no you get some fricking glasses
his face is atrocious because he has a weird mixture of caveman face and baby face
his nose is way to small and short for his face
especially with his caveman brow ridge
he definitely has some good features but the dont really work together at all
in the right angle he looks good but for moving camera his face is not good
"he's not conventionally attractive" >Hurrrr your MOM would SUCK his wiener haha, i mean i wouldn't but everyone else would RIGHT? Like I PERSONALLY wouldn't i just like to picture his wiener being sucked.
weird
hmm
5 months ago
Anonymous
I was actually arguing that he absolutely IS conventionally attractive. Only gay twink-lovers wouldn't see it. Hence why your mother would gag on his wiener but you find him ugly.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well, my mom's a bawd. She'll suck off anyone, so your point is mute anyway, gay anon.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>point is mute
ESL
5 months ago
Anonymous
wienersucker.
5 months ago
Anonymous
But enough about your mother
5 months ago
Anonymous
>on Cinemaphile >doesn't even know the word "moot" at all
My god, time is fricking marching on by, huh?
5 months ago
Anonymous
homosexual twink liker here. Well, more twunks but close enough. he is definitely conventionally and objectively attractive, very good looking guy. not sure he causes so much seethe lol
5 months ago
Anonymous
>not sure he causes so much seethe lol
Simple jealousy. They know he's 11/10 male fantasy they could never even imagine being because they're too buck broken to try. So they pretend he's ugly.
I think that sometimes when I see dudes who are objectively ugly but somehow women still swoon over them. There's no use trying to figure out what women see in certain men.
it's called masculine
something you söys wouldn't understand
I think that sometimes when I see dudes who are objectively ugly but somehow women still swoon over them. There's no use trying to figure out what women see in certain men.
He looks like a "hunter" instead of a pretty boy. Big neanderthal brow, narrow eyes, big chin, full head of hair and big frame and muscles. They don't want him to read them poetry. They want him to ravish them.
I'd support this just for the Thad Castle x Batman memes
He needs to transition to being more of an action-comedy guy. Thad Castle was such an enjoyable role.
That show was so edgy but at the same time not edgy enough to be entertaining. They either had to tone it the frick down or double down so hard it'd become parody.
it's like it was meant for edgy 14-year-olds. That "Frick Batman" was cringe and tryhard to adults, but I'll bet middle schoolers thought it was really hardcore badass edginess.
That show was so edgy but at the same time not edgy enough to be entertaining. They either had to tone it the frick down or double down so hard it'd become parody.
Just remember actors like this are given steroids and intensive personal training and dieting, the likes of which no normal person can afford or have time to do.
Classic cope. A 1 hour workout 3 days a week will make you look better than 90% of the planet. You don't need a special diet or supplements. Unless you're obese, in which case just cut your meals in half each time until you lose the desired weight
I bet you $100 if you exercise for an hour 3 times a week, for one entire year, you'll end up wanting to do more and more and more. eventually you will look like that guy.
I was 130kg and lost 50kg over a year, just by doing pussy 1kg bicep curls. my body enjoys it, i see muscle and the neurons finally dial in to cause and effect, then i start doing 5kg, add more exercises, more often.
now I'm legit ripped for the first time in my life. and I spent YEARS wasting time with excuses like "muh genetics" and "but I can't afford steroids" bs like that.
This lifting newbie thinks he will keep progressing like that HAHAHAHAH
Sorry son. You will have most of your gains in the first couple of months. From there it will be slow af frick tiny gains, if you gain at all.
5 months ago
Anonymous
This was pretty much the opposite for me but I spent about 10 months not progressing and really focusing on form and consistency. Then when I started going high intensity high weight I exploded, put an inch on my forearms and biceps in 3 months.
5 months ago
Anonymous
sad you gotta try to drag me down to feel better about yourself homosexual. I progressed and have done so for many years now. the routines I do now are much more than 5kg curls and my troubles ended over a decade ago.
why are you trying to spike the well for others? sad about your own failures fat boy? frick off loser
Congratulations you look DYEL as frick compared to Hollywood celebs who get on gear and do intensive training for only a few months. You still look better than the vast majority of the general population, but my point still stands.
5 months ago
Anonymous
My point was that this defetist mentality is for losers, what's the point of doing anything if you cant become the best in it? Yeah man, just keep shitposting on Cinemaphile, thats better
Funny niggo cope.
Dick size is meaningless past a point. An Erkel looking Black person pushing rope isn't going to out perform a guy who can throw a b***h around unless he's got an actual micropenis.
Sex for women is largely psychological anyway so any black guy who doesn't fit the porn fantasy is immediately out regardless of dick size. He could have a rock hard hanger and no one is going to be interested because he looks like a minstrel act puppet.
well in the series reacher fricks finlays qt colleague while finlay doesn't even get to watch (his wife is dead)
so i don't know if that's what you wanted out of this but
well in the series reacher fricks finlays qt colleague while finlay doesn't even get to watch (his wife is dead)
so i don't know if that's what you wanted out of this but
[...] >so here is me just standing meme
Funny niggo cope.
Dick size is meaningless past a point. An Erkel looking Black person pushing rope isn't going to out perform a guy who can throw a b***h around unless he's got an actual micropenis.
Sex for women is largely psychological anyway so any black guy who doesn't fit the porn fantasy is immediately out regardless of dick size. He could have a rock hard hanger and no one is going to be interested because he looks like a minstrel act puppet.
Don't get AIDS and take your rightful place at massah's feet
5 months ago
Anonymous
that's a man
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah no shit
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nonwhite autogynephilia is gonna go insane this decade, it’s like they fell for a trap.
5 months ago
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It just makes sense culturally. Like if you're a black dude you have generational forced buck breaking, if you're Asian you're basically a girl already.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Very telling that this one is actually real unlike that cuckshit that keeps being posted on gif
5 months ago
Anonymous
If you were born a small brown you'd be seething at the white man too.
5 months ago
Anonymous
why do women feel the need to share information about who they are fricking with on the internet?
that was my point
he looks inhumanly huge, unlike the Rock, who obviously is a huge guy, but almost looks "normal" on screen. no one watches a Rock movie and says "damn, that homie huge", but i bet my ass that everyone who watched Reacher was thinking that every minute he was on screen
>women aren't attracted to tall guys with very symmetric face, sharp jaws and good hair, they're attracted to tall guys with very symmetric face and sharp jaws
He has more of a dumb henchman vibe. Standing behind the joker with his face painted like a playing card waiting for his cue to attack and get handled by the Batman in four moves.
Started watching Reacher.
Pretty low budget shit, not clever and pretty repetitive. I honestly thought the guy would be gay irl.
The first Tom Cruise movie was much better, it's weird how even the author was mad about Cruise's height. You'd think a writer could appreciate that the movie does everything else better than sthe show.
Your fantasy, just like beating up people because their dog flipped over their water bowl. Not my dog btw, owner just died...I'm taking care of it for now.
Both Reacher versions are catastrophic casting. Cruise is tiny and this guy is spray-tanned, roided, and a gym addict playing a character who spends his life riding buses and staying in cheap hotels.
james gunn will cast himself as the batman and then will murder snyder
not in movie but irl
Well, dress for the job you want, not the one you have I guess.
bitches be crazy
This is awful prose. I'm guessing he's trying to capture the vapid mind of a teenage girl, but it's horrible to read.
Why do the tiny people objectify us tallboys like this?
My fists are not your thanksgiving turkeys.
>like he didn't even own a comb
He's just like me.
that's some GRRM shit right there
hes so ugly
get some fricking glasses
no you get some fricking glasses
his face is atrocious because he has a weird mixture of caveman face and baby face
his nose is way to small and short for his face
especially with his caveman brow ridge
he definitely has some good features but the dont really work together at all
in the right angle he looks good but for moving camera his face is not good
post face, homosexual
he's an uglier Will Poulter what are you on about
if you think he's attractive then you are attracted to mens bodies...which is fine obviously. would just help if you weren't closeted about it
Your mother would gag on his wiener in front of your father if she was given half a chance.
So would you, it seems.
weird flex to say that about your mom bro but okay
>n-no u
lol
"he's not conventionally attractive"
>Hurrrr your MOM would SUCK his wiener haha, i mean i wouldn't but everyone else would RIGHT? Like I PERSONALLY wouldn't i just like to picture his wiener being sucked.
weird
hmm
I was actually arguing that he absolutely IS conventionally attractive. Only gay twink-lovers wouldn't see it. Hence why your mother would gag on his wiener but you find him ugly.
Well, my mom's a bawd. She'll suck off anyone, so your point is mute anyway, gay anon.
>point is mute
ESL
wienersucker.
But enough about your mother
>on Cinemaphile
>doesn't even know the word "moot" at all
My god, time is fricking marching on by, huh?
homosexual twink liker here. Well, more twunks but close enough. he is definitely conventionally and objectively attractive, very good looking guy. not sure he causes so much seethe lol
>not sure he causes so much seethe lol
Simple jealousy. They know he's 11/10 male fantasy they could never even imagine being because they're too buck broken to try. So they pretend he's ugly.
>simping over other man
This is how you look
>hes so ugly
I think that sometimes when I see dudes who are objectively ugly but somehow women still swoon over them. There's no use trying to figure out what women see in certain men.
He looks like a "hunter" instead of a pretty boy. Big neanderthal brow, narrow eyes, big chin, full head of hair and big frame and muscles. They don't want him to read them poetry. They want him to ravish them.
He's tall and muscular, that's all you need, face doesn't matter in real life unless you are legit deformed
Cope uggo. Of those 3 its muscular that doesn't matter
it's called masculine
something you söys wouldn't understand
What I would give to meet and see you irl
I'd support this just for the Thad Castle x Batman memes
He needs to transition to being more of an action-comedy guy. Thad Castle was such an enjoyable role.
it's like it was meant for edgy 14-year-olds. That "Frick Batman" was cringe and tryhard to adults, but I'll bet middle schoolers thought it was really hardcore badass edginess.
Jack Reacher is basically Batman without a costume or money so it could work.
Time for an oil change
He should be guy gardener, deathstroke or a brick shithouse jason todd
He was Hawk in that live action Teen Titans show on Netflix. it was terrible.
That show was so edgy but at the same time not edgy enough to be entertaining. They either had to tone it the frick down or double down so hard it'd become parody.
I need to get myself back in shape. How did I become so fricking lazy?
me too friend, me too.
going to to the gym today, you should as well.
>going to to the gym today, you should as well.
I have a home gym. I have literally no excuse for no longer working out other than laziness.
Just remember actors like this are given steroids and intensive personal training and dieting, the likes of which no normal person can afford or have time to do.
dyel cope
I'm not saying don't lift, just keep expectations realistic when seeing god-like celebrities.
Hemsworth was on steroids in the Before pic too, kek
I'm still sure that this was partial CGI on the right
no. your expectations are warped by media
these days more like social media
post body
Cute.
is this nat?
no
it's cat
THANK YOU NATTY CATTY
Eddie Hall as a cat.
Just stop eating all the time.
Classic cope. A 1 hour workout 3 days a week will make you look better than 90% of the planet. You don't need a special diet or supplements. Unless you're obese, in which case just cut your meals in half each time until you lose the desired weight
You won't look anything like Alan Ritchson though.
I bet you $100 if you exercise for an hour 3 times a week, for one entire year, you'll end up wanting to do more and more and more. eventually you will look like that guy.
I was 130kg and lost 50kg over a year, just by doing pussy 1kg bicep curls. my body enjoys it, i see muscle and the neurons finally dial in to cause and effect, then i start doing 5kg, add more exercises, more often.
now I'm legit ripped for the first time in my life. and I spent YEARS wasting time with excuses like "muh genetics" and "but I can't afford steroids" bs like that.
This lifting newbie thinks he will keep progressing like that HAHAHAHAH
Sorry son. You will have most of your gains in the first couple of months. From there it will be slow af frick tiny gains, if you gain at all.
This was pretty much the opposite for me but I spent about 10 months not progressing and really focusing on form and consistency. Then when I started going high intensity high weight I exploded, put an inch on my forearms and biceps in 3 months.
sad you gotta try to drag me down to feel better about yourself homosexual. I progressed and have done so for many years now. the routines I do now are much more than 5kg curls and my troubles ended over a decade ago.
why are you trying to spike the well for others? sad about your own failures fat boy? frick off loser
Calm down, fatty.
Just remember to quit when it's really gets hard, lmao. Imagine being this loser cuck
Post your body.
Here you are, gay
Congratulations you look DYEL as frick compared to Hollywood celebs who get on gear and do intensive training for only a few months. You still look better than the vast majority of the general population, but my point still stands.
My point was that this defetist mentality is for losers, what's the point of doing anything if you cant become the best in it? Yeah man, just keep shitposting on Cinemaphile, thats better
Lmao, is that supposed to be impressive?
Post body cuck, shitting is cheap
I'll do it when I see something worthwhile, dyel manlet. Seethe.
Kek feeling mogged buddy? I can tell you look like shit.
Lmao, sure thing, champ. Go play with the other kiddies.
When will you learn, manlet?
Why is your light switch so low?
Do you live in a hobbit house?
>those dainty wrists
mirin
He already had a Chad genetic as a dyel at 22
>https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87q347
Steroids cost like a couple hundred bucks
Tren has more potential to make you huge then you know how to use
Mate the shape he's in can literally be achieved without roids, but yes he does have a personal trainer, chef, nutritionist, etc.
I hate how easy it is to fall out of it but you have to work your ass off to get back to it
Why does Hollywood allow this Aryan super soldier a career?
Man you got show these big dick dancers some respect
He's actually super Christian if you go to his YouTube he's reading from the new testament and basically doing a Bible study.
Have you ever seen a mogging so grand it resurrected Jim Crow?
buckbros.....
Literally the virgin walk vs the chad stride
How about comparing wieners and see which ones fricks and which one watches, cucks
Funny niggo cope.
Dick size is meaningless past a point. An Erkel looking Black person pushing rope isn't going to out perform a guy who can throw a b***h around unless he's got an actual micropenis.
Sex for women is largely psychological anyway so any black guy who doesn't fit the porn fantasy is immediately out regardless of dick size. He could have a rock hard hanger and no one is going to be interested because he looks like a minstrel act puppet.
well in the series reacher fricks finlays qt colleague while finlay doesn't even get to watch (his wife is dead)
so i don't know if that's what you wanted out of this but
>so here is me just standing meme
Impossible challenge: shit clit goes 5 seconds without thinking about wiener
keep coping
Seethe Rajeesh
blacksissies, our response?
Don't get AIDS and take your rightful place at massah's feet
that's a man
Yeah no shit
Nonwhite autogynephilia is gonna go insane this decade, it’s like they fell for a trap.
It just makes sense culturally. Like if you're a black dude you have generational forced buck breaking, if you're Asian you're basically a girl already.
Very telling that this one is actually real unlike that cuckshit that keeps being posted on gif
If you were born a small brown you'd be seething at the white man too.
why do women feel the need to share information about who they are fricking with on the internet?
> How about comparing wieners
Delet dis white boi
Just a couple of lads doing lad stuff
I liked Boston. He is spiritually white while having enough soul brotha to whoop some small town prick ass.
I could kick his ass and I’m 5’7
The women in the breakroom at my job would simply not shut up about Reacher.
He can't act
His acting is fine but nobody cares about gay shit like acting, gaylord. People just wanna see a cool guy beating the shit outta bad guys.
He's a big guy
how many fricking bruce waynes do you want this shit aint james bond homie
started watching jack reacher last night with my wife and she started touching herself
meanwhile we haven't had sex in 5 months
it's over, isn't it?
I watch it for she
I'm thinking it's been over for awhile champ
He should have been Cable instead of Brolin
The man does look like a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life.
that was my point
he looks inhumanly huge, unlike the Rock, who obviously is a huge guy, but almost looks "normal" on screen. no one watches a Rock movie and says "damn, that homie huge", but i bet my ass that everyone who watched Reacher was thinking that every minute he was on screen
He does kinda give some Adam West but jacked vibes. I'd watch him but only in the Batman '66 costume.
He should be the next Thor.
Worst casting idea in a while, congrats
he appeals to men and the power fantasy
women like slim men like pattinson, and all movies and video games wants to appeal to women these days
>women aren't attracted to tall guys with very symmetric face, sharp jaws and good hair, they're attracted to tall guys with very symmetric face and sharp jaws
He has more of a dumb henchman vibe. Standing behind the joker with his face painted like a playing card waiting for his cue to attack and get handled by the Batman in four moves.
you know reacher is total schlock, right? big man with big brain takes down baddies. yet somehow it's still fricking GOOD.
Just make a Hawk & Dove movie
Dove was such a mommy
Jason Todd don't need no mommy, when he has daddy Scarecrow
>the next Bruce Wayne
Capeshit is dead, the fans grew up, get over it
Started watching Reacher.
Pretty low budget shit, not clever and pretty repetitive. I honestly thought the guy would be gay irl.
The first Tom Cruise movie was much better, it's weird how even the author was mad about Cruise's height. You'd think a writer could appreciate that the movie does everything else better than sthe show.
Had the exact opposite experience. Being a massive brute looking man is important to the character. No amount of "aura" can fix that.
He should be Aquaman, again.
>He should be Aquaman, again.
Based
The Green Arrow actor also played Aquaman in a failed pilot. Vincent Chase was Aquaman on the show Entourage.
I could lift and take steroids but I'm not gonna grow a foot...
Game uber alles
What happened to your foot? Or do you want three?
ayy i think i remember you, prosthetics still suck huh
Do you think he'd allow my penis in his anus?
blue pants wnbaw
every character would figure out he was Batman in five seconds
The scenes in reacher of him trespassing on guys yard and assaulting him because the dog flipped his water bowl over are weak as frick..
Shut up Ahmed
Ok boomer, go fill your water bowl.
Brown hands typed this post
Your fantasy, just like beating up people because their dog flipped over their water bowl. Not my dog btw, owner just died...I'm taking care of it for now.
You are non-white.
Irish Germanic ya frick
>Irish Germanic
AKA a yank. AKA non-white.
You should stop being butthurt that somebody thinks a stupid scene is stupid.
You should stop being a non-white mutt.
shitty actor but def better than patinson
How about we don't make anymore Batman movies? They all suck and they're made for manchildren.
He should play a live action Kronk.
Checked.
Never thought of him before, but that would be incredible.
…now to make a legitimately great Batman movie.
He does actually seem right for the part of its more of the animated series type.
The blue trousers gal looks like she's packing some serious ass under those baggy pants.
I wish I could take a deep whiff off her underwear.
Both Reacher versions are catastrophic casting. Cruise is tiny and this guy is spray-tanned, roided, and a gym addict playing a character who spends his life riding buses and staying in cheap hotels.
Reacher is supposed to be enormous. hard to get that way without stepping into a gym
Do you guys think that girl in the right is cute ? I hope she is
her pants are soaked looking at meat mountain richson
I would sniff that butt on right