>Al turned this down frequently

>Al turned this down frequently
???

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how hot, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But also there's always another guy who would love to stick his dick in her and give her money so

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tack your cuck fantasies elsewhere goldberg

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there an episode where she actually acted like a wife and al couldn't keep his hands off her?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. The episode's called The Stepford Peg. It's actually quite good.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Aaaaal I want sex"
    >"I don't"
    >laugh track
    pure comedy right here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this trope still a thing in modern television and film? I don't watch new shit but I doubt it's gone away

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, about 3/4 """jokes""" in today's sitcoms are about sex. A character not wanting to have sex would make zoomers way too confused. If they ever wacth Married with Children, they'll probably think Al's gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea how many boomers are related to that joke. Back then, the majority of people were "forced" into marriage due to social pressure. Now that things are more lax in terms of marriage, it's not like people are happier. But Im just stating this a fact that this show used it as the cornerstone of its comedy. Of course, they had to cast pretty women for a sitcom. Imagine if Peggy was ugly and insufferable. That show would have been unwatchable.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro what the frick were they putting in their hair in the 80s? That shit is a fricking beehive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick were they putting in their hair in the 80s
      aqua net

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. hasn't been in a stagnating relationship

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact I got my first boner seeing her on tv.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Cinemaphile has never been in a long term relationship where the sex eventually gets stale
    No, I don't care about your anecdotes and whatnot, this happens to every relationship where the sex dies down in the long run, doesn't matter how smoking hot the girl is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are correct, but that is only if both people aren't pushing the envelope and getting freaky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's when the rape should start, just bend her over the kitchen, no questions asked. Back when there was no such thing as marital rape you didn't have these dead bedrooms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, you have to work for it in long term relationships. it's not like the early stages where you barely know eachother but frick like rabbits
      you'll start lusting after 6/10 girls regularly just because it's different and exciting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Cinemaphile has never been in a long term relationship where the sex eventually gets stale
        No, I don't care about your anecdotes and whatnot, this happens to every relationship where the sex dies down in the long run, doesn't matter how smoking hot the girl is

        This is also why finding your partner attractive, and actually enjoying sex with them, is so important.

        It doesn't get any easier. You need a base to work from in the first place. I'm currently going through a divorce. Its amicable, but really I shouldn't have married her in the first place. I did love her, but I never really enjoyed having sex with her, and never found her particularly attractive. Believe me, it gets difficult to keep a sex life active if you don't even like the other person sexually. It also meant there were no memories with her to fall back on, to get me going so to speak, or to gelp reignite the spark (because the spark was never really there for me in the first place).

        God I wish I'd never left my ex. We were together 6 years and the sex never got dull, not even once.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Guys like you are like serial killers leaving ruined bodies behind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this happens to every relationship
      No it doesn't. If you are both good at sex and get each other off multiple times why the hell would you stop doing it? Way to out your shitty sex life lol. Try getting your woman off next time pal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. has never been with a woman for more than a month

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Diminishing attraction is common yes and any therapist will tell you as much. The common example is if you had the same meal every day for years youd get sick of it but you should still be having regular sex, meaning multiple times per week. If you are genuinely not attracted to your partner and do not want to frick them then that is not normal and is absolutely a problem. Inb4 love trumps sex, that's cope. Life is too short to be with someone who doesn't make your pp hard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You know people have different kind of sex drives, both women and men, some women can be absolute nymphs like my ex who wanted sex like 4-6 times a day, and then those who want it like 2 times a week, there is no standard that says which is healthier than the other

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              female mammals will chase males around and pester them endlessly when they are in heat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thank god I didn't make my ex preggers despit her wanting me to, complete narcissist and constant drama

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like her as a kid but I want to bend Peg over the couch now

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI was not a thing when this show was released what the frick are you on about?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well after you've fricked your wife for the 1000+ time, you might feel inclined to abstain from sex, believe it or not. There are clear signs too, for instance once it becomes harder and harder for her to cum because your wiener is no longer a novelty inside her pussy and no amount of oral sex or jaw breaking tongue maneuvers will do anything, and she'll just go: DO IT LIKE BEFORE, FIND MY CLIT, DO THAT YOU USED TO DO WITH THE TIP..well, all these things are just common once you've reached that point. You might as well dump her and get a new b***h.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being a virgin boy is when you can't understand why a man would turn an attractive woman down despite begging for it. Being a man is when you realise that you can't be controlled or influenced by sex and sometimes you'd prefer to be focusing on something else.

    Despite finding my girlfriend very hot and loving her big breasts, if I'm sitting down trying to watch a movie with her and she starts coming onto me I'll shut that down right quick.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh it's another "My wife turned me down for sex so many times I stopped trying and my dead bedroom is very common and not at all my fault and anyone who says otherwise is a virgin/incel/liar" thread. Classic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If she keeps denying me sex, what other option do I have? She obviously doesn't want it and I'll be damned if I beg.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She wants you to force yourself on her, be spontaneous

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a grown ass man and typing this post lmao
        >Dear internet: how do I make my wife want to frick me
        Lmao, yeesh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gottem

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *