Has its own visual style, feels like an adventure, good looking cast, actual character relations for once. I seriously don't see how anyone could think this is worse than all the other slop they've put out.
Because it looks bad. Because it is too recognizable. Because they didn't alter it enough. Because AKs didn't exist in the period the OT takes inspiration from, and therefore they don't fit aesthetically. Because Blandor was a bad show, overrated to hell by midwits and morons.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Because it looks bad.
It isn't >Because it is too recognizable.
So as a fricking Lewis barrel back in 80s. >Because AKs didn't exist in the period the OT takes inspiration from
OT takes inspiration from WW2 and it's wunderwaffe ideas, planes dogfighting etc, first AK was done 2 years after war and StG 44 was done durring the war. >Because Blandor was a bad show
You've just being filtered because show didn't had glowing dildo and wooden actors
10 months ago
Anonymous
>It isn't
It does. Also, learn English, you subhuman scum. >So as a fricking Lewis barrel back in 80s.
No, it's not. It was also altered and looked different enough to fit the aesthetic of the setting. >OT takes inspiration from WW2 and it's wunderwaffe ideas, planes dogfighting etc, first AK was done 2 years after war and StG 44 was done durring the war.
So, it was done AFTER WW2, therefore it does not belong in the timeframe that the OT took inspiration from. >You've just being filtered because show didn't had glowing dildo and wooden actors
So, you hate Star Wars? Why do you watch something with a "Star Wars" label, then? Oh, because it was Star Wars in name only, and it allows you to feel better like a midwit you are, because you aren't actually intelligent enough for actually sophisticated works. I guess I was "filtered", because I am not a moron, and I don't like bad show that are designed as a midwit magnet.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>It was also altered
Sure pal >So, it was done AFTER WW2, therefore it does not belong in the timeframe that the OT took inspiration from > and StG 44 was done durring the war.
Learn how to read. Also, you do realise that weapon design and philosophy didn't instantly changed after the war? Or the fact, that Mg42 was kept in production for decades? >So, you hate Star Wars?
Nope, I hate moronic Lucas-purists.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Sure pal
More so than the low-effort AKs from blandor. >Learn how to read.
Learn how to think. AKs were a deliberate choice, yes, yet another heavy-handed allegory for "the insurgents", as if we weren't already getting it, because everything Tony Gilroy does is heavy-handed and up its own ass. >Nope, I hate moronic Lucas-purists.
You are far more moronic than they are. Trandor is, by far, the worst Star Wars show they've made. For all the faults the other shows had, at least they never actively despised the setting they were working in.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>More so than the low-effort AKs from blandor. >removing magazine from MG42 is high-effort redesign
Okay >yet another heavy-handed allegory for "the insurgents"
And..? What is your point exactly? >You are far more moronic than they are
It's way too many layers of irony when it comes from a guy who thinks AK design completely different from WW2-era weapon >For all the faults the other shows had, at least they never actively despised the setting they were working in.
Orly? Lucas was threating IP as16 yo girl from Saigon
But anyway, here is lies the main problem of the mentioned shows, they aren't interesting since they are fully focused on delivering fan-service, instead of making something good. No Expanse-tier space flights, no cool lightsaber choreography, no high-tense gun-fire etc and etc.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Okay
I know I am right, thanks. >And..? What is your point exactly?
The point is that Blandor was terrible, heavy-handed, ugly trash, where the heavy-handed themes went first, and aesthetics of the setting second. >AK design completely different from WW2-era weapon
It is. >Lucas was threating IP as16 yo girl from Saigon >here is lies the main problem
Learn English, you subhuman Trandor filth.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>where the heavy-handed themes went first
As it always should be >and aesthetics of the setting second.
False, not a single canonical piece of Star Wars aesthetic was altered. >It is.
Sure thing
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yes.
10 months ago
Anonymous
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10 months ago
Anonymous
She looks so fricking stupid and out of place.
10 months ago
Anonymous
She just flagged every dude in this scene. What a dumb bish
10 months ago
Anonymous
Lewis is a very obscure gun. Civilians in the UK aren't allowed to own them, and they weren't sold to the civilian market outside the UK either.
The AK-47 is the most common battle rifle in the world. It's so ubiquitous that several countries have it in their flag, and in Mandalorian they didn't even attempt to disguise it. It's like if they put a Toyota Corolla on the set and said it was a landspeeder, they're not fooling anyone, or stuck a pop song into the soundtrack, they're not fooling anyone.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao you reminded me of the Chevy Tahoes in the fricking Halo show.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Kek I totally forgot about that. What an absolute shitshow that was. The best episode of Halo was as bad as the worst episode of any Disney Star Wars show.
I love how this picture gets thrown around like it's the only solid/valid criticism people can come up with. Yes it's stupid. Yes the prop master should have this prop gun shoved up his ass for thinking this is a good idea. No, it doesn't automatically make the show "le bad".
10 months ago
Anonymous
the show was boring dumb slop
I don't think I could recover if I turned my brain off to the levels required to enjoy it
So to weigh in I've seen Clone Wars and Rebels because I have kids that like them a lot. My impression of Ahsoka is that it's basically a continuation of those shows, in particular it feels like Filoni doesn't care what else is going on with Star Wars and he's just finishing out his own little fanfic with his own characters. The problem here is that if you aren't a parent who's had to watch Rebels like 5 fricking times you're not going to know who any of these people are or what their histories are. This whole thing would have been better as an animated continuation of that show, making it a live action standalone is just going to confuse the hell out of the audience.
I guess as a critique from someone who liked Rebels we've fallen into the same trap as the Sequel trilogy where apparently everyone failed and is bitter/sad/alone. Making Sabine force sensitive is also really stupid, she's already got enough shit going on with her character and there's no way that the multiple jedi and sith she met wouldn't have told her she was strong in the force at some point. Apparently she had a whole training arc with Ahsoka offscreen, bullshit.
Then finally there's the modern Disney problem, there aren't any strong male characters in the show, but I kind of expected that.
We'll see if he's allowed to actually be a threat. I feel like this is going to be a Kylo Ren situation where they give him scenes to make him intimidating but won't let him actually defeat or impede the main characters in any way. If he kicks Ahoska's ass in a lightsaber duel and she barely escapes with her life I'll change my tune.
I also just don't have any faith that they're going to do anything interesting with him. There won't be any doubts, any chance to win him over or god forbid realize he's right about something, he's just a final boss to be beaten by the protags.
>someone who liked Rebels
Jesus, has the bar really gotten this fricking low? I remember when Anons were constantly shitting all over TCW (which is pure kino) and now everybody is dicksucking absolute fricking trash like Rogue One and Andor and even Rebels. Jesus...
>Rogue One and Andor
Those are the most horrible because they tricked midwits into thinking they are "mature". TCW, Rebels, etc. is just slop, so at least it's inoffensive.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Rebels is plainly terrible in every way conceivable, a MAJOR step down from the masterpiece that was TCW
10 months ago
Anonymous
I watched less than two seasons. TCW wasn't great either though. They share an identity. They are alike in plenty of ways.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This is true.
Rebels is plainly terrible in every way conceivable, a MAJOR step down from the masterpiece that was TCW
TCW is ONLY entertaining because you already know and like Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Mace Windu, Padme, etc. It is not all Ahsoka centric and takes place during a much more dynamic setting, a galaxy spanning war, with a lot of different types of planets and battles explored. Rebels is not a different show from it, but it fails because the new characters all suck and NEVER actually become interesting. Their relationships and big moments never feel earned or developed. At least half the series is confined to one or two planets with not much going on week to week except same-y guerilla tactics and sabotage against extremely minor Imperial targets. You can only watch these lame characters blow up a fuel depot or steal speeders from Stormtroopers so many times before it becomes completely dull and rote. The writing and tone in Rebels and TCW is exactly the same, but Rebels sucks so much more because it doesn't have a likable cast, an interesting premise, or a dynamic setting.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>TCW wasn't great either
It was though. The first two seasons are a bit weak but the show improves drastically with every season in terms of animation quality and storytelling. It's no coincidence that most of Disney Wars is banking off "this is what happened to this TCW character after Episode 3," despite TCW not being that popular when it was airing
The problem with both Rebels and Clone Wars is that people only remember the really good episodes, which to be fair are really good, and then they forget about shit like the 5 episode arc with the frog guy and the droids or that stupid stun blade lightsaber from Rebels season 1.
>The problem with both Rebels and Clone Wars is that people only remember the really good episodes, which to be fair are really good, and then they forget about shit like the 5 episode arc with the frog guy and the droids
That's like the worst arc in the show though dude, but it also has that episode with Gregor which makes it easier to sit through. The vast majority of episodes are pretty high quality with a few exceptions
This is true.
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TCW is ONLY entertaining because you already know and like Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Mace Windu, Padme, etc. It is not all Ahsoka centric and takes place during a much more dynamic setting, a galaxy spanning war, with a lot of different types of planets and battles explored. Rebels is not a different show from it, but it fails because the new characters all suck and NEVER actually become interesting. Their relationships and big moments never feel earned or developed. At least half the series is confined to one or two planets with not much going on week to week except same-y guerilla tactics and sabotage against extremely minor Imperial targets. You can only watch these lame characters blow up a fuel depot or steal speeders from Stormtroopers so many times before it becomes completely dull and rote. The writing and tone in Rebels and TCW is exactly the same, but Rebels sucks so much more because it doesn't have a likable cast, an interesting premise, or a dynamic setting.
>TCW is ONLY entertaining because you already know and like Anakin
Gonna stop you here fren, Anakin is already basically a different character from in the movies. Also there are a million different OC characters that have been hard carrying Disney Wars ever since the israelites at Disney cancelled TCW out of hubris. >The writing and tone in Rebels and TCW is exactly the same
Absurd. They are completely different shows in every way imaginable. Rebels is kiddie slop that Disney Lorded over the entire time it was made whilst TCW was extremely edgy and only allowed on Cartoon Network because of George's endless money supply. I don't remember any entire episodes of Rebels dealing with trading disputes or with diplomacy meetings like in TCW dude. This is like comparing the middle school softball team to the New York Yankees
10 months ago
Anonymous
>The vast majority of episodes are pretty high quality with a few exceptions
Literally the entirety of the first 2/3 seasons is so bad that even fanboys will tell people "it's shit but gets better"
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah true
10 months ago
Anonymous
The problem with both Rebels and Clone Wars is that people only remember the really good episodes, which to be fair are really good, and then they forget about shit like the 5 episode arc with the frog guy and the droids or that stupid stun blade lightsaber from Rebels season 1.
We literally had Revenge of the Sith take inspiration from the Irak invasion so who cares about politics in a Star Wars film. The issue is that the writing and directing is bad.
>being independent
Sabine is still upset over Ezra having left her, Ahsoka still has issues over what happened with Anakin, witch girl works for Thrawn and blonde not-sith girl has a white master. See the pattern?
>Calls show woke >Calls newspaper woke >Woke newspaper doesn't like woke show >Instead of thinking this means your opinions on what is woke are wrong you double down
I can see why the posters here fall for conspiracy theories so easily
Unironically, people like you make me want to adopt the "chud" word myself instead of shitting on those using it. You're absolutuely parasitic, you never provide anything of value, all you do is seethe. Log off, touch grass, you mentally ill, stunted person.
I'm a tall, good looking, very hairy dude. Do you think that word does anything to me?
10 months ago
Anonymous
clearly given you answered with your Grindr bio
10 months ago
Anonymous
Why are millennials so tortured with homosexual thoughts? Did your boomer uncles all touch or you or something?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>proceeds to tell us about his rape fantasies
if you don't want to be called gay, don't act like it, kid.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're just pure cringe. Incompetent, impotent, irrelevant. Total waste.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>cringe
as if we needed proof of your zoomer status
10 months ago
Anonymous
>keep impotently seething
You're worthless. Log off. Get better.
10 months ago
Anonymous
that's a lot of projection there. I suggest not typing like a twitter expat if you want to fit in. might as suggest pills for you ED? you seemed concerned with impotence
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're a millennial which means you're practically a boomer at this point. You haven't achieved a single thing. Part of me pities you but then again, you're so toxic, you do deserve your misery.
10 months ago
Anonymous
assumptions and more projection. you don't feel pity, just narcissistic obsession and anger at your betters. maybe one day you'll see just because your life is shit not everyone else's is. I'll pray for you
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're disgusting, straight up. As soon as people like you remove themselves from the conversation things can only get better. Your entire life has been a failure and you keep doubling down on that which made it such.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Holy projection gaytroon
10 months ago
Anonymous
>no u
You're worthless. Log off. Get better. Fix your miserable life.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao obsessed and projecting. Very mad
10 months ago
Anonymous
Go away. You're not welcome here.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Sully another board u evil coward b***h
10 months ago
Anonymous
How Petersonian. Now get lost.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think you know what no u means. can't expect much from someone with no bant
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't think
Should've stopped right there.
10 months ago
Anonymous
rest of the sentence was too hard to read I see
10 months ago
Anonymous
That first bit summarized it perfectly.
10 months ago
Anonymous
probably should look up summarize next. you'll be learning big boy words today.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're just utterly worthless.
10 months ago
Anonymous
and you're endlessly seething and looping the same 5 insults. truly npc-tier
10 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
You're worthless. W-O-R-T-H-L-E-S-S.
[...]
You halfwits are talking to yourselves at this point. Which is cute, I guess.
[...]
10 months ago
Anonymous
You being getting ass ducked is gayer than calling someone a gay. homosexual.
As soon as you log off you're touching man ass.
Lmao. Millennials are truly the gayest generation.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Lmao. Millennials are truly the gayest generation.
not anymore, zoomers are even gayer than us
10 months ago
Anonymous
>foot-stomping kid
10 months ago
Anonymous
and you're endlessly seething and looping the same 5 insults. truly npc-tier
You're worthless. W-O-R-T-H-L-E-S-S.
10 months ago
Anonymous
anyone got a popsicle?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Funniest thing about your posturing is that despite how you pretend to be above it all, you're still in here with me, trying desperately to get an own. Millennials need permabanned.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>trying desperately to get an own
you mean an extra one? I could always go for more. do people older than you threaten you?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>calls others worthless >yet they stooped down to his level
You halfwits are talking to yourselves at this point. Which is cute, I guess.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>calls others worthless >yet they stooped down to his level
10 months ago
Anonymous
>no u
You're worthless. Log off. Get better. Fix your miserable life.
Go away. You're not welcome here.
[...]
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Twitter >Tumblr >Zoomer >Grindr
Go away, millennial. You're mentally ill.
10 months ago
Anonymous
damn, now that's projection
10 months ago
Anonymous
>keep impotently seething
You're worthless. Log off. Get better.
You're a millennial which means you're practically a boomer at this point. You haven't achieved a single thing. Part of me pities you but then again, you're so toxic, you do deserve your misery.
[...]
10 months ago
Anonymous
Careful, your zoomer boogeyman is falling apart.
10 months ago
Anonymous
can't really make a boogeyman out of gays wearing tutus. you probably meant strawman
Here we have your current year leftist. Worships billionaires and mentally ill sexual deviants. Hates poor and working class people.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Hates poor and working class people
Maybe stop being annoying.
10 months ago
Anonymous
how can one hillbilly make the left seethe so much?
10 months ago
Anonymous
He's a Con Inc plant. If you partake in propping him up further, you're essentially the cancer killing the world.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>plant
"every win is false, every figure is a plant, stop fighting please."
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's not what I'm saying. But I'm sure you've heard the interviews Oliver Anthony's been giving about how diversity is America's strength? How is Oliver Anthony a win?
But con inc loves government handouts, and this guy is criticizing them. I think you gotta use your noggin more!
It's on record one of Bongino's boys astroturfed the redneck.
10 months ago
Anonymous
But con inc loves government handouts, and this guy is criticizing them. I think you gotta use your noggin more!
As a shitlib myself, I think it's just supposed to be annoying more than insulting. Like basically all insults for white people, they aren't actually offensive, they're just a bit ridiculous and spamming them is annoying.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It’s not even that. Points for acknowledging you are a shitlib btw. You might be one of the rare salvageable ones. Also as an equal opportunity racist, I lament the fact that there are so few good slurs against white people. They sound more butthurt than insulting. You guys need to step it up.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Closest I think anyone ever came was, like, Cumskin. And even that's more fricking bizarre than actually offensive.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Agreed. To me the best was the first one. Cracker. Not as in a cookie but as in cracking whips. It’s funny and unflattering.
America is browner than the average third world country nowadays
And a lower life expectancy
>I hate America! >I hate Americans!
And yet you say this on an American website founded by an American, hosted in America, used primarily by Americans. Why don't you all go cry about us on your own websites? Oh wait you don't have any
Id really, really like to hear you "woke shit isnt woke" morons define what wokeness is to you and how this show or the mainstream media dont fit the definition.
They don't like it because you need to watch hundreds of episodes of cartoons to understand what is happening.. Filoni is either tone deaf or he doesn't give a frick. Probably should have done an episode that provided context to all the normies. Only neckbeards know who Ezra and Thrawn are.
>They don't like it because you need to watch hundreds of episodes of cartoons to understand what is happening
No, you don't. I haven't seen most of those.
>They don't like it because you need to watch hundreds of episodes of cartoons to understand what is happening.
That's a perfectly valid reason to dlislike it.
It would have been better served as an animated project, but at the same time it's incredibly funny to watch people whine about cartoons being relevant to the broader continuity of the children's science fiction franchise.
>They don't like it because you need to watch hundreds of episodes of cartoons to understand what is happening.
That's a perfectly valid reason to dlislike it.
It's definitely a valid reason to dislike it.
Personally I like it since TCW and Rebels have been better than all of the Disney Star Wars content we've gotten besides Rogue One and Andor. Those two together are the peak
Star Wars has been ruined forever and the only way it can be saved is if they just stop fricking making stuff for a while, which will never happen.
They're driving full steam ahead on the sunk cost fallacy, right into the motherfricking ground.
If they keep pumping this shit out constantly then no-one will be able to give a single shit about Star Wars ever again.
Yeah, sure. But that's a million times more bearable than any of the "sequel" garbage. Core of Star Wars will always be Episodes I t o VI + Tartakovsky's Clone Wars. Some of the nicer EU stuff like the Republic comics and a few of the games close to it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>But that's a million times more bearable than any of the "sequel" garbage.
Actually the same.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nope. Aesthetically the sequels are one of the biggest messes I've ever seen. They are insanely ugly. Filoni slop doesn't come anywhere near Lucas' work in that regard (also) but it's not bad.
Why must you make it obvious you never experienced the EU? Filoni slop is Disney slop. Star Wars died with the CGI Clone Wars show, long before Lucas sold.
>Star Wars died with the CGI Clone Wars show, long before Lucas sold
I actually do agree. Still, I think Filoni slop is servicable franchise shit. So, if they have to milk it, rather do it that way.
Rey Palpatine ruined Star Wars. Judging by the utter collapse of Disney as an entity, Rey Palpatine may have ruined Disney more broadly.
And after ALL that damage and ALL those layoffs, they are still somehow going to let Kathleen Kennedy spend $500 million on a 4th Rey Palpatine movie. What the frick are they thinking??????
Imagine being so terrible that even the fricking Guardian, that worships diversity, girl power, PoC, and every kind of current year woke leftist propaganda, hates the show.
The prequels did so much for Star Wars. Nu-wars mimicking the frumpy, and clumsy appearance of the original trilogy because they think it's charming when really it's just kitsch. Any charm it might have had is diminished by the mystery meats and HD cameras
Frick RLM
I don't know what it is with Ahsoka and the Obi-Wan series. Obi-Wan especially, it has potential to be decent/good but the direction is just terrible. If they put competent directors behind these episodes you would see some amazing shit. They could salvage the abysmal writing to a certain extent. But no, its all just shit.
Then watch them defend how the show takes Star Wars to a new galaxy by the end where future shows like Skeleton Crew are going to take place. This is a concerted marketing effort so they can all say it's time for a """fresh start""" when the next round of shilling begins.
Is Andor really 1 season only? Is the skinny mexican guy good for the main guy? Does he even have charisma? I remember bunnyfu towered over him in charisma in Rogue One.
Ok, I am in. Last SW thing I watched was Solo which I really liked, Mandalor s01 and s02 (I really liked with the Bill Burr Empire bar scene my kino peak), I also watched comedy/funny breakdown videos and reviews of Obi Wan so I know what is happening pretty much.
I downloaded yesterday Ahsoka ep1-2, haven't watched it yet. Maybe I should watch Andor first.
Ok, I am in. Last SW thing I watched was Solo which I really liked, Mandalor s01 and s02 (I really liked with the Bill Burr Empire bar scene my kino peak), I also watched comedy/funny breakdown videos and reviews of Obi Wan so I know what is happening pretty much.
I downloaded yesterday Ahsoka ep1-2, haven't watched it yet. Maybe I should watch Andor first.
You seem pretty concerned about that so I wanted to tell you
10 months ago
Anonymous
Forgive your parents, as much as they may have failed you. Accept hierarchy being the way of things and that rabble rule will never be a lasting thing.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You should be more worried about the republican party getting its shit together instead of making shit up about me because it looks like it's a mess
10 months ago
Anonymous
Not really my concern. The party can die for all I care. It's Trump or nothing at this point.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Well it's looking good for you then because Trump destroyed the party pretty good.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah. The party was totally worthless. It's Trump or bust, baby.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Do you believe Trump is 6'3?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah. Somewhere between 6'2 and 6'3. Have you seen his youngest son?
10 months ago
Anonymous
makes me wish I had been as well fed as a kid
10 months ago
Anonymous
I dunno. It's mostly genetics. I was getting a little chubby (never fat) around age 12 or so, so I borderline starved myself for a couple of months and really hit it off with strength training. Lost around 30 lbs. Still grew up to be tall. Wouldn't recommend doing shit like that though.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's been proven diet plays a huuuuge role. Indian Americans were the tallest people on earth thanks to meat, liver and milk diet. Mongols were absolute units thanks to a dairy and meat-rich diet as well. Once my kid is born I'll be sure to feed him well, minimize gay-ass grain.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Again, I don't really know. But I see people obsessing about diet a little too much.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>It's mostly genetics
I wish genetics would explain why I'm 6" taller than everyone else in my family. No, I'm not adopted, before someone says it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Anon. Obama is 6'1 in height and he's taller than Trump
10 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you even care so much?
10 months ago
Anonymous
So you agree that it's a lie, right?
10 months ago
Anonymous
No, I don't even care enough to see whether it might be true or not.
10 months ago
Anonymous
So why are you denying that he lied if you don't care. You could just say that love that he lies about the mildest shit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I really just don't give a shit whether Trump lies about his dicksize. It's not a luxury we can afford right now.
10 months ago
Anonymous
So you're okay with him lying even if it's about something as mundane about his height. Always good to know how stupid Trump voters are.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You lie about being a woman everyday, though.
10 months ago
Anonymous
are you moronic? Trump is standing behind Obama of course he'll look shorter
>coomer
No, it will get a 2nd season but probably nothing after. Skinny Mexican guy isn't so much the problem. It's pacing, visuals and tone that are the problem.
>Is the skinny mexican guy good for the main guy? Does he even have charisma?
No. He is a charisma vacuum, one-note, boring, pointless character, whose entire arc happened in Rogue One, where he was introduced. He doesn't seem to have any agency of his own, and he ends up in the Rebellion by pure chance and contrived writing.
>Is the skinny mexican guy good for the main guy?
Frick no he's easily the worst aspect of it. Poor actor, milquetoast appearance and his stupid fricking character dies in his stupid fricking movie anyway so their isn't anything there to invest in.
It's not half bad. The Night Mother could've been hotter. They should've cast Mulan as her instead of Fennec Shan. They could've used more TFU force scaling in this as well. Other than that, b***hes be hot and I will watch a clambake if the b***hes are pretty.
People liked Ahsoka because she was around the same age and frickable. Boys and men would immerse themselves as Anakin. Anakin with a cute waifu who has to hang around him willingly which would naturally lead to the development of a romance since both characters are attractive and capable. Without that aspect no one gives a frick about Ahsoka, bro.
they could have tied the temple to the Zeffo, the architecture fit but instead we got more nightsisters wank and not even good one at that. yes there was a Zeffo temple on Dathomir but they didn't claim it was a witch temple. they're trying to make the nightsisters more than just an isolated group, now they controlled several planets?
the dialogues and expositions are horribbly amateurish, they feed us a "as you remember this event happened" speech on Lothal, no subtlety, like the celebration is just the excuse for the exposition.
What's with modern Star Wars and having extremely ancient maps that points to a location of where A PERSON is? I can understand if it pointed to a location, but a fricking person? A thing that can move around and doesn't have to be at the location that the map says they are?
This is what I've been saying. I don't understand who are Lucasfilm keeps doing this. It's extremely fricking stupid, makes no sense, and is a clear example of very bad writing.
People liked Ahsoka because she was around the same age and frickable. Boys and men would immerse themselves as Anakin. Anakin with a cute waifu who has to hang around him willingly which would naturally lead to the development of a romance since both characters are attractive and capable. Without that aspect no one gives a frick about Ahsoka, bro.
This is very true, but not so much about Anakin. She was definitely meant to be the object of lust for a new generation of boys like Leia in the 70's and 80's and Padme in the early 00's. A boy's first crush, if you will.
I could easily see boys immersing themselves as Anakin because he has the most interaction with her. That dynamic of their relationship is what led her to be popular. Boys like romance too--you just have to package the girl correctly so that he involvement. When you take that aspect, the potential romance, then the girl loses agency and shouldn't be shown unless she's just that fricking cool. But even still, if there's no incentive or hint that the man is going to rescue her and win her heart and that she wants those things to happen then Ahsoka is better off being written off and out.
To be fair, the map isn't to Thrawn. It just happens to coincidentally lead to the unknown location that they apparently known Thrawn is in. And the only reason they know he's there is because the space witch just knows.
>female character unlocks the map puzzle by just staring at it long enough
Women are incapable of writing how smart people do things. A man would have written the character to tinker with the ball like examining its features and they would eventually just accidentally stumble on being able to twist the surface grooves.
Actually, that did happen. In fricking Treasure Planet, where Jim was able to quickly figure it out by simply tinkering with it physically.
I hate women so much it's unbelievable.
I don't think it's a women problem at all. It's just shit writing. You can't write a puzzle more clever than yourself. So we just end up with Skyrim-tier "point the twisty columns at the picture and arrange the rubiks cube to match the picture on the floor" bullshit. It's not a matter of writing someone solving the puzzle better, it's about avoiding a moronic macguffin locked behind a puzzle in the first place.
I think these fricking macguffins are getting ridiculous. Mando was especially egregious with the fricking "we need a droid to go to Mandalore except we don't" shit. Genuinely not sure if Lucas Arts can tell stories that don't revolve around "THE KEY TO THE MAP OF THE STARFORGE"
I think these fricking macguffins are getting ridiculous. Mando was especially egregious with the fricking "we need a droid to go to Mandalore except we don't" shit. Genuinely not sure if Lucas Arts can tell stories that don't revolve around "THE KEY TO THE MAP OF THE STARFORGE"
I honestly don't know why you'd even waste thought on the MacGuffins. They are MacGuffins, who the frick cares?
>All positive comments in the Cinemaphile threads are exclusively from coomers wanking over tight pants.
Yep, you know a show is kino, where there is nothing to praise but braindead coomer baiting.
Not really, it's just this site is flooded with coomers. Show looks good, seems planned out, overall has its own identity. Character interactions are fine, villains are cool and David Tennant is plays the first Nu Wars droid that doesn't suck.
>and David Tennant is plays the first Nu Wars droid that doesn't suck.
Hyuang first appeared in Clone Wars in 2012 and is a pre-Disney character, and David Tennant voiced him back then, too.
Oh, okay, I didn't watch most of the cartoon shit.
I'll grant you it's better than Mandalorian and Boba Fett (and obviously ObiWan) but the first 2 episodes where a pointless, drawn out fetch quest, and the dialog sounds like it's written by a robot, everybody sounds like a videogame NPC, with canned clichè phrases like "she's not ready".
Either you try to have some decent characters, or you try to have some fun exciting adventure, but this has neither.
I thought Stevenson and his student were engaging, Sabine at least having hangups with the Ezra guy and also Ahsoka was fine but then again, it's a show so pacing isn't movie-like.
I'll grant you it's better than Mandalorian and Boba Fett (and obviously ObiWan) but the first 2 episodes where a pointless, drawn out fetch quest, and the dialog sounds like it's written by a robot, everybody sounds like a videogame NPC, with canned clichè phrases like "she's not ready".
Either you try to have some decent characters, or you try to have some fun exciting adventure, but this has neither.
Limp wristed cuck mods have completely ruined this fricking site. Can't talk about anything anymore without the thread devolving into politics spergery
>female character unlocks the map puzzle by just staring at it long enough
Women are incapable of writing how smart people do things. A man would have written the character to tinker with the ball like examining its features and they would eventually just accidentally stumble on being able to twist the surface grooves.
Actually, that did happen. In fricking Treasure Planet, where Jim was able to quickly figure it out by simply tinkering with it physically.
>female character unlocks the map puzzle by just staring at it long enough
IT's actually more moronic than that, when you notice that all she had to do, was connect the obviously displayed lines into the only symbol they could create.
Even a drooling moron could do that.
Every episode of this shitpile was written by Dave Filoni lmao. But you're right, he's clearly dumb as frick. Maybe don't contrive a puzzle ball as your macguffin that the character needs to solve if you've never solved a rubix cube or played a video game before irl.
Shin is the star of the show, idk about Ahsoka herself. I wish they kept her mute and then much later on reveal that she is the actual master and then she drops her first line, that would be amazing. But i guess they will kill her off early in some stupid way by Sabine, yawn.
I gave it part of the first episode. It's probably their most agonizingly slow and boring series yet and that's after Andor being a surefire cure for insomnia.
It's not even agonizingly slow in a smart way. It's just the characters do things extremely slowly and we get too many shows of characters just walking slowly to places. Usually slow pace scenes like that is for the audience to bask in the ambience of the worldbuilding or take in the scenery, but this show does all of this slow shit with extreme closeups on the characters.
Hit the nail on the head. It's funny too considering how often Filoni's work is compared to Genndy's. Regardless of your final opinion of their works, Genndy is an absolute master at building ambience and atmosphere and it really highlights how weak this show's attempts are in comparison.
>Genndy, you have 5-minute episodes to tell this story >Ha, easy. No problem. I'll do that, build tension and flesh out the characters with time to spare
>Filoni, we're giving you hour-long episodes to do whatever you want >But that's not enough time to fit in all the lingering butt shots that I need! HOW CAN ANYONE WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS?
Genndy is a master of visual storytelling. Samurai Jack, Clone Wars, and Primal all have very, very minimal dialogue (often none at all) and manage to convey a huge number of ideas, emotions, and subtleties through facial expressions, body language, use of color, and other animation techniques. Meanwhile Filoni just throws in Marvel quips and exposition and manages to say nothing of any real substance most of the time. It's not even really a fair comparison because Genndy is an artist while Filoni is a fanfiction.net poster who somehow convinced George Lucas and subsequently Disney that he should get a huge budget to shitpost about his wolf fetish and orange waifu.
>Genndy, you have 5-minute episodes to tell this story >Ha, easy. No problem. I'll do that, build tension and flesh out the characters with time to spare
>Filoni, we're giving you hour-long episodes to do whatever you want >But that's not enough time to fit in all the lingering butt shots that I need! HOW CAN ANYONE WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS?
Genndy is a hack, his CW was shit on par with The Rise of Skywalker; the endings to SJ and Primal were ass.
It's so surreal and sad to think that everytime an article like that is posted, it's because the pr team specifically reached out to tell them about it.
Like they wrote those moments in, had a meeting, and then emailed some websites about their cool "secret" references
guardian probably just saw Orange Woman and thought "Bad"
It is a bad show though, politics aside
It's way more servicable than anyhing else they've done.
you find men's arseholes to be 'serviceable"
You having gay thoughts is not the own you think it is.
OK poofter.
I despise you millennials. So worthless.
the entire world hates homosexual
Hates you?
You being getting ass ducked is gayer than calling someone a gay. homosexual.
Black person, who exactly are you trying to fool
In what way? These moronic shills have gotten so lazy. The show is a new low, as they just keep getting worse.
Has its own visual style, feels like an adventure, good looking cast, actual character relations for once. I seriously don't see how anyone could think this is worse than all the other slop they've put out.
Andor was top tier Star Wars kino. This show feels like a fan production.
Also, who the frick greenlit making a live action show to be the final arc of a kid's cartoon that no one watched?
>Andor was top tier Star Wars kino. This show feels like a fan production.
>Lewis machine gun in space good
>AK in space bad
yes
Because..?
figure it out
>No argument
Classic
>no deductive reasoning skills
🙂
>You must make argument for me
Because it looks bad. Because it is too recognizable. Because they didn't alter it enough. Because AKs didn't exist in the period the OT takes inspiration from, and therefore they don't fit aesthetically. Because Blandor was a bad show, overrated to hell by midwits and morons.
>Because it looks bad.
It isn't
>Because it is too recognizable.
So as a fricking Lewis barrel back in 80s.
>Because AKs didn't exist in the period the OT takes inspiration from
OT takes inspiration from WW2 and it's wunderwaffe ideas, planes dogfighting etc, first AK was done 2 years after war and StG 44 was done durring the war.
>Because Blandor was a bad show
You've just being filtered because show didn't had glowing dildo and wooden actors
>It isn't
It does. Also, learn English, you subhuman scum.
>So as a fricking Lewis barrel back in 80s.
No, it's not. It was also altered and looked different enough to fit the aesthetic of the setting.
>OT takes inspiration from WW2 and it's wunderwaffe ideas, planes dogfighting etc, first AK was done 2 years after war and StG 44 was done durring the war.
So, it was done AFTER WW2, therefore it does not belong in the timeframe that the OT took inspiration from.
>You've just being filtered because show didn't had glowing dildo and wooden actors
So, you hate Star Wars? Why do you watch something with a "Star Wars" label, then? Oh, because it was Star Wars in name only, and it allows you to feel better like a midwit you are, because you aren't actually intelligent enough for actually sophisticated works. I guess I was "filtered", because I am not a moron, and I don't like bad show that are designed as a midwit magnet.
>It was also altered
Sure pal
>So, it was done AFTER WW2, therefore it does not belong in the timeframe that the OT took inspiration from
> and StG 44 was done durring the war.
Learn how to read. Also, you do realise that weapon design and philosophy didn't instantly changed after the war? Or the fact, that Mg42 was kept in production for decades?
>So, you hate Star Wars?
Nope, I hate moronic Lucas-purists.
>Sure pal
More so than the low-effort AKs from blandor.
>Learn how to read.
Learn how to think. AKs were a deliberate choice, yes, yet another heavy-handed allegory for "the insurgents", as if we weren't already getting it, because everything Tony Gilroy does is heavy-handed and up its own ass.
>Nope, I hate moronic Lucas-purists.
You are far more moronic than they are. Trandor is, by far, the worst Star Wars show they've made. For all the faults the other shows had, at least they never actively despised the setting they were working in.
>More so than the low-effort AKs from blandor.
>removing magazine from MG42 is high-effort redesign
Okay
>yet another heavy-handed allegory for "the insurgents"
And..? What is your point exactly?
>You are far more moronic than they are
It's way too many layers of irony when it comes from a guy who thinks AK design completely different from WW2-era weapon
>For all the faults the other shows had, at least they never actively despised the setting they were working in.
Orly? Lucas was threating IP as16 yo girl from Saigon
But anyway, here is lies the main problem of the mentioned shows, they aren't interesting since they are fully focused on delivering fan-service, instead of making something good. No Expanse-tier space flights, no cool lightsaber choreography, no high-tense gun-fire etc and etc.
>Okay
I know I am right, thanks.
>And..? What is your point exactly?
The point is that Blandor was terrible, heavy-handed, ugly trash, where the heavy-handed themes went first, and aesthetics of the setting second.
>AK design completely different from WW2-era weapon
It is.
>Lucas was threating IP as16 yo girl from Saigon
>here is lies the main problem
Learn English, you subhuman Trandor filth.
>where the heavy-handed themes went first
As it always should be
>and aesthetics of the setting second.
False, not a single canonical piece of Star Wars aesthetic was altered.
>It is.
Sure thing
Yes.
.
She looks so fricking stupid and out of place.
She just flagged every dude in this scene. What a dumb bish
Lewis is a very obscure gun. Civilians in the UK aren't allowed to own them, and they weren't sold to the civilian market outside the UK either.
The AK-47 is the most common battle rifle in the world. It's so ubiquitous that several countries have it in their flag, and in Mandalorian they didn't even attempt to disguise it. It's like if they put a Toyota Corolla on the set and said it was a landspeeder, they're not fooling anyone, or stuck a pop song into the soundtrack, they're not fooling anyone.
Lmao you reminded me of the Chevy Tahoes in the fricking Halo show.
Kek I totally forgot about that. What an absolute shitshow that was. The best episode of Halo was as bad as the worst episode of any Disney Star Wars show.
I love how this picture gets thrown around like it's the only solid/valid criticism people can come up with. Yes it's stupid. Yes the prop master should have this prop gun shoved up his ass for thinking this is a good idea. No, it doesn't automatically make the show "le bad".
the show was boring dumb slop
I don't think I could recover if I turned my brain off to the levels required to enjoy it
That's a bad prop, but it doesn't change my opinion on Andor. Its probably my favorite piece of Star Wars media that isn't A New Hope.
>That's a bad prop
Bad prop for a bad show
every single thread
If a Redditor says a show or movie is "serviceable" you know it's absolute bottom of the barrel garbage.
So to weigh in I've seen Clone Wars and Rebels because I have kids that like them a lot. My impression of Ahsoka is that it's basically a continuation of those shows, in particular it feels like Filoni doesn't care what else is going on with Star Wars and he's just finishing out his own little fanfic with his own characters. The problem here is that if you aren't a parent who's had to watch Rebels like 5 fricking times you're not going to know who any of these people are or what their histories are. This whole thing would have been better as an animated continuation of that show, making it a live action standalone is just going to confuse the hell out of the audience.
I guess as a critique from someone who liked Rebels we've fallen into the same trap as the Sequel trilogy where apparently everyone failed and is bitter/sad/alone. Making Sabine force sensitive is also really stupid, she's already got enough shit going on with her character and there's no way that the multiple jedi and sith she met wouldn't have told her she was strong in the force at some point. Apparently she had a whole training arc with Ahsoka offscreen, bullshit.
Then finally there's the modern Disney problem, there aren't any strong male characters in the show, but I kind of expected that.
>there aren't any strong male characters in the show
This guy maybe.
Dude he is destined to job in the most hillarious way.
Maybe.
We'll see if he's allowed to actually be a threat. I feel like this is going to be a Kylo Ren situation where they give him scenes to make him intimidating but won't let him actually defeat or impede the main characters in any way. If he kicks Ahoska's ass in a lightsaber duel and she barely escapes with her life I'll change my tune.
I also just don't have any faith that they're going to do anything interesting with him. There won't be any doubts, any chance to win him over or god forbid realize he's right about something, he's just a final boss to be beaten by the protags.
>strong
Lol. Even in his introduction, his padawan did all the killing and acrobatics.
>Making Sabine force sensitive is also really stupid,
How else would Filoni be able to jerk off to his OC waifu?
he's already got one jedi waifu to jerk off over, why does the girl who's already had like 6 backstories before turning 16 need another one?
7 is a lucky numbers
>Implying Filoni will stop at 7th backstory
I'm kind of hoping we find out that Sabine also trained as a fighter with the Yuuzhan Vong somehow
At this point Filoni should just give her omophagea and make her cannibal
>someone who liked Rebels
Jesus, has the bar really gotten this fricking low? I remember when Anons were constantly shitting all over TCW (which is pure kino) and now everybody is dicksucking absolute fricking trash like Rogue One and Andor and even Rebels. Jesus...
>Jesus, has the bar really gotten this fricking low?
You've been told about it since TCW
>Rogue One and Andor
Those are the most horrible because they tricked midwits into thinking they are "mature". TCW, Rebels, etc. is just slop, so at least it's inoffensive.
Rebels is plainly terrible in every way conceivable, a MAJOR step down from the masterpiece that was TCW
I watched less than two seasons. TCW wasn't great either though. They share an identity. They are alike in plenty of ways.
This is true.
TCW is ONLY entertaining because you already know and like Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Mace Windu, Padme, etc. It is not all Ahsoka centric and takes place during a much more dynamic setting, a galaxy spanning war, with a lot of different types of planets and battles explored. Rebels is not a different show from it, but it fails because the new characters all suck and NEVER actually become interesting. Their relationships and big moments never feel earned or developed. At least half the series is confined to one or two planets with not much going on week to week except same-y guerilla tactics and sabotage against extremely minor Imperial targets. You can only watch these lame characters blow up a fuel depot or steal speeders from Stormtroopers so many times before it becomes completely dull and rote. The writing and tone in Rebels and TCW is exactly the same, but Rebels sucks so much more because it doesn't have a likable cast, an interesting premise, or a dynamic setting.
>TCW wasn't great either
It was though. The first two seasons are a bit weak but the show improves drastically with every season in terms of animation quality and storytelling. It's no coincidence that most of Disney Wars is banking off "this is what happened to this TCW character after Episode 3," despite TCW not being that popular when it was airing
>The problem with both Rebels and Clone Wars is that people only remember the really good episodes, which to be fair are really good, and then they forget about shit like the 5 episode arc with the frog guy and the droids
That's like the worst arc in the show though dude, but it also has that episode with Gregor which makes it easier to sit through. The vast majority of episodes are pretty high quality with a few exceptions
>TCW is ONLY entertaining because you already know and like Anakin
Gonna stop you here fren, Anakin is already basically a different character from in the movies. Also there are a million different OC characters that have been hard carrying Disney Wars ever since the israelites at Disney cancelled TCW out of hubris.
>The writing and tone in Rebels and TCW is exactly the same
Absurd. They are completely different shows in every way imaginable. Rebels is kiddie slop that Disney Lorded over the entire time it was made whilst TCW was extremely edgy and only allowed on Cartoon Network because of George's endless money supply. I don't remember any entire episodes of Rebels dealing with trading disputes or with diplomacy meetings like in TCW dude. This is like comparing the middle school softball team to the New York Yankees
>The vast majority of episodes are pretty high quality with a few exceptions
Literally the entirety of the first 2/3 seasons is so bad that even fanboys will tell people "it's shit but gets better"
Yeah true
The problem with both Rebels and Clone Wars is that people only remember the really good episodes, which to be fair are really good, and then they forget about shit like the 5 episode arc with the frog guy and the droids or that stupid stun blade lightsaber from Rebels season 1.
Women can literally not be bad, chud. Even if they were AMAB all women are STRONG *clap* WOMEN.
>STRONG *clap* WOMEN.
>filename
answer is in the pic itself
sounds like /vt/
Well he’s been arrested so yeah orange man is bad.
C’mon, Chud. You can do better.
Head on leave now if you want to argue politics ad nauseam.
So was Nelson Mandela
sorry; you think if someone's arrested that means they're guilty?
They are shills for the system. These people don't believe in anything.
>black people bad because they get arrested all the time even doe thats racist as all hell
We literally had Revenge of the Sith take inspiration from the Irak invasion so who cares about politics in a Star Wars film. The issue is that the writing and directing is bad.
Yeah but it's way more timeless than that.
its just a bad show man, nothing to do with politics, shit is just trite frickin' boring.
They'd be right in both contexts
My sides!
Black person Black folk
This character wasn’t even in the Star Wars trilogy ?
don't end statements with a question mark
>HDWRWSM...
Understood this immediately. I spend too much time here...
Why are you people more obsessed with politics than woke critics?
>you people
youre one of us
>show about Strong Women being Strong and Independent
>Even the Guardian doesn't like it
Oof and yikes
>being independent
Sabine is still upset over Ezra having left her, Ahsoka still has issues over what happened with Anakin, witch girl works for Thrawn and blonde not-sith girl has a white master. See the pattern?
>Calls show woke
>Calls newspaper woke
>Woke newspaper doesn't like woke show
>Instead of thinking this means your opinions on what is woke are wrong you double down
I can see why the posters here fall for conspiracy theories so easily
>nu wars
>not woke
okay, troony
Unironically, people like you make me want to adopt the "chud" word myself instead of shitting on those using it. You're absolutuely parasitic, you never provide anything of value, all you do is seethe. Log off, touch grass, you mentally ill, stunted person.
look at this looney troon seethe
You're worthless. No one likes you. Your entire existence is seethe. Log off, get better.
Lmao seething libtard
I'm definitely further to the right than you.
troony
I'm a tall, good looking, very hairy dude. Do you think that word does anything to me?
clearly given you answered with your Grindr bio
Why are millennials so tortured with homosexual thoughts? Did your boomer uncles all touch or you or something?
>proceeds to tell us about his rape fantasies
if you don't want to be called gay, don't act like it, kid.
You're just pure cringe. Incompetent, impotent, irrelevant. Total waste.
>cringe
as if we needed proof of your zoomer status
>keep impotently seething
You're worthless. Log off. Get better.
that's a lot of projection there. I suggest not typing like a twitter expat if you want to fit in. might as suggest pills for you ED? you seemed concerned with impotence
You're a millennial which means you're practically a boomer at this point. You haven't achieved a single thing. Part of me pities you but then again, you're so toxic, you do deserve your misery.
assumptions and more projection. you don't feel pity, just narcissistic obsession and anger at your betters. maybe one day you'll see just because your life is shit not everyone else's is. I'll pray for you
You're disgusting, straight up. As soon as people like you remove themselves from the conversation things can only get better. Your entire life has been a failure and you keep doubling down on that which made it such.
Holy projection gaytroon
>no u
You're worthless. Log off. Get better. Fix your miserable life.
Lmao obsessed and projecting. Very mad
Go away. You're not welcome here.
Sully another board u evil coward b***h
How Petersonian. Now get lost.
I don't think you know what no u means. can't expect much from someone with no bant
>I don't think
Should've stopped right there.
rest of the sentence was too hard to read I see
That first bit summarized it perfectly.
probably should look up summarize next. you'll be learning big boy words today.
You're just utterly worthless.
and you're endlessly seething and looping the same 5 insults. truly npc-tier
Lmao. Millennials are truly the gayest generation.
>Lmao. Millennials are truly the gayest generation.
not anymore, zoomers are even gayer than us
>foot-stomping kid
You're worthless. W-O-R-T-H-L-E-S-S.
anyone got a popsicle?
Funniest thing about your posturing is that despite how you pretend to be above it all, you're still in here with me, trying desperately to get an own. Millennials need permabanned.
>trying desperately to get an own
you mean an extra one? I could always go for more. do people older than you threaten you?
You halfwits are talking to yourselves at this point. Which is cute, I guess.
>calls others worthless
>yet they stooped down to his level
>Twitter
>Tumblr
>Zoomer
>Grindr
Go away, millennial. You're mentally ill.
damn, now that's projection
Careful, your zoomer boogeyman is falling apart.
can't really make a boogeyman out of gays wearing tutus. you probably meant strawman
Please stop. If you get them too mad they'll shoot up their local Walmart
Here we have your current year leftist. Worships billionaires and mentally ill sexual deviants. Hates poor and working class people.
>Hates poor and working class people
Maybe stop being annoying.
how can one hillbilly make the left seethe so much?
He's a Con Inc plant. If you partake in propping him up further, you're essentially the cancer killing the world.
>plant
"every win is false, every figure is a plant, stop fighting please."
That's not what I'm saying. But I'm sure you've heard the interviews Oliver Anthony's been giving about how diversity is America's strength? How is Oliver Anthony a win?
It's on record one of Bongino's boys astroturfed the redneck.
But con inc loves government handouts, and this guy is criticizing them. I think you gotta use your noggin more!
As soon as you log off you're touching man ass.
so right fellow Cinemaphilener!
Okay chud, stop getting mad at people on Cinemaphile you loser lel
Chud is like the least offensive insult ever. It’s just a shitlib signaling word
As a shitlib myself, I think it's just supposed to be annoying more than insulting. Like basically all insults for white people, they aren't actually offensive, they're just a bit ridiculous and spamming them is annoying.
It’s not even that. Points for acknowledging you are a shitlib btw. You might be one of the rare salvageable ones. Also as an equal opportunity racist, I lament the fact that there are so few good slurs against white people. They sound more butthurt than insulting. You guys need to step it up.
Closest I think anyone ever came was, like, Cumskin. And even that's more fricking bizarre than actually offensive.
Agreed. To me the best was the first one. Cracker. Not as in a cookie but as in cracking whips. It’s funny and unflattering.
>you never provide anything of value
This is incredibly funny to me for reasons you'll never know.
This board is now full of moronic people poisoned by the culture war. Mainly Americans and other third worlders
You should make some sort of European posting site. Why doesn't Europe do anything any more except b***h
give them a break; they don't own anything
America is browner than the average third world country nowadays
And a lower life expectancy
>Cinemaphilecel posting
It's an American website. You can leave and go to some shitty Serbian website anytime you want
>I hate America!
>I hate Americans!
And yet you say this on an American website founded by an American, hosted in America, used primarily by Americans. Why don't you all go cry about us on your own websites? Oh wait you don't have any
>the Ahmed
Id really, really like to hear you "woke shit isnt woke" morons define what wokeness is to you and how this show or the mainstream media dont fit the definition.
They don't like it because you need to watch hundreds of episodes of cartoons to understand what is happening.. Filoni is either tone deaf or he doesn't give a frick. Probably should have done an episode that provided context to all the normies. Only neckbeards know who Ezra and Thrawn are.
>They don't like it because you need to watch hundreds of episodes of cartoons to understand what is happening
No, you don't. I haven't seen most of those.
>They don't like it because you need to watch hundreds of episodes of cartoons to understand what is happening.
That's a perfectly valid reason to dlislike it.
It would have been better served as an animated project, but at the same time it's incredibly funny to watch people whine about cartoons being relevant to the broader continuity of the children's science fiction franchise.
It's definitely a valid reason to dislike it.
Personally I like it since TCW and Rebels have been better than all of the Disney Star Wars content we've gotten besides Rogue One and Andor. Those two together are the peak
Star Wars has been ruined forever and the only way it can be saved is if they just stop fricking making stuff for a while, which will never happen.
They're driving full steam ahead on the sunk cost fallacy, right into the motherfricking ground.
If they keep pumping this shit out constantly then no-one will be able to give a single shit about Star Wars ever again.
Filoni fanfic slop is close enough to EU content. If it was just Clone Wars, Rebels and Ahsoka and none of the Rey stuff, it would be okay-ish.
>Filoni fanfic slop is close enough to EU content.
lol no
Not the creme of the creme but it isn't that bad. I still don't recognize any of it as canon though, not even the pre-Disney Filoni stuff.
>Not the creme of the creme but it isn't that bad.
It is bad as TCW
Yeah, sure. But that's a million times more bearable than any of the "sequel" garbage. Core of Star Wars will always be Episodes I t o VI + Tartakovsky's Clone Wars. Some of the nicer EU stuff like the Republic comics and a few of the games close to it.
>But that's a million times more bearable than any of the "sequel" garbage.
Actually the same.
Nope. Aesthetically the sequels are one of the biggest messes I've ever seen. They are insanely ugly. Filoni slop doesn't come anywhere near Lucas' work in that regard (also) but it's not bad.
Why must you make it obvious you never experienced the EU? Filoni slop is Disney slop. Star Wars died with the CGI Clone Wars show, long before Lucas sold.
>Star Wars died with the CGI Clone Wars show, long before Lucas sold
I actually do agree. Still, I think Filoni slop is servicable franchise shit. So, if they have to milk it, rather do it that way.
The worst parts of the eu are pure kino compared to anything made in at least twenty years
RotS was 2005 and is the absolute peak of Star Wars.
Rey Palpatine ruined Star Wars. Judging by the utter collapse of Disney as an entity, Rey Palpatine may have ruined Disney more broadly.
And after ALL that damage and ALL those layoffs, they are still somehow going to let Kathleen Kennedy spend $500 million on a 4th Rey Palpatine movie. What the frick are they thinking??????
Threadly reminder that Rey's porn content is ~60% degradation, rape, or ryona. By porn she's the most hated character in history by a wide margin.
Imagine being so terrible that even the fricking Guardian, that worships diversity, girl power, PoC, and every kind of current year woke leftist propaganda, hates the show.
>even the goyrdian is panning it
lmao star wars is a corpse and now everyone is shitting on it
pretty great how they don't even mention ray stevenson because its so painfully obvious he was too good for this shit
The prequels did so much for Star Wars. Nu-wars mimicking the frumpy, and clumsy appearance of the original trilogy because they think it's charming when really it's just kitsch. Any charm it might have had is diminished by the mystery meats and HD cameras
Frick RLM
wast of dubs on a double-digit IQ post
Shut up. I know people keep telling you your opinion matters but it really doesn't. It's shit.
I don't know what it is with Ahsoka and the Obi-Wan series. Obi-Wan especially, it has potential to be decent/good but the direction is just terrible. If they put competent directors behind these episodes you would see some amazing shit. They could salvage the abysmal writing to a certain extent. But no, its all just shit.
Obi-Wan was pure garbage. Completely overstuffed with useless characters and as you said, laughably incompetent directing.
it's so funny how sullied the star wars brand is by this point. no one even gives a shit anymore.
i don't even know why Cinemaphile is talking about it so much
>in a galaxy too far away to care about
Then watch them defend how the show takes Star Wars to a new galaxy by the end where future shows like Skeleton Crew are going to take place. This is a concerted marketing effort so they can all say it's time for a """fresh start""" when the next round of shilling begins.
Another stunning homerun by the most gutted out corporate flesh suit of a franchise known to man
The show sucks but so many qts.
i think i accidentally watched a few minutes cuz she was so pretty
She was cute until she went with the dyke haircut
shes like a 7/10 even with professional makeup
the sith is way cuter
Man of taste and culture
>Blandor midwits at it again
But how is it if we take into account all the politics?
>Jason Bourne but Star Wars but also not Star Wars
Is Andor really 1 season only? Is the skinny mexican guy good for the main guy? Does he even have charisma? I remember bunnyfu towered over him in charisma in Rogue One.
season 2 in production. It's kino (it literally has a kino character named Kino in it). Tony Gilroy is literally /ourguy/
Ok, I am in. Last SW thing I watched was Solo which I really liked, Mandalor s01 and s02 (I really liked with the Bill Burr Empire bar scene my kino peak), I also watched comedy/funny breakdown videos and reviews of Obi Wan so I know what is happening pretty much.
I downloaded yesterday Ahsoka ep1-2, haven't watched it yet. Maybe I should watch Andor first.
In the pantheon of Star Wars things really.
That was terrible.
You are a leftist, aren't you?
No, I am not even american and I am still voting for Trump.
What's with the coombrainery and guillotine sensibilities then?
Haven't fricked in ages, years even, close to half a decade. It messes with your brain.
>Tony Gilroy is literally /ourguy/
He's a bong commie.
He is a man of the people so that sounds pretty based
>...but the people are moronic
Trump lost and faces jail time
Okay but how does that change anything?
You seem pretty concerned about that so I wanted to tell you
Forgive your parents, as much as they may have failed you. Accept hierarchy being the way of things and that rabble rule will never be a lasting thing.
You should be more worried about the republican party getting its shit together instead of making shit up about me because it looks like it's a mess
Not really my concern. The party can die for all I care. It's Trump or nothing at this point.
Well it's looking good for you then because Trump destroyed the party pretty good.
Yeah. The party was totally worthless. It's Trump or bust, baby.
Do you believe Trump is 6'3?
Yeah. Somewhere between 6'2 and 6'3. Have you seen his youngest son?
makes me wish I had been as well fed as a kid
I dunno. It's mostly genetics. I was getting a little chubby (never fat) around age 12 or so, so I borderline starved myself for a couple of months and really hit it off with strength training. Lost around 30 lbs. Still grew up to be tall. Wouldn't recommend doing shit like that though.
It's been proven diet plays a huuuuge role. Indian Americans were the tallest people on earth thanks to meat, liver and milk diet. Mongols were absolute units thanks to a dairy and meat-rich diet as well. Once my kid is born I'll be sure to feed him well, minimize gay-ass grain.
Again, I don't really know. But I see people obsessing about diet a little too much.
>It's mostly genetics
I wish genetics would explain why I'm 6" taller than everyone else in my family. No, I'm not adopted, before someone says it.
Anon. Obama is 6'1 in height and he's taller than Trump
Why do you even care so much?
So you agree that it's a lie, right?
No, I don't even care enough to see whether it might be true or not.
So why are you denying that he lied if you don't care. You could just say that love that he lies about the mildest shit.
Yeah, I really just don't give a shit whether Trump lies about his dicksize. It's not a luxury we can afford right now.
So you're okay with him lying even if it's about something as mundane about his height. Always good to know how stupid Trump voters are.
You lie about being a woman everyday, though.
are you moronic? Trump is standing behind Obama of course he'll look shorter
Such a chad.
Why would you care?
>coomer
No, it will get a 2nd season but probably nothing after. Skinny Mexican guy isn't so much the problem. It's pacing, visuals and tone that are the problem.
It's a show made for skinny fat antifa midwits.
>Is the skinny mexican guy good for the main guy? Does he even have charisma?
No. He is a charisma vacuum, one-note, boring, pointless character, whose entire arc happened in Rogue One, where he was introduced. He doesn't seem to have any agency of his own, and he ends up in the Rebellion by pure chance and contrived writing.
>Is the skinny mexican guy good for the main guy?
Frick no he's easily the worst aspect of it. Poor actor, milquetoast appearance and his stupid fricking character dies in his stupid fricking movie anyway so their isn't anything there to invest in.
who is this cutie?
bunnyfu
Finally, some good fricking food.
Wait what? Ahsoka overlaps with Rebels, shot by shot?
If the Guardian dislikes it it's probably worth watching.
broken clock an all
>the guardian
So the culture warriors are agreeing with the MSM?
Yeah, they are wrong on this. Ahsoka is a decent show thus far.
It's not half bad. The Night Mother could've been hotter. They should've cast Mulan as her instead of Fennec Shan. They could've used more TFU force scaling in this as well. Other than that, b***hes be hot and I will watch a clambake if the b***hes are pretty.
Only cartoontrannies like this show. It's made for no one else.
People liked Ahsoka because she was around the same age and frickable. Boys and men would immerse themselves as Anakin. Anakin with a cute waifu who has to hang around him willingly which would naturally lead to the development of a romance since both characters are attractive and capable. Without that aspect no one gives a frick about Ahsoka, bro.
they could have tied the temple to the Zeffo, the architecture fit but instead we got more nightsisters wank and not even good one at that. yes there was a Zeffo temple on Dathomir but they didn't claim it was a witch temple. they're trying to make the nightsisters more than just an isolated group, now they controlled several planets?
the dialogues and expositions are horribbly amateurish, they feed us a "as you remember this event happened" speech on Lothal, no subtlety, like the celebration is just the excuse for the exposition.
gayloni is a gay most of the time, but he does have sparks now and again.
What's with modern Star Wars and having extremely ancient maps that points to a location of where A PERSON is? I can understand if it pointed to a location, but a fricking person? A thing that can move around and doesn't have to be at the location that the map says they are?
This is what I've been saying. I don't understand who are Lucasfilm keeps doing this. It's extremely fricking stupid, makes no sense, and is a clear example of very bad writing.
This is very true, but not so much about Anakin. She was definitely meant to be the object of lust for a new generation of boys like Leia in the 70's and 80's and Padme in the early 00's. A boy's first crush, if you will.
I could easily see boys immersing themselves as Anakin because he has the most interaction with her. That dynamic of their relationship is what led her to be popular. Boys like romance too--you just have to package the girl correctly so that he involvement. When you take that aspect, the potential romance, then the girl loses agency and shouldn't be shown unless she's just that fricking cool. But even still, if there's no incentive or hint that the man is going to rescue her and win her heart and that she wants those things to happen then Ahsoka is better off being written off and out.
To be fair, the map isn't to Thrawn. It just happens to coincidentally lead to the unknown location that they apparently known Thrawn is in. And the only reason they know he's there is because the space witch just knows.
I don't think it's a women problem at all. It's just shit writing. You can't write a puzzle more clever than yourself. So we just end up with Skyrim-tier "point the twisty columns at the picture and arrange the rubiks cube to match the picture on the floor" bullshit. It's not a matter of writing someone solving the puzzle better, it's about avoiding a moronic macguffin locked behind a puzzle in the first place.
I think these fricking macguffins are getting ridiculous. Mando was especially egregious with the fricking "we need a droid to go to Mandalore except we don't" shit. Genuinely not sure if Lucas Arts can tell stories that don't revolve around "THE KEY TO THE MAP OF THE STARFORGE"
I honestly don't know why you'd even waste thought on the MacGuffins. They are MacGuffins, who the frick cares?
>All positive comments in the Cinemaphile threads are exclusively from coomers wanking over tight pants.
Yep, you know a show is kino, where there is nothing to praise but braindead coomer baiting.
Not really, it's just this site is flooded with coomers. Show looks good, seems planned out, overall has its own identity. Character interactions are fine, villains are cool and David Tennant is plays the first Nu Wars droid that doesn't suck.
>and David Tennant is plays the first Nu Wars droid that doesn't suck.
Hyuang first appeared in Clone Wars in 2012 and is a pre-Disney character, and David Tennant voiced him back then, too.
Oh, okay, I didn't watch most of the cartoon shit.
I thought Stevenson and his student were engaging, Sabine at least having hangups with the Ezra guy and also Ahsoka was fine but then again, it's a show so pacing isn't movie-like.
I'll grant you it's better than Mandalorian and Boba Fett (and obviously ObiWan) but the first 2 episodes where a pointless, drawn out fetch quest, and the dialog sounds like it's written by a robot, everybody sounds like a videogame NPC, with canned clichè phrases like "she's not ready".
Either you try to have some decent characters, or you try to have some fun exciting adventure, but this has neither.
I really liked the first 6 minutes of part one.
Limp wristed cuck mods have completely ruined this fricking site. Can't talk about anything anymore without the thread devolving into politics spergery
>female character unlocks the map puzzle by just staring at it long enough
Women are incapable of writing how smart people do things. A man would have written the character to tinker with the ball like examining its features and they would eventually just accidentally stumble on being able to twist the surface grooves.
Actually, that did happen. In fricking Treasure Planet, where Jim was able to quickly figure it out by simply tinkering with it physically.
I hate women so much it's unbelievable.
>female character unlocks the map puzzle by just staring at it long enough
IT's actually more moronic than that, when you notice that all she had to do, was connect the obviously displayed lines into the only symbol they could create.
Even a drooling moron could do that.
Every episode of this shitpile was written by Dave Filoni lmao. But you're right, he's clearly dumb as frick. Maybe don't contrive a puzzle ball as your macguffin that the character needs to solve if you've never solved a rubix cube or played a video game before irl.
It may have his name, but you can tell the script has been heavily modified by female meddling.
No it hasn't. Stop defending this talentless homosexual hack
Ponder the aroma.
>The Guardian hates Ahsoka.
Our move, transsisters?
She's too pretty, right? That's why they hate it, right?
She's not though
>white
>blonde
>slim
It's like the unholy trifecta of progressivism.
>that officer
I'm so fricking tired of girlboss manjaw toxichair
She's perfect
Shin is the star of the show, idk about Ahsoka herself. I wish they kept her mute and then much later on reveal that she is the actual master and then she drops her first line, that would be amazing. But i guess they will kill her off early in some stupid way by Sabine, yawn.
I thought she looked like Billie Eilish.
I did not approve.
I gave it part of the first episode. It's probably their most agonizingly slow and boring series yet and that's after Andor being a surefire cure for insomnia.
It's not even agonizingly slow in a smart way. It's just the characters do things extremely slowly and we get too many shows of characters just walking slowly to places. Usually slow pace scenes like that is for the audience to bask in the ambience of the worldbuilding or take in the scenery, but this show does all of this slow shit with extreme closeups on the characters.
Hit the nail on the head. It's funny too considering how often Filoni's work is compared to Genndy's. Regardless of your final opinion of their works, Genndy is an absolute master at building ambience and atmosphere and it really highlights how weak this show's attempts are in comparison.
>Genndy, you have 5-minute episodes to tell this story
>Ha, easy. No problem. I'll do that, build tension and flesh out the characters with time to spare
>Filoni, we're giving you hour-long episodes to do whatever you want
>But that's not enough time to fit in all the lingering butt shots that I need! HOW CAN ANYONE WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS?
Genndy is a master of visual storytelling. Samurai Jack, Clone Wars, and Primal all have very, very minimal dialogue (often none at all) and manage to convey a huge number of ideas, emotions, and subtleties through facial expressions, body language, use of color, and other animation techniques. Meanwhile Filoni just throws in Marvel quips and exposition and manages to say nothing of any real substance most of the time. It's not even really a fair comparison because Genndy is an artist while Filoni is a fanfiction.net poster who somehow convinced George Lucas and subsequently Disney that he should get a huge budget to shitpost about his wolf fetish and orange waifu.
Genndy is a hack, his CW was shit on par with The Rise of Skywalker; the endings to SJ and Primal were ass.
I love it when you seethe over actual Star Wars like the original Clone Wars.
Reminder that Genndy was Lucas' first pick and not you, Filoni.
Ray Stevenson was too good for this shit. How much did they pay him for this?
Do you think Baylon pounds Shin's little blonde pussy?
He doesn't, they have a professional business you bloody coomer
Woah….kino….
Woa a mysterious over the shoulder, wtf really.
It's so surreal and sad to think that everytime an article like that is posted, it's because the pr team specifically reached out to tell them about it.
Like they wrote those moments in, had a meeting, and then emailed some websites about their cool "secret" references
>Character turns head
>"Kino"
Truly the western SHAFT.