Air Crash Investigation

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vax status?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron
      >moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Terrain
        >Terrain
        >Terrain
        >Pull up
        >Pull up
        >Pull up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinking I'm doing a good job landing the plane
        >It starts calling me a moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are planes so mean 🙁

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gaan status?

      >we

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Son of basterd bich the engine is fine, just needs reddeming

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's go girls
    Cue dancing females who assembled the jet engine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say the chances are about equal of it being nu boeing engineering or bird strike. I'm surprised we don't have more frequent incidents with birds trying to migrate to warmer engine encasements.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    feels good to be an airbus chad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      airbus? more like scarebus
      fokker will forever be missed

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone call the flying Dutchman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OPPAN ZANTEN STYLE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >911
      JACOB NOOO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The episodes of this show are available on youtube right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        potato: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IFtMGcK1U0
        some other show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RBLM6qO0g0

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this new or
    >January 19th
    >Boeing

    Holy shit what the frick is going on there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's been a whole string of them in 2024. Strap yourselves in for some kino!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shame his plane didn't have a critical failure while he was flying over the Pacific, filthy man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i invested in Airbus stock because i expected Boeing to shit the bed 2 years ago when it came out they exported technical responsibilities to underpaid Pajeets
      yeah i'm something of a genius

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you were actually good at investing, you'd have invested in Boeing during the pandemic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I slurped a lot shortly after the 2020 crash, but not on boeing

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            well done my fellow slurper. tally-ho!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          almost every company went up during the pandemic genius. that was the point of printing free money

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >every company went up during the pandemic
            No, you stupid homosexual. They went DOWN. They went UP after the pandemic. You're confusing profits with marker numbers.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn Boeing's stock has gotten really down too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bonin survived the crash and took over Boeing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        At this point I'm convinced India is an act of corporate sabotage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Captain Shaniqua doing the aerial equivalent of a burnout.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's been a whole string of them in 2024. Strap yourselves in for some kino!

      >tfw i invested in Airbus stock because i expected Boeing to shit the bed 2 years ago when it came out they exported technical responsibilities to underpaid Pajeets
      yeah i'm something of a genius

      Not rushing to Boeing's defense for their newer planes' failures but the 747 is a 50 year old jet that no one uses for passenger travel anymore because they're so old. Atlas is a cargo company that probably gets their 747s refurbished by another company. Blaming Boeing for an engine failure on a plane they built in the 1970s that has been 'restored' and converted to cargo by god knows who doesn't make sense. It would be like blaming McDonnell-Douglas for one of the firefighting DC-10s crashing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's an indicator of the looming competency crisis
        i hope you nerds burned some of your favorite kino to dvd or copied to usb and have physical players available because streaming is a few years away from shitting the bed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing Ramdesh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blaming Boeing for an engine failure on a plane they built in the 1970s
        This specific plane is a 747-8 that’s only 8 years old. The engine might have ingested a bird or something, not really Boeing’s fault if the engine shits the bed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey moron, 747s are being made still today. Check out the safety issues with Boeing 747s with Al Jazeera report video, free on YouTube. Nothing but non union diversity hires making the planes now, and they don't give a shit about their work or quality.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SIRS I BUILT THE PLANE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tries to molest stewardess
      >all the indians in the comments defending him
      I lold

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, here in Bosnia jeets are so bad that even bosnians, croats and serbs are teaming up. We had one paki assault an imam here and some were praying in kids at a park so croats and bosnians stomped on their heads

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read here Pakis practice more radical Sunni and other Muslims hate them. idk if it's true, maybe they're just lower IQ

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pakis and afghans are just annoying and terrible immigrants, even here is Bosnia they act like subhumans and target children. Id rather live next to s*rbs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        SIRS I BUILT THE PLANE

        Video of this incident?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy or sell?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fly on a plane, wait it for it to fall mid-air, go all in on puts. If you survive the crash, you're rich.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy. Boeing is literally the first TBTF corporation to exist. No matter how much they frick up there will be more government bucks for them.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Airbus really better? It's from France. France has more brown people than America.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is going on with Boeing lately?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't fly so good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diversity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      complex systems won't survive the competency crisis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      accountants and MBAs leading the corpse doing what they do best. Will happen to everyone btw, even the now darlings like SpaceX

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now darlings Space X
        Space X hasn’t been a darling for like three years. All their rockets keep blowing up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got rid of all their brilliant engineers, minds for poo. Now there is no one to pass down the knowledge.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to fly home
    >Side of the plane tears off at 16,000 feet
    China shit. I can't believe how far the US has fallen.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Import the third world and become the third world.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw got a 25 hour flight on two Boeings coming up
    I’ll shout WE GAAN so you’ll know it’s me

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would've made for some kino if it slid into another plane.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    America is a nation of narcissists that's in decline. They are unable to comprehend any of their flaws being of their own making.
    So they have to cope that their shitty manufacturing must be caused by some sort of evil external force.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up mutt.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      See US car companies for evidence of incompetent manufacturing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your worship a cow's ass because you think it contains 33 gods.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >US economy sucks?
    >must be a chinese israeli plot

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're going to be getting a lot more air disaster kino in the coming decade
    >Boeing increasingly filled with indians
    >FAA increasingly filled with Blacks
    expect air fatalities to skyrocket Soon™

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget pilots' heart damage from vaccines

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Two more weeks

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Cinemaphile told me everything was getting worse because of diversity. Were they lying to me?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Cinemaphile told me everything was getting worse because of diversity. Were they lying to me?

        120 years of white men optimizing air travel and making it safer than driving your car to the airport, now going to be undone by the competency crisis. Boeing outsourcing its tech to pajeets killed hundreds, and that's before blacks/women get thrust into decision-making positions everywhere.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Diversity initiatives only started yesterday
          >Please ignore crashes declining in the last 15 years
          If your doomer fantasies don't match up with reality it means your fantasies are wrong

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            DEI to get blacks/women into pilot school only ramped up within last decade, and we still have plenty of white boomers in senior/captain positions. Now watch in a decade as standards regress thanks to whites retiring, shoddy maintenance, and promotion of diversity over ability.
            Flying is easy peasy: autopilot basically will do everything in 99% of scenarios, but still competent people in case of crisis.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >These crashes are all diversity's fault
              >Crashes are actually down?
              >That's because diversity hasn't happened yet
              It's all so tiresome

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The FAA and NTSB created a strong system to minimize crashes, we're just getting a sneak peek as things start to unravel.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Facts or lack of internal logic can't change their opinions. They're locked into their doomer mindset.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            affirmative action has been in play for about 60 years chud with it really only getting new legs as DEI since 2008, it's now 2024

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're going to have a major one this year in a western nation, probably the US. You can just feel it. 2024 is going to be full of crazy shit, we're not even out of January yet. Also an election year.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Some makes a joke about indians
    >indian immediately derail thread to seethe about something that according to him, isn’t even true

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have never once seen a burger admit something wrong with his country without trying to blame some minority for it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post a picture of Americans knocking down their cities to build highways and they'll start saying it black people's fault lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le walkable cities!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black people are the best city knocker downers

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Well the americans are a brown people son in a sense they're right.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engine failures happen and the plane landed safely. It is something worth investigating in case there's a issue with maintenance or part manufacturing, but every pilot trains for engine failures because there is always a nonzero chance of it happening.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A major airliner catastrophe is coming soon, isn't it?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, you guys like to meme about Pajeets, but here's the real answer. Frontline did a documentary talking about this.

    >tl;dw
    The short of it is that a ton of airlines have been delegating aircraft maintenance to cheap third party contractors. These contractors often used woefully underpaid, under qualified mechanics and techs, and cut a ton of corners to save as much money as possible.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I deliberately outsourced core services to third parties to save money and now my core services are failing
      >How could this happen to me
      When will companies learn to stop with this absolute israeliness

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never. The clueless boomers will even get into the jeet death traps themselves.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        as long as they can offload responsibility, never

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best is yet to come now that being black is the most important hiring criteria for becoming an ATC in the. Tarmac delays are up 300% and near misses up 4000% thanks to black excellence.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a little competency crisis, nothing to see here ;^)

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black pilot crashes plane
    >turns out he flunked his rating and needed remedial training
    >CVR releases
    >"OH LAWD HAVE MERCY"
    I wouldn't be racist if the stereotypes weren't true

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WE

      Denzel landed that plane when nobody else could, moron.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      THEY DON’T FLY NOW?!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH LAWD DEM WINGS

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's passengers landing the plane. Here's an ATC guy who talked down a passenger-pilot

    ?si=LPM5mpxVI31udDfS

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder a frickload of pilots were murdered by the vax.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget pilots' heart damage from vaccines

      do you guys actually believe this or is this a meme

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >call us non white mutts all day
    >wtf stop blaming non whites
    Get it together. The nigs can’t fly

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah curiously airbus, bombardier and embraer haven't had any problem despite the exact same diversity programmes.

    But I'm sure the well documented downfall of Boeing with it's shareholder culture is nothing compared to far right rantings

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bombardier
      Hard to crash planes you cant sell

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GE engine explodes
    >Blame Boeing
    ??

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dailymail

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dailymail?
      >I guess this didn't happen!

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant blame boening i cant blame libtards, trannies, or black women???

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that picture of the plane calling Apu a moron as it crashes?

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tenerife

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best episode?
    Wrong.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how moronic am I for trying to get hired by the FAA right now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you will be our salvation

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm white, I can try

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      White man's burden

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to be a make-work pencil pushing bueraucrat that only exists to get in the way
      pretty moronic

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER ONE?

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a good thing big companies stopped hiring as many white men

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's Boeing I ain't going.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, which YouTube or tiktok e-celeb has used the term "competency crisis" recently. This thread is full of it, and we all know the average anon doesn't think for themselves

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's from an article but the phenomenon has been described before that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its been a term for several years now. Its accurate, and moron journalists have failed to associate it to other no-no words, so it's stuck around.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trump supporters vote against their own interests

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Classic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a talking point surrounding these kinds of systemic failures ever since that 777's engine broke up in midair. Not to mention how it's been seen in the technology sphere for years with quality and optimization consistently going down with every new Windows version

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >systemic failures
        Engine failures always have a nonzero chance of occurring and all pilots are trained on emergency procedures for an engine-out failure. This is a pretty high-profile one, but I wouldn't say there is a systemic problem unless you can point me to statistics showing higher incidences of engine failures recently.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    best episode is fricking Bonin, no contest

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >episode begins
    >talks about the "everything was normal takeoff"
    >*shot of the pilot saying how it was just a routine flight*

    Fricking spoilers

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fedex 705. Amazing story worthy of an action movie, actors that look like their real life counterparts, realistic injury makeup, and it's told without too much repetitions or forced misdirections.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl f 'have we started the fire'
    >no results
    it's over...

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAAN status?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is happening with planes lately?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small planes wind up doing this moronic shit regularly, Cessna flight accidents are similar frequency to car accidents. But when the big planes keep having problems, that's the time to be wary.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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