actress play the uppity evil witch stereotype in something before

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can guarantee her comeuppance will be being put in her place by the real witches. Probably fed to zombies or something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's an absolutely atrocious actress.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this b***h supposed to be? I didn't get how she could be dathomiri if she just looks like a human, clearly this episode they showed they know what it's supposed to look like...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She seems mixed race. Dathomiri can clearly breed with base line humans.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dathomiri females look like humans, or Rattataki as they were in the old EU, while the males are Zabraks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think she's just descended from Nightsisters, like on one side of her family, that's why she looks so human and her past was as a ship builder on Correlia or wherever. Real Dathomirans have gray skin and tattoos.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this episode was better than last week.

    The only problem was ERZA'S EYES WTF.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking spice for 10 years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than showrunners that say "we dont want to change POC eyes because of white beauty standards" or some moronic liberal wokeslop

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They gave Rosario blue eyes tho

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was referring to the Last Airbender live action thats upcoming

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    E. Thrawn Musk

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they actually came up with a le elite stormie variant name that hadn't been used yet, impressive

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are they called Night Troopers?

      I can't even call it clever since they're probably all Nightsister zombies.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who had "new space wolves" on the bingo card?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I love her so much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looked good this episode and actually got some lines, it's a shame the lines were just absolute shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're building towards some real emotional depth for her character, and for Baylon's I think.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like Gollum, dude.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to ophthalmologist, friendo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's still a nothing character so far. At least I understand what Baylon's deal is at this point.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not watching the show, but she looks like my SWTOR Sith Marauder made real. It's freaky.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thousands of people made a character like her in SWTOR

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe now, but I'm talking about years ago.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh btw every Jedi child knows about these legends of another galaxy connected by space whales
    >oh btw they're actually true
    >oh btw the Dathomir witches are from another galaxy
    >oh btw they've been dream-speaking with whatserface about everything so no need to get anyone up to speed on everything
    >ps the space whales come here to die but also they go back our galaxy regularly
    >oh man, Thrawn in exile, with limited resources and cool custom-painted stormtroopers. must be a cool story right? lol, I hope you like just looking at them
    >oh btw Thrawn is a tubby old guy who looks chinese. isn't it great that we got the voice actor to play him?
    >oh boy, Thrawn's live action debut for non-book-readers and non-cartoon-watchers. Here we go, his big introduction: He's cold and doesn't seem to like Jedi very much. Wow!
    >oh cool, most of the plot was driven by a dog that Sabine just met
    >"Wow, Sabine, thank god you're here to save me. I have so many questions about what's been happening my home galaxy. How are Hera and Zeb? How did you get here? How are we getting back? Was the Empire ever defeated? Did Lothal recover from Imperial occupation?"
    >"Um, could you give me some space? I just want to like vibe here for a sec, geez."

    Only positive was the drip feed of backstory for Baylan and Shin, except I have zero faith it's actually going to go anywhere.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sabine being annoying and a waste of time is nothing new for Rebels and this show was made for people who grew up watching that shit primarily. Everything about the show that isn't Sabine or Ahsoka except for the Anakin episode is alright.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>"Um, could you give me some space? I just want to like vibe here for a sec, geez."
        I've never particularly liked Sabine, but she's really insufferable in this show. It'd be one thing if she avoided the question out of guilt, but her tone makes it sound more like she feels she's entitled to shirk an explanation of the very urgent and serious problem that she knowingly created.

        Sabine was never that great a character (no one from Rebels was, except Chopper), but in this show she's really reached new lows.
        Every single plot point she is involved with is easily predicted by just thinking of the most insufferable, immature, emotional, teenaged-girl thing that could be done, and Sabine will do it.
        >I'm going to do something selfish and stupid but it's going to work out every time because the plot demands it
        Over and over again.
        The only trick is discerning whether she's supposed to be a parody or if we're actually supposed to like her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>"Um, could you give me some space? I just want to like vibe here for a sec, geez."
      I've never particularly liked Sabine, but she's really insufferable in this show. It'd be one thing if she avoided the question out of guilt, but her tone makes it sound more like she feels she's entitled to shirk an explanation of the very urgent and serious problem that she knowingly created.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really really hope we can shift directly into Ezra being the main character. When Sabine was meeting with Thrawn, it was insufferable.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andor was shit but at least things happen in this one so there's that

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Kathy's shills want the fanbase to hate Andor so much?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who precisely do you think is specifically responsible for Andor existing, genius

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andor is cringe Latino proletariat larping; its the kind of show you can only like if you wore Che Guerva shit in college.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They accidentally made a show about the common man throwing pipe bombs at an oppressive regime and it backfired since the left is the oppressive regime these days.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nnnoooo because leftwing = good therefore leftism is goodism and goodism can never be bad, because badism is always rightwing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Series accidentally portraied rebels properly instead of californian hippies which triggered someone's PTSD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the only reason its so good is because it isn't star wars and it isn't full of fanservice and it didnt play it safe.
      and it expanded the lore of characters from one of the most divisive recent films(rogue one)
      by all means it should have been shit
      but its kino.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's shit, bro.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oh no space AK's
          Literally every gun in Star Wars is based on a real gun

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but trandor's guns look like low effort shit. Sorry.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE A SPACE AK47 IT HAS TO BE A LASER GUN!!!!!!!
              seethe

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but trandor's guns look like low effort shit.
              >but if you remove magazine from Lewis machine gun and MG-series machineguns, now that's the effort

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember MG-42 is okay, but StG-44 is terrible and unfitting

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's shit, bro.
          It doesn't look as lame as Mando or Ahsoka

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it looks even lamer.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i dont hate that hair tho. is very anime. never thought i would see it in live action. imagine that wig on someone athletic or cool looking

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a proto rebelion(terrorist) to me.
          what's the problem?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but trandor's guns look like low effort shit.
            >but if you remove magazine from Lewis machine gun and MG-series machineguns, now that's the effort

            >NOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE A SPACE AK47 IT HAS TO BE A LASER GUN!!!!!!!
            seethe

            >trandorsissies sperging out again
            *sigh*

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >still no argument
              Cope seethe and dilate.
              Revolutions aren't done by hipsters.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gets triggered and whines nonsensically
              you need to go back

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sperging
              where?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ur shit

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Ezra die before ST?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he did the smart thing and fricked off back to his own galaxy with his waifu.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably best not to think about what all these people will be doing in 25 years

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. He made a new family with Sabine and made sure to stay out of politics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A good question, for another time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      With Grogu in the Jedi academy.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whhhhyyyyyy doeeesss evveerrryyythhinnnggg haaappppeeennn sooo sllllooowwwwlllyyyyy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      prestige television needs ambience you FRICKN philistine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly feel like the show is moving pretty fast. I was expecting we wouldn't leave the galaxy until the last 30 seconds of the season, and that there'd be a ton of dicking around. Show seems pretty focused to me, barring maybe the first two episodes which were boring.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I honestly feel like the show is moving pretty fast.
        It is two hours of material at best and would have made a fine tv movie instead they turned it into a miniseries.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moving too fast. We have, what, 1 episode left of the series? Not a damn thing has been properly fleshed out and explained. The villains motivations have not been established. This entire mess of a show has essentially zero context.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1 episode left of the series?
          2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please understand most of the budget for this episode went into the alligator wolf.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really did like the look of the howlers, though at first I thought they were loth-wolves. Filoni really can't help himself with putting wolves everywhere.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet Filoni unironically wears those shirts with howling wolves.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filoni is quite literally a gay furry. Wolves are homosexual furgay shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He literally wears MULTIPLE wolf pins on his cowboy hat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mate I'm rewatching Rebels and every episode is constantly progressing so damn quickly. I appreciate having some nice slow moments.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really want everyone to know that Ezra and Sabine are just friends and it's getting funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the first episode didn't he say shes like a sister to him in the hologram?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone joking about Shin being a femcel
        >actually Sabine is the friendzoned 32-year old tattoo girl living in her oneitis' abandoned apartment raising cats

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone joking about Shin being a femcel
        >actually Sabine is the friendzoned 32-year old tattoo girl living in her oneitis' abandoned apartment raising cats

        Everything about Sabine's behavior makes it seem like she's in love with him and he just didn't reciprocate. If you didn't watch Rebels you'd have no idea he was the one with the crush.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's probably gotten over his crush for the most part, and even if he still has it doesn't want to make it weird between them like that all of a sudden. Meanwhile Sabine seems like she's going to have a meltdown.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even remember him having a crush. Not beyond "she's clearly the cutest girl I know and she sleeps across the hall."

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's really all it was. He's tries flirt unsuccessfully a couple of times and then gives up. It almost feels like it was a corporate mandate to include in the first place. They dropped the idea as soon as they could.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex with stardestroyer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Ahsoka and Sabine even in this show? I'd rather just follow Baylan and Shin. Just say they get hired by Morgan to hunt down the maps, because she's been told that Thrawn needs help killing a Jedi. Then later they turn on Thrawn and join Ezra because he reveals the extent of the Nightsisters and their fricked up zombie magic.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf was that chanting shit
    how did they not use Kiner's kino Thrawn theme?
    i listened to it on repeat when I read the final Ascendancy book, so good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because GROND

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thrawn army invading Coruscant be like

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This extragalactic Empire stuff gives an out to the Empire surviving in some form.

    They just make something in another Galaxy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      breakaway civilization

      just like the nazis in antarctica/moon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Filoni was smart he'd have had Thrawn create an entire Empire in the other galaxy in the years he's been away.

      But he's Filoni, so Thrawn has just been hanging out in orbit of that one planet with his infinitely fueled and supplied Star Destroyer for like a decade.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thrawn's lackies managed their small empire (Empire of Hand) in Unknown Regions with the support of locals in the old EU, meanwhile here Thrawn himself cannot offer his troopers decent armor

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Filoni was smart he'd have had Thrawn create an entire Empire in the other galaxy in the years he's been away.

          But he's Filoni, so Thrawn has just been hanging out in orbit of that one planet with his infinitely fueled and supplied Star Destroyer for like a decade.

          I'm pretty sure they're force zombies

          they actually came up with a le elite stormie variant name that hadn't been used yet, impressive

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thrawn's lackies managed their small empire (Empire of Hand) in Unknown Regions with the support of locals in the old EU, meanwhile here Thrawn himself cannot offer his troopers decent armor

        It would have been far more kino if they show up to this other galaxy, and find Ezra and Thrawn living like a couple of hermit bros in the wreckage of the ship. No stormtroopers or anyone else around. Basically both gave up any semblance of their old lives and conflict and are just living like Tom Hanks in Castaway. A wise, old Thrawn who no longer seeks war and conquest disappointing those seeking to bring him back to lead the empire.

        The real Thrawn from the EU was a multifaceted character and a villain that was no so purely evil for the sake of it. This dogshit Filoni version is a one dimensional loser, nothing compelling about him.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The saddest part is I heard he’s still supposed to be more like the old EU version in the new canon Thrawn novels, but it seems like Filoni ignores them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's not. Those books are pretty bad. He's just as lame and neutered in them. None of the books under Disney are good or canon at all. They make even bottom tier shows like this seem great in comparison. I miss the EU so God damn much. I've resorted to reading fricking Warhammer 40k books in recent years to fill that void and it is a meager existence.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Recommend me some good Warhammer books. I got Eisenhorn recently

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol no, dumbass, you've never read either old or new thrawn books
            they are diametrically opposed characters
            old Thrawn is true Heir to the Empire, who attacked the New Republic and wanted to restore the Empire
            New Thrawn is le misunderstood anti-hero, who was actually never loyal to the Empire, he dindu nothing, and he just used the Empire cuz there are big bad aliens that want to attack Chiss space
            Ahsoka Thrawn is old Thrawn. Nu-novels Thrawn is just Zahn jerking off.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ahsoka Thrawn is old Thrawn
              LMAO
              /co/mrade, original Thrawn was talented admiral, not "le ebil martial arts master"

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zahn tried to pull Thrawn dindu nuffin in Outbound Flight before. Which ironically only resulted with Palpatine dindu nuffin

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This Thrawn is more like the version in the very first trilogy of books, when he was just supposed to be a one-off villain. But his popularity was so massive that over the years Zahn expanded the character with more depth. He still had depth in those first books, but not to the degree of later, he was more like a really good Bond villain.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure Zahn is desperately trying to cope how to fit Filoni's show with his Disney Canon novels. He already went like 'Rukh isn't gone. Rukh is title not a name' before kek

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zahn spent too long with the character and tried to make him heroic. It's a trap many Impaboos fall into. Thrawn can either be a villain in the main series or a second rate protagonist in some books no one without a youtube channel ever reads.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did that because doing evil Empire again and again is both boring and fricking moronic. And a massive fricking problem. Displaying the Empire as just these incredibly stupid and monstrous incompetent morons essentially just trains the viewer to themselves be a moron that projects that image on to everyone they perceive as an enemy. We've all seen the stupid fricking tweets, you know this to be true.

                Repeating this again and again is how you get the sequels. It's trash, nobody fricking cares, and it's basically killing Star Wars.

                The fact is you have an aesthetic that people love, they in fact WANT to like the Empire, they WANT to root for them, and this is fricking obvious the second you realize that 90% of Clone Wars aesthetics is just slightly reskinned Empire and everyone brazenly and full-throatedly love all of it despite all of that being the ramp up to the authoritarian dictatorship they've convinced themselves they must hate because it's "right", as if this isn't a story and instead is a proxy of reality.

                Well no goddamnit. I'd rather root for Thrawn to be the main character than to just be a blue pinball getting knocked down on routine. I'd rather see his Star Destroyers flying around blowing up those not!MC30s and his Stormtroopers shooting all the dumbass bluesuits, and I want to be made feel like this is a good thing, if for no other reason than they all look way fricking cooler than their counterparts and are actually halfway interesting, unlike all our "protagonists".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hand of Thrawn duology was already crap, I didn't risk reading more of Zahn going back to the well on him

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was fine. In fact I really enjoyed the Clone Wars 2: OG Edition they were building towards.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just remember it being overall poor, the fake Thrawn wasn't a huge surprise and didn't really pay off, and the hooking up of Luke and Mara was just horribly contrived and inorganic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was mostly a midpoint book establishing things for the future.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was my problem with it. It felt like it was more arranging the chairs for the world going forward rather than a strong story in it's own right, like the Story Group had given Zahn a checklist he had to complete.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize that all this nonsense with Thrawn is all Ezra's fault, right? His plan was to take Thrawn to the other galaxy using space whales instead of killing him on Lothal. If everything gets fricked because of that decision, it'll be absolutely hilarious writing from Filoni.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    simp homosexual show

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you want to bet they offscreen Sabine telling Ezra "actually I came here with the guys bringing Thrawn back, so unless you wanna hitch a ride we're fricking next to the crabs tonight."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like they friendzoned each other the second they reunited. I'd believe a full frontal lesbian scene with her and shin more than Sabine and Ezra kissing.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whales wouldn't decay in space though they'd be preserved

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filoni neither understands space, nor does he care to.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >General Baylan Skoll
    Was Ashoka even general in the Clone Wars ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, she was a commander. Padawans were commanders. Jedi Knights and Masters were Generals.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"As you grow older, look at history, you realize it's all innevitable. The fall of the Jedi, the rise of the empire. It repeats again, again and again."
    >"What I seek is the beginning, so I may finally bring this cycle to an end"
    Based Baylan

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally just wants to end Star Wars

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he's not sith or grey jedi.......?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably sees himself as a grey jedi, but in reality he's slowly being corrupted by the dark side like count Dooku.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't really see any dark side in him. Or Shin for that matter. This show is doing an absolutely atrocious job of fleshing them out or utilizing them. Especially since he's by far the best actor in it and they are the only engaging part. Just such a waste.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he trying to access the world between worlds?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doomwiener was right, he's going to kill the force and the nightsisters will become the only force users because the force is female.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*dies*
      It really is like poetry.

      And again, if Filoni was halfway a decent writer, and Baylan was supposed to survive this and go into another season, then season 2 would open with the new actor rising up from some kind of Nightsister rejuvenation bath, justifying the recast. But I half-expect him to literally die offscreen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could already just die in this show before he died in real life

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >season

        This is all leading into some massive build-up with Mando & Like setting up his jedi academy anon,the film is already green-liy & ready to go there's going to be a massive time skip

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I can't wait to see the movie and have it end with Luke going back to his future fricking crater.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is Ezra gonna tap this Asian's butthole?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't 20 lbs overweight
      >does that thing where you stand up from a lotus position without using your hands
      >appears to be capable of stunt work with high kicking, etc.
      its really weird in this day and age to see a female actor with any athleticism

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you want to see your friend again?
      >I'm looking for my friend
      >I'm so happy I found my FRIEND again
      Not happening

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really understand the point of it. It's not like either character has a different love interest. Not sure why they're so adamant to make their relationship strictly platonic with no ambiguity.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Ezra is dying in the last episode and Sabine and Shin will frick each other instead.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its dogshit

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Die well.
    What a gigachad, holy frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Based armor
      >Chad voice
      >Seems honorable
      God, I hope Enoch sticks around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gold armor cracks
      I know that one
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking goddamn weeb Filoni...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking goddamn weeb Filoni...

        They really overdid it with the red ribbons though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep i thought the same. they repaired their shitty armor that doesnt protect them from blasters with fricking gold.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically just a knock off Star Wars version of Legate Lanius

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many different cartoons do I need to watch to understand what's going on in this show?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be 208 episodes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Entertainment Homework is a curse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just listened to a friend of mine talking about it a lot and my little sister watching it in the living room when she was 12 for years and I get the gist. I also just know everyone hates Sabine but are conflicted because she's sexo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched a single one of them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero. None of the shit that doesn't make sense in Ashoka makes any more sense with the context of rebels.
      Except for this:
      >At the end of Rebels, there was a big battle against Thrawn. The ace up Ezra's sleeve was attracting the space whales to come and frick up Thrawn's fleet. Then the whales took Ezra, Thrawn, and his Star Destroyer away to planet I-dunno-we'll-figure-it-out-later
      There. That's what the whole "exile" thing is. Now you're up to speed.
      Everything else that you think you're missing out on is either no deeper than you can figure out through context, or contradicts what it was like in the cartoons, or didn't make any sense in the cartoons either.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the female characters so dam boring?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are the female characters so dam boring?
      women are boring in general

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go outside.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, did Erza had sex with some of the female little crabs during those 15 years ?

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The red ribbons and gold welded bits are just stupid looking. I actually really hate that Thrawn has any troops at all. Filoni forgot yet another detail of his own show in that everyone abandoned ship before Ezra made the Purgills hyperspace them away. It was supposed to just be Ezra and Thrawn. Thrawn should be as much a disheveled desert hobo as Ezra.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thrawn should be as much a disheveled desert hobo as Ezra.
        nightsister magic bro

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't even get me started. Making the Dathomir witches be from another galaxy ruins them and utterly robs this "new galaxy" of any wonder and mystique right out the gate. Oh, you wanted new and fresh things in this new setting? Nah, too bad, same shit you've already seen. It might as well just be some random outer rim planet if they were going to be this unoriginal and boring.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The red ribbons and gold welded bits are just stupid looking.
        Looks just cool. Sorry you're so stuck up and lame.
        >Filoni forgot yet another detail of his own show in that everyone abandoned ship before Ezra made the Purgills hyperspace them away
        Source? There are tens of thousands of people aboard the star destroyers. When did they the time to escape?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The series finale of Rebels. When Thrawn's ship is being attacked, he orders everyone to abandon ship and there are scenes of crew and troopers leaving in escape pods and ships. The whole point was that it was literally just Ezra and Thrawn to the end. But much like the Sabine having the Force shit, Filoni retconned it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No?

            That never happened. Why do you lie? There are troops on board the ship. Ezra closes the door. Thrawn never told anyone to leave. You're dumb AND a liar.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do you lie?
              Because none cares abot low-poly show with ugly female characters

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol, Black person
                cut your wrists (along, not across - don't mess it up!)
                concession accepted

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >REEEEE YOU SHOULD WATCH UGLY 3D CARTOON
                No thanks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then don't talk as if you'd watched it and know what you're talking about, dumb Black person.
                >HE DOES THE THING!
                >Where?
                >IN THE CARTOON, HE DOES IT!
                >No, he doesn't. Here's the clip. Why do you lie?
                >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO ONE WATCHES CARTOONS LOLOLO XDDD
                Waste of fricking space. Genetic deadend.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except you're dead wrong, which is making your tantrum even more pathetic and embarassing. Everything anon said happened in that episode did happen. Thrawn and Ezra not being alone on the Star destroyer is 100% a retcon from Rebels finale. Seethe harder you pathetic failure.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Thrawn and Ezra not being alone on the Star destroyer is 100% a retcon from Rebels finale.
                Thrawn and Ezra are not alone on the star destroyer in the Rebels finale.

                No?

                That never happened. Why do you lie? There are troops on board the ship. Ezra closes the door. Thrawn never told anyone to leave. You're dumb AND a liar.

                Here is the clip. Why do you lie?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were. Stop posting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me. Prove it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No?

                That never happened. Why do you lie? There are troops on board the ship. Ezra closes the door. Thrawn never told anyone to leave. You're dumb AND a liar.

                The series finale of Rebels. When Thrawn's ship is being attacked, he orders everyone to abandon ship and there are scenes of crew and troopers leaving in escape pods and ships. The whole point was that it was literally just Ezra and Thrawn to the end. But much like the Sabine having the Force shit, Filoni retconned it.

                > Thrawn and Ezra not being alone on the Star destroyer is 100% a retcon from Rebels finale.
                Thrawn and Ezra are not alone on the star destroyer in the Rebels finale.
                [...]
                Here is the clip. Why do you lie?

                Are you all fricking high, why the frick would Ezra just sit there after he took Thrawn + Co through hyperspace. Of course he's going to bolt to the nearest escape pod and leave Thrawn to patch together a crippled Chimera and kill all of the purgil (whose bones we see in orbit)
                I genuinely can't fathom why you'd be so stupid as to insist that the only rational canonical outcome is that Ezra would sit down and let himself get captured. He's a Jedi who has had history of evading capture in Imperial Star Destroyers in the past.
                You guys are as diseased as the people who thought Ezra and Thrawn would team up because you yank to Thrawn so much you want him to be some antihero hero.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ezra and Thrawn would team up because you yank to Thrawn so much you want him to be some antihero hero.
                I wanted Ezra to go full darkside though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does that make any sort of sense. Look me dead in the eye and tell me how it would make sense that Ezra would be a Dark-sider.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then don't talk
                How about no?
                It's not cartoon discussion, it's live action series discussion

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The homosexual brought up the cartoons, lied and embarrased himself. Why are you doing this?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The homosexual brought up the cartoons,
                Filoni did

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I have to admit this bit was kino

      I don't really see any dark side in him. Or Shin for that matter. This show is doing an absolutely atrocious job of fleshing them out or utilizing them. Especially since he's by far the best actor in it and they are the only engaging part. Just such a waste.

      >I don't really see any dark side in him. Or Shin for that matter.
      Well if they are the EU grey jedi or even dark jedi, they shouldn't. But Filoni usually follows off the Lucas canon, so you could expect them to lean more to the dark side. I think from the previous episodes it felt like Shin is leaning more to the dark and tends to get more emotional.
      The show would've been so much better if it wasn't called Ahsoka and was focused on the antagonists. What we have here is literally Rebels season 5.
      Like, I'm far more interested in why Baylan came to the conclusion that he need to end the cycle, and what Shin imagined as her goal because they're clearly not on the same page. Thrawn is by far the most interesting character of all, even when written by Filoni

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that this show isn't going for the ahsoka comes out of nowhere and saves the day approach, thrawn knowing beforehand, making the right assumptions and preparing for it is different from typical starwars cliche I guess

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enoch
    >Night Trooper
    >Face plate

    Coincidence?

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >planets ring is a graveyard of corpses
    kino.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the crab people look so much better than the Sequel trilogy alien races.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sequel aliens and ship designs bother me way more than the awful story. The whole sequel era has shit aesthetics.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never get over the FO shit being so clean and crisp that they looked like Apple produced them.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're clean and crisp but also have absolutely no staying power
          The ship designs looking nearly identical to the original trilogy means there's nothing the sequels can hope to do better in.
          If that whole era is made up of orange x-wings, black tie fighters, squished star destroyers, and stormtroopers where the eyes are connected rather than apart, there's literally nothing for me here

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Babu Frikers on suicide watch

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's slop wars, there's nothing to discuss. sage

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was with the goofy fricking turtle things?
    Weird goofy aliens don't believe in Star Wars.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ahsoka vs Baylan philosophical mirror (jedi good or bad?) is definitely the main thrust of the season
    Thrawn is an afterthought
    So, obviously Ahsoka comes out on top, probably killing Baylan, maybe converting Shin, maybe Sabine kills her
    But, whatever happens, the ending will be Thrawn returning to the galaxy and they've basically set up a situation not unlike the opening of the Heir to the Empire novel where the opening chapter is Thrawn proving his genius by taking out THREE new republic cruisers with a single star destroyer
    How many NuPub's cruiser you count lingering around the purgiil planet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kino option would be for Ahsoka to save Baylan from the dark side but Shin reject the light and fully turn.
      That way she can play antagonist in a future season. She has already given hints when she wanted to choke sabine.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now she's showing that she's jealous of Sabine for some reason and Baylon is acting more ambitious. I don't know where what they want to do with those characters but there are only 2 episodes left. Maybe Shin and Baylon just get trapped with the witches at the end

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They clearly had no plan for these characters whatsoever. Filoni is an utter hack. This episode really solidified the fact that all he and Lucasfilm are doing at this point is throwing whatever random "cool" designs they can on the screen with zero consideration into being coherent or having a purpose. It might as well be entirely AI generated for how little cohesion there is.

          >A couple of mysterious evil Jedi with orange Lightsabers and medieval clothing and no discernible motives
          >Weird robot bounty hunter soldiers
          >wolf horse creatures
          >crab people
          >hobo Stormtroopers with red cloth bits and gold accents
          >ronin samurai Tusken raiders
          >Sabine suddenly being a Jedi
          >Anakin showing up for nostalgia points
          >space whales
          >an Imperial inquisitor that looks like he's wearing some Dark Souls armor

          I could go on. None of it gels. None of it has purpose. It just exists to look "cool" with no other thought given to why it's there or what purpose or meaning any of it has. Which is the total opposite of everything George Lucas ever did. Every single design in his 6 films has a coherent throughline and intention behind it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are low IQ and you are here exclusively to shitpost. Buy a rope, tie a noose, etc.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sabine suddenly being a Jedi
            It's more that anyone can use the force if they just try

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Which is completely wrong and absolutely was never true. Just more Filoni destroying Lucas' lore and vision.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea what you're talking about, low IQ mutt.

                >Kasdan: The Force was available to anyone who could hook into it?
                >Lucas: Yes, everybody can do it.
                >Kasdan: Not just the Jedi?
                >Lucas: It’s just the Jedi who take the time to do it.
                >Marquand: They use it as a technique.
                >Lucas: Like yoga. If you want to take the time to do it, you can do it; but the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing. Also like karate.

                Don't bring up the name of Lucas ever again.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >quotegay is here to reference 40 year old interviews from before Lucas changed his mined to prove that Filoni is right in the here and now
                How about you post the one from that same interview saying Yoda isn't a Jedi and doesn't fight with a ligghtsaber?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't change anything about the Force. All have it and anyone can learn it. That's from a 2020 book. He talks about midi-chlorians, too. Like I said, low IQ mutt, kneel, and accept my urine all over your face, as you deserve it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's from a 2020 book.
                So years and years after he abandoned any right which to speak about Star Wars?

                You don't get to be an authority if you renege on all your responsibility.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOOO THAT INTERVIEW IS FROM 40 YEARS AGO DOESN"T COUNT!
                >NOOOOOOOOOO THAT INTERVIEW IS TOO RECENT!
                You are pathetic. Kneel and open your mouth.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucas ass-eater is obsessed with the scatological
                Unsurprising.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one said anything about eating ass and scat. That was all you. Projecting again? Last night it was homosexual shit, now this. With each day, we learn more and more about your "kinks."

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Scatological" colloquially refers to any and all blow-the-waist fluid-related degeneracy you fricking ESL. I'll have you know I wasn't even on the internet period yesterday, so it seems like you have a case of paranoid delusions. Expected of a guy that does nothing but defend Dave Filoni all day.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally not a word of this is true. Only individuals born with a genetic trait to use the Force can use it. Simple as. That was always Lucas' stance and remains so. Shut the frick up and leave.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of all the shitty things in this show and Star Wars in general I don't know why the Sabine/Force thing bothers people. The real problem is it's not clear why she ever started training to be a Jedi to begin with and Sabine already had so much shit going on that Sabine being a Jedi seems like an excuse to give Ahsoka an apprentice.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's incredibly stupid and completely at odds with everything in the films and everything Lucas said about the Force. Also because her having the Force and training as a Jedi are an extremely dumb retcon with zero basis in Filoni's own cartoon about that character. It stands as an egregious example of how much of a creatively bankrupt and integrity devoid hack he truly is

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everything Lucas said about the Force
                Where did he say it? He said the opposite:

                He didn't change anything about the Force. All have it and anyone can learn it. That's from a 2020 book. He talks about midi-chlorians, too. Like I said, low IQ mutt, kneel, and accept my urine all over your face, as you deserve it.

                You have no idea what you're talking about, low IQ mutt.

                >Kasdan: The Force was available to anyone who could hook into it?
                >Lucas: Yes, everybody can do it.
                >Kasdan: Not just the Jedi?
                >Lucas: It’s just the Jedi who take the time to do it.
                >Marquand: They use it as a technique.
                >Lucas: Like yoga. If you want to take the time to do it, you can do it; but the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing. Also like karate.

                Don't bring up the name of Lucas ever again.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it's incredibly stupid and completely at odds with everything in the films
                Maybe.
                >and everything Lucas said about the Force.
                Given Lucas's interview from the book, clearly not. Besides, Lucas changed his mind all the time anyway.

                Literally false

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it's incredibly stupid and completely at odds with everything in the films
                Maybe.
                >and everything Lucas said about the Force.
                Given Lucas's interview from the book, clearly not. Besides, Lucas changed his mind all the time anyway.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've repeatedly said her potential is incredibly low and in the old times wouldn't even get given the time of day by the Jedi Order

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                an excuse to give Sabine motive for staying with the group besides being Ezrah's cumbawd

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could argue that she did it in some vain attempt to find Ezra through the force, because she was that desperate.

                She also did familiarize herself with Lightsabers in the past, and maybe in order to wield Ezra's lightsaber, a bonafide Jedi lightsaber and not the Darksaber, the only way she would receive training is if she took the whole Master/Padawan jedi shtick

                It's really not hard to headcanon reasons as to why Sabine said "frick it I'm gonna give it a whirl".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You could argue that she did it in some vain attempt to find Ezra through the force, because she was that desperate.
                You could argue she thought she needed to fill the Jedi slot on the roster that Ezra left empty. You could argue a lot of things. The show just treats it as a given, though. It shouldn't require headcanon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know nothing about Star Wars. Shut the frick up and leave already you moronic troony secondary.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                George Lucas knows nothing about Star Wars and is a troony secondary, huh? Whew, EUnuchs are truly something else. Where did you get that crack?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So far every time she thinks she's using the force it's just something else causing the reaction. It's probably buildup for a moment where she picks up a broom with the force at the end.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And then the night sisters curse Sabine into becoming a young boy that they then sell to the casino planet from TLJ where she has to tend to the space horses forever but she sometimes uses the force to grab the broom when shes bored which is the true lore behind the ending of that movie

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, this anon gets it. George Lucas had clearly defined and well thought out inspirations and ideas for the things he put on screen. It was never a random mishmash jumble of disparate ideas that don't match. This show, and everything Filoni and Disney are doing with Star Wars, are this same no rhyme or reason approach.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 minute long "Friend" hug. Yeah, thats what went down.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just such good friends. I hug all my female friends for a minute then look at them in the eyes with a big smile and hug them again. Such good friends 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just such good friends. I hug all my female friends for a minute then look at them in the eyes with a big smile and hug them again. Such good friends 🙂

      No one official or unofficial indulging your gay fanfiction.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sarcasm autismo

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first time in forever when stormtroopers looked cool and the armor sit properly on the people wearing it. Everywhere else stormtroopers looked fricking terrible.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do the stormtroopers have red duct tape all over them? why doesnt thrawn just space nuke ezra if he pretty much knows where he is? why are the space witches voices so echo-y? what the frick is in those boxes thats sooo useful and game changing?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more interested in how Thrawn and Ezra have been surviving here for (how long has it been, several years? 15 years I heard someone say) when they're literally right next to each other. Why? Why didn't Ezra try to kill him? Why didn't Thrawn ever try to kill Ezra? They've really just been next door neighbors this whole time and nothing happened? Weird.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They've really just been next door neighbors this whole time and nothing happened?
        a tale for another time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really tought ezra was the folden face dude at first but then i tought that would be interesting and surely reality was gonna be lame as frick and i wasnt that far away off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was really hoping that they had somehow became friends or allies forced to work together, just would have made more sense and would have added some more conflict.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're good friends now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed Ezra has been attacking Thrawn's forces over the years and they just never managed to to catch and kill him. The Imperials have probably been mistreating the locals while gathering supplies and he went back to the whole Robin Hood, steal from the rich give to the poor thing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ezra and his little shell having ayys are very good at hiding and teaching people from another galaxy each other's languages you see. They're always on the move 10 minutes after dinner is just done cooking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do the stormtroopers have red duct tape all over them?
      Nightsister magic ruban
      >why doesnt thrawn just space nuke ezra if he pretty much knows where he is?
      His spaceship is boken
      >why are the space witches voices so echo-y?
      to sound strange
      >what the frick is in those boxes thats sooo useful and game changing?
      Zombies

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't tell him about the Thrawn and map bullshit

      Filoni's really going out of his way to make her as moronic as possible

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She thinks Ahsoka is dead and doesn't want to tell him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean what was Sabine's plan?
        >Alright Ezra so now that I found you lets just go to Thrawn's Star Destroyer. He said he'd be waiting around for a few days so we'll just carpool with him, no sweat

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume just sneak aboard the Chimaera. Star Destroyers are massive ships. Two people could easily hide on one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ZERO(0) chemistry
      yikes

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahsoka S01E06
    >Discuss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /qa/ lost

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do the hermit crab people put on their shirts?

    Sabine Wren is so thirsty for Ezrah's wiener she travels across the void to another galaxy but she doesnt frick him immediately?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hermit crabs live in a shell they find and can come out. if they are based on hermit crabs it would be easy.
      if they are more like turtles you have a problem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      By leaving the shell ?

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does a craft that massive just hove and lower so gently in an atmosphere?

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick did Ezrah even get to that galaxy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE SPACE WHALES TOOK THE STAR DESTROYER WITH HIM AND THRAWN INTO THIS GALAXY AT THE END OF REBELS HAVENT YOU SEEN REBELS IDIOT?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next episode will reveal that Shin saw Ezra hugging Sabine and got jealous

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not an insane prediction. She's the literally me for females they've been looking for, not Rey

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What hysterical woman made this?

          The boyfriend would be ecstatic.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thrawn just isn't intimidating bros.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can thank Filoni for that. He wasn't in the cartoon either. He totally ruined this character, he's nothing like the based mastermind villain from the true canon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OG Thrawn kinda sucked too. Zsinj from Wraith Squadron was better mastermind villain

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, I remember him being good in his trilogy. Up until he got surprise shanked by Leia's gremlins at least.
          It's just beyond that, his story was already done. He worked in that specific context.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trilogy was okay but I always thought his art superpower is kinda silly

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Thrawn literally just this guy now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's more like this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SWTOR character creation really got out of hand

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did Thrawn's deathtroopers go?

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabine Wren gives me major Kelly Balthazar vibes, same voice, same pronounciations, same pauses, same facial expressions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sabine is giving me Sabine vibes and I still don't like her but want to frick her

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        watch Kelly Balthazar's Facial Abuse and other videos, its Sabine Wren getting facefricked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch Kelly Balthazar's Facial Abuse and other videos, its Sabine Wren getting facefricked

      Think Sabine would be as good at throating wiener?

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was a child soldier once with a mentor who murdered a bunch of children and then killed me but I got saved by Saturday morning cartoons so I am now stoic punished black lady in a bad costume
    Mature Ahsoka is such a bland character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she's a character without any purpose. Her character already ended. Twice. Lucas intended for her leaving the Jedi Order to be the last time she was ever seen. But Filoni and Disney brought her back. Then Filoni killed her only to retcon himself a year later to bring her back to life because he refused to just let go. Her character was never meant to be around like this, her character arc is long over. She sucks because there is nothing genuine or valid about her still being alive.

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Die well.
    Y-you too.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Thrawn still have that jedi temple thing Sheev told him to build in the Chimaera?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      where would he get the skilled labor?

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    crab people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing I liked about the episode.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Morgon Elsbeth starship shaped like a ring?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitty downgrade of outbound flight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, chiss looked so much more intimidating with solid red eyes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would not translate well into live action, at all. We'd be clowning the absolute frick out of it

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thrawn just walks out in bright light like normal
    >no creepy red eyes emerging form the shadows, but polite smile

    Wasted opportunity.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    our guy is ezra is back /swco/

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baylan single handedly pushed this show from garbage to unbridled kino. Not even Andor reached this level.
    https://streamable.com/9b54c3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 will be painful to watch without Ray

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex in front of the crabs

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