Alastor

You frickers told me he was going to kill adam

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets hit once
    >WALLAHI IM FINISHED
    He's a fraud, I haven't seen someone turn out so fraudulent since the king of frauds himself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Takaba won btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course he did any scene with Takaba is peak literature

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But is he alive? Or his just going to lie there pretending to be dead until the arcs over?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course he's alive, it wouldn't be funny if he died after all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's Kenjaku's new body

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how Meguna has no sauce compared to yuji Sukuna or Sukuna: forma da ogre

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like the real Megumi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gojo still lost.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vivzie heard you calling him a gary stu so he humbled him.
    Also turns out he's literally being forced to smile by magic stitches.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah put in ALL the edge boy tropes in this one viv. Don't fricking hold back.

      I hate this show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess only Stolas is allowed to be mysterious and powerful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait when was this scene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frame when charlie made the deal with him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so all of alastor's "voodoo" powers are just a result of whoever has him whipped? at least that makes more sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness, I believe we already saw that he's covered in stiches when he did his big lanklet transformation when he was yelling at Vox during their song.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I missed that

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      it looks more like the stitches are holding him back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, can't eat anyone if your mouth is bound.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they took the voodoo shit out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DLVO6rb.png

      You frickers told me he was going to kill adam

      >Lilith did this to him
      >Adam saved his sinners
      Hahahaha Imagine actually seeking Lucifer and Lilith in this show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pick Lucifer or Lilith as your parents over Adam and Lute
      >You get this
      Yeah, Adam and Lute are meant to be the only truly good parents of humanity in this Universe.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a paper tiger, all he does it pick on weaklings...like Gojo.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't allowed to go to Restraint Level 0

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REPEAT AFTER ME!
    JOBASTOR!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor's deal is the only creative load Vivzie hasn't blown yet
    With whom was the deal made? (Ignore leakers) Why would an overlord, who lives and thrives on these deals and knows full well that his station doesn't make him immune, make such a deal? What even IS the deal? He mentions "unclipping (his) wings" and clearly thought he could handle Adam better than he did, so what is the REAL extent of his power?
    All of these questions will be answered in the first three minutes of season two and then he will be killed after cashing in his deal with Charlie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >With whom was the deal made? (Ignore leakers)
      Eve, the "Root of All Evil".
      Why would an overlord, who lives and thrives on these deals and knows full well that his station doesn't make him immune, make such a deal?
      Ego + he did it while alive
      What even IS the deal?
      He wanted power in a generic sense but some other reasons we'll see later.
      >He mentions "unclipping (his) wings" and clearly thought he could handle Adam better than he did, so what is the REAL extent of his power?
      Assumed he was empowered by Eve + the consumption of overlord souls more than he was, or going further out in full public view would expose his nature as Eve's puppet.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRAUDdam lost

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fraud-a-stor
    Man got b***h made real fricking quick. Quicker than gege killing of gojo bruh

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get fricked JOBastor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vox got hard over his suffering
      So when is he gonna rape Alastor?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pregastor season 2?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why don't u both get fricking room for talking a shit out!
        This is the state of Zoomer grammar

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The artist is a south asian

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      best moment of the series

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AIAIAIAI ADAM SAMA I KNEEL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many sinners watching this got aroused at seeing the Radio Demon in this state? He's perfect for raping

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up Viv
          Everyone knows about your gross rape fetish, don't try to jam it down our throats against our will

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >against our wills
            >I'm being forced to watch this
            ?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was a rape joke, anon. Don't be so obtuse, you might make a friend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEstor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No joking, this is how Adam should have been written

          Like the same bastard but instead of talking about his dick all day, just claim that his horrible actions are in the name of god and he love killing for him

          >I work for god so this made my actions rightful
          >If curbstomping your sinful friend on the ground was so bad, then why god let me do it?
          >GOD I LOVE KILLING!!!! ᵢₙ ₜₕₑ ₙₐₘₑ ₒf ₜₕₑ fₐₜₕₑᵣ ₜₕₑ ₛₒₙ ₐₙd ₜₕₑ ₕₒₗᵧ ₛₚᵢᵣᵢₜ *ₛᵢgₙ ₒf ₜₕₑ cᵣₒₛₛ* ₐₘₑₙ

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Viv refuses to directly acknowledge the existence of God in this story. In fact, he may not exist within it at all.
            Which makes sense, integrating an Omnipotent and Omniscient character into the narrative in a way that makes sense and doesn't evaporate all stakes is well beyond her capabilities as a writer.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              could be done with the Small Gods approach

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's also territory that's really tired. Preacher/The Boys are now in social conscious, both of which show an all-powerful character as an idiot or neglectful.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They could just keep with the gnostic approach and show God as being a passive entity that leaves it up to his agents. Or have him be like Chaos in Hades and be too big to really impose himself upon the setting without smothering out evil by presence alone and letting things play out because he'd rather see redemption than obliterate all of Hell.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Another issue is that you can only go so sacrilegious when Charlie is basically taking the role of a Christ figure preaching redemption of sinners, holding onto and preaching about the importance of faith as her world stands against her and the powers that be want her dead.
              For all its imagery the show is weirdly Christian in theme.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would have been cool if they were supposed to be holy crusades instead of simply some weird extermination. Like instead of killing for entertainment they'd be doing it for more self-rightous reasons

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah the whole extermination thing is pointless as it doesn't matter how many sinners are in hell when the most powerful beings in heaven could snap their fingers and kill them all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would have been cool if they were supposed to be holy crusades instead of simply some weird extermination. Like instead of killing for entertainment they'd be doing it for more self-rightous reasons

            “Umm if killing you is wrong then why does the benevolent omniscient being not stop me?”

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          STOP LAUGHING AT HIM! He has the power of Radio!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like drawn by Adam himself

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Adam is Ben Garrison?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking amazing art

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >behold the power that can defeat Adam
          >amateur radio!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fantastic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t the Cherubs, Lucifer, and Vaggie prove that Charlie and Emily are wrong? You can get kicked out of Heaven for quite a few reasons, and they aren’t allowed to do whatever they want.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That Drawgay did it again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          HAH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      best moment of the series

      >Yamchastor doing the Yamcha pose

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"This is better than sex!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cuckentino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably my favorite moment in the entire show lmao

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir Pentious "died"
    >but made it to Heaven
    I dunno how to feel about this. It's nice that he actually got what he wanted in the end and proved that the Hotel isn't a lost cause but I fear him being "redeemed" might give him less screentime.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spends an entire episode fricking with Lucifer and insulting him
    >turns out he is not only much weaker but had no idea how to even harm an angel back them
    What was his plan if Lucy decided to frick him up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer would get disowned by his daughter? The whole point behind Alastor insulting him to his face was to demonstrate the soft power he has over Lucifer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its like DBZA's Tien and Vegeta dynamic.

        "At this point its a game, and if he kills me I win, and he KNOWS it.."

        Alastor is my favorite character by a large margin, and I loved that this happened.

        It would have been so easy to make Alastor one-dimensional tumblr bait, but they're actually giving him an arc... humbling moments... character writing...

        Breaking the haughty is my favorite troupe and man, he BROKE

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Charlie completely insane? Why does she keep nerfing her true power level since she could actually maim Adam without trying?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt she holding back when Adam was kicking her ass. That blocking his punch bit was a sudden bit of true power that she didn't know she had.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this series supposed to be about rehabilitating sinners?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had to get humbled before he could get rehabilitated or some shit idk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I mean the series doesn't have any of that shit happening outside of Pentious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still very clearly is. Just look at what's happening on screen and the lyrics of the song being sung during the finale of first season.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of these payoffs feel remotely earned.
        Your pet project get an 'F' in all boxes.
        Next time don't timeskip over months of character development in your show about bad people improving themselves.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viv has to speed past everything because she only has 2 seasons.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually liked that he got knocked on his ass and humbled for once. it shows that he isn't as dangerous now as even he thought he was.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bottom alastor canon
    Based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      alastor canon
      How so?

      >Adam breaks Alastor's shield with a single punch
      >Naw i can still win this

      Is he frickin' moronic?

      He's literally meant to be egotistical and over-sure of himself.
      The reason he's so ANGURY at the end of Episode 8 is because
      >He jobbed to Adam
      >Lucifer who he has a beef with had to fly in and rescue everybody
      >Everyone, Including [Not sure if Alastor is 'aware' of this] the V.V.V's now know he's not actually a 99999/99999 HP Gary Stu who actually can be taken down / killed, Meaning his 'tilt head + scary smile' intimidation will be leagues less effective.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How so?
        He's vulnerable and a woobie now, not the domineering Alpha fandom thought he was.

        they pretty much confirmed him to be asexual with the whole "ace in the whole" joke

        We know he's Ace, that's not gonna stop shippers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shippers are moronic, depraved and sinners.
          Just wanted to put that out there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        S-so Alastor doesn't have +3 million bonus lives stocked up that he can shart out as a giant army

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >S-so Alastor doesn't have +3 million bonus lives stocked up that he can shart out as a giant army
          It's Hazbin Hotel, not Hellsing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was being sarcastic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the V.V.V's now know he's not actually a 99999/99999 HP Gary Stu who actually can be taken down / killed
        Apparently Vox already (barely) beat him in a fight once prior to the seven-year disappearance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they pretty much confirmed him to be asexual with the whole "ace in the whole" joke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not fooling around, give me more of that.
      I like this very much and simply the sauce to this will suffice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine the same thing that happened to Stolas happening to him in the next season, aka losing all of his authority to become a sad pitiful twink.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam breaks Alastor's shield with a single punch
    >Naw i can still win this

    Is he frickin' moronic?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alastor was nerfed, currently he's a chained up slave

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastors "power" doesn't even seem to belong to him lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is only powerful BECAUSE he's a chained up slave. His power comes directly from his deal. His goal is to break the deal while also taking over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's made two deals? One with Eve/Roo that gave him his powers and allowed him to sweep the floor with the other overlords upon being a newbie in Hell, and one with Lilith after he jobbed to Vox and had to get stitched up by her in exchange for being Charlie's babysitter?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the V's celebrating the chaos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of them is a serial rapist preying on a main character
      Why did Viv think this was a good idea?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cuz it s a good story homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so why is vox fricking the pimp that rapes his aids-ridden bottom b***h daily

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is polyamory
        Val knows Vox wants to frick Al and clearly doesn't care either

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it’s not the polyamory it’s just that angel is disgusting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hfw vox says watching al get fricked is better than sex
          is Val a cuck?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No hat Valentino
      Mega cursed, man looks like an Invader Zim character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vox sleeping has his screen off with the logo in the corner.
      That’s a cute visual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bonus points if the logo moves in a pong like motion on the screen (like a screensaver)

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean considering he owns Niffty's soul he kinda did.
    A technical victory is all he can hope for at this point though

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kiss! she owes him a favor anyway.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this confirm Vox is a jilted ex?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they state outright that Vox hates Alastor for rejecting his offer to join the Vees.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this was always fricking stupid to me. his name isn't valastor how would that work

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not like he couldn't have used an alias.
          Like Angel Dust already does.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          AV cables
          Audio (Alastor) Visual (Vox)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how literally you take the whole hateboner thing, I guess.
      Vox and Val's relationship is interesting when you consider they're both obsessed with different people who hate them and yet have some kind of relationship regardless.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Depends on how literally you take the whole hateboner thing
        It's very literal, Vox is hard as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until proven otherwise I'm gonna believe Vox had a crush, Alastor rejected him for being asexual and Vox seethed forever.
      I mean he went from a guy named Al to a guy named Val, I think he's desperate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This sucks, but is probably where it's going to go.

        It'd be interesting enough that Alastor made enemies by being so focused on his machinations, and got blind-sided by the embodiment of modern vapid culture and his own contemptuous arrogance.

        "I wanted you to join me as a ruler, and you were just using me as a stepping stone!" is so much more interesting than "Why didn't we frick?"

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one tapped by CHADAM and ran like a b***h
    >his “own” powers might not even belong to him
    Alastorbros, it’s over…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Al will have to prostitute himself out to stronger demons to be protected by them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. He is confident that after breaking his chains, he'll still be able to come out on top of everyone and be the one pulling the strings.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I think he did better than could have expected. He was fighting the actual head of heaven's army on even terms for quite awhile. His shield totally brickwalled every other exorcist.

    Charlie was a joke compared to him

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His arc is the most genuinely interesting in the show.

    If you watch it carefully he was being serious when he said he had affection for the cast of the hotel in episode 8. His heart has began to thaw at least a little. At the same tome he is still a genuine monster. Compared to the other sinners at the hotel the question of whether he can truly be redeemed deal or no deal looks large

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of the hotel attendees, Alastor Pentious are the only interesting or amusing characters that can drive the show unsurprisingly. Husk and Angel are far too predictable. Nifty is good but isn't much of a character that can take the helms.

      >one tapped by CHADAM and ran like a b***h
      >his “own” powers might not even belong to him
      Alastorbros, it’s over…

      I can fix him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Nifty is great but she doesn't have a real arc, she's just funny and insane. Very based though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My read is that he actually knew fighting Adam was dangerous. He isn't actually super arrogant, word of god used to be explicitly that he wasn't and uses smiles for self-control. He still decided to fight against Adam and his angels

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Husk and Angel are far too predictable.
        >Nifty is good but isn't much of a character that can take the helms.
        It's pretentious homosexuals like you who're the reason why cartoons can't just be simple fun anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show should have been retooled to a Political Thriller set in hell. Have Charlie trying to unite and improve hell rather than redeem sinners, at least at first. Make hell a more obviously hellish and divided place, make heaven and earth more distant and mysterious places, and focus on Charlie and Alastor.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your mistake is assuming Viv or her fat greasy roommate can write like this.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Pilot Alastor would ever show a hint of weakness and concede mid-battle that someone got the better of him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the confusion and FEAR in his eyes
      You love to see it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is my favorite character by a large margin, and I loved that this happened.

      It would have been so easy to make Alastor one-dimensional tumblr bait, but they're actually giving him an arc... humbling moments... character writing...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now if only they do that more with Charlie, Vaggie, Cherri Bomb, Carmelia, Velvet...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Facts. Every time a new character was introduced, all I could think was "This means less Alastor/Charlie time."

          Honestly Charlie has nuance entirely based on what character she's around. I think Angel Dust had the strongest arc this season, and his interactions with Charlie were the most true to her optimism being a vulnerability.

          Overall I think the show arc is going to end with some sort of Charlie/Alastor/Lilith entanglement. Charlie confronting that people she thought were supporting her ideals aren't like she thought, and Alastor being some ironic mix of good and bad.

          Voodoo runs on proportionate return, which could explain why Alastor never hits first and why he could be restricted. He has to antagonize Lucifer enough to prompt a fight, and he had to job to Adam because he wasn't necessary to tip the scales.

          We'll see that his origin either had extremely good or evil intentions (I have to be the most evil to destroy this place of suffering sort of thing.) Then the climax will be Charlie forgiving him and leading him to redemption/freedom despite coming real close to revenge/hate. It'll be better stakes if this comes after Alastor helps Lilith end Lucifer if that's what we're building to.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well honestly, Lucifer did kinda like Alastor walk all over him in front of his daughterfu during Episode 5, that happened.
            But now deer boy is ANGURRY that he got shown up by Lucifer in front of literally everyone.

            I have doubts that Alastor hates Lucifer beyond just "I'm using your daughter, get out of the way."

            Him allying against Lucifer later? Sure. But the show has had no multi-layered scheming outside of Alastor puppeting Charlie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m willing to give him a chance as a character now
        I thought they were gonna write it off but Vox and he made a big deal at the end how he chickened out and ran, I predict this is gonna be a plotpoint next season that the Vs aren’t scared of him anymore. He bled in the water and all the sharks smelled it.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did we think of how Velvette did her hair this episode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as good as her first 2 styles

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a Alastorgay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wanting to frick any single one of these characters is equally embarrassing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of the women are really cute man. Idk.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would unquestionably frick Charlie, Cherri, Lute, or Adam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the only interesting character left, the show blew its load instantly on everything else

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        An 8 episode season at that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point i can't imagine being anything else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine being a charactergay for the one character with any mystique to him

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't mean he doesnt have some deal/favor/threat/agenda shit going on with Lilith or Eve but I believe he probably has a wild deal with a voodoo entity that he made when he was still living. This is the only way he could be tricked. It would be his first deal, the entity can say hes someone hes not/has or can do something he cant or omit shit. A bill cipher type of scam. The voodoo powers likely not being Alastors, the stitches in his smile bound to him forcing him to smile and are green like the chains and how he seemed to have a shitton of power like immediately arriving into hell. Speculation is one of the bargains hes wrapped up in involves being a power pawn raging war and fear or a protector of charlie. If he was like every other newbie human in hell he wouldn't be able to do that or be sought out by lilith/eve/someone else for this kind of shit either. If you are practicing voodoo in life you probably wont be inclined to try to summon/worship/talk to eve, roo or lilith but be interested in communicating with a voodoo entity. Though i don't have any real voodoo knowledge.

    He is recovering at my home after the fight, frick you Adam you beat up my man and you're a massive c**t!!! (I enjoyed watching Adam in the show and wouldn't mind if he came back as a sinner) i am also sad Dazzle died. It hit a bit too close to home. I really like dragons and had two little dogs that were almost lookalike twins like those two and a couple too. One died last year from old age and left me with just her girlfriend. Yes dogs can be gay. Lmao. Even my family and friends believed they were, including ones who said that was not a possible thing in the beginning. And now Razzle is alone too. </3

    Overall mostly satisfied with the show. Hope the season two wait is 2 years or less. Also where the frick is the merch???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking shit so many "women" just came out of the woodwork.
      And holy fricking shit they talk exactly like how I'd expect some hormonal woobie weeb to talk. I wonder what you people look like in real life and behave like.

      >That banana
      Throw it away, it's rotten.
      >It's ripe!
      IT'S ROTTEN

      And Jesus Christ I hope you don't have sex on that puffy material, you'll ruin it. Put a towel over it.
      >All that colourful shit included that giant-ass doll with those weird shoes she probably bought from someone...
      >pillow are boring white and the bed looks like some 18th century shit with the cheapest pressed sawdust possible.
      Priorities, people. God this generation is shallow as frick. Get a better bed.
      >white walls
      That better be navy and not white or I swear to God. You really don't understand what's wrong with white walls?

      And just like that I analyzed you, ironically not for your Digital Circus covers and Alastor doll and that awful banner which you obviously thought would have been a redflag, but everything else surrounding it which bothers me a million times more in combination with your autism.

      Is there any goddamn person interested in cartoons who's not a shallow furry weirdo with awful tastes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woman woobie
        I’m gonna frick Adam and bare him an entire new army of children.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ya im a women. But I'm not here to social justice fight or be a pain in the ass, just chill or talk a bit and laugh at bs sometimes. I don't frick it at all, hence my flag and there being no removable clothes or genitalia. The shoes are clean rubber cast that i made, not real shoes. No i didnt eat the banana, just needed an object for scale when i took the pic. The walls are light purple. My usual bedding is galaxy colored. Elderly dog pissed on the comforter so i took chance to wash it all. I've seen some ultra weird bedding, rooms and plushies online and never felt the need to comment or have it as anything more as a passing thought but i guess we're all different lol

          >elder dog
          And who takes care of the dog, you or your grandmother?
          I want just 1 respectable looking person, not even personality wise to be part of cartoon fandoms. Can you at least pretend you're respectable LOOKS WISE?

          I genuinely feel like Lucifer.
          I'm stuck with all the bad examples of people and I laugh my ass off when that 1 Youtuber said "you don't get any redflags, ominoous music, etc. when somebody offers you weed" FOR YOU MAYBE, for me I look in disgust at how they think any of this is normal.
          Am I the only goddamn person on Cinemaphile and in cartoons who's actually capable of separating his online persona from his IRL persona? seriously now. You know what I did with my last Alien figurine? I sold it. Cause I do not want to end up like the lunatic who I sold it to; $5000 worth of Predator figurines, Jesus Christ. You people are insane.

          Look I'm just here to watch a cartoon and post on Cinemaphile without being insane like you lot, okay? I'm not insane, I'm not one of you when it comes to looks and mentality and personality.
          You know what I did when my father offered me a Starcraft 2 mug while I was 12 ? I said no and took a McDonalds while my prebuscent tastebuds could still enjoy a shitty frozen meat with additives, but now as an adult I can only feel cardboard and paper when I eat that disgusting "ham"burger.

          Maybe I should just get some adult hobbies that attracts intellectual adults and not the pompous Cinemaphilegays and insane /k/ kind either.

          But what happens when you finally get an "adult" ? it's this boring homosexual with white walls who works a cubicle job and has the imagination of a flopping fish. I genuinely want to kill her out of pity.
          I need balance. I want a balanced Cinemaphile, not a circus of insane toddlers I need to take care of or depressed hapless failures wagecucking.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not your blog, stop acting like the women you’re b***hing about.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vogelgay is that you? Did you peave /mlp/ to come discuss Hazbin here?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im severely crippled, have chronic pain and fatigue, a screwed up back, neck and spine and I'm blind in one eye in my fricking 20s. But I'm still taking care of the dog plus other pets, myself too, making whatever I want and doing whatever I am still able to in my life. Making the most of it even though I am for sure better off dead due to my health. I live for the family, friends and animals that need me. That's respectable to anyone.

            I don't know why you are so concerned about strangers looks, hobbies and personalities on the internet so much? Because you share a site and fandom? I'm not even trying to be an butthole, I'm just really confused why I got this big rant?

            You sound too judgemental focused and I bet a family member or someone else made you this way. If not why are you seemingly so desperate to prove yourself? To internet strangers of all things? You shouldn't live life for anyone else but you or it becomes a living hell and boring as shit. People can have all sorts of balances, duality and good traits despite interests. And people have different hobbies and different levels of involvement with them. This is ok. You are worried about the wrong shit in personal settings and in other peoples lives who you dont even really know. Being on a high horse won't make you happy or change others.

            Speaking of knowing people. This year, I am buying a large house, BY MYSELF, without disability or family financial aid. Despite being crippled and having wild hobbies and interests. You probably wouldn't have been able to guess that based on my belongings though. I'll take being deemed insane by others for doing, liking or acting how I want. I down want to turn into another miserable inside, conforming and boring ass adult so every other butthole can surface level like or tolerate me. Change hobbies if others existing and functioning in different ways sets off insecurities or agitation. And chill out too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cryptocurrency?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are an absolute schizo just as a heads up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based, Adam needs to be bred

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m going to give him the woman he always deserved. (Lutes great what a queen, but I’m going to frick him till he doesn’t want to be the Dickmaster anymore,)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya im a women. But I'm not here to social justice fight or be a pain in the ass, just chill or talk a bit and laugh at bs sometimes. I don't frick it at all, hence my flag and there being no removable clothes or genitalia. The shoes are clean rubber cast that i made, not real shoes. No i didnt eat the banana, just needed an object for scale when i took the pic. The walls are light purple. My usual bedding is galaxy colored. Elderly dog pissed on the comforter so i took chance to wash it all. I've seen some ultra weird bedding, rooms and plushies online and never felt the need to comment or have it as anything more as a passing thought but i guess we're all different lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a 38 year old mom of 4 who works a professional job and usually wears business attire. I am still a mentally ill fanfic fujo

        looks can be deceiving

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know the rules

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and so do I, now post your wiener in full erection.

            I'm a 38 year old mom of 4 who works a professional job and usually wears business attire. I am still a mentally ill fanfic fujo

            looks can be deceiving

            Are you white?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Basically all Anglo WASP with ancestors on the Mayflower. No one is whiter than me tbh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do your kids post about and watch online? Five Nights At Freddy?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            One of them was into FNAF. I honestly try not to monitor it too closely after they reach a certain age, I feel like it's counterproductive because it ends up making them weird and repressed. If there was an apparent addiction to porn or something I'd be more inclined to get more involved. Younger children shouldn't be allowed to use the internet without strict guardrails though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You type like a woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      Frick, that's so cute. I want one ;_;

      Holy fricking shit so many "women" just came out of the woodwork.
      And holy fricking shit they talk exactly like how I'd expect some hormonal woobie weeb to talk. I wonder what you people look like in real life and behave like.

      >That banana
      Throw it away, it's rotten.
      >It's ripe!
      IT'S ROTTEN

      And Jesus Christ I hope you don't have sex on that puffy material, you'll ruin it. Put a towel over it.
      >All that colourful shit included that giant-ass doll with those weird shoes she probably bought from someone...
      >pillow are boring white and the bed looks like some 18th century shit with the cheapest pressed sawdust possible.
      Priorities, people. God this generation is shallow as frick. Get a better bed.
      >white walls
      That better be navy and not white or I swear to God. You really don't understand what's wrong with white walls?

      And just like that I analyzed you, ironically not for your Digital Circus covers and Alastor doll and that awful banner which you obviously thought would have been a redflag, but everything else surrounding it which bothers me a million times more in combination with your autism.

      Is there any goddamn person interested in cartoons who's not a shallow furry weirdo with awful tastes?

      that banana is fine you pussy

      Where are the Adam plushies?!

      I want an adam plushie and an alastor plushie so I can make them kiss and make up :3. and a charlie in her finale outfit plushie because it was super cute and an nifty plushie so I can sleep knowing she won't let any bugs get to me

      Im severely crippled, have chronic pain and fatigue, a screwed up back, neck and spine and I'm blind in one eye in my fricking 20s. But I'm still taking care of the dog plus other pets, myself too, making whatever I want and doing whatever I am still able to in my life. Making the most of it even though I am for sure better off dead due to my health. I live for the family, friends and animals that need me. That's respectable to anyone.

      I don't know why you are so concerned about strangers looks, hobbies and personalities on the internet so much? Because you share a site and fandom? I'm not even trying to be an butthole, I'm just really confused why I got this big rant?

      You sound too judgemental focused and I bet a family member or someone else made you this way. If not why are you seemingly so desperate to prove yourself? To internet strangers of all things? You shouldn't live life for anyone else but you or it becomes a living hell and boring as shit. People can have all sorts of balances, duality and good traits despite interests. And people have different hobbies and different levels of involvement with them. This is ok. You are worried about the wrong shit in personal settings and in other peoples lives who you dont even really know. Being on a high horse won't make you happy or change others.

      Speaking of knowing people. This year, I am buying a large house, BY MYSELF, without disability or family financial aid. Despite being crippled and having wild hobbies and interests. You probably wouldn't have been able to guess that based on my belongings though. I'll take being deemed insane by others for doing, liking or acting how I want. I down want to turn into another miserable inside, conforming and boring ass adult so every other butthole can surface level like or tolerate me. Change hobbies if others existing and functioning in different ways sets off insecurities or agitation. And chill out too.

      That's a hard life anon congrats on your house. ignore the trolls and please come back and post more alastor plushie pics when season 2 drops.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      omg a touchable alastor!
      that means you can YOINK his ears for real!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am also sad Dazzle died
      tfw this was foreshadowed

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBlastor ran like a b***h after getting one tapped by CHADam
    KEKlastorbros...not like this...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh so would all of us and the other characters and he volunteered to fight off adam

      Shippers are moronic, depraved and sinners.
      Just wanted to put that out there.

      If thats what regular shippers are we need some new words for billdip shippers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell spawns.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing how much better of a character he became once he was allowed to not be invincible

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the Adam plushies?!

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Cinemaphile were saying that Alastor could win against Lucifer and that the king of hell got cucked by the deerboy

    Good times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well honestly, Lucifer did kinda like Alastor walk all over him in front of his daughterfu during Episode 5, that happened.
      But now deer boy is ANGURRY that he got shown up by Lucifer in front of literally everyone.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was pretty funny. Figured he'd be a bit stronger for all his bravado towards Lucifer. Now I
    m curious if it's because he's bound by his deal, or if he was just never that strong in the first place.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a moron who just jumped into a pack of wolf because he got a gun and tought he could just solo Lucifer, who is still has the strenght of an angel.

      If instead he would have put some tought behind it, he could have used Charlie as a shield to beat Lucifer and use his lasers to actually kill the most wanted sinners instead of a bunch of cannibals

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The power levels in the series are more or less established with that fight
    God>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    [...]

    angels like Lucifer>angels like Adam>>>> maybe Alastor≥other demonic overlord>> common troops of exorcist angels>>

    [...]

    and normal demons

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      >maybe Alastor
      anon, did you watch the show. Alastor has nice soft power skills, but is an absolute jobber. Also you didnt include ars goetia

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I clarified it there, he does not beat an angel at the level of Adam or Lucifer until Charlie, but he has the rank of overlord and can become as strong as some or weaker, but more than the average demons and exorcist angels. average
        >ars goetia
        I really forgot, then it would be them on top of Alastor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I clarified it there, he does not beat an angel at the level of Adam or Lucifer until Charlie, but he has the rank of overlord and can become as strong as some or weaker, but more than the average demons and exorcist angels. average
        >ars goetia
        I really forgot, then it would be them on top of Alastor

        >ars goetia
        We haven't seen any of the Goetia do fricking anything. The most we ever see is Stolas manifesting in the human world and doing some weaksauce spooky shit to scare some Humans. That's it. Stolas then utterly jobs to a fricking Imp who happens to have some angelic weapons.
        I don't understand why people wank the Ars Goetia so much, much less Stolas out of all of them. People act like he's "le ub0r powerful" when he's done and shown literally nothing even remotely impressive. In fact, he's mostly shown to be kind of a b***h, considering he can't even defend himself from an Imp just because said Imp has holy weapons. I mean, Episode 8 of Hazbin shows that having holy weapons doesn't mean an automatic win against a demon, especially if they can harm you back. Excorcist angels are much more powerful than Imps, yet once the cast of Hazbin use angelic weapons of their own to be able harm the Excorcists the angels get fricking slaughtered without harming even a single one of the Hotel members - not counting Adam.

        Basically, the Ars Goeita (and Stolas) are over-wanked and have more anti-feats than actual feats.

        Only tangentially related, but picrel would still absolutely annihilate Stolas and we were completely robbed out of seeing that happen.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but picrel would still absolutely annihilate Stolas and we were completely robbed out of seeing that happen.
          Oh right. That death battle animation. Yeah, it was kind of a disappointment that they pussed out the Helluva Boss characters getting wiped. Would have been nice to watch Stolas get his shit kicked in, but The Vivziesisters would throw a fit and the creator of that animation probably wanted to avoid getting hounded by an army of gays for depicting their precious wooble getting mulched.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >picrel
          Who? And why are you so mentally ill over nonexistent powerlevel shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anons brought up the power of Ars Goeita in Hazbin/Helluva hell, as an earlier topic of discussion was the power hierarchy of demons in Vivzie's Hell - and for some reason Ars Goeita are hyped up as being super strong despite them being shown to be rather pathetic.
            >And why are you so mentally ill over nonexistent powerlevel shit.
            Fictional Vs. battle autism and powerlevelling is fun. No other reason.
            >Who?
            Answer to your question is

            >but picrel would still absolutely annihilate Stolas and we were completely robbed out of seeing that happen.
            Oh right. That death battle animation. Yeah, it was kind of a disappointment that they pussed out the Helluva Boss characters getting wiped. Would have been nice to watch Stolas get his shit kicked in, but The Vivziesisters would throw a fit and the creator of that animation probably wanted to avoid getting hounded by an army of gays for depicting their precious wooble getting mulched.

            and https://youtu.be/F-5gpW4sgHE?si=lDlC4QrBEfnq0q9a

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stolas getting torn apart like the pathetic gay he is
          Kino.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...people wank the vivzieshit goeita and stolas? why?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nifty is Alastor's familiar, thus Alastor won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My schizo theory is that Niffty is actually Eve

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you think about her in conjunction with the show's established themes it falls into place: Adam wanted Lilith's obedience. Eve will foil Lilith; while she's all about hating subservience and breaking chains, Nifty is a parody of the stereotypical 50s housewife, 'likes being forced' and spends her time cooking, cleaning, and obsessing over men. Designed to be the epitome of Adam's submissive ideal, it makes sense Eve would choose a 50s housewife as her disguise, they resonate with her.
        Also:
        >is a big mystery with no established motives or backstory
        >likes bad boys but also likes punishing them
        >She also doesn't like when they aren't bad boys anymore
        >was weirdly enamored with Sir Pentious in particular(a snake) and tells him to "never leave her again"
        >hasn't been confirmed to have made a deal with Alastor, unknown why she sticks around him. Could just be following him around to keep an eye on their deal. Alastor is also weirdly nice to her and lets her climb on him and always helps her
        >likes taking pieces of men for her "collection"(Val's fluff), might be a reference to how she was made from the piece of a man
        >is the one to ultimately kill Adam

        Only hole I cant explain is that she doesn't recognize Lucifer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Careful anon, Viv is gonna steal this because you're putting more thought into Nifty than she ever did

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would that be such a bad thing?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually not at all better than the Roo bullshit that looks cringe even for my standards
              Go on Viv, steal this, we won't tell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Roo seems boring to me too. I think I could only possibly like it if Eve is not Roo but just the vessel for this primordial evil, perhaps give them a parasitic relationship, with Eve wanting revenge on both Heaven and Hell for screwing her over and thus being a convenient host.

                I do hope that the story shown at the beginning of the show is in actuality a sanitized version of what happened told to Charlie rather than the whole truth. What happened to Eve is carefully omitted for a reason. As the first sinner she was likely the first person in Hell, suffering for the past ten thousand years all because she fell for the trick of a bad boy that then abandoned her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >parasitic relationship with a primordial evil
                Oh frick it's attack on titan's alien centipede thing all over again

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I do hope that the story shown at the beginning of the show is in actuality a sanitized version of what happened told to Charlie rather than the whole truth.
                Judging by Lucifer’s pure selfishness and Rosie’s/Lilith’s cannibal districts, absolutely.
                Lucifer is a foolish idiot that deserves to be in hell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She admitted to actively changing Vaggies backstory to fit the fan theory of her being a ex-angel and that was executed horribly, the director has a special talent for taking interesting ideas and completely fumbling them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This show in general took a fun idea/concept and fumbled it
                >pitched as an episodic comedy about Lucifer's daughter trying to redeem sinners in a hotel so it's basically like fosters home but in hell
                >naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's actually some homosexual lorebait show that spends 90% of it's time worldbuilding and hell vs heaven but heaven is *gasp* actually evil and corrupt! wow I've never fricking seen this ever before

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it reminds me of The Good Place, except that show is actually well written
                at least the animation is good

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would be more interesting than Eve pretending to be Lilith tbh. I want Lilith to be an actual antagonist because it fits her character themes much better. You're telling me that the woman famous for leaving her first husband would hesitate to leave Lucifer if he's not acting up to standard and drowning in his own depression/pathetic resignation whilst she's ahouldering the burden of trying to empower hell's citizens? In the show we do see her take little Charlie away from Luci and it could be implied that this is what led to Charlie and Luci not being as close, maybe she kept them apart because she didn't want Luci to be a depressing influence and then considered her job done once Charlie hit adulthood so she decided to frick off to Heaven. (I know some people theorize that this was really Eve all along but that doesn't make sense because Lilith "disappeared" 7 years ago so that's when she would've been replaced, and Charlie is in her mid 20's so there's no way it's a fake Lilith in the flashback. Her face can just be covered to add to the mystery, or Charlie doesn't remember her mom that well anymore after having not seen her for so long.)

            Ten thousand years is a long time to be married, Lilith doesn't have to be pure evil, she could've been loving at some point. Or she could be used to foil Adam because he was created to be the first man and also the toxic representation of one in the show's themes whilst Lilith, being the first woman and created the same way Adam was, could be the representation of a toxic woman(manipulative, selfish, etc.)
            Would also be interesting to have Charlie deal with a threat the hotel can't punch away and that makes her question her goals.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Roo seems boring to me too. I think I could only possibly like it if Eve is not Roo but just the vessel for this primordial evil, perhaps give them a parasitic relationship, with Eve wanting revenge on both Heaven and Hell for screwing her over and thus being a convenient host.

              I do hope that the story shown at the beginning of the show is in actuality a sanitized version of what happened told to Charlie rather than the whole truth. What happened to Eve is carefully omitted for a reason. As the first sinner she was likely the first person in Hell, suffering for the past ten thousand years all because she fell for the trick of a bad boy that then abandoned her.

              Eve is also associated with sewing, and Niffty used to have a bigger emphasis on sewing and needles in her design, there's a lot of weird overlap between the two in this story the more you look into it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She could just be pretending not to recognize lucifer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          “You’re the apple of my eye”

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Careful anon, Viv is gonna steal this because you're putting more thought into Nifty than she ever did

          Would be more interesting than Eve pretending to be Lilith tbh. I want Lilith to be an actual antagonist because it fits her character themes much better. You're telling me that the woman famous for leaving her first husband would hesitate to leave Lucifer if he's not acting up to standard and drowning in his own depression/pathetic resignation whilst she's ahouldering the burden of trying to empower hell's citizens? In the show we do see her take little Charlie away from Luci and it could be implied that this is what led to Charlie and Luci not being as close, maybe she kept them apart because she didn't want Luci to be a depressing influence and then considered her job done once Charlie hit adulthood so she decided to frick off to Heaven. (I know some people theorize that this was really Eve all along but that doesn't make sense because Lilith "disappeared" 7 years ago so that's when she would've been replaced, and Charlie is in her mid 20's so there's no way it's a fake Lilith in the flashback. Her face can just be covered to add to the mystery, or Charlie doesn't remember her mom that well anymore after having not seen her for so long.)

          Ten thousand years is a long time to be married, Lilith doesn't have to be pure evil, she could've been loving at some point. Or she could be used to foil Adam because he was created to be the first man and also the toxic representation of one in the show's themes whilst Lilith, being the first woman and created the same way Adam was, could be the representation of a toxic woman(manipulative, selfish, etc.)
          Would also be interesting to have Charlie deal with a threat the hotel can't punch away and that makes her question her goals.

          Imagine being Lute and suddenly this little gremlin comes to you and tries to make you doubt your entire relationship with Adam. That would be freaky.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >previous work: MK and RotTMNT
            damn, say what you want about Vivzie, but she can pick her crew.
            also, watch RotTMNT, it's fricking amazing

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of the work on the show is done by fans passionate about the project they're working on. Like the rape fetishist fujo who storyboarded Poison or the VoxVal animation director fujo who threw in all the fanservice with them at the end of the finale.
              Leads to good results.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of the work on the show is done by fans passionate about the project they're working on. Like the rape fetishist fujo who storyboarded Poison or the VoxVal animation director fujo who threw in all the fanservice with them at the end of the finale.
              Leads to good results.

              Doesn’t this mean that Logo knows a lot more about Adam and Lute to fully commit into it while everybody else seems to be hesitant about the other pairings.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really like and absolutely believe this theory now and want to know more, tell me, what could the gag of her freezing on camera symbolize/imply?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Since Alastor has an ability to make sure cameras glitch out if they try to capture his image, Niffty would be in a silence trance when faced with the same situation, unable to speak or say anything. Some mistake it it as camera shy, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was a hold from Alastor or she did that purposely on herself.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why was Vox so happy to see her

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe that "Women should be seen and not heard"?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That saying was on the tip of my tongue but it didn't occur to me, good catch

              More details for you anon:
              >says "I HATED THAT SONG" about "It starts with sorry" because nobody offered her forgiveness that easily
              >nobody catches her in the trust fall exercise, not even Charlie, symbolizing how nobody was there for her as the og sinner
              >likes killing mama bugs in front of their young to spread a message (possible foreshadowing?)
              >Alastor is a momma's boy, Eve is the momma of humanity

              If Eve = Roo as well then Niffty may possibly encapsulate the whole "Madonna-prostitute" complex; a woman who is polarized as being either the ultimate evil or the ultimate good, with her being paradoxically both as the perfect subvariant wife/mother and also a little menace/potential evil incarnate- considering her lack of pathos and motive compared to the other characters. I thought she had a needle weapon in the finale but its more of a dagger, would be too obvious I suppose considering she literally stabs Adam in the back

              There's also the fact that Al is quite literally stitched up too and has the red eyes constantly watching him when he had his little breakdown, and on his mic, that are Roots motif. I might end up writing a personal list just to organize and tie all of these tidbits together. Now I'm sad this likely isn't going to be the case in the show since the director has the writing ability of a middle schooler, and if it is it'll be just as poorly executed as Vaggies angel reveal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >with her being paradoxically both as the perfect subvariant wife/mother and also a little menace/potential evil incarnate
                Woah anon this is very smart! I would love that. Like Eve was the perfect submissive wife and then this parasitic entity(Roo) got introduced to her via the apple and gave her a new side. (BTW the designs that Viv created for Roo is overdesigned trash in the worst way, I hope that if she does keep that concept of a primordial evil then it stays disembodied or just possessing Eve)

                And yeah I've accepted that all that I've built up in my head won't come true, it's likely that the simplest theory is the most likely, and in that one Lilith is just a good wife and mother while Eve is impersonating her for whatever reason.

                Personally I like the idea of Lilith having not liked Eve(can't feel good to have a replacement be made of you, can it? Implies you're a defective prototype) so she was more than happy to have fricked her over.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can also be argued that since Adam is supposed to be the epitome of a toxic male in the show(which isn't true because he actually worships pussy and listens to women as we see with Lute but anyway), and Lilith was made from the same stuff he was, then she can be the representation toxic feminity. Manipulativeness, selfishness, etc. She was the one empowering the demons of Hell, after all. If she did get tired of it and all fricked off to girlboss in Heaven after splitting with Lucifer because Lucifer wasn't stepping up as the husband she wanted due to his depression, then it still fully fits her themes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                when has adam ever shown he values lute's input and ideas when they differ from his own ?
                lute is pretty much his attack dog so no shit they're chummy, but she's still very much a servant in that relationship

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you miss episode 6? Lute grabs his collar and shushes him and stops him from going after Vaggie and Charlie when he wanted to. If he didn't value her input he wouldn't have let her do that. He only had an issue with her shushing him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's not input, she reminded him of his place as he was forgetting himself (more than usual). That's not really somethiing that is beyond the scope of a master/servant relationship, as servants can sometimes be expected to manage the master's mood in some ways, and yes, show authority when needed.
                Again, we would need to see how he reacts when one of his most trusted girls goes against his orders.
                Oh wait, we already saw what happened then.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was Lute that did it to Vaggie though, not Adam. We don't know how he would've reacted if he'd come upon that scene. Not well, I'm sure, but it's not guaranteed he would've reacted as harshly as Lute. Lute is so bloodthirsty even Adam told her to chill.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lute got to her first but he was there for sure, even took her halo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That situation proves he trusts Lute enough to let her act upon her own judgement. He arrived late to the scene and didn't even inquire further. It's a pretty big thing for him to trust a woman without question considering his first two wives.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Given that it's been shown that they have a habit of hovering the battlefield while surveying together, it's more likely that he was already aware of what happened and just let lute dole out a punishment they probably had previous agreements on, even if only implicit ones.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            More details for you anon:
            >says "I HATED THAT SONG" about "It starts with sorry" because nobody offered her forgiveness that easily
            >nobody catches her in the trust fall exercise, not even Charlie, symbolizing how nobody was there for her as the og sinner
            >likes killing mama bugs in front of their young to spread a message (possible foreshadowing?)
            >Alastor is a momma's boy, Eve is the momma of humanity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That saying was on the tip of my tongue but it didn't occur to me, good catch
          [...]
          If Eve = Roo as well then Niffty may possibly encapsulate the whole "Madonna-prostitute" complex; a woman who is polarized as being either the ultimate evil or the ultimate good, with her being paradoxically both as the perfect subvariant wife/mother and also a little menace/potential evil incarnate- considering her lack of pathos and motive compared to the other characters. I thought she had a needle weapon in the finale but its more of a dagger, would be too obvious I suppose considering she literally stabs Adam in the back

          There's also the fact that Al is quite literally stitched up too and has the red eyes constantly watching him when he had his little breakdown, and on his mic, that are Roots motif. I might end up writing a personal list just to organize and tie all of these tidbits together. Now I'm sad this likely isn't going to be the case in the show since the director has the writing ability of a middle schooler, and if it is it'll be just as poorly executed as Vaggies angel reveal

          More details for you anon:
          >says "I HATED THAT SONG" about "It starts with sorry" because nobody offered her forgiveness that easily
          >nobody catches her in the trust fall exercise, not even Charlie, symbolizing how nobody was there for her as the og sinner
          >likes killing mama bugs in front of their young to spread a message (possible foreshadowing?)
          >Alastor is a momma's boy, Eve is the momma of humanity

          even though they probably won't come true on the show itself, i love reading all these analyses about Nifty! They make her and her concept sound so interesting!

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angelic Sir Pentious is real
    I fricking kneel Viv

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      >Angelic Sir Pentious is real
      It was all worth it, I forgive Viv for shitty writing

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every fan of Hazshit Hotel is just moronic fujos
    I don't know what I expected but I didn't think it was this bad

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My JJKposting from the first batch of episodes actually came true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaisen gays and hazbin heads are truely the same

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Corpse b***h calls him ace to his face
    >He's confused

    Really funny actually

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't know what it means according to viv. He still thinks he hasn't met "the one" yet. So when Rosie calls him an "ace in the hole" she means he's still in the closet.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Vox crazy enough to think he can take on Lucifer?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was fighting a powerful source of demon kryptonite

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is wrong yet again
    Like pottery

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad Alastor's not all-powerful. His vulnerability makes him a more interesting character. Characters aware of their own mortality are more cunning, and more prone to interesting plans that aren't as simple as "lol then i snap my fingers and win".
    If the ending song is any indication, he's also becoming increasingly desperate. Desperation + vulnerability = drama.
    I'm excited to see what wacky shit he'll get up to next, and let's not forget he managed to secure a deal with Charlie. Half-dead he may be, he's still got that in his pocket.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curious to see what deal he made is. Probably one of the more interesting things. Though I'd like to get a better timeline of events. It seems like we went on his slaughterfest, calmed down, had some kind of media rivalry with the Vees instead of killing them like the rest, and then dissapeared. The question would be did he mellow out naturally before the thing with the Vees or did his deal start before that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be a lazy thing like
      >stops singing for sinners and let me kill them one Time a year and you can chill in heaven

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why wasn't Alastor using heavenly weapons against Adam? He did get a drop on him a couple of times with his tentacles/shadows, if one of those had been holding an angel's blade he could have spiked Adam. And why did he stop dodging and just decided to tank that light wave? Did he get too wienery and ate shit because of that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the whole encounter was pretty silly. They were clearly going with Alastor being overconfident, but they didn't really show it well enough. What would have been better would have been him having weapons and brazenly tossing them aside or something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He deliberately antagonized the king of Hell and lost his temper badly enough to drop an F-bomb at the guy. I guess he's so confident in his abilities that he does get overly proud and wienery sometimes.

      I'm glad Alastor's not all-powerful. His vulnerability makes him a more interesting character. Characters aware of their own mortality are more cunning, and more prone to interesting plans that aren't as simple as "lol then i snap my fingers and win".
      If the ending song is any indication, he's also becoming increasingly desperate. Desperation + vulnerability = drama.
      I'm excited to see what wacky shit he'll get up to next, and let's not forget he managed to secure a deal with Charlie. Half-dead he may be, he's still got that in his pocket.

      >I'm glad Alastor's not all-powerful. His vulnerability makes him a more interesting character.
      Yeah, same. I dislike his character concept and expected him to be annoying, but in the end he wasn't too untouchable. It was satisfying to get a handful of moments where he got knocked down a peg or two.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be all the more satisfying once Charlie is the one to humble Alastor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He deliberately antagonized the king of Hell and lost his temper badly enough to drop an F-bomb at the guy. I guess he's so confident in his abilities that he does get overly proud and wienery sometimes.
        I think that was less about his wieneriness and more about him trying to assert dominance knowing that luci couldn't fight him since Charlie loves al so much.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel now that your man lost to Adam? That your rival, Sir Pentious, got to heaven, proving Alastor wrong that sinners can be redeemed? That your midget friend was the one to deal the final blow? And that he is chained by Lilith to watch over her daughter? Nobody gave a shit that he was gone missing for seven years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lilith has to go aganst charlie to keep her DEAL to be in heaven, formely with adam, and she DEALED with alastor to protect charlie
      >alastor wants to get rid of his DEAL w/ lilith and now has a favour DEAL in store from charlie
      >the Vees who want to off alastor now have opportunity to attack him if he ever lets his guard down, or if they get HELP FROM SOMEONE ELSE to deal with him
      the pieces are in place. When will the dice be thrown?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And let this be yet another reminder that no matter how much voodoo got, you still just a Sinner.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor won btw (Adam died)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nifty is Alastor's tool, so it counts either way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really his kill if someone else did it for him?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that "someone" was alastor's summon, Niffty

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Alastor didn’t just Insta-regen back to full health like CoD the second he moved out of Adams lane of attack, and we got a ‘giant in the hospital’ episode where Charlie and co’ had to give him TL&C in his hotel room while he recovers. So I could then self insert as the one giving Alastor TL&C of course
    And everyone is actually picking on him for once since he has no way to scare or intimidate them in that moment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These 8 episodes had less happening than a 40 minute special and a 90minute movie.

      This show needed badly the 10 minute slice of life episode handle. Hell make it 5 or 7 minute episodes, it's all about the idea.
      However there's another problem ... Vivziepop cannot write even slice of life properly. The characters were incredibly static and there was so little fighting, the few fights that happen are off screen.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lucifer x female alastor is a powerful ship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear if people start arguing about powerlevel homosexualry in the gay furry musical cartoon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The potential for /dbs/ posting is the only reason I bother to check into these diseased threads for a show I'm absolutely never going to watch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered you're mentally ill?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every /dbs/ poster is saner than someone who chooses to spend time watching vivzieslop properties

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This creepypasta tumblr sexyman Gary Stu should’ve stayed on deviantart, wow so cool and edgy hes always smiling and he’s mysterious and ultra powerful oooo…gimme a break Viv

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a a charlastor/radiobelle prompt and I will draw it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      draw them holding hands

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Took awhile but we got there in the end

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very sweet, anon!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you draw this? Very nice.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, thanks. I have a specific idea of how they interact in mind and I don't see it a lot, so I gotta do it myself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh do tell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Main thing on my mind is that I don't really see Alastor as aroace. I think he's just a huge narcissist and is more attracted to the idea of power that can reinforce his self image than anything else. Charlie is an optimistic romantic at heart, so with Alastor trying to become her right hand man, she can't help but look at his actions through rose-tinted glasses. Whether or not Alastor is attracted to Charlie's looks, he's completely attracted to the way he can control her or physically interact with her. He wants to touch her and be close to her to suit his own needs regardless of how it makes Charlie feel. He may or may not be too stupid to realize that he actually wants her and not just her power, but that's a more idealized way of looking at it. Realistically, it's more of a "mine, mine, mine" mentality where he takes something so someone else can't have it. Charlie is just unfortunately a sweet person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds interesting.
                You got a place where you post your art?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but I don't use it.

                Nice, I like a good old obsessive/possessive relationship from the man in this dynamic. I wouldn't mind seeing this if you ever decide to actualize it, hopefully in these threads.

                Not enough content like that these days. Here's one more before bed. Not sinister enough, maybe next time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bummer.

                Cute!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cute that Alastor wanted to check if Charlie's black lips were natural (was satisfied that they are).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice, I like a good old obsessive/possessive relationship from the man in this dynamic. I wouldn't mind seeing this if you ever decide to actualize it, hopefully in these threads.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't really see Alastor as aroace
                Don't worry, apparently the term means literally nothing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is exactly how I see Alastor too
                and he wasn't always "aroace" that was a retcon so it's meaningless anyway

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He wanted to bend Charlie over and do things, eh
              Does he not know how to process these feelings

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          hooray!

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey sinners
    My name is Adam, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are sex obsessed, violent, crackprostitutes who spend every second of their day trying to get your asses into heaven. You are everything bad in the afterlife. Honestly, have any of you ever not comitted sin? I mean, I guess it's to frick some hot halo puss, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to that hooker Angel Dust.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the first man to ever live, and the first mortal to ever make it into heaven. What accomplishments have you got, other than "make a piss stained hotel"? I also have an army of angels, and have a banging hot l
    lieutenant
    (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all sinners who should just have a nice day.

    Pic Related: It's me and my b***h"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going to frick you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jazz music stops

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Awww look at these cute sisters trying to kill each other!

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Vox is clearly in love with Alastor and wants him dead because he can't have him right?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      JOBastorsisters…our response?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made me snort out my drink.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fricking perfect. All that is missing is Vox middle finger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the homosexual owl would likely mid-diff JOBastor, it’s so fricking over…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting mogged by the fricking pansy owl
        Holy shit it really IS over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stolas sucks at direct fighting. It's less about raw power and more about how you use what you do have. Alastor's been fighting other demons for a long time, and only finally jobbed when he tried to fight a high-ranking angel.
        Like how Charlie is theoretically one of the most powerful hell beings, only below her father, but she sucks at fighting and has never really had to use it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >right click
      >save as
      This is going to come in handy for the next several years

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should have stayed in hiding instead of returning to the Hotel immediately, because now the power vacuum the Vee's talked about makes no sense since nothing happened but Rosie losing some cannibals.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually glad he got rekt, because now people can shut the frick up. Some Cinemaphile loserlord just the other day tried to tell me that Alastor would beat Lucifer. Well, obviously not. Is he strong? Sure. Is the strongest? It would be ridiculous to even consider it.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you guys realize this was mostly so people couldn't call him a Gary Stu when he forces the entire plot to revovle around him in future seasons

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with writers making fan favorites frauds in every fricking story now anyway? Why can't they just let people enjoy things? Alastor, Gojo, Eren, Trump, LeBron, Mihawk, Sasuke, Thanos, Verbalase, Thor in GoW Ragnarok, Bidenomics, Fire Lord Ozai where does it end?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >verbalase

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause gege rightfully fricking hates Gojo but loves Sukuna

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If the character doesn't win literally every fight then their a 'fraud'

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, the NON frauds actually win every fight, sooo....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's with writers making fan favorites
      >Alastor
      Choose ONLY one. Who likes Alastor anyway, Adam exposed him as a fraud literal who edgelord and his radio gimmick is lame.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who likes Alastor anyway
        I do
        and Viv likes him so much she made up that he's "asexual" because she doesn't want other people thirsting over him
        Well too bad c**t

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haztober
          >4/28
          i don't get it

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the chudking won

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love him so much

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to frick over adam character by writing him as a male toxic figure
    >fans loves him
    get fricked in the ass writers!

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically why are you autists obsessing over power levels in a show about Charlie's wacky hijinks trying to redeem sinners?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the most hyped character turned tail and ran after losing like a chump
      That’s hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a show about Charlie's wacky hijinks trying to redeem sinners?
      >he unironically believes vivzie actually plays out a show's premise straight
      LA
      MAYO

      >why are you autists obsessing over power levels
      dude, the show spends so much fricking time worldbuilding canon power levels and Hell's hierarchy and a lot of fight scenes. If anybody is obsessed with power levels it's Vivzie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not about redemption anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe how much the show fricked up the original premise.
        >Hell has an overpopulation issue. Haha actually no... Heaven are just doing it to stop Hell from growing too powerful.
        >no episodic clients.
        >barely makes use of the Hotel setting.
        >Nobody ever thought about standing their ground and fighting back against the exterminators before for... reasons.
        >Vaggie forgets that angel weapons can also hurt exterminators because she's moronic.
        >Angelic weapons can perma-kill Angels themselves for reasons.
        >Lucifer on his daughter's side now. Most powerful being in Hell being fine with the Hotel idea takes away any stakes. Charlie in danger? just call Luci

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need to remember that Hell is Lucifers punishment. He can't help her with heavens politics. He's bound to the same law of contracts that the sinners have with each other. Charlie can't just snub alastors deal, just like Charlie can't do shit to help angel free himself from Valentino. Honestly in s2 it's probably going to be revealed that you can't go to heaven while your soul is owned by someone else. You also saw how pissed Lucifer was at Alastor because he couldn't stop his daughter from trusting him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only criteria for getting into heaven is dying without a balance on your soul tab
            That would be insanely hilarious. Something so simple but still incredibly hard for everyone to do. Like not racking up credit card debt.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's basically a backwards progression, season 1 here feels like what season 2 would've been with all the heightening stakes and what not. Now apparently season 2 is when the hotel ACTUALLY becomes relevant? You need to work these things up, not blow your load right out of the gate. Any proper show runner would've had the first season be a slice of life about Charlie being a underdog struggling to keep her hotel afloat to sell the viewers on the characters and setting first.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it would have also given the show the time to actually introduce the overlords and the setting, every episode could have been trying to redeem and underling of one of those overlords or something, or at least an inhabitant of a specific district
            but this show just wanted to get the cool shit to happen, without actually building up to it first so it all falls flat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's basically a backwards progression, season 1 here feels like what season 2 would've been with all the heightening stakes and what not. Now apparently season 2 is when the hotel ACTUALLY becomes relevant? You need to work these things up, not blow your load right out of the gate. Any proper show runner would've had the first season be a slice of life about Charlie being a underdog struggling to keep her hotel afloat to sell the viewers on the characters and setting first.

          There's literally no reason to go to the Hotel in a cynical shithole like Hell unless the concept of redemption is proven first, though. Angel outright admitted he used the place as a crash pad with free booze before he actually started liking the people there and Sir Pentious had nowhere else to go and Charlie and the rest of the hotel were the first people to show him kindness.
          Besides, people already complained constantly about how there's too many damn characters, do you really want another sinner of the week like seven episodes straight on top of actually setting up the next seasons threats of the V's, Lilith, Heaven itself, and Alastor?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Start of S1 - no one believes in the hotel
            >AD has his character arc
            >People see he's more at peace and start to filter in
            >Season finale is Vox and Alastor doing some political shit that gets the hotel involved
            >As it's resolved have Adam show up and shit all over everything
            >Hook for season 2 after characters are fleshed out and setting is established
            It writes itself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >People see he's more at peace and start to filter in
              In between the wieners pulling in and out of his mouth? Anon AD had his character arc but he still loves to blow shit up and frick dudes. He stood up to Valentino and that was a strong personal victory, but the only thing people are gonna see is how hard Valentino fricks him in the ass the next day. Being at peace itself is nice but less so when the threat of eternal oblivion is still naught but a few months away, which was and still is why the hotel is a thing in the first place.

              >Season finale is Vox and Alastor doing some political shit that gets the hotel involved
              Like what? The only reason Vox and the rest of the V's have the balls to plan their power grab is because they seen Alastor get his shitpushed in and recorded it for all of Hell to see, diminishing his credibility and making him look week. The only other time he's even tried anything was the cowardly act of sending Sir Pent as a spy and that failed immediately.
              The second Vox tries anything outright to threaten the Hotel or Alastor himself in S1 would be the end of him, just like Alastor did all those Overlords of old prior.

              The only thing that could really work under the assumption of eight episodes is Adam being the bad of S2 like he is now, but that assumes you'd have enough gas or a S3 leftover to deal with Lilith and the hotel proving itself to work, since no sinner going to heaven before S2 is the only way to make the Adam plot actually work, since Heaven's higher-ups would be forced to halt any exterminations and reevaluate the entire method at which they deal with sinners. And Adam wouldn't dare disobey an order from up high unless becoming fallen himself which it'd render the exterminations moots entirely, removing the main threat of the show.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There should've been minimal or no Heaven or Overlord politics in Season 1. Save Overlords/rivalry with the V's for Season 2 and a Heaven war for 3. Final villain reveal in 4 if it managed to last that long.
            But I guess they weren't guaranteed anything immediately so they half-assed it all in 8 short episodes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redemption would imply taking responsibility and accountability, when people like vivzie just want to blame authority and fantasize about being genocided by them because of their victim complex and use this as an excuse to never change

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But in Viv’s story, Adam and Lute are the most loving parents the sinners ever have. And it’s the lack of authority, responsibility, and accountability that allowed Hell and the sinners to end up so badly. Because Lucifer is not a good enough person to be that authority figure and he’s an evil monster through and through that deceives sinners like he deceived Lilith and Eve. If you seen the final episode, his “evil form” looks like a mad science experiment gone horribly wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in a show about Charlie's wacky hijinks trying to redeem sinners
      DYEWTS? Lol, Lmao.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know. I got sold a lie about this show because I thought it was gonna be wacky redemption adventures (like it was marketed).
      But people don't seem to care because it's all style, no substance anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s fun for me to imagine if Hazbin Hotel was a shonen series with power levels, fight-homosexualry, and agendas
      >Lend me some of that Holy Spirit Lute, this is BASE NIFTY we’re up against

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        which is why i'm still waiting on someone to make good on my request from earlier

        anybody up for making a Niffty version of this?

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the biggest AIIIIEEEEElastor cope you've seen so far?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Niffty is Eve
    >Kills Adam
    >Adam is reborn in Hell
    >Eve and Adam reunite
    it's like pottery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That anon who said Niffty stabbed Adam because she had the hots for him
      >All this now
      Vivzie, gomenasai

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically too intelligent for this garbage. I keep watching this to see if anything anyone posted, as a story, or musical this is has a leg to stand on. Turns out it doesn't so I'm really trying to figure out who this appeals to outside of nostalgia glitterdog artists from 2000 scene era.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see Alastor's femboy arc has already begun

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is that LILITH IS ROSIE schizo? The frick was that all about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiding in the same hole as the IDIOT AND COWARD who was trying to claim that Husker was only implying Alastor was on a leash to Mimzy in E5 when it was so obvious what the story was actually hinting at.

      Get in here and take your Ls, schizos!

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is a shit like Alastor redeemable, or is he going to choose to stay in Hell until he gets exterminated?

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anybody up for making a Niffty version of this?

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Alastor gently combing his fluffy little deer tail!

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the JOBster

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fraudastor stocks are in the fricking mud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eternally grateful to Viv for allowing Alastor to be humbled so many times throughout the season so comics like this could exist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have to applaud Viv for actually allowing Alastor to look bad like that. I was starting to think he was her pet character.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was. He appears at the end unharmed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I might be mis remembering things, but his Radio Station was a wreck even after the magic rebuilding project. Maybe that thing acts like a sort of phylactery and he regened off of that. Even if I'm mistaken I don't think avoiding damage counters how he completely overestimated the strength of his deal with Charlie and got his ass beat because of it. He and the Vees will probably play a bigger role in season 2 so this is subject to change.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Him being humiliated on livestream, hopefully, will play a part. He seems to really value his reputation and all the rumours regarding him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit didn't even think of that. He gets pissy at even the slightest diss. Now he has to suffer the wrath of the Vox network playing his greatest failure on loop for everyone to see. Frick season 2 can't come soon enough

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is voxcoin projected to rise following the fraudastor stock fiasco or am I stupid for investing a third of my portfolio into it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's going to the moon. Thanks to Vox Security. Now that the Vees know how it's done they can genuinely be a protection racket should Sera try to strike back at Hell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive been waiting for Kaisen edits for this show for about a month and they finally came in the best way imaginable. I told people to invest in Luci stocks to make a profit instead but no one listened

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't actually see myself putting more than beer money into Vox stock.
    For me, I do think it's a prime time to load up on the Nifty cheapies. She unjustly took a hit due to the Fraudastor fiasco, so it's definitely time to buy.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the Jobaster posters don’t tell you is that he fought Adam WITHOUT an angelic weapon which is required for killing an angel. Like no shit he wasn’t gonna win, either Al thought he could genuinely handle him or attempted to keep him distracted from the others.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think what happened to Alastor is representative of Vivzie’s psyche. Vivzie has literally said shit like Alastor was her middle school OC/he saw her in a dream, and I think, for years and years, most of her life, Alastor was her perfect sexyman boyfriend, played straight (literally, because he was allowed to be sexual back then) as her ultimate demon man boyfriend lover protector, and probably her weird dad figure to since fujos always have a weird relationship with their father. But ever since Vivzie got dumped/abused by her boyfriend (very messy trying to figure out what happened there, but either it FRICKED vivzie up) Vivzie’s fragile sexuality, already damaged by her fujo ness, was destroyed. Vivzie is genuinely not capable of enjoying lust unless it’s in the context of two traumatized twink gay tumblr sexyman, because vivzie was already a fujo and then her boyfriend (who she said was similar to Alastor) dumped her/abused her and she’s basically sworn off men since. Veggie and Charlie became lesbians (who don’t have sex) because of that, Alastor, the most obvious sexyman in history, became ACE, and it even translates to the writing: Vivzie first saw Alastor as her dream, her ultimate protector/boyfriend/dad, and she was probably closer to charlie in that dynamic. But now vivzie hates men and has grown past her tastes for Alastor but won’t let him go. So what happens to him? He’s a fricking JOBBER who gets his ass beat and mindbroken, he’s no longer the protector boyfriend of Charlie who no longer needs him, he’s superfluous, probably subconsciously hated by Vivzie. And only exists to be a traumatized twink because vivzie is a dysfunctional fujo who can only seem to identify with abused and traumatized twink men despite Alastor being created as an all powerful protector demon figure who should be invulnerable and invincible. It’s going to get a lot worse in the future.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adam breaks his toy staff
    >immediately loses power
    lmao

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this currently the main Hazbin thread? Anyway give me ideas for porn to draw, male characters only

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Draw Anon and Adam.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer teasing Adam on how fat he is, they are both naked.
      I don't mind if you draw Adam with the mask on or off, whatevers easier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer taking a bath and fricking his rubber duck :3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Al getting fricked by Adam in the same way asTHAT gif of Piccolo with bejita

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valentino getting electro-stimulation from Vox.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vox is SO HARD RIGHT NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      An anon mating pressing Alastor.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's radiover

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm enjoying all these Jobastor art. Is there one of him in Family Guy death pose yet?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you so much, anon!

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when will Luci rape Alastor?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      other way around, anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer is whipped like a victim of the Furies. He's not shuffling any aces into his deck any time soon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the series finale is gonna give Al a power up that allows him to beat up lucifer so he can be an actual threatening villain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better asked, when will Lilith rape Alastor on-screen?

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay okay, call me a copeer, but im pretty sure Alastor wasn't trying to win, he went up against the strongest executioner and didn't bring an angelic weapon, someone he KNOWS is needed to harm them. Honestly if his deal is with Lilith it makes sense he wasn't trying to kill Adam (some clause about not killing people close to her) but instead stalled for time, he just held back a bit too much and got caught off guard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of disagree. His monologue in the ruined radio station makes it seem like he was TRYING to break the confines of his deal if anything else. "There must be a back door". Adam could've been an unwitting part of the chains that bind him. Alastor just got wienery and let his guard down.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but if not killing people close to Lilith is part of his deal he wouldn't be able to do that and ignore the deal, like how Husk can't just say 'frick it' and fly away from Alastor, I assume it works with him having to play in the confines of the deal made and he wants a backdoor to get out of the conditions he's currently under

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ohh I think I get it now. He might've been trying to just incapacitate Adam long enough so that Nifty could finish him off. Basically what Lucifer was doing, only he beefed it. That would allow him to follow the rules while still getting what he wants.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone made a edit of that rent a girlfriend panel but with Alastor?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty certain in the pilot(if it's still canon) is that he's the 87th strongest which is still a b***h position for KEKlastor

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, isn't funny looking back at us freaking out about the leaks, how we all thought Adam being an exorcist was going to be the stupidest thing ever? And then he ends up being the most beloved Vivienne character since Loona, possibly more so, and he was written for us to absolutely hate him? It's pretty funny.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing embarrassing about losing to a high tier angel. He put up a good fight. Adam would have mopped up everyone there except Lucifer

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me he's still the coolest.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vox can have his gloating victory over alastor

    the real winners of this season though are pic

    Father/Daughter wholesome art is my new addiction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything with warform charlie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about morningstar charlie?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        warform charlie is such a good fit. i want to cosplay it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need a gif of when he backhands her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is so cute :3

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like it was very tonaly weird that it takes losing the fight for charlie to finally start taking an active role (what, you didn't care enough before to try your hardest ?) and for lucifer to finally join in (what, your daughter was slated for execution and but you had better things to do ?)
    I feel like it's somewhat implied by adam's banter that charlie wasn't an authorized target until she actually started fighting back, but it's never outright stated and the implication is very weak so I'm not sure either.
    This show just does an excessively poor job of communicating the stakes of any situation (Husk pretending he had any choice in the matter of staying when he's doing what alastor is telling him to do is another good example, don't pretend you're one of them when you're forced to being here).

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will the Vee's function as villains for the second season? They may look happy about Alastor being defeated by Adam but the second episode already showed that at least Vox is inferior to Alastor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will be the team rocket of hazbin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the second episode already showed that at least Vox is inferior to Alastor.
      not so sure. val says that alastor "almost beat" vox so either vox won, they tied or the fight fizzled out before it ended. so vox is at least on par with alastor alone. if he's got the other vees and whatever other support he's gathered over the seven years that alastor is gone, he could win. plus alastor might be in a weakened state since adam fricked him up. plus you just know that vox is going to show the video of alastor getting fricked on every media outlet he can and that's going to cause trouble

      but i think the bigger vee role will be more of valentino and angel dust. maybe velvette will finally do something

      such a cute design

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, if the fight between Alastor and Vox had ended in a draw or with Vox winning I think Vox's attitude would be quite different and he would have mentioned it when he announced Alastor's return in the second episode. It seems to me that the fight was going to end with Alastor's victory but for some reason he didn't finish it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's true. it could also just be that val phrased it that way to not upset vox and that he did actually lose the fight

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Lucifer know that Charlie made a deal with Alastor? I don't see him being happy with that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idt anyone knows but Vaggie, and even she didn't hear the exact terms. It's pretty much only Alastor and Charlie who know how far reaching the blank check was she gave him. Maybe not Charlie rlly cause she doesn't seem to realize how bad she got fricked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Charlie shows a surprising amount of trust and affection towards Alastor even after the deal, she literally looked the happiest when Alastor returned after the battle even though you would think she would be on guard seeing as Alastor still has some power over her thanks to the deal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still hoping Viv explains at some point how the whole deal concept works. Like is it just something former sinners can do? We've seen no deals among the hellborn in helluva boss, so could Charlie make her own deal if she was so inclined? Interesting questions.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly always saw the Vees as the typical nouveau riche, who think they are the best and it's only a matter of time before they have it all, while in reality everyone else in the same position sees them as a bunch of idiots who are not as powerful as they think and don't know what they are getting into. The fact that the other Overlords don't seem to have any respect for them and don't seem to care that the three of them are working together only adds to my belief.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was my assumption too, especially since their spheres of influence, or at least Vox's, are fairly modern inventions. They got their power very fast and messy, but they lack the respect and seniority needed to be taken seriously. Especially since even among their trio Valentino' seems like a frick-up the other two only tolerate most of the time as muscle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the Vees DO have tangible influence and power, even if it's niche. Vox controls television, Velvette is basically their pr celebrity, and Valentino controls the sex trade. Between the three of them they've basically cornered the entire entertainment/vice industry in Pride. That's notable.

      You are correct that they don't really have the respect of the other overlords, but they've also made it clear they don't think they need it. I think the main weakness of the group is that they are basically a matched set. All three of them think they are the most important V even if Vox is the de facto team leader. Does anyone think someone like Velvette could win a fistfight vs Alastor or Carmella? Not likely, but if all three of them leverage their resources at once it would be strong.

      Honestly the fact that they are the only overlords who seem to understand the power that comes from being in a formal coalition is kind of strange.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the biggest problem with the Vees is that they think they're superior to everyone and it's only a matter of time before they have complete control, even though in reality it's shown that the only reason they're still there is because the other overlords don't even consider them worth noticing. You just have to see how Valentino only stays alive because Charlie is too good to take him out or tell Lucifer how he licked her arm.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need art of Adam/Sera with some other angels working at indian scam tech support screaming „DO NOT REDEEM” during the call with Charlie

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All it proves is that Al shouldn't pick fights with high-ranking Angels. Anybody below that should rightfully be afraid of him.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel for my HEROES: GENERAL SIR Pentious, CHADam, and Lute

    I stand against my FRAUDS: AIEEEEEEEElastor and JOBggie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BROTHER

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did she think he was gonna kiss her in Ep 7 when he was leaning real close

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't feel any stakes going forward for the cast of either show. IMP has Stolas backing them up and the Hotel crew has Lucifer basically cool with them and on their side. (they made use of the owl in that "death battle" so Stolas could bail IMP out of getting obliterated by Murder Drones)

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like the show at all but credit where it is due, I actually do really like that they didn't make this fricker a Gary Stu and knew when to hold back.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have more Charlie x Alastor AI song covers

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone please draw Alastor eating some fine ass green

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO RAPE ALASTOR

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam gets reborn as a sinner
    >He no longer has the screen face, representing his more human look
    How would you feel about it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awful, if i have to constantly see that Shaggy-looking version of him even as a demon i swear...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disappointed since having his mask become his actual face would be a great metaphor for the ugliness in his soul/the front he puts up physically manifesting, also the mask look is just much cooler

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought adam would look more israeli this being christianity / judaism

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Begin the day with a friendly voice
    A companion, unobtrusive
    Plays that song that's so elusive
    And the magic music makes your morning mood
    Off on your way, hit the open road
    There is magic at your fingers
    For the spirits ever lingers
    Undemanding contact in your happy solitude
    Invisible airwaves crackle with life
    Bright antennas bristle with the energy
    Emotional feedback on a timeless wavelength
    Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free
    All this machinery making modern music
    Can still be open-hearted
    Not so coldly charted, it's really just a question of your honesty
    Yeah, your honesty
    One likes to believe in the freedom of music
    But glittering prizes and endless compromises
    Shatter the illusion of integrity, yeah

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seth would be proud

    ?si=LnZAFRefm9m3sFqT

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason every other Japanese Hazbin Hotel fan I see on Twitter is a Golden Kamuy fan
    I kind of get it though, they both have over the top characters, homos and dick jokes galore

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why Charlie roll her eyes at the suggestion she has something going with Alastor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Charlastor shippers have been living rent-free in Vivienne's head, she NEEDS to tell your fictional crackship "NO"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all fiction though. Canon or otherwise.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think Vivienne cares? She literally made Loona mute when people cared more about the Jizoku porn of her and Moxxie than they did season 2

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro how the frick do I deal with having to wait 2 years for all these dumb cliffhangers to resolve. I hate that this is some indie shit that can't push out even a full season. I'm gonna lose my mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 years? Source?

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what do you think is going to happen to Pentious? Why did he materialize in front of Emily and Sera instead of at the gate to meet with Peter? Will Sera try to hide Pent's redemption from Heaven and Charlie because if a Sinner could achieve redemption that means there was an alternative solution to the whole mass genocide thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      that made me get teary eyed. what the frick. hazbin hotel has a grasp on my emotions that i didn't expect.

      i just thought it was going to be a funny adhd furries in hell show. now i'm sitting here fantasizing about Pentious regaling Emily with stories of Hell, the egg boys adventuring around the new hotel, and shit. i might write a fricking fanfic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that art is precious. And I do think Sera will try to hide Pent's redemption while Emily is gonna be pissed about it. It seems like a sacrifice might be required to be redeemed. I really hope the main cast doesn't find out about his redemption right away.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show has triggered my dormant autism and i want to spend the next 5 years of my life obsessing over every detail of it and talking with other obsessed lunatics in the fandom about it, but i don't have twitter and refuse to create one, and from what i've seen that's where most of the core fandom is.

    are there any other places i can look? where can i go from here? Cinemaphile isn't enough.

    i've never liked a cartoon enough to want to actively seek out the fandom before. please help.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about tumblr?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound just like me 4 years ago. I never used Twitter or was in any fandom until I got into Hazbin. There is a small fandom on Tumblr but Tumblr doesn't allow nsfw content, which, frick that. Just give in, anon...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think of the hazbin hotel subreddit?

      https://old.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leave Adam to M-AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE C-CH-CHA-CHARLOTTE-DONO TASUKETE AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest thing to me is that apparently he DID say "Leave Adam to ME!" since Charlie and everyone else agreed that Alastor was supposed to take care of Adam. He unironically said the fricking line that people were shitposting about in here for weeks,kek.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor needs to be buck broken by an angel. Or vox.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I vote vox

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would be fun is Vox electrocuted him till his voice sounds normal

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          his voice effects going away for the "what just happened? ffffrick" after getting hit by Adam was a really good choice, but I hope they don't overuse that.

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone made the Broly butt edit?

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAKU WAKU ALASTOR
    >I HEARD YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PSYCHOku would just give him his soul if Alastor promised him a good fight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beerus-sama, teach Alastor how to be the god of destruction
        >I want it to be a fair fight!

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't beat Adam
    >Doesn't beat Lute
    >Does the "leave him to me!" thing but actually jobs
    >Next big enemy has to be Lillith and she is most likely the one who owns his soul and much stronger than him so he won't be beating anyone
    It's over. I can't cope any further. Frick you Vaggie you took Alastor's only chance at a win.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's still the inevitable Vox fight that he's bound to win

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you bet he is gonna be losing until Charlie does something and he wins through the power of friendship or some shit, making it an anti-feat for Al.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          god that would be lame. i'd much rather see something like

          >Al betrays the hotel in some way
          >does some "i got what I wanted, bye" speech
          >disappears again, nobody knows where he is
          >Vees show up at the hotel to fight for some reason (Val and Angel drama? Vox wanting to use attacking the hotel and streaming it on every TV in hell as bait to drag Alastor out of wherever he disappeared to?)
          >it's a losing fight and the hotel gang is getting destroyed
          >Al shows up and fricks up the vees
          >"oh alastor, you do care!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Video Kill the Radio Star starts to play
        >AAAAAAYEEEEEEE HELP ME NIFTY-SAN

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard Vox is one of the main antagonists in season 2 so Al might job again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All it means is that Alastor can't win against high-tier angels normally. If the tentacles were all wielding angel spears though, he probably would've stood a decent chance of killing Adam. Guess he just forgot and didn't try it though.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there official merch anywhere?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viv blocks people just for making jokes about her shows' flaws, so I can see her wanting to go out of her way to specifically sink Charlastor. OTOH with how crazy shipping wars have gotten, there's a benefit to at least spelling out that some ships aren't happening. In a vacuum there's nothing off about Charlie rolling her eyes at the idea that she and Alastor are dating or specifying that Alastor doesn't do romance/sex.

      >https://hazbinhotel.com/#products
      Only has pins and the trading cards rn.
      >https://sharkrobot.com/collections/hazbin-hotel
      Has other stuff, but not a lot, and I wouldn't be surprised if this part of Viv's store closes up within the year.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can see her wanting to go out of her way to specifically sink Charlastor
        She doesn't fully understand how this works, does she?

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no-diffs you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn have sex while drenched in angel blood with Nifty

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    furthest back thing I have is an Alastor shirt from Halloween 2021. Nothing recent though. nope. don't care.

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leaked Season 2 scene:

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So based. I hope we get more content of Lilith femdomming him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mogged by CHADam
      >needed help from Nifty to finish off CHADam
      >this
      At this point it's just sad

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did sir pentious become a seraphim?
    because his cobra hood has 6 indentations like wings and why did he appear in front of sera and emily? wouldn't it make more sense if he appeared at the front gates?

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Alastor should be raped by Charlie, Lilith and Lucifer at the same time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      adam and vox can get a few licks in as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emily, Sera, Lute, and Vaggie want a taste of that action. With Sir Pentious, Cherri and the eggbois trailing behind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is so popular amongst the females AND males. How cute is he canonically? How does he do it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie needs cuddles from her Radio Demon. It's the only thing that can cheer her up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Alastor will never stir you out of a depression by crawling into your bed and girlishly kicking his feet as you vent your woes
        i wish i was charlie so bad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alastor sniffs Charlie's bedding

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno how he does it but
        >Mimzy
        >Nifty
        >Rosie
        >Charlie (?)
        >Various ladies from the cannibal colony
        >Vox
        >AD (but then again he flirts with anyone who owns a dick)
        Alastor harem a la Ranma 1/2 spin-off when?

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what will they do with alastor. I'm surprised viv made him less of a gary stu but that's good. But no way Viv doesn't have him get some redemption in the next season. Maybe he shows his mettle against the vees since they will no doubt come after him after smelling blood.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      alastor is very much the big bad of the show, or possibly the one that will unwittingly make an even bigger bad rise up. He's a remorseless murderer that has never been characterized as caring about anything but power and his own entertainment. He might not be the most powerful entiity in the show but he's certainly the most driven. He cannot be redeemed as he would need the capacity to care about something that is not himself for that, and he seems to lack that entirely.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never been characterized as caring about anything but power and his own entertainment
        >he would need the capacity to care about something that is not himself for that, and he seems to lack that entirely.
        you're just plain wrong here. they made a point of showing that he does like and care about mimzy and is happy to take care of any problems she has. his friendship with rosie seems genuine at the surface. and his conversation with nifty is meant to show how the hotel group is growing on him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alastor is just a very fake person that knows how to ingratiate himself to people that might be useful later. That's his whole deal. He threw mimzy out the second she was more trouble than she was worth. That's absolutely not caring lmao.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He threw mimzy out the second she was more trouble than she was worth. That's absolutely not caring lmao.
            He told Mimzy to leave after she was a shit friend that used him and put the hotel in danger. Pretty fair thing to do. He reacted much calmer about it than a lot of people would have.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are insanely naive if you think the guy that has been obviously playing nice to charlie only to get her to sign a deal with her isn't like this in all his relationships, just gonna leave it at that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor won't be the big-bad lmao, At worse he'll do a forced / moment of passion betrayal and then come crying back to the main cast begging forgiveness for what he did because he had a 'Oh my god...No...this is all wrong...i made a mistake!' Zuko moment. And then maybe do an actual heroic sacrifice at the end of the show making his meltdown at end of S1 poignant.

        He clearly let it slip to Niffty that he actually has grown to like living with Charlie and Co', Literally the one person he has ZERO reason or need to lie to.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          jesus christ I can't imagine being this moronic
          you have my sympathies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does care about something other than himself. He cares about retribution and his own twisted sense of justice. He's not completely evil. Viv compares him to Dexter and it's shown in his comic that he likes to protect those who are weak and of fairer means. His name means spirit of revenge. Viv keeps saying he's an anti hero. But like

        Alastor won't be the big-bad lmao, At worse he'll do a forced / moment of passion betrayal and then come crying back to the main cast begging forgiveness for what he did because he had a 'Oh my god...No...this is all wrong...i made a mistake!' Zuko moment. And then maybe do an actual heroic sacrifice at the end of the show making his meltdown at end of S1 poignant.

        He clearly let it slip to Niffty that he actually has grown to like living with Charlie and Co', Literally the one person he has ZERO reason or need to lie to.

        says the show is definitely setting him up to pick between his friends he hates to admit he's grown fond of or betray them in some way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, Lucifer is way more evil than Alastor. He simply pretends that he is a good guy while gloating about his evil deeds and changing his face to whoever is near him. While Alastor doesn’t want to be manipulating others into thinking he’s a good boy and he’s their friend.

          I think Rosie/Lilith might’ve been crying to herself all night when she heard about what Lucifer said about her on live TV. Because we didn’t see her appear after the Lucifer and Adam fight. And Alastor, Lilith’s puppet, was missing for quite a bit of time and tried to urge that he is no one’s friend… So that’s why Alastor was so being so sad, guilty, and regretful on making them think he made a “heroic sacrifice” for them. That stupid tiny packet clown!!!

          Lucifer is legit next to pure evil in this Universe. Even in comparison to other fallen angels in HB. He deserved everything bad that happened to him. He is literally still the same exact evil snake in the garden of Eden from eons ago.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can that one Alastorgay [alleged] FemAnon that writes fanfic give me a link to that one of Alastor eating a sheep demon which you wrote?

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam had a great chemistry with lute

    > butthole dudebro who is too laid back for his own good
    > Militarized psycho queen bee that completely trust hierarchies and act as a foil

    Probably the best dynamic in the show. It was a really bad call to kill him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was a really bad call to kill him
      He was wearing a lamb mask. He’s prepared to die since the start to be the sacrifice.
      He’s destined to return and reach the hearts of sinners and winners with his love

      Lute is isolated from Adam for a time, and will be tempted to betray Adam like Eve and Lilith did at Eden.

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